All language subtitles for Cavendish s01e01 The Beast.eng

? She's the cleverest student
But furthest from prudent ?

? And deviates often from plans
But don't call her Annie ?

? Or Fannie or Nanny
Her name, now as always ?

? Is Anne Anne of Green Gables ?

? Anne of Green Gables ?

? Anne, Anne, Anne ?

? Anne of Green Gables ?

- (music stops)
- Oh... What the hell

- are you doing, man?
- I don't want to listen

to the Anne of Green
Gables musical anymore, OK?

Why not? It's a good musical!
That's top notch songs!

Oh, boy...
You know, we got to get in the vibe.

- We're going to her hometown.
- We're not going to her hometown.

We're going to our hometown.
We're not tourists.

Well, we're essentially
tourists at this point.

Hey, how sick do you think Dad will be?

Do you think we'll be able to
talk to him or do you think

- he'll be like... a husk?
- I guarantee you Dad is fine.

- He's probably just doing it for attention.
- Oh, don't say that.

- Dad's OK. He's a good guy.
- Dad is a good...?

- He's OK.
- He's not OK!

Dad is not a good guy. He abandoned us

- when we were kids, Mark.
- Come on...

Like, when I was a kid.
You were like twenty.

I was not like twenty.

- How old were you?
- I was eight!

What do you think our age difference is?

Honestly, I've never known.
And you are blowing

my mind right now. It's only four years

- between us?
- Yes!

Cause in my memory, back then,
you were already balding.

- I was not balding at eight!
- You were a balding boy.

No, I wasn't! I've always had
a high forehead. I wasn't bald!

Man, I swear to you.
There was a period of my life

when I thought you were
so much older than me

I didn't think I had a brother.
I thought you were Dad's friend.

- Oh, come on. Come on!
- I'm serious! I'm serious!

- You're not serious.
- There was a kid at daycare

who asked if I had any siblings
and I was like: It's just me,

my mom, my dad and my dad's friend Andy, who
sleeps in the same room as me for some reason.

- Seems self-conscious about his thinning hair.
- Alright. Just, please...

Shut up. Just...
We're driving and we're not talking.

- We're done, OK?
- Alright.

- Then we're gonna listen to...
- No! No!

- ? Anne Anne ?
- Mark!

? Anne of Green Gables ?
Bridge, bridge, bridge.

? Where the gables are green
and the hills are pristine ?

- ? And the waters are... ?
- Shut up! Turn it off, Mark!

I'm gonna drive this car off the cliff!
I swear!

- ?
- _

(musical theme)

_

And here we are.

Yeah!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Wow!

Look at this place!

Oh! I forgot about the UFO!

- I didn't.
- Oh!

- My gosh! Is that little Mark?
- Hi!

Yes. Sorry, who are you?

I'm Ruth! I'm your father's...

- Well, I guess you'd say partner.
- Dad's got a partner.

- Cool.
- I remember you

from when you were a little boy.
You haven't changed a bit!

- Thank you, Ruth.
- And who's your friend?

Hi, Ruth. It's Andy.

- Andrew.
- He's slightly less memorable.

I used... I lived here for eight years.

We used to come into
your hardware store.

Were you sort of balding back then too?

- That's him. Yeah.
- No. No. I wasn't.

- I was eight. That's not a thing.
- That's who you're thinking of.

Let me help you with your things.

- Oh, sure!
- You don't have to. Or... OK.

- I like this place already.
- Um. It's great.

- Here it is!
- Wow!

I'm not sure how much of
this stuff you will remember.

Oh, man! Look at all this cool crap!

Wow!

Aww... Sarcophagus.
Andy, we've got a sarcophagus.

Wow, Andy, check this stuff out, man!

We've got a stuffed baby deer.
That's horrifying.

Oh, we got a fetus in a jar, Andy!

- Please don't be real.
- Your father dealt with a lot

- of shady people over the years.
- Yeah.

And we used to help him.
He used to call me "the bait".

Oh, you're the bait!

Well, now, I remember you!

- Yeah, I remember when you were the bait.
- So, where is Dad?

Out back yelling at a
school group or something?

He's actually in bed now.
He's been spending

- a lot of time there.
- Oh, really? Is he like a...

- Is he like a husk?
- No, no quite. No.

The doctor says that he'll be fine.

He just has to take it easy.
But of course,

that doesn't come naturally to him,
as you know.

- Ha! Ha! Ha!
- We don't. We don't know him.

- Well, you'll see him tonight at dinner.
- Cool, cool.

I know what's new.
You probably haven't seen

- the wrestling bear.
- My goodness! Andy, come on!

Let's go and take a look at that guy!

- What a big boy!
- Hello.

- Woah, woah, woah!
- Oh! My gosh! Oh, well. OK.

This is my niece Bryn.
She helps us out at the museum.

Hey, Bryn. You kind of scared us
there for a second.

- Yeah.
- Oh! Maybe Bryn could

show you around town tomorrow
when the stores are open again.

Yeah. Sure, that sounds good.
Why are the stores

- closed today, by the way?
- It's Beast Day.

- OK. Cool.
- Yeah...

- Beast Day.
- (together): What is Beast Day?

Oh, well... Once a year,
a beast emerges from the forest

and searches for someone to consume,

so everybody closes their
stores and stays at home

just to wait things out.
I'm gonna take you to your room.

- Uh, actually.
- Stop you right there.

Yeah. Could you maybe repeat
what you just said? Yeah.

Rewind that and sort
of run it back for us.

Oh! Every small town

- has its superstitions.
- Oh, so it's a superstition.

Maybe that's the wrong word.
What do you call something

that everyone believes in
because it's real?

- A fact.
- A fact! That's it,

that's what we have.
And as a matter of fact,

- Bryn did a drawing of the beast.
- Oh, it's just a quick sketch

based off the detailed account
of the town's residents.

OK!

Yeah, that is very detailed, Bryn.

Like... anatomically detailed.

A lot going on south of the
border on the old beast.

Yeah. OK, I'll give that
back to you there.

- I can sketch you sometime if you want.
- I'm gonna say no to that,

but thank you so much for offering.

- OK. So just let me know whenever is good.
- Not... We don't want to.

I think we're gonna go
check out our old room now,

- if that's cool.
- Yes! Yes.

Well, it's exactly how you left it.

Oh, wow!

This place looks exactly the same!

Look, all my trophies and
medals and all your...

shelf space where trophies and medals

theoretically could've gone.
Oh, Big Bear!

Remember Big Bear, Andy?

- Yeah.
- Man, I can't believe Dad held on to all of our stuff.

- I hope he's OK.
- Dad is fine.

- Probably in bed watching TV.
- Oh, you cynic.

- Ah! Look at that.
- Who's that?

It's Molly Field.

It's this girl I used
to have a crush on.

Oh! Like, when you were
the same age as her or...?

- Yes.
- OK. Yeah, no, just checking.

Oh, hey, look at that!
You did win some stuff.

What is that, a sixth place ribbon?

And... birthday boy. Birthday boy!

- Someone rewarded you for having a birthday.
- Yeah.

- Buddy, it is good to be home!
- Yeah.

(Ruth): OK!
I've set out the scraps of meat

and the milk as an
offering to the beast,

so I think we're all set.
Rollie should be down any minute.

- (footsteps)
- Oh! Here he comes!

(labored breathing)

- (both): Dad?
- (coughing)

You OK, Dad? You need help or something?

- Are you alright? You OK, Dad?
- (labored breathing)

(Ruth): Oh! No!

Surprise!

- Are you kidding me?
- Oh... My gosh! - Look at them!

- (laughing)
- That was a prank?

Well, I had to make some kind
of an entrance, didn't I?

Tada!

That was a hell of a prank, Dad!

- You are bad!
- (laughing)

Come here, Daddy!

Mark! Look at you, little guy.
You've grown!

- Well, I'm thirty now.
- You're 30 years old?

- Yeah.
- Good boy! Andy!

- How's the stick?
- What stick?

The one up your ass. (laughing)

- Oh!
- My goodness, Rollie!

- (laughing)
- You walked into that one, pal.

- Oh, it's great to be home!
- I suppose

we should get started. Bryn, sweetie,

would you like to say the beast prayer?

The beast prayer?

- Oh. OK.
- Great. Whenever you're ready.

Dear Lord, please keep us safe
from the beast this night.

The awful beast, with its face of wolf,
its body of wolf,

and horrifying fangs not
unlike those of a wolf.

Many would be tempted
to believe it is a wolf.

However, we know it is the beast,

bigger than a wolf, probably.
We're pretty sure it has more limbs.

So please keep us safe, O Lord. Amen.

- (all): Amen.
- Cool prayer, Bryn. Thanks.

Did we have Beast Day
when I was a kid, Dad?

- I don't really remember that.
- Well, our family

didn't really celebrate it that much.

Ruth's more into that kind of things.

I figure if there is a beast,
we should cover out basis.

But also, I think it's a nice excuse

to spend time with family.
Oh, please start.

- Enjoy the ham.
- So, Dad... How are you feeling?

You look a lot livelier that I expected.

Oh, well, sorry to disappoint you, Andy.

- (laughing)
- Actually,

I have had a couple
of little heart attacks.

But I'm not quite on my death bed,

if that's what you were expecting.
Cheers!

Well, you kind of
led us to believe that.

- That's why we're here.
- Oh!

Well, it's funny.
I thought you were here

cause you wanted to spend some
quality time with your dad!

That's funny, Dad. And it's funny

what you said also, Andy.
This meal is so good, Ruth.

Yeah, the ham and whatnot. Terrific.

I'm sorry.
Are you accusing us of not wanting

to spend time with you?
Because last time I checked

you abandoned us when we were kids.

Ah... Here we go! What did I say?

Let's get the facts right, Andy.
I did not abandon you.

Your mother took you to Toronto.

All I did was pretend you were dead

and ignore you for 26 years.

That's worse! That is so much worse!

Maybe we'll just agree
to disagree and uh...

concentrate on this delicious ham.

- What do you actually want me to say, Andrew?
- I don't know!

Uh, how about "I'm sorry"
and then let's go from there?

Alright! Fair enough!
I'm sorry. I am sorry

that you've got such a
massive stick up your ass.

- (laughing)
- That's great.

Good ham. Great, great ham.

I have no idea why I came back here.

- Well, why don't you leave?
- You know what? I'm going to.

I'm gonna leave! I am going to
leave tomorrow and I'm gone.

Alright, then! Right. That's fine by me!

I can go back to pretending you're dead,

- can I?
- Dad, don't...

Alright, well. Um...

I'll put your dinner in
the fridge for later!

- (door slams)
- (giggles)

You know, I think
we're gonna look back on this

as a productive conversation.

- Yeah. Maybe, yeah.
- It really is great ham.

It is good ham.
Thank you, Bryn, for saying that.

I was waiting for
someone to corroborate.

You want to talk about it?

- No.
- OK.

(growling)

(heavy breathing)

(screaming)

- Oh! Oh, I had a nightmare.
- What?

Boys! Your father is missing!

- Was it the...?
- Yes. It was the beast.

(shaky breathing)

Or possibly something else,

but... I'm pretty sure it was the beast.

What do you think, constable Gibbs?

It's kind of hard to tell.

There's no sign of forced entry,
no body...

and no hard evidence
linking this to the beast.

Thank you!
He probably just went for a walk

and booked himself into
a motel or something.

He wasn't going for a walk!
He was attacked in the yard!

- We found his robe.
- So?

So, there's blood on it. See?
Blood. Blood. Constable Gibbs...

- Blood on the robe. You see that?
- Hmm. This is interesting.

Come on! If he was attacked by a beast,

don't you think there'd be more blood?
And wouldn't it be torn a bit?

- Yeah, that's a good point.
- Or...

Countertheory.
The beast knows how to undress people.

- That is interesting.
- Bryn!

Did you see anything like
that in your dream, Mark?

To be honest, the details
of my dream are pretty hazy,

- so I'm not sure.
- Woah. You had the beast dream?

- I guess I did, yeah.
- The beast dream?

- Oh, this changes everything.
- No! It doesn't change a thing.

I mean, Mark heard a bunch of
stuff about a beast yesterday,

then he had a dream.
That's how dreams work.

- Shut your mouth.
- What did the beast look like

- in your dream?
- Well, unfortunately,

the whole dream was
from the beast's P.O.V,

- so I never got to look at him.
- Damn it! Damn it!

It would have been nice if the beast
had walked passed a mirror or something.

- I was thinking the same thing.
- That would've been good.

Can we please stop talking
about Mark's dream and find Dad?

You know, that's a good call.

It's time to get down to business.

Can I have your attention please?

- (chattering)
- I'd like to welcome our mayor,

- Helen Breeley.
- (applause)

Hello, citizens of Cavendish! How are
the best damn people in the world?

- (cheering)
- Wouh!

- Doing very well, thank you.
- Alright, good stuff.

Good to hear. Unfortunately,

a time many of us have feared
since childhood is upon us.

The beast has returned to our fair town

and taken one of our own. Last night,
Rollie Tennesen disappeared.

One of his sons saw
it happen in a dream.

- (chattering)
- Yeah. Beast dream. Brutal.

Now, none of us were alive the last time
the beast took a townsperson,

but we've all heard the stories.

They are woven into the very fabric
of our municipal flag.

The question is:
Now that the beast has returned,

- what should we do?
- (chattering)

- Yes?
- (mumbling): Uh...

(mumbling): ...is what it is...
you don't go to...

(mumbling):
...used to say he's a street angel...

(mumbling): ...the house devil.
(muttering)

...I say all you got to
do is give him a wicked...

(mumbling): ...you're golden.

I appreciate your honesty, Felix.
Thank you.

Mayor Breeley!
I'd like to say something.

- What's that, Molly?
- That's Molly Field!

- Huh?
- From the grade 3 photo.

Oh! You should talk to her. After this.

- After this.
- You all know me.

- You know how I earn a living.
- Oh, yeah.

- You work here at the dinner.
- That's right.

But you also know how
I supplement my income.

- I want to say hunting.
- Hunting!

- OK!
- As a hunter, I can tell you.

If you want to catch something,
you gotta be ready to try really,

really hard to catch it. Really hard.

I've hunted everything there is to hunt
in these woods. Deer, coyote,

man I thought was a creature
cause of the way that he was moving.

- Sorry again, Felix.
- (mumbling): ...go on.

So... if you really
want to catch this beast,

you gotta be ready to
get out there tonight

and strike without hesitation! Yeah?

- I got a big old bag of weapons here.
- Holy smoke!

- Let's go kill the beast!
- Yeah!

(all cheering)

I can see why you like her, man.
She's nuts!

(chanting): Kill the beast!
Kill the beast! Kill the beast!

- This is such a stupid idea.
- What are you talking about?

The Tennesen boys out
in the woods in a posse,

looking for Dad, trying to save him

- from the clutches of the beast.
- "Clutches of the beast"...

Dad's just hiding because
he wants me to feel guilty

- for yelling at him.
- Come on, Andy.

Everyone else is convinced
that it's the beast.

Including Molly Field who, by the way,

is looking pretty good.
Didn't notice a fella.

- I doubt she even remembers me.
- She remembers you. Are you kidding me?

The way she said "Hey, sorry,
we're all out of weapons",

but here's a compass and
a bag of flashlights"?

There were sparks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I can really see like a... summer
romance springing up between you two.

- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah. I think so.

I see what you're doing. No.

What am I doing?
What are you talking about?

I'm not staying the summer.
I'm waiting till we find Dad

- and then I am out of here.
- Andy, the greatest gift

you can give yourself is to
let love into your heart.

- Hmm? You know who said that?
- No.

Garfield talking to Odie.
In some pretty unconvincing

fan fiction I read.
But that line resonated.

- I liked that line a lot.
- Wait. I'm tired of...

- What's wrong?
- Where is the rest

- of the group?
- Oh, where's the group?

- Hello?
- Hey! Easy, man.

- You don't need to summon the beast. Let's just...
- There's no beast!

- (growling)
- What was that?

Oh, I think
that might have been the beast.

It wasn't the beast. It was just...

- just a wild animal.
- I don't think

- that makes it better, Andy.
- Yeah, you're right.

- What do we do?
- I think we run.

- What? OK, OK, OK!
- We run, you stupid bastard!

- Go, go, go!
- Stop, stop, stop!

- Where are we, man?
- I don't know. Keep going!

- (growling)
- (panting)

In here! In here! In here!
In here! Here. OK.

OK. Let's just stay here for a second.

- You know what I mean.
- I think I figured it out.

The beast and I have a connection.

If I could see it in my dream,
then it can probably see me

- and now it's coming to close the loop.
- Will you shut up?

We just have
to keep our voices down and...

- (both): Aaaah!
- What is it?

- Should I stab it with my pitchfork?
- No, no! It's... it's a person.

Dad?

(evil laughter)

Dad, are you OK?

- Should I stab him with my pitchfork now?
- No, you should not stab him

- with a pitchfork!
- (yelling)

- Oh, my goodness.
- He's had some sort

of psychotic break.
We have to get him to the hospital.

No, we can't go out there.
There's a beast out there!

- There is no beast!
- (mumbling): Beast...

- See?
- He is delirious. Get him up.

You know what? Actually, yeah.
Because if the beast brought him here,

then it's probably gonna
come back for him. Alright.

Let's go, Daddy.
How are you feeling, man?

- You good?
- OK.

- (growling)
- What was that?

Oh no! It's the beast!
It's come to close the loop.

- Let's go, let's go.
- Go, man. Go, man. Just go.

- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
- (rustling)

Oh, crap! It's the beast! Oh!

- (whimpering)
- God, Andy!

- You just stabbed a little kid!
- Oh, God! Oh, God!

- Oh, God! Oh, my God! Hey!
- (crying)

You OK? Hey, buddy.
Um... We should probably

get out story straight.
I thought you were the beast.

- Jacob!
- (crying)

What the hell did you do to my son?

- Oh, crap. She's got a son.
- He came running

out of nowhere. I thought...
I thought he was the beast.

He's 8 years old! He was scared!

Why did you bring an
8-year-old to hunt a beast?

- Why would you stab a child?
- OK. I don't want to sound

like a jerk here,
but you're the one who said we should

- strike without hesitation, so...
- You son of a bitch!

Woah! Get off!

So, I know that wasn't the ideal reunion

between you and Molly,
but when she attacked you,

- I didn't see a ring.
- Can you just please shut up?

Or what?
You're gonna wait until I have a kid

- and then stab it?
- Please, just shut up!

Come in, boys! Dr. Green is
just explaining what happened.

Well, due to your father's memory loss,
it is going to be difficult

to pin down a precise sequence
of events, but it does appear

that he sleepwalked into the forest,
got lost

and suffered a nervous breakdown
due to his general poor health.

At least, that's what the
doctor side of me has to say.

Personally, I think this is
a classic case of the beast.

- I knew it!
- OK. Time to see

how the stitches are holding
up on that child you stabbed.

So you stabbed a child?

- Did you?
- And not only did Andy stab a kid,

it was the son of a woman
he used to have a crush on.

Molly? Oh, she's a catch!
And I happen to know

- she's single.
- Woah! There you go, Andy.

If you can convince her to forget
you stabbed her son, she's all yours.

That's great, thank you, Dad. Thanks.

Oh...

Yes. Um, Andy...

- I'm sorry about last night.
- What?

I'm sorry about last night.

I'm glad you're back and
I know you were thinking

of leaving, but if you did
choose to stay, then...

there's a room for you
as long as you want.

- Wow!
- Up to you. Well.

Um...

OK. I guess we could stay
a couple of extra days,

- see where it goes from there.
- Sounds like a yes to me!

No, that is a tentative yes.
It is not a full yes.

- A nice full yes.
- Great. So just let know when you want me to draw you.

- Uh... Not gonna do that.
- No, we're... we're cool.

- It's gonna be great.
- So, Dad, gotta ask.

- Hmm-mm?
- Do you remember seeing the beast at all last night?

The only thing I can remember

is seeing Andy in the
cave and then thinking:

"If I stab him now,
I can plead insanity".

- (laughing)
- That was nice for one second.

It was nice.

I just remembered something.
After Andy stabbed Molly's son

last night, he told him he wanted

- to get their story straight.
- No. There is..

I'm not kidding!
He said that to a child.

- A bleeding child!
- There's a reason for that.

He's positively evil!

? You can make your life
a misery if you try ?

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