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WAIT. ONLY FOUR OF YOU SHOWED UP
FOR PRACTICE TODAY?
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YEAH.
THE UNFANTASTIC FOUR.
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DAD, FILTER.
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THAT'S PRETTY FILTERED
RIGHT THERE.
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WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
VINCE AND VANCE HAVE SAXOPHONE LESSONS.
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ANGEL'S BABYSITTING.
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DONG IS HERE.
WE SEE THAT.
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VANESSA'S IN THE SCHOOL PLAY
WITH MICHAEL,
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OWEN HAS SCOUTS,
AND STEVE MOVED TO VIRGINIA.
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THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME
WE'VE HAD TO CANCEL PRACTICE
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'CAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE
ENOUGH KIDS.
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IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE
THE WORST PRACTICE TIME.
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IT'S RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
NO ONE CAN MAKE IT.
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HALF AN HOUR LATER
WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT.
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THAT'S WHEN
I GET OFF OF WORK.
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HOW OLD ARE YOU, SON?
ALL RIGHT, THIS HAS TO CHANGE.
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I AM GONNA
GO FIND DICK,
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AND I'M GONNA ASK
FOR A BETTER PRACTICE TIME.
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HEY, LOOK.
THERE HE GOES NOW.
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YEAH,
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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I FIGURED THIS OUT.
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I KNOW WHY OUR GUYS
AREN'T SHOWING UP FOR PRACTICE.
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THAT'S BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
ANY LEADERSHIP.
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WE DON'T HAVE ANY STEP-UP KIND
OF GUY IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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WE NEED A LEADER.
WE NEED A CAPTAIN.
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LET'S JUST VOTE
FOR ONE RIGHT NOW.
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I'LL BE CAPTAIN!
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DONG, UH, YOU --
YOU HAVE TO BE A U.S. CITIZEN.
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I NOMINATE DANNY.
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ME TOO.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID?
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UH...NO.
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NO. NO. I'M SET.
I DON'T...
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WHAT ARE YOU -- WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE GOOD?
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I DON'T REALLY WANT
TO DO IT.
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MY GRANDSON DOESN'T WANT
TO BE THE CAPTAIN?
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MY GRANDSON?
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THAT BUMS ME, PAL.
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[ GRUNTS ] THAT BUMS ME.
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AAH!
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AAH! YOU -- GAH!
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WHOA, CANNON.
ARE YOU OKAY?
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AAH!
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HEY.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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OHH.
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I THINK I POPPED
THAT THING BACK IN.
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THAT'S FANTASTIC, DAN.
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I'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.
LOOK AT THIS. WAIT.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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OH, THE BANK MACHINE
IS OPEN.
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OH, YEAH!
I'M HITTING THE LINKS.
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AND, YOU -- WE'RE NOT THROUGH
WITH THIS CAPTAIN STUFF YET.
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YOU GOT ME? NOT THROUGH!
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OH, BUT LOOK AT THIS.
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GIN!
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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***
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* I'M BACK
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THAT PASSENGER SEAT
LOOKS SUPER COMFY.
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YEAH,
FOR THE LAST TIME,
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I'M THE ONLY ONE
WHO SITS IN THIS CART.
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NOW, KEEP UP.
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THERE SHE IS.
THERE'S TERRY.
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H-HOW DO I LOOK?
YOU'RE GOING TO ASK HER OUT AGAIN?
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YEAH, MAN.
I'M WEARING HER DOWN.
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
PUT ON A SHOW FOR HER? [ TIRES SCREECH ]
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"A SHOW"?
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IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK
I'M DOING?
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WHAT I'M SAYING IS,
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I THINK SHE'S LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING MORE REAL.
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I'M NOT BEING REAL?
WELL, NOT WITH HER, NO.
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I THINK IF YOU JUST SHOW TERRY
WHO YOU REALLY ARE,
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THEN SHE'D LIKE
THAT GUY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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OKAY. YOU DON'T.
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SO JUST STEP AWAY
FROM THE VEHICLE, PLEASE.
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FURTHER AWAY.
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I NEVER MEANT
TO HURT YOU.
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EH...
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A GOLF CART?
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OH, YEAH.
REALLY?
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YEAH, I NEED IT
FOR...OFFICIAL BUSINESS
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AS LEAGUE PRESIDENT,
YOU KNOW?
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I PUT OUT
A LOT OF FIRES.
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SO I GUESS
YOU COULD SEE THIS
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AS MY TOTALLY AWESOME
FIRE TRUCK.
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WHAT'S UP?
I NEED TO TALK.
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WELL, HOP IN.
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WILL YOU TALK TO ME
IF I DON'T HOP IN?
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I WILL NOT.
FINE.
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Dick: IT'S BETTER TO TALK
IN THE SHADE.
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SO, WHAT'S UP, BUTTONS?
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Terry Jr.: UH, FIRST OFF,
DON'T CALL ME "BUTTONS."
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SECONDLY, I JUST NEED TO CHANGE
MY KID'S PRACTICE TIME
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BY A HALF-HOUR SO THEY CAN
MAKE IT AFTER SCHOOL.
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WELL, I WISH I COULD
HELP YOU OUT, TERRY,
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BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND
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THERE ARE A LOT
OF MOVING PIECES TO THIS.
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FOR INSTANCE, THE TEAM THAT'S
IN THAT SLOT -- WHAT ABOUT THEM?
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LOOK AT IT THIS WAY --
YOU EVER PLAY JENGA?
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JENGA?
JENGA.
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IT'S A PROFOUND GAME.
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IF YOU PULL OUT
THE WRONG PIECE,
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THEN THE WHOLE THING
COLLAPSES.
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SO ALL OF THIS --
ALL OF IT --
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AND THIS,
IT'S JUST...
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IT'S -- IT'S JENGA.
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ALL OF...THIS --
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REALLY WEIRD.
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SO CAN I MOVE MY KID'S
PRACTICE TIME OR NOT?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST BRING
IT UP AT THE LEAGUE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT?
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THAT'S ALL YOU GOT TO DO.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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BECAUSE I LIKE YOU
AND I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU.
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UM...
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AND I WANTED TO MAYBE IMPRESS
YOU WITH MY NEW GOLF CART.
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HOW'D THAT GO?
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NOT GREAT.
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[ SIGHS ] OKAY, THEN.
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I'LL SEE YOU, UH -- I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE MEETING, YEAH?
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YEAH.
SEE YA.
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NOT A CHANCE, STAN.
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THIS CART'S
FOR PRESIDENTS ONLY.
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HEADS UP!
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Woman: WATCH OUT!
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MAN,
THAT'S GOT TO HURT.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THERE ARE HOUSES BACK THERE.
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THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE BALLS ARE COMING FROM. [ GLASS SHATTERS ]
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Man: KEVIN!
THAT'S WILLIGER.
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HIS HOUSE IS,
UH...A GOOD 180 YARDS.
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SEVEN IRON.
THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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OUT OF BALLS.
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SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU GOT
TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOUR SON
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ABOUT GROWING
A PAIR OF THOSE THINGS.
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HE TURNED DOWN BEING
CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM TODAY.
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MY DANNY?
YEAH, YOUR DANNY.
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I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?
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THE VOTE
WASN'T EVEN RIGGED.
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO BE IN CHARGE, OKAY?
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I'M NOT LIKE YOU GUYS.
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I'M NOT A NUMBER ONE.
I'M...LIKE AN EIGHT.
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EIGHT?
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YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF
IN THE TOP FIVE?
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IT'S OKAY.
LOOK, DANNY KNOWS WHO HE IS,
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AND IF HE DOESN'T WANT
TO BE IN CHARGE,
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THAT'S -- THAT'S OKAY.
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IT'S IS NOT OKAY.
LET IT GO.
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BUT IT'S NOT OKAY.
IT'S FINE.
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OKAY, NOW
I'M GONNA GO TO WORK.
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DO NOT LISTEN
TO THE CRANKY, YELLY MAN.
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ALL RIGHT? I LOVE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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YOU, COME WITH ME.
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YOU RANG?
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LOOK, IT IS BOTHERING THE HECK
OUT OF ME THAT HE IS LIKE THIS.
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OKAY, WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR SIX MONTHS.
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HE'S KISSED A BOY ONCE
AND BEEN SLAPPED AROUND TWICE.
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I'M REALLY WORRIED
ABOUT HIM.
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RIGHT.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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Okay, so here's how
we're gonna handle this, okay?
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I'm gonna
be the good cop.
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I'm gonna
be the supportive mom --
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tell him I love him
no matter what.
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You -- You have to be
the muscle.
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You have to turn this kid around
and help him find his huevos,
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or else you'll have
to deal with me.
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HEY, BUDDY.
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I LOVE YOU
NO MATTER WHAT.
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DON'T CHANGE.
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***
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GARNER FOURSOME,
ON THE TEE BOX.
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YOU KNOW,
BEFORE I HURT MY ELBOW,
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I WAS MAKING $4,000 A MONTH
FROM SUCKERS LIKE THAT.
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NOW LET'S SEE IF WE'RE
BACK IN BUSINESS. COME ON.
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HEY, CANNON,
EVERYONE ELSE
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HAS ONE OF THOSE ROLLY THINGS
FOR THEIR BAGS.
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CAN WE GET ONE?
YOU ARE MY ROLLY THING.
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I SEE, YOU'RE MAKING ME
BE YOUR CADDY
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SO I REALIZE THAT IT'S BETTER
TO BE A LEADER IN LIFE
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THAN TO BE SOMEONE
WHO CARRIES BAGS.
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YOU'RE PRETTY QUICK
FOR A NUMBER EIGHT.
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SO YOU JUST EARNED
YOURSELF A ROCK.
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WHAT --
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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[ Grunting ] I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
WHAT I MEAN.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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THIS IS WHAT I MEAN --
A ROCK.
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DON'T LAG. COME ON.
WE'RE TEEING OFF.
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HALF MY TEAM
HAS CONFLICTS,
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SO I AM ASKING TO PUSH MY TEAM'S
PRACTICE BY HALF AN HOUR.
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UM, WELL, LOOK,
THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE,
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BUT YOUR REQUEST IS GONNA
AFFECT TWO OTHER TEAMS
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THAT PRACTICE
AFTER YOU, SO...
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WELL, I'LL TALK
TO THOSE TEAMS.
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NOT WITHOUT LEGAL AUTHORIZATION,
YOU WON'T,
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AND WE GOT TO VOTE ON THAT,
SO ALL IN FAVOR?
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OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
MOTION DENIED.
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I'M -- I'M SORRY, TERRY.
BUT IT'S A JENGA WORLD.
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WELL, THAT'S --
THAT'S DEMOCRACY IN ACTION IS WHAT THAT IS.
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OKAY, NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS --
ELECTION OF THE PRESIDENT.
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SINCE I'M RUNNING UNOPPOSED,
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WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE
THIS THING THROUGH, OKAY?
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ALL IN FAVOR?
WAIT.
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"UNOPPOSED"?
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HOLD ON.
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SO IF I RUN AGAINST YOU
AND I WIN...
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[ LAUGHS ]
...CAN I CHANGE MY OWN PRACTICE TIME?
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THEORETICALLY,
YEAH, YOU COULD.
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BUT, YOU KNOW,
THEORETICALLY,
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A WALRUS COULD WALK IN HERE
WITH A HARMONICA
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AND BRING THE HOUSE DOWN
WITH SOME BILLY JOEL, SO...
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MAYBE SOME PRETENDERS.
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LOOK, THE POINT IS,
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IT'S PROBABLY
NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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I'M RUNNING AGAINST YOU.
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JENGA, DICK.
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OH, THAT'S NOT EVEN LEGAL,
IS IT?
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WELL, THE LEAGUE CHARTER SAYS
SHE CAN CAMPAIGN
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FOR THE POSITION UNTIL THE NEXT
BOARD MEETING TAKES PLACE.
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OKAY, FINE.
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WELL, THEN, I'LL JUST CALL
FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING
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ON MONDAY SO WE CAN
GET THIS THING OVER WITH.
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BUT I NEED
A SECOND THAT, SO...
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I SECOND THAT EMOTION.
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REALLY, T?
IT'S SMOKEY.
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YOU GOT ONE DAY
TO GET YOUR VOTES.
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YOU NEED FIVE.
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MEETING ADJOURNED.
228
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OH, UH, MERKLE, SPIRO,
BOB, AND KAT,
229
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YOU GUYS HAVE EARLY DUTY
TOMORROW AT THE FIELD.
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BOYS...BEERS.
231
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HI. HI.
I'M -- I'M TERRY GANNON.
232
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YEAH,
THAT'S A NICE SHIRT.
233
00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,007
THAT'S A NICE TIE.
I'M TERRY GANNON.
234
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,688
I'M GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
I CALL THIS THE BIG-SHOT SHOW.
235
00:08:09,723 --> 00:08:11,223
HOW DO YOU HOLD
YOUR MONEY?
236
00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:13,558
YOU GOT YOUR SINGLES
ON THE TOP.
237
00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,634
IN THE MIDDLE,
YOU GOT THE $20s.
238
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,063
AND THE BIG ONES ARE DOWN
AT THE BOTTOM, RIGHT?
239
00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,127
FOLD IT IN HALF,
240
00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:22,496
RUBBER BAND, DOUBLE TWIST,
241
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,966
SNAP, GIN.
242
00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,406
PUT IT DOWN.
243
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COMPARE IT.
YOU HAVE A LOT MORE.
244
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,676
RIGHT. WHY?
245
00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:33,181
BECAUSE YOU WORK FOR ME.
246
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,353
LEADER. FOLLOWER.
247
00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:38,322
YEAH. YEAH. THESE EXAMPLES
ARE REALLY EASY TO FOLLOW.
248
00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:41,321
BUT, CANNON, I STILL DON'T WANT
TO BE A LEADER, OKAY?
249
00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,164
IT'S JUST
NOT WHO I AM.
250
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,130
WELL, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF
ANOTHER ROCK, OKAY?
251
00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:51,900
HAVE SOME PRIDE,
WILL YOU, SPIRO?
252
00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,502
WE'RE NOT JUST RAKING DIRT.
WE'RE MAKING DREAMS COME TRUE.
253
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,704
DICK,
IT'S YOUTH BASEBALL. EXACTLY.
254
00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,567
AND YOU WON'T MAKE IT TO
THE MAJORS WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
255
00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,606
I'M AN ACCOUNTANT.
WELL, THEN BE ACCOUNTABLE.
256
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,981
GOD, SPIRO!
GET WITH IT!
257
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,584
[ SIGHS ]
258
00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,224
DICK HAS A LOT
OF NERVE.
259
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,518
UH-HUH.
260
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,519
IT'S AN INFIELD,
NOT A ZEN GARDEN.
261
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,551
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO DETHRONE THE KING?
262
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,423
[ CHUCKLES ]
263
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,957
OOH, BAKED.
264
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,955
WAIT.
THOSE ARE 75 CENTS.
265
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,327
PUT IT ON MY TAB,
KITTY KAT.
266
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,471
I BET DICK THROWS OFF
YOUR WHOLE INVENTORY
267
00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:33,935
TAKING CHIPS LIKE THAT.
268
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:36,384
BY THE END OF THE SEASON,
I'M DOWN $14.50,
269
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,479
AND GUESS WHOSE FANNY PACK
THAT'S COMING OUT OF.
270
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,651
[ SCOFFS ] WELL, SOMEBODY
SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT HIM.
271
00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:41,651
MAYBE YOU COULD?
272
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:42,822
WELL, I'LL TRY,
273
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,790
BUT I'M GONNA NEED
SOME HELP.
274
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,318
I COULD GET YOU
THAT HELP.
275
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:49,063
I COULD ALSO GET YOU
A SWEET DEAL ON A FANNY PACK.
276
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,819
I NOTICED YOU
ARE NOT WEARING ONE.
277
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,825
OKAY, KAT.
278
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,462
***
279
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,337
OKAY.
280
00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,342
I HAVE YOUR FOUR VOTES.
I JUST NEED ONE MORE.
281
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,684
IT IS TOTALLY POSSIBLE
FOR US TO TAKE OVER THIS LEAGUE.
282
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,910
BUT CAN'T YOU SEE
IT'S POINTLESS, TERRY?
283
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,845
IT'S HOPELESS.
DICK OWNS THIS TOWN.
284
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,921
AND DICK HAS HIT ON
EVERY MOM IN THIS LEAGUE,
285
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,689
YET I'M INVISIBLE
TO HIM.
286
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,518
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ANYTHING?
287
00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,252
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO FREEZE MY EGGS NOW.
288
00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,288
SEE? THIS IS WHAT
I AM TALKING ABOUT.
289
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,193
WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH THIS.
290
00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,955
Shh.
IS THAT A GOLF CART?
291
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,634
DAMN, IT'S DICK.
292
00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,203
HEY.
293
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,601
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
294
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,672
NOTHING.
295
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,141
YEAH?
296
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,838
He knows. He knows you're trying
to take him down.
297
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,041
TELL YOU WHAT, GUYS,
BEFORE YOU GO DOWN THIS ROAD,
298
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,513
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO THINK ABOUT
299
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:43,481
WHAT THIS LEAGUE WAS LIKE
BEFORE I TOOK OVER.
300
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,310
NO SCOREBOARD.
GOFER HOLES.
301
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,016
WILLIE THE HOBO
LIVING IN THE EQUIPMENT SHED --
302
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,449
ALL CLEANED UP
BECAUSE OF ME.
303
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,023
YEAH, ALONG WITH YOU BEING
AN INFLEXIBLE JERK.
304
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:56,493
OH, TERRY,
I AM SUPER FLEXIBLE.
305
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,163
WHATEVER, DICK. ME AND MY
FRIENDS ARE GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN.
306
00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,492
WELL, YOU NEED FIVE VOTES,
TERRY, SO HOW YOU GONNA DO IT?
307
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,728
I ONLY SEE FOUR.
308
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,333
OH.
WELL, IT'S EASY.
309
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,734
SEE, YOU TAKE OUT
THE WEAKEST LINK,
310
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,897
AND THE WHOLE TOWER
COLLAPSES.
311
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,236
JENGA.
312
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:11,500
MNH-MNH.
THAT'S MY THING.
313
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,468
***
314
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,036
I'M WATCHING YOU, BOB.
315
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,013
[ Whimpering ]
I'M SORRY, DICK.
316
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,346
YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE
IF YOU'RE A TEAM CAPTAIN OR NOT.
317
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:28,817
I JUST --
318
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,516
I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S GOING ON
319
00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,427
INSIDE YOUR HEAD SO THAT I CAN
BE THERE FOR YOU.
320
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,559
SO WHAT IS IT, BUDDY?
321
00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,333
I'M AFRAID TO FAIL, OKAY?
322
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,402
IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS,
IN FRONT OF VANESSA.
323
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,600
I'LL LOOK LIKE A JERK.
324
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,371
OKAY, BUT RIGHT NOW,
I'M SAFE.
325
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,270
A FEW DAYS AGO
AT SCHOOL,
326
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,272
WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS THING
CALLED "REGICIDE."
327
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,673
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
328
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,774
SOMETHING YOU SPRAY
ON YOUR TOMATO PLANTS?
329
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:49,007
NO. IT'S WHEN A KING
GETS ASSASSINATED.
330
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,712
OKAY, NO ONE WANTS
TO KILL THE UNDERLINGS,
331
00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,084
BUT WHEN YOU'RE THE KING,
332
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,512
YOU GOT THAT BIG OLD TARGET
ON YOUR BACK.
333
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,676
OKAY, I DON'T NEED
THAT PRESSURE.
334
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,454
I HEAR YOU.
AND YOU DON'T.
335
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,654
AND I COMPLETELY
UNDERSTAND. THANK YOU.
336
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,559
THE WORLD IS GONNA
EAT THAT KID ALIVE.
337
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,625
TURN UP THE HEAT.
338
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,373
YOU GOT IT, BABY.
339
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,899
YEAH.
340
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,074
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA GO WORK ON STAN
341
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,413
AND HIS LOW SELF-ESTEEM
TO GET HIS VOTE.
342
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,708
CAN I COUNT ON YOU
TO USE YOUR INFLUENCE ON AL
343
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,310
AS A BACKUP PLAN?
344
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,612
DARLING, WITH THOSE PECS,
HE WAS ALREADY ON MY TO-DO LIST.
345
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,254
MM.
WITH MY MONEY AND MY LOOKS
346
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,450
AND YOUR...INTELLIGENCE
AND SAD PAST,
347
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,422
THOSE GUYS
DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
348
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,051
MY "SAD PAST"?
349
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,286
OWN IT, DARLING.
LET'S ROLL.
350
00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,492
***
351
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,494
Stan: I KNOW WHAT THIS
IS ABOUT, TERRY.
352
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,886
I CAN'T GIVE YOU
MY VOTE.
353
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,598
DICK AND I GO ALL THE WAY
BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL.
354
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,429
IS THAT HOW LONG
HE'S BEEN MISTREATING YOU?
355
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,904
NO.
WAY BEFORE THAT.
356
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,144
COACH AL,
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
357
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,299
NOT AS MUCH AS I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU.
358
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,468
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT I KNOW?
359
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,435
WHAT?
YOU'VE COME OVER HERE
360
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,144
TO USE YOUR FEMININE WILES
TO GET MY VOTE.
361
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,246
LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING, LULU.
362
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,408
IS THAT ALL YOU ARE --
A BEAUTIFUL PAWN?
363
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,847
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M SO SORRY.
364
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,522
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE QUESTION.
365
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,750
PEOPLE HAVE YOU PEGGED
AS SOME SHALLOW FLOOZY
366
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,015
WHO'S BURNING THROUGH
HER DEAD HUSBAND'S MONEY,
367
00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,785
BUT I SEE BEYOND THAT.
368
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:13,133
BEHIND THOSE EYES,
I SEE A DELICATE, SWEET WOMAN.
369
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,630
MY QUESTION IS, WHEN ARE YOU
GONNA LET HER COME OUT?
370
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:18,802
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
371
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,532
YOU ARE NOT
WHAT I EXPECTED.
372
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,838
I GET THAT A LOT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
373
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,671
SO, THE REALITY IS,
WHEN I AM ELECTED,
374
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,605
I'M GONNA CHANGE
MY TEAM'S PRACTICE TIME,
375
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,940
THEN I'M GONNA STEP DOWN
AND APPOINT YOU PRESIDENT.
376
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,347
NO ONE IS EVER GONNA TELL YOU
TO SHUT UP AGAIN.
377
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,709
WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?
378
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,776
WELL, I CAN'T CONTROL
YOUR MOM, STAN.
379
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,115
WOULD YOU AT LEAST
TALK TO HER?
380
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,121
WE CAN DISCUSS THAT.
381
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,123
I JUST THINK
IT'S SAFER, YOU KNOW,
382
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,055
TO PLAY
THIS BIG CHARACTER
383
00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,731
RATHER THAN BE THIS...
384
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,228
VULNERABLE LITTLE GIRL
FROM BRIGHTON.
385
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,001
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE SELF-MEDICATING.
386
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,300
[ SIGHS ]
387
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,701
YOU NEED TO FIND
A SAFE HOME, EMOTIONALLY.
388
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,043
OH, MY.
389
00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,498
N-NOT HERE.
390
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,036
NOT YET.
391
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,841
LET ME HEAL YOU FIRST.
392
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,083
I LIKE THE WAY
YOU MAKE ME FEEL, TERRY.
393
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,310
I'M NOT USED TO BEING
IN THE CATBIRD SEAT LIKE THIS.
394
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,405
OH, TAKE IT IN.
TAKE IT IN, STAN.
395
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,017
YOU KNOW THAT PLAQUE
IN THE LEAGUE OFFICE
396
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,649
THAT HAS ALL
THE FORMER PRESIDENTS ON IT?
397
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,423
YOUR NAME COULD BE
ON THAT PLAQUE.
398
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,523
A VOTE FOR ME
IS A VOTE FOR YOU.
399
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,034
LEAGUE PRESIDENT
STANLEY...
400
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,028
WHAT
IS YOUR LAST NAME?
401
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,029
HORCHATTA.
402
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,200
HOR-- HORCHATTA?
403
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,300
IT'S FRENCH-INDIAN-
SCANDINAVIAN-DUTCH-IRISH.
404
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,404
STAN!
GUESS WHAT ARRIVED.
405
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,906
ALL-STAR-MANAGER JACKETS.
406
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,910
NOW WAIT FOR IT.
407
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:37,842
WAIT FOR IT.
408
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,747
BOOM.
409
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:43,119
OH, MARY MOTHER OF --
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
410
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,050
COME TRY IT ON.
FEEL THAT MATERIAL.
411
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:49,956
THAT IS ALL-STAR-TEAM
COACH MATERIAL.
412
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,630
YEAH. HERE WE GO.
413
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,459
YOU'RE PLAYING
WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW.
414
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:58,795
YOU LOOK
LIKE TOMMY LASORDA JR.
415
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,771
STAN, THAT'S NOT
A COMPLIMENT.
416
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,770
NO, YES, IT IS.
417
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:05,442
DANNY BOY, THIS IS
DEREK DIGGS RIGHT HERE.
418
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,272
THIS IS MY GRANDSON.
DEREK DIGGS.
419
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:10,137
YOU CAN CALL ME "D2,"
"D-SQUARED," "DOUBLE D."
420
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,537
DEREK DIGS THEM ALL.
421
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,808
YOU SEE
WHAT I DID THERE?
422
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,645
I DIG THAT, YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
423
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,751
ANYWAY, UH, DEREK HERE'S
THE BIGGEST PHARMACEUTICAL REP
424
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,624
IN ALL
OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.
425
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,922
AND I'M ABOUT TO TAKE DOWN
SOME OF HIS CASH.
426
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,655
SO AUTOMATIC PRICE
IS $100 A HOLE? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
427
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,561
OH, HEY, NOT IN FRONT
OF THE KID, OKAY?
428
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,103
ALL RIGHT.
429
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,468
DANNY, WHEN I PUT
MY HAND OUT LIKE THIS,
430
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,830
IT MEANS
GIVE ME THE DRIVER.
431
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,837
I KNOW.
I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HERE.
432
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:39,039
THAT KID
JUST SASSED YOU. GIVE ME THE THING.
433
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,083
DON'T THROW IT.
434
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,082
YOU CAUGHT IT.
435
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,153
DON'T THROW IT.
436
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:53,946
***
437
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,483
[ GROANS ]
438
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,878
OH, GOD!
I THREW THAT THING OUT AGAIN!
439
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,210
OH, GOD, THAT HURTS!
440
00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:20,876
THAT'S A SHAME.
THAT'S A HELL OF A SHOT.
441
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:23,483
THERE'S A $1,200 PUTT ON THE
LINE, AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT.
442
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:24,876
THAT'S A DQ.
443
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,787
UNABLE TO PERFORM.
444
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,849
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
445
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:29,017
WOULD YOU SHUT UP?
446
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,386
LOOK, I HAVE AN IDEA,
ALL RIGHT?
447
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,233
WHY DON'T I TAKE THE SHOT?
448
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:34,289
WHAT?
I MEAN, THAT'S LIKE $1,200.
449
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,027
YOU GONNA STAND UP
FOR $1,200?
450
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,473
WHY DON'T YOU PAY ME NOW?
SAVE YOU A WALK TO THE GREEN.
451
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,728
YOU KNOW WHAT, DOUBLE D?
452
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,326
I THINK
YOU'RE KIND OF A JERK.
453
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,238
ALL RIGHT.
CANNON, I GOT THIS.
454
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,408
AND THERE HE IS.
455
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,053
HIT IT LIKE
YOU MEAN IT, NANCY.
456
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,422
"NANCY"?
YOU LIKE YOUR TEETH, DOUBLE D?
457
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,420
LEAVE THE KID ALONE.
458
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:14,202
OH!
BOO-YAH!
459
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,844
YES!
460
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,598
YES! YES!
461
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,707
BY THEY WAY, I KNOW
YOU DIDN'T HURT YOUR ELBOW.
462
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,439
[ LAUGHS ]
463
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,344
WHAT A GUY.
WHAT A PUTT.
464
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,676
CASH, MY FRIEND.
465
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,251
PAY UP.
466
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,219
REMEMBER, STAN, A VOTE FOR ME
IS A VOTE FOR YOU.
467
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,020
LOOK, TERRY,
I THINK YOU'RE GREAT.
468
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,251
AND DICK DOES SOMETIMES
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME,
469
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,857
BUT THIS IS ALL HE HAS.
470
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,018
WHEN HE GOT DIVORCED,
HE WENT OFF THE RAILS.
471
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,527
THIS LEAGUE BECAME HIS LIFE.
IT STILL IS.
472
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,460
I'M AFRAID IF I VOTE
FOR YOU OVER HIM,
473
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,126
HE'LL SPIN OUT AGAIN.
474
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:48,135
AND I'M HIS FRIEND,
TERRY.
475
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,768
I'M NOT GOING
TO LET THAT HAPPEN.
476
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,802
WELL, THINK ABOUT THIS --
477
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,768
IF THIS IS ALL DICK HAS,
478
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,606
MAYBE IT'S NOT
SUCH A GOOD THING.
479
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,279
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
HORCHATTA. HOR-R-R-CHATTA.
480
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,982
HOR...
HOR-R-R-R-R-CHATTA.
481
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,324
HOR-R-R-R...CHATTA.
OH.
482
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,091
YOU'RE A GOOD MAN,
STAN.
483
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,456
[ ROLLS TONGUE ]
484
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,088
***
485
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:22,842
SHE'S A BEAUT,
AIN'T SHE?
486
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,499
DANNY, HEY.
487
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,437
ARE YOU HERE
TO SUPPORT YOUR MOM?
488
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:29,283
NO. I'M HERE
TO SUPPORT YOU, STAN.
489
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,209
MAN, YOU'D LOOK REAL GOOD
IN THIS THING.
490
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,345
OKAY, SO, LET'S JUST
GET THIS OVER WITH, RIGHT, SO WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
491
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,085
ANYONE IN FAVOR
OF AN INEXPERIENCED,
492
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,790
UH, FRAGILE PIZZA WORKER
493
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,192
TO BE
THE NEXT LEAGUE PRESIDENT,
494
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,225
GO AHEAD
AND RAISE YOUR HAND.
495
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,360
It's a waste of time,
guys.
496
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,356
OKAY, SO, ONE,
TWO, THREE, FOUR.
497
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,698
ANYBODY ELSE? NOBODY?
498
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,843
OKAY,
MEETING ADJOURNED. WAIT!
499
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,268
STAN, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
500
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,665
PUT YOUR HAND DOWN.
NO, DICK.
501
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,177
IT'S TIME I DID SOMETHING
FOR MY OWN GOOD.
502
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,940
I VOTE FOR TERRY.
503
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,347
[ GASPS ]
I WIN! I WIN!
504
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,620
YES!
YEAH!
505
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,878
I'M THE BIG WINNER!
506
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,516
KITTY, BOB,
SPIRO, DICK CRUSHED!
507
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,692
WE DID IT!
508
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,290
I KNEW
WE COULD DO IT!
509
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,462
IT'S A NEW DAY!
510
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,059
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME,
HORCHATTA!
511
00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,556
THANK YOU, STAN.
512
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,834
LET'S BE CLEAR, TERRY.
513
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,462
THE ONLY REASON
I VOTED FOR YOU
514
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,397
IS BECAUSE DANNY PROMISED ME
THE GOLF CART FOR A YEAR.
515
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,574
IT'S HORCHATTA TIME.
516
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,705
DANNY DID WHAT?
517
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,214
EEE! OH.
518
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,743
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BE CAREFUL. ALL RIGHT.
519
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,007
HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
520
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,875
I AM CRAZY,
WITH GANNON PRIDE.
521
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,423
YOU WON. I WON.
522
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:44,219
DANNY WON TWICE TODAY.
COME ON.
523
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,051
HEY, BUDDY, ONCE AGAIN,
THAT WAS A GREAT PUTT TODAY.
524
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,716
OH, AND THAT THING YOU DID
WITH STAN -- IT WAS GENIUS.
525
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,986
YOU BECAME A LEADER TODAY.
526
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,393
WHOA, LOOK.
STOP THE CLOCK.
527
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,055
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I ONLY DID THOSE THINGS
528
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,603
BECAUSE DOUBLE D
WAS BEING A JERK,
529
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,728
AND WE DO NEED A BETTER
PRACTICE TIME, ALL RIGHT?
530
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,595
I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT ME
TO BE A LEADER AND A CAPTAIN
531
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,073
AND TO WIN AT ALL COSTS,
532
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,041
BUT THAT'S JUST REALLY
NOT WHO I AM, ALL RIGHT?
533
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,570
I-I ONLY DID THAT STUFF
534
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,835
'CAUSE I WANTED TO GET YOU GUYS
OFF MY BACK.
535
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,284
I'M SORRY IF THAT'S
NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS,
536
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:10,939
BUT THAT'S HOW IT IS.
537
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,607
AND, BY THE WAY, IF BEING
A LEADER IS SO IMPORTANT,
538
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,846
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS
DOING ANY BETTER?
539
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,252
I'VE OFTEN THOUGHT THAT.
KID'S GOT A POINT, YEAH.
540
00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:20,685
AND, P.S., I'M 11, AND I KNOW
YOU GUYS WORRY ABOUT ME,
541
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,090
BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME
TO THINK THIS STUFF THROUGH.
542
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,592
OH, BUDDY. [ SIGHS ]
543
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,464
I SHOULDN'T GET SO WRAPPED UP
IN THIS STUFF.
544
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:30,763
IT'S JUST I WAS RAISED TO LEAD
AND WIN AT ALL COSTS.
545
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,127
AND SO?
546
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,274
AND I DO THAT
WITHOUT THINKING
547
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:36,801
HOW IT AFFECTS
OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
548
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,196
AND I'M SORRY.
549
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,407
IT'S ALL RIGHT, MOM.
550
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:41,409
I JUST HEARD A SPEECH.
IT WAS GREAT.
551
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:45,241
AND THAT SPEECH WAS PERFECT
FOR A TEAM CAPTAIN --
552
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,108
PERFECT SPEECH.
LET IT GO.
553
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,217
NEVER!
554
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,378
[ GLASSES CLINK ]
555
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,915
[ SIGHS ] HEY, PREZ.
556
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,887
UM, I JUST WANTED TO BRING BY
THE LEAGUE FILES.
557
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,627
IT'S A TOUGH JOB, SO I FIGURED
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS,
558
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,263
I'D BE, UH, HAPPY
TO HELP OUT.
559
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,498
YOU KNOW WHAT, DICK?
YOU SHOULD HANG ON TO THOSE.
560
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,665
YEAH, YOU WANT TO SET UP YOUR
OWN FILING SYSTEM. I GET THAT.
561
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,243
FACT IS,
EVEN THOUGH I BEAT YOU,
562
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,012
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON
FOR THE JOB.
563
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,552
SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE
GIVING ME THE JOB BACK? ON ONE CONDITION.
564
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,852
I GET TO CHANGE
MY PRACTICE TIME.
565
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,850
DONE.
TAKE WHATEVER SPOT YOU WANT.
566
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:25,820
THANK YOU, TERRY.
UH...
567
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,492
YOU'RE WELCOME, DICK.
568
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,020
SO, MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
A CELEBRATORY MARGARITA?
569
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,415
OR MAYBE A BEER
OR A SCOTCH OR...
570
00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:35,015
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