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I just need to get to Cairo.
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- Get in.
- Never did catch your name.
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Sam Black Crow.
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Where the fuck is Wednesday?
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You blew up a bar
in order to get yourself
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committed to
a mental institution.
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And your little plan
to free Demeter...
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She was my wife.
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[Demeter]
You won't last a week.
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[Mr. Wednesday] I last a week,
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you give me one night.
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I'll take that bet.
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Is Sweeney alive?
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I don't know where
the Jinn is or why he left.
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Why don't you come with me and
help me track down Wednesday?
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- And do what?
- Kill him.
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[Shadow]
What's the latest on the case?
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Three more break-ins
since Alison went missing,
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some sicko is stealing
ladies' unmentionables...
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Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait!
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The hell's wrong with you?
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Bilquis fucked me up.
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[whimpering]
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Hey, stranger.
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♪
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♪
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[Mr. Wednesday]
The story of America
is one of destiny.
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[gunshot]
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Freed from the tyranny
of a cruel king,
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a powerful new republic
was born.
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Divine guidance
was required to show
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these now
United States of America
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the just and righteous
application
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of its newly acquired power.
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[cracking]
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So who better
to shepherd a country
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baptized in blood
than a war god? Tyr.
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Make that two war gods,
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one a more natural leader
than the other.
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Both gods knew full well,
where there's war,
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there's money.
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[horse neighing in the distance]
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Odin, the more ambitious
of the two,
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sought power and influence.
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[laughing]
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[coins clinking]
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Trust me, my dear friend.
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This is just the first
of many wars to come.
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The greatest army
ever to march into battle
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has just been skunked
by a bunch of farmers,
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tradesmen, and women.
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The world would
do well to take heed.
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A nation in love
with war and money.
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You are indeed home, my brother.
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[blade resonating]
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For my part, I'm elated
Cornwallis finally surrendered.
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I have some
personal business
to attend to.
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Oh? A woman?
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A goddess.
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Before you ask,
the answer is yes.
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I will help you woo her.
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♪
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[bells ringing in the distance]
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[Mr. Wednesday]
But... after centuries
of warring and wooing,
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for, after all, Odin had bedded
many a goddess in his day...
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[sniffling]
Ah...
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-[knocking] -Nothing could have
prepared him for the moment...
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when he first saw her.
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Dearest Gladys.
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-[Mr. Wednesday]
Demeter.
-Dear sir.
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She of the Grain.
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Giver of Life.
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Goddess of Nourishment.
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Do come in.
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[scribbling]
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[knocking on door]
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Mr. Wednesday?
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Hank.
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Oh.
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♪
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You missed your dinner.
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- Are you off your food?
- Ha.
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Okay, there's a, uh,
evening snack downstairs
in the common room.
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I'm there.
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Hey, do me a favor?
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Take all this
up to my room, huh?
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Okay.
What is all this?
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My masterpiece.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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To dine with the Goddess
of the Grain is to feast
upon divinity itself.
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- May I?
- Oh, yes.
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- You may sit, Ofnir.
- Elsa...
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I've just been looking
at your watercolors
in the art room.
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Exquisite technique.
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They remind me of a young
Georgia O'Keeffe,
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except your pictures,
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they look more like flowers.
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[chuckling]
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What are you really doing here?
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- You're not even sick.
- Oh!
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Oh, now, it's not for us
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to judge the affliction
of others.
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Some maladies are...
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apparent on the surface,
but others... Oh!
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[gasping]
They hide like...
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black rot deep in the soul.
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- Tea?
- Oh, please. No sugar.
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Oh, I'm sure this place does
wonders for some people.
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It's just that I do
worry what happens
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to vibrant souls locked away
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from life's pleasures.
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Oh, I think you're
about to find out.
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Hank.
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- Mr. Wednesday.
- Hmm.
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Need to talk to you.
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Oh.
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[whispering]
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Oh.
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- What?
- [chuckling]
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Carry on without me,
ladies, huh?
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You needn't worry about me.
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I have everything under control.
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[crashing]
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Mr. Wednesday,
I have to believe
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that this is contributing
to your psychotic break.
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Well, the old girl's
still on her game, huh?
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Technically, I'm supposed
to cavity search you now.
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Hank, nothing in
my keister but the usual.
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I'm not a pill guy, huh?
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Liftoff for me is
a flagon or two of mead.
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No, this is part of
the time-honored tradition
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of Le Jeu D'Amour, hmm?
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- [door knocking]
- Good evening.
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Mr. Wednesday? I just wanted
to let you know that... Oh!
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- Hey, Liz.
- Hank, I'm sorry.
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- I didn't realize...
- No. It's all right. No.
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[laughing nervously]
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Uh, so, five-minute warning
for the pottery class.
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Oh. Uh, Elizabeth
teaches pottery.
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- Oh.
- Here.
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Yes, sir.
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Uh, I studied ceramics
at Bennington.
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Oh, you did?
I didn't know that.
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- Oh...
- [chuckling]
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Anyway, so, yeah.
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Uh, five, yeah.
Minutes.
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Okay.
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- [groaning]
- Uh, as I was saying,
controlled substances
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- are strictly prohibited...
- Lucky for you,
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Cupid appears
to have flown in circles
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because you two
have been struck dumb.
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What are you talking about?
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Two passionately like-minded
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mental health professionals
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find each other
in this looney bin? Ha!
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What are the chances, huh?
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Hold up.
Are you saying...
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You think she's into me?
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Well, anybody who would endure
that mindless jibber-jabber,
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repay you in kind,
smiling throughout,
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is either smitten
or an imbecile.
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I guarantee that flower of
womanhood is not an imbecile.
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No, hell... hell, no.
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You heard her.
She went to Bennington.
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No, definitely out of my league.
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I barely squeaked through
community college.
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No. No. No.
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[sighing]
Hank.
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♪
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Allow me to be your Cyrano.
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Your spirit guide
out of Lonelytown.
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Okay, Mr. Wednesday,
if you're such a Don Juan,
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why did Miss Wells
slap you in the face
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the moment she saw you?
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Oh, a visceral reaction
can be an outpouring
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of unbridled devotion
as well as animus.
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I guess.
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Hank, the art of love
is to be passed on
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to worthy lovers
and those worthy of love.
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Are you worthy, Hank?
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I think so?
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I think so too.
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I don't need drugs.
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I am drugs.
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[sizzling]
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[creaking]
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[Shadow] I mean, it's a lot.
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You know, to get my head around.
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Yeah, no shit.
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You haven't even died once.
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[chuckling]
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But the good news is,
no more flies.
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When I look in the mirror now,
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I no longer see a member
of the sturgeon family
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looking back at me, so...
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It's a definite upgrade.
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But the agenda's still the same.
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I'm not asking you to help me.
203
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I just wanna know where he is.
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So you can kill him.
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It kinda qualifies for aiding and abetting.
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[chuckling]
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00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,178
Well, it's not like
he doesn't deserve it.
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And I'm not saying
he's a saint...
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Right. Because
that would be insane.
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♪
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But you get a second
second chance
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coming back from
the great... whatever,
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and number one
on your to-do list
is killing Wednesday?
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Can you not just think about moving on?
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Are you saying I should just
roll over and accept the fact
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that Wednesday
is responsible for...
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every shitty everything ever
and he just gets to walk away?
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But how does killing
Wednesday change any of that?
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Well, for starters,
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it prevents him
from doing any more damage.
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[wind whistling]
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I can't tell you where he is.
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[sighing]
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Jesus Christ, Shadow,
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what has he ever done
to earn your loyalty?
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Just tell me one thing.
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[sighing]
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[sighing]
I...
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He's my father.
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Oh... 'kay.
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♪
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[chuckling]
Wow, uh...
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you know, not a lot
surprises me anymore.
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But I gotta tell you,
that one's a fuckin' doozy.
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It complicates things.
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Yeah.
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No.
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I mean, not for me.
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I'm sorry.
He's gotta go.
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And it has to happen
sooner rather than later.
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So, I guess...
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Wish me luck?
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[chuckling]
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I can't do that.
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♪
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[door opening]
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Yeah, well, you just try
and be happy here
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in weird little Lakeville, okay?
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[chuckling]
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- I'm workin' on it.
- Maybe work harder.
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That place looks like
a hidey-hole for an ex-con
in witness protection.
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Oh, come on.
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♪
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[door opening]
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♪
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- Mike! You're back.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I, I am...
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Uh, Marguerite,
this is Laura, my late wife.
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- Ex. Ex-wife.
- Ex-wife.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- It's Marguerite. She's my...
- Neighbor?
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Sorry, Mike never mentioned
263
00:12:59,213 --> 00:13:00,213
he'd been married.
264
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,432
Ouch.
265
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,870
It was a long time ago,
you know. Very brief.
266
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:05,915
What brings you to Lakeside?
267
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,961
Just some unfinished
family business.
268
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:09,527
We're all good now.
269
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,529
- Not even close.
- Okay.
270
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,403
He's a really good guy.
271
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:17,318
He's got a good heart.
272
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,360
Gets kinda tongue-tied
when he's, like,
273
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:20,407
in love or whatever.
274
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:22,714
Okay.
275
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,195
- Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye, Mike.
276
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,591
Uh, can you remember to pass
on that message to your dad?
277
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,071
[door opening]
278
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,811
Bye.
279
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,988
[door closing]
280
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,772
She seems nice.
281
00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:40,688
[chuckling]
282
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:42,647
[humming]
283
00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,527
[Mr. Wednesday]
Ayahuasca,
284
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,008
psilocybin,
285
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,140
peyote.
286
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,926
Even jimsonweed, yeah.
287
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,930
I can understand them,
but prescription drugs?
288
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:05,714
How pedestrian.
289
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:09,761
Contraband is a serious
offense in here.
290
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,328
Oh, yes.
291
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,114
And all it took for Hank
to drop the matter was...
292
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:17,595
to proffer a little advice
to the lovelorn,
293
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,554
and a daily urine sample.
294
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,471
He is a man of
abundant good will.
295
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,125
Oh, that he is.
296
00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,040
Now, according to my calendar,
297
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,738
tomorrow I will have
survived one week in here.
298
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,874
And you will owe me one night.
299
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,361
[indistinct chatter
in the distance]
300
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:39,095
So, 7:00 PM?
301
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,531
Black tie and straitjacket?
302
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,535
Oh, uh...
[sighing]
303
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,234
Hmm?
304
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,627
- [breaking]
- Hank!
305
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,413
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
306
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,372
- [breaking]
- Will you stop it?!
307
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,114
[Hank]
Oh! What now?
308
00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,334
I was gardening
peacefully in here
309
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,684
and this wild man
came, and look!
310
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:03,903
Okay.
311
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,339
I mean, it's not safe having
312
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,471
a madman like him on the loose.
313
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,473
All due to my clumsiness, Hank.
314
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,840
I came in here to find a bouquet
315
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,389
for your lovely Elizabeth,
316
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,680
and I brushed against one pot,
which brushed against...
317
00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:15,978
Look, I don't need
a play-by-play.
318
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,402
Let's just get
this mess cleaned up.
319
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,703
As good as done.
320
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,183
Excuse me, huh?
321
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:25,141
One of you get a dust pan
and broom, huh?
322
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,624
♪
323
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:32,757
[banging]
324
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,371
[glitching]
325
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,119
[beeping]
326
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,253
[mechanical creaking]
327
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:09,664
[mechanical creaking]
328
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:11,273
[panting]
329
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:17,367
[glitching]
330
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,674
-[automated voice]
Welcome, Technical Boy.
-[grunting]
331
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,244
I've, uh...
332
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,987
I've been having
these sensations. Yeah.
333
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,424
Things I can't properly process.
334
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:33,383
Can you describe
these sensations?
335
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,864
It's like a...
pounding in my chest
336
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,387
or a rush of heat to my face.
337
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:38,998
I... I don't know!
338
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,564
I don't fucking know!
339
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,871
How would you describe the emotions
340
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:44,307
that accompany these sensations?
341
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:45,743
Emotions? No!
342
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,269
No, the sensations happen
when I am attacked!
343
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,574
[whimpering]
344
00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:53,316
Look, I have...
345
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:57,842
I've had these before,
but-but now, they're...
346
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,366
[beeping]
347
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:00,715
They're too much.
348
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,195
Have the emotions...
349
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,545
Stop saying "emotions"!
350
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,504
Why do you keep saying
"emotion"?
351
00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,854
Emotions are
an intuitive feeling
352
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,769
as distinguished
from reasoning or knowledge.
353
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,382
I know what the fuck they are.
354
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,949
I just don't have them.
355
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,387
How do these emotions help inform who...
356
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,389
Oh, fuck! Fuck!
357
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:25,044
[glitching]
358
00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,309
[grunting]
359
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:33,835
What the fuck...
360
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,534
is wrong with me? I...
361
00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:43,584
I just need to know
what's happening.
362
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:47,501
For complete analysis
and data restoration,
363
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,806
insert Artifact 1.
364
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,286
Artifact 1?
365
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:56,379
What the fuck is Artifact 1?
366
00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,819
♪
367
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,868
[banging]
368
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:09,784
[woman crying out
and moaning indistinctly]
369
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:14,832
[muffled moaning]
370
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,361
Real people making
real connections.
371
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,319
It's what we're all looking for.
372
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,147
Right, Salim?
373
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:27,454
Don't be down because
you lost your Jinn.
374
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:28,890
Just pick up the phone.
375
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,589
Call 1-800...
[moaning]
595-FAPP.
376
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,026
You feel what I'm saying, Salim?
377
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,942
♪
378
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,076
♪
379
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,252
[man and woman moaning]
380
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:44,775
We need a new plan.
381
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:47,474
Shadow was no fucking
help whatsoever.
382
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,997
[knocking]
383
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,434
Uh... the TV...
384
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,783
it was talking to me.
385
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,917
- The TV?
- Yes. It said my name.
386
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614
They were talking
to me about the Jinn.
387
00:18:57,745 --> 00:19:00,530
Salim, you need
to get over this dude.
388
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,706
It's time.
It really is.
389
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,839
We need to figure out
what the fuck
390
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,860
we're gonna do now,
because Shadow was
our only lead.
391
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:09,931
Um, uh, we could go to Ohio.
392
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,499
I, um, printed this out
393
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:14,588
at the business center.
394
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,547
I've been researching
All-Father's whereabouts.
395
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,723
He's been invited
to appear at a vigil
396
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,508
at a meeting hall outside of Cleveland.
397
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,790
Why am I not surprised
that the Buckeye State
398
00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:25,381
has a freaky Norse underbelly?
399
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,868
Even if we do find Wednesday,
you still don't have the spear.
400
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,215
Yeah, but we can track him
while we figure out a plan.
401
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:35,174
Yes. Yes...
It will give me time
402
00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:36,566
to press him for information
403
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,264
as to the Jinn's whereabouts.
404
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:41,832
Or, maybe,
just over the horizon,
405
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,183
there is a new and exciting
adventure waiting for you.
406
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,630
You just need
to keep an open mind.
407
00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:48,970
Okay? Just try and
find a way to move on.
408
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,539
[woman moaning]
409
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:05,682
[Jack]
Susan and I are simply not
willing to accept
410
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,533
that our little girl
is out there all alone,
411
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,251
under the snow somewhere.
412
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:10,782
That's not how
this ends for Alison.
413
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,602
[sniffing]
414
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:15,562
[Susan]
We have faith that
God has another plan.
415
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:16,519
[Chad]
Thank you.
416
00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,781
♪
417
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,392
[sighing]
418
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,831
Now, I-I understand that
this is a difficult time
for everyone.
419
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,785
I just hope that we can
remain patient and strong...
420
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,879
A little girl's missing, Chad.
421
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,185
Since December.
422
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,381
Well, no one's more aware
of that than I.
423
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,363
They say after 48 hours,
424
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:36,409
if they haven't been found,
they're usually dead.
425
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,237
- [murmurs]
- Bill!
426
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,195
- It's true.
- Why would you say that?
427
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,564
Everybody, please
just settle down.
428
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:42,850
Calm down. Please.
429
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,523
Are there any clues in the case so far?
430
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,896
And, if so, can you share them?
431
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,640
We don't have any clues
beyond the facts at hand.
432
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,816
She is missing,
and the search is ongoing.
433
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,472
I drove by your house
at 10:43 PM
434
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,561
and your cruiser
was in the driveway!
435
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,173
You're at home sleeping
436
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,480
while the McGoverns' daughter
is out there somewhere
437
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:07,091
with a sexually insane
maniac on the loose!
438
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,094
First Alison.
Who's next?
439
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,227
Okay, now. Let's not
jump to conclusions.
440
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,185
What we don't know...
441
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,013
Everyone, please calm down.
Settle down.
442
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:18,929
[air horn sounding]
443
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,496
Everybody get a grip!
444
00:21:22,455 --> 00:21:24,239
Now, this is how it's gonna go.
445
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,067
Ann-Marie, please...
446
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:30,550
Anyone who has heard or seen
anything that is an actual,
447
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,944
verifiable clue
is gonna line up over here.
448
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,557
Anyone who hasn't,
stay where you are.
449
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:41,604
Folks, this town is built
on a set of ideals
450
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:44,999
that keeps us all walking
safely down the same path!
451
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,915
We are not anarchists here!
452
00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:50,657
We are Lakesiders.
453
00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:52,615
- And we must...
- You all right?
454
00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,488
Keep faith
with each other. And...
455
00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,186
Did you know that this town
has 97% fewer crimes
456
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,014
than any other
municipality in the state?
457
00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,582
And that they haven't had
a serious crime here since '81?
458
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:05,411
[indistinct chatter]
459
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,892
They got a right to be angry.
460
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,242
It's my job to keep 'em safe.
461
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,506
[hubbub]
462
00:22:14,855 --> 00:22:16,204
♪
463
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:19,686
I mean, the dude's
completely ghosted.
464
00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:22,123
We created a
nonparametric algorithm
465
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,125
to unmask a VPN tunnel and...
466
00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,867
the Technical Boy's
off the fucking grid.
467
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:29,348
SHARD is about building
a church of the mind
468
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,437
for 8 billion worshippers.
469
00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:32,655
Exactly.
470
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,222
It's not like
launching a website.
471
00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:38,400
An information highway
into 8 billion minds.
472
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:40,097
Allowing us to see thoughts.
473
00:22:40,228 --> 00:22:42,970
[glitching]
474
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,933
Could you warn me
before you do that?
475
00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:53,197
I asked you to find
the Technical Boy.
476
00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,766
Now where the fuck is he?
477
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,465
Maybe the guy doesn't
want to be found.
478
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,858
He's had his day;
let's turn the page.
479
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,905
I built you for a purpose.
480
00:23:08,125 --> 00:23:10,127
A purpose maybe you've outlived.
481
00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,440
Hey, y'all.
482
00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,267
What's good?
483
00:23:22,618 --> 00:23:24,403
♪
484
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,449
- So, we have Thomas on piano.
- Yeah.
485
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:30,234
- Elsa on lights.
- Okay.
486
00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,585
And you, Hank, on thunder.
487
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:34,630
- [metal sheet vibrating]
- [chuckling]
488
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:35,892
We gotta get this right
489
00:23:36,023 --> 00:23:37,590
in order to achieve
the desired effect.
490
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,113
Okay.
491
00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:40,525
This just seems
like a lot of work.
492
00:23:40,549 --> 00:23:43,378
Wooing is work, Hank.
493
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:46,337
It is the expression
of emotions so deep,
494
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:50,994
they shift gravity's pull,
summoning her heart to yours.
495
00:23:51,125 --> 00:23:52,996
Hmm. Look,
don't get me wrong.
496
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,737
Some of this stuff
is pretty good.
497
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,391
Especially for a puppet show.
498
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:58,567
It's not a puppet show.
It's a shadow play.
499
00:23:58,698 --> 00:24:00,613
One of the earliest
forms of narrative art.
500
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,744
Forgive me.
501
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,180
Shadow play.
502
00:24:04,181 --> 00:24:06,301
Why do I get the sense
it's somewhat autobiographical?
503
00:24:06,357 --> 00:24:07,837
Oh, is it that obvious?
504
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:11,232
So, I get that the brave
warrior, Tyr, is you,
505
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:13,582
and Miss Wells
is the goddess Demeter.
506
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:15,410
But who's this Odin?
507
00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,630
He's like a colossal asshole.
508
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,371
Everybody's a critic.
509
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,244
♪
510
00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,813
♪ It's all so deadly ♪
511
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:29,772
♪ When love is not together
from the heart ♪
512
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,600
♪ Check it out ♪
513
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,212
Fuck!
514
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,649
[laughing]
515
00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:37,911
Shit!
516
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:40,653
[laughing]
517
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:44,265
Ah-ha! Ha! Oh, yeah!
518
00:24:44,395 --> 00:24:46,136
Laugh it up, Chuckles.
519
00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:48,312
Fuckin' shotgun lady
thinks it's funny
520
00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:49,618
to sneak up on people?
521
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:52,099
Your volume's at nosebleed level
522
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:53,709
and your door is wide open,
523
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,200
and it's a million
degrees in here.
524
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:56,451
♪
525
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:57,974
Where'd you get this stuff?
526
00:24:58,105 --> 00:25:00,237
Oh, you would be surprised, young lady.
527
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,501
The tape, I found
in the library.
528
00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,503
Yeah, mixed in with the whole
529
00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,505
complete works of
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
530
00:25:06,635 --> 00:25:08,942
- And the jam-box?
- Oh, that was just Hinzelmann's.
531
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,726
Yeah, I thought I was onto
a helluva deal
532
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,685
and then I realized
it was a loss leader
533
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,904
for the 400 batteries
that thing takes.
534
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,863
Speaking of, you didn't happen
535
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,300
to ask her permission
to paint the walls, did you?
536
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,085
You know she owns the place.
537
00:25:22,869 --> 00:25:25,088
Along with, like,
six other buildings
538
00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:26,916
including the newspaper office.
539
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:32,226
Wow, she really has her finger
in a lot of things around here.
540
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,141
Yeah, and in Hinzelmann's world,
541
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:36,273
there are three approved colors.
542
00:25:36,404 --> 00:25:39,538
Pretty sure that Millennial
Pink isn't one of them.
543
00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,758
It's Salmon Mist.
544
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,327
You seem to be investing
a lot of sweat equity
545
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,459
for someone who isn't
sticking around very long.
546
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:50,984
You know, my plans are
still up in the air.
547
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:54,030
You know, I'm definitely sticking
around longer than I expected.
548
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:57,947
So I thought, you know,
why not spruce up the place?
549
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,864
In fact, why don't you
do me the honor
550
00:26:02,343 --> 00:26:04,650
and be my first dinner guest tonight?
551
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,305
Fortunately,
I already have plans.
552
00:26:09,263 --> 00:26:12,962
But maybe you could
come to my place.
553
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,792
I mean, I can't offer the high
these paint fumes will give.
554
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:20,056
But my pot roast is legendary
and you can meet my sister.
555
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:22,842
Yeah, that'd be
really nice. Thank you.
556
00:26:24,278 --> 00:26:26,759
You know, DJ Mike
will be in the house.
557
00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:28,761
Yeah, no.
Leave the boom box here.
558
00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:31,502
♪ Poison ♪
559
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:32,633
Later.
560
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:42,601
♪ Poison, poison, poison,
poison ♪
561
00:26:42,775 --> 00:26:46,692
♪ Poison, poison, poison,
poison ♪
562
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,956
♪
563
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:53,220
[crackling]
564
00:26:56,092 --> 00:27:00,096
War could break out at any
moment with the Old Gods.
565
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:06,363
SHARD is at a critical
time in its development.
566
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:10,411
And now, you decide
567
00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,761
to go off-grid
568
00:27:12,892 --> 00:27:14,633
to find yourself.
569
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:17,766
Fuck you.
570
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:21,074
What do you care?
571
00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:24,164
How many times have you
threatened to replace me?
572
00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,861
First with New Media,
573
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:28,647
and now with this crew of
incomprehensible fuck knuckles.
574
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,999
Now I mean, fuck,
I am surprised...
575
00:27:33,129 --> 00:27:35,218
[glitching]
576
00:27:38,569 --> 00:27:41,224
I am surprised you even
realized I was gone.
577
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:43,836
What's going on with you?
578
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:53,279
Hmm.
579
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:58,111
Probably just some
malware I picked up.
580
00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,810
Nothing a little anti-virus
software and some...
581
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,683
chicken soup for the
internal receptors won't fix.
582
00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,119
No, no.
583
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,687
What's going on with you?
584
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:12,081
[glitching]
585
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:13,779
Nothing!
586
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:15,302
I am fine!
587
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,347
I am good![sniffing]
588
00:28:18,261 --> 00:28:19,261
I'm great.
589
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,051
[glitching]
590
00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,090
I tried to run the diagnostics
and something's wrong.
591
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,186
I don't know.
592
00:28:32,536 --> 00:28:33,712
What were the results?
593
00:28:38,891 --> 00:28:42,851
The system asked for
something called Artifact 1.
594
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,683
[groaning]
595
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:53,949
Do you have any idea
what that is?
596
00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:02,827
Listen to me.
597
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:09,225
Of all my children, you,
Technical Boy,
598
00:29:10,705 --> 00:29:12,576
are the one I care for the most.
599
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:16,798
I know I've been hard on you,
600
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:21,020
but SHARD is essential to our survival
601
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,544
and to our future.
602
00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:26,852
You are essential to SHARD.
603
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,854
Without you, it's just data,
604
00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:30,943
devoid of an organizing principle.
605
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,120
Synapses firing,
606
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:36,818
but without an intelligence
to arrange that effort
607
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,864
into something meaningful.
608
00:29:44,217 --> 00:29:46,436
I have always seen
something special in you.
609
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:51,006
In your time of need,
you're not alone.
610
00:29:51,702 --> 00:29:52,965
I'm here.
611
00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:55,794
And no matter
what the problem is,
612
00:29:56,229 --> 00:29:58,231
together we can fix it.
613
00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,324
[elevator dinging]
614
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,685
[whirring]
615
00:30:22,995 --> 00:30:24,431
[elevator dinging]
616
00:30:33,527 --> 00:30:35,050
Slight complication.
617
00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:40,577
Yeah. The, uh, Technical Boy
has totally lost his shit.
618
00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:43,929
Could be a glitch,
could be something worse.
619
00:30:49,151 --> 00:30:51,023
No, no.
It's, it's here.
620
00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:52,153
I got it.
621
00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,070
It's safe.
622
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,681
I'm keeping it in a silo
two miles underground.
623
00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,032
The kid doesn't
even know it exists.
624
00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:04,688
How the fuck should I know?
625
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,995
She just...
popped in outta nowhere.
626
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:16,438
Back.
627
00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:17,701
The fuck.
628
00:31:19,268 --> 00:31:20,268
Off.
629
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,801
[Mr. World]
Yeah, not to further
ruin your day,
630
00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,455
but Laura Moon
is back on the map.
631
00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:37,330
I'm told they're looking
to start shit up.
632
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:45,291
So how do you want
to play it with her?
633
00:31:47,688 --> 00:31:48,863
I had the same thoughts.
634
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:50,038
♪
635
00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:52,214
[indistinct chatter]
636
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:53,737
Well met, fair goddess.
637
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:55,652
Let's get this over with, hmm?
638
00:31:56,523 --> 00:31:58,699
Oh, we have a special
seat picked out for you.
639
00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:00,134
Oh, goodie.
640
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:09,536
Ladies and gentlemen,
fellow patients.
641
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,105
Tonight we present
a shadow play in one act.
642
00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:16,847
It's a tragedy of love, loss.
643
00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,939
Cowardice and,
perhaps, redemption.
644
00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:23,854
Enjoy.
645
00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,769
[applause]
646
00:32:29,686 --> 00:32:31,166
♪
647
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,562
[metallic sheet vibrating]
648
00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:41,872
[lights clicking]
649
00:32:46,660 --> 00:32:49,358
[Mr. Wednesday]
Our tale begins
at the end of a war.
650
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,708
Victory for
a small group of rebels
651
00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,407
over the tyranny
of a cruel king.
652
00:32:56,975 --> 00:33:01,109
The conflict attracted soldiers
of fortune of all stripes.
653
00:33:01,370 --> 00:33:04,156
Among them, Odin and Tyr.
654
00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:07,420
Peacetime left them
at loose ends.
655
00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:13,817
[hubbub]
656
00:33:13,948 --> 00:33:15,795
Come on, lay 'em down.
Let's see what everyone's got.
657
00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:17,299
Come on, put 'em down.
658
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,521
[Mr. Wednesday]
Odin took to drunkenly
boasting of battles won.
659
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,915
Whilst Tyr turned his mind
to a goddess
660
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,701
with whom he had fallen
deeply in love.
661
00:33:30,138 --> 00:33:32,749
The two warriors paid
a visit to the goddess.
662
00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,188
Demeter.
663
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,886
One of the most sacred
of all deities.
664
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,889
She of the Grain, Giver of Life,
665
00:33:42,585 --> 00:33:44,805
Goddess of Earth
and Nourishment.
666
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,417
She was the most breathtaking
thing one could imagine.
667
00:33:48,548 --> 00:33:51,290
Tyr, the worthiest of suitors,
668
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,509
sought her heart
with a conviction
669
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,599
born of love and kindness.
670
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,602
But Odin fell in love
with her at first sight.
671
00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,736
She was not easily wooed.
672
00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:06,914
But Odin's charm and passion
673
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:10,570
quickened her pulse in a way
that Tyr could not.
674
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,618
[sighing]
675
00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:19,753
Following a brief,
but passionate courtship,
676
00:34:20,232 --> 00:34:22,930
Demeter chose Odin over Tyr,
677
00:34:23,974 --> 00:34:24,974
and they married.
678
00:34:26,542 --> 00:34:27,848
For his part,
679
00:34:28,631 --> 00:34:32,331
Tyr left the pain of lost love
hidden deep within,
680
00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:35,290
so as not to spoil
Demeter's happiness.
681
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,561
♪
682
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,748
Now comes the darkest part
of our tale.
683
00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,622
Suffering and sorrow.
684
00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:11,805
♪
685
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:19,073
When strength and fortitude
were needed most,
686
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:23,512
Odin found himself
to be cowardly,
687
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:25,166
weak of heart,
688
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,603
and given over to fear.
689
00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:46,405
So it was Tyr who stood by
Demeter in her time of need
690
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:51,061
while Odin left
to wage other wars,
691
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,850
his heart forever stamped
in shame by his cowardice.
692
00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,337
And so ends our tale.
693
00:36:06,207 --> 00:36:08,470
[applause]
694
00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:33,452
In the play, you're Odin.
695
00:36:33,626 --> 00:36:35,932
♪
696
00:36:36,019 --> 00:36:38,196
[indistinct chatter]
697
00:36:39,414 --> 00:36:40,546
[chuckling]
698
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,809
Thank you, thank you for coming.
699
00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:45,594
Well, when you said
it was an emergency,
700
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,206
I should have guessed
it was involving Wednesday.
701
00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:49,859
Well, after all these years,
702
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:52,427
he still can reach
some part of me,
703
00:36:52,558 --> 00:36:53,863
in spite of everything.
704
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,387
He asked me for money.
705
00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:56,910
Against my better judgement,
706
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,912
I found myself reaching for my check book.
707
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,914
Well, we both loved him,
708
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:04,178
loathe as we are to admit it.
709
00:37:04,787 --> 00:37:08,269
250 years and
you're still jealous
710
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:10,140
she chose me.
711
00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,591
Just admit you're
after her money.
712
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:14,101
And she still loves me.
That's what galls you.
713
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,992
No, no, I think you have it
backwards, Ofnir.
714
00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,279
You love me,
715
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:19,976
but you can't admit it,
716
00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:21,761
because with you, everything
717
00:37:21,891 --> 00:37:24,938
is either a game
or pure theater.
718
00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:26,940
[scoffing]
719
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:31,249
Whereas he doesn't have
a false bone in his body.
720
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,513
♪
721
00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,041
You were a warrior once.
722
00:37:41,171 --> 00:37:44,044
Now you're an oral
health janitor.
723
00:37:44,174 --> 00:37:47,352
I've never been ashamed
of my decisions.
724
00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:48,918
Can you say as much?
725
00:37:49,005 --> 00:37:50,616
Clearly, she asked you
to come here.
726
00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:51,921
- Why?
- Well...
727
00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:54,663
Not that she confides
her feelings in me,
728
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:57,405
but I would guess that
she's finding it rather hard
729
00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,451
to believe you care for her
beyond her money
730
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,148
or the thrill you get
from winning.
731
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,064
You know, a first-rate mind
like hers
732
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:07,763
would find all those
contradictions could be true.
733
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,374
If you wanna prove me wrong,
734
00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:10,940
just ask her what she wants!
735
00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,422
And listen to the answer!
736
00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:17,338
It might help you remember
the god you once were.
737
00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:20,646
♪
738
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,474
You fuckin' tooth fairy.
739
00:38:22,909 --> 00:38:24,954
[door creaking]
740
00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:27,783
[breathing heavily]
741
00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:28,914
[sniffing]
742
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:30,786
[sighing]
743
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,223
Shadow Moon?
744
00:38:38,577 --> 00:38:39,926
[door opening]
745
00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:42,145
Oh-ho-ho, it's so
great to see you.
746
00:38:42,885 --> 00:38:44,365
♪
747
00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:47,455
Mike. This is my sister.
748
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:50,545
- Sister.
- [chuckling]
749
00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,939
Half-sister: same father,
different mother.
750
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:55,724
Sam Black Crow,
this is Mike Ainsel.
751
00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:57,638
Mike, huh?
752
00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:00,009
[Marguerite] Come on, get in here.
753
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,633
Let's open one of those bottles of wine.
754
00:39:03,297 --> 00:39:05,386
♪
755
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:09,912
How was the drive, Sis?
756
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,784
Ugh, long.
757
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:13,873
I appreciate you making it out.
758
00:39:14,308 --> 00:39:16,136
- Place looks great.
- Thank you.
759
00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:24,231
Hey, Marguerite,
where would you
like the wine?
760
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,972
Uh, on the table's fine.
761
00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,462
Do you see the wine
key over there?
762
00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:30,237
[glass clinking]
763
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,934
You clean up nice.
764
00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:36,896
You been in Lakeside long, Mike?
765
00:39:37,810 --> 00:39:40,334
No. Um, not really sure
766
00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:41,727
how long I'm gonna stay, though.
767
00:39:41,857 --> 00:39:43,468
He started painting
his apartment.
768
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:44,599
Huh.
769
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,340
[door opening]
770
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,950
- Hi, Mom.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
771
00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:49,822
- Those stay outside.
- Come on.
772
00:39:49,952 --> 00:39:51,232
They're gonna
stink up the house.
773
00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:52,520
- Hey, Leon.
- Hey.
774
00:39:55,567 --> 00:39:59,266
Hockey season and
its aroma are upon us.
775
00:40:00,049 --> 00:40:03,183
You, uh, much of a skater,
Mr. Ainsel?
776
00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:06,534
No. Never learned.
777
00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:09,363
Seriously? I was three
when my mom taught me.
778
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,973
Marguerite taught all of us.
779
00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,019
You know, maybe if you're lucky,
780
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:14,107
she might teach you, too.
781
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:15,674
[sighing]
782
00:40:19,329 --> 00:40:20,983
♪
783
00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:23,899
[hands tapping]
784
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,036
[door knocking]
785
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:34,997
[glass clinking]
786
00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,651
[door knocking softly]
787
00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,702
♪
788
00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,854
[Mr. Wednesday]
When it happened,
when we lost her...
789
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:48,271
[breathing heavily]
790
00:40:48,402 --> 00:40:50,752
I felt ambushed by
an enemy I didn't know.
791
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:53,886
In shame, I ran away
792
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,757
when I should've stayed
to comfort you.
793
00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,326
We could have faced it together.
794
00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:03,722
I... should have stayed.
795
00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:06,985
Well.
796
00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:08,943
Yeah.
797
00:41:10,685 --> 00:41:13,166
Well, it was easier for me...
798
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:16,517
to hate you,
799
00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:20,260
than it was to mourn our child.
800
00:41:21,348 --> 00:41:22,436
Heh.
801
00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,221
Although you deserved it.
802
00:41:27,876 --> 00:41:30,531
And I had no...
I had nowhere to run.
803
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:33,447
And...
804
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:38,539
And I need to stop
hiding in this place.
805
00:41:38,670 --> 00:41:40,236
You are...
You're right about that.
806
00:41:42,761 --> 00:41:45,938
I do, I do, I want to join
the world again.
807
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,419
[faint sobbing]
808
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:50,550
I...
809
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,423
I need to rejoin...
810
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:57,210
its wild dance.
811
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:00,866
I...
812
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:05,218
So, you'll... you'll leave with
me when the release papers come?
813
00:42:10,179 --> 00:42:11,179
They're here.
814
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,705
They came today.
815
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:18,927
Then...
816
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:25,325
Tomorrow...
Tomorrow is soon enough.
817
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:29,634
I... I need to say
goodbye to my friends.
818
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:31,766
As you should.
819
00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:35,553
As you should.
820
00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:38,293
Do you know...
821
00:42:39,992 --> 00:42:41,471
that I have never...
822
00:42:43,517 --> 00:42:45,127
been able to properly...
823
00:42:46,302 --> 00:42:47,739
mourn our child?
824
00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:53,048
We'll shed a tear together,
Demeter,
825
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,532
and then lead
the Old Gods to triumph.
826
00:42:58,924 --> 00:43:01,840
Ah, there you are.
827
00:43:03,145 --> 00:43:04,145
[chuckling]
828
00:43:05,321 --> 00:43:07,585
There's the Ofnir I first knew.
829
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:15,810
Until tomorrow, then.
830
00:43:18,857 --> 00:43:20,467
[door opening]
831
00:43:20,554 --> 00:43:22,817
♪
832
00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:24,210
[sniffing]
833
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:26,734
[sighing]
834
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,476
Hey, thanks for not
blowing my cover in there.
835
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,653
And, for what it's worth,
my intentions are honorable.
836
00:43:33,175 --> 00:43:35,438
When I met you, you were
hustling a gas clerk
837
00:43:35,569 --> 00:43:38,137
out of 20 bucks and I still
let your ass in my truck.
838
00:43:38,267 --> 00:43:39,486
That is true.
839
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,097
Some people you just
get a feeling about.
840
00:43:42,968 --> 00:43:45,753
I always knew that
I'd see you again.
[scoffing]
841
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:47,886
Are you clairvoyant?
842
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,629
I'm saying, you hurt
my sister, I'll know.
843
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,065
She's been through hell already.
844
00:43:54,675 --> 00:43:55,676
With her ex?
845
00:43:57,069 --> 00:43:58,853
It's more about her son
Sandy leaving home.
846
00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,376
Pretty much broke her heart.
847
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,507
Her oldest.
848
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,337
She said he was in Florida.
849
00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,209
That's the hope.
850
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,038
I'm closer to Sandy's age
than Marguerite's.
851
00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,388
Technically, he's my nephew,
852
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,347
but he was more
like a twin brother.
853
00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:18,438
I've written, texted,
called him for years.
854
00:44:18,568 --> 00:44:20,092
Never once have I heard back.
855
00:44:20,701 --> 00:44:22,442
If he was with his dad
in Florida,
856
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,226
I would've heard from him.
857
00:44:26,098 --> 00:44:27,665
[keys clinking]
858
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:32,191
[sighing]
Well...
859
00:44:33,061 --> 00:44:34,715
Take care of yourself,
Mr. Moon.
860
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,239
I'll be watching you.
861
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:38,501
[chuckling]
862
00:44:41,287 --> 00:44:42,288
[engine starting]
863
00:44:42,462 --> 00:44:44,290
♪
864
00:44:49,904 --> 00:44:51,036
[chuckling]
865
00:44:52,602 --> 00:44:55,127
♪
866
00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:03,135
♪
867
00:45:03,265 --> 00:45:04,876
[crackling]
868
00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:06,006
[gasping]
869
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:15,625
[dog barking in the distance]
870
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,761
Hey!
871
00:45:22,067 --> 00:45:23,111
Hey!
872
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:26,113
Hey!
873
00:45:31,511 --> 00:45:32,555
[panting]
874
00:45:33,295 --> 00:45:35,558
Derek? Derek!
875
00:45:49,355 --> 00:45:51,661
♪
876
00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:54,447
[Laura]
Cancelled? Fuck!
877
00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:56,971
What do we do now?
878
00:45:57,624 --> 00:45:59,297
I don't know.
Maybe we should
go back to the motel
879
00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:00,932
three states away
and ask the fucking TV.
880
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,935
♪
881
00:46:04,065 --> 00:46:05,501
Uh, Laura.
882
00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:10,985
Hi, kids.
883
00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:12,857
Laura.
884
00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:14,946
I hear we have a common enemy.
885
00:46:21,300 --> 00:46:24,172
[whimpering]
886
00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:33,442
Hank, I will always think of you
887
00:46:33,573 --> 00:46:35,270
as more of a friend
888
00:46:35,357 --> 00:46:37,838
than a mere purveyor
of sponge baths.
889
00:46:38,230 --> 00:46:39,492
Thank you.
890
00:46:39,579 --> 00:46:41,494
Give my regards
to the lovely Elizabeth.
891
00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:42,800
Will do.
You take care.
892
00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:43,930
Mm-hmm.
893
00:46:44,062 --> 00:46:45,280
♪
894
00:46:45,367 --> 00:46:47,674
Oh, Elsa, I know it's sad
895
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,111
but this too shall pass.
896
00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:52,244
And, as for you, Cordelia,
897
00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:54,594
you have the keen eye
of a fashionista.
898
00:46:54,724 --> 00:46:56,944
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
899
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:59,967
Did you have a good time doing
the old Number 37 with Shadow?
900
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,993
A little dress-up,
a little role-play.
901
00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:04,256
Oh, I'll get Demeter.
I'll see you in the car.
902
00:47:04,386 --> 00:47:05,735
Oh, I just saw her outside.
903
00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:18,574
♪
904
00:47:34,460 --> 00:47:37,071
[swooshing]
905
00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:45,558
[wind blowing]
906
00:47:48,082 --> 00:47:49,083
No.
907
00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:52,304
No, Demeter, don't go.
908
00:48:06,057 --> 00:48:08,450
[thunder rumbling]
909
00:48:41,222 --> 00:48:44,095
♪
910
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,969
♪
911
00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:45,852
♪
912
00:49:46,017 --> 00:49:48,563
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