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Hmm. Pizza.
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Sounds like a plan.
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'Lee n' Cavalo's.'
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Hi. I'd like a veggie pizza.
I have a coupon.
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'For a free soda.'
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'We'll be there in 30 seconds,
or your pizza is a free.'
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Don't you mean 30 minutes--
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'Pizza delivery!'
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Joker.
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Here's your pizza!
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And, as promised,
the soda is free.
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♪ The Batman ♪
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'The costume worn onstage'
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by the first-ever Pagliacci.
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Worth its weight
in gold thread
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would you not say,
Mr. Wayne?
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Professor Strange, right?
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Hugo Strange.
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Call me Bruce.
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Oh, congratulations,
by the way.
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'Chief of psychiatry at Arkham.'
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Ah, my promotion. Yes. Yes.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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But I'm equally excited
about my project
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with your Wayne industries.
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I'm afraid I'm not quite
up to speed on the particulars.
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Oh, it's a revolutionary device
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which will truly open doors
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to the criminally insane mind.
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A subject which I find
endlessly fascinating, Bruce.
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Oh, my.
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- It's the Joker!
- Let's get out of here!
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Just what I've always wanted.
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Fancy pants.
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An escaped patient
on the loose?
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- Doc?
- I'm a tad embarrassed, Bruce.
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Bruce?
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Well, what a coin-ki-dink.
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I've been wanting to discuss
the Arkham diet with you.
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Too many nuts!
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Aah!
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Fascinating. Like watching
two sides of the same coin.
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I never pegged you
for an opera buff, Joker.
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As any opera buff will tell you
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it ain't over till
the fat lady sings.
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Or, in this case
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my lovely diva Detective Yin.
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Yin, do you read me?
Detective Yin.
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Where am I?
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What?
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Joker, let me out!
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'Joker? Joker!'
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'Let me out of here!'
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Talk, Joker.
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Well, you see, I've always
wanted to stage my own opera.
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All I needed was the right suit
and a leading lady.
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You look like you could
really hit the low notes.
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Wanna sing backup?
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Where is she?
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Somewhere in a box
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set to spring free
in eight hours
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with a really big pop.
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That is, unless you
let me waltz out of here.
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I don't negotiate with psychos.
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As I tried to explain,
Chief Rojas
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Joker will never
voluntarily divulge
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Detective Yin's
whereabouts, never.
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At least, not in
time to save her.
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Ooh, headshrinker
in the house.
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So what do you suggest,
professor?
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I have developed a device
that allows its user
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to tap directly
into a patient's mind
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'like a two-way
radio transmission.'
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- You gotta be kidding me.
- Hardly.
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The technology is untested
and therefore risky.
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But I am willing to volunteer.
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And what makes you so sure Joker
will be willing to cooperate?
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Another voice in my head?
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The more the merrier!
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If clown-boy likes it, I don't.
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What alternative do we have
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to save Detective Yin?
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Ugh.
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Set it up.
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Sir?
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It's the Wayne industries
prototype of Strange's device.
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Fully operational, I take it?
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Professor Strange may mean well
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but I think
the Batman's had more
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field experience with Joker.
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We use Batwave to jack
into Arkham server
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where we can piggyback
Strange's frequency.
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And enter Joker's
crazed cranium
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where you shall somehow
uncover Yin's location.
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- Somehow.
- If I may say, sir.
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This is positively daft.
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You could be risking
your own sanity.
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System's ready.
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You may begin.
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Proceed.
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I already have, professor.
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Well, then you've done
something wrong.
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I'll check it myself.
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Well, this isn't my machine.
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Welcome to my head.
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It works!
I'm inside your mind!
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That's right, egghead.
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And if you think you can find
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where I'm hiding Detective Yin
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step right up
and explore the insanity!
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Three shows nightly!
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Joker's childhood
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the inevitable key
to his mental state.
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'Little boy! Come here!'
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'I have questions
to ask of you.'
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He didn't even ask
about Yin-in-the-box.
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What's with that?
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I've captured the frequency,
Master Bruce.
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Send me in.
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thud
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Gotham?
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'Joker's Gotham.'
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Egad! A Batman in my belfry!
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Where are you keeping Yin?
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Howling at the moon, eh?
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I thought I was the crazy one.
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Tell me where she is, Joker.
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Or I'll see to it
you never leave Arkham.
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Make yourself at home, Batty.
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Just watch out
for the loose screws.
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You better bolt!
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Help! Help!
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- Psych!
- What ma said!
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Enough mind games, Joker.
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Tell me where you have
Yin hidden now!
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I'll never talk.
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Joker won't consciously talk.
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I need to ply his subconsciousmind for clues, but where?
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Joker's idea factory?
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"Y" for Yin?
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Ooh!
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No, "Y" for yucks.
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Let me guess. You're looking
for the detective.
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You're..
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The only shadow
of his former self
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left in this crazy place.
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It's my day job.
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What I really want
is to make people laugh.
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Where is she?
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That's top-secret.
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You don't know
what he'd do to me.
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Her life depends on it.
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Wrong department.
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You want current schemes,
around the corner to your--
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'Now what did we discuss about
giving away family secrets?'
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Water's warm, Batman! Dive in!
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'"Current schemes."'
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'Better hurry, Batman.'
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'Yin's running out of time.'
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And how did you cope
with this lack of attention
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from your parents?
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The Batman?
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How did you manage to get here?
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I'm the only one
with the means of--
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I'm searching for Detective Yin
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like yourself.
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You're putting yourself
at great risk.
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Clearly, you possess
a deep-rooted need to rescue.
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Focus, professor.
Yin's running out of time.
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A very strong need.
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'Could it stem
from a past trauma'
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'perhaps someone
you once failed to rescue?'
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'This is an outrage!'
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In my head, I'm the headliner!
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I demand to be center stage
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so analyze this!
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'So you're a shrink.'
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'Tell me,
why do I cross the road?'
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'It's showtime!'
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Joker said he wanted
to stage his own opera.
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'Oh, Batman, help me! Help me!'
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I'm trapped,
but I don't know where
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and my time's running out.
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Uuh..
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I'm comin', Yinnie!
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'Ow! That's gotta hurt!'
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Your need to rescue
is so dominant, Batman
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that, uh, failure
is bound to make you cuckoo.
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Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
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Enough, Joker! Where's Yin?
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I said, "Where's Yin?"
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You're dancing
in a hornets' nest, fella.
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How many Jokers does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
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Wouldn't know. They're too busy
loosening Batman's screws!
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Ah..
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Save me, Batman.
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His brainwave activity
is growing frenetic.
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Oh, dear. He's going mad.
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Master Bruce.
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'Master Bruce!'
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Master Bruce,
please snap out of it.
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You must come out
of there at once!
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I won't fail!
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'There's no point
in resisting, Batman.'
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In my brain
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I pull the stings.
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You may control your mind, Joker
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but I won't let you
control mine!
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Tell me where
you're keeping her.
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Nope! I'm not singin'!
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Can't make me.
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I'll make you sing
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if I have to turn
your mind inside out!
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If you really want to get
inside my head, Batman..
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...I'll take you so far in
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you'll never find
your way out.
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'Batman, is that you?'
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Detective Yin.
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Why didn't you save me, Batman?
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Welcome to my world.
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You're finally where you belong.
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Arkham!
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A pity you went through
all that trouble
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to get here, Batman
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because now you're in deep
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and there's no way out.
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Strange referred to this
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as a two-way transmission.
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Just need to find..
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...the way out.
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Huh?
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Aah!
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It's over?
I hate abrupt endings.
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- Was she there?
- Yes, she certainly was.
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No. It can't be!
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Thank you, professor.
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I understand you saved my life.
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No! You couldn't have found her!
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I did not sing!
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'No, not consciously.'
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But while your mind was
preoccupied with the Batman
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I was able to glean the truth
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from your subconscious.
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All you did was sing.
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All those sad clowns, the arias.
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You had opera on the brain.
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Well, duh!
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You pulled Yin out from under
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the Gotham symphony hall stage
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didn't you?
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Wait a minute.
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Thanks for that.
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What?
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Where are we?
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In my mind.
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Aah!
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Master Bruce?
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Are you of sound mind?
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I know where he's keeping Yin.
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'It's showtime!'
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'ten..'
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Somebody, please..
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'...8...7...6...'
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'...5..'
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'...4..'
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'...3..'
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'...2..'
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So what took you?
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It's been a crazy night.
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'The tears of a clown.'
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The rage behind the mirror.
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Tonight, I merely glimpsed
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Joker's peculiar
form of madness.
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So many more roads to cross
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'before I can get to..'
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'...the other side.'
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♪ The Batman ♪
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