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WHOO!
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[ Slurring ] I'M OKAY!
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* AND BINGO WAS HER NAME-OH
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KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
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[ BELL DINGS ]
GIRLS!
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PICK IT UP!
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[ CHILDREN PLAYING ]
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[ SHUDDERS ]
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THESE BOYS
ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?
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THEY INTENTIONALLY STUFF
THEIR FACES WITH PIZZA,
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AND THEN THEY RUN AROUND
UNTIL THEY PUKE.
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THAT'S NOT FUN.
HOW'S THAT FUN?
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUN?
DIGESTION.
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AND THEY'RE STICKY.
THEY'RE ALWAYS STICKY!
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WHOA.
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COVER ME. I'M GOING IN.
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[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ]
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YEAH, YEAH. OKAY.
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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HANG ON, HANG ON. THERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I JUST WANT TO BE HOME.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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ANIMALS.
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Announcer:
THE CROWD IS LOVING IT. [ CROWD CHEERING ]
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IT'S THE BOTTOM OF
THE 8th INNING, AND SO FAR...
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WHOSE TURN IS IT
TO WASH THE DISHES?
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I DID THEM LAST TIME.
I DID THE LAUNDRY.
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WELL, THERE'S NOT ONE
CLEAN PLATE FOR ME TO USE.
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THIS MORNING, I HAD TO EAT
CEREAL OUT OF DANNY'S FRISBEE.
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THERE'S A HOLE
IN THAT FRISBEE.
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I KNOW! LOOK, I AM NOT
A FULL-TIME MAID.
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NO KIDDING. IF YOU WERE, THIS
PLACE WOULD BE A LOT CLEANER.
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I BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG.
USE PAPER PLATES.
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WE ARE NOT USING --
THE ENVIRONMENT CAN SUCK IT.
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BOOM. [ LAUGHS ]
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HA.
OKAY, NEW RULE.
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WHEN YOU USE SOMETHING,
WASH IT OFF AND PUT IT BACK.
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WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER,
RIGHT, FAMILY?
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RIGHT, FAMILY --
THAT SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THEM
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HIPPIE CULT THINGS.
[ BUZZER SOUNDS ]
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YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING
ABOUT DOING THE LAUNDRY.
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HEY.
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DAD!
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I NEVER HAVE TO
DO THE LAUNDRY AGAIN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT,
MY BROTHER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* I'M BACK
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[ FENCE RATTLES ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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TAKE YOUR BASE.
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Dudley: TIME.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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WHAT THE HECK
DOES SHE SEE IN HIM? WHO?
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CAN WE HURRY THIS ALONG?
I GOT COTILLION IN A HALF-HOUR.
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TICKTOCK.
WHAT IS THE HOLDUP?
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DANNY'S GOT GIRL PROBLEMS,
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AND PARVU HAS TO GO
TO COTILLION, WHATEVER THAT IS.
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BALLROOM DANCING
FOR COUPLES
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THAT RESEMBLES
A QUADRILLE.
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DO WE HAVE VANESSA
ON THE NOGGIN?
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I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. WHAT DOES
DAVID HAVE THAT I DON'T?
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WELL,
HE'S GREAT AT BASEBALL.
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HE'S GOT A GREAT HEAD OF HAIR,
ONE ON HIS CHEST,
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AND OWNS 50 LIMITED-EDITION
PAIRS OF SNEAKERS.
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I DREAMED
I WAS ROYAL BABY.
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WE HAVE TO POOP.
WE HAVE TO POOP.
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Woman: KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE BALL, SWEETIE.
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MAN, I HAVEN'T SEEN
A DRUMMING THIS INTENSE
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SINCE THE MIAMI SOUND MACHINE
CONCERT AT THE FABULOUS FORUM.
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[ LAUGHS ]
FRONT ROW.
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HEY, HEY.
GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WELL, DANNY'S UPSET
ABOUT DAVID AND VANESSA.
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PARVU'S LATE
FOR A COTILLION.
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DONG THINKS HE'S THE ROYAL BABY,
AND THE GINGERS NEED TO POOP.
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WE HAVE TO POOP.
WE HAVE TO POOP.
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WE'RE DEALING
WITH A LOT OF CRAP.
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ENOUGH!
TAKE YOUR POSITIONS,
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AND LET'S FINISH THIS UP
LIKE A TEAM.
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VINCE, VANCE --
LOCK IT UP.
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SORRY, COACH,
BUT THAT'S TIME.
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THAT'S THE BALLGAME!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
OH, THESE GUYS SUCK.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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NONE OF YOU
ARE GOING TO HELP ME?
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HI, DARLING.
HI. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH. MWAH.
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I AM SO SORRY THAT I MISSED
THE MATCH, DARLING.
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I MET A NEW FRIEND AND
COMPLETELY LOST TRACK OF TIME.
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HUH.
I KNOW.
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SO, HOW DID YOU GET ON?
HOW WAS THE GAME?
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OH, WELL,
WE LOST, 21-0.
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OH, ONLY 21-0?
OH, THAT'S FABULOUS!
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THAT'S BETTER THAN LAST TIME.
YOU MUST BE THRILLED.
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NO, I AM LOSING IT.
MY FAMILY IS DRIVING ME NUTS.
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I NEED A NIGHT AWAY FROM BOYS
UNDER 10 AND OVER 70.
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I-I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
THE LAST TIME
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I HAD A FUN NIGHT OUT.
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NO, NO. ME, TOO.
I...
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BUT THAT IS MAINLY
DUE TO BLACKOUTS, THOUGH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I AM GONNA GET THE CANNON
TO WATCH DANNY,
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AND YOU AND I ARE GONNA
GO OUT TONIGHT!
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OH, YAY!
YES!
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SPLENDID!
OUR FIRST GIRLS' NIGHT OUT.
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YES!
OH, WE'LL DRINK AND DANCE.
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AND THEN WE'LL DRINK SOME MORE,
'CAUSE I LOVE DRINKING.
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YES!
AND THEN WE'LL JUST END UP NAKED ON SOME MAN'S YACHT.
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YES! OH, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
YES!
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EXCEPT FOR THE YACHT PART.
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* IT'S ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY *
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* WHOA-OH-OH-OH
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* OOH, OOH, OOH-OOH
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* AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO CARE
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HEY, BUD. WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM HERE?
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I DON'T
UNDERSTAND GIRLS.
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WHAT'S TO GET?
I DON'T KNOW.
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I ALWAYS DO
AS MY MOM TOLD ME.
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I'M NICE. I'M FUNNY.
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I ALWAYS HOLD DOORS OPEN.
JUST NONE OF IT WORKS.
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THEY ALWAYS END UP
WITH A GUY LIKE THAT.
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WELL, FIRST OFF,
YOU CAN'T TAKE ADVICE
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ON CHICKS FROM CHICKS.
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IT WOULD BE LIKE
ASKING A FISH HOW TO FISH.
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WHAT?
THIS NICE-GUY THING YOU GOT GOING ON HERE.
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IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING.
GIRLS LIKE A BAD BOY.
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JIMMY DEAN,
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YOU GOT THE MAN IN BLACK,
JOHNNY CASH, KENNEDY.
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AND I'M NOT BRAGGING, BUT I HAD
A HELL OF A ROLL MYSELF.
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WE WERE ALL BAD BOYS
JUST DROWNING IN A SEA OF FLESH.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT TO
GET YOU SOME OF THAT.
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I CAN'T JUST CHANGE
WHO I AM.
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OF COURSE YOU CAN. YOU CAN BE
ANYBODY YOU WANT TO BE.
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SO I CAN BE THAT GUY?
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YEAH, SURE, WHY NOT?
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SEE HOW THAT GIRL'S
HANGING ALL OVER HIM?
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YOU KNOW WHY? HE'S MAKING
BELIEVE HE DOESN'T CARE.
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THAT MAKES 'EM CRAZY,
AND IT GETS THE JEALOUS GOING.
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SO, IF YOU WANT YOUR CHICK
TO NOTICE YOU MORE,
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JUST PAY
LESS ATTENTION TO HER.
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SHE'LL COME A-KNOCKIN'.
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HEY, MOM.
HMM?
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CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
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DID YOU DATE BAD BOYS
WHEN YOU WERE GROWING UP?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
I MARRIED ONE.
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WHY?
WHY? [ GROANS ]
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'CAUSE IT WAS EXCITING.
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SO, THE BAD-BOY THING
KIND OF WORKS?
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WELL, UNTIL IT DOESN'T.
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SO WHAT I'M HEARING IS
THAT IT GETS YOU IN THE DOOR.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, WHAT DOOR?
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NO DOORS.
ALL RIGHT.
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Terry Sr.:
HEY, GOOD NIGHT.
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GOOD NIGHT.
WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I WANT TO GO OUT
WITH LULU TONIGHT.
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WHAT?
I GOT BINGO TONIGHT.
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YOU DON'T PLAY BINGO.
BINGO IS A CHICK.
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I MET HER AT THE BAR
THE OTHER NIGHT. UH...
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[ BLOWS ]
DON'T WAIT UP.
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I REALLY
NEED A NIGHT OUT.
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SORRY, CAN'T DO.
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COME ON, I REALLY NEED YOU
TO BE THE OTHER PARENT.
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LIKE IT OR NOT, WE'RE KIND OF
RAISING DANNY TOGETHER.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SINCE WHEN?
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THAT.
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LOOK --
I DID MY PARENTING.
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YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED.
YOU'RE NOT A STRIPPER.
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[ CLAPS ]
JOB'S DONE.
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I NEVER HAD A 20s.
I NEED TO GO OUT.
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I AM ASKING YOU
FOR ONE NIGHT.
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LISTEN, I'M TRULY VERY
SYMPATHETIC TO YOUR PROBLEM.
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HOW ABOUT THIS --
WHY DON'T YOU JUST SNEAK OUT
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FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS
WHILE THE KID'S SLEEPING?
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I USED TO DO THAT
WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.
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I AM NOT LEAVING DANNY HERE
BY HIMSELF.
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OKAY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO SEE BINGO ANOTHER NIGHT?
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IT'S KIND OF
TIME-SENSITIVE.
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SHE'S GOT TO GO BACK
TO THE JOINT TOMORROW.
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SO, UH,
HAVE A NICE NIGHT, OKAY?
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[ SIGHS ]
[ DOOR OPENS ]
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THE JOINT?
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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* B-I-N-G-O
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* B-I-N-G-O
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* B-I-N-G-O
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* AND BINGO WAS HER NAME-OH
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* YEAH, YEAH
SO, HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT LAST NIGHT?
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IT WAS WEIRD.
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SHE WAS THE ONE
THAT YELLED "BINGO."
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AWESOME.
[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, YOU GOT YOUR NIGHT.
NOW I GET MINE.
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YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH DANNY.
I'M GOING TO WORK ALL DAY.
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AND THEN I AM GOING OUT
WITH LULU.
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A-ARE YOU REALLY SURE
YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS CO-PARENTING THING?
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AS YOU MIGHT RECALL,
I PARENTED YOU, AND LET'S SEE.
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YOU GOT DIVORCED.
YOU WORK AT A PIZZA PARLOR.
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AND YOU LIVE
WITH YOUR FATHER.
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OKAY, I GET IT.
BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
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THIS IS A CHANCE
TO REDEEM YOURSELF, RIGHT?
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SEE,
YOU ALWAYS WANTED A SON.
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YOU NAMED ME TERRY JR.,
FOR GOD'S SAKE, SO HAVE AT IT.
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FATHER AWAY.
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YOU'RE VERY TRUSTING.
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IT'S NOT TRUSTING.
IT'S DESPERATION.
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I REALLY NEED A NIGHT
AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS --
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THE SIGHTS, THE SMELLS,
THE SOUNDS.
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OKAY, FINE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
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IF I DO RUIN HIM,
IT'S ON YOU.
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CHICKEN NUGGETS, BATH, BED --
IN THAT ORDER.
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RIGHT -- CHICKEN BATH,
YOUR BED NUGGETS,
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AND IT'S HANDLED --
BINGO.
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HEY, BUDDY.
THAT'S A NEW LOOK.
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YEAH, I'M TRYING
SOMETHING NEW.
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HEY, MAN. THAT'S IT.
EXPRESS YOURSELF, MY MAN.
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YEAH, BROTHER.
COME ON, TERRY.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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HE JUST CALL ME TERRY?
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* OH, COME ON
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* FORGETTING NOTHING
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00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,918
* END THE FIGHT
223
00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,763
* FORGIVING LESS,
BEFORE THE FIGHT ENDS YOU *
224
00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,020
* FORGETTING NOTHING
225
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,557
* END THE FIGHT
226
00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,163
* FORGIVING LESS,
BEFORE THE FIGHT ENDS YOU *
227
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,395
'SUP?
228
00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,429
HI...
229
00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,674
IS THAT A NEW SHIRT?
230
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,040
WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND?
DON'T CARE.
231
00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:57,438
SO, ENOUGH OF THIS LITTLE
DANCING AROUND WE'VE BEEN DOING.
232
00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:01,040
YOU, ME, "PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4"
ON DEMAND TONIGHT.
233
00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:03,044
I CAN'T GO OUT
ON A SCHOOL NIGHT.
234
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,336
YOU WANT ME TO TALK
TO YOUR FOLKS?
235
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:05,447
HUH?
STRAIGHTEN 'EM OUT?
236
00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,218
SO, YOU A METAL FAN?
237
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,778
HELL, YEAH.
WHO DO YOU LIKE?
238
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,747
SLIPKNOT'S PRETTY RAD.
YOU'RE CUTE.
239
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,385
A BUNCH OF US ARE HANGING OUT
AT THE PARK TONIGHT.
240
00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,020
JUST LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC
AND CHILL.
241
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,015
Danny: SOUNDS COOL.
242
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,286
RAD.
YEAH.
243
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,064
Vanessa: HEY, DANNY.
244
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,532
IF I TALK TO MY PARENTS, I MIGHT
BE ABLE TO HANG OUT TONIGHT.
245
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,631
LET ME KNOW
HOW THAT TURNS OUT.
246
00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,532
SO, DANICA,
YOU WANT TO BUY ME LUNCH?
247
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:28,967
OKAY.
248
00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:30,902
* AAH
249
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,708
* WHOA
250
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,711
SO, HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY
AS A CHANGED MAN?
251
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:37,383
VANESSA WAS SO JEALOUS.
252
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,550
AND THIS OTHER GIRL, DANICA,
SHE BROUGHT ME LUNCH.
253
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,879
DANICA, HUH?
254
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,954
I'M TELLING YOU,
THIS BAD-BOY THING WORKS.
255
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,793
THERE YOU GO.
256
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:48,058
MAN, I AM SO TIRED
OF THESE LAME SNACKS.
257
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,988
I WANT THOSE.
258
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,963
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHO'S THE EASY TEAM TO BEAT?
259
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,462
YEAH, SO? I MEAN,
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
260
00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:55,834
I MEAN,
I KNOW I WOULD.
261
00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:02,496
***
262
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:06,135
LOOK.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
263
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,313
[ LID SLAMS ]
HEY, PAL!
264
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,141
AFRAID YOU CAN'T HAVE THOSE.
THOSE ARE OUR SNACKS!
265
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,307
OKAY, STAN!
266
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:13,782
OHH!
267
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,475
YEAH!
268
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,588
DIG IN, BOYS.
269
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,460
I CALL THE RED ONE.
270
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,789
Boy:
NO, GIVE ME TWO!
271
00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:26,664
YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY,
BUDDY.
272
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,501
REEL HER IN, MY MAN.
273
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,299
EXCUSE ME, CANNON.
274
00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,096
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
I DID THIS IS ALL FOR YOU.
275
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,936
YOU LOOKED THIRSTY.
276
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,841
THANKS. I AM.
277
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,638
I SPEND ONE AFTERNOON
AWAY FROM THE FIELD,
278
00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:45,947
AND I FIND OUT YOU'RE STEALING
THE OTHER TEAM'S SNACKS?
279
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,279
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
280
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,054
HEY, I ONLY DID IT
'CAUSE HE TOLD ME TO.
281
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,382
HEY, YOU LITTLE RAT
STOOL PIGEON.
282
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,947
I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH
283
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,945
TO THROW ME UNDER A BUS.
I KNEW THIS REEKED OF YOU.
284
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,387
LITERALLY -- I CAN SMELL HIM
WEARING YOUR COLOGNE.
285
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,163
I TAKE
NO RESPONSIBILITY.
286
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,291
MY PARENTING COMES
WITH A DISCLAIMER.
287
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,557
AND YOU, DANNY. YOU SHOULD KNOW
BETTER THAN TO LISTEN TO HIM.
288
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:04,555
I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU
HOW TO MAKE BETTER CHOICES.
289
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,067
HEY, HEY.
EASE UP, TERRY.
290
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:07,399
YEAH, EASE UP!
291
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,904
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
TO YOUR MOTHER?
292
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,236
HEY, LOOK. I'M JUST
COPYING YOU, OKAY? THAT'S ALL.
293
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,471
YOU NEED TO GO TO YOUR ROOM
AND STAY THERE UNTIL I GET HOME.
294
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,576
NO!
I'VE GOT A THING!
295
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,808
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE
THAT THING RIGHT NOW
296
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,484
IF YOU DON'T
GO TO YOUR ROOM, OKAY? GO!
297
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,151
YOU TWO NEED TO LEARN
TO CHILL.
298
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,880
WHAT?
WHAT?
299
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,145
ROOM, NOW!
300
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,253
WHATEVS, TERRY.
301
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,393
I'M GOING OUT.
302
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,222
TRY NOT TO RUIN HIM
ANY FURTHER.
303
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,598
WEAR A SHORTER DRESS,
WHY DON'T YOU?
304
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,526
YOU KNOW WHAT?
305
00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:42,837
DANNY AND MY DAD CAN MAKE
EACH OTHER MISERABLE TONIGHT.
306
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:43,940
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
307
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,441
[ LAUGHTER ]
308
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,513
DARLING, ARE YOU OKAY?
AHH!
309
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,911
NO!
310
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,513
BUT I'M GONNA
GET THERE QUICK.
311
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,854
JUST DON'T LET ME HAVE
MORE THAN THREE DRINKS,
312
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,510
BECAUSE THEN I TURN
INTO MY FATHER.
313
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,017
BARTENDER! FOUR MORE
MARTINIS, PLEASE.
314
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,251
GIRLS' NIGHT
HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.
315
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,517
WELL,
I'LL DRINK TO THAT.
316
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,694
THAT'S MY DRINK.
UH-HUH.
317
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,132
GOOD EVENING, LADIES.
I'M JOSH.
318
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,428
OH, GOSH, JOSH.
HMM.
319
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,860
[ CHUCKLES ]
NICE ASS, JOSH.
320
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,296
WHY DON'T YOU PARK IT
IN THIS SEAT?
321
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,570
OKAY.
RIGHT THERE.
322
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,869
DO YOU HAVE
ANY HOT FRIENDS, JOSH?
323
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,141
YEAH.
324
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,968
CALL 'EM.
ALL OF THEM. ALL OF 'EM?
325
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,814
NOW.
NOW? NOW.
326
00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:19,869
YEAH, YEAH, YOU GOT TO
PUT IT TO YOUR HEAD.
327
00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,207
SO...OH, OKAY.
YEAH.
328
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,141
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS
IN DISTANCE ]
329
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:27,307
HEY, KID! GET OUT HERE!
330
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,617
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
331
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,890
YO! KID!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
332
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,821
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
333
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,456
OH. OH, BOY.
334
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,831
LITTLE TWERP
WENT OUT THE WINDOW.
335
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,467
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING
ALL THESE YEARS.
336
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,001
GUYS!
337
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,967
LIQUORED UP.
NO INHIBITIONS.
338
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,976
Lying about being
professional photographers.
339
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,949
[ LAUGHS ]
DARLING, THEY CAN HEAR YOU.
340
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,008
IT'S TERRY TIME!
341
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,076
[ CHUCKLES ]
YES, IT IS.
342
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,513
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
343
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,178
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
OH!
344
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,476
I WILL PAY FOR THAT!
345
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,747
WAIT. NO, I WON'T.
BECAUSE I'M HOT.
346
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,587
[ LAUGHS ]
[ HOWLS ]
347
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,522
MAYBE WE SHOULD ORDER
SOME FOOD, DARLING,
348
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,528
MAYBE SOME CALAMARI.
NO, NO, NO. IT'LL JUST SOAK UP THE ALCOHOL.
349
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,600
[ HEAVY D AND THE BOYZ'
"MR. BIG STUFF" PLAYS ] PLUS, THIS!
350
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,198
THIS IS MY JAM.
351
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,200
IT IS?
352
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,501
OH, COME ON. LET'S GO!
353
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,972
LET'S GO. LET'S GO.
GO, GO, GO!
354
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,872
OFF WE GO! OFF WE GO!
GO, COME ON! GO, GO, GO!
355
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,035
* I'M MR. BIG STUFF
356
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,883
[ CHEERING ]
357
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,378
* OH, YEAH
358
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,223
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
* I'M A QUICK RHYME SHOOTER
359
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,978
* RAP ROOKIE, RECRUITER
360
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,217
* I ALWAYS SAY COULD,
NEVER, EVER SAY COULD HAVE *
361
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,322
YEAH! COME ON!
* I'M HEALTHY AND STACKED, NOT A BEAST OR ALL FAT *
362
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,664
COME ON!
* I GET APPLAUSE AND AWARDS EVERY TIME I RAP *
363
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,530
* I LOVE THE WAY I AM,
I WOULD NEVER SWITCH *
364
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,829
* I'M THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER
SINCE A PORNO FLICK * [ SIGHS ]
365
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,902
* YOU MOVE AND GROOVE
TO MY FUNKY TUNE *
366
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,631
* PARTY PEOPLE,
IT'S TIME TO MAKE ROOM *
367
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,395
* FOR YOUR MR. BIG STUFF
WHOO!
368
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,365
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
369
00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,503
[ Slurring ] I'M OKAY!
370
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,837
[ HOWLS ]
371
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,212
THIS IS THE BEST
I'VE EVER FELT IN MY LIFE.
372
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,081
Dick: WELL, GIVE ME
ABOUT 7 1/2 MINUTES.
373
00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,740
OH, BOY.
I'M GLAD THAT SMELL ISN'T ME.
374
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,077
JUST SAYING, TER.
375
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:09,723
YOU ON THE FLOOR -- SO HOT.
[ LAUGHS ]
376
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,089
DID YOU COME HERE ALONE,
OR DID YOUR DATE HANG HERSELF?
377
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,719
[ LAUGHS ] I CAME WITH STAN,
BUT I'M NOT LEAVING WITH HIM.
378
00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:16,694
SO I'M CABBING IT?
THAT IS CORRECT.
379
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,594
COCKTAILS. PLATINUM.
380
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,986
YOUR CARD'S
BEEN DECLINED.
381
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,098
IT WAS MAXED OUT
ON DOUCHE ELIXIR,
382
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,430
AND IT HAS WORKED.
383
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,334
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S SO HOT.
384
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,596
[ GASPS ]
385
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,174
[ GIGGLES ]
386
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,542
SO, LULU, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
MY MARIONETTES?!
387
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:32,941
NO.
388
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,773
THAT'S OKAY.
NORMAL REACTION.
389
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,007
SO, I WAS THINKING,
MAYBE LATER, WE COULD --
390
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,543
OH, GOOD TIMING,
LULU.
391
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,507
LET'S GO TO ANOTHER PART
OF THE BAR WHERE THERE'S LESS...
392
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,576
THAT.
393
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,684
TERRY, CALL ME BACK
RIGHT AWAY.
394
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:48,015
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYING ]
395
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:51,455
SO, WE'RE ALL GETTING TICKETS
TO HATEBREED IF YOU WANT TO GO.
396
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:56,461
* IT'S ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY *
397
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:57,856
* WHOA-OH-OH-OH
398
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,967
I-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
399
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,700
THEY'RE NOT
THAT HARD TO GET.
400
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,874
UH, YOU KNOW, LOOK, DANICA,
YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU AND ALL,
401
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,744
BUT MY REAL FEELINGS
ARE FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
402
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,783
RUSTY, DON'T EVEN START.
WHO'S THIS DORK?
403
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,279
KICK HIS BUTT, DANNY.
WHAT?
404
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,252
KNOCK, KNOCK.
WHO'S THERE?
405
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,251
* IT'S ENOUGH
TO MAKE YOU GO CRAZY *
406
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,254
[ GRUNTING ]
407
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,416
* WHOA-OH-OH-OH
* YEAH, HEY
408
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:26,025
* AND I'D BE CRAZY NOT TO CARE
409
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,731
Terry Jr.:
[ COUGHING, GAGGING ]
410
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,736
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS
IN DISTANCE ]
411
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,068
YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
ON THIS SIDE OF VOMIT BEFORE.
412
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,835
JUST RELAX, DARLING.
LET IT ALL OUT.
413
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,172
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
FLUSH THOSE POUNDS AWAY.
414
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,678
UGH.
415
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,479
I AM SO SORRY, LULU.
416
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,482
WERE THEY ABLE TO
PUT THE FIRE OUT?
417
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:50,524
YES, DARLING, BUT THAT MAN'S
TOUPEE IS COMPLETELY RUINED. [ WATER RUNS ]
418
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,850
UGH.
419
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,845
I JUST REALLY
WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN.
420
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,357
OH, I KNOW, DARLING,
AND THAT'S FINE.
421
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,990
BUT YOU CAN'T CRAM
10 YEARS INTO ONE NIGHT.
422
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:01,787
AND LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
YOU MISSED OUT ON YOUR 20s,
423
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,028
AND MAYBE YOU DID.
424
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,133
AND SO WHAT?
MAY I SUGGEST BABY STEPS?
425
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,426
THANK YOU, LULU.
426
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,767
AND I'M NOT TALKING
METAPHORICALLY.
427
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,141
I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T
ACTUALLY WALK SLOWLY,
428
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,300
YOU'RE GONNA END UP
IN THE LOO AGAIN.
429
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,868
NO, NO, GOSH. YOU'RE FINE.
YOU'RE FINE.
430
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,705
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING,
BUT YOU'RE FINE.
431
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,841
YOU'RE THE BEST.
YES, I AM. OFF YOU GO.
432
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,346
I LOVE YOU.
THERE SHE IS. [ CHUCKLES ]
433
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,948
WOW.
434
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,049
HERE. PUT THIS
ON YOUR KISSER.
435
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,693
[ GRUNTS ]
SO, YOU DONE NOW?
436
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,888
YEAH. LOOK, I GET IT.
I GOT SMACKED BACK INTO REALITY.
437
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,192
THE UNIVERSE HAS A WAY
OF DOING THAT.
438
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,564
AND THIS --
THIS BAD-BOY THING,
439
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,303
YOU GOT TO USE IT
IN MODERATION.
440
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,858
OF COURSE, I SHOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU THAT
441
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:37,956
BEFORE YOU JUMPED OUT
THE WINDOW, BUT YOU KNOW.
442
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,367
WAIT, WAIT.
443
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,299
CANNON, WAS THIS
ALL ONE OF YOUR LESSONS?
444
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:45,235
I DON'T KNOW. WAS IT?
445
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:47,712
IS THIS RIGHT NOW
ONE OF YOUR LESSONS?
446
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,410
YOU TELL ME.
447
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:53,312
I'M JUST GONNA GO
CLEAN THE HOUSE.
448
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,976
[ SIGHS ]
449
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,245
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
450
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:58,694
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
451
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,364
WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS?
452
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,506
HEY. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?
453
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,609
RUSTY.
BIG KID, BIG MISTAKE.
454
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,612
PRETTY MUCH GOT
WHAT I DESERVED.
455
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,354
MOM, I'M SO SORRY,
456
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,249
AND I PROMISE, I WILL NOT
MOUTH OFF TO YOU AGAIN.
457
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,922
OH, I AM SO GLAD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
458
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,121
OW!
459
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,263
NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO
WITH MY DIRTY HOUSE?
460
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,618
UH, WELL, THE CANNON AND I
WORKED IT OUT.
461
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,886
I'VE GOT MONDAYS, WEDNESDAYS,
AND FRIDAYS.
462
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:42,625
AND ALSO, I EMBARRASSED MYSELF
IN FRONT OF VANESSA AGAIN.
463
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,362
I GUESS WE'RE JUST
NOT MEANT TO BE.
464
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,527
ANYWAYS, IF I HAVE TO PRETEND
TO BE SOMEONE I'M NOT
465
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,136
JUST TO GET NEAR HER,
466
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,638
I THINK IT'S THE UNIVERSE
TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.
467
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,110
HMM.
ANYWAYS, I GOT TO GO GET READY FOR SCHOOL.
468
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,340
I LOVE YOU, MOM.
469
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,714
[ SIGHS ]
470
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,776
I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUD.
471
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,384
HEY.
472
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,646
HEY.
473
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,894
YOU SMELL LIKE A RUG
A CAMEL SLEEPS ON.
474
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,990
IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT.
YEAH.
475
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,492
HEY, HOW DID YOU
CLEAN THIS HOUSE
476
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:15,134
AND TRANSFORM MY SON
BACK INTO THIS SWEET BOY I LOVE?
477
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,332
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,
JUST A LITTLE CO-PARENTING.
478
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,334
HMM.
479
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,995
IT'S A GIFT. I'M GIFTED.
480
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,003
SO WE'RE FIGURING
THIS THING OUT.
481
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,965
MAYBE I'LL GET IT
A LITTLE BETTER THIS TIME.
482
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,014
HMM.
AND BY THE WAY, I TOLD THE KID
483
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,309
THAT I WOULD CLEAN UP
TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS.
484
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,612
AND JUST FOR
A LITTLE HEADS-UP,
485
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,684
IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
486
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,682
BYE-BYE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
487
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,524
MWAH.
SEE YOU AT PRACTICE.
488
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,750
I KNOW.
489
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,256
Terry Sr.:
LIGHT IT UP, BILLY.
490
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,919
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
COME ON, EVERYBODY OUT.
491
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,127
LET'S GO.
COME ON. HUSTLE UP.
492
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:50,330
ALL RIGHT. TIME TO GET BACK
SOME OF OUR PRIDE.
493
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,833
WE'RE GONNA PRACTICE
OUR BUTTS OFF TODAY
494
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:56,165
BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO
THAT SCOREBOARD OVER THERE,
495
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:59,173
YOU KNUCKLEHEADS LET THEM
GET UP ON YOU 21-ZIP.
496
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,276
WE ARE NEVER GONNA SEE
THAT SCORE AGAIN.
497
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,509
LET'S GO.
498
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,951
LET'S GO!
499
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,508
LET'S GO. LET'S HIT IT.
500
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,017
RUN AND PUT THE BATS DOWN.
501
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,349
COME ON! COME ON!
502
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,324
PICK IT UP, DUDLEY. LET'S GO.
503
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,193
ATTABOY.
504
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,233
BALANCED. STAY BALANCED.
505
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,428
ALL RIGHT.
506
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,057
ALL RIGHT, HEY.
507
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:24,204
HUNTER, IT WON'T HURT YOU.
508
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,002
OW!
ALL RIGHT, MAYBE A LITTLE.
509
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,702
HEY! HEY! HEY!
510
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:33,668
HEY! COME ON.
511
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,812
FIELD THAT BALL
LIKE YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE.
512
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:38,884
OR NOT.
513
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,081
[ TAB POPS ]
514
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,582
CATCH IT! CATCH IT!
515
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:42,754
GOOD EYE.
516
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:46,153
I'LL GET IT!
I'LL GET IT!
517
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,685
I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
518
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,697
HEY, METAL HEAD!
519
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,430
THROW ME ONE!
520
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,926
I'M NOT
THAT GUY ANYMORE.
521
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,497
GOOD.
522
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,335
NOW, COME ON.
THROW ME ONE.
523
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,343
ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M GONNA WARN YOU.
524
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,936
I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING.
525
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,447
[ BAT CRACKS ]
526
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,515
WHOA.
WHOA.
527
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,127
WHAT?
528
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,298
HEY, VANESSA.
529
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,058
YOU EVER THINK OF PLAYING?
530
00:20:30,108 --> 00:20:34,658
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