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♪ ♪
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"To my special valentine,
you are my everything.
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I sleep only
so I can dream of you."
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- Aw, Bob.
- Mm‐hmm.
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Didn't Gene make me
a nice valentine?
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It's very romantic for a child?
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- Mm‐hmm.
- I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom
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an embarrassingly mushy
valentine?
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- Like your son did?
- Hey, there's a plan in place.
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Yeah. We're writing out
the ten things
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we love most about each other.
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And then we're gonna share 'em
over a bottle of wine.
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It's like love homework.
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Oh, that's kind of nice.
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And hard? I mean,
ten turns out to be a lot.
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That's what God said
about the commandments.
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Well, we tried to finish them
last night,
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but we were making dinner and
then we were cleaning up dinner
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and then we were
feeling too gassy,
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then we fell asleep
in front of the TV
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and I didn't wake up
until a moth flew in my mouth.
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And I didn't wake up
until you screamed.
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After all these years,
you two still sizzle.
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So we just need to find a quiet
minute and crap 'em out.
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Lovingly. How about you, Tina?
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You excited about
Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?
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It's an Anti‐Valentine's Day
thingy, actually.
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- Okay.
- It's a party for kids who are tired
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of living up to society's
expectation of romance
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just because it's February 14th.
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So things with Jimmy Jr. are...?
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I don't know. He's at
an overnight wrestling meet
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this weekend, and before he left
I said, "So, any ideas
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about how to handle V‐Day
while you're gone?"
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And he was like, "What's V‐Day?"
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And I was like, "That's
my super cool abbreviation
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for Valentine's Day?"
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But by then he had his
headphones on and was singing
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a Red Hot Chili Peppers song
really loud.
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- Guy's a catch.
- So when I heard about
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Tammy's party,
I was very interested.
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Hearts are farts, people,
and Cupid is stupid.
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Cupid's just a baby
who likes to watch people kiss.
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And I'm not saying any of this
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because I don't have
a boyfriend.
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You so don't have
a boyfriend, Tammy.
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Shut it. So I'm inviting a group
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of single girls and guys
who want to get away
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from all the
rom‐dram for one night.
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Sign me up, 'cause that's me.
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Ooh, space is actually limited.
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Plus, Tina, come on,
you're a total Valentine head.
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Nope, nope,
not this year I'm not.
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Hmm, I'd valentine that.
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Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts.
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So Tammy invited me.
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Or actually she invited
a bunch of your burgers
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and said I could come with.
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Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot.
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Free advertising?
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- Thanks?
- You're welcome.
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Bob, Bob, what about
how well Linda sings
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that jingle on the radio
about the accident lawyers?
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She nails it every time.
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I really can do
this myself, Teddy.
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Well, you need ten
and I got a list you can use.
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- You have a list?
- Forget it.
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Linda, what about
Bob's knuckle hair?
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Like, sometimes it catches
the light just so?
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And it makes you feel safe?
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(whispers):
I already got that one.
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Ugh, Jimmy's really
going overboard
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with his Valentine's shtick
again this year.
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LINDA:
"Tie‐the‐Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers,
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$20." What a friggin' rip‐off.
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- I'm not not knots interested.
- Way to keep an open mind, Gene.
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Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy.
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Hey, Bob, I saw
you guys gawking at my place.
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If you were hoping to get
a table for tonight,
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you can forget it.
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- I'm booked solid.
- We don't care, Jimmy.
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I still got dopes calling
and begging for reservations.
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I just hold the phone down to
my butt and fart on 'em, so...
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Hey, Jimmy,
people are still calling.
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Should I just keep farting?
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Yeah, if you got 'em
locked and loaded.
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The last two were silent.
I had to tell 'em what I did.
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I'd send the overflow
to you, Bob,
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but I know how scared you are
of actually having customers.
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- Zoom.
- Ha. You're standing in your own way.
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- Trev, don't...
- What? He is.
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Eh, let's go back.
I feel a fart coming on.
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I don't want
to waste it in here.
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It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy!
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- Good one, Dad.
- (groans)
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So why aren't we open late
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for Valentine's dinner?
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Well, we're not really a datey,
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romantic restaurant.
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We're just a "shove a burger
in your face" place.
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And a "sip on a soda
and yak" shack.
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Yeah, but tonight
the streets are crawling
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with romantic suckers
who haven't gotten
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their crap together enough
to book a reservation someplace.
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Yeah, so?
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So they'd probably go
anywhere tonight,
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even here.
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This is insulting
but kind of inspiring?
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I do hate to think
of all those poor lovers
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with nowhere to go,
sitting at home,
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crying into
their microwave dinners.
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I mean, to do it right
we'd have to dress things up.
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Tablecloths, candles.
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You could borrow
the Valentine's decorations
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I got up in my apartment.
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You decorate your apartment
for Valentine's Day?
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Some of the rooms.
It's not weird that I do that.
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No, it's not weird.
It's just sad.
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I wonder how many people
we could pack into this dump.
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Teddy, do you think you could
pull the booths away
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from the wall so we could
squeeze two couples in each?
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Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in
didn't even attach 'em
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'cause they didn't know
you guys that well back then.
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Plus he might have been
going through a divorce
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and so he cut some corners
on some jobs sometimes. Uh...
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Maybe we go a little fancier
with the menu,
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like a prix fixe?
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I‐I haven't ground the meat yet.
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Instead of burgers
I could do chuck steaks.
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We had a substitute teacher
named Chuck Steaks once.
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‐Ooh, and wine.
‐Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough?
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Yeah, we got
a few bottles upstairs.
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Plus the backup bottles.
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Plus the emergency
backup bottles.
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- Plus the secret emergency...
- Sounds like we're good.
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The real gold is
in tableside services,
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which could be provided
by Gene and myself.
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Roses, candy,
serenades for tips, et cetera.
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Hmm. Don't know about that,
plus who would bus tables?
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You know I love getting
my bus on, Dad,
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- but I'm going to Tammy's party.
- We'd cover it,
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and you'd be making
so much money,
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you wouldn't even notice
how bad we are at bussing.
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- That's the spirit.
- Are we doing this, people?
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Are we making some dumb
desperate love money tonight?
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- Yeah, let's do it.
- Yay.
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Now, I don't think the name
Bob's Burgers
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works with the new concept.
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Maybe for the night we're Bob.
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- GENE: Or Bugers.
- LINDA: Or Urge.
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Urge. It's kind of edgy.
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Yay, Urge. Everybody's got 'em.
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My therapist says some are good
and some are perfectly normal,
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- but I should stop
bringing them up. - Okay, everybody, get to work.
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And Gene and I will get
the word about Urge out.
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The wordge.
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- ♪ Urge ♪
- ♪ Urge ♪
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- ♪ Is the wordge ♪
- ♪ Wordge ♪
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- ♪ Urge ♪
- ♪ Urge ♪
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- ♪ Is the wordge ♪
- ♪ Oh ♪
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♪ They're makin' it swanky ♪
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♪ It's money in the bank‐y ♪
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♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪
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Wow. It looks amazing.
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TEDDY:
I'd fall in love with a wig on a basketball in here.
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Gene, I kind of wish
you weren't dressed like that.
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- It's a mood maker.
- Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw.
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And your T‐shirt makes
a great diaper, Dad.
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Hmm. Uh, Teddy,
thanks for all your help.
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And, uh, see you tomorrow?
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- Whoa. Why?
- Well, tonight we're...
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- kind of just for couples.
- I mean... seven, eight, nine.
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There's an odd number of stools,
so I can be the one single.
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Plus I can spend some time
with someone
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I'd like to get
to know better. Me.
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You've been under your own nose
the whole time.
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Oh, crap. Lin, our valentines.
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It's okay, we'll do 'em
later tonight, right?
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- When we're rich and gorgeous.
- Okay, pep talk.
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Mom, Dad, bring it in.
I love you, but... (sighs)
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- don't mess this up.
- Okay. That was fair.
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All right,
now people just have to come.
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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- Okay, let's close.
- We gave it a shot.
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MAN AND WOMAN:
Oh, cute.
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Hello, hi, come on in.
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Oh, my God, we're a fancy,
successful restaurant.
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Hey there, chuck steak.
"Hiya, Bob."
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Whoa, cool deep voice,
chuck steak.
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"So, you gonna
grind me up or what?"
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No, because you're gonna be
a steak on a prix fixe menu.
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"Prix fixe?"
I thought you'd be excited.
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Uh, can I call you Chuck?
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"Maybe."
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So, welcome to Urge.
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Don't mind the couple
on the other side
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of the privacy partition.
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You're way hotter than them.
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And, no, I did not
say that to them, too.
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- (whispers): You're hotter.
- Happy to be anywhere.
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(laughs) Someone forgot
to make a reservation.
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Oh, like it's my job?
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Am I a professional
restaurant reservationist?
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No, I'm a professional doctor.
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Don't "I'm a doctor" me.
I'm a doctor, too.
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Okay, so we're both doctors.
God.
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So, What about a drink?
A couple of large wines?
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- Sure.
- And for you?
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Folded paper rose
for the lady, sir?
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Uh, yeah, I‐I'll take one.
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Oh, you're only
one rose in love?
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- No, we're probably at a two?
- Two?
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- I‐I mean four.
- I could tell.
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♪ I'm serenading youwith my voice ♪
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♪ I just spat a little,I'm sorry. ♪
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Oh, my God, I love that song.
It's so tip‐worthy.
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- In the diaper, please.
- Gene, no.
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This is Urge?
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- Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here.
- Ugh, why?
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I thought the address
looked familiar, in a bad way.
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Lot of changes, Bob.
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- Um, not that many.
- Hello.
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Hello. Bob, I see
the look of fear and respect
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in your eyes, but relax.
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I'm here
as a sexy Valentine's diner,
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not a sexy health inspector.
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So you have a date? Somehow?
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Cheryl is meeting me here.
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Bob, Linda, I'm in love.
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With my mother's description
of her.
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Aw, that's nice. Uh,
why don't you sit over there?
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- Mm‐hmm.
- Okay, this isn't great.
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We've got extra tables
and I'm pretty sure
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we're violating
a bunch of codes.
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No, he says he just wants
to have dinner.
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He's in love
with some poor lady.
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00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,825
All right, just bring him wine
with a lot of wine in it.
239
00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,093
So, a first date?
240
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,795
Sounds like a paper rose
situation to me.
241
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,531
I'm gonna keep handing
you roses, you just say when.
242
00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,067
- Uh...
- First date on Valentine's, huh?
243
00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,568
It's kind of what I'm doing.
244
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,315
And it's going pretty well,
if I do say so.
245
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,039
Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15.
246
00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,840
What? No, one rose is plenty.
247
00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,343
And 15 songs? Here we go.
248
00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,778
TAMMY:
Guys,
249
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,579
welcome to my
Anti‐Valentine's Day party.
250
00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,282
Check it out: black balloons,
black tortilla chips,
251
00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,151
and black eye shadow on moi.
252
00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,986
- And your roots are black.
- Jocelyn.
253
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,621
Let's do this.
And everybody that went
254
00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,165
to an overnight wrestling meet
without nailing down
255
00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,891
Valentine's Day plans
can eat it.
256
00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,359
- (chuckles) Right?
- What?
257
00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,894
- Exactly.
- Now we do our oath.
258
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,396
- Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah.
- Everyone, hands in.
259
00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,065
Whoa, lot of palms and fingers.
260
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,176
No one try to hold my hand
in there, you hear? (chuckles)
261
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,935
Hearts are farts
and Cupid is stupid.
262
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,839
Tonight we take our chance
on no romance. I so vow.
263
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,140
ALL:
I so vow.
264
00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,742
Did we just marry Satan?
265
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,820
Now we're gonna do whatever
an evenly numbered group
266
00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,646
of attractive teens
feels like doing.
267
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,448
Just good clean
Anti‐Valentine's fun.
268
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,183
With Tammy's parents
in the next room
269
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,994
- to help keep a lid on things.
- TAMMY'S DAD: Bye, Tammy‐love.
270
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,896
Your mother and I are off
to see different movies
271
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,055
- at the same theater.
- Bye. Leave already.
272
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,257
Okay, there go the chaperones.
273
00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,360
Not that we're gonna need 'em.
Cool, cool, cool.
274
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,995
♪ It's okay ♪
275
00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,730
♪ We're just childrenwatching you. ♪
276
00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,933
If you like it,
may I suggest a gratuity,
277
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,902
and if you don't like it,
I can make him stop.
278
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,037
For a gratuity.
279
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,738
Oh, my God, we're so full.
280
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,907
Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef.
H‐How is everything?
281
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,877
'Cause if it's not right,
I'll make it right.
282
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,779
- We're good.
- Yeah, you are.
283
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,247
Are you flirting with us?
284
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,683
No, just feeling happy
and‐and really confident.
285
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,952
And maybe better‐looking
than I was earlier today?
286
00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,421
- Oh, you're on cocaine.
- Is that what cocaine does?
287
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,956
Are there any downsides?
288
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,024
So, how's our Valentine's?
289
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,794
- Good. Good.
- Most romantic night of the year.
290
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,941
- But no pressure. (laughs)
- I'm having a good time.
291
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,299
- We both are.
- (chuckles): Okay. Enjoy.
292
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,368
I don't know what's going on
with these people.
293
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,769
They're so uptight.
294
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,614
It's like they got Cupid arrows
up their butts.
295
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,541
Well, my diaper is full...
of Washingtons.
296
00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,743
And we have five couples
on the wait list.
297
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,287
- We have a wait list?
- I don't know.
298
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,755
What's it called
when a bunch of idiots
299
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,224
give their names
and stand outside in the cold?
300
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,883
BOB:
(gasps) We have a wait list.
301
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,551
We could do a second seating.
302
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,062
I'll need to be changed
at some point,
303
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,420
but otherwise I'm in.
304
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,165
Okay, I've got plenty of steaks.
What about wine?
305
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,000
We're kind of burning through
it, but I guess we're okay?
306
00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,993
- Then we're going later, right?
- Yeah, I mean...
307
00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,061
we were gonna do
our valentines later.
308
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,763
- With wine, if there's any left.
- Crap.
309
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,000
I keep forgetting about that.
In a romantic way?
310
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,002
And think of the lovers
out there, Mom.
311
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,570
Their poor money getting
all cold.
312
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,106
It's fine. We'll get
to our valentines eventually.
313
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,774
- This is worth it, right?
- Right.
314
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,243
- And our valentines are
gonna be so good. - So good.
315
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,312
Guys, Hugo's still
sitting by himself,
316
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,649
- but unlike me, he's not
carrying it off super well. - Hmm.
317
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,285
So, Hugo, we're still
waiting for your date?
318
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,587
I don't understand it.
My mother told her
319
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,289
that punctuality is
my biggest turn‐on.
320
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,925
Then she's definitely
on her way.
321
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,493
I'll keep texting.
322
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,495
Bob, not to be ticky‐tacky,
but I've noticed that
323
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,796
you're slightly over capacity,
324
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,698
light levels are below
OSHA standards,
325
00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,901
and you have candles without
an open‐flame permit.
326
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,205
Uh, yeah, but those are kind of
small things that are fine.
327
00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,407
- There's a boy in a diaper.
- True.
328
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,753
At least I'm wearing the diaper.
329
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,710
On some Cupids
the diaper wears them.
330
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,412
I'd hate to have to call
my good friends
331
00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,315
at the fire department,
but if I have nothing else
332
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,916
to do on Valentine's Day...
333
00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,786
Easy, Hugo, you're date's
gonna be here any second.
334
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,054
Yeah, traffic.
335
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,889
Please, please come,
Hugo's date.
336
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,525
- I mean, you'll regret it,
but please come. - What was that, Bob?
337
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,293
- Nothing.
- I hate you.
338
00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,229
So I finally got
my head unstuck,
339
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,863
and that was
my worst Valentine's Day.
340
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,265
Anyway, someone else?
341
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,267
Or not. You know,
how about some music?
342
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,002
I'm just gonna pick
a playlist at random.
343
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,771
Not that one, not that one.
Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams."
344
00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,907
- Don't even know what that is.
- (music playing)
345
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,810
Huh, well, sure feels good
not to be looking
346
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,911
for some lips to land on
347
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,346
just 'cause of what day it is.
348
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,181
- Is it really bright in here?
- Not really.
349
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,949
Yeah, I'm gonna lower
the lights.
350
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,684
Okay, hey, Tammy, a word?
351
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,953
I hope I'm wrong,
but I think some romance is
352
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,398
- creeping into this party.
- I don't know what you're talking about, Tina.
353
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,591
Just remember our oath and watch
each other's backs.
354
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,527
Anti‐Val pals. Wow, that's a lot
of lip balm you're putting on.
355
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,829
Oh, is it?
356
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,999
Still no reply.
And that was my last text
357
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,367
under my limited texting plan.
358
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,202
She's really not gonna show up,
is she?
359
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,770
I mean, he did send
a selfie of him
360
00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,904
pointing at his watch.
361
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,573
Ah, she's not coming.
362
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,576
I'm alone on Valentine's Day
surrounded by happy couples.
363
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,444
Most of 'em aren't that happy.
364
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,812
And they're not all couples.
365
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,714
Some of us are single
and sensational.
366
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,816
I think the only possible way
I'm gonna feel better
367
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,219
is to have the fire department
shut you down.
368
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,321
- Come on, Hugo.
- Wait, let me rethink this.
369
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,390
- Yeah?
- Nope, still makes me feel better.
370
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,059
- What do we do?
- Gene, how quick can you get in a dress?
371
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,295
You know my record is
3.5 seconds.
372
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,529
We got to stall him somehow.
373
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,097
Does anyone know the number
374
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,832
for the head
of fire code enforcement?
375
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,301
Oh, that's right, I do.
376
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,403
Uh, Hugo, your date's here.
She's been here.
377
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,705
She's in the employee bathroom.
378
00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,308
Yeah. She saw you
on your way in.
379
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,144
She thinks you're handsome,
but she's so nervous
380
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,479
that she's had
a bathroom emergency.
381
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,848
And she's gorgeous.
She has, like, a hundred teeth.
382
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,785
And we didn't tell you this
before because...
383
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,254
Because she didn't want us to.
She's embarrassed.
384
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,456
But why are you being
so loyal to her?
385
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,691
We're your best friends.
386
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,593
- Yep, best friends.
- So, in a way,
387
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,263
your date's going really well.
388
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,964
Great, I'll call Mother
and update her.
389
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,834
The old "your date's
in the stall" stall. Love it.
390
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,506
So, my date's
in the employee bathroom.
391
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,573
I knew there was a simple,
really good explanation.
392
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,143
I don't know about really good.
393
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,245
Bup‐bup‐bup.
Yeah, just an upset stomach.
394
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,980
Happens all the time
on Valentine's.
395
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,515
They call it Cupid's revenge.
396
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,351
- That's offensive.
- Poor thing.
397
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,295
(whispering):
I can't believe Hugo's buying this.
398
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,221
I can, he's like
everyone else in here.
399
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,390
He's desperate
for a perfect Valentine's.
400
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,991
It's flattering in a way.
401
00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,693
I gave a girl diarrhea.
402
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,794
You charmer.
403
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,329
Got to stay cool.
404
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,174
I'm steering clear of romance
this Valentine's.
405
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,775
Oh, probably should have
taken off my glasses
406
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,867
before splashing myself.
407
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,136
TAMMY:
Mmm...
408
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,305
Tammy, no!
Take a breath. Take a step back.
409
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,674
Whew, that was a close one.
Anti‐Val pals.
410
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,776
(chuckles)
Hearts are farts?
411
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,579
Hearts aren't farts, Tina.
Hearts were never farts.
412
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,415
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying trying not to be romantic
413
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,118
is really romantic.
This is the party now.
414
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,953
You mean anti‐Anti‐Valentine's?
415
00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,522
Now, we're gonna go in the
closet for six minutes and kiss.
416
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,157
Jocelyn, are you hearing this?
417
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,892
- Jocelyn!
- What?
418
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,695
♪ She's in the can,but she loves her man. ♪
419
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,097
- Wonderful. Wonderful.
- It really is.
420
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,799
So, by yourself tonight, sailor?
421
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,335
- Not by myself. With myself.
- Good for you.
422
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,638
- So glad I'm not that sad,
lonely person. - (entry bells jingle)
423
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,608
So this is Urge, huh?
More like Purge.
424
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,475
Ha. Rhymes.
425
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,043
Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy.
426
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,188
Yeah, I really don't have time
to be insulted right now
427
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,782
because of all the customers
we have.
428
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,418
Yeah, you got 'em
packed in like sardines.
429
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,286
They look a little drunk
and bloated.
430
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,687
You know what, not bad.
431
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,389
Guess I rubbed off
on you a little bit.
432
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,057
- I'm proud of you, Bob.
- What?
433
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,284
Happy Valentine's Day, pal.
(choking up): Really proud.
434
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,095
He's proud of you.
What's that feel like?
435
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,764
- I don't want you to be
proud of me, Jimmy. - Too late.
436
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,699
- I don't accept it.
- You love it.
437
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,769
♪ ♪
438
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,575
Where is everybody?
439
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,410
I don't know.
Are they all in the closet?
440
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,045
Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day!
441
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,222
Look at me,
whatever your name is.
442
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,148
Austin. I know Tammy from camp.
443
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,017
I'm Tina.
Austin, we have a problem.
444
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,453
But listen, just because we're
the only ones not kissing
445
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,720
doesn't mean we're gonna kiss,
446
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,456
even though it's really
in the air.
447
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,500
- So what do we do?
- Drown out this music somehow.
448
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,293
Uh, I know, we'll sing
449
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,070
the‐the most unromantic song
we can think of.
450
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,939
- Do you know any songs
about barf? - I mean, no.
451
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,899
I'll just make one up.
♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪
452
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,734
♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪
453
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,803
- ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪
- ♪ It's in my hair ♪
454
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,975
BOTH:
♪ And everywhere,and I don't care. ♪
455
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,210
Aah! Run, Austin, run!
456
00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,178
We got to get out of here.
Aah!
457
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,648
- How many closets
does this place have? - I know. So much storage.
458
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,451
Okay, we seated four new tables.
459
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,553
- Whew, I'm kind of beat.
- Me, too.
460
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,555
Teddy, you, uh, you saw
your check there, right?
461
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,757
Oh, right, let me, uh... Aah!
462
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,593
Yeah, it's a little
higher tonight.
463
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,761
It's fine. What else am I gonna
blow my money on?
464
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,164
Rent? Heart medicine?
(chuckles)
465
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,899
So, as long as we can
keep stalling Hugo,
466
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,367
I guess we keep going.
467
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,778
And it's fine that we're lying
and he's gonna
468
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,604
- find out at some point, right?
- Sure.
469
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,806
And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto
is proud of me.
470
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,742
And, hey, if there's no wine
left for our valentines,
471
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,511
or if we don't get to 'em
at all,
472
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,145
there's always next year, right?
473
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,448
- The important thing is,
we were gonna do 'em. - Right.
474
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,583
Right. Because this was
worth it.
475
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,018
So worth it.
476
00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,820
Hell yeah, it was worth it.
477
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,631
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's
with all the standing up stuff?
478
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,657
It's been a while.
I just want to make sure
479
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,558
Cheryl's doing okay.
480
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,126
No, no, no, no, girls hate it
481
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,504
when you make sure
they're doing okay.
482
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,329
- He's on the move.
- Hugo, wait, wait.
483
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,140
- No, no, no, no. Hugo.
- Trip him. Stab him.
484
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,534
Cheryl, it's Hugo.
Are you all right?
485
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,369
She's shy.
Give her some room.
486
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,938
You're right, you're right.
Clingy me. I'll go back.
487
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,016
Someone's in the other bathroom
and I can't make it upstairs
488
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,209
so I need to get in there now.
489
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,555
- But my date is in there.
- And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you...
490
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,614
- Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
- Wha...
491
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,217
Oh, my God, she flushed herself
down the toilet!
492
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,665
I say we wait till Gene leaves,
then check all the nooks
493
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,033
and crannies in there.
Who's with me?
494
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,725
She was never here, was she?
495
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,762
- She was... in our hearts?
- Yeah, she was.
496
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,464
- Bob, Linda...
- You're actually okay
497
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,800
and you're just gonna go home
and take a nice bath?
498
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,402
Shut it down.
499
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,937
- No!
- That's another way to go.
500
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,939
I'm so sorry. The astronauts
were in the capsule,
501
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,708
and there was no way
to stop the countdown.
502
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,143
(both panting)
503
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,711
- I think we should stop now.
- Phew.
504
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,947
- It's over, Austin from camp.
- We made it out.
505
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,249
Without making out.
Should we hug? Probably not.
506
00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,960
Right? Right. But, hey,
let's remember the time
507
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,219
we kicked Valentine's Day
in its heart‐shaped butt.
508
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,788
Okay. See you.
509
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,023
- (phone chimes)
- Oh, a text on the emergency phone.
510
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,359
"Hi, Tina.
Happy Valentine's Day."
511
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,794
JIMMY JR.:
Heart emoji.
512
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,295
- Aw.
- (phone chimes)
513
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,830
Uh, hope you have
the emergency phone
514
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,999
instead of your dad,
like that one time.
515
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,634
Damn, I love Valentine's Day.
516
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,970
Did you just say
you love Valentine's Day?
517
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,671
Nope. See you.
Texting back.
518
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,307
Heart emoji, kiss emoji,
wink emoji.
519
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,775
Whoops, not vomit emoji.
520
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,310
Uh, announcement.
521
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,547
Urge is closing a little early
tonight, like now.
522
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015
- What?
- (disgruntled gasps)
523
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,550
Sorry, people who just got here.
524
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,552
Excuse me, I need
to blow out that candle.
525
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,187
(blows) Excuse me.
(blows) Excuse me.
526
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,622
What's going on?
527
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,624
We came so close to success,
I smelled it.
528
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,792
It smelled weird.
Good weird.
529
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,029
To be honest, we were
kind of winging it tonight.
530
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,430
We're really a burger place.
531
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,366
It‐It's not fancy,
but it's fine.
532
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,668
- My son is usually dressed.
- Am I, though?
533
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,403
You know, it's a pretty
good deal, too.
534
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,938
This version's kind of
a rip‐off.
535
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,507
Not a rip‐off. I mean, we did
charge a lot more,
536
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,209
but we‐we threw in
candles and stuff.
537
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,878
Yeah, but listen, people,
maybe all that junk
538
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,680
just adds to the pressure
that everything's
539
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,715
got to be perfect
on this one night.
540
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,351
Valentine's can just be
with the one you love,
541
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,953
and it doesn't matter where.
542
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,697
This is probably more than
we need to hear right now.
543
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,057
It's true. Our Valentine's
was just gonna be
544
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,760
us writing down the ten things
we love about each other.
545
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,296
Like I love that Linda
sacrificed her night for this.
546
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,765
Not as much for the money,
547
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,734
but so you guys would have
somewhere to go.
548
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,370
I mean, money's good, and I love
that Bob's a dreamer
549
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,539
who just wanted a fancy
restaurant for one night.
550
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,609
- And I love...
- Oh, my God, are you really doing ten of these?
551
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,743
No, ten's crazy.
552
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,779
I don't know what
we were thinking.
553
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,823
- Maybe a couple more?
- I love that Linda says "vroom vroom"
554
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,416
when she turns on
the coffee maker.
555
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,950
Oh, I had that one on my list.
556
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,620
I love that Bob's mustache
flutters when he sneezes.
557
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,527
I guess Mom and Dad are
doing their valentines.
558
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,390
Out loud and in front
of strangers.
559
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,160
Those romantic sons of bitches.
Play something nice.
560
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,728
- Baby‐making music?
- You know it.
561
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,263
WOMAN:
Hugo?
562
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,565
You look exactly like
your mother described you.
563
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,534
Cheryl? You're here.
What happened?
564
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,403
- Sorry I'm so late.
I went to the wrong Urge. - Really?
565
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,072
Yeah. There's one in
Bog Harbor.
566
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,874
It's more of a sex toy shop
with a theater in the back.
567
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,576
Oh. Did you see all my texts?
568
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,012
Well, you turn off your phone
when you're in the theater.
569
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,680
I'm kidding.
My battery died.
570
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,614
You're delightful.
571
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,616
Bob, re‐Urge the place, pronto.
572
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,552
Yeah, we're back in business,
baby.
573
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,588
Honestly, I kind of just want
to be our old restaurant again.
574
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757
Tell you what,
h‐how about a burger?
575
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,991
I'd love a burger.
576
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,335
They're delicious.
And afterwards,
577
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,679
you still got
a little money left.
578
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,262
You can buy heart medicine
and not die.
579
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,098
I'd have a burger.
Do you want a burger?
580
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,599
I could go for a burger, yeah.
581
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,001
Valentine's burgers, all right.
Anyone else?
582
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,904
- Bob, can you leave a candle
on one table? - Sure.
583
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,940
We're doing this again
next year, right?
584
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,575
- Eh...
- Eh... we'll see.
585
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,076
Or you know what's coming up?
586
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,911
Presidents' Day.
Some paper flags.
587
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,580
This guy as a little Lincoln.
588
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,215
Same outfit,
just add hat and beard.
589
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,584
- I'd eat there.
- Oh, I got to grind some meat.
590
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,918
(as steak):
"What's happening?"
591
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,220
We're doing burgers, Chuck.
592
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,755
"Wait, what?"
Oh, sorry, I...
593
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,957
(chuckles)
"Just kidding, I'm into it.
594
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,692
Grind me, Bob. Do it!"
595
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,929
♪ It's okay, we're justchildren watching you ♪
596
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,667
♪ It's okay, we're just childrenwatching you ♪
597
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,871
♪ Just pretendthat we're not here ♪
598
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,907
♪ As you gropeeach other's rears ♪
599
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,977
♪ Just pretendyou're not with us ♪
600
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,413
♪ Do your hanky‐pankybusiness ♪
601
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,516
- ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
602
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,819
- ♪ We're just childrenwatching you ♪ - ♪ La, la, la ♪
603
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,687
- ♪ It's okay ♪
- ♪ It's okay ♪
604
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:32,691
♪ We're just childrenwatching you. ♪
605
00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:37,291
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