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- Ruth, this thing weighs a ton.
- A large energy crystal
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can pack a very powerful punch, Rollie.
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I guess it's true what they say,
"Size does matter."
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Oh, my God! Oh, my goodness!
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- Dad, what are you doing?
- What am I doing?!
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Oh, I'm just playing
a quick game of tennis
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with Venus Williams here.
Alright, Venus?
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- I don't understand the joke.
- Dr. Green said you shouldn't be doing
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any strenuous activity. Put that down!
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I cannot just put this down anywhere.
A poorly placed crystal
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is a... What is it, Ruth?
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Weapon in the hands of the universe.
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It's a weapon in the
hands of the universe!
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Dad, don't tell me you're
falling for that crap.
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It's not crap, Andy. A lot of very
cool celebs are into crystals:
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Spencer Pratt from The Hills,
Heidi Pratt from The Hills.
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And that's just two of the
cast members from The Hills.
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- You know what, Dad?
- I'm fine, Andy!
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- Let me take it, Dad.
- Let him do it, Andy, please.
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Dad? Dad?
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- Rollie?
- Is this a prank? Are you guys pranking me?
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It's not a prank, Andy.
Daddy, are you having a heart attack?
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Of course, I'm having a heart attack,
you massive tit!
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Oh, God, he's mad at me, something's
wrong. He's mad at me, something's wrong!
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OK, I'm gonna call an ambulance.
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I wish I had some rose
quartz or aventurine.
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Oh! Peridot, that would be perfect!
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- Ruth!
- Yeah, going.
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_
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OK, so it appears
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your father suffered
another heart attack.
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Now, that's eight
in the past twelve months,
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which actually is one away
from the provincial record.
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So I could get him there if you want.
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Eight heart attacks in a year?
How is he still alive?
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Ha! Quit grilling me.
But seriously, I have no idea.
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OK, alright, so what is the plan here?
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Obviously, we have to make
some changes, right?
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Don't worry.
I've consulted my crystal manual
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and let's just say we'll be seeing
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a lot more red jasper around the house.
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Ruth, Dad needs
some actual medical attention.
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Maybe a home-care worker,
right, Dr. Green?
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A home-care worker could help, but...
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- But what?
- Red jasper is a great stone.
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- Isn't it though?
- I honestly love that stuff.
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- Really soothes.
- Exactly what I said to her.
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- You were saying that.
- Oh. OK, yeah.
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You guys, come on,
let's get this place cleaned.
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June is gonna be here any minute.
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Bryn, Mark, you wanna help?
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- No, thank you.
- Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
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We're gonna keep working on Bryn's
graphic novel which is called...?
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- Wolf Daniel.
- Wolf Daniel.
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Look at that guy,
he's freaking jacked, eh?
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- Great.
- Andy, this is
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a complete waste of time.
I do not need some nurse maid
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hovering about waiting
to change my diaper.
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I've got Ruthie for that.
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- He doesn't wear a diaper.
- Dad, give her a chance.
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Maybe she'll save you from breaking
the provincial heart-attack record.
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Yeah, well,
what if I want that record, huh?
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Records are nice.
People are known for records.
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Oh, my God, that's her, that's her!
OK, everyone,
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just act normal. Bryn, you...
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You're good. Alright. OK, OK.
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- You must be June.
- And you must be Andy.
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You're even more handsome
than you sounded on the phone!
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- Thank you.
- And you have got to be Rollie.
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I sure know where Andy gets his looks.
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- Well, don't pin those on me.
- And witty to boot.
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I best be on my guard around you.
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No, actually, there has been
a bit of a misunderstanding.
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I'm sorry to waste your time,
but it turns out
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I don't need a babysitter.
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- Dad! I'm sorry.
- No, that's OK. It's OK, Andy.
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Uh, sometimes, people recover
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a little faster than expected.
No worries,
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I'll just take my Assyrian
sculpture and just get on
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out of here. Bye-bye.
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Sorry, what did you say
you've got there?
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Oh, it's an Assyrian relief
sculpture of an alien.
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I mean, it's most certainly
not authentic, but still.
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Oh, well, it might not be the real deal,
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- but it's certainly very tasty.
- Isn't it?
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Wow! Where did you get it?
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My late husband ran a museum of his own
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before he passed away.
This was just in storage.
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You can have it
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- for a price.
- What price?
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I demand a tour of
this wonderful museum.
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I am just chomping at the bit
to see what you've got in here.
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Oh, well, say no more. Hahaha!
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Oh, uh, that's Bryn. And that's Mark.
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- Oh, hello!
- And this is, uh...
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- It's Ruth.
- Ruth!
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I think I blanked there. That's weird.
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I just couldn't think what her
name was for a moment. Now, it's...
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- It's Ruth.
- Ruth, yeah.
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- It's very nice to meet you!
- Nice to meet you too.
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Oh, my goodness!
I have the exact same purse.
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Yeah, that's right. Looks like
mine's a slightly newer model.
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- Oh, yes, it is.
- Yes... it is.
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OK, well,
why don't I take you on that tour?
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Oh, goodie! Why don't I take some notes
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as to all the unhealthy things
you keep doing during the day.
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Ohhh Well, be prepared to blush.
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Oh, it's just a stuffed
duck with a fancy skull
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stuck on top of it.
If you call something
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an Aztec god,
then people tend to believe you.
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That's because people are idiots.
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Andy, what the hell are you doing?
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- Trying to move this crystal into the shed. Give me a hand.
- Absolutely not.
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No. Didn't you hear what Ruth said?
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A poorly placed crystal is a weapon
in the hands of the universe.
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Yeah, well, in case you haven't noticed,
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this place is a house of science now,
and Dad seems to be taking to it.
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Oh yeah,
Dad's really taking to the science.
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Couldn't possibly be the sexy
temptress you've hired to wait on him.
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She's not a sexy temptress;
she's a professional nurse.
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She is a lonely,
widowed professional nurse
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who clearly has the hots for Dad.
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- You are delusional, man.
- You are delusional. Do you think Ruth doesn't notice this?
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We don't even know what Ruth
and Dad's relationship is.
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Yes, we do. It's not that complicated.
Ruth and Dad are like the Odd Couple.
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They don't seem to get along on the
surface, but they got a fun rapport,
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they clearly love each other,
and deep down,
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you just know they're f(Bleep)ing.
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How does that apply to the Odd Couple?
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Oh, trust me,
it applies to the Odd Couple.
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You mean to tell me the characters
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in The Odd Couple as portrayed
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by Walter Matthau and Jack
Lemmon were having sex?
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- Yes.
- Well, that's crazy.
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I don't know what you want me to tell you,
Andy. Now help me get this up. We're moving it.
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- To where...
- No! You help me...
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- OK, we'll move this to where Ruth wants it.
- No, we are moving it...
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- This way, Andy. Not...
- No. This way! This way!
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This is really heavy, Mark. COME ON!
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Did that fall on your foot?
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Yes.
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Do you...
do you need help getting it off?
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Oh yeah. Yeah, please, please.
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Do you promise to fire June?
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No.
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Well then, uh...
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- Don't. Don't.
- I don't know what I can do.
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- Mark, don't.
- I don't know what you want.
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- Please, Mark. Please.
- I can't. My hands are tied.
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- Please!
- My hands are tied.
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Mark, please.
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I thought you could use a little tea.
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Oh, thank you, Ruth.
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Oh, is this some more Wolf Daniel?
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Yeah. Here he is in a softer moment.
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Yes, he looks very calm.
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I know, I know.
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Is June still here? I thought she was
supposed to have gone home hours ago.
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It's her first day on the job, she's
probably just getting the lay of the land.
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You see these?
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Yeah, sounds like that's not the
only thing she's getting the lay of.
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Nice.
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- Enjoyed that?
- Yeah.
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I'll go see if she needs some help.
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
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You are just a little stinker,
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- that's what you are!
- Hi, June!
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Are you having a little
trouble with him in there?
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No, not at all.
Just getting some Epsom salts.
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For a bath?
Rollie is more of a shower guy.
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Well, in his current condition, he really
should be sitting as much as possible.
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That makes so much sense.
You're so smart!
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But it's late,
you probably wanna get home
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- so I can take over now...
- No, no, it's my pleasure.
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It's my pleasure too.
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So maybe I'll just head in and make sure
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- he's OK.
- He's fine, Ruth.
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OK.
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I'm just gonna head in to see...
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- Ohhh!
- Could you please move and let me do my job?
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- Argh!
- What's going on?
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Papa? Papa, are you OK?
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Oh, my God!
Dad, are you alright?
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- Oh, (Bleep) idiot!
- I got him! I got him!
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Oh, God! I grabbed...
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I grabbed his peter.
Dad, did I grab your peter?
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- Everyone, give him space.
- Rollie, are you alright?
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- That includes you, Ruth.
- June, I think I can
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- take care of him...
- Ruth, Ruth,
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June is the medical professional here,
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please just let her do her job, alright?
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Come on now. OK? Careful.
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I touched Dad's peter.
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So, Dad, did you ever meet
June's husband at auctions
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- or anything?
- Oh yeah, yeah. Here and there
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now and then, turns out. Between us,
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I outbid him every time.
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- I would.
- Did you ever.
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Your father was always very competitive.
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Yes, well,
I am very competitive naturally.
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I mean, I'm much more competitive
than any of you lot for a start.
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OK, I'm headed into town.
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Anyone care to join me?
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Dad? Ruth's asking you a question.
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Rollie, I thought you might want to come
and just stretch your legs a little bit.
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What? Oh, no thanks, Ruth. Yeah, Junie,
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have you ever seen a
baby pig in formaldehyde?
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- I'm about to!
- You are. Look at that!
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- Hahaha!
- Ewww! Holy!
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The horror!
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These are the cookies
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- that I was telling you about.
- Oh yeah.
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Ooh! Summer veggies.
They've got rhubarb in!
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Uh-huh. So, uh, Ruth, I'm sorry
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if this is a very personal question,
but what exactly is
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your relationship with my dad?
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Oh, my goodness, well!
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It's one of those hard-to-define things.
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Like a tomato,
is that a fruit or is it a vegetable?
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- It's a fruit.
- Is it?
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Has that been formalized?
Oh, that's nice.
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Yes, that wasn't a clear example for me.
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Your father and I go back a long way.
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In terms of defining it as a
relationship, no, we haven't defined it.
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Your father is a tough nut to crack.
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I know all about that,
he drove my mom away. Haha!
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Anyway, have you tried telling
him how you feel at all?
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No, not in so many words, but...
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...sometimes instead of a green pepper,
I'll buy a yellow pepper.
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OK. So I'm not sure that sends
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quite as direct a message
as you might think it does.
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I guess I could go
for a red one next time,
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- but that seems pretty graphic.
- Yeah. OK, so, uh...
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I'm just gonna cut
to the chase here, Ruth.
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- Do you see what's going on, at home?
- What?
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June, Ruth. June is honing in on Dad,
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and unless you stand up and
start fighting for your man,
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she is gonna snatch
him out from under you.
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I don't want to interfere. This is about
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your father's health,
and June seems... nice.
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She's not nice!
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Tell me how you feel, Ruth! Tell me
how you actually feel about June.
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- She has her imperfections, but who doesn't?
- Good.
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Sure, that's a good place to start.
OK, yeah, she's got imperfections.
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I wanna hear some of
those imperfections.
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I don't... She's...
She's... I sometimes wonder
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if she's as generous
as she pretends to be.
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Yeah! Now we're talking, Ruth.
Now, we're speaking
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- the same language. What else?
- She's... she's...
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- She's...?
- She's...
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- She's...?
- She's had her eyes on Rollie
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since the moment she SAW HIM!
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That's my (Bleep) right there.
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
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- Everything OK over there?
- She's tapping into her anger,
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- stay the f(Bleep) out of it!
- Okeydokey.
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Ruth, we are gonna go home,
and you are gonna show my dad
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- that you are someone who cannot and will not...
- Yeah! I will not!
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- ...be taken advantage of.
- That's right.
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- And how are you gonna do that?
- I'm gonna cook him a very nice MEAL!
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OK, that is a start.
And not a bad start.
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YEAH!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Well done!
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It's another thing you're good at.
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- What's going on here?
- Oh, come on in, you two! We're just playing a game.
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- Whose go is it now?
- Me! Me, me, me!
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Hey! Are you ready?
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- Yeah.
- Alright. And go!
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- Ah! OK, give me some clues.
- Well, alright,
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- calm down, give us a chance.
- He's tall.
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- Michael Jordan!
- Taller than Michael Jordan.
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Wait, no. Maybe less tall. Less tall.
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OK, any other attributes, Bryn, please.
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- Oh! He used to be a wrestler.
- Oh! Uh, uh, Hulk Hogan!
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Uh, uh, uh, uh,
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Doink. Doink the Clown. Is it Doink the Clown?
Doink the Clown? Doink? Doink the Clown?
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That's not Doink the Clown.
Who's Doink the Clown?!
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- He's taller than Doink the Clown.
- Jesus, Bryn! Anything other than tall! Please!
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- Oop, time!
- D'augh!
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"Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson"?!
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Whoa, Doink the Clown is only 5'10''.
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- Oh, Jesus, Bryn.
- Andy's right,
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I think we let him down on that one,
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- because he was very good.
- Rubbish.
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Wow! Looks like you're all having
a nice, fun time playing
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a family game. With June as well
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involved in that. But you can probably
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head home now, June, because Ruth...
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Is going to cook a very special dinner.
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Ohhh, it's really nice of you, Ruthie.
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But actually, June's already on it.
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Yepper! I have a nice, healthy meal
in the oven as we speak.
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Does that qualify as a nursing duty
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- or is that just a special perk?
- Just a perk, I suppose.
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- Feels like a special perk.
- Hahaha!
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Well, that's great!
I guess tomorrow night,
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I'll make a very special dinner
and maybe a little movie.
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I noticed Netflix has Rocky IV.
Rollie, that's your favourite.
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Rocky IV! Oh, what a film that is!
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The only film to feature
a boxer who gives
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his brother-in-law a robot
that's sort of a wife.
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No, that's true.
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It's true, it's true.
But I will have to do all that
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some other time, Ruthie, 'cause tomorrow
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me and June are popping across the
island to check out an auction, so...
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Oh.
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Everything OK, Ruth?
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I'm sorry. I don't know why
I did that. I... I guess it's because
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I want to spend time with you,
and you're choosing
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to spend time with June,
and my body seems to be
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rejecting that. It's so weird!
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It's very expressive, Ruth.
Dad, Ruth is expressing herself.
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Come with us if you want.
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Oh, sure. Little third wheel
type of thing, that sounds
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- like a lot of fun.
- No, it doesn't have to be that way, Ruth.
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- Shut up!
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Ruth, June is a guest in our house.
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Oh, that's funny because I thought
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that guests went home
at a certain point.
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- Oh, goddamn!
- I suppose I should go then.
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- Uh, no, no, please...
- Yes, June, sit down
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- and I'll go!
- Oh no, you don't really...
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No, no, no, no, no! And listen,
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if my clothes fit you,
why don't you start wearing those too.
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- You're coming, Bryn?!
- No.
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OK!
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Ruth, don't...
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00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,157
Well, I hope you're happy, Andy.
You and June just
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- drove away a wonderful woman.
- Ruth drove herself away.
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- Is that what you think?
- Yes.
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Maybe it's because she's panicking
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because she and Dad had a
beautiful little Odd Couple
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relationship going, and then you
introduced some new lady into it
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and drove 'em apart,
just like in Grumpy Old Men.
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This is not like Grumpy Old Men!
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00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,573
- This is exactly like Grumpy Old Men.
- Have you seen Grumpy Old Men?
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- Have you seen Grumpy Old Men?
- Yes, I've seen Grumpy Old Men.
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- Have you? Have you?
- Yes, I have!
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00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,747
Grumpy Old Men is about
two grumpy old men
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- who hate each other and fall in love with the same woman.
- Wrong.
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00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,286
Grumpy Old Men is about two
grumpy old men who appear
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to hate each other, but secretly love
each other and have a great rapport
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and deep down,
you just know they're f(Bleep)ing.
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- And then a lady comes along and gets in the way of all that.
- I'm going to sleep.
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OK. Sleep tight, Andy.
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Sleep tight knowing the
destruction you've caused.
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00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,469
- There we go.
- Oh, thanks.
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00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,737
Aaah, I wonder where's Ruth's gone.
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Oh, don't worry about her, Rollie.
She'll be fine.
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Yeah... Yeah, yeah, she'll be fine.
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00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,879
You know, you don't have
to stick around so late.
352
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,348
I promise I won't tuck in
at the first salty snack
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I see as soon as you leave.
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I don't mind staying late.
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I mean, it's not like I have
anyone to get home to.
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Husband's dead.
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00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,093
Yes, as you keep saying.
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00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,762
Yeah, I never told you
how he died, though.
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00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,830
It's kind of a funny story.
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00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,233
You see, he put so much
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00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:38,969
into his museum,
but because of your antics,
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he never got a chance to succeed.
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00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,242
Anyway, long story short,
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00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,111
he went out of business
and drank himself to death.
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00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:50,180
Oh!
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Sorry, June, I didn't know.
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00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,485
It's really alright, Rollie.
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Aaah...
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everybody has to die sometime.
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00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,162
Well, you say that...
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00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,115
Hold still.
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00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:06,130
Yeah, chloroform takes a lot
longer than most people think.
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00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:07,661
There we go.
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00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,868
Ohhh! We're relaxing now?
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00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,471
Oh... it's just like a massage, is it?
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00:16:15,065 --> 00:16:17,875
A massage inside your head.
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00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,577
Here we go.
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00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:25,195
Night-night. Poop!
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00:16:28,844 --> 00:16:32,091
Listen, Molly,
thank you for taking me in
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00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,092
- and listening to my sob story.
- I didn't hear any sobbing.
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00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,094
Just a lot of jaw clenching
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00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,430
and mime strangling,
which I really connected with.
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00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:42,166
- I appreciate it.
- Now I'm gonna go do up your bed.
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00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:45,569
Uh, uh... You need a toothbrush?
I got a spare,
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00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:48,105
but the bristles are rock hard.
It's how I like 'em.
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00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,708
No, it's alright.
I put some stuff in my...
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00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,056
purse.
388
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,645
- What's wrong?
- Oh, my goodness, I think
389
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,715
- I took June's purse by mistake.
- Whoa!
390
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,917
- Oh no, put that down! Molly!
- Let me see!
391
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:03,387
Oh! Look at this.
That looks like a diary.
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00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,324
Well, I am gonna ask you again
to respect June's privacy.
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00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,960
And if you don't,
I'm going to ask you a third time.
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00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,499
Fine, it's your life. Night-night, Ruth.
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00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,575
He's awake.
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00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,810
Jeez, I hope those ropes
aren't too tight.
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00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:27,962
Are you OK?
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00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:32,883
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
You know, after my Davy died,
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00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,553
I was consumed by thoughts of revenge.
400
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:38,355
I just... I didn't know how
I was gonna pull it off.
401
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,359
And then, poof, your son
402
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,294
calls my place of work
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00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,763
asking for a home-care worker for you,
404
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,300
and I swear, it felt
like God was tapping me
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00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,369
on the shoulder saying, "Uh, June,
406
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,637
did you forget you wanted
to kill this guy?" Hahaha!
407
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,507
Anyway, after a few days, trying to get
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00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,843
rid of Ruth, here we are.
Any last words?
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00:18:01,411 --> 00:18:02,547
Well said.
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00:18:04,545 --> 00:18:08,852
Put. That. Needle. Down. Now.
411
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:12,456
- Please.
- Hello, Ruth.
412
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,611
June...
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00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,061
I found your diary.
414
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,198
And I almost read it before I realized
415
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:22,934
that would be very rude,
and I decided to return it.
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00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:27,104
But now I see that you're
the one who's very rude.
417
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,006
Unless I'm wrong about
what's going on here,
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00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,496
and then I do apologize.
419
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:34,412
Oh! What was that?
420
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,215
- Oh, I think Dad and June are having sex.
- No. I heard banging, thumping.
421
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,284
What part of "having sex"
do you not understand?
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00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,024
I do not want to walk in on this.
423
00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,862
- Help!
- Oh, my God! Dad?!
424
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:53,898
Oh, God! Ruth snapped,
she's here for revenge!
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00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,067
- She attacked me! She's trying to kill your father!
- See, I told you
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00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,702
June was a bad person.
Get her, Andy, get her!
427
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,971
No, she's lying! She came back and found
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00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,140
your father and I together,
and she tried to kill me!
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00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,177
So hard to know. I'm pretty sure
Ruth would never do this,
430
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,779
but I'd be lying if I said
I was, like, certain.
431
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,381
- June's the killer, you moppets!
- OK, yeah.
432
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:13,250
June's bad, Ruth's good; get her, Andy!
433
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,686
Fine! It's me!
434
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,655
- Now stay back!
- June,
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00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,525
how did you ever expect to get
away with something like this?
436
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,060
Air bubble in the needle
causing a heart attack.
437
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,062
I would have made sure
that it was too late
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00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:27,698
- by the time he got to the hospital.
- That's actually pretty clever.
439
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,634
- It would have worked.
- Well thought out.
440
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,069
But the time of subtlety is over.
441
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:36,540
You took away the love of my life,
Rollie; now I'm gonna take away yours.
442
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,810
We've never really defined our relationship,
but I'm certainly not the love of his life.
443
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,380
Yes, you are, Ruth.
444
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,216
You have been for a long time.
445
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,754
How touching.
You just signed her death warrant,
446
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,266
but it was a lovely moment.
447
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:54,959
- Do you have any last words?
- Yes.
448
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,162
- I forgot to return your purse!
- Argh! Ah!
449
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,831
AAAAH!
450
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,940
Well, June is in stable condition
451
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,975
down the hall if you'd
like to check in on her.
452
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,911
But I'm sure that you don't.
453
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:16,647
- You know, because she tried to kill you.
- Yeah.
454
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,615
- So, how are you feeling, Dad?
- Oh, much better,
455
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,185
thank you, Mark.
Now that I'm no longer in the clutches
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00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,186
of a deranged murderer. By the way,
457
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:25,122
thank you very much, Andrew.
458
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,525
A fine bit of due diligence there.
459
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,127
She was from the home-care service,
it's not my fault.
460
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,630
- Nobody's blaming you, Andrew.
- I am.
461
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,398
- Yes. I am also.
- Me too.
462
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,467
That's three out of four for blaming,
you sure you don't want
463
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,603
- to change your mind there, Ruth?
- Oh, alright,
464
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,471
- I blame you too.
- Hmm!
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00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,606
- Alright, clean sweep.
- Well, I'm just gonna go
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bring June this casserole I whipped up.
467
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OK, whoa, whoa, whoa!
She just tried to kill you.
468
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,213
Oh! Well, that's in the past now.
469
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,450
You can't hold on to a grudge forever.
470
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Jeez, that woman is a saint.
471
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Indeed she is.
Which is apparent to us all,
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apart from Andy of course.
473
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- I said I was sorry!
- You think
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Andy technically qualifies
as an accomplice here?
475
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- Oh, I... What?!
- He might be, I think.
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