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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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So, if I want to say hello
in her language....
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E karo. E karo.
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No, no, no, e karo.
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Pretty sure that's what I said.
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Now, how do you
say goodbye?
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O dabo. O dabo. O dabo. O dabo.
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Hello, Richard.
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Hey, Abishola.
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How's it going with Bob?
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Huh... how do you
know about Bob?
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You told the bus driver?
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I told everybody.
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I have decided that it is
not right for us to be...
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I do not know what we are,
but we cannot be... it.
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I don't understand.
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You are a very nice man,
and I am sorry,
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but this is what has to happen.
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O dabo.
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Karo,Abishola.
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Karo. [chuckles]
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My son called.
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His wife is pregnant.
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Congratulations.[chuckles]
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That makes five grandchildren.
My sister only has two.
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I win again.
[chuckles]
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Mm-hmm.
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When we take our next family
photo, she will be humiliated.
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That's nice.
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Is something wrong?
Uh-uh.
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You're sure?
Yes.
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Will you get
your feet off there?
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Were you raised by a goat?
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[clicks tongue]
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Whenever you are ready,
I will listen.
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Okay, this morning...Mm. Mm-hmm?
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I had a terrible fight
with Auntie.I knew it.
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Tell me, tell me!
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Did you forget
how old you are?
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No, Auntie.
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There are not a lot of men
looking for a woman your age.
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No, Auntie.The sock man would have been
wonderful for you.
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And for us.Shh! And for us.
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Yes, Auntie.Did you think
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you came to America
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to live yourlife?
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No, Auntie.You are more selfish
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than a house cat.
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Yes, Auntie.What will I tell
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our friends and family
in Nigeria?
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They were all expecting
to be invited to the wedding.
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Not many would come, but they
would all have sent presents.
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I do not know, Auntie.
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You have made me
look like a fool.
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Perhaps if you had
stayed out of it,
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that might not have happened!
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[gasps]
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How dare you speak to me
in this manner!
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[gasps] How dare you speak
to her in that manner!
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Feet! Feet.
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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]
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[door opens]
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Got you a Danish from the truck.
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Thanks, but no.
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You sure?
I had them warm it up for you.
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Really?
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Right out of the oven.
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Eh...
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No.
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There's jelly
in the middle.
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I said no!
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Okay. Sorry.
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Mmm.
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What? It's good.
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Well, hello.
Is that a dating site?
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Yeah.
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So you're trying to get skinny.
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By 7:30 tonight.
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[laughs]:
Oh, dude.
Yeah.
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What happened to the nurse?
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She blew me off.
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Sorry. Her loss.
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I like to think so.
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But on the plus side,
it showed me
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that I'm ready
to start dating again.
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Good for you.
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Thanks, but do me a favor.
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Keep this between you and me.
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Of course.
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How long has it been
since you, uh...
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you know?
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Well, let's see, the divorce
was three years ago, so...
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seven years.
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Ouch. I would have
killed myself.
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It's still an option for you.
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What dating site are you on?
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Uh, it's a new one,
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for upscale,
middle-aged professionals.
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That's cool. Keeps out
the young, attractive people.
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Am I wrong?
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Give me the damn Danish.
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Okay, let's start him
on nitroglycerin,
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0.4 milligrams sublingual.
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Nitroglycerin? Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
Do you have a problem with that?
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No, it's just that
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he's also on sildenafil, and
there could be a bad reaction.
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[chuckles]
Wh-What kind of bad reaction?
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You're fine. Don't worry.
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Can I talk to you
in the hallway?
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Well, I-I'm...
I-I'm kind of worried.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Nitroglycerin and sildenafil
can cause severe arrhythmia.
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I know that.
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You think I don't know that?
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Of course. I am sorry.Do you understand
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that when you correct me
in front of the patient,
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that undermines his
confidence in not just me,
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but in this entire hospital?
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Again, very sorry.
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That's it?
You're sorry?
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If you have something to say,
then say it.
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I'm glad that you did not
kill the patient.
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And I am sorry.
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What were you thinking?
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I apologized,
but he kept pushing.[sighs]
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What have I told you since the
first day you worked here?
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Don't sleep
with a married doctor
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unless I intend
to get pregnant.
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No, the other thing.
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Oh. Don't make waves.
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And what did you do today?
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I made a wave.
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Damn right you did.
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Do you realize there's,
like, 200,000 Filipino girls
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waiting to take your job?
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I do.
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And they're all
good nurses, too.
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Some of them were doctors
in the Philippines.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you think he'll file
a complaint?
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[scoffs]
H-He's a surgeon.
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He gets up every morning
to correct God's mistakes.
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What you think he
gonna do to yours?
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So, yes?
Yes!
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Tagalog.
Huh?
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Tagalog. That's what
the Filipinos speak.
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Guess I'm gonna have
to start learning.
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[soft piano music playing]
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Uh, no, thanks.
I'm not having any bread.
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Okay.
Carbs.
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Sure.
Wait.
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Let me just look.
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Uh, is that pretzel bread?
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Yes, sir.
With Himalayan pink salt.
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Son of a bitch.
Get it out of here.
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Bob?
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Uh, Liz. Hi.[sighs]
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Sorry I'm late.
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My Uber driver had a turban.
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Need I say more? Whew!
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No worries.
Uh, I just sat down.
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You're a bourbon guy?
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Yeah.My ex was a bourbon guy.
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On our honeymoon, we
toured a distillery.
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What a dick.
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Anyway, I won't
hold it against you.
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Thanks.You drink in the morning?
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No.
Good boy.
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Now, what do we think
about this mustache?
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You don't like it?
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[scoffs] It doesn't
matter if I like it.
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You did it, you
own it, moving on.
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[sighs]
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So your profile says
you're in construction.Yep.
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Commercial, mostly.
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Nice. Uh, I have
a warehouse in Rosedale.
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For your sock thing?
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Yeah, my sock thing.
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We don't do warehouses.
Mostly office buildings.
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Mixed use. Retail, condos.
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That's impressive.
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Yeah, well, it's not, uh...
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[laughing]:
"therapeutic hosiery."
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Are you trying
to hurt my feelings?
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Why? Are they easily hurt?
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No.
Oh...
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I hurt your feelings.
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Hey, not to brag,
but my company is part
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of the fastest-growing segment
of the undergarment industry.
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Yeah, that doesn't
sound like a brag.
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Fruit of the Loom has been
nosing around to buy us out.
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Who are you talking to,
the apple or the grape?
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Hey. Vodka rocks.
Stay close.
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We're not off to a very
good start, are we?
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Not really.
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Look, no big deal,
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we're probably just nervous.Speak for yourself.
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I haven't been nervous since
I got a concealed carry permit.
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You brought a gun to our date?
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[hushed]:
I don't know. Did I?
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Where is that
damn pretzel bread?
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Something tells me
you're one of those guys
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who bottles up his anger
until he has a heart attack.
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Wow, I nailed it.
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Let's order.I'm gonna guess
valve replacement.
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No, wait.
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Three stents and a pacemaker.
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You really want
to play this game?
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Ooh, look who's fighting back.
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Take your best shot.
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Okay. From where I'm sitting,
I'm gonna guess Botox,
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a tummy tuck and a boob job.
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Drop dead, you jerk.
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[scoffs]
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Just kidding.
You got two out of three.
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All right, what's good here?
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I'm in the mood for
something with a bone.
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[exhales sharply]
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Thanks for taking me home.
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Just being a gentleman.
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Very kind.
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My pleasure.
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You know, if you'd like, you
could come up for a nightcap.
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See what happens.
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Really?
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Unless you think
your heart's
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gonna explode if I stick
my tongue in your ear.
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My heart is fine.
Good.
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'Cause you're a pretty big guy
to get pinned under.
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There's nothing's wrong with
my heart. It's just that...
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It's just what?
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Well, am I crazy?
Our date didn't go that well.
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It didn't, but we can still
work off the creamed spinach.
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Look, I'm confused.
D-Do you even like me?
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Where are you going with this?
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Well, in my experience,
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sex is usually
a product of affection.
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[scoffs]
Affection?
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Okay, now I get
the Freddie Mercury mustache.
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Hey.
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This is a Tom Selleck
and has been since 1988.
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Sorry.
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Why don't I just take you home
and we'll call it a night?
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Sounds good.
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Also Burt Reynolds.
A lot of guys.
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May I speak
with you, please?
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I'm busy.
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I realize I should not
have questioned you
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in front of a patient, and
it will never happen again.
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That's nice to hear,
but I still have to report you.
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I understand. Is there
anything I can say or do
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that would make you
change your mind?
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I'm sorry.
You've left me no choice.
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Mmm. Okay.[elevator bell dings]
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You do know
I will be called
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in front of a review board
and I will
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have to tell them that you
prescribed nitroglycerin
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for a patient on sildenafil.
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00:12:01,176 --> 00:12:03,482
[scoffs]
Are you threatening me?
261
00:12:03,526 --> 00:12:06,355
[imitates doctor's scoff]
You left me no choice.
262
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,621
He forgave me.
263
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,492
And you are welcome.
264
00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,631
Good evening, Auntie.
265
00:12:25,766 --> 00:12:27,289
What's this?
266
00:12:27,332 --> 00:12:30,118
It's your favorite.
Wendy's Baconator.
267
00:12:30,161 --> 00:12:33,338
With American cheese
and extra bacon?
268
00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:35,819
Yes.Ketchup packets?
269
00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:38,996
I took so many,
the cashier shouted at me.
270
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,042
You are a good girl.Thank you.
271
00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:42,695
Perhaps I should not
have called you selfish.
272
00:12:42,739 --> 00:12:44,132
Ah. I was wrong, too.
273
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:46,177
I did not say I was wrong.
274
00:12:46,221 --> 00:12:48,832
[knocking on door]UNCLE TUNDE:
They are here.
275
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,703
Who is here?Come, come.
276
00:12:50,747 --> 00:12:52,270
Uh, who is here?None of your business.
277
00:12:52,314 --> 00:12:53,750
Stand up straight.
278
00:12:54,838 --> 00:12:55,926
[door opens]
279
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,319
UNCLE TUNDE:
Ogechi.
280
00:12:57,362 --> 00:12:58,842
Ah, what a
wonderful surprise.
281
00:12:58,886 --> 00:13:00,539
Tunde.
282
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,193
Ogechi.
283
00:13:02,237 --> 00:13:03,847
Olu.[laughter]
284
00:13:06,023 --> 00:13:10,027
A-And I see you have brought
your very handsome son with you.
285
00:13:10,071 --> 00:13:12,247
Good evening, sir.
Good evening, madam.
286
00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,815
Abishola, don't
just stand there.
287
00:13:14,858 --> 00:13:16,991
Come and greet our
surprise guests.
288
00:13:17,774 --> 00:13:19,080
Good evening, Mrs. Mborata.
289
00:13:19,123 --> 00:13:21,169
Please excuse
my hospital scrubs,
290
00:13:21,212 --> 00:13:23,388
but I wasn't aware
we were having company.
291
00:13:23,432 --> 00:13:25,956
She just finished
a 12-hour shift,
292
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,436
and she still
smells good.
293
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:28,698
Like a car freshener.
294
00:13:29,873 --> 00:13:32,093
Abishola, let me introduce
295
00:13:32,136 --> 00:13:35,661
my oldest son, Chukwuemeka.
296
00:13:35,705 --> 00:13:37,925
You can call me Chuey.
297
00:13:37,968 --> 00:13:41,102
You can call him Chukwuemeka.
298
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:42,146
Sit.
299
00:13:42,190 --> 00:13:43,278
Everyone, sit.
300
00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,454
[laughs]Abishola,
301
00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:48,936
Chukwuemeka is
a very successful pharmacist.
302
00:13:48,979 --> 00:13:51,503
Ah. He works
at the CVS.
303
00:13:51,547 --> 00:13:54,898
It was originally a Walgreens,
but then became Rite Aid,
304
00:13:54,942 --> 00:13:57,858
and then, two years ago,
we became CVS.
305
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,384
Fascinating.
306
00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:06,344
If you like,
I can give everyone a flu shot.
307
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,869
[laughs]:
Ah! Wonderful.
308
00:14:08,912 --> 00:14:10,696
Maybe after dinner.
309
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:14,570
Dinner?Yes. [chuckles]
310
00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:19,227
I must say,
the-the beauty of your home
311
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:23,144
is surpassed only by the beauty
of the women who live in it.
312
00:14:23,187 --> 00:14:25,320
[laughs]:
Oh, Chukwuemeka,
313
00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:26,669
stop it.
314
00:14:26,712 --> 00:14:29,019
[laughs]:
This one is spoken for.
315
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:31,630
But this one is not.
316
00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:38,463
Oh.
317
00:14:38,507 --> 00:14:40,161
You're still here.
318
00:14:40,204 --> 00:14:41,858
Where else would I be?
319
00:14:41,902 --> 00:14:43,207
I don't know, maybe out
320
00:14:43,251 --> 00:14:45,906
with another one
of your Internet ladies?
321
00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:49,997
Douglas.
322
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,389
Don't be mad at him.
323
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,130
We're all rooting for you,
sweetheart.
324
00:14:53,174 --> 00:14:54,653
Thanks.
325
00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:56,003
So, how'd it go last night?
326
00:14:56,046 --> 00:14:57,482
Not real well.
327
00:14:57,526 --> 00:14:58,962
Did she mention the mustache?
328
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,096
I like it. It's staying.
329
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:05,055
I like it, too.
330
00:15:08,145 --> 00:15:11,279
Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna
waste any more time on dating.
331
00:15:11,322 --> 00:15:13,194
Oh, that's crazy talk.
332
00:15:13,237 --> 00:15:15,022
You name me
one other guy
333
00:15:15,065 --> 00:15:16,980
who can roll
into a hospital on a gurney
334
00:15:17,024 --> 00:15:19,983
and roll out
with an African nurse.
335
00:15:20,027 --> 00:15:21,332
Can we please drop it?
336
00:15:21,376 --> 00:15:23,291
Just give it some time.
337
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:25,162
Y-You'll find somebody.
338
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,077
I'm 50 years old, Mom.
339
00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:30,341
Big whoop. George Clooney didn't
find love till he was 54.
340
00:15:30,385 --> 00:15:34,128
Look at me, Mom.
I'm not George Clooney!
341
00:15:34,171 --> 00:15:37,174
You are to me, Bobby Socks.
342
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,655
[phone chimes]
343
00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:41,787
You're kidding.
What is it?
344
00:15:41,831 --> 00:15:44,007
It's a text from that woman
I went to dinner with.
345
00:15:44,051 --> 00:15:46,531
Oh, that's a good sign.
What'd she say?
346
00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:48,098
"Look what you're
missing out on."
347
00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:49,404
[phone whooshes]
348
00:15:49,447 --> 00:15:52,537
Yikes.
Oh, my.
349
00:15:52,581 --> 00:15:54,800
I think she likes you.
350
00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:02,069
Looks kind of like
your mustache.
351
00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:05,811
Thank you again for
a wonderful meal.
352
00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:07,161
Yes, Olu, you are
353
00:16:07,204 --> 00:16:09,772
very talented in the kitchen.Well,
354
00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:12,122
nowhere near as talented
as you are in the church choir.
355
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:13,645
UNCLE TUNDE:
Did you know
356
00:16:13,689 --> 00:16:16,213
that Abishola has
a beautiful singing voice?
357
00:16:16,257 --> 00:16:18,128
No, I did not.
358
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:20,087
Sing something.
359
00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:24,004
No. Thank you.
360
00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:26,136
She's shy.
361
00:16:26,180 --> 00:16:29,052
You should come over when
she showers in the morning.
362
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:33,970
You would swear Reba McEntire
was in our bathroom.
363
00:16:34,014 --> 00:16:37,017
Let's leave them alone so they
can get to know each other.
364
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:39,019
Yes. Good idea.
365
00:16:42,109 --> 00:16:45,155
[quietly]:
Sing "Cathy's Clown" for him.
366
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:52,075
I'm sorry about
my mother.
367
00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,729
She's very
old-fashioned.
368
00:16:53,772 --> 00:16:56,079
It's okay. I know
this wasn't your idea.
369
00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:59,865
No. But I'm glad to be
sitting here with you.
370
00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,608
So, do you enjoy being a nurse?
371
00:17:03,652 --> 00:17:06,394
Yes. I find it very rewarding.
372
00:17:06,437 --> 00:17:09,092
I feel the same way
about being a pharmacist.
373
00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,094
Ah, that's good. Very good.
374
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,879
[soft laughter]
375
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:17,405
I want you to know,
if this works out,
376
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,190
I will allow you
to keep your job.
377
00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:25,674
Thank you.
378
00:17:25,717 --> 00:17:27,893
That is very generous.
379
00:17:27,937 --> 00:17:30,374
Uh-huh. I'm modern,
380
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,115
not like my parents.
381
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:34,378
As long as dinner is on
the table when I come home,
382
00:17:34,422 --> 00:17:36,250
there's no problem.
383
00:17:36,293 --> 00:17:38,078
[laughs]
384
00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,341
Oh, I think there is a problem.
385
00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,045
Hey.
386
00:17:49,089 --> 00:17:51,656
Oh. Hello, Bob.
Sorry.
387
00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:53,180
I didn't know
you were gonna be here.
388
00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,138
Why are you here?
389
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:57,140
Uh, I've kind of grown
to like this bench.
390
00:17:57,184 --> 00:17:58,141
I mean,
I like it better with you,
391
00:17:58,185 --> 00:18:00,665
but I like it also
just as a bench.
392
00:18:00,709 --> 00:18:03,146
Would you care to sit?
393
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:06,018
Uh, is that okay?
I don't want to intrude.
394
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:07,150
Please. I would like you to sit.
395
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:09,109
Are you sure?Shut up and sit.
396
00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:16,159
How have you been?Not bad.
397
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:19,684
I had to get a
new phone number.
398
00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,121
How about you?
399
00:18:21,164 --> 00:18:22,818
Not great.
400
00:18:22,861 --> 00:18:24,515
Oh, I'm sorry. You
want to talk about it?
401
00:18:24,559 --> 00:18:27,083
No.
402
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:29,390
Okay, well, just
sitting's good.
403
00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:32,001
Just sitting is good.
404
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,311
Can I ask you a question?
405
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:38,747
You can.
406
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:40,009
You'll be honest with me?
407
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:42,054
Of course.
408
00:18:42,098 --> 00:18:44,753
Should I lose the mustache?
409
00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:46,755
No. I like it.
410
00:18:46,798 --> 00:18:48,844
It is very manly.
411
00:18:50,193 --> 00:18:51,803
Thank you.
412
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,771
[microwave beeps]
413
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:08,037
Mmm.
[inhales sharply]
414
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,170
Baconator.
415
00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,434
[chuckles]
416
00:19:13,477 --> 00:19:16,480
Square hamburger, round buns.
417
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:18,526
Somehow, it works.
418
00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:25,228
God bless America.
419
00:19:25,272 --> 00:19:33,105
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