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[ music ]
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- Eh, meat just tastes better
when it's cooked over
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an open fire fueled
by crude oil.
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- Smells a lot worse.
- Of course it does.
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What you're smelling is
the bad flavor leaving the meat.
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- You're so wise, Ray.
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- Another fun fact:
oil is dinosaur blood...
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- That's wrong, Ray.
- No it's not.
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- And coal? Why, that's just
dinosaur poop.
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- WHERE'S MY MEAT?!
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- Is this your meat?
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- YES DID YOU ALL TAKE IT?!
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- You know the rule:
You leave it I eat it.
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- Finders, eaters.
- Losers starvers.
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MIKA: I gotta get more meat
where am I gonna get more meat all the meat stores.
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Where's the nearest meat store
does anyone know?
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- Oh. No.
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- What do you mean, "Oh, no?"
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- She did something wrong.
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- Who, Mika?
- Something bad.
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- Are those my pants?
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- Can't talk gotta rob
a meat store, byyyeeeeee...
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- Oh, whoa whoa whoa!
Why are you wearing my clothes?!
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- Why are there
bags on your feet?
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- Yah, why are you acting
so crazies?
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- I did a bad thing.
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- I told you!
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- It's Mika,
how bad could it be?
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- You don't understand.
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My sister almost never
makes a mistake.
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But when she does...
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It's bad.
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[ thunder ]
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- I did a bad thing...
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MIKA: Okay... you know how
I've never, ever won
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Man's Nest
Employee of the Month?
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Like not once?
EVER?!
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RAY: We don't have a Man's Nest
Employee of the Month.
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- I know! But if I were
a good enough employee,
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you'd make the award.
And I'd win it.
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Every month. Just like I do
at my dentist's office.
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CHAPA: You go to your dentist's
office once a month?
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- I've won Flosser of the Month
thirty-three times in a row
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and I don't want to
break the streak!
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- Thirty-three months?
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That's like a hundred years.
- Buddy.
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- So remember a couple weeks ago
when Ray got that summons
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to go to jury duty?
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- Alright, great month
everybody!
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Another thirty days
in the books.
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Hey I want you to know you're
all equally great employees.
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Oooooh, except for Mika
who just broke a glass.
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[ laughter ]
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- I'm just kidding.
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- I'll clean it up. And maybe
clean up some other stuff, too.
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Just to be...
you know, equally great.
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- I'd help but I wanna bounce
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before Ray randomly gets mad
about something.
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- AHHH DANGIT!!!
- See ya!
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- I just got selected
for jury duty in two weeks.
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- In two weeks?! But that's when
you're supposed to be here
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co-hosting the Swellview
Telethon for Children
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of Unchill Parents Who Only Let
Their Kids Eat
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One Piece of Halloween Candy
A Day!
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- You mean
STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD?
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- The same!
- Errr!
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- And you'll be joined
by Swellview's
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beloved T.V. personality
Danny Chest.
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- We love you Danny Chest.
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What? That's a thing people
from Swellview do.
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Whenever anybody says beloved
T.V. personality Danny Chest,
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someone else has to say...
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- We love you Danny Chest!
Huh, he's right.
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Anyway, why are we raising money
for STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD now
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instead of in October.
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- Because unchill parents
are a year-round problem.
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- And the struggle
for candy equality
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doesn't take a month off, Mika.
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- I'm so sorry.
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- So the real question is, how
is Captain Man supposed to host
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the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
in the Man's Nest
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if Ray Manchester is stuck in
jury duty the whole time?
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- What's a "jury duty?"
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- Eh when you turn eighteen
like I did a few years ago...
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- [ snickers ] Yeah.
Aye.
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- Sometimes you get picked
to go to court for like a week,
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and watch a trial,
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and decide whether somebody's
guilty or not...
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which anybody with long hair
always is.
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- Facts.
- How dare you?
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- Change my mind.
You won't.
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- Okay, can I just say...
- I'll change your mind?
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I'll change your mind.
I am not guilty.
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MIKA: So then I got an idea.
I'd win Man's Nest
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Employee of the Month
by making a clone of Ray
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so he wouldn't have to go
to jury duty.
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I mean, jury duty is important,
and I believe in
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fulfilling your obligations
as a citizen...
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- Do your part.
- Do your part.
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- Yeah, you should do your part,
you should do your part...
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- But Ray would make
a terrible juror.
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- Ohhhh!
- That is a fact.
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- Really bad.
- You should not do your part.
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- I'd make a great juror!
- You'd be terrible.
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- I am better than everyone
at everything!
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- Debatable.
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You have a lot of biases
against a lot of people.
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- What are you talking about?!
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Any guy with a man bun
is guilty.
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Show me a left-handed person
that doesn't cheat on their taxes.
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I'll wait.
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I'm waiting.
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Never trust a person
with two first names.
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Sam Martin.
Andrew Thomas.
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Mike KAREN.
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Tom Brady, Jake Paul,
Andrew Jackson--
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Huh? The only exception to this
rule is Jennifer Lawrence.
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Who by the way once checked
me out at the close Nacho Ball.
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- What was Jennifer Lawrence
doing at the close Nacho Ball?
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- Checkin' me out.
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- I don't think so.
- Stop that.
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- You weren't there!
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- Hey, oh wait wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, Mika,
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did you say you're going to
clone Ray?
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- Yes! I was going to use
Schwoz's cloning machine.
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- Wait what?
- To make a clone of Ray
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and give it to him as a gift.
It would solve
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all our problems at once --
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Ray gets out of jury duty,
Captain Man can co-host
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the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
with us,
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and Swellview's beloved T.V.
host Danny Chest.
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[ Bose and Miles in unison ]
- We love you Danny Chest!
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- And I win the first ever
Man's Nest
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Employee of the Month Award,
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and the defendant actually gets
a fair trial.
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- Whoa whoa whoa wait a minute,
don't you need
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some of my DNA to clone me?
Where did you get that?
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- You know how
you've been eating
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a lot of BBQ short ribs lately?
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- I do.
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So I says to the guy,
I says to him
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"Hey, why don't you keep
your'napkins pal.'
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I got God's napkin right here.
It's called m'tongue."
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A guy with man buns,
there's no way
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I was gonna trust his napkins.
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No tellin' where
his napkins have been.
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- Wait. You didn't just put
the short ribs
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into the cloning machine,
did you?
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- What does that mean?
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- Well, if you start
with short ribs,
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that means you'll end with...
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[ thunder ]
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- Short Ray.
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- Ahh!
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[ Tiny Ray screams ]
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[ high-pitched ]
- What did you do to me?
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[ Mika screams ]
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[ speaking gibberish ]
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- And I'm Tiny Ray...
I'll tell you what.
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Down the tube.
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- You blew up
my cloning machine?!
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- Tiny Ray blasted it!
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- Wait is there a Tiny Ray
somewhere around here
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shouting gibberish
and zapping things?
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- There's actually an Old Ray
somewhere around here
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doing the same thing,
but that's a different story
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for a different week.
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- Okay but what are we doing
this week?
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Finding Tiny Ray?
- Why not?
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- Because ya' didn't give up,
did ya', sis?
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Did ya'?!
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- I did a bad thing.
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MIKA: I took some books from
the restricted section
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of the Man's Nest
Dungeon Library...
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I "borrowed" some of Schwoz's
antique lab equipment...
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and after Ray ate some
full-sized ribs one day,
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I took some DNA and started
to clone Ray
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the old fashioned way...
the scary way...
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[ Herman groans ]
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- Mika, no more doing homework
go to bed.
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- Okay love you, daddy.
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- Love you, too...
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[ thunder ]
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- Annd this is where the story
starts to get weird...
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- Starts to?
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[ growls ]
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- Mamaaaaaa...
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- I named him Monsty.
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He's a good boy.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ music ]
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- Go get it Captain Monsty!
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[ groans ]
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- Okay I want the phone banks
over there.
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- Very good, sir. And where
should I put the thrones
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for the Swellview Telethon
for Children of Unchill Parents
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Who Only Let Their Kids Eat One
Piece of Halloween Candy A Day?
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- Okay, first of all, call it
STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
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like a normal person.
And they should--
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Okay why is Monsty wearing
my old Captain Man suit.
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- Because he's your clone
and he loves it.
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- I'm okay.
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- You listen to me, Monsty.
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- Feels good.
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- That wasn't even my thing--
aw my socks what is this?
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- Looks like pee, sir.
Monsty's if I'm not mistaken.
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- I know it's Monsty's!
He's been doing his business
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all over the Man's Nest
for days now!
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- Stop, Ray, you're scaring him.
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- And I don't care how good it
smells, it's still pee!
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- Well maybe you shouldn't
walk around in socks.
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- I wouldn't need to walk around
in my socks
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if this beast here hadn't
chewed up m'Stonkenbirks!
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- Want me to order you
another pair, Sir?
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Size eight and a half?
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- Eight and a half?
Are your feet really that small?
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- Hey!
My eyes are up here!
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- Yeah, but your feet are in
Monsty's pee bucket.
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- That thing has got to go.
- No, please--
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- No we are hosting a telethon
in here tomorrow okay.
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I can't have Monsty wazzing
all over the Man's Nest
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while Danny Chest and I are
trying to sing the Thon Song.
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- I thought Danny Chest only
sings the Thon Song by himself.
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- Oh ho ho,
we'll see about that!
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- Ray, just listen.
- No! I'm putting my foot down.
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[ Monsty groans ]
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- I want him gone
by the end of the day. Okay?
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- Where am I
supposed to take him?
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He can't live at my house.
- Drive him out to the desert,
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open the door and push him out.
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- I'll gas up the truck.
- No!
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- Why don't we have Miles
teleport him out to Cavetown?
243
00:09:57,655 --> 00:09:59,448
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah!
Where all those Cavemen moved
244
00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,172
when Drex brought them
back from the past.
245
00:10:01,172 --> 00:10:02,896
- Exactlies!
- That's settled then.
246
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:05,586
Have Miles teleport Monsty
to Cavetown.
247
00:10:05,586 --> 00:10:08,862
Same way he teleported
Chest Monster to Barstow.
248
00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,896
- I don't want Monsty to leave.
249
00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,827
- He'll be very happy
living among cavemen.
250
00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,275
- Ugh.
- Great idea, Schwoz.
251
00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,000
Hey I just might make you
employee of the month.
252
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,344
- Hey-ayyye!
- Uhhhh!
253
00:10:18,344 --> 00:10:20,620
- Sir, they're out of
the eight-and-a-halfs.
254
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:24,068
Should I get the nin--
- Just... order the eights.
255
00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:28,655
[ music ]
256
00:10:28,655 --> 00:10:30,448
♪ So pick up
Yeah pick up ♪
257
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:32,482
♪ You fools
Pick up your stupid phones ♪
258
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,448
♪ And call the number on
the bottom of your screen. ♪
259
00:10:34,448 --> 00:10:36,827
♪ Ya gotta call ya gotta call
'Cause these kids ♪
260
00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:38,413
♪ These kids
Can only eat ♪
261
00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,793
♪ They can only eat...
One candy a day on Halloween. ♪
262
00:10:41,793 --> 00:10:45,068
♪ Eeeeoooooowww
263
00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:48,000
♪ You gotta think of
the kidsah! ♪
264
00:10:51,586 --> 00:10:53,068
- Thank you.
265
00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:55,931
And thank you Captain Man
for deciding to join me
266
00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:58,172
halfway through my song.
267
00:10:58,172 --> 00:10:59,724
- You're welcome Danny Chest.
268
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,793
- We love you Danny Chest!
269
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,241
- Thank you.
And now!
270
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,896
Let's check the telethon totals!
271
00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:08,655
When I started singing, we had
one-hundred dollars in pledges,
272
00:11:08,655 --> 00:11:12,586
and now we have...
273
00:11:12,586 --> 00:11:15,758
one-hundred dollars in pledges.
274
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:19,000
- Come on people! For the price
of one candy bar a day
275
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,068
you could feed one of
these children.
276
00:11:21,068 --> 00:11:23,896
One candy bar a day.
277
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,862
- We're not raising
enough money.
278
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:27,689
- I can sing a song.
- Oh! Me too!
279
00:11:27,689 --> 00:11:29,379
- No! Sit down!
280
00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:32,448
- Geez!
- Pretty "unchill," Danny-boy.
281
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,034
- I was afraid of this.
282
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:36,551
- Afraid of what?
That I'd sing better than you?
283
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:40,931
- No.
- Well I did so...
284
00:11:40,931 --> 00:11:43,517
- The last few years
STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
285
00:11:43,517 --> 00:11:46,827
has raised less and less money
for Children of Unchill Parents
286
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:50,448
Who Only Let Their Kids Eat One
Piece of Halloween Candy A Day.
287
00:11:50,448 --> 00:11:54,310
So this year, I've decided to do
something a little different.
288
00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,310
- Ohh! Dancing!
289
00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,793
- I can dance!
- Me too!
290
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,413
- I don't like to, but I will.
291
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,586
- Danny Chest, I feel like
something's going on with you.
292
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,241
- I'll tell ya
what's going on!
293
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:07,482
If this telethon doesn't raise
fifty thousand dollars
294
00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:10,241
in the next hour,
I'm going to launch Captain Man
295
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:13,517
and Danger Force right through
the roof of the Man's Nest
296
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:15,965
and down the side
of Mount Swellview.
297
00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,241
- Ah. Ohh!
298
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,310
You're about to turn
into a bad guy.
299
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,896
- Ah, surprise villain.
Classic.
300
00:12:22,896 --> 00:12:26,034
- I don't know guys. Gettin'
launched sounds kinda fun.
301
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,206
- No one's launching me--
302
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:34,586
- Hey!
303
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,172
- Are you going to donate
more money this year?
304
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:40,793
Or am I going to have to
launch them off a mountain?
305
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:44,000
- Ah I see. Evil chairs.
Classic.
306
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,896
- It's your choice Swellview.
307
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:48,620
See ya after
this commercial break.
308
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,448
- Ah I see. Now we're gonna
cut to commercial.
309
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:53,379
Classic.
310
00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:59,862
- Thank you so much
for your donation, Jen.
311
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:03,413
You are a gift to the world.
312
00:13:03,413 --> 00:13:04,793
Ladies and gentlemen.
313
00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:08,137
Jennifer Lawrence just donated
ten thousand dollars
314
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:10,655
to STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD.
315
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:13,517
Put it on the board!
316
00:13:13,517 --> 00:13:15,137
- You were on the phone
with Jennifer Lawrence
317
00:13:15,137 --> 00:13:16,620
and you didn't let me confirm
318
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:19,862
that she once checked me out
at the Close Nacho Ball?
319
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,034
- That didn't happen dude.
320
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,241
- You weren't there.
321
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:24,068
Now I hate you, Danny Chest!
322
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:25,689
[ AWOL and Brainstorm
in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest.
323
00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:27,413
- No we don't.
- He tied us up,
324
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,448
he's threatening to
launch us off a mountain
325
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:32,206
and only now you hate him?!
- Yeah, I'm indestructible.
326
00:13:32,206 --> 00:13:33,862
Gettin' launched off a mountain
is only gonna hurt for a second.
327
00:13:33,862 --> 00:13:35,931
Missing out on confirming
my Jennifer Lawrence story.
328
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,620
That's gonna hurt me
for a lifetime!
329
00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,034
- Okay that's enough.
330
00:13:39,034 --> 00:13:41,310
- No no that's
Monsty's pee bucket!
331
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:44,862
- Ohhhh.
332
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,310
[ phone rings ]
333
00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:47,586
- Is he okay?
334
00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:49,482
- I think he fainted
from being grossed out.
335
00:13:49,482 --> 00:13:52,310
- Is that even a real thing?
- Yes.
336
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:54,310
- Hey. Why don't you
super-scream this guy
337
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,551
through that wall?
- Ooo good idea.
338
00:13:56,551 --> 00:14:00,793
- Hey! I scream, you scream,
we'll all scream when I--
339
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,689
Oh c'mon!
340
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:05,379
- Why didn't you just scream
when you had the chance?!
341
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,344
- Captain Man wants us to say
cool stuff
342
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:10,034
right before we use our powers!
- You should've just screamed.
343
00:14:10,034 --> 00:14:11,448
- I'm trying to win
employee of the month!
344
00:14:11,448 --> 00:14:14,448
Does no one even remember that?!
- No.
345
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:18,827
- Ya know, when I was a kid...
346
00:14:18,827 --> 00:14:23,517
my parents were very...
un-chill about Halloween candy.
347
00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:26,586
So this issue,
is personal for me.
348
00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:31,517
That's why I'm willing to
sacrifice other people for it.
349
00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:35,172
Growing up in a household
with unchill parents...
350
00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:37,000
- Well this is just great.
351
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,172
Me and AWOL's hands are pinned
down so we can't use our powers.
352
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,206
- Wait, how is that great?
353
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,758
- Brainstorm, honey, you're kind
of our only hope here
354
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,000
so momma's gonna need you to
levitate something heavy
355
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,827
and drop it on
Danny Chest's head.
356
00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:50,517
- On it.
357
00:14:50,517 --> 00:14:52,862
- Don't lift the pillow.
358
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:54,620
- It's surprisingly heavy.
359
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:55,965
- Lift the anvil.
360
00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:58,241
It weighs like
five-thousand pounds.
361
00:14:58,241 --> 00:15:01,310
- Yes lift the anvil and drop it
on Danny Chest's head!
362
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:07,793
- Okay. But you guys all owe me
fresh underwear after this.
363
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:11,931
- Years of intense therapy
have helped a little...
364
00:15:11,931 --> 00:15:14,931
[ grunts ]
365
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,586
- This might take a while.
New plan.
366
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,034
You need to let Monsty know
that we're in trouble.
367
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,344
- How's Monsty
supposed to help us,
368
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:25,482
you teleported him
to Cavetown, remember?!
369
00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,172
- Yeahhhh, what if
I didn't though?
370
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:35,000
- Ray wants you to teleport
Monsty to Cavetown.
371
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,551
- Okay.
- Bye.
372
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:44,724
- I'm gonna miss you, Monsty.
373
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:48,827
♪ You're here,
374
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:52,413
♪ there's nothing I fear
375
00:15:52,413 --> 00:15:58,379
♪ And I know that
my heart will go on ♪
376
00:15:58,379 --> 00:16:01,965
- I can't do it!
377
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,275
[ all are crying ]
378
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:11,206
♪ We'll stay forever this way
379
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:15,103
- I couldn't do it.
380
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,827
- Uff. Did I faint because I was
grossed out?
381
00:16:17,827 --> 00:16:19,724
That's a real thing, y'know.
382
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:21,137
- AWOL, where is Monsty?!
383
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,413
- I couldn't take him
to Cavetown
384
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:24,448
so I put him in
the Man's Nest Dungeon.
385
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:25,896
- You did what?!
386
00:16:25,896 --> 00:16:28,137
- Yeah, he's down there
with Chest Monster right now.
387
00:16:28,137 --> 00:16:30,068
- You didn't get rid of
Chest Monster either?
388
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,137
- I just couldn't do
Chest Monster like that.
389
00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:37,827
- Hey, Ray wants you to teleport
Chest Monster to Barstow.
390
00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:40,965
CHEST MONSTER: Aw why you gotta
do Chest Monster like that?
391
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:43,034
- I'm gonna miss you
Chest Monster.
392
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,896
♪ You're here,
393
00:16:48,896 --> 00:16:53,517
♪ there's nothing I fear
394
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:59,241
♪ And I know that
my heart will go on ♪
395
00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:02,965
- I can't do it!
I just can't do it!
396
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:07,068
[ AWOL and Chest Monster cry ]
397
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:12,137
- So you lied to me both times?
398
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:16,275
- Got him!
399
00:17:16,275 --> 00:17:19,068
- You were supposed to drop
the anvil on Danny boy.
400
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:21,137
- That would make more sense.
401
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:23,448
And you owe me new underwear.
402
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:26,103
- Listen! If ShoutOut can scream
that we need help,
403
00:17:26,103 --> 00:17:28,896
maybe Monsty will come upstairs
and save us!
404
00:17:28,896 --> 00:17:31,586
- [ clears throat ]
From the depths of my soul
405
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,896
to the depths of the Man's Nest,
may my voice carry a message--
406
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,482
- Just scream girl!!!
407
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:38,896
- Do not interrupt
Swellview's beloved
408
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:40,965
T.V. personality Danny Chest.
409
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,724
[ AWOL and Brainstorm
in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest!
410
00:17:43,724 --> 00:17:46,137
CHEST MONSTER: Hey do you guys
like Shawn Mendes?
411
00:17:46,137 --> 00:17:48,206
I'm kind of on the fence
about him.
412
00:17:48,206 --> 00:17:50,379
[ Monsty and Tiny Ray
speak gibberish ]
413
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:53,137
CHEST MONSTER: Then the fence is
where I shall remain.
414
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:56,137
[ SUPER-SCREAMS ]
- HELP ME MONSTYYYYYY!!!
415
00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:00,172
- Momma!
416
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:07,034
CHEST MONSTER: Hey, Tiny Ray,
what do you think about Camila Cabello.
417
00:18:07,034 --> 00:18:09,551
[ speaks gibberish ]
418
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:11,413
CHEST MONSTER: Yeah, I mean,
besides the good looks
419
00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:13,000
and talent and generous spirit
420
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,241
I don't know what she sees in
that Shawn guy.
421
00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,620
- I don't know who Monty is,
but he's not coming to save you.
422
00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:21,034
- His name is Monsty!
And you're wrong!
423
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:24,344
He's coming through that door
right... now!
424
00:18:28,034 --> 00:18:30,172
- Awwww, that's...
Dangit.
425
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,793
- You mean this door?!
426
00:18:31,793 --> 00:18:36,551
Monty's coming to save you
by breaking down this doo-
427
00:18:39,241 --> 00:18:41,103
- It's Monty!
428
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,827
- His name is Monsty, dude.
429
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:44,482
You've been here the whole time.
430
00:18:44,482 --> 00:18:48,551
- [ grunts ]
Monsty missed you.
431
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,206
- Yeah yeah yeah, I missed you
too but I need you to fetch me
432
00:18:50,206 --> 00:18:52,724
the remote so we can release
ourselves from these chairs.
433
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:55,448
It's over there by the guy
you just crushed.
434
00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:58,827
- Good boy Monsty.
435
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,379
- Monsty see it!
436
00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:03,827
- Nooo!
- Bad Monsty!
437
00:19:06,241 --> 00:19:07,517
- He's right.
He's right behind you.
438
00:19:07,517 --> 00:19:10,344
- Turn around.
- Surprisingly heavy.
439
00:19:10,344 --> 00:19:12,137
- Told you!
440
00:19:12,137 --> 00:19:14,241
- Gah!
441
00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:18,172
- Noooooo!
My sweet boy!
442
00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:20,241
- I've bested your monster!
443
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:22,068
- You're the monster,
Danny Chest!
444
00:19:22,068 --> 00:19:24,206
[ AWOL and Brainstorm
in unison ] - We love you Danny Chest!
445
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,758
- And now for the grand finale!
446
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,275
To launch
the rest of you losers!
447
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:29,689
- You've already got
enough donations
448
00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,655
for the STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
449
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,310
you don't need to
launch us anymore.
450
00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:35,034
- I know.
But now I kinda' wanna see
451
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:37,310
if these chairs actually work.
452
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:42,137
- Volt, is there any way
you can zap Monsty?
453
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,793
- Yeah, but he's knocked out,
isn't that kinda' mean?
454
00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,586
- No, because--
- I mean I'll still do it tho--
455
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,931
- I brought him to life
with electricity,
456
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,620
maybe electricity can
wake him up!
457
00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:51,413
- Worth a shot. I'm not gonna do
that thing you do
458
00:19:51,413 --> 00:19:53,482
where you say some long,
cool line before I do it either.
459
00:19:53,482 --> 00:19:56,103
I'm just gonna zap him.
Y'see, I use my superpower,
460
00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:58,206
for the real superheroes,
the people that go to work
461
00:19:58,206 --> 00:20:00,034
every day,
gettin' the job done...
462
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:02,344
- Just zap him!
463
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:11,275
[ groans ]
464
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:19,793
- And now simply to press
the launch button.
465
00:20:19,793 --> 00:20:21,724
- Gahhhhh!!
466
00:20:21,724 --> 00:20:24,482
- Yay! You did it!
467
00:20:24,482 --> 00:20:25,862
Great job buddy
now all ya gotta do
468
00:20:25,862 --> 00:20:29,344
is grab that remote
and free us.
469
00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:30,551
Over there, go get it.
470
00:20:30,551 --> 00:20:32,724
Go get it. Come on.
471
00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:37,862
- Monsty got it.
472
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,034
- Press the button.
- Press the button bud.
473
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,206
[ beeping ]
474
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,965
CAPTAIN MAN: Ahhhhhhh!!
475
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:47,793
- Ruh roh.
476
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:51,241
- It's the, uh...
It's the other button.
477
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,137
[ music ]
478
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:59,206
- And now it gives me great
pleasure, to present
479
00:20:59,206 --> 00:21:01,793
this Employee of the Month
award to someone
480
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:06,241
who has exhibited
great courage and sacrifice...
481
00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:10,827
CAPTAIN MAN: Mika... Can you
get out of the way, please?
482
00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:13,724
- Monsty, because of
your heroics today
483
00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:16,137
at STFCOUP-WOLT-KEO-POH-CAD
484
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:19,517
you are the Man's Nest
Employee of the Month.
485
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,310
- You must be so mad.
486
00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:29,413
- No. I'm proud.
- Dangit.
487
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,034
[ Chewbacca-like roar ]
488
00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:33,793
- Yay! I'm so proud of you.
- Good job.
489
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,827
Great work.
- I'm so proud of you.
490
00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:37,137
- When all this is over,
491
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:39,517
get him a one-way bus ticket
to Bordertown.
492
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,137
- You got it, sir.
493
00:21:41,137 --> 00:21:43,172
Aw snap dude.
494
00:21:43,172 --> 00:21:46,551
I totally forgot to tell that
you had jury duty today.
495
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:49,413
- Oh. Don't worry,
I took care of it.
496
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:55,241
JUDGE: Juror number nine,
please state your name.
497
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:58,551
- [ sighs ]
I am Ray Manchester.
498
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:03,482
JUDGE: Good enough for me --
you're on this jury!
499
00:22:03,482 --> 00:22:05,413
[ whispers ]
500
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,724
[ music ]
501
00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:15,551
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
502
00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:18,379
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
503
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,413
♪ I'm okay
504
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:24,103
♪ I'm okaaaay!
505
00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:27,034
♪ Danger
506
00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:28,241
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
507
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,689
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
508
00:22:29,689 --> 00:22:33,068
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
509
00:22:33,068 --> 00:22:34,068
♪ Danger!
510
00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:35,655
♪ One two three Force!
511
00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:40,255
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