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ALL RIGHT! BATTER! BATTER!
BATTER! BATTER! BATTER!
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OOH.
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ALMOST THERE.
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WHOA!
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OKAY.
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WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS,
BUDDY.
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AH.
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OKAY, THIS ONE.
YEP. THIS ONE.
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OOH!
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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HOW ABOUT, UH,
ON THIS ONE
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WE JUST REALLY FOCUS
ON THE BALL, OKAY?
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I'M TRYING, BUT THAT LADY
AND HER BICHON FRISé
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ARE WEARING
MATCHING SWEATERS.
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IT'S BEYOND ADORBS.
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DANG IT. IT IS.
[ DOG BARKS ]
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WE'VE GOT A MAJOR SITUATION
OUT THERE IN RIGHT FIELD.
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HMM?
[ GASPS ]
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IS SOMEONE HURT?
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I WISH.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY STARTED MAKING JEWELRY.
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WOW, THAT'S GOOD, DONG.
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THANK YOU.
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GUYS, CAN WE WAIT
UNTIL AFTER PRACTICE
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FOR THE ARTS AND CRAFTS?
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[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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Owen:
EXCUSE ME, I SPEAK DONG.
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HE SAID IT WILL UNRAVEL
IF HE STOPS.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY?
[ CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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Terry Sr.:
YEAH, HELLO?
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LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING
TO YOU.
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IF I REALLY WANTED
SOLAR PANELS,
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DON'T YOU THINK
I'D BE CALLING YOU?
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NO, NO.
SO, BY YOU CALLING ME,
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YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
THAT I'M TOO STUPID
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TO USE A PHONE!
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SORRY.
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NO, NOT YOU.
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YOU, I'M GONNA
TRACK YOU DOWN,
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I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR HEAD
WITH A PIPE!
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MM.
GOD BLESS.
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GUYS, HER NAME
IS KATE MIDDLETON.
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
[ DOG BARKS ]
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AWW.
AWW.AWW. AWW.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO PLUSH.
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GREAT PRACTICE.
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LET'S CALL IT.
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[ DOG BARKS ]
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AWW.
AWW.AWW. AWW.
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* I'M BACK
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Danny:
HOVERCRAFT.
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Vanessa: I GUESS WE JUST HAVE
TO MAKE IT HOVER.
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UM, YOUR HOUSE?
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SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
LIKE, 7:30?
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PERFECT.
I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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SO, WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
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NOTHING, MOM.
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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OH, COME ON, SMILEY.
SPILL IT.
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LOOK, WE GOT PAIRED UP
TO DO A SCHOOL PROJECT,
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AND SHE'S COMING OVER TONIGHT
TO WORK ON IT.
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[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD.
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THIS IS SO EXCITING.
IT'S LIKE YOUR FIRST DATE.
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MOM, KEEP IT TOGETHER.
IT'S NOT A DATE.
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UH, IT'S A ONE-ON-ONE
AT OUR HOUSE AT NIGHT
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WITH THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
OH!
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I REMEMBER WHEN SHE KISSED YOU
ON THE CHEEK FOR THE FIRST TIME.
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DO YOU REMEMBER?
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AND I CAUGHT YOU DOING
THAT CUTE LITTLE...
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KARATE DANCE.
MOM, STOP!
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WHAT IS WITH YOU LATELY?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE ON A MISSION
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TO EMBARRASS ME.
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I DARE YOU
TO NAME ONE EXAMPLE. REALLY?
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I'VE WARNED YOU.
THERE'S A SYSTEM FAILURE.
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HEY, BUD. I GOT TO GO TO WORK.
GIVE ME A KISS GOODBYE.
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MOM.
COME ON.
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WE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING AT ALL.
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EVEN IT OUT.
MOM!
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I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE
UNTIL YOU GIVE ME -- THANK YOU.
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OH, AND IF THAT NEW UNDERWEAR
STARTS TO ITCH,
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I PUT AN OLD PAIR
ON YOUR BED, OKAY?
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MOM!
[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ SCOFFS ]
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JUST PROMISE ME
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WHEN SHE COMES OVER TONIGHT
YOU WON'T ACT LIKE THIS.
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HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
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[ BEEP ]
OKAY, SAY IT AGAIN.
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IT'S THE PERFECT INTRO
FOR YOUR WEDDING VIDEO, OKAY?
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NO. NO.
YES. YOU TURN BACK. SAY IT AGAIN. HEY. NO.
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STOP IT!
LEAVE.
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'SUP?
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HEY.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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Terry Sr.: HEY.
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I'D GO WITH THE T-SHIRT.
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YOUR FIRST DATE,
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YOUR SHIRT SHOULD SAY,
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"WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW."
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IT'S NOT A DATE.
SHE IS SO ANNOYING.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
IT'S YOUR MOM.
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I KNOW
YOU'RE A LITTLE RATTLED
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BECAUSE THIS VANESSA
MEANS A LOT TO YOU, RIGHT?
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CANNON,
SHE'S, LIKE, AMAZING.
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AND SHE SMELLS LIKE
SOAPY FLOWERS.
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YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHEN I FIRST
DATED YOUR GRANDMA,
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SHE WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
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SHE HAD THE BEST LEGS
IN THE BRONX --
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BEST LEGS
EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI.
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AND, UM,
ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE,
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WE WENT TO A, UH --
A DRIVE-IN
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AND WE WATCHED
"THREE COINS IN THE FOUNTAIN."
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AND THEN WE WENT BACK
TO MY APARTMENT, AND WE MADE IT.
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MADE WHAT?
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A CAKE.
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LISTEN,
DON'T SWEAT IT TONIGHT
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BECAUSE I'LL MAKE SURE THAT MOM
LEAVES YOU TWO ALONE.
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YOU GOT MY WORD ON THAT.
THANK YOU.
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GUN SHOW.
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WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW.
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WHY WOULD WE EVEN
NEED TO KNOW
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HOW TO BUILD
A HOVERCRAFT ANYWAY?
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MAYBE IF YOU WORK FOR NASA
OR SOMETHING?
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NO WAY.
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I MEAN,
EVEN THEY'D BE LIKE,
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"ONE MARS ROVER,
COMING RIGHT UP.
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BUT THAT BALLOON HOVERCRAFT
THING? WE'RE STUMPED."
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STOP SPYING ON THEM,
YOU CREEP. Terry Jr.: Shh!
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HE'S MAKING LITTLE SCIENCE
JOKES, AND SHE LIKES IT.
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IF YOU'RE ON TOP OF THIS KID
ANY MORE, YOU'D BE A CIRCUS ACT.
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WHAT IS WITH YOU?
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I CAUGHT HIM
DOING SOMETHING.
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[ GASPS ]
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DANNY!
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PRIVACY!
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THAT'S MY DEODORANT.
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WAIT, YOU HAVE ODOR NOW?
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I USE IT, TOO.
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I THOUGHT IT WAS
A COMMUNITY PIT STICK. EW.
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I MEAN, SO THE KID STINKS
A LITTLE BIT.
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I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
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THE BIG DEAL IS,
HE IS TAKING HIS FIRST STEPS
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TOWARD BECOMING...THIS,
AND I'M SORRY,
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BUT CAPTURING
HIS LAST FEW MOMENTS
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IS MAKING ME FEEL BETTER,
OKAY?
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SO, JUST MOVE OVER, CHICK PITS.
I'M ON THE CLOCK.
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MM!
MM.
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[ CELLPHONE RINGTONE PLAYS ]
AH.
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HA!
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YEAH, HELLO.
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OH, THIS IS SO CUTE.
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OKAY, YOU GUYS -- YOU GUYS
JUST -- JUST GIVE ME ONE.
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ONE...ONE.
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STOP.
...A SPECIAL FORCES THING OR SOMETHING?
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HOLD ON.
MY THING IS DYING HERE.
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IT'S DYING.
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I'M GONNA PLUG IT IN
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SO THAT I CAN YELL AT YOU
SOME MORE, OKAY? [ GRUNTS ]
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HANG ON!
[ CELLPHONE BEEP ]
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NOW LISTEN, YOU INGRATE.
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YOU COMPLETELY DESTROYED
AN INTIMATE MOMENT
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BETWEEN MY GRANDSON
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND.
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AND I GOT TO TELL YOU,
THAT MAKES ME EXTREMELY IRATE!
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CANNON!
GO AHEAD AND SAY "CLEAN ENERGY" AGAIN.
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CLEAN ENERGY.
CLEAN ENERGY.
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YOU KNOW,
SAY THAT AGAIN.
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I DARE YOU.
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ONE MORE TIME,
I WANT TO HEAR "CLEAN ENERGY."
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COME ON! COME ON!
SAY IT!
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I WARNED HIM.
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DAD!
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BAKED POTATO!
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LISTEN TO THIS.
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[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]
NOW, THEN.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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I DON'T CARE.
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IT MAKES ME FEEL TERRIFIC.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
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THE SOLAR GUY'S NOW CALLING ME
ON THE LANDLINE.
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I'M GONNA KILL HIM.
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[ RECEIVER PICKS UP ]
LISTEN TO ME,
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YOU COMMUNIST, TREE-HUGGING,
TWINKLE-TOED VEGAN.
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YOU SUN-WORSHIPPING,
KALE-CHOMPING PIECE OF...
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WHAT?
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ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, PLEASE.
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IT'S YOUR MOM.
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HELLO?
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[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
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MY MOM SAYS I HAVE TO LEAVE
RIGHT NOW.
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SHE TOLD ME TO WAIT OUTSIDE.
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YEAH.
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THANKS.
THANKS A LOT.
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ARE YOU INSANE?
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NAME ONE THING
I DID WRONG. [ MICROWAVE BEEPS ]
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YOUR PHONE'S READY.
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OH, BOY.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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HEY, UM, SO, LOOK,
ABOUT LAST NIGHT, UM...
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MY MOM WANTS ME
TO SWITCH STUDY PARTNERS.
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NO, YOU REALLY DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
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SHE THINKS IT'S...
BETTER.
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OUCH.
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***
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WHAT'S HE DOING UP THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
HE LOST IT.
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HMM.
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MM-HMM.
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WELL...
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I'VE HAD STUDENTS
DITCH CLASS BEFORE,
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BUT YOUR SON SAT IN A TREE
FOR THREE HOURS.
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THAT IS A RED FLAG.
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YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
HE DOES THAT.
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I MEAN,
NOT ALL THE TIME.
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YOU KNOW, NOT IN A WEIRD WAY.
JUST A...
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NORMAL AMOUNT
OF...TREE TIME.
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THIS ISN'T THE FIRST
TIME DANNY'S NAME'S COME ACROSS MY DESK.
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IT'S NOT LIKE HE BELTED SOMEONE.
WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
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A KID IN A TREE.
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SO I'LL TELL HIM
TO STAY THE HELL OUT OF TREES.
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WE'RE DONE.
DONE.
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IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME NOW, I-I GOT
MY CAR PARKED IN THE RED.
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I THINK IT'S A LITTLE MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.
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LOOK, WE HAVE
A COUPLE OPTIONS HERE.
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SITTING DOWN
WITH A FAMILY THERAPIST?
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[ SCOFFS ]
YEAH.
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IT'S NOT REALLY OUR THING.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
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WELL, THE OTHER OPTION
IS WE CAN PUT HIM
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IN AN E.D.B.D. CLASS.
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E.D.B.D.?
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E.D.B.D.
238
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E.D.B.D.?
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EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED,
240
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BEHAVIORALLY DISTURBED.
241
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E.D.B.D.
242
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,354
BUT THAT'S
THE CAPE CLASS.
243
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MM.
WHAT'S A -- WHAT'S A CAPE CLASS?
244
00:08:40,554 --> 00:08:43,524
THERE'S A KID IN THE CLASS --
NICK PATOULIS --
245
00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:44,757
He wears a cape.
246
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WE'LL TAKE THE SHRINK.
MM-HMM.
247
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,000
WHERE'S THE KID?
248
00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,904
I MEAN, HE'S THE ONE
WITH THE ISSUES.
249
00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,236
HE'S RIDING HIS BIKE.
250
00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,070
HE WAS TOO MAD
TO RIDE IN THE CAR WITH YOU.
251
00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,166
HERE'S
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
252
00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:01,437
WE'RE GONNA SMILE,
253
00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,014
WE'RE GONNA SHINE
THIS LADY ON, RIGHT?
254
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,583
WE'RE GONNA ACT
LIKE THE WALTONS,
255
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,852
HENCE THE, UH,
FASHION STATEMENT.
256
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,550
AND THE KID, HE WAS, UH,
257
00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,252
UP IN THE TREE,
UH, SAVING A CAT.
258
00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:13,023
BANG. WE'RE OUT OF HERE
IN TIME FOR LUNCH. NO. NO.
259
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,863
DANNY'S PRINCIPAL IS GOING TO BE
FOLLOWING UP WITH THIS,
260
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,218
SO YOU'RE
GONNA GO IN THERE,
261
00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,756
YOU'RE GONNA CONFESS
TO BEING A MONSTER,
262
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,731
YOU'RE GONNA SHOW SOME REMORSE,
PROMISE TO CHANGE,
263
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,560
AND -- AND SAY YOU LOVE DANNY
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.
264
00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,695
OTHERWISE, WE'RE GETTING
A ONE-WAY TICKET TO CAPE TOWN.
265
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,931
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A BREATH?
266
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:25,895
WHAT?
[ DOOR OPENS ]
267
00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,273
OH, GOD.
268
00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,237
OH.
269
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:36,111
SO, I'M IN THERAPY?
WHO ISN'T?
270
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,443
LET ME GUESS.
271
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,477
YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR
IMPULSE-CONTROL PROBLEM?
272
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,152
I BET I LOOK SMOKING HOT
273
00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,151
IN MY SUPER-SAD
THERAPY LIPSTICK.
274
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:45,293
"DANG IT!"
[ RUBBER BAND SNAPS ]
275
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,088
I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER.
276
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,985
[ RATTLES ]
277
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,992
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
278
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,757
Dr. Jane:
FROM WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME,
279
00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,927
IT SOUNDS LIKE THE INCIDENT
AT SCHOOL
280
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:01,126
WAS A REACTION TO YOUR
GRANDFATHER'S OUTBURST AT HOME.
281
00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,468
Danny: YEAH.
282
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:03,902
I MEAN,
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
283
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,737
AND NOW VANESSA HATES ME.
284
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:09,783
THE TRUTH IS, MY DAD HAS HAD
A LONG, TOUGH LIFE
285
00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:12,250
OF HEARTACHE AND DEAD ENDS.
286
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,009
HE'S HAD SOME ANGER ISSUES,
287
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,847
BUT HE HAS COME
A LONG, LONG WAY,
288
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,853
AND I AM SURE
THAT HE IS EMBARRASSED
289
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,345
THAT HE LET HIS ANGER
GET THE BEST OF HIM
290
00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,787
WITH THAT SOLAR-PANEL GUY,
291
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,792
BUT I'M SURE
HE'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS.
292
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:30,858
MR. GANNON?
293
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,029
UH, SHE'S RIGHT.
294
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:37,637
I AM...SO VERY ANGRY RIGHT NOW
I CAN BARELY SPEAK.
295
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,871
TERRIFIC.
296
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,366
WHAT ARE YOU
ANGRY ABOUT?
297
00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,107
IT'S A LONG LIST.
298
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,512
PLEASE TELL
THE NICE DOCTOR.
299
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,613
FINE.
300
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,984
SHE...IS NUMERO UNO.
301
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,454
DAD!
302
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,021
I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN
AT THE HOUSE THAT NIGHT
303
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:51,820
IF I DIDN'T FEEL
THAT I HAD TO PROTECT HIM
304
00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:52,892
FROM HIS NUT-BAG MOTHER.
305
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,190
PROTECT HIM FROM WHAT?
306
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:56,492
SHE'S SMOTHERING HIM
TO DEATH.
307
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,563
FRANKLY, IT'S JUST TEARING
OUR FAMILY APART.
308
00:10:58,591 --> 00:10:59,961
BUT IF I WERE YOU,
309
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,393
I WOULD CONCENTRATE
ON THE NUT BAG.
310
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,128
THERE IS A HUGE
DIFFERENCE
311
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,033
IN WANTING TO BE INVOLVED
IN YOUR SON'S LIFE
312
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,136
AND MICROWAVING
A CELLPHONE.
313
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,698
DANNY, HAVE YOU
BEEN FEELING SMOTHERED?
314
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:11,968
YES.
YES, I HAVE.
315
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,135
SHE'S ALL OVER ME.
316
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,843
LOOK AT HER.
317
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,635
SHE'S HOLDING MY HAND
WITH BOTH OF HER HANDS.
318
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,646
OH.
HONEY, I AM SORRY.
319
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,549
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
THAT WAS BOTHERING YOU.
320
00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:22,981
UNLIKE MY FATHER HERE,
321
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,346
I AM WILLING TO ACKNOWLEDGE
322
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,194
WHEN MY ACTIONS
AFFECT OTHERS.
323
00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:28,819
HONEY, I AM SO SORRY.
324
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,856
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I AM SMOTHERING YOU.
325
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,591
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
FROM THIS POINT FORWARD,
326
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,395
I AM GOING TO BACK OFF
AND GIVE YOU AS MUCH SPACE
327
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,858
AS YOU COULD POSSIBLY NEED.
328
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,097
THANK YOU.
329
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,531
AND THAT, DEAR FATHER,
330
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,736
IS HOW YOU DO THERAPY.
331
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,069
WELL, IT'S...OKAY.
332
00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,074
I WIN.
333
00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:50,682
FATHER.
334
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,280
TERRY SR.:
Where are you?
335
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,512
I JUST HAD THE FOLLOW-UP MEETING
WITH DANNY'S PRINCIPAL.
336
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,017
HAD TO MASSAGE THE TRUTH
A LITTLE ABOUT OUR SESSION,
337
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,950
BUT I THINK WE ARE CAPE-FREE
FOR NOW.
338
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,946
Listen, this new phone
that you got me,
339
00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,588
I HAVE NO CON-- WHERE --
WHERE ARE MY CONTACTS?
340
00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,392
I CAN'T FIND THEM.
Unbelievable!
341
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,964
I AM HERE TRYING TO FIX DANNY'S
LIFE AFTER YOU RUINED IT,
342
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:09,234
AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT
IS YOUR STUPID CELLPHONE?
343
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,932
WELL, LOOK, THE GUY TOLD ME
TO PLUG IT INTO A COMPUTER,
344
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,225
BUT I'M NOT DOING THAT.
345
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,966
DAD!
WHAT?
346
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,142
WRONG PHONE!
347
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,239
WHO DO YOU
HAVE TO CALL ANYWAY?
348
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,771
My guy
at the dog track.
349
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,337
WHAT ARE YOU, A COP?
Goodbye, Dad.
350
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,447
HEY, VANESSA.
351
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:26,608
HEY, COACH TERRY.
352
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,316
LISTEN...
353
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,878
I FEEL REALLY BADLY ABOUT
HOW THINGS WENT WITH DANNY.
354
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,888
NONE OF IT WAS HIS FAULT.
355
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,320
HE WAS VERY EMBARRASSED
BY IT,
356
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,085
AND HE FEELS TERRIBLE,
357
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,994
AND I JUST DON'T THINK YOU
REALIZE HOW MUCH HE LIKES YOU.
358
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,457
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
BE DOING THIS, BUT...
359
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,925
JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS,
360
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,774
THIS IS FROM THE NIGHT
YOU KISSED HIM ON THE CHEEK.
361
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,840
Danny: YOU'RE THE MAN!
THE MAN!
362
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,599
SO ADORABLE.
WHO THE MAN?
363
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,837
I'M THE MAN!
364
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:52,812
WHO THE MAN?
I'M THE MAN!
365
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,270
[ GRUNTS ]
366
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,237
THAT JUST HAPPENED!
[ SHOUTS ]
367
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,307
MOM!
368
00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,775
PRIVACY!
369
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:00,783
MOM!
370
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,484
[ GROANS ]
371
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,245
OH!
372
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,924
DANNY,
I AM SO SORRY.
373
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,024
JUST PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE COME DOWN
374
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,086
BEFORE PRINCIPAL RODRIGUEZ
SEES YOU.
375
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,164
WHAT A WEIRDO.
376
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,162
HEY, NICK.
377
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:23,495
I GOT TO SAY,
I'M SURPRISED
378
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:24,966
TO BE SITTING HERE
WITH YOU AGAIN.
379
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,335
I THOUGHT
AFTER OUR LAST SESSION,
380
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,813
YOU GUYS WERE ALL SET.
SERIOUSLY?
381
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:29,511
NO. THAT'S ME JOKING.
382
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,182
WOULD YOU CONSIDER GOING OUT
WITH A PATIENT?
383
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,011
OH, MY GOD.
JUST ASKING.
384
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,776
ONLY IF THEY'RE CRAZY,
OLDER,
385
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,224
AND OBSESSED
WITH BASEBALL.
386
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,549
GIN?
387
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,894
PERFECT.
WELL, LET'S GO RIGHT NOW.
388
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,319
SERIOUSLY?
NO. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
389
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,064
ALL RIGHT, DANNY,
WHY DON'T WE START WITH YOU?
390
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,360
WHAT HAPPENED?
391
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,061
NOW S RUINED MY LIFE,
OKAY?
392
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,563
VANESSA THINKS I'M A FREAK.
393
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,134
HEY, I TOLD YOU, DOC.
394
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,362
IT IS NOW YOUR CHANCE
TO BE IN THE CUCKOO CHAIR.
395
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,568
I WAS TRYING TO FIX THINGS
WITH VANESSA.
396
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,500
TELL ME HOW SHOWING HER THAT
VIDEO OF ME IS FIXING THINGS.
397
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,796
THE WAY I SEE IT, DOC,
398
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,407
MY DAUGHTER HERE
HAS A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
399
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,469
[ SCOFFS ]
AND IF YOU ALLOWED ME TO SPEAK FOR HER --
400
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,708
NO, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN'T, OKAY?
SO ZIP IT.
401
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,013
ZIP IT?
WHO ARE YOU TALKING -- YEAH, YOU HEARD ME.
402
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,876
Dr. Jane: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
403
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,045
WHEN EMOTIONS RUN HIGH,
I FIND IT'S OFTEN HELPFUL
404
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:13,853
TO BEGIN BY SAYING,
"I FEEL" OR "I HEAR."
405
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:15,057
PERFECT.
406
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,258
GREAT. YEAH.
UH...I'LL GO FIRST.
407
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,759
I HEAR, DR. JANE,
408
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,560
THAT YOU'RE
KIND OF ANNOYING.
409
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,403
AND I HEAR YOU THINK
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME,
410
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,370
AND I HEAR
THAT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR FACE
411
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,069
ABOUT THINGS
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
412
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,701
GOOD USE OF "I HEAR."
SERIOUSLY, JANE,
413
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,766
YOU'RE STARTING
TO PISS ME OFF.
414
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,513
KEEP DIGGING
RIGHT THERE, JANE,
415
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,339
BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
THE CRAZY GOLD IS, RIGHT THERE.
416
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,944
TERRY, IS IT POSSIBLE
417
00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,906
THAT WHEN YOU SHOWED VANESSA
THAT VIDEO,
418
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:39,745
YOU KNEW
IT WAS A BAD IDEA? WHAT?
419
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,049
NO. THAT --
420
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,081
THAT WOULD MAKE ME
A HORRIBLE MOTHER.
421
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,516
NOT A HORRIBLE MOTHER.
422
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,921
MAYBE A MOTHER
WHO'S AFRAID OF SOMETHING.
423
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,024
CAREFUL, JANE.
424
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,355
FINISH HER OFF, DOC.
425
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,859
IS IT POSSIBLE
THAT YOU TRIED TO SABOTAGE
426
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,061
YOUR SON'S RELATIONSHIP
WITH VANESSA
427
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,464
BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID
OF LOSING HIM?
428
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,926
NO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
429
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,798
NO!
430
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,068
NO.
TERRY.
431
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,744
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING.
432
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,583
I HAVE BEEN SMOTHERING YOU
433
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:13,609
BECAUSE YOU ARE
JUST GROWING UP SO FAST.
434
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,706
AND I AM.
435
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,147
I AM.
I AM AFRAID OF LOSING YOU.
436
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,324
IT'S OKAY, MOM.
437
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,121
NO, IT'S NOT.
438
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,293
YOU'RE MY MOM, OKAY?
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
439
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,462
[ CHUCKLES ]
440
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,960
WHAT'S CRAZY...
441
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,562
IS THAT I WANT YOU TO GO OUT
AND LIVE YOUR LIFE.
442
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,655
THAT'S WHY WE LEFT MICHIGAN.
THAT'S WHY WE MOVED IN WITH HIM.
443
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:35,668
I WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING
FOR YOU, BUDDY.
444
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,512
I LOVE YOU,
AND I'M SORRY.
445
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:42,308
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MOM.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
446
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,442
Terry Sr.: HONEY, IF IT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
447
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,907
GIVEN THE FAMILY TRACK RECORD,
HIS LIFE WILL TURN TO CRAP
448
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,677
AND HE'LL MOVE
BACK IN WITH US ANYWAY. SEE?
449
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,577
HEY, DAD?
450
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,948
SHUT UP.
451
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,716
[ CHUCKLES ]
452
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,590
HEY.
453
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,155
HEY.
454
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,263
I JUST WANTED TO SAY,
I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL
455
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,195
YOU'RE IN THERAPY
AND WORKING YOUR STUFF OUT.
456
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,831
OH, WELL, THANK YOU, TERRY.
I-I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
457
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,325
AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT, I'D LOVE TO.
458
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,667
YEAH, NOT NOW.
459
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,641
I-IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME
REALLY AT A-- AAH!
460
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,881
IT'S NOT ABOUT
WHAT I'M EATING, OKAY?
461
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,979
IT'S ABOUT
WHAT'S EATING ME.
462
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,287
DO YOU REALIZE WE SPENT $400
TO POINT OUT
463
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,390
THAT YOU AND I
ARE BOTH CRAZY?
464
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,822
OH, PLEASE, I KNOW THAT.
465
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,057
I COULD'VE BOUGHT,
WHAT, AT LEAST TWO
466
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,793
OF THOSE SOLAR PANELS
FOR THAT PRICE. [ SCOFFS ]
467
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,897
MR. THE CANNON,
I MADE YOU A BRACELET!
468
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,069
OWEN!
469
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:39,898
HE SAID
HE MADE YOU A BRACELET!
470
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,542
THANKS, DONG.
471
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,739
AW.
LOOK AT HIM OVER THERE.
472
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,511
I JUST WANT TO GO
GIVE HIM A HUG.
473
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,839
HEY, BACK OFF A LITTLE,
WILL YOU?
474
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,544
A LITTLE HEARTBREAK
IS GOOD FOR THAT KID.
475
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,706
HE'S GOT TO LEARN
TO DEAL WITH IT SOMEHOW...
476
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,384
UNTIL HE'S 21,
THEN HE CAN HANDLE IT
477
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,023
WHEN THERE ARE, YOU KNOW,
OTHER WAYS TO DEAL WITH IT,
478
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,819
YOU KNOW?
[ CHUCKLES ]
479
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:01,590
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I LIKED IT.
480
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,491
YOUR KARATE DANCE.
481
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,493
IT WAS KIND OF AWESOME.
482
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,425
SHUT UP.
I KNOW YOU THINK I'M A FREAK.
483
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,230
A LITTLE BIT,
BUT THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU.
484
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,734
SO, UM,
HOW'S YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT?
485
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,867
NOT SO GOOD.
486
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,402
I CAN'T GET THE STUPID CRAFT
487
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,567
TO...HOVER, YOU KNOW?
488
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,205
YOU SHOULD'VE STUCK
WITH ME.
489
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,580
I MEAN, BESIDES BEING
AN AWESOME DANCER,
490
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,239
I'M ALSO REALLY SMART.
491
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,107
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, OKAY.
492
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,746
WELL, I'LL TALK TO MY MOM
ABOUT IT.
493
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,880
SHE LIKES YOU.
494
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,316
[ CHUCKLES ]
495
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,416
KID DOES PRETTY GOOD
ON HIS OWN, HUH?
496
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,555
Terry Jr.: YOU KNOW,
THE COOL THING ABOUT THERAPY
497
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,691
IS THAT I LEARNED
I'M NOT PERFECT,
498
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,127
BUT I HAVE FOUND WAYS
TO IMPROVE MYSELF
499
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,803
FOR THE SAKE OF MY FAMILY.
500
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:50,637
WHAT?
YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR FAMILY.
501
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,110
NO APOLOGY.
NOTHING.
502
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:57,380
SO, IS THERE SOMETHING
THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SAY?
503
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:01,810
LIKE MY MAN DONG OVER HERE,
I'M A MAN OF ACTION, NOT WORDS.
504
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,018
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DONG?
505
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,924
NO WORDS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
506
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,656
Danny:
THREE...TWO...ONE.
507
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:13,862
HOVER!
508
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,555
YES!
THAT JUST HAPPENED!
509
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,467
WE DID IT!
OH, MY GOD!
510
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,929
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ CAN OPENS ]
511
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:21,467
CHEERS.
CHEERS.
512
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,071
[ DOOR OPENS ]
513
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,573
HEY.
514
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,965
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING OUTSIDE
THIS WHOLE TIME?
515
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,437
DON'T ASK ME THINGS.
516
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,306
CANNON! CANNON!
IT TOTALLY WORKS.
517
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,454
DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
MM, NO. NOT REALLY.
518
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,850
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME
OUTSIDE WITH ME FOR A MINUTE?
519
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,351
I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
COME ON.
520
00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,024
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THEM?
I'M NERVOUS.
521
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,251
Shh.
522
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:41,517
OKAY, NOW.
523
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,964
SINCE YOU GUYS
BOTH FINISHED YOUR WORK,
524
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,259
I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE A MOVIE.
525
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:50,432
DID YOU FIND
OUR OLD FILM PROJECTOR?
526
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:51,963
AND, UH,
I SPOKE TO YOUR MOM.
527
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:52,968
SHE SAID NO PROBLEM.
528
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,329
Danny: DO YOU?
529
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,497
Vanessa: SURE.
530
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,265
LET HER IN.
531
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,474
WHAT?
532
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,165
OPEN THE DOOR FOR HER, YOU MOOK.
COME ON.
533
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,037
WHAT? OH!
534
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,343
[ CHUCKLES ]
535
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:04,436
THANKS.
536
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,647
UH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
537
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,454
Terry Jr.: OH, DAD,
THIS IS SO AMAZING.
538
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,223
Terry Sr.:
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT.
539
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,022
I AM PRETTY GREAT.
MM.
540
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:19,856
"THREE COINS
IN THE FOUNTAIN"?
541
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,362
ISN'T THAT THE MOVIE YOU TOOK
MOM TO ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
542
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,955
YEAH. YEAH.
FIRST DATE.
543
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,167
WE WATCHED IT AND WENT BACK
TO MY PLACE, AND WE MADE IT.
544
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,701
OKAY, YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE
TO INCLUDE THAT LAST DETAIL.
545
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,207
TRUE.
546
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,539
LOVE.
547
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,313
GOD,
THIS SO ADORABLE.
548
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,875
I'M SORRY.
I [CHUCKLES]
549
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,912
I HAVE TO
AT LEAST TAKE ONE --
550
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,148
WOW.
JUST LET IT BE.
551
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,852
OH, COME ON.
YOU GOT TO LET ME HAVE THIS.
552
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,154
[ LAUGHS ]
553
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,016
JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE.
OKAY.
554
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,085
I JUST WANT ONE.
555
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,863
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
556
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,335
* WHO'S A GOOD MOM?
YOU'RE A GOOD MOM *
557
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,911
* I'M THE VERY BEST MOM
THERE IS, WHAT YOU SAY? *
558
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,208
* WHO'S A GOOD MOM?
YOU'RE A GOOD MOM *
559
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,110
* I'M THE VERY BEST MOM
THERE IS *
560
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,111
* HIT IT!
561
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,183
* T-E-R-R-Y
562
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,245
* SO GOOD AT MOMMING
THAT MAKES YOU CRY *
563
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,245
* T-E-R-R-Y
564
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,717
* SO GOOD AT MOMMING
THAT IT MAKES -- *
565
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,894
DANNY!
Danny: BOOM!
566
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,392
SEE YOU
ON THE INTERNET, MOM.
567
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,634
PRIVACY!
568
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,628
"PRIVACY. PRIVACY."
569
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,530
[ LAUGHS ]
570
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,962
I SAID GO AWAY!
571
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:35,562
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