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Terry Jr.:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
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YOU PROMISED YOURSELF
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YOU'D NEVER LET BASEBALL
INTO YOUR LIFE AGAIN.
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COME ON, DAD! HIT IT OUT
AND SEND THESE FREAKS HOME!
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I'M GONNA
TAKE YOU SO DEEP
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
MAKING ME BREAKFAST, BABY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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Boy: YEAH! COME ON!
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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SO, BASEBALL, HUH?
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HOLD ON.
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IS IT HIM? HMM?
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DID MY FATHER, SIR DRINKS-A-LOT,
GET IN YOUR EAR
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AND TELL YOU THAT
YOU HAVE TO PLAY BASEBALL?
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BECAUSE YOU DO NOT
HAVE TO PLAY,
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UNLESS
YOU REALLY WANT TO.
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MOM, THE CANNON
DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
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YOU WANT TO KNOW
THE REASON?
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HER.
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OHH.
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SHE GO
TO YOUR NEW SCHOOL?
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YEP. VANESSA.
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AND SHE DIGS BALLPLAYERS.
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YOU'RE DOING ALL THIS
FOR A GIRL?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND, LOOK,
I KNOW YOU HAVE PROBLEMS
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WITH THE CANNON AND BASEBALL,
BUT THINGS WILL BE OKAY.
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THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT.
I GOT A COUPLE OF JOB INTERVIEWS LINED UP.
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WE'LL BE OUT OF HIS HOUSE
IN NO TIME.
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GOOD, 'CAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE
A HOT VAN FULL OF MONKEY ASS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
Man over P.A.: PLAYERS TRYING OUT,
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PLEASE REPORT TO THE FIELD.
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PLAYERS TRYING OUT...
OKAY, BUDDY, THAT'S YOU.
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...PLEASE REPORT TO THE FIELD.
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NOW, YOU JUST GO OUT THERE
AND HAVE FUN, OKAY?
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JUST HAVE FUN.
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Terry Sr.:
COME HERE, KID.
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NOW --
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
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WHEN YOU GET YOUR SHOT
TO PITCH,
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YOU FIRE IT
AS HARD AS YOU CAN
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AND HIT THAT FIRST KID
SQUARE RIGHT IN THE FACE.
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YOU'LL SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF ALL OF THEM.
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NO!
[ Laughing ] NO.
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NO, LET'S NOT HIT ANY KIDS
IN THE FACE, OKAY?
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GO HAVE FUN, BUD. GO.
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YO.
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DON'T DO THAT.
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WHY NOT?
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YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HIT
THAT KID IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD
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AND THEY HAD TO PUT
ONE OF THEM GIANT FRANKENSTEIN SHOES ON HIM
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SO HE COULD
GET HIS BALANCE BACK?
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I WAS 9.
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I THREW THAT PITCH
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BECAUSE YOU PROMISED ME
ICE CREAM AND A PONY.
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WELL, HOW BIG A SUCKER
COULD YOU BE? HOW BIG?
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WHERE THE HELL
WAS I GONNA GET A PONY?
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I DO REMEMBER THAT YOU THREW
SIX PERFECT GAMES THAT YEAR,
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AND WE WENT TO
THE CHAMPIONSHIP. MM-HMM.
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YEP, AND I REMEMBER YOU
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PEEING ON HOME PLATE IN PROTEST
AFTER WE LOST.
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THE GUY WAS OUT
BY 10 FEET!
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AND THAT'S
THE WAY I PROTEST.
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EXACTLY. SANE PEOPLE
ARGUE THAT CALL.
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THEY DON'T PULL OUT THEIR JUNK
IN FRONT OF LITTLE KIDS.
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HE WAS OUT!
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[ GROANS ]
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I MEAN,
WHAT DON'T YOU GET?!
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HI.
HELLO.
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NOT YOU.
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[ SIGHS ]
OH, COME ON, BUDDY.
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YOU CAN DO THIS.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
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OH, GOD.
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THE KID STINKS.
YOU STINK!
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OKAY, HONEY, THROW IT OVERHAND,
THROW IT OVERHAND.
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[ GROANS ]
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HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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HERE.
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GO AHEAD.
IT'S JUST TEQUILA.
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OHH.
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USUALLY
I'M A SCOTCH GIRL.
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OH, SCOTCH?
I'VE GOT SCOTCH.
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ROCKS?
UH, NO, THANK YOU.
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OKAY.
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HELLO, THERE.
HI.
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I'M LULU.
HI. I'M TERRY.
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MY BOY AND I
JUST MOVED HERE FROM MICHIGAN.
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OH, I LOVE CANADA.
[ LAUGHS ]
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IT'S NOT IN --
I LOVE IT.
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I LOVE IT.
YEAH, OKAY.
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SO, WHICH ONE'S YOURS?
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OH, UM, HIM OVER THERE.
THAT'S MICHAEL.
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IS HE...DANCING?
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YES. HE'S SO GAY.
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BALL
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JUST LIKE HIS FATHER.
YOUR HUSBAND'S GAY?
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DEAD.
DIED...BEHIND ME.
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YEAH, PRODUCED MOVIES,
LEFT ME MILLIONS --
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SILVER LINING!
[ LAUGHS ]
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SO, ANYWAY,
TELL ME ABOUT YOU.
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OH, UH, WELL, LET'S SEE.
UM, MESSY DIVORCE.
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OH.
LOST EVERYTHING.
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UH, LIVING WITH MY FATHER,
WHO CRIPPLED ME EMOTIONALLY.
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SILVER LINING!
[ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE FUNNY.
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OKAY, LOOK,
HERE'S THE DEAL. OKAY.
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SO, THEY ARE
THE SMARMY ARMY.
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THE ONE IN BLUE
IS DICK SLINGBAUGH.
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LEAGUE PRESIDENT.
RECENTLY DIVORCED.
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AND RUMOR HAS IT HE'S CARRYING
QUITE THE BAT DOWN THERE. MM.
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"OLD HICKORY" I CA--
THEY CALL IT.
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LIKE THE BAT. [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
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OH, DARLING, LOOK.
YOUR BOY, HE'S UP.
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OH, GOD.
COME ON, CATCH IT.
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[ SIGHS ]
WOW. THAT KID SCREAMS "SINGLE MOM."
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I WISH I WAS 12
SO I COULD PUNCH THAT KID.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
COME ON, GUYS,
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WE'RE HERE TO BUILD THESE KIDS
UP, NOT TEAR THEM DOWN.
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SHUT UP, STAN.
DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BELT.
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WHAT KIND OF A PARENT
LETS THEIR KID COME OUT HERE
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AND EMBARRASS HIMSELF
LIKE THAT?
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THE ONLY THING THAT KID'S
GONNA CATCH IS A BEATING.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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AAH!
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OW! AAH!
MAN, WHO THREW THAT?!
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WAS THAT YOU, FRECKLES?
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YOU HAVE ISSUES.
HMM.
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WE'RE GONNA BE
GREAT FRIENDS. MM-HMM.
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[ BURPS ]
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HEY, UM, EMPTY.
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HMM? OH.
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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I AM NOT YOUR
10-YEAR-OLD WAITRESS ANYMORE.
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GET IT YOURSELF.
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WOULD YOU, UH --
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WOULD YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE?
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NO. LAST TIME I CLOSED MY EYES,
YOU FARTED ON ME.
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I AM SITTING DOWN.
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COME ON, HONEY,
JUST FOR A SECOND. NO. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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I'M NOT CLOSING --
PLEASE CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SECOND, PLEASE.
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OKAY, NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?
NOTHING.
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AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU PAY HERE.
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SO IF YOU AND THE KID
WANT TO CONTINUE LIVING HERE,
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YOU'LL START
BEING A LITTLE NICER TO ME.
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[ THUMPING IN DISTANCE ]
WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
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A RACCOON GOT CAUGHT IN THE WALL
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
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PROBABLY NOT DEAD YET.
OKAY.
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WHERE'S DANNY?
WHO?
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[ THUMPING CONTINUES ]
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HEY, BUDDY.
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WHATCHA DOIN'?
WELL, THE CANNON SAID THAT
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I HAVE TO THROW A
THOUSAND OF THESE OR WE CAN'T LIVE HERE.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
A THOUSAND THROWS?
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU THINK
YOU'RE TRYING TO HELP,
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BUT PLEASE DON'T.
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FIRST OF ALL, GET THAT
TOILET THING OUT OF MY FACE.
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SECOND OF ALL,
DID YOU SEE THAT KID THROW?
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HE'S GOT AN ARM
LIKE A DUCK.
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DUCKS DON'T HAVE ARMS.
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PRECISELY MY POINT.
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LOOK, I CAN TEACH THAT KID
SOME THINGS.
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OH, NO. NO TEACHING.
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NO SCREWING HIM UP
LIKE YOU DID ME.
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I SCREWED YOU UP?
YEAH.
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HOW ABOUT WHEN I GOT
MY FIRST PERIOD, HUH?
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YOU TOLD ME TO
"WALK IT OFF."
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THERE WAS NO INTERNET THEN.
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OR WHEN I LEFT
FOR COLLEGE?
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DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
YOU SAID TO ME THEN?
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"TAKE THE DOG
OR HE'LL DIE."
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AFTER THAT.
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YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD SEE
EVERY GAME I EVER PLAYED IN.
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I WOULD LOOK UP IN THE STANDS.
I NEVER SAW YOU ONCE.
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DANNY IS NEVER GOING TO
FEEL THAT, OKAY?
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THE -- THE GANNON CURSE
OF BEING A MINOR LEAGUER IN LIFE
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WILL STOP WITH HIM --
I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT.
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THAT IS FINE.
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TELL YOU WHAT, GO, UH --
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GO GET DONNY
AND I'LL APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
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IT'S DANNY.
WHATEVER. GO GET THE GUY.
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GO GET HIM AND, UM,
I WILL APOLOGIZE.
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STILL A SUCKER.
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HEY! HEY!
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YOU GET BACK HERE!
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20 BUCKS
IF YOU CAN NAIL HIM.
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I TOLD YOU HE SUCKS.
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[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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HEY.
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Y-YOU DROPPED THIS.
THANKS.
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I'M DANNY GANNON.
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YOU WERE AT THE BASEBALL FIELD
THE OTHER DAY. YEAH.
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I'M GONNA BE PLAYING
THIS YEAR. COOL.
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YOU HAVE
RIDICULOUSLY BROWN EYES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHE'S MINE. YOU DON'T EVER
TALK TO HER. YOU GOT IT?
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DAVID, HE'S NEW.
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT
BULLYING AT OUR AGE
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IS LINKED TO COMPENSATING
FOR A SMALL PENIS? [ LAUGHS ]
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LISTEN, FREAK,
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I SEE YOU AROUND HER
AGAIN, AND I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THERE'S NOT A THING YOU CAN DO --
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Boy: EW!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER
A-AND ME.
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UGH! WEIRDO.
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
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THAT KID'S
SCARED OF ME NOW.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY,
BUT...HE IS.
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YOU'RE WEIRD.
I LIKE THAT.
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SEE YA.
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BYE.
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RACCOON! LUNCH!
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HEY.
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OH, OH.
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COME HERE A SECOND.
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WHAT THE HECK
HAPPENED TO YOU?
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I KISSED A BOY.
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HERE WE GO.
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YOU'RE NOT A PICCOLO PLAYER,
ARE YOU?
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CANNON, I'M NOT GAY.
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A KID WAS PICKING ON ME,
SO I THOUGHT KISSING HIM
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WOULD FREAK HIM OUT
AND THROW HIM OFF HIS GAME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
I GET IT.
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Both: YOU DO?
ABSOLUTELY.
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I ONCE BATTED AGAINST VIDA BLUE
WITH MY JOHNSON OUT.
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HE WALKED ME ON FOUR
STRAIGHT PITCHES. [ LAUGHS ]
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MY KID PUNCHED ME.
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OKAY, YOU GET
A PIPE OR A BRICK.
231
00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,875
WHEN THE KID
COMES AROUND THE CORNER...
232
00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:04,951
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
...YOU COME OUT AND YOU CRACK HIM.
233
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,608
NO! NO!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
234
00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,677
NO BRICKS. NO PIPES.
235
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,015
HELLO?
236
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,249
A BAG OF NICKELS.
HUH?
237
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,794
LET ME SEE THAT.
238
00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,292
IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
IT'S NOTHING.
239
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,894
GO GET THREE CANS OF BEER,
240
00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:21,026
PUT ONE OF THEM COLD ONES
RIGHT ON YOUR EYE, ALL RIGHT?
241
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,561
WHAT DO I DO
WITH THE OTHER TWO?
242
00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,256
HANDS.
243
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,367
Terry Jr.: NO BEER!
244
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,068
ICE.
245
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,238
WHAT'S WITH THE FACE?
246
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,870
PROBLEM WITH
THE "SHE-GINA"?
247
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,705
WHAT? SOMETHING?
248
00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,411
THAT WAS SOMEONE
FROM THE LEAGUE.
249
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,082
YOU DIDN'T
MAKE THE TEAM.
250
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,880
I'M REALLY SORRY, BUDDY.
251
00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,282
Danny:
WELL, THAT SUCKS.
252
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:41,953
NOW HOW AM I GONNA
IMPRESS VANESSA?
253
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,652
MAYBE
YOU STOP KISSING BOYS.
254
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,654
VANESSA'S JUST GONNA HAVE TO
LEARN TO LOVE YOU
255
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:48,456
FOR YOUR BRILLIANT MIND
AND YOUR BOYISH GOOD LOOKS.
256
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,418
WELL, I'M SCREWED.
257
00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,888
GOD.
258
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,996
I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM.
YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP.
259
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,558
WHAT?!
YOU'RE RELIEVED.
260
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,566
NOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANY REASON
TO GO TO THAT FIELD
261
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,228
OR BE AROUND
THAT MISERABLE GAME.
262
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,567
BUT THAT KID
WANTS TO BE OUT THERE,
263
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,401
AND YOU SHOULD
FIX IT FOR HIM, OKAY?
264
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,066
WELL, RIGHT NOW,
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW,
265
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,636
SO BASEBALL
WILL HAVE TO WAIT.
266
00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:10,405
NO PROBLEM.
I WILL FIX IT.
267
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,353
I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO
THAT MEETING THEY GOT TONIGHT.
268
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,020
IT'S, UH, ONE OF THEM --
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
269
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,018
A LEAGUE
ORIENTATION MEETING,
270
00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,420
WHICH I WILL ATTEND,
AND I WILL SPEAK FOR DONNY.
271
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,262
NO. NO. YOU'RE NOT GONNA
GO DOWN THERE.
272
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,359
I WILL FIX THIS.
273
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,491
AND IT'S DANNY!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
274
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,156
I REALLY WISH
WE COULD HAVE TAKEN EVERY KID.
275
00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,025
BUT WE JUST DON'T HAVE
THE EQUIPMENT, THE UNIFORMS,
276
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:33,603
OR A COACH,
SO...BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR.
277
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,803
[ CHUCKLES ]
278
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:35,935
GO. GO NOW. GO NOW. NOW.
UM, YEAH.
279
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,669
UM, EXCUSE ME.
HI, HI.
280
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,105
WHO MAKES
THE FINAL DECISION
281
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,639
ABOUT WHICH KIDS
MAKE THE LEAGUE?
282
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,845
UH, RIGHT HERE.
THIS GUY.
283
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,508
[ LAUGHS ]
WELL, UH,
284
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,016
I ONLY ASK BECAUSE
IN GOOGLING YOU,
285
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,549
I FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN
PLAY HIGH-SCHOOL BASEBALL.
286
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,045
Man: WELL...
287
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,387
YEAH, I, UH -- I PULLED MY GROIN
MY JUNIOR YEAR,
288
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,233
AND THEN MY S-- WHAT AM I DOING?
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
289
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,728
LADY,
I APOLOGIZE IF YOUR KID
290
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:03,061
WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT,
OKAY, BUT THIS ISN'T SOCCER.
291
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,896
WE DON'T GIVE EVERY KID
A TROPHY HERE.
292
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,402
AND BESIDES, WE DON'T HAVE
THE EQUIPMENT OR A COACH.
293
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,244
SO THIS LITTLE WHATEVER THIS IS
IS OVER.
294
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,640
UH, NO, I-I'LL PAY
FOR ALL THE EQUIPMENT.
295
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,872
YEAH, I'LL PAY
FOR EVERYTHING --
296
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,707
MATS, TIGHTS,
RIBBONS ON STICKS,
297
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,853
EVERYTHING --
THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
298
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,208
WELL, THANK YOU FOR THAT,
CRAZY SPICE,
299
00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,677
BUT WE STILL
DON'T HAVE A COACH.
300
00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,045
SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
301
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,588
I DIDN'T THINK SO.
302
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,920
[ SIGHS ]
303
00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,916
OH, MY GOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
304
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:33,588
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
305
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,596
I'LL COACH.
306
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,928
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S A -- THAT'S A CUTE IDEA.
307
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,425
BUT THESE KIDS NEED A MAN
308
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:42,096
WHO UNDERSTANDS THEM
AND THE GAME.
309
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,765
WELL, UNLIKE YOU, DICK,
310
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,435
I PLAYED IN HIGH SCHOOL,
311
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,543
AND THEN I WAS AN ALL-AMERICAN
SOFTBALL PLAYER IN COLLEGE.
312
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,835
SO HOW ABOUT THIS?
313
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,177
YOU AND ME
ON THE FIELD TOMORROW.
314
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,112
I THROW YOU ONE PITCH.
315
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,117
YOU HIT IT, YOU WILL NEVER
SEE ME OR MY KID AGAIN.
316
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,120
BUT YOU MISS IT,
I GET TO COACH MY KID
317
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,723
AND ALL OF THE OTHER KIDS
WHO DIDN'T MAKE YOUR LEAGUE.
318
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,356
[ LAUGHTER ]
I MEAN...
319
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,791
Lulu: OI! OI!
320
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,626
THERE'S A BET
ON THE TABLE HERE.
321
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,130
SO I THINK THERE'S
ONLY QUESTION LEFT,
322
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,203
AND THAT IS, ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH
TO TAKE IT...
323
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,703
DICK?
324
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,144
OH, LADY, I'M MAN ENOUGH
TO TAKE BOTH OF YOU ON.
325
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,878
WITH 15 MINUTES IN BETWEEN,
MAYBE 20.
326
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,209
BUT, HEY --
327
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,554
MAYBE 25 --
328
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,950
YOU GOT YOURSELVES A BET.
329
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,486
IS THAT THE KID
THAT HIT YOU?
330
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,825
Danny: YEAH.
OKAY, LOOK.
331
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,960
HERE'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO --
332
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,304
YOU TAKE
YOUR LIT CIGARETTE
333
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,559
AND YOU FLICK IT
OVER HIS SHOULDER, SEE,
334
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,556
JUST LIKE THAT.
335
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,097
YOU TAKE THIS BAT,
336
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,633
AND YOU BASH HIS KNEES IN.
337
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,637
NO! I AM NOT
HITTING A KID.
338
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,369
AND I DO NOT SMOKE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
339
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,582
Man: UNGAWA!
Men: WAH!
340
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,950
UNGAWA!
WAH!
341
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,610
UNGAWA!
WAH!
342
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,778
YOUR MAMA!
WHOA!
343
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,487
[ BEATBOXING ]
344
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,894
COME ON, DAD!
SHUT UP!
345
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:46,792
AAH!
346
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:47,856
OHH!
347
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,695
[ GASPS ]
THAT'S MY BOY!
348
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:52,029
HE DIDN'T HIT IT!
WE HAVE A TEAM! WE HAVE A TEAM!
349
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,125
OH!
350
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,666
Terry Jr.:
DIDN'T HIT IT.
351
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,871
UNGAWA!
WAH! I'M FINE!
352
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,874
UNGAWA!
WAH! SEE YOU ON THE FIELD, DICK.
353
00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,006
YOUR MAMA!
WHOA! Lulu: WELL DONE, TERRY!
354
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,083
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
355
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,524
HEY, I'M SORRY
TO BUG YOU AT HOME,
356
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:09,818
BUT I KNOW YOU GUYS
HAVE PRACTICE TOMORROW.
357
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,019
I WANTED TO GET YOU
YOUR UNIFORMS.
358
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,351
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE
THE ANGELS.
359
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,915
GREAT.
HOW'S THE EYE?
360
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,025
OH, IT DOESN'T HURT.
I HAVEN'T EVEN ICED IT.
361
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,358
WELL,
I'M SORRY I THREW AT YOU,
362
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,092
BUT YOU WERE
ACTING LIKE A JACKASS.
363
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,658
NO, HEY. I GET IT.
364
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,495
IT'S JUST LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS
IN THE SCHOOLYARD
365
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,101
WHEN THEY PUNCH YOU
IN THE ARM 'CAUSE THEY THINK YOU'RE HOT.
366
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,444
IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
367
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,168
YOU KNOW,
I LIKE YOUR LOOK.
368
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,013
A LOT OF GIRLS HAVE BEAUTY,
BUT...
369
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,039
YOU'RE NOT
CONCERNED ABOUT THAT.
370
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,514
YOU HAVE CHARACTER.
371
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,082
CHARACTER? HMM.
YEAH.
372
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:38,750
IT'S LIKE YOUR CLOTHES.
YOU DON'T --
373
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,578
YOU DON'T CARE
WHAT ANYBODY THINKS. HMM.
374
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:41,953
AND YOUR HAIR...
375
00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,722
IT'S LIKE YOU WERE ANGRY
WHEN YOU CUT IT.
376
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:44,920
[ SIGHS ]
377
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,752
THIS YOUR HOUSE?
MM-HMM.
378
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,256
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
INVITE ME IN SOMETIME FOR...
379
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,789
SOME BUGS.
[ SIGHS ]
380
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,134
YOU SEE MY CAR?
I DID.
381
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,230
BET IT'S
A REAL HOOKER MAGNET.
382
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:59,872
WELL, LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO
WISH YOU GUYS GOOD LUCK.
383
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,069
AND, UH,
THE SLING SAYS GOOD NIGHT.
384
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,135
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
385
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,535
[ DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE ]
386
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:10,876
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES,
ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
387
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,050
THE "ANGLES"?
388
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,820
WHAT A DOUCHE.
389
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,578
I AM THE ONE
THEY CALL "DONG."
390
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,319
Both:
WE COME FROM THE SAME EGG.
391
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,594
FIRE IS THE ONLY THING
THAT LOVES ME.
392
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,793
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
393
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,925
I SUCK.
394
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,900
I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY
395
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,628
I WAS BORN THIS WAY
396
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:31,803
ARE YOU A LESBIAN?
397
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,301
YOU LOOK LIKE A LESBIAN.
398
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,633
I KILLED A WOLF.
399
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,297
OKAY, UH...
400
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,606
A COUPLE OF THINGS
I WANT US TO FOCUS ON.
401
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,738
NUMBER ONE -- GOT TO
WEAR YOUR SHOES ALL THE TIME.
402
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,135
EVEN IN THE BATHROOM?
403
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,577
TWO -- AND I CAN'T BELIEVE
404
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,312
I EVEN HAVE TO ADDRESS
THIS --
405
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,617
UH, THE CUPS YOU WEAR
ARE NOT FOR DRINKING.
406
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,120
Both: THEN THEY SHOULD
CALL THEM SOMETHING ELSE.
407
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,793
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?
408
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,122
THESE JERSEYS SUCK.
409
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,127
WHAT THE HELL'S AN "ANGLE,"
ANYWAY?
410
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,329
I WILL TELL YOU
WHAT THE ANGLES ARE.
411
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,662
THEY'RE MISFITS.
412
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,997
THEY DON'T ALWAYS FIT IN.
413
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,344
[ CAN OPENS ]
JUST LIKE ALL OF US.
414
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,869
Terry Sr.:
WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP.
415
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,336
HEY, IT'S SANTA.
416
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,614
[ LAUGHTER ]
GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.
417
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,114
WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE
YOU'RE FEEDING THESE KIDS?
418
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,946
"OH, JUST TRY YOUR BEST."
419
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,450
LOOK, TELL THEM THAT BASEBALL
IS NOT JUST A GAME --
420
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,194
THAT IT'S, UH,
LIFE LESSONS. [ SCOFFS ]
421
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,790
TEACH THEM
WHAT I TAUGHT YOU.
422
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,861
I AM NOT DOING THIS HERE.
423
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:35,200
OKAY, SO, BASEBALL IS...
424
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,798
BASEBALL IS WHAT?
425
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,730
BASEBALL IS...
426
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,196
WHAT IS IT? COME ON.
427
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:44,044
IT'S OKAY, MOM.
LET IT OUT.
428
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,241
I JUST LET IT OUT.
429
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,137
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT BASEBALL REALLY IS?
430
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,148
BASEBALL...
431
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,821
IS A LITTLE BLOND GIRL
WHO LOSES HER MOTHER
432
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,489
AND THEN HAS TO GO TO MEXICO
WITH HER FATHER
433
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,148
TO WATCH HIM COACH
AND THEN DISAPPEAR
434
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,317
SO THAT SHE HAS TO LIVE
WITH THE PARROT MASCOT,
435
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,555
NEVER KNOWING
IF HE WAS COMING BACK FOR HER!
436
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,361
I TOLD YOU
I WAS IN JAIL!
437
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,203
AND BASEBALL IS
NEVER GOING TO THE PROM
438
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,269
BECAUSE THE BOY YOU LIKE
MYSTERIOUSLY GETS HIT BY A CAR
439
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,429
ON THE WAY TO PICK YOU UP.
440
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,936
AND BASEBALL IS MARRYING A MAN
441
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,698
WHO CHEATS
WITH A DENTAL HYGIENIST
442
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,267
AND BLAMES IT ON YOU BECAUSE
YOU WOULDN'T GET A BOOB JOB!
443
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,577
I LIKE YOUR BOOBS.
THANK YOU, OWEN!
444
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:26,249
WELL, IF I DID
SUCH A BAD, BAD JOB,
445
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,119
WHY DID YOU COME HOME?
446
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,778
AND IF BASEBALL DID
ALL THAT HORRIBLE STUFF TO YOU,
447
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:31,917
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
COACHING?
448
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,051
WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
449
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,746
I AM HOME
450
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,017
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE
A CHOICE.
451
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,686
AND I WANTED
SOMETHING BETTER FOR DANNY.
452
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,956
I AM COACHING BECAUSE
NOBODY WANTED THESE KIDS.
453
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:47,125
AND I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS.
454
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,797
PEOPLE...
455
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:52,636
PEOPLE ARE GONNA CALL YOU...
456
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,412
WEIRD AND CREEPY...
457
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,382
AND FOREIGN...
458
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,480
AND GA-- FEMININE AND --
459
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:02,152
HEY, DON'T FORGET "FAT."
460
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:04,322
THAT KID LAYING THERE,
THAT KID IS FAT.
461
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,091
REALLY?
462
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:10,259
SO WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT...
IF, JUST ONE TIME,
463
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,090
YOU COULD TAKE
ALL OF THE INSULTS
464
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,756
AND ALL OF THE BULLYING
465
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,465
AND YOU COULD JUST
SHOVE IT RIGHT UP THEIR BUTTS?
466
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:21,098
I DO. I WANT TO
SHOVE IT UP THEIR BUTTS.
467
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,144
All: YEAH.
468
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,269
WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
469
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,943
I CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO THAT
470
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:29,082
RIGHT HERE ON THIS FIELD.
471
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,938
NOW, ANGLES...
ARE YOU WITH ME?
472
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,778
[ CHEERING ]
TAKE THE FIELD!
473
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,154
OKAY, ANGLES, LET'S GET ONE.
474
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,915
AAH!
475
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,993
[ BAT CLINKS ]
476
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,055
[ BAT CLINKS ]
477
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,795
OHH!
OHH! OW!
478
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,700
BUDDY? HEY, BUDDY,
IS YOUR WIENER OKAY?
479
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:57,543
BUDDY?
YOU COULDN'T MANAGE A LIQUOR STORE.
480
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,170
[ KIDS GROANING ]
481
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,343
Danny: MOM?
482
00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:05,006
BACK HERE, BUD.
483
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,854
UM, THE CANNON WANTS TO KNOW
WHEN DINNER WOULD BE READY.
484
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,720
[ SCOFFS ] TELL HIM AS SOON
AS I GET MY CHILDHOOD BACK.
485
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,850
OKAY.
486
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,524
[ Chuckling ] NO.
487
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,823
STAY OUT HERE AND HELP ME
LOOK FOR MY COLLEGE MITT.
488
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,897
MOM,
WHAT ARE ALL THESE?
489
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,403
OH, THESE ARE VIDEOS.
490
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,778
OF ALL
OF MY COLLEGE GAMES.
491
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,747
UM...HEY, BUD.
492
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:45,082
WHY DON'T YOU GO INSIDE?
I'LL BE RIGHT IN, OKAY?
493
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,257
ALL RIGHT.
494
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,102
THAT SON OF A BITCH.
495
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,598
[ SIGHS ]
496
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,183
I COULD USE SOME HELP
WITH PRACTICE,
497
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,712
IF YOU'RE UP FOR IT.
498
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,548
YEAH, OKAY. UM...
499
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:21,947
I COULD BE MANAGER.
500
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,288
NO.
501
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:27,634
NO, YOU'LL HELP.
502
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,630
SO...
503
00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:32,632
TUESDAYS AT 4:00.
504
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,925
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
505
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,966
GOOD NIGHT, TERRY.
506
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:59,128
[ DOOR OPENS ]
507
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:01,458
Man: HEY! STOP!
508
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,934
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?!
509
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,902
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
YOU GEEK.
510
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,071
IF YOUR KID TOUCHES MY GRANDSON
ONE MORE TIME,
511
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,570
I'M NOT COMING BACK
FOR HIM.
512
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,242
I'M COMING BACK
TO BEAT YOU LIKE A DRUM.
513
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,340
YOU GOT THAT?
514
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,772
I DON'T HAVE A KID!
515
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,483
IS THIS 4266 SOMERSET?
516
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:23,875
IT'S 4622!
517
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,829
NEVER MIND.
518
00:21:32,879 --> 00:21:37,429
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