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We're writing out the ten things 11 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,644 we love most about each other. 12 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,879 And then we're gonna share 'em over a bottle of wine. 13 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,314 It's like love homework. 14 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,815 Oh, that's kind of nice. 15 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,451 And hard? I mean, ten turns out to be a lot. 16 00:00:51,518 --> 00:00:53,287 That's what God said about the commandments. 17 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,088 Well, we tried to finish them last night, 18 00:00:55,155 --> 00:00:57,591 but we were making dinner and then we were cleaning up dinner 19 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,192 and then we were feeling too gassy, 20 00:00:59,259 --> 00:01:00,861 then we fell asleep in front of the TV 21 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:03,163 and I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth. 22 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,732 And I didn't wake up until you screamed. 23 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,935 After all these years, you two still sizzle. 24 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:10,971 So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out. 25 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:12,806 Lovingly. How about you, Tina? 26 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:15,375 You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy? 27 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,811 It's an Anti‐Valentine's Day thingy, actually. 28 00:01:17,878 --> 00:01:19,913 - Okay. - It's a party for kids who are tired 29 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:22,449 of living up to society's expectation of romance 30 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,051 just because it's February 14th. 31 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,053 So things with Jimmy Jr. are...? 32 00:01:26,119 --> 00:01:28,039 I don't know. He's at an overnight wrestling meet 33 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,966 this weekend, and before he left I said, "So, any ideas 34 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,892 about how to handle V‐Day while you're gone?" 35 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,393 And he was like, "What's V‐Day?" 36 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,470 And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation 37 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:35,963 for Valentine's Day?" 38 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,674 But by then he had his headphones on and was singing 39 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,298 a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud. 40 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,101 - Guy's a catch. - So when I heard about 41 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,736 Tammy's party, I was very interested. 42 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,439 Hearts are farts, people, and Cupid is stupid. 43 00:01:45,505 --> 00:01:48,942 Cupid's just a baby who likes to watch people kiss. 44 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,277 And I'm not saying any of this 45 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,645 because I don't have a boyfriend. 46 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,447 You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy. 47 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:55,182 Shut it. So I'm inviting a group 48 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,517 of single girls and guys who want to get away 49 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,386 from all the rom‐dram for one night. 50 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,388 Sign me up, 'cause that's me. 51 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,056 Ooh, space is actually limited. 52 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:06,059 Plus, Tina, come on, you're a total Valentine head. 53 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,794 Nope, nope, not this year I'm not. 54 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,529 Hmm, I'd valentine that. 55 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,264 Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts. 56 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,666 So Tammy invited me. 57 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,444 Or actually she invited a bunch of your burgers 58 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,869 and said I could come with. 59 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,804 Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot. 60 00:02:17,871 --> 00:02:19,006 Free advertising? 61 00:02:19,072 --> 00:02:20,607 - Thanks? - You're welcome. 62 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,010 Bob, Bob, what about how well Linda sings 63 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:25,879 that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers? 64 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:27,147 She nails it every time. 65 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,782 I really can do this myself, Teddy. 66 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,385 Well, you need ten and I got a list you can use. 67 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,753 - You have a list? - Forget it. 68 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,621 Linda, what about Bob's knuckle hair? 69 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,823 Like, sometimes it catches the light just so? 70 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,191 And it makes you feel safe? 71 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:39,693 (whispers): I already got that one. 72 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,361 Ugh, Jimmy's really going overboard 73 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,697 with his Valentine's shtick again this year. 74 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,366 LINDA: "Tie‐the‐Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers, 75 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:48,335 $20." What a friggin' rip‐off. 76 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:51,938 - I'm not not knots interested. - Way to keep an open mind, Gene. 77 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,674 Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy. 78 00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:56,710 Hey, Bob, I saw you guys gawking at my place. 79 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,488 If you were hoping to get a table for tonight, 80 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,846 you can forget it. 81 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,648 - I'm booked solid. - We don't care, Jimmy. 82 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,184 I still got dopes calling and begging for reservations. 83 00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:06,787 I just hold the phone down to my butt and fart on 'em, so... 84 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,256 Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling. 85 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,624 Should I just keep farting? 86 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,492 Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded. 87 00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,237 The last two were silent. I had to tell 'em what I did. 88 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:16,029 I'd send the overflow to you, Bob, 89 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,932 but I know how scared you are of actually having customers. 90 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,402 - Zoom. - Ha. You're standing in your own way. 91 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:23,770 - Trev, don't... - What? He is. 92 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:26,440 Eh, let's go back. I feel a fart coming on. 93 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,041 I don't want to waste it in here. 94 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,343 It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy! 95 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,545 - Good one, Dad. - (groans) 96 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,879 So why aren't we open late 97 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,014 for Valentine's dinner? 98 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,348 Well, we're not really a datey, 99 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,883 romantic restaurant. 100 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,661 We're just a "shove a burger in your face" place. 101 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,587 And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack. 102 00:03:40,654 --> 00:03:42,322 Yeah, but tonight the streets are crawling 103 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:43,957 with romantic suckers who haven't gotten 104 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:47,194 their crap together enough to book a reservation someplace. 105 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:48,595 Yeah, so? 106 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,139 So they'd probably go anywhere tonight, 107 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,498 even here. 108 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:53,700 This is insulting but kind of inspiring? 109 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,702 I do hate to think of all those poor lovers 110 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,637 with nowhere to go, sitting at home, 111 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,372 crying into their microwave dinners. 112 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,409 I mean, to do it right we'd have to dress things up. 113 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:03,910 Tablecloths, candles. 114 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,746 You could borrow the Valentine's decorations 115 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:07,280 I got up in my apartment. 116 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,249 You decorate your apartment for Valentine's Day? 117 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,418 Some of the rooms. It's not weird that I do that. 118 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,787 No, it's not weird. It's just sad. 119 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,423 I wonder how many people we could pack into this dump. 120 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,101 Teddy, do you think you could pull the booths away 121 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,069 from the wall so we could squeeze two couples in each? 122 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,362 Sure. I bet whoever put 'em in didn't even attach 'em 123 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,273 'cause they didn't know you guys that well back then. 124 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,975 Plus he might have been going through a divorce 125 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,536 and so he cut some corners on some jobs sometimes. Uh... 126 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,283 Maybe we go a little fancier with the menu, 127 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:32,439 like a prix fixe? 128 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:33,807 I‐I haven't ground the meat yet. 129 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,876 Instead of burgers I could do chuck steaks. 130 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:38,145 We had a substitute teacher named Chuck Steaks once. 131 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,081 ‐Ooh, and wine. ‐Right, wine. Uh, do we have enough? 132 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,183 Yeah, we got a few bottles upstairs. 133 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,417 Plus the backup bottles. 134 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,052 Plus the emergency backup bottles. 135 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,197 - Plus the secret emergency... - Sounds like we're good. 136 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:50,357 The real gold is in tableside services, 137 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,592 which could be provided by Gene and myself. 138 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,762 Roses, candy, serenades for tips, et cetera. 139 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:59,032 Hmm. Don't know about that, plus who would bus tables? 140 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,700 You know I love getting my bus on, Dad, 141 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,512 - but I'm going to Tammy's party. - We'd cover it, 142 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:03,970 and you'd be making so much money, 143 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,982 you wouldn't even notice how bad we are at bussing. 144 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,974 - That's the spirit. - Are we doing this, people? 145 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:10,610 Are we making some dumb desperate love money tonight? 146 00:05:10,677 --> 00:05:12,312 - Yeah, let's do it. - Yay. 147 00:05:12,379 --> 00:05:14,381 Now, I don't think the name Bob's Burgers 148 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:15,982 works with the new concept. 149 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,084 Maybe for the night we're Bob. 150 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,154 - GENE: Or Bugers. - LINDA: Or Urge. 151 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,622 Urge. It's kind of edgy. 152 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,791 Yay, Urge. Everybody's got 'em. 153 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,360 My therapist says some are good and some are perfectly normal, 154 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:30,363 - but I should stop bringing them up. - Okay, everybody, get to work. 155 00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,133 And Gene and I will get the word about Urge out. 156 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,601 The wordge. 157 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,469 - ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪ 158 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,471 - ♪ Is the wordge ♪ - ♪ Wordge ♪ 159 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,775 - ♪ Urge ♪ - ♪ Urge ♪ 160 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,376 - ♪ Is the wordge ♪ - ♪ Oh ♪ 161 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,152 ♪ They're makin' it swanky ♪ 162 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:55,055 ♪ It's money in the bank‐y ♪ 163 00:05:55,121 --> 00:06:00,660 ♪ Urge is the wordge. ♪ 164 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:03,864 Wow. It looks amazing. 165 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:06,399 TEDDY: I'd fall in love with a wig on a basketball in here. 166 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,602 Gene, I kind of wish you weren't dressed like that. 167 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,638 - It's a mood maker. - Yeah, he's Cupid. Aw. 168 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:14,107 And your T‐shirt makes a great diaper, Dad. 169 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,776 Hmm. Uh, Teddy, thanks for all your help. 170 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:18,712 And, uh, see you tomorrow? 171 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,947 - Whoa. Why? - Well, tonight we're... 172 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:24,050 - kind of just for couples. - I mean... seven, eight, nine. 173 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,087 There's an odd number of stools, so I can be the one single. 174 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,022 Plus I can spend some time with someone 175 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,191 I'd like to get to know better. Me. 176 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,827 You've been under your own nose the whole time. 177 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,295 Oh, crap. Lin, our valentines. 178 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,564 It's okay, we'll do 'em later tonight, right? 179 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:39,633 - When we're rich and gorgeous. - Okay, pep talk. 180 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,835 Mom, Dad, bring it in. I love you, but... (sighs) 181 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:44,537 - don't mess this up. - Okay. That was fair. 182 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:48,141 All right, now people just have to come. 183 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,310 Mm. 184 00:06:51,544 --> 00:06:52,746 Hmm. 185 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,315 - Okay, let's close. - We gave it a shot. 186 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:56,383 MAN AND WOMAN: Oh, cute. 187 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,918 Hello, hi, come on in. 188 00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,754 Oh, my God, we're a fancy, successful restaurant. 189 00:07:04,791 --> 00:07:06,626 Hey there, chuck steak. "Hiya, Bob." 190 00:07:06,693 --> 00:07:08,662 Whoa, cool deep voice, chuck steak. 191 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,664 "So, you gonna grind me up or what?" 192 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:13,667 No, because you're gonna be a steak on a prix fixe menu. 193 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,435 "Prix fixe?" I thought you'd be excited. 194 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,137 Uh, can I call you Chuck? 195 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,238 "Maybe." 196 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:19,639 So, welcome to Urge. 197 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,241 Don't mind the couple on the other side 198 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,509 of the privacy partition. 199 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,110 You're way hotter than them. 200 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,688 And, no, I did not say that to them, too. 201 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,623 - (whispers): You're hotter. - Happy to be anywhere. 202 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,916 (laughs) Someone forgot to make a reservation. 203 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,418 Oh, like it's my job? 204 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:32,561 Am I a professional restaurant reservationist? 205 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,521 No, I'm a professional doctor. 206 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,157 Don't "I'm a doctor" me. I'm a doctor, too. 207 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,725 Okay, so we're both doctors. God. 208 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,861 So, What about a drink? A couple of large wines? 209 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,763 - Sure. - And for you? 210 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,765 Folded paper rose for the lady, sir? 211 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:47,133 Uh, yeah, I‐I'll take one. 212 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,668 Oh, you're only one rose in love? 213 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,171 - No, we're probably at a two? - Two? 214 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,872 - I‐I mean four. - I could tell. 215 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,776 ♪ I'm serenading you with my voice ♪ 216 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,678 ♪ I just spat a little, I'm sorry. ♪ 217 00:07:58,745 --> 00:08:01,548 Oh, my God, I love that song. It's so tip‐worthy. 218 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:04,184 - In the diaper, please. - Gene, no. 219 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,618 This is Urge? 220 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:09,389 - Oh, Hugo. Uh, Bob, Hugo's here. - Ugh, why? 221 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:12,926 I thought the address looked familiar, in a bad way. 222 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,327 Lot of changes, Bob. 223 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,196 - Um, not that many. - Hello. 224 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:18,765 Hello. Bob, I see the look of fear and respect 225 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,166 in your eyes, but relax. 226 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,502 I'm here as a sexy Valentine's diner, 227 00:08:22,569 --> 00:08:24,404 not a sexy health inspector. 228 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,406 So you have a date? Somehow? 229 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,241 Cheryl is meeting me here. 230 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,743 Bob, Linda, I'm in love. 231 00:08:29,809 --> 00:08:31,511 With my mother's description of her. 232 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,381 Aw, that's nice. Uh, why don't you sit over there? 233 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,216 - Mm‐hmm. - Okay, this isn't great. 234 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,385 We've got extra tables and I'm pretty sure 235 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,753 we're violating a bunch of codes. 236 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,419 No, he says he just wants to have dinner. 237 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:43,056 He's in love with some poor lady. 238 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:45,825 All right, just bring him wine with a lot of wine in it. 239 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,093 So, a first date? 240 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,795 Sounds like a paper rose situation to me. 241 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,531 I'm gonna keep handing you roses, you just say when. 242 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:54,067 - Uh... - First date on Valentine's, huh? 243 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,568 It's kind of what I'm doing. 244 00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,315 And it's going pretty well, if I do say so. 245 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,039 Okay, 15 roses, that'll be $15. 246 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:00,840 What? No, one rose is plenty. 247 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:03,343 And 15 songs? Here we go. 248 00:09:03,410 --> 00:09:04,778 TAMMY: Guys, 249 00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,579 welcome to my Anti‐Valentine's Day party. 250 00:09:06,646 --> 00:09:09,282 Check it out: black balloons, black tortilla chips, 251 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,151 and black eye shadow on moi. 252 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,986 - And your roots are black. - Jocelyn. 253 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,621 Let's do this. And everybody that went 254 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,165 to an overnight wrestling meet without nailing down 255 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,891 Valentine's Day plans can eat it. 256 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:19,359 - (chuckles) Right? - What? 257 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,894 - Exactly. - Now we do our oath. 258 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,396 - Ooh, an oath. Hell yeah. - Everyone, hands in. 259 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,065 Whoa, lot of palms and fingers. 260 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:27,176 No one try to hold my hand in there, you hear? (chuckles) 261 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,935 Hearts are farts and Cupid is stupid. 262 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,839 Tonight we take our chance on no romance. I so vow. 263 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,140 ALL: I so vow. 264 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:35,742 Did we just marry Satan? 265 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,820 Now we're gonna do whatever an evenly numbered group 266 00:09:37,844 --> 00:09:39,646 of attractive teens feels like doing. 267 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:41,448 Just good clean Anti‐Valentine's fun. 268 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,183 With Tammy's parents in the next room 269 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,994 - to help keep a lid on things. - TAMMY'S DAD: Bye, Tammy‐love. 270 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,896 Your mother and I are off to see different movies 271 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,055 - at the same theater. - Bye. Leave already. 272 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,257 Okay, there go the chaperones. 273 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:54,360 Not that we're gonna need 'em. Cool, cool, cool. 274 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,995 ♪ It's okay ♪ 275 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,730 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 276 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,933 If you like it, may I suggest a gratuity, 277 00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,902 and if you don't like it, I can make him stop. 278 00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,037 For a gratuity. 279 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,738 Oh, my God, we're so full. 280 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,907 Hi, I'm Bob, I'm the chef. H‐How is everything? 281 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,877 'Cause if it's not right, I'll make it right. 282 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,779 - We're good. - Yeah, you are. 283 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,247 Are you flirting with us? 284 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,683 No, just feeling happy and‐and really confident. 285 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,952 And maybe better‐looking than I was earlier today? 286 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:21,421 - Oh, you're on cocaine. - Is that what cocaine does? 287 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,956 Are there any downsides? 288 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,024 So, how's our Valentine's? 289 00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:27,794 - Good. Good. - Most romantic night of the year. 290 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,941 - But no pressure. (laughs) - I'm having a good time. 291 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:33,299 - We both are. - (chuckles): Okay. Enjoy. 292 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,368 I don't know what's going on with these people. 293 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,769 They're so uptight. 294 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,614 It's like they got Cupid arrows up their butts. 295 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,541 Well, my diaper is full... of Washingtons. 296 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,743 And we have five couples on the wait list. 297 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,287 - We have a wait list? - I don't know. 298 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,755 What's it called when a bunch of idiots 299 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,224 give their names and stand outside in the cold? 300 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,883 BOB: (gasps) We have a wait list. 301 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,551 We could do a second seating. 302 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,062 I'll need to be changed at some point, 303 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,420 but otherwise I'm in. 304 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,165 Okay, I've got plenty of steaks. What about wine? 305 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,000 We're kind of burning through it, but I guess we're okay? 306 00:10:58,024 --> 00:10:59,993 - Then we're going later, right? - Yeah, I mean... 307 00:11:00,059 --> 00:11:02,061 we were gonna do our valentines later. 308 00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,763 - With wine, if there's any left. - Crap. 309 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,000 I keep forgetting about that. In a romantic way? 310 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,002 And think of the lovers out there, Mom. 311 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,570 Their poor money getting all cold. 312 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:13,106 It's fine. We'll get to our valentines eventually. 313 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,774 - This is worth it, right? - Right. 314 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,243 - And our valentines are gonna be so good. - So good. 315 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,312 Guys, Hugo's still sitting by himself, 316 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,649 - but unlike me, he's not carrying it off super well. - Hmm. 317 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,285 So, Hugo, we're still waiting for your date? 318 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,587 I don't understand it. My mother told her 319 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:29,289 that punctuality is my biggest turn‐on. 320 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,925 Then she's definitely on her way. 321 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,493 I'll keep texting. 322 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,495 Bob, not to be ticky‐tacky, but I've noticed that 323 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:36,796 you're slightly over capacity, 324 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,698 light levels are below OSHA standards, 325 00:11:38,765 --> 00:11:41,901 and you have candles without an open‐flame permit. 326 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,205 Uh, yeah, but those are kind of small things that are fine. 327 00:11:45,271 --> 00:11:47,407 - There's a boy in a diaper. - True. 328 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:48,753 At least I'm wearing the diaper. 329 00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:50,710 On some Cupids the diaper wears them. 330 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:52,412 I'd hate to have to call my good friends 331 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,315 at the fire department, but if I have nothing else 332 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,916 to do on Valentine's Day... 333 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,786 Easy, Hugo, you're date's gonna be here any second. 334 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,054 Yeah, traffic. 335 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,889 Please, please come, Hugo's date. 336 00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,525 - I mean, you'll regret it, but please come. - What was that, Bob? 337 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,293 - Nothing. - I hate you. 338 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,229 So I finally got my head unstuck, 339 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,863 and that was my worst Valentine's Day. 340 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,265 Anyway, someone else? 341 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:14,267 Or not. You know, how about some music? 342 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,002 I'm just gonna pick a playlist at random. 343 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,771 Not that one, not that one. Ooh, "Ultimate Snog Jams." 344 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,907 - Don't even know what that is. - (music playing) 345 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,810 Huh, well, sure feels good not to be looking 346 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,911 for some lips to land on 347 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,346 just 'cause of what day it is. 348 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,181 - Is it really bright in here? - Not really. 349 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,949 Yeah, I'm gonna lower the lights. 350 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,684 Okay, hey, Tammy, a word? 351 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,953 I hope I'm wrong, but I think some romance is 352 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,398 - creeping into this party. - I don't know what you're talking about, Tina. 353 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,591 Just remember our oath and watch each other's backs. 354 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,527 Anti‐Val pals. Wow, that's a lot of lip balm you're putting on. 355 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,829 Oh, is it? 356 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,999 Still no reply. And that was my last text 357 00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,367 under my limited texting plan. 358 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,202 She's really not gonna show up, is she? 359 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,770 I mean, he did send a selfie of him 360 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:51,904 pointing at his watch. 361 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,573 Ah, she's not coming. 362 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,576 I'm alone on Valentine's Day surrounded by happy couples. 363 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,444 Most of 'em aren't that happy. 364 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,812 And they're not all couples. 365 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,714 Some of us are single and sensational. 366 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,816 I think the only possible way I'm gonna feel better 367 00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,219 is to have the fire department shut you down. 368 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,321 - Come on, Hugo. - Wait, let me rethink this. 369 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,390 - Yeah? - Nope, still makes me feel better. 370 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,059 - What do we do? - Gene, how quick can you get in a dress? 371 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,295 You know my record is 3.5 seconds. 372 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,529 We got to stall him somehow. 373 00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,097 Does anyone know the number 374 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,832 for the head of fire code enforcement? 375 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,301 Oh, that's right, I do. 376 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,403 Uh, Hugo, your date's here. She's been here. 377 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:25,705 She's in the employee bathroom. 378 00:13:25,772 --> 00:13:28,308 Yeah. She saw you on your way in. 379 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:31,144 She thinks you're handsome, but she's so nervous 380 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,479 that she's had a bathroom emergency. 381 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,848 And she's gorgeous. She has, like, a hundred teeth. 382 00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:38,785 And we didn't tell you this before because... 383 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,254 Because she didn't want us to. She's embarrassed. 384 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,456 But why are you being so loyal to her? 385 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,691 We're your best friends. 386 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,593 - Yep, best friends. - So, in a way, 387 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,263 your date's going really well. 388 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,964 Great, I'll call Mother and update her. 389 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,834 The old "your date's in the stall" stall. Love it. 390 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,506 So, my date's in the employee bathroom. 391 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,573 I knew there was a simple, really good explanation. 392 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,143 I don't know about really good. 393 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,245 Bup‐bup‐bup. Yeah, just an upset stomach. 394 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,980 Happens all the time on Valentine's. 395 00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,515 They call it Cupid's revenge. 396 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,351 - That's offensive. - Poor thing. 397 00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,295 (whispering): I can't believe Hugo's buying this. 398 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,221 I can, he's like everyone else in here. 399 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,390 He's desperate for a perfect Valentine's. 400 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,991 It's flattering in a way. 401 00:14:19,058 --> 00:14:20,693 I gave a girl diarrhea. 402 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,794 You charmer. 403 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,329 Got to stay cool. 404 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,174 I'm steering clear of romance this Valentine's. 405 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,775 Oh, probably should have taken off my glasses 406 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,867 before splashing myself. 407 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:30,136 TAMMY: Mmm... 408 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,305 Tammy, no! Take a breath. Take a step back. 409 00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,674 Whew, that was a close one. Anti‐Val pals. 410 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,776 (chuckles) Hearts are farts? 411 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,579 Hearts aren't farts, Tina. Hearts were never farts. 412 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,415 - What are you saying? - I'm saying trying not to be romantic 413 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,118 is really romantic. This is the party now. 414 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,953 You mean anti‐Anti‐Valentine's? 415 00:14:47,019 --> 00:14:49,522 Now, we're gonna go in the closet for six minutes and kiss. 416 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,157 Jocelyn, are you hearing this? 417 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,892 - Jocelyn! - What? 418 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,695 ♪ She's in the can, but she loves her man. ♪ 419 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,097 - Wonderful. Wonderful. - It really is. 420 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,799 So, by yourself tonight, sailor? 421 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,335 - Not by myself. With myself. - Good for you. 422 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,638 - So glad I'm not that sad, lonely person. - (entry bells jingle) 423 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,608 So this is Urge, huh? More like Purge. 424 00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,475 Ha. Rhymes. 425 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,043 Get lost, Jimmy, we're busy. 426 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,188 Yeah, I really don't have time to be insulted right now 427 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:15,782 because of all the customers we have. 428 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,418 Yeah, you got 'em packed in like sardines. 429 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,286 They look a little drunk and bloated. 430 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,687 You know what, not bad. 431 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,389 Guess I rubbed off on you a little bit. 432 00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,057 - I'm proud of you, Bob. - What? 433 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,284 Happy Valentine's Day, pal. (choking up): Really proud. 434 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,095 He's proud of you. What's that feel like? 435 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,764 - I don't want you to be proud of me, Jimmy. - Too late. 436 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,699 - I don't accept it. - You love it. 437 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,769 ♪ ♪ 438 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:42,575 Where is everybody? 439 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,410 I don't know. Are they all in the closet? 440 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,045 Ugh! Damn Valentine's Day! 441 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,222 Look at me, whatever your name is. 442 00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,148 Austin. I know Tammy from camp. 443 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,017 I'm Tina. Austin, we have a problem. 444 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:53,453 But listen, just because we're the only ones not kissing 445 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:54,720 doesn't mean we're gonna kiss, 446 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,456 even though it's really in the air. 447 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,500 - So what do we do? - Drown out this music somehow. 448 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,293 Uh, I know, we'll sing 449 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,070 the‐the most unromantic song we can think of. 450 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,939 - Do you know any songs about barf? - I mean, no. 451 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,899 I'll just make one up. ♪ Barf, barf, barf ♪ 452 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,734 ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ 453 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,803 - ♪ Funky, chunky barf ♪ - ♪ It's in my hair ♪ 454 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,975 BOTH: ♪ And everywhere, and I don't care. ♪ 455 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,210 Aah! Run, Austin, run! 456 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:19,178 We got to get out of here. Aah! 457 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,648 - How many closets does this place have? - I know. So much storage. 458 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,451 Okay, we seated four new tables. 459 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,553 - Whew, I'm kind of beat. - Me, too. 460 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,555 Teddy, you, uh, you saw your check there, right? 461 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,757 Oh, right, let me, uh... Aah! 462 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,593 Yeah, it's a little higher tonight. 463 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,761 It's fine. What else am I gonna blow my money on? 464 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,164 Rent? Heart medicine? (chuckles) 465 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,899 So, as long as we can keep stalling Hugo, 466 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,367 I guess we keep going. 467 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,778 And it's fine that we're lying and he's gonna 468 00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,604 - find out at some point, right? - Sure. 469 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,806 And it's fine that Jimmy Pesto is proud of me. 470 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,742 And, hey, if there's no wine left for our valentines, 471 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,511 or if we don't get to 'em at all, 472 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,145 there's always next year, right? 473 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:55,448 - The important thing is, we were gonna do 'em. - Right. 474 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,583 Right. Because this was worth it. 475 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,018 So worth it. 476 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,820 Hell yeah, it was worth it. 477 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,631 Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy, what's with all the standing up stuff? 478 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,657 It's been a while. I just want to make sure 479 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:05,558 Cheryl's doing okay. 480 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,126 No, no, no, no, girls hate it 481 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,504 when you make sure they're doing okay. 482 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,329 - He's on the move. - Hugo, wait, wait. 483 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,140 - No, no, no, no. Hugo. - Trip him. Stab him. 484 00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,534 Cheryl, it's Hugo. Are you all right? 485 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,369 She's shy. Give her some room. 486 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,938 You're right, you're right. Clingy me. I'll go back. 487 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,016 Someone's in the other bathroom and I can't make it upstairs 488 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,209 so I need to get in there now. 489 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:26,555 - But my date is in there. - And you are wearing a diaper, Gene, so why don't you... 490 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,614 - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. - Wha... 491 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:31,217 Oh, my God, she flushed herself down the toilet! 492 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,665 I say we wait till Gene leaves, then check all the nooks 493 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,033 and crannies in there. Who's with me? 494 00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,725 She was never here, was she? 495 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,762 - She was... in our hearts? - Yeah, she was. 496 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,464 - Bob, Linda... - You're actually okay 497 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:47,800 and you're just gonna go home and take a nice bath? 498 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,402 Shut it down. 499 00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,937 - No! - That's another way to go. 500 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,939 I'm so sorry. The astronauts were in the capsule, 501 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,708 and there was no way to stop the countdown. 502 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,143 (both panting) 503 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,711 - I think we should stop now. - Phew. 504 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,947 - It's over, Austin from camp. - We made it out. 505 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,249 Without making out. Should we hug? Probably not. 506 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,960 Right? Right. But, hey, let's remember the time 507 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:07,219 we kicked Valentine's Day in its heart‐shaped butt. 508 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,788 Okay. See you. 509 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,023 - (phone chimes) - Oh, a text on the emergency phone. 510 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,359 "Hi, Tina. Happy Valentine's Day." 511 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,794 JIMMY JR.: Heart emoji. 512 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,295 - Aw. - (phone chimes) 513 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,830 Uh, hope you have the emergency phone 514 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:19,999 instead of your dad, like that one time. 515 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,634 Damn, I love Valentine's Day. 516 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,970 Did you just say you love Valentine's Day? 517 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,671 Nope. See you. Texting back. 518 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,307 Heart emoji, kiss emoji, wink emoji. 519 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,775 Whoops, not vomit emoji. 520 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,310 Uh, announcement. 521 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:34,547 Urge is closing a little early tonight, like now. 522 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,015 - What? - (disgruntled gasps) 523 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,550 Sorry, people who just got here. 524 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,552 Excuse me, I need to blow out that candle. 525 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,187 (blows) Excuse me. (blows) Excuse me. 526 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,622 What's going on? 527 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,624 We came so close to success, I smelled it. 528 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,792 It smelled weird. Good weird. 529 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,029 To be honest, we were kind of winging it tonight. 530 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,430 We're really a burger place. 531 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:53,366 It‐It's not fancy, but it's fine. 532 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:55,668 - My son is usually dressed. - Am I, though? 533 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,403 You know, it's a pretty good deal, too. 534 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,938 This version's kind of a rip‐off. 535 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,507 Not a rip‐off. I mean, we did charge a lot more, 536 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,209 but we‐we threw in candles and stuff. 537 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,878 Yeah, but listen, people, maybe all that junk 538 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,680 just adds to the pressure that everything's 539 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,715 got to be perfect on this one night. 540 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,351 Valentine's can just be with the one you love, 541 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,953 and it doesn't matter where. 542 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,697 This is probably more than we need to hear right now. 543 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,057 It's true. Our Valentine's was just gonna be 544 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,760 us writing down the ten things we love about each other. 545 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,296 Like I love that Linda sacrificed her night for this. 546 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,765 Not as much for the money, 547 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,734 but so you guys would have somewhere to go. 548 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,370 I mean, money's good, and I love that Bob's a dreamer 549 00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,539 who just wanted a fancy restaurant for one night. 550 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:36,609 - And I love... - Oh, my God, are you really doing ten of these? 551 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,743 No, ten's crazy. 552 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,779 I don't know what we were thinking. 553 00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,823 - Maybe a couple more? - I love that Linda says "vroom vroom" 554 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,416 when she turns on the coffee maker. 555 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:44,950 Oh, I had that one on my list. 556 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,620 I love that Bob's mustache flutters when he sneezes. 557 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,527 I guess Mom and Dad are doing their valentines. 558 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,390 Out loud and in front of strangers. 559 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,160 Those romantic sons of bitches. Play something nice. 560 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,728 - Baby‐making music? - You know it. 561 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,263 WOMAN: Hugo? 562 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,565 You look exactly like your mother described you. 563 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,534 Cheryl? You're here. What happened? 564 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,403 - Sorry I'm so late. I went to the wrong Urge. - Really? 565 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,072 Yeah. There's one in Bog Harbor. 566 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,874 It's more of a sex toy shop with a theater in the back. 567 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,576 Oh. Did you see all my texts? 568 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,012 Well, you turn off your phone when you're in the theater. 569 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,680 I'm kidding. My battery died. 570 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,614 You're delightful. 571 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,616 Bob, re‐Urge the place, pronto. 572 00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,552 Yeah, we're back in business, baby. 573 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:22,588 Honestly, I kind of just want to be our old restaurant again. 574 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,757 Tell you what, h‐how about a burger? 575 00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,991 I'd love a burger. 576 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,335 They're delicious. And afterwards, 577 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,679 you still got a little money left. 578 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,262 You can buy heart medicine and not die. 579 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,098 I'd have a burger. Do you want a burger? 580 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,599 I could go for a burger, yeah. 581 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:36,001 Valentine's burgers, all right. Anyone else? 582 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,904 - Bob, can you leave a candle on one table? - Sure. 583 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,940 We're doing this again next year, right? 584 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,575 - Eh... - Eh... we'll see. 585 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,076 Or you know what's coming up? 586 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,911 Presidents' Day. Some paper flags. 587 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,580 This guy as a little Lincoln. 588 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,215 Same outfit, just add hat and beard. 589 00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,584 - I'd eat there. - Oh, I got to grind some meat. 590 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,918 (as steak): "What's happening?" 591 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,220 We're doing burgers, Chuck. 592 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,755 "Wait, what?" Oh, sorry, I... 593 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,957 (chuckles) "Just kidding, I'm into it. 594 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,692 Grind me, Bob. Do it!" 595 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,929 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 596 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:08,667 ♪ It's okay, we're just children watching you ♪ 597 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,871 ♪ Just pretend that we're not here ♪ 598 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,907 ♪ As you grope each other's rears ♪ 599 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,977 ♪ Just pretend you're not with us ♪ 600 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,413 ♪ Do your hanky‐panky business ♪ 601 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,516 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪ 602 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,819 - ♪ We're just children watching you ♪ - ♪ La, la, la ♪ 603 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,687 - ♪ It's okay ♪ - ♪ It's okay ♪ 604 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:32,691 ♪ We're just children watching you. ♪ 605 00:21:32,741 --> 00:21:37,291 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48190

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