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[George Michael's "Faith" plays]
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BOW: All around the world,
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people with different beliefs
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find themselves at odds over God.
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? If I could touch your body ?
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But my parents had found a way
to avoid religious conflict,
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even though my mom grew up Baptist
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and my dad grew up Catholic.
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They found a common ground
in the beliefs of the commune.
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Be fruitful and multiply.
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? But I'm showin' you the door ?
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'Cause we need a lot of helpers
on the farm.
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? 'Cause I gotta have faith ?
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And because of that,
they went out of their way
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to raise me and my siblings
in a religion-free home.
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Can I go to a potluck
with Rebecca tonight?
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Absolutely.
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What should I bring? It's at her church.
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- [Light bulb shatters]
- ALICIA: Church?!
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Well, in that case, you should
bring a nothing casserole.
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Because you're not going.
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In my household, it took two parents
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to change a light bulb
and also to say no to church.
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? In the mix ?
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? Oh, oh, oh, they keep trying ?
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? But they can't stop us ?
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? 'Cause we got a love ?
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? That keeps rising up ?
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? In the mix ?
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? Life turns around ?
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? 'Round and 'round it goes ?
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? Ooh, it's a mixed-up world ?
? Ooh, it's a mixed-up ?
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? And that's for sure ?
? Mixed-up ?
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? In the mix ?
? Baby ?
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? We're gonna get by ?
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? We're gonna ?
? On our own, side by side ?
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? Love's all we need to be free ?
? Lo-o-o-ve is all ?
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? I got you, you got me ?
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? Yaaaaay us! ?
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? I-I-In the mix ?
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? Yaaaaay us! ?
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? I-I-In the mix-ish ?
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Wait. Why can't I go?
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Because we're not a family
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that believes in organized religion.
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We were also a family
that used to believe
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in Santi being old enough
to operate farm equipment.
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Things change.
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Bow, why the sudden
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interest in church?
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Hmm. Why did I want to go to church?
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[Dramatic music plays]
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??
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The Wham! breakup was the hardest.
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I just want to see what church is like.
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Let me tell you what it's like.
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They sing songs, serve fried chicken,
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and then you do it every week
until you die.
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I should know.
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Your aunt and I grew up
going to church every Sunday.
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- [Door closes]
- Ooh!
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Every Sunday, every Wednesday
night for Bible study,
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every Saturday morning to make
meals for the sick and shut-in.
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You knew some people put
they name on that list
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just so they could get a free sandwich.
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I can see how being
forced to go somewhere
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every week could turn you off from it.
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Oh, no, I still go every Sunday.
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This is me with God.
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You don't want to see me without Him.
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Look, Bow, we understand
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exploring and asking questions,
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and that's always okay,
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but from our experience,
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we've found that traditional
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religion closes people's minds.
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HARRISON: As it should!
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You don't want people
thinking too freely.
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And the way I see it,
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you can't raise good kids
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without the fear of God.
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It's 1986.
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There's temptation all over.
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You got MTV, peep shows, crack rock.
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Lord, protect us from the crack rock!
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That's why I sent you off
to that Catholic school
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so those nuns could keep you
on the straight and narrow.
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Ah, it didn't work.
I went to live on a commune.
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It did work because
you're not on crack rock.
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- Hm.
- What if we looked at it
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as kind of a cultural exchange,
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like when the whole commune
went to visit Mexico?
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Yeah, that trip was more about
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hiding Shaman Dave from the ATF.
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ALICIA: Yeah. [Sighs]
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Bow, I know you're curious,
and we're here to help
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with all of life's big questions,
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but you don't need
a bunch of men in robes
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telling you you're going to hell
if you wore denim on denim.
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They said you were
going to hell for that?
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- Mm-hmm.
- JOHAN: What's hell?
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A place of perpetual heat
and fire where nonbelievers
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and Democrats go to burn for eternity.
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That's why it's important to be good...
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so we can all go to heaven together.
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"To be good." I've seen you
tip a date in quarters.
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She had a bus to catch.
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No, don't listen to him.
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You know what our values are.
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We believe in empathy,
cooperation, and kindness.
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It's all you need.
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Yeah, Bow-Bow. We're gonna
have to say no to this one.
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But our beliefs still don't
explain the tragedy of Chernobyl
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or what's gonna happen
to George Michael.
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- Who?
- Wham!
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- Wham?
- Not anymore.
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- What?
- You just don't understand! [Sighs]
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??
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There comes a time in every woman's life
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when she questions the very
nature of her existence.
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And then she pulls the landline
into the laundry room
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- and calls her friends.
- [Phone dialing, line rings]
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RAINBOW: I can't believe it,
but my parents
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won't let me go to church
with you, Rebecca.
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Oh, no! I was looking forward to it
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so my dad could tell you
how he knows Pee-wee Herman.
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He said he met him at some
movie theater they both go to.
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Hold up. Your parents
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won't let you go to church?
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When I had chickenpox,
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mine still made me go.
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I ended up giving it to the whole choir.
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A lady died. She's in
a better place now, though.
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It's crazy.
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Don't they know I'm old enough
to make up my own mind?
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Sure, I'm 13, but construction
workers have asked if I'm 16.
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If I saw you driving, I'd say,
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"That totally makes sense to me."
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Well, you're missing out, Rainbow.
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Don't listen to what heavy-metal music
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is telling you
because church is really fun.
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It looks like it.
Everyone dresses up like
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it's school picture day.
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Sounds like you need
to show your mom and dad
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you have options.
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Remember, Drew Barrymore
divorced her parents.
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They don't hold all the cards.
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Yeah, you're too old to
let your parents pick out
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your clothes
and where you go when you die.
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You guys are right.
They can't tell me what to do.
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If I want to go to church,
then I'm gonna go to church.
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And, by the way,
this one-of-a-kind sweater
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was made by an old woman on the commune.
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It's real donkey. [Chuckles]
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??
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Do you believe any of
the stuff Aunt Dee-Dee
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and Grandad were talking about?
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I'm into the heaven idea.
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I'm built for that place.
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Yeah, but we have to be good
to get into heaven.
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I tell people I change
my underwear every day.
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I've been living a lie.
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Wait!
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Lying is a sin?!
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Maybe we could train for heck!
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We need to get used to hot stuff.
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Most kids sneak into the movies,
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but I was gonna sneak
into Rebecca's church.
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Hey, guys. I'm going to bed.
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Well, it's kind of early.
You feeling okay?
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I'm just really tuckered out
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after a long day of obeying my parents.
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Okay, well, we'll come
say good night later.
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No! That's why I'm here,
so you don't have to do that.
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So, how about I give you guys hugs now,
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and this will be the last time
we see each other till tomorrow.
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Good night!
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[Footsteps depart]
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[Chuckles]
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[Crickets chirping]
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??
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[Floorboards creak]
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- [Floorboard creaks]
- Are you kidding?
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- We can see you.
- Where were you going?
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- Out.
- Oh! Hmm. "Out." Huh.
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Well... [Sighs]
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- [Gasps]
- Young lady!
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I can't believe you'd leave
the house dressed like that.
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You were going to church, weren't you?
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- [Sighs]
- Fine. You caught me.
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I was going to church,
and I picked my own clothes.
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Rainbow, we talked about this.
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This is something that
I really want to explore.
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You said religion is close-minded,
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but you guys are the ones
being close-minded.
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[Footsteps depart]
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She's right.
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If this means so much to her,
why don't we just take her?
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She'll probably get a taste
of it and walk away like we did.
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Fine.
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But if she starts to make friends
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and sing along, I'm faking a seizure.
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Oh, yeah. That's gotten us
out of trouble in the past.
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Like our honeymoon road trip
through the South.
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That was a bad call by us.
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And you still owe me a honeymoon.
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[Chuckles]
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[Floorboards creaking]
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Why do you keep doing this?
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Oh. Sorry. I guess I was...
sleepwalking.
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??
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I'm really glad she's so bad at this.
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[Chuckles]
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Finally, some people with some style!
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With the clothes, the hats,
and the excitement,
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this felt like an event.
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When people say,
"That took me to church,"
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they must have been talking
about this place.
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Thanks for bringing me today.
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I can't wait to sit in a pew.
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Ah. She really needs to
experience more things.
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- Uh-huh.
- Oh, hey, Sheila!
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Come meet my family. That's right.
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I saved six souls today.
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And how's your nephew?
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Is he still backsliding?
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Oh, my God. This place has
not changed in 20 years.
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Oh, don't say that.
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We have air-conditioning now
because of the building fund.
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Well, it don't work,
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but that's why we have
the air-conditioning fund.
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I can't believe I'm back
at Hope Baptist.
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I feel like I'm gonna burst into flames
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as soon as I walk through the door.
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Well, babe, I know it's hard,
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but this will get religion
out of Rainbow's system.
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It's like when you catch a kid smoking,
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you're supposed to make them
smoke the entire carton
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so they can't even look
at another cigarette.
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Yeah. We're gonna make Rainbow
smoke this whole church.
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- Smoke it!
- Yeah.
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What's with all the pictures
of Rick James?
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That's Jesus.
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First, you guys take basketball.
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Now you're gonna try to take Jesus?
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Jesus is a stone-cold brother.
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No, Jesus is White.
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That's why he turned water
into wine, not Henny.
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SANTAMONICA: Johan! I grabbed
these from the coat room.
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These will make us really hot.
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Ooh, this one's got car keys!
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[Gasps] A Datsun!
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These coats will be good
for heck training.
255
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,712
But isn't stealing a sin?
256
00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:07,813
We're going there anyway.
257
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We might as well get ready for it.
258
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Okay, might as well get this over with.
259
00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,921
- Hopefully we'll be done by brunch.
- Ahh.
260
00:09:14,946 --> 00:09:20,283
??
261
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- [Organ playing]
- [Paul groans]
262
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PAUL: Okay.
263
00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:26,232
[Chuckling] Oh, thank God this is over.
264
00:09:26,257 --> 00:09:29,052
Oh, it's not over.
This is Black church halftime.
265
00:09:29,077 --> 00:09:30,269
There's two more quarters of this.
266
00:09:30,305 --> 00:09:31,373
There's more?
267
00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:33,905
Right. If there's one thing
us Catholics have
268
00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,341
over you Baptists,
we get you in, we get you out.
269
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Yeah, it costs a little more,
270
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:40,011
but you're paying to have
the rest of your Sunday.
271
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,913
I can't wait to go back in.
272
00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,115
When the reverend said
to turn to our neighbors
273
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and tell them we loved them,
I got goosebumps.
274
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,785
- Ooh!
- And when those women
275
00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:49,921
were jumping and shaking
with neuromyotonia...
276
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,522
Uh, neuro-who-say-what-now?
277
00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,358
Okay. Neuromyotonia is a form
278
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,693
of peripheral nerve hyperexcitability.
279
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,362
Dr. Johnson just had to flex on ya.
280
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:58,863
Oh, you talkin' about those ladies
281
00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:01,333
- that caught the Holy Ghost?
- Yeah, I think so.
282
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,368
- Have you ever caught it?
- I sure have.
283
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,202
Every time the collection plate
comes around,
284
00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:07,371
I catch it right on out the door.
285
00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:09,507
- Hey-hey!
- Collection plate?
286
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:12,944
Our plan isn't working because
your church isn't scary at all.
287
00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,278
We need fire and brimstone
288
00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:16,347
and a nun with a tooth in her nose.
289
00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:18,382
If we leave now,
we can make the late mass.
290
00:10:18,417 --> 00:10:22,386
Well, actually, I...
I wouldn't mind staying.
291
00:10:22,421 --> 00:10:24,989
[Chuckling] Staying? Why?
292
00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,458
I felt something in there.
293
00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:29,324
I'm kind of surprised I'm saying this,
294
00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,365
but I'm enjoying myself.
295
00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:32,630
I don't know if it's the music
296
00:10:32,657 --> 00:10:35,291
or if I didn't have
enough breakfast, but...
297
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,869
I kind of want to stay.
298
00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:40,069
Okay.
299
00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:42,906
But if you want to leave, that's okay.
300
00:10:42,941 --> 00:10:45,675
Praise Rick James!
301
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:49,312
Come on, Paul. That's our way out.
302
00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:52,482
Okay, uh, uh, we'll talk
when you get home.
303
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,050
Okay.
304
00:10:54,085 --> 00:10:57,086
??
305
00:10:57,122 --> 00:10:59,188
Oh. So, they leavin'?
306
00:10:59,224 --> 00:11:00,356
Yeah.
307
00:11:00,392 --> 00:11:02,158
Ain't God good?
308
00:11:02,193 --> 00:11:04,260
[Chuckles]
309
00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:06,062
Hey, Sheila!
310
00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:08,431
You got a run in your panty hose.
311
00:11:08,466 --> 00:11:10,000
Mm-hmm!
312
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,772
I brought you a piece
of Sister Jones' pie.
313
00:11:16,807 --> 00:11:20,843
Denise stole like five other
kinds if you don't like apple.
314
00:11:20,878 --> 00:11:22,211
Don't think you can make me forget
315
00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,847
about what happened with some God pie.
316
00:11:24,882 --> 00:11:25,915
[Sighs]
317
00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,917
Did she get any rhubarb?
318
00:11:27,952 --> 00:11:29,952
Yeah. And pumpkin, too.
319
00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:32,388
- Really?
- At a Black church? No.
320
00:11:32,424 --> 00:11:34,957
That's right.
321
00:11:34,992 --> 00:11:37,927
So, are we gonna talk about
what happened back there?
322
00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:40,563
I mean, you said you felt
something in church?
323
00:11:40,598 --> 00:11:44,434
Look, it's not like I planned for this.
324
00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:48,037
But being back in a place where
I spent so much time as a kid,
325
00:11:48,073 --> 00:11:50,973
listening to messages of love
and hope and community,
326
00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:54,242
now through an adult's ears,
327
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,045
something stirred in me, you know?
328
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,396
Are you a church person now?
329
00:11:58,421 --> 00:12:00,201
Are you gonna go every Sunday?
330
00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:01,904
Are you gonna start tithing?
331
00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:02,937
Are there sexy things
332
00:12:02,962 --> 00:12:04,086
that we're not gonna
be able to do anymore?
333
00:12:04,121 --> 00:12:06,088
You don't have to worry.
334
00:12:06,123 --> 00:12:08,657
This is just something
I need to do right now.
335
00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,826
What does this mean for us as a family?
336
00:12:10,861 --> 00:12:12,661
I'm not gonna force anyone to go,
337
00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:14,897
but maybe Rainbow and I can start.
338
00:12:14,932 --> 00:12:17,066
Is this the worst thing in the world?
339
00:12:17,101 --> 00:12:18,166
No.
340
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:20,102
There are worse things.
341
00:12:20,137 --> 00:12:21,937
Like the Spanish Inquisition,
342
00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:24,740
the Salem Witch Trials, the Crusades.
343
00:12:24,775 --> 00:12:27,076
Hmm. What did they all have in common?
344
00:12:27,111 --> 00:12:28,977
Don't make me feel bad about this.
345
00:12:29,012 --> 00:12:32,179
A lot of the values and beliefs
we had at the commune,
346
00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:34,281
I found first in church.
347
00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,317
I'm gonna go change clothes.
348
00:12:36,352 --> 00:12:39,854
[Sighs]
349
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,990
I might choose church, too, Dad.
350
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:44,025
I found $50 in all those coat pockets.
351
00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:45,259
Wait a minute.
352
00:12:45,294 --> 00:12:47,161
Are you wearing all of your sweaters?
353
00:12:47,196 --> 00:12:49,196
- Yep!
- Aren't you hot?
354
00:12:49,232 --> 00:12:50,131
Yep!
355
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:53,334
??
356
00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:56,303
You guys were right. Church is amazing!
357
00:12:56,339 --> 00:12:59,040
The place was so welcoming.
The music was incredible.
358
00:12:59,075 --> 00:13:01,208
And everyone clapped
on the two and the four.
359
00:13:01,244 --> 00:13:03,310
I know which parent's church
you went to.
360
00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:04,804
And the message really helped.
361
00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:06,851
There was this beautiful verse
about walking through
362
00:13:06,884 --> 00:13:09,458
the shadow of the valley of
death, but not being afraid.
363
00:13:09,485 --> 00:13:11,685
It made me feel so much better
about Wham! breaking up.
364
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,120
Where is that in the Bible?
365
00:13:13,156 --> 00:13:16,223
How would we know? Nobody
actually reads the Bible.
366
00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:18,225
Yeah, it's like a textbook.
367
00:13:18,261 --> 00:13:20,127
Would you read your history book?
368
00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:21,395
Yes?
369
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,863
Church isn't like school.
370
00:13:22,898 --> 00:13:24,965
There's no reason to do extra credit.
371
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,733
Yeah, it's not like
there's a better heaven.
372
00:13:26,769 --> 00:13:28,502
So you're telling me
you guys go to church,
373
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,804
but you don't actually read
the book it's all based on?
374
00:13:30,839 --> 00:13:32,139
- Nope.
- No.
375
00:13:32,175 --> 00:13:33,807
That's what the pastor is paid for.
376
00:13:33,842 --> 00:13:35,376
And they must be paid pretty well
377
00:13:35,411 --> 00:13:37,178
because mine drives a Corvette.
378
00:13:37,213 --> 00:13:38,145
What?
379
00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:39,813
They were no help.
380
00:13:39,848 --> 00:13:41,247
If I wanted to learn about God,
381
00:13:41,283 --> 00:13:44,250
I guess I had to read the book myself.
382
00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:47,520
"In the beginning, God created
the Heavens and the Earth."
383
00:13:47,556 --> 00:13:50,323
Oh. Pretty good so far. [Chuckles]
384
00:13:50,358 --> 00:13:54,094
Okay, everybody! Dig in!
385
00:13:54,129 --> 00:13:56,163
ALICIA: Bless us, oh, Lord,
for these thy gifts
386
00:13:56,198 --> 00:13:57,597
which we are about to receive.
387
00:13:57,632 --> 00:13:59,959
Bless the food that is
before us, the home around us,
388
00:13:59,984 --> 00:14:01,107
and the love between us.
389
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,350
ALL: Amen.
390
00:14:03,438 --> 00:14:05,405
Why didn't you say grace, Dad?
391
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,774
Well, because, until five minutes ago,
392
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,509
we weren't a family who said grace.
393
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,344
We were a family who asked each other
394
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,914
how we changed the world today.
395
00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:16,415
I swerved off the road
to save a chipmunk's life.
396
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:17,850
Anybody else do anything?
397
00:14:17,885 --> 00:14:19,752
I said a prayer for Santamonica's soul.
398
00:14:19,787 --> 00:14:21,520
Well, that's great.
399
00:14:21,555 --> 00:14:24,256
But I'm asking more about
how you changed the world,
400
00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:27,226
not how you outsourced it
to some man on a cloud.
401
00:14:27,261 --> 00:14:30,262
Paul, our kids are
praying for each other.
402
00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:32,098
Doesn't seem like something
to shut down.
403
00:14:32,133 --> 00:14:33,831
Let them explore.
404
00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:35,100
Speaking of exploring,
405
00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:37,328
I've been reading the Bible,
and I have some questions.
406
00:14:37,371 --> 00:14:38,905
- Hmm.
- Like, when Nebuchadnezzar
407
00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:41,415
threw the three kids into the
furnace, why didn't they burn?
408
00:14:41,442 --> 00:14:43,876
Sounds like they've been
training for heck.
409
00:14:43,912 --> 00:14:46,078
Oh! By the way, we're out of hot sauce.
410
00:14:46,113 --> 00:14:49,581
The kids didn't burn
because God protected them.
411
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:51,950
Oh, so, God takes care of kids?
412
00:14:51,985 --> 00:14:54,086
Well, not all of them.
413
00:14:54,121 --> 00:14:56,955
Did you get to the part
about Elisha and the bears?
414
00:14:56,990 --> 00:14:58,790
No? Oh.
415
00:14:58,825 --> 00:15:03,529
So, there was this sensitive
bald man named Elisha.
416
00:15:03,564 --> 00:15:06,432
Now, he's just out minding
his own business, being bald,
417
00:15:06,467 --> 00:15:09,935
when some kids yelled,
"Hey, Baldy, get out of here!"
418
00:15:09,970 --> 00:15:12,137
Uh, there is no way that's in the Bible.
419
00:15:12,173 --> 00:15:13,972
Oh, no. It is.
420
00:15:14,007 --> 00:15:17,543
So, then, Mr. Baldy curses the kids,
421
00:15:17,578 --> 00:15:21,713
and God sends bears to maul 42 children.
422
00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:24,648
So now we're not allowed
to make fun of bald people?!
423
00:15:24,684 --> 00:15:27,051
Can you run faster than bears?
424
00:15:27,087 --> 00:15:30,588
Uh, kids, not everything
in the Bible is literal.
425
00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,957
Some parts are just stories.
426
00:15:32,992 --> 00:15:35,093
Oh, okay, well,
what about the stories where
427
00:15:35,128 --> 00:15:37,628
you're supposed to obey your husband...
428
00:15:37,663 --> 00:15:40,664
or where women, every month,
are unclean?
429
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,967
Is that true?
Is all of that stuff in there?
430
00:15:43,002 --> 00:15:44,602
Why are you telling her this?
431
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:46,770
Babe, what are you getting upset about?
432
00:15:46,806 --> 00:15:49,073
This is what you wanted.
I mean, things were working,
433
00:15:49,108 --> 00:15:50,841
but it seems like
you'd rather fight about
434
00:15:50,876 --> 00:15:52,414
whether the kids believe in a magic book
435
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:53,656
or something not insane.
436
00:15:53,681 --> 00:15:56,592
Stop! I was just looking
for some answers.
437
00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:58,082
But if I knew it was
gonna cause all of this,
438
00:15:58,117 --> 00:15:59,336
I wouldn't have brought it up.
439
00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:01,969
??
440
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:05,089
Y'all need to stop
sparing the rod on her.
441
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:12,746
Oh, hey, babe.
442
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,863
I, uh... I washed the dishes.
443
00:16:14,888 --> 00:16:16,888
They were wet,
444
00:16:16,924 --> 00:16:19,030
but now they're super dry.
445
00:16:19,055 --> 00:16:20,755
I see what you're doing.
446
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:23,825
Trying to win me over,
which would usually work.
447
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,796
You know I like it when you talk chores.
448
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,286
I'm trying to say that
I'm sorry I lost it at dinner,
449
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,622
but I just don't get it.
450
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,489
I understand you don't get it,
451
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,890
but you telling me what to believe
452
00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:37,760
is exactly what we hate
about organized religion.
453
00:16:37,795 --> 00:16:40,229
Yeah, you're right.
454
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:44,733
You know I didn't have the best
experience in church.
455
00:16:44,769 --> 00:16:48,263
I don't know, I just felt so much
guilt growing up, for everything.
456
00:16:48,306 --> 00:16:50,105
I-I never wanted our kids
to feel that way.
457
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:51,407
I don't either,
458
00:16:51,442 --> 00:16:53,509
but that's not how it is for everyone.
459
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,611
Yeah. I know.
460
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:58,581
But still, it's... it's...
it's why our plan, you know,
461
00:16:58,616 --> 00:17:00,916
the us being on the same page...
why it was so important to me.
462
00:17:00,951 --> 00:17:03,319
- It was important to me, too.
- [Sighs]
463
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:05,788
You know, if I'm being
completely honest,
464
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:08,590
I think maybe I walked away
from my church for us.
465
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:12,661
But I never really let it go.
466
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:14,496
So now what? Hmm?
467
00:17:14,531 --> 00:17:17,488
When the kids ask us,
"How did we all get here?
468
00:17:17,513 --> 00:17:18,683
What happens to us after we die?"
469
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:19,974
What... What do we...
What do we tell them?
470
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:22,762
Honestly, I don't know.
471
00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:27,053
But we'll figure it out. Mm.
472
00:17:27,078 --> 00:17:29,144
Right. And no matter how hard this gets,
473
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,979
we keep doing sexy things.
474
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:32,480
Oh. Okay.
475
00:17:32,516 --> 00:17:34,850
[Lighter clicks]
476
00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:37,119
Uh, what are you guys doing?
477
00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:40,689
Me and Santamonica are training
for H-E-double hockey sticks.
478
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,790
But I'm gonna walk on
the hot coals first
479
00:17:42,826 --> 00:17:44,726
because she says
I'm so much better at it.
480
00:17:44,761 --> 00:17:47,795
And you agree with me, don't you?
481
00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:49,897
Okay, weirdos.
482
00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:54,836
You two are not going to he...
mm, H-E-double hockey sticks.
483
00:17:54,871 --> 00:17:56,971
Really?! How do you know?
484
00:17:57,006 --> 00:17:58,707
All right, I'm just gonna
give it to you straight.
485
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:00,642
You were born on a commune.
486
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,677
We don't even know
when your real birthdays are.
487
00:18:02,713 --> 00:18:04,178
And despite all odds...
488
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:06,981
and don't tell anybody
that I said this...
489
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,750
but...
490
00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:12,186
you guys are good kids.
491
00:18:12,222 --> 00:18:13,421
What'd you say?
492
00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:14,822
I said...
493
00:18:14,858 --> 00:18:16,423
[mumbling] you guys are good kids.
494
00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:17,825
I-I still can't hear you.
495
00:18:17,861 --> 00:18:19,393
I'm not saying it again.
496
00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:23,397
You either heard it or you missed it.
497
00:18:23,432 --> 00:18:26,934
So, uh, where'd you get gas, anyway?
498
00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:29,503
I siphoned it from your Ferrari.
499
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:32,874
[Laughs]
500
00:18:32,909 --> 00:18:34,275
Great parenting.
501
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,843
??
502
00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,879
[Sighs]
503
00:18:37,914 --> 00:18:39,881
What's going on in here?
504
00:18:39,916 --> 00:18:41,249
I'm looking for answers
since Mom and Dad
505
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:42,784
don't know what they're talking about.
506
00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:44,952
You just now realizing that?
507
00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:47,088
There are so many different
ideas in all these books.
508
00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:49,756
Do you know anything
about... Rastafarianism?
509
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:51,357
No, I do not.
510
00:18:51,393 --> 00:18:53,526
But ask me again when you're in college.
511
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:55,695
I just wish I knew the right answer.
512
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:58,965
Oh, well, this isn't a math test.
513
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:01,201
You can't know the answer.
You just started your journey.
514
00:19:01,236 --> 00:19:02,869
But you're so sure about your faith.
515
00:19:02,905 --> 00:19:04,938
Oh. I wasn't always this sure.
516
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:07,274
It took me years of exploring.
517
00:19:07,309 --> 00:19:09,742
Baby, it's a different path
for everyone.
518
00:19:09,778 --> 00:19:13,613
You just have to find a version
of faith that works for you.
519
00:19:13,648 --> 00:19:15,381
For me, it was having faith
520
00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:18,952
that God accepts me and all my flaws.
521
00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:22,154
That, and picking outfits I can
wear Saturday night to the club
522
00:19:22,190 --> 00:19:24,323
that also work on Sunday morning.
523
00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:26,458
So I can kind of create
524
00:19:26,493 --> 00:19:28,227
my own path out of all these things?
525
00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:29,962
Absolutely.
526
00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:31,663
All right. Tell me about this Jah.
527
00:19:31,699 --> 00:19:32,965
Okay.
528
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,826
- [Steve Winwood's "Higher Love" plays]
- [Paul chuckles]
529
00:19:34,851 --> 00:19:36,828
She kind of did our job for us.
530
00:19:36,853 --> 00:19:38,437
Mm. Not to say I told you so,
531
00:19:38,472 --> 00:19:40,472
but I did kind of pray for this.
532
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:41,981
? Think about it ?
533
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:46,979
Mom and Dad thought they had
to be all-in or all-out,
534
00:19:47,014 --> 00:19:50,115
but just like so many other
things when it came to us,
535
00:19:50,151 --> 00:19:52,251
they found they could meet
in the middle.
536
00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:54,786
All right, first we say grace,
537
00:19:54,822 --> 00:19:57,088
and then we can each share how
we changed the world today.
538
00:19:57,123 --> 00:19:58,489
SANTAMONICA: Really?
539
00:19:58,524 --> 00:20:00,124
I want to thank Jesus,
540
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,861
Mother Earth, Vishnu, Buddha,
L. Ron Hubbard...
541
00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,863
It would be several more years
542
00:20:04,898 --> 00:20:06,831
- before I found a religion that worked for me.
- ...Rajneesh, Durga, Apollo...
543
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:08,207
But at the time,
544
00:20:08,232 --> 00:20:10,334
- I thought I should cover all my bases.
- ...David Koresh, Hercules.
545
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:13,271
Thank you, Lord, for this food, family,
546
00:20:13,306 --> 00:20:14,705
and fashion.
547
00:20:14,741 --> 00:20:16,841
[Chuckles] I'll go next.
548
00:20:16,877 --> 00:20:18,276
Heavenly Father,
549
00:20:18,311 --> 00:20:20,945
- we want to thank you...
- [Crunches]
550
00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:22,546
What?
551
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:25,016
You really expect me to wait
while six other people
552
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,784
say grace before I eat?
553
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,552
ALICIA: A-All right, let's dig in.
554
00:20:28,588 --> 00:20:29,749
? Bring me a higher love ?
555
00:20:29,774 --> 00:20:31,593
Grandad was right.
556
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,883
It wasn't the best system,
557
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:36,695
but even that was part of our journey.
558
00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:39,944
- Give it here! It's mine!
- No, it's mine!
559
00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:42,645
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on in here?
560
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,427
There's only one
chocolate chip cookie left,
561
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,496
and Santi thinks it's hers...
when it's clearly mine!
562
00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:49,398
- No, it isn't!
- I said hands off.
563
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:53,035
Do you guys know the story
of King Solomon?
564
00:20:53,070 --> 00:20:54,636
Well, he had a problem.
565
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,873
Two women both claimed to be
the mother of a baby.
566
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:01,009
So King Solomon was like,
"Bring the baby to me.
567
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,945
I'll split it
and you can each have half."
568
00:21:03,981 --> 00:21:07,482
Oh, you're saying we could split
the cookie and each have half.
569
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,784
I would if I was King Solomon,
570
00:21:09,820 --> 00:21:11,052
but I'm Aunt Dee-Dee.
571
00:21:11,087 --> 00:21:12,954
So this cookie is mine.
572
00:21:12,990 --> 00:21:16,457
That'll teach you to make so much noise.
573
00:21:16,493 --> 00:21:18,059
Wow...
574
00:21:18,094 --> 00:21:20,161
I gotta read this book.42973
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