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[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[inaudible dialogue]

[knocking on door]

(male ♪1)
'Come in!'

Alright, girls,
mind your Ps and Qs.

Efficiency!
That's what I'm here for.

[instrumental music]

J' The Pajama Game J'

J' ls the game I'm in J'

J' And I'm proud to be J'

J' In the Pajama Game
I love it J'

J' I can hardly wait J'

J' To wake and get to work
at 8:00 J'

J' Nothing's quite the same J'

J' As the Pajama Game J'

[music continues]

J' The Pajama Game J'

J' ls the game we're in J'

J' And we're proud to be J'

J' In the Pajama Game
we love it J'

J' We can hardly wait J'

J' To wake and get to work
at 8:00 J'

J' Nothing's quite the same J'

J' As the Pajama Game N

If you're so
all-fired efficient

how come you're out here
lookin' for a job?

I consider Sleeptite Pajamas
a quality product, Mr. Hasler.

Something I'd be proud
to be connected with.

You would, huh?

Well, might as well
give you a trial.

I've tried the old ones, I might
as well try the young ones.

Gladys!

It isn't easy, I'm warnin' you.

I'm not lookin' for an easy job.

- Seven and a half cents.
- I beg your pardon?

Seven and a half cents.
That's what they want now!

I know what's goin' on
around here.

I've just written
the board of directors.

It's absolutely unnecessary!

- Gladys.
- Yes, Mr. Hasler?

This is Mr. Sorokin.

The new superintendent.

- Get him started.
- Certainly.

Will you come this way?

[machines whirring]

Ms. Hotchkiss.

Well, Gladys, I suppose you're
starting somethin' with him now.

Vernon, what are you
talking about?

I saw you putting your hand
on him. Always flirtin'.

Oh, you make me sick!

Get to work! I'm an executive.

I'm a time-study man.

I've got my stopwatch on you.

Can't waste time.

[stomps foot]

Hurry up! Hurry up!

J' Hurry up J'

J' Hurry up J'

J' Can't waste time
can't waste time J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' And the second hand
doesn't understand J'

J' That your back may break
and your fingers ache J'

J' And your constitution
isn't made of rock J'

J' It's a losing race
when you're racing J'

J' With the racing racing racing
with the clock J'

J' It's a losing race
when you're racing J'

J' With the racing racing racing
with the clock J'

Hurry up, girls, hurry up.
Seconds are ticking.

Seconds are ticking. Can't waste
time. Can't waste time.

J' When will old man Hasler
break down J'

J' And come up with our J'

J' Seven and a half cent raise? J'

J' I can't even buy me a wreck J'

J' Of a secondhand car J'

J' On that salary he pays J'

J' What do you think
of the new superintendent? J'

- He's cute.
- He'll never last.

J' He's kind of fresh
for a new superintendent J'

- I like a man with spunk.
- You like a man. Period.

Alright, girls,
cut out the laughing.

Cut out the laughing, hurry up.

Tempus fugit, tempus fugit.

- Waste, waste, waste!
- Hurry up!

J' Hurry up J'

J' Hurry up J'

J' Hurry up Waste time J'

J' Hurry up Waste time J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' And the second hand
doesn't understand J'

J' That your back may break
and your fingers ache J'

J' And your constitution
isn't made of rock J'

J' It's a losing race
when you're racing J'

J' With the racing racing racing
with the clock J'

J' Can't waste time J'

J' Racing with the clock N'

- Here's some tape.
- Thanks.

- A Chicago guy.
- He don't belong in this town.

"L'll fix it," he says.
Ha-ha-ha!

Give him a chance, boys.

He's only been here two days.

- Sid?
- Yeah? Pull me out.

- Mr. Hasler wants you.
- Again?

Give me a screwdriver.
I'm nearly done.

I'll tell him you're awful busy.

Thanks.

You know how much they're payin'
up at the packin' plant?

- A dollar three up.
- Screwdriver!

You know somethin' else?

They're payin' $1.14
up at the casket company.

My gosh! You'd be a sensation
up at the casket company.

Maybe you could get a job
up there as a tester

and just lie around
in coffins all day long.

- Now hurry it up.
- I'm hurrying.

- Well, hurry faster.
- Hey.

- Hey, you can't do that to me.
- I can't? ljust did.

Well, I'll fix you!

I'm gettin'
the grievance committee.

Go get them. It'll give you
somethin' to do.

I don't have to take
that stuff off nobody.

Go away, boy.
You bother me.

I'll show you.

And on my weak arm too.

That grievance committee
can start quite a rhubarb.

This whole town is a rhubarb.

- Oh, you'll get used to it.
- I sure intend to.

Hey, you,
go down to the storeroom

and get me a switch
and a piece of cable.

Move!

Oh, Mr. Sorokin,
I told you to be careful.

When I heard about you
beatin' up that boy...

I didn't beat him up.

Well, he's dangling his arm
like it hurt somethin' terrible.

- Here comes Babe Williams.
- Be delighted to talk to him.

Alright, mister,
here's Babe Williams.

So this is the committee?

That's right, Mr. Sorokin.
This is the committee.

Charlie, this grievance
committee is different.

- Never mind the snow job.
- I'm sorry.

Alright, I shoved the kid.
What's the next move?

- He says you hit him.
- No, ljust..

- Look, Ms. Wilson, I've got...
- Her name is Ms. Williams...

- What's the difference?
- I'm sorry, Ms. Williams.

Well, he ought to know
the committee's right name.

Mae, will you take it easy?

Mr. Sorokin, I've got
quite a few problems

of my own right now.

This helper says you socked him.

- He does?
- Mm-hmm.

Let's say I shoved him.
It sounds more refined.

You are not supposed
to strike an employee.

We have rules about that.

For both sides, I hope.

Listen, Ms. Williams,
I'll spread it on the table.

This young man
needs vocational guidance.

He wants to be a bank president.

I don't see what all this
has to do with it.

You don't seem to have
made a very good impression

on the new superintendent.

He ain't got no right
to shove me around

especially on my weak arm.

[alarm blaring]

Listen, Ms. Williams, I've gotta
get this factory going.

- Can't we take this up later?
- Of course we can, Mr. Sorokin.

That's in the rule book too.

Have the nurse check your arm
and send me a report. Okay?

Can't shove me around.
It was broke once already.

Thanks for your cooperation,
Ms. Williams.

It's all in the rule book.

I must read
that rule book sometime.

You certainly should.

All I have to say is, you're
the cutest grievance committee

I've ever had to deal with.

- Oh, that's what I want.
- What's goin' on now?

Come on, girls,
let's pull together.

This is a crisis. The tops are
15 minutes behind the bottoms.

Can't waste time.
Hurry up. Hurry up.

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' And the second hand
doesn't understand J'

J' That your back may break
and your fingers ache J'

J' And your constitution
isn't made of rock J'

J' It's a losing race
when you're racing with the J'

J' Racing racing racing
with the clock J'

J' Racing racing racing with the
racing racing racing with the J'

J' Racing racing racing with the
racing racing racing with.. IJ'

[fast singing continues]

[women laughing]

I never know what to wear
to a picnic.

If you got the style,
it don't matter what you wear.

You elected me president.
You gotta have confidence in me.

All I says is that
we were wasting...

Oh, this ain't no time
to be talkin' about

no ultimatums and no strikes.

Yeah, but that's
seven and a half cents.

Wait a minute,
there ain't no question

about we're gonna get that
seven and a half cent raise.

Other companies are payin' it
and we're entitled to it.

But we gotta be smart.

Wait till old Hasler's
got so many orders in

he can't afford
to shut the factory down.

Then we got him.

Hey, Babe, what about
that helper yesterday?

He says the super socked him.

I didn't get no report on that.

Oh, Prez,
that's one for the birds.

Why, he hasn't even
got a bruise on his arm!

- No?
- No.

The nurse says he's a faker.

Well, I guess,
maybe that's right.

- Sure, he's a phony.
- Okay.

Why, if that Sorokin guy
had really hit him

he'd break him in two.

Mr. Sorokin is so strong!

He's so wonderful!

- What's this?
- The new super.

I think he's simply woo woo!
Don't you?

- Oh, I didn't notice.
- I noticed.

I thought Babe was noticin' too.

- She lit up.
- Oh!

You know, you girls
are really...

Love comes at last
to Babe Williams.

[indistinct chatter]

Will you get off it?

I hardly looked at the man.

I'm the grievance committee.

Love? Are you nuts?

Some people can't tell
when it hits them.

[women laughing]

J' All you gotta do
is say hello to a man J'

J' And they've got you
whispering in his ear J'

J' All you gotta do it seems
is work for him J'

J' And they've got you goin'
berserk for him J'

J' If there's a guy
you merely have a beer with J'

J' They've got you
setting the wedding date J'

J' lt seems they've just
gotta have some dirt J'

J' To bend your ear with J'

J' So before you start J'

J' I herewith state J'

J' I'm not at all in love J'

J' Not at all in love not I J'

J' Not a bitJ'

J' Not a mite J'

J' Though I'll admit J'

J' He's quite a hunk 0' guy J'

J' But he's not my cup 0' tea J'

J' Not my cup 0' tea not he J'

J' Not an ounce J'

J' Not a pinch J'

J' He's just an inch J'

J' Too sure of himself for me J'

J' Well of course
you've noticed J'

J' His manly physique J'

J' And that look in his eye J'

J' Say I'm sure he can cut J'

J' Most any man down to size J'

J' He must be
as fierce as a tiger J'

J' When he's mad J'

J' And I'll bet
he cries like a little boy J'

J' When he's sad J'

J' But I'm not at all in love J'

J' Not at all in love not I J'

J' Not a straw J'

J' Not a hair J'

J' I don't care if he's
as strong as a lion J'

J' Or if he has
the rest of you sighin' J'

J' You may be sold J'

J' But this girl ain't buyin' J'

J' I'm not at all in love J'

J' She's not at all in love J'

J' Not at all in love oh no J'

J' Nota pin J'

J' Not a crumb J'

J' Must be the summer heat J'

J' That gives her that glow J'

J' 'Cause she's not
at all in love J'

J' Not at all in love
she cries J'

J' Not a snip not a bite J'

J' Must be the light
from the ceiling J'

J' Shining there in her eyes J'

J' He's young and handsome
and smart J'

J' And we can't get over it J'

IOhJ'

J' But this lady's heart J'

J' He doesn't affect a bit J'

J' It's easy to see
that her daffy grin J'

J' ls the grin
she always wears J'

J' And she's breathless because
she ran up a flight of stairs J'

J' Obviously J'
J' Naturally definitely J'

Ooh!

- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.

I'm sorry.

J' Obviously J' J' Naturally J'

J' Definitely J'
J' Ha! J'

J' She's not at all in love J'

J' Not at all in love not she J'

J' No I'm not J'

J' Not a dotJ'

J' Not a touch J'

J' No not much J'

J' When I fall in love J'

J' There'll be
no doubt about it J'

J' 'Cause you will know
from the way that I shout it J'

(all)
You're shouting.

[sings quietly]
J' I haven't fallen J'

J' She hasn't fallen J'

J' I'm not at all in love J'

J' She's not at all in love IJ'

[all laughing]

[instrumental music]

[telephone ringing]

Superintendent's office.

Come in!

Oh, yes, Sid.

Dolores Paradisso,
that's her name.

Well, she's supposed
to be very elegant.

She can sew a button on a fly

like she was pourin' tea
for the Queen of England.

[chuckles]
Oh, yeah.
She can pull hair alright.

Them girls had another fight.

Wanna buy a ticket
for the picnic?

Well, might as well
get it over with.

One dollar and all the beer
you can guzzle.

No beer for me.

Gives me heartburn.
Somethin' awful.

- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, you.

- Here.
- Thanks.

You gonna do your knife-throwin'
act this year, Mr. Hines?

Well, I suppose so. There always
seems to be a demand for it.

Was you honest
on the real stage?

That's where I first met him,
Poopsie.

He was throwin' knives at a
woman at the Majestic Theater.

It's going to be some picnic!

I saw you.
Leaving him a note, huh?

- Carrying on with Sorokin.
- Oh, Vernon!

I saw you put that note
on his desk.

I'm not blind.

And that's why you wore that
low-necked dress to work today.

You make me scream, Vernon!

- You just make me scream.
- Okay, then what's in it?

I dare you to tell me
what's in it.

Read it,
then go cut your throat!

"Okay, payroll, $7502.01."

That means "l love you"
in the Morse code!

Ain't you ashamed of yourself,
Hinesie?

Now that we've got
that all settled

do you think you could trust
me as far as the ladies' room?

[alarm blaring]

I'll never be jealous again,
Gladys. I promise.

Maybe I'll give you
cause someday.

Hinesie.

[instrumental music]

Hinesie!

Oh, I've learnt my lesson.
I'll never be jealous again.

- You stick to that now.
- Absolutely.

J' That's easier said than done J'

IlcandoitJ'

J' I knew itJ'

J' But let's take an example J'

J' Just for fun J'

J' Picture this J'

J' You're waitin' three hours for
her to come home from a date J'

J' There I am J'

J' I'm waiting three hours for
her to come home from a date J'

J' Here she comes
her lipstick is smeared J'

J' And she can't seem
to walk very straight J'

J' Here she comes
her lipstick is smeared J'

J' And she can't seem to walk
very straight J'

J' Then she drops
a bottle of rye J'

J' And not battin' an eye J'

J' Says a train wreck J'

J' Made her late J'

Well, Hinesie,
what would you do then?

J' Hmm I would trust her J'

J' I would trust her J'

J' By George
I swear I would trust her J'

J' No I'll never be
jealous again J'

- Nice work, Hinsie.
- I know what I'm doin', Mabel.

Now let's take another example.

Sure, Mabel.

J' Picture this J'

J' You've nothin' to do so you
drop in to chat for a while J'

J' There I am
with nothin' to do J'

J' So I drop in to chat
for a while J'

J' Something's up J'

J' The window is open and
Gladys is forcin' a smile J'

J' Something's up J'

J' The window is open
and Gladys is forcin' a smile J'

J' Then you see a hat and a tie
and a pair of socks J'

J' In a nice neat little pile J'

Well, Hinesie?

J' Hmm I would trust her J'

J' I would trust her J'

J' By George
I swear I would trust her J'

J' No I'll never be jealous J'

J' I'll never never never
never never never J'

J' Never never never
be jealous again J'

That's the stuff, Hinesie,
you're practically cured!

J' There will be no more J'

J' Nightmares to sleep through J'

J' No more keyholes
to peep through J'

J' No more bushes
to creep through J'

J' That's my plan J'

J' Well now that
you're a new man J'

J' Picture this J'

J' You go to your sweetie's
apartment

J' You borrowed the keys J'
J' There I am J'

J' I go to my sweetie's apartment
I borrow the keys J'

J' There she is J'

J' She's givin' a sailor
a very affectionate squeeze J'

J' There she is J'

J' She's giving a sailor
a very affectionate squeeze J'

J' Then to boot J'

J' She tells you she was
in the arms of her cousin J'

J' Who's back from overseas J'

Her cousin! Back from overseas!
You expect me to believe that?

Hinesie.

J' I would trust her J'

J' I would trust her J'

J' By George
I swear I would trust her J'

J' No I'll never be jealous J'

J' I'll never never never
never never never never J'

I Never never HGVGI' HGVGI'
HGVGI' HGVEI" never never J'

J' Never be jealous again J'
J' Good IJ'

(Mabel)
Hinesie. Hinesie, stop it.

Stop it. Hinesie, stop it.

What will Mr. Hasler say?
Have you gone crazy?

Hinesie, stop it.
Hinesie, stop it.

This is terrible.

[instrumental music]

[tapping feet]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Memo, cutting foreman. Too many
rejects on rayon crepe numbers.

What right has the union
to run their

Pepsi-Cola machine
with our electricity?

Well, what's this?

This book shouldn't be
left lyin' around.

- Gladys! This book.
- Yes?

Oh, Mr. Hasler,
you scared the life out of me.

Look, it's alright.
I've got the key around my neck.

I don't want it
left lying around.

- Is that clear?
- Yes, Mr. Hasler!

If I can't trust Gladys,
who can I trust?

What was my book
doing up here anyhow?

The old man's got a bad case
of book-itis, hasn't he?

Yes!

I wonder if he's got

a skeleton locked in there.

Say, Mabel, tell me something.

What kind of a girl
is this Babe Williams?

- Oh, she's peppy.
- I can see that.

Full of life.

- Uh, give me Ladies Pants.
- 'Yes, Mr. Sorokin... '

ls that you, Prez?
Sorokin speaking.

Say, whatever happened to that
complaint from the helper

I'm supposed to have socked?
I'd like to get it settled.

Would you send the grievance
committee up to my office?

[indistinct chatter on phone]

- No, right away.
- 'Okay, Sid.'

Thanks.

I heard you had an eye for her.

You hear things easy
around this place.

First thing you know
they'll be talkin' about us.

Don't think
it hasn't been mentioned.

Memo, head cutter.

[knock on door]

Come in!
Have a seat.

Yes, Mr. Hasler,
I'll be right there.

The last six lots
went over the estimate.

Better check with your markers.

I wanted to talk to you about
that assault and battery case.

Oh, well, we thought
that we would forget

about that, Mr. Sorokin.

That's a relief.

The committee decided
just to drop the matter.

Well, I wanted
to get it straight.

For a while there,
I thought that you and I'd

have to fight a duel.

Seems that won't be necessary.

As a matter of fact,
we have been fighting a duel.

Every time I come on your floor
I try to get you

to look at me, but I
always lose. Never a look.

Perhaps I'm just very
interested in my work.

Perhaps.

But as far as that helper
is concerned

we know that you had
provocation.

If you only knew what I had
to go through to get him

to kick across
with a screwdriver.

I'd have been justified
if I had socked him.

Well, we won't go into that.

But anyhow, we have it down
in our books as a slight nudge.

Personally, I think
a little physical punishment

is good for people
once in a while.

Oh, you do, Captain Bligh?

[chuckles]
No, not exactly.

Sit down for a second,
will you, Ms. Williams?

I wanna talk to you.

- How about a date?
- What?

How about goin' out to dinner
some night?

Well, l-l don't know, I...

Maybe check up on some
of the local hot spots?

Uh, thank you very much,
Mr. Sorokin

but I don't think so.

What is this strange power
I have over women?

But it wouldn't work,
not at all.

Looks like
I struck out that time.

L-it's nothing personal.

But you see,
you're the superintendent

and I'm the grievance committee.

[instrumental music]

Memo, timekeeper,
be sure all girls

fill out credit cards
properly and check the..

Memo, to Sid Sorokin.

J' Hey there J'

J' You with the stars
in your eyes J'

J' Love never made
a fool of you J'

J' You used to be J'

J' Too wise J'

J' Hey there J'

J' You on that
high-flyin' cloud J'

J' Though she won't throw
a crumb to you J'

J' You think someday J'

J' She'll come to you J'

J' Better forget her J'

J' Her with her nose
in the air J'

J' She has you dancin'
on a string J'

J' Break it and she won't care J'

J' Will you take this advice J'

J' I hand you J'

J' Like a brother J'

J' Or are you not J'

J' Seein' things too clear J'

J' Are you just
too far gone to hear J'

J' ls it all goin' in one ear J'

J' And out the other J'

J' Hey there J'

J' You with the stars
in your eyes J'

Who? Me?

J' Love never made J'

J' A fool of you J'

Not until now.

J' You used to be too wise J'

Yeah, I was once.

J' Hey there J'

I hear you.

J' You on that J'

J' High flyin' cloud J'

J' Though she won't throw
a crumb to you J'

Don't rub it in.

J' You think someday J'

J' She'll come to you J'

Oh, shut up!

J' Better forget her J'
J' Forget her J'

J' Her with her nose in the air J'

J' Her with her nose
in the air J'

J' She has you dancin'
on a string J'

J' A puppet on a string J'

J' Break it and she won't care J'

J' She won't care for me J'

J' Will you take this advice
I hand you J'

J' Like a brother J'

J' Or are you not
seein' things too clear J'

J' Are you too much
in love to hear J'

J' ls it all goin' in one ear J'

J' And out the other IJ'

[all cheering]

[indistinct chatter]

[instrumental music]

- What a day, eh, Prez?
- Yeah, solid gold.

I love these picnics.

Always come back
from the road for them.

Say, on this last trip

I sold a lot of Sleeptite
pajamas, believe me.

Oh, you did, eh?

I knocked them for a loop

in Masalon Chilicarty

Van Worth and Napoleon.

[indistinct chatter]

Well, I'll have
to make an announcement

that there ain't gonna be
enough baked beans to go around

but there's plenty
of potato salad.

So them that don't care
for beans

can go heavy on the salad
and vice versa.

I can never remember a time

when competition was so ruthless

dealers so cantankerous

costs outrageous

and profit margins sunk so low.

My good friends,
pajamas are at the crossroads.

[crowd cheering]

[cheering]

Well, if it isn't
the grievance committee.

- Should've run faster.
- I have a grievance.

There's a new fella here
named Sid Sorokin.

Been knocking himself out
to be a dandy fellow

but he can't make a score.

Well, you just tell
Mr. Sorokin that, um

Ms. Williams is a very cold,
hard-boiled doll.

He wouldn't like her at all,
if he got to know her.

(Poopsie)
'This way for
the knife throwing.'

Oh, there's the knife throwing.
This I gotta see.

This way for the great
knife-throwing exhibition!

- What happened to you?
- Stay out in the open, honey.

- Don't get down in them woods.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Make way for the old professor.

Let me place my knives.

Hurry, hurry, hurry
for a riot of thrills.

Introducing
Professor Vernon Hines

master of the flying blades.

[cheering]

In his sensational demonstration

of iron nerve and skill.

Is the trained nurse
in attendance?

- The trained nurse is here.
- I'm ready.

Whoa, watch it!

[laughing]

Hey, hey, hey!

[crowd booing]

I beg your forbearance.

I'm out of practice.

Ah, ah.

One, two..

[cheering]

Hey, Hinesie, put one here.

[indistinct chatter]

[speaking in foreign language]

[cheering]

Now if some daring young lady
from the audience

will consent to stand
in front of the board

I'll show the act
as it should be played.

[indistinct chatter]

- My mother loves me.
- Come on, Mae, you do it.

- No! Don't.
- You're so big he can't miss.

Now cut that out.
Behave yourself.

Eleven years in the public eye
and never drew a drop of blood.

- I'll do it.
- Don't get foolish.

I'll do it.

Can you knock the apple
off my head, Hinesie?

That's the spirit, Babe.
You show 'em, kid.

- I don't think she should.
- Please, Babe, don't.

[grunting]
One, two..

[crowd gasps]

- Where's my apple?
- I think that's enough.

Give it to me.

Hinesie Hines, you're making us
all so frightened.

Making you frightened?
How do you think I feel?

Come on, Hinesie. Shoot.

(Hines)
'Alright, now, will you just
hold perfectly still?'

- Oh, no.
- She's shakin'.

My goodness, she's shakin'.

Something awful's gonna happen.

You better not, Babe.

Alright, everybody!
Will you hold still?

One, two..

[crowd gasps]

Is it over?

Now break it up.
Get that stuff out of here now.

- Break it up, I tell ya.
- Hey, that's an insult.

My skill has never been
questioned before.

Oh, go drown yourself.

Break it up, all of you,
break it up.

My, but you're an
impetuous girl.

- Where you going, Mae?
- No place special.

I tell you, I'm not jealous.

I didn't say you were jealous,
I said you were drunk.

Well, you can't have everything.

Oh.

That defiant policy of yours

is gonna get you in trouble
some day, Catherine Williams.

It's been workin' out so far.

Look, I've got a new policy
in mind for both you and me.

- Oh?
- Let's quit fighting.

What fight?

Come here, Catherine.
The new policy.

[ducks quacking]

[sighs]
Gee, Babe, you're terrific.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a superintendent.

Listen, I'm not
the superintendent.

What did you do, resign?

Today, I'm just Sid,
you're just Babe.

A guy and his girl.

Sid, just because I kissed you,
does that make me your girl?

Well, anyway, the feud is over.

This picnic is going to be okay.

[instrumental music]

- Can you polka?
- Of course not.

Come on.

Don't you wanna be my girl?

Why don't you
answer my question?

- Do I have to?
- Absolutely.

Now is the historic moment.

How about it? Do you like me?

[chuckles]
Of course I do,
you silly thing.

You do?
Holy smoke, what a picnic.

- What a girl! What a day!
- Whoa!

Put me down.

J' This is my once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Felt the mornin' sun
I knew that J'

J' This was my once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Even got a kiss from you J'

J' I feel like hoppin'
up and down J'

J' Like a kangaroo J'

J' Jumpin' fences
climbin' trees J'

J' What pleases me
is what I'll do J'

J' 'Cause this is our
once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Everyone's entitled
to be wild J'

J' Be a child be a goof J'

J' Raise the roof J'

J' Once a year J'

J' This is our once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Once a year
we're jumpin' fences J'

J' This is our once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Once a year
we lose our senses J'

J' Look at Charlie by the barn
kissin' Katie's ear J'

J' Charlie's wife
is fightin' mad J'

J' I'm glad it's only
once a year J'

J' Look at Papa Halterbush J'

J' Claims he's 93 J'

J' Actin' like he's 22 J'

J' He's chasin' Sadie up a tree J'

J' 'Cause this is
his once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Everyone's entitled
to be wild J'

J' Be a child be a goof
raise the roof J'

J' Once a year J'

[clamoring]

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

[squealing]

[all squealing]

[music continues]

(all)
Hey!

(all)
Hey!

[squealing]

[music continues]

J' This is our once a year day J'

J' Once a year day J'

J' Everyone's entitled
to be wild N'

[indistinct chatter]

[ululating]

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

- Oh.
- Oh.

[squeals]

[squeals]

[instrumental music]

[cheering]

[music continues]

[cheering]

[music continues]

[cheering continues]

Wooh!

[rain pattering]

You know,
when you first come here

after that picnic last week

Katie says to me,
"Don't be a pest.

Don't talk too darn much."

Might be a lot worse if I didn't
talk at all, eh, Sid?

You're right.

I always says a railroad man

can't be too much
of a doggone pest

'cause he ain't home enough.

You go out on your
run tonight, don't you?

Yes, off to Milwaukee,
doggone it.

Say, Sid..

here's something
you don't see every day.

- What is it?
- A petrified bat.

Oh! pop-

Sid is not interested
in petrified bats.

What the heck, dear,
I didn't say he was.

Yeah, I know you.

The tyranny of women.

Well, I'm gonna get my things.

Room number 15 waits for no man.

Pop belt your ears off?

He's a great guy.
I like him.

- But I like you better.
- No, no, no, no, no.

Wait till pop goes out.

Say, Sid, do you like stamps?

Oh! pop-

Well, even if he don't
that's something

that'd interest anyone.

Two sets of Mint Columbians

laid blocks on every issue
since 1919.

- Goodnight, Katie.
- Night, pop.

Come around anytime, Sid.

I'd like to.

Say, he has got a full set
of Mint Columbians.

Sure, he has.
That's why I work at Sleeptite.

[both chuckle]

Ifeel good, Babe.
Feel like home.

Wonder if we've got any onions.

Onions?

I'm gonna make a western.
You want one?

That's my baby boy,
she wants a western.

No, honey.
I do not want a western.

Food is not uppermost
in my thoughts at the moment.

I suppose you want
some coffee too.

No, no, it'll keep me awake.

Now cut that out.

What's the matter, lover?

J' I don't wanna talk
small talk J'

J' Now that I'm alone with you J'

J' I don't wanna talk
small talk J'

J' We've got bigger
things to do J'

J' Let's not talk
of the weather J'

J' Or the fashions for the fall J'

J' Why don't you stop
all this small talk J'

J' I've got somethin' better J'

J' For your lips to do J'

J' And that takes no talk J'

IAt all J'

J' I gotta buy me
a dressy dress J'

J' The one that
I have is such a mess J'

J' Small talk J'

J' Who would you vote
for next electionJ'

J' How do you like
the stamp collection J'

J' Small talk J'

J' Read in a book the other day J'

J' That halibut spawn
in early May J'

J' And horses whinny
and donkeys bray J'

J' And furthermore J'

J' The Pygmy tribes in Africa J'

J' May have a war J'

- No!
- Yes.

J' I don't wanna talk J'

J' Small talk J'
J' What do you think J'

J' They charge for fruit now J'

J' Now that I'm alone with you J'

J' Got so a buck
ain't worth a hoot now J'

J' I don't wanna talk
small talk J'

J' Read where the winters
are getting milder J'

J' We've got bigger
things to do J'

J' And that the teenage kids
are wilder J'

J' Let's not talk
of the weather J'

J' One of these days
I'll paint the kitchen J'

J' Or the fashions for the fall J'

J' Get pop to put
a new light switch in J'

J' Why don't you stop J'

J' All this small talk? J'

J' Like I was sayin' J'
J' I've got somethin' better J'

J' What I mean is J'
J' For your lips J'

J' I was only J' J' To do IJ'

- Look out, I'm cooking.
- You sure are.

Babe, I love you.

- Darling.
- Sid.

There's something
we've got to talk about.

What?

I think you're wonderful,
and I love you.

But we're in
for a lot of trouble.

No, baby, why should we be?

Because something's going
to come between us.

- Who?
- It's not any who.

- Seven and a half cents.
- Oh, that.

That contract, lover,
that's important.

- Maybe we should face that...
- Don't talk such nonsense.

Sid, you mustn't treat me
like a baby.

Well, then you've got
to listen to me.

I don't know why the union
is so important to me

but it is.

I guess you just gotta
be on a team.

So that's why,
no matter what's with us, Sid

I'm gonna be fighting
for my side and fighting hard.

Alright.

How do you feel about me, Babe?

I love you terribly.

If we both feel the same way
about each other

isn't that enough?

Oh, you don't know me.

Babe, I love you.

[instrumental music]

[sighs]
If you can take it, I can.

J' I don't wanna talk J'

J' Small talk J'

J' I've got somethin' better J'

J' For your lips to do J'

J' And that takes no talk J'

J' And that takes no talk J'

J' At all J' J' At all N'

[train whistle blowing]

Babe, are you happy?

[sighs]
I'm not even
touching the ground.

It's good, isn't it?

So good I can hardly believe it.

Tell me.

- Again?
- Tell me.

- I love you.
- Tell me!

I love you more than
all the heroes

in all the history books
in the world.

- Tell me!
- What a woman. I'll tell you.

[instrumental music]

J' There once was a man J'

J' Who loved a woman J'

J' She was the one
he slew a dragon for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as he J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

J' Tell me J'

J' And there once was a man J'

J' Who loved a woman J'

J' She was the one
he gave his kingdom for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as he J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

J' My love is a giant
fierce and defiant J'

J' But how can I prove it
to you J'

J' Ain't got no kingdom no dragon
to back up my braggin' J'

J' How can I show
what I would do? J'

J' I only know there
once was a man J'

J' Who loved a woman J'

J' She was the one
he ate that apple for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as he J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

Tell me.

J' There once was a woman
who loved a man J'

J' He was the one that
she took poison for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as she J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

J' There once was a woman
who loved a man J'

J' He was the one she
swam the channel for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as she J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

J' My love's meteoric
it's merely historic J'

J' A whirlwind
a cyclone on wheels J'

J' It rocks my
whole solar plexus J'

J' It's bigger than Texas J'

J' ljust can't tell
you how it feels J'

J' I only know there
once was a woman J'

J' Who loved a man J'

J' Loved him enough to
cause the Trojan War J'

J' They say that nobody ever J'

J' Loved as much as she J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more
more more more J'

J' More than a hangman
loves his rope J'

J' More than a dope fiend
loves his dope J'

J' More than an lnjun
loves his scalps J'

J' More than a yodeler
loves his Alps J'

J' More more more more J'
J' More more more more J'

J' There once was a man J'
J' There once was a woman J'

J' Who loved a woman J'
J' Who loved a man J'

J' She was the one
he slew the dragon for J'

J' He was the one that
she took poison for J'

J' They say that nobody ever
loved as much as J'

J'HeJ' ISheJ'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more J'

J' But meJ'

J' I love you more IJ'

(Hasler)
'I wanna be fair.
That's what I keep telling you.'

'That's my whole principle
of business.'

'I want my relations
with the union..'

- Well..
- Shh!

The committee's in there
talking to Mr. Hasler right now.

Well, I'm steering clear
of that.

- I'll go get my lunch.
- We ate already.

(female ♪1)
'Yeah, I guess..'

Let's not adjourn
with any hard feelings.

We must preserve that
fine Sleeptite spirit.

That's easy to say, Mr. Hasler,
but we're not gettin' any place.

- We're going backwards.
- I didn't say no.

I said, not now.

Look, Mr. Hasler, this thing has
been dragging on for months.

The help are getting very jumpy.

Their patience is
about worn out.

I wanna be fair.

I'm gonna tell you
the plain truth, Mr. Hasler.

We know the company is doing
one heck of a business.

We don't have no education,
maybe, but we got eyes and ears.

Everybody in the industry
has had

a seven and a half cent
raise but us.

As I said, I wanna be fair.

That's always been my policy.

So I don't give you a yes
and I don't give you a no.

I say that we have to examine it
and I have to talk to the board.

That's just the way
we're gonna leave it.

Sure. Come on.

I told you we wouldn't
get no place.

Looks like another
run around, Prez.

He's a fighter, he says.
What a line!

- Well, what do we do now?
- Slow down.

- Attaboy, this is it.
- You know what to do. Come on.

Slow down.

Slow down.

[indistinct chatter]

Slow down.

You're in charge
of this room, Babe.

- I got you.
- Go to it.

(Babe)
Go to your places.

Steam room.

[shushiflg]

[all shushing]

[instrumental music]

Something's wrong here.
What's the matter?

[sighs]
I guess I'm just overworked

or something, Mr. Hines.

Ever since lunch,
ljust can't get the hang of it.

Well, I think I get
the hang of it.

I'm gonna see the superintendent
on what's going on around here.

[music continues]

J' Hurry up J'

J' Hurry up J'

J' Hurry up J'
J' Can't waste time J'

J' Hurry up J'
J' Can't waste time J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' When you're racing
with the clock J'

J' And the second hand J'
J' Hurry up J'

J' Doesn't understand J'
J' Hurry up J'

J' That your back J'

J' May break J'

J' And your J'

J' Fingers ache J'

J' And your J'

J' Constitution J'

J' Isn't made of.. H'

Alright, just a minute.
Now listen to me.

'This is a nice little show
you're'

'putting on here
but I don't like it.'

My job's to turn out goods
and that's what we're gonna do.

You have a contract.

I didn't make it,
but it's there.

I want a day's work
for a day's pay.

I can still hire and fire
around here, you know.

Now let's go!

[instrumental music]

[music intensifies]

[hissing]

[people screaming]

Somebody jammed the line.

Who did that?

Idid.

You're fired.

Iam?

Yes.

Well, that's just fine.

I haven't had a vacation
in three years. I need one.

So long, girls!

Get Charlie.

We'll be operating
again in 15 minutes.

Now clear out
till I call you back.

I have a fuse and a switch.

Boy, look out.

Did you get burned?

Yeah.

Twice.

[applauding]

What's going on
down at the plant

you all know as good as I.

And any members of
the type I run into

from time to time who say

"What good is a union?
Why should I pay my dues?"

Why, they could get
a mighty good object lesson

from where would they be now

in this here battle for
the seven and a half cents

that they wouldn't get
if it wasn't for the union.

What's sure as shooting
gonna get it.

[all cheering]

So leave us all remember

that our union should be

first and foremost in our minds

next only to our loved ones

'and the tiny tots and kiddies.'

Now before we break up

we're gonna have
a little entertainment

and I hope you're gonna show
a special courtesy tonight

because a couple of
the cutting room boys

is got up an act
with Gladys Hotchkiss

who is from the front office.

And if these good folk
is good enough

to come down here
and do this act for us

why, the least you can do
is not to sneak out

the back way like last time.

[all laughing]

The little number
they got worked up

is something that's
right on the nose

because it's about getting hot.

And fellow union members

that's what we're doing,
gettin' hot!

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

Where'd you get the hat?

Quiet! Quiet!
Shut up, everybody!

[music continues]

(all)
Yeah.

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' But I need your love
to keep away the cold J'

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-s-steam heat J'

J' But I can't get warm
without your hand to hold J'

J' The radiator's hissin'
still I need your kissin' J'

J' To keep me from
freezin' each night J'

J' I got a hot water bottle J'

J' But nothin' I got'll
take the place of you J'

J' Holdin' me tight J'

J' I got s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-steam heat J'

J' I got s-s-steam heat J'

J' But I need your love
to keep away the cold J'

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[music continues]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[music continues]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

[clicking tongue]

[hissing]

J' They told me to shovel
more coal in the boiler J'

J' They told me to shovel
more coal in the boiler J'

J' They told me to shovel
more coal in the boiler J'

J' But that don't do no good J'

J' They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner J'

J' They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner J'

J' They told me to pour
some more oil in the burner J'

J' But that don't do no good J'

J' Coal in the boiler J'

J' No good J'

J' Oil in the burner J'

J' No good J'

ICQidJ' INoJ'

J'HotJ' J'YesJ'

J' Yes yes yes J'

J' Come on union get hot J'

[hissing]

[hissing]

[music continues]

J' Boink boink J'

J' Boink boink J'

J' Boink boink J'

[instrumental music]

[screams]

[music continues]

J' But I need your love
to keep away the cold J'

J' I need your love J'

J' To keep away J'

J' The cold J'

[hissing]

J' Yeah N'

[audience cheering]

Listen, Mae, pay attention
to the meetin'

and quit guzzlin'
all that free beer.

I ain't guzzlin',
I'm just being sociable.

Sure, Mae's got
to keep her strength up.

We can't just sit around here
and do nothing.

We gotta make plans.

Hasler ain't gonna give in easy.

- We got the "Slow Down."
- I mean other things.

More like, for instance,
like, why, this suggestion

I got here
from Jake Fondermeyer.

He says when he was workin'
at the Ironclad Overall Company

and they was havin' trouble,
why, they spit tobacco juice

in the back hip pockets
of the overalls.

I draw the line
in chewing tobacco.

- I wasn't suggestin' that.
- Oh.

How about if the packers
put the size large bottoms

with the size small tops?

- And like that?
- Sure.

Now, that's what I mean.
That's constructive.

[telephone rings]

- Excuse me.
- That's clear thinkin'.

Hello?

Oh. Sure.

Sure, I recognize your voice.

(Poopsie)
'But that won't take effect
soon enough.'

- 'l suppose not.'
- Yes, I am.

(Prez)
'Let's be practical.'

No, I can't talk now.

I've been away three days and..

Hey, I'm gonna break down
and have another beer.

Look, I have
several people here.

It wouldn't do any good anyway.

I'm sorry. Goodbye.

- Babe, they were sayin'..
- Huh?

Well, look, I don't wanna
get Babe into trouble.

What trouble can you
get me into?

I've been fired already.

Well, the union ought to do

something about that, too.

Well, if she hadn't
stood right up

and said she did it,
we could've.

But if somebody up and admits
they've been busting up

the company property..

Listen, here's a confidence
just inside the committee.

Some of the buttons ain't being
sewed on so good.

Wait till a salesmen comes
screaming back to Hasler.

- Hello.
- Hi, Mr. Williams.

Oh, big meeting, huh?

- Hiya, honey.
- Hiya, pop.

Don't let me interrupt.

Well, that's about it, anyhow.

- Sure.
- Okay.

And let's be thinkin'
of new ways

to jam things up, huh?

Alright.

Let me take you home, huh, Mae?

I don't mind.

Well, I gotta step on it.

- Can you give me a lift?
- 'Sure, come on.'

You can drop me off
at the drugstore.

- Night, Babe.
- Night.

- And thanks for the beer.
- Okay.

[car horn blares]

Oh, don't be so nervous.

That's what I like
about picnics.

- They bring people together.
- They sure do.

I never thought you was aware
I was alive until that day.

How could I miss you?

You're the kind
that stands out in a crowd.

You know what I mean?

[bell dinging]

[train approaching]

[train horn blaring]

- I thought I to...
- Have you really been away?

Sure.

I went to Chicago to visit
the Lincoln Park Zoo.

Just because we're
on different sides

is that any reason for you
and me to get all balled up?

Looks like it, doesn't it?

Not to me, it doesn't.

What kind of a queen
are you anyway?

Haven't you heard?

I'm the sweetheart of Local 343

Amalgamated Shirt and Pajama
Workers of America.

My gosh, Sid, I warned you.

I told you, you know?

You knew all about how I felt.

I happen to think there are
certain things

a person has to stand for
in this life.

But I guess you forgot
about that.

I forget nothin'.
They pay me to run a factory.

So run the factory!

You stick to your side
and I'll stick to mine.

Listen, Miss Williams.

I love you.

Corny, ain't it?

Did you hear me?

Babe, can't you
see my side of it?

I can't fail at this.

I was a cutting room foreman

when I bluffed my way
into this job

and I'm gonna fight
to stay here.

Now that I've got you
in my plans

I'm fighting even harder.

Watch those hands, tycoon.

Well, here we are.
Oh, hello, Sid.

I thought I heard your voice.

What you got there, pop,
your stamp album?

Oh, now don't get excited.

Sid don't want to look at it,
why, he doesn't have to.

There's no law against
my looking at it, is there?

Sid likes stamps, he told me so.

But me, I'm just plain bushed

so if you don't mind,
I think I'll slide off to bed.

(Mr. Williams)
'Run along, honey.
Goodnight, dear.'

(Sid)
'Goodnight. Sleep well.'

Thanks.

Sid, suppose we start

with the Pan-American Exposition
issue of 1901.

I guess that's as good a place
to start off as any.

[instrumental music]

J' Hey there J'

J' You with the stars J'

J' In your eyes J'

J' Love never made J'

J' A fool of you J'

J' You used to be J'

J' Too wise J'

J' Hey there J'

J' You on that J'

J' High flyin' cloud J'

J' Though you've been acting J'

J' Cold to him J'

J' You know your heart J'

J' ls sold to him J'

J' Get on the ball girl J'

J' Just take it all
in your stride J'

J' Don't let him make
you fall apart J'

J' You've always had J'

J' Such pride J'

J' Won't you take this advice J'

J' I hand you like a brother J'

J' Or are you not seein' things
too clear? J'

J' Are you too much J'

J' In love? N

[sobbing]

[music continues]

[upbeat music]

Hines, this is an emergency,
come on.

The whole country
is on the skids.

Here I am right now
with employees

openly defiant
of top management.

Look, Mr. Hasler, maybe if we
offered a compromise...

Not until there's ice in Hades
three feet thick.

I'm a fighter, Sorokin.

We got hundreds of orders
to get out.

That's right, Mr. Hasler.

Now, here's this letter
from Marx and Klein over the...

Marx and Klein. Wholesalers.

Doggone chain outfit!

Doggone communists!

Want another price cut,
lsuppose.

I've been looking for you,
Mr. Hasler.

Where did you come from?

Hines, you look like a medium.
I need you.

What on earth
is going on around here?

Take your pants off.

I'll do no such thing.

Mr. Hasler,
this is life and death

to the Sleeptite organization.

I want him
to model these pajamas.

Hines, take your pants off!

Okay, chief.

- Me? Honest?
- Come on! Come on!

- Oh, what a day.
- Well, I'm a very busy man.

I'm a time-study man,
I'm not a model.

This is all for Sleeptite,
mister.

Hines, put those pajamas on!

Hurry it up. Le-let's get it
over with. Whatever it is.

Mr. Hasler, I want you
to get the picture.

I'm showing
Mr. Charley Robertson

of the Robertson Brothers.

I ain't one of your
type salesmen

who believes in half measures.

Whenever I have a sample room

I do just what we got
Hinesie doin'.

I model the pants myself.
I don't..

Beautiful styling.
What more do you want?

Now, wait. Here I am in Peoria,
I'm modeling the pants.

Mr. Robertson and his two buyers

are very impressed with the line
and ready to buy.

- Get the picture?
- Go on, go on.

I hope there's some point
to all this.

Hines, take a deep breath.
Stick out your stomach.

Now, this is truly ridiculous.

Everybody, bear in mind I got
these pajamas out of stock.

Right out of the box.

Go on, Hines, breathe.

Take a big breath.

He said to breathe.
Breathe!

Let's get it over with!

[inhales deeply]

- My gosh!
- Oh..

- No, leave 'em be.
- Aah! What are you doing?

- Playing games?
- Let me see those.

They're all like that.
Every one.

Boxes and boxes of 'em.

Well, what's the idea?
Who did this?

Somebody's got
quite a sense of humor.

What are you talking about?

Two threads
in every waistband button.

- What?
- They're not sewed on.

Only two threads.
Somebody's being very cute.

Cute? Sabotage!
Open rebellion!

On the other hand,
it may be just...

- Oh, put your pants on!
- Sorry, boss.

- What did you do, Vernon?
- I do, I didn't do anything.

Give me the stock, I'll be
the laughing stock

of the pajama game.

What'd this Robertson do
when your pants fell down?

He laughed, Mabel.
No sense of humor.

Hold the orders
till we check the stock.

- I'll be right down.
- Here.

- Wait a minute.
- Come on, Max.

If they think they can lick
Myron Hasler with a trick

like this, they've got
another guess comin'.

I'm going downstairs,
I'll fire the whole factory.

I'll nail it up, board it down.

And, Hines, lwant
an individual time report

on each individual worker.

- I don't care if they...
- I got an individual..

Oh, no! My vice president!

Partly your fault!
Well, do something!

Rip it! Tear it loose!

Now, Mr. Hasler, in this letter
from Marx and Klein, they...

Don't bother me with letters
from Marx and Klein

or anybody else, and Gladys

don't forget that
I've got a meeting

of the board of directors
tomorrow.

- Yes, sir, the board...
- Two threads.

That's what I've got
to tell them.

Two threads!

We've got to recall
an awful lot of orders.

- How many?
- They're gonna let us know.

- Sabotage!
- Mr. Hasler.

- Yeah?
- I'd like to make a pitch.

Pitch? Alright, pitch ahead.

Let me make my position clear.

I'm for the company first,
last and always.

But labor problems have got
to end up in one way.

Compromise.

Sorokin, you've been around here

long enough to learn something.

But you seem a little slow.

Iam a fighter.

Keep your dukes up.

- Yes, but...
- Don't waste your breath on me.

Keep your dukes up!

Hey, cheer up.

Yeah. "Keep your dukes up!"

What?

Mr. Hasler wants me
to take boxing lessons.

[chuckles]
You certainly are a character.

I'd like to get some
information out of you, too.

What kind?

Double entry.

Well, you're not gonna get
any information.

So there.

I'm a desperate man.

I hate to ask a cute kid
like you to do me a favor.

Sid, dear, you wouldn't want me
to violate a trust, would you?

I sure would, if it'd help
unsnarl things around here.

Why is that so important?

Because my future depends
upon the titanic struggle

for pajama survival.

[giggles]
You're a scream.

- And ljust feel that if I...
- No, no. Not that.

I wouldn't ask you
to show it to me.

Just leave it around.

No.

Besides, it's locked anyhow.

I know a sexy dame
who'd lend me the key.

Oh, you think so?

Well, it'd be fun
tryin' to persuade her.

It might be fun to have you try.

- Well, I gotta go now.
- No, wait.

Why?

Let's go out tonight.

Well, I hope you're not
serious about that key.

I don't feel like being
serious about anything.

You're busy, huh?

No.

I sure would like to.

Oh, gee, where will you take me?

Any place you say.

I know a wonderful joint.

[instrumental music]

J' I know a dark secluded place J'

J' A place where no one
knows your face J'

J' A glass of wine
a fast embrace J'

J' It's called
Hernando's Hideaway J'

IOMI

J' All you see are silhouettes J'

J' And all you hear
are castanets J'

J' And no one cares
how late it gets J'

J' Not at Hernando's Hideaway J'

IOMI

[music continues]

J' At the Golden Fingerbowl
or anyplace you go J'

J' You will meet your uncle Max
and everyone you know J'

J' But when you are sitting close
and making love to me J'

J' You may take my heart J'

J' You may take my soul J'

J' But not my key J'

J' Just knock three times
and whisper low J'

J' That you and I
were sent by Joe J'

J' Then strike a match
and you will know J'

J' You're in
Hernando's Hideaway J'

IOMI

[music continues]

[giggling]

- 'Fresh.'
- 'Who's that?'

Poopsie. Poopsie.

'Poopsie.'

(male ♪2)
'Hey, buddy,
this ain't Poopsie.'

J' I know a dark secluded place J'

J' A place where no one
knows your face J'

J' A glass of wine
a fast embrace J'

J' It's called
Hernando's Hideaway J'

IOMI

[knocking]

- 'Joe sent us.'
- 'Shh.'

Poopsie.

Poopsie.

J' At the Golden Fingerbowl
or anyplace you go J'

[music continues]

[laughs]

J' You'll meet your uncle Max
and everyone you know J'

J' But if you go to the spot
that I am thinkin' of J'

J' You will be free J'

J' To gaze at me J'

J' And talk of love J'

J' Just knock three times
and whisper low J'

J' That you and I
were sent by Joe J'

J' Then strike a match
and you will know J'

J' You're in
Hernando's Hideaway J'

J' Ole H'

I wanna ask you
a personal question, Sid.

Do you like scotch?

No, Gladys, I don't like scotch.

Neither do I.

Scotch has a very
peculiar taste to it.

Kind of a scotch-like taste?

Yeah, that's it.
Count me out.

Is that gin?

Yes, ma'am.

You're right.

[indistinct chatter]

You know, I can't
figure you out, Sid.

I guess when you first came here

you caught on, I thought
you were pretty cute.

But you never gave me
a tumble till tonight.

I told you what I was up to,
didn't I?

I forget. Tell me again.

I'm gonna get you fried

and get that key away from you.

You'll never get my key.

You'll never get my key!

Shh, they'll hear you.

You think I'm terrible,
don't you?

I'd be glad to take you home.

No, I don't want you to, Prez.

Ijust asked you
to bring me here.

I gotta give someone a message.

- Good evening, Miss Williams.
- Hello, Tony.

- Shall I get you a table?
- No, thanks.

- I'm looking for somebody.
- You're welcome.

[instrumental music]

- Hiya, folks.
- Howdy.

- Hi, Babe.
- Hello, Poopsie.

I thought you was out
bowlin' tonight.

Yeah, I was. I came over
to give somebody a message.

Come on, Sid, let's dance.

What's the matter, Sid?

I don't feel so good.

You sick, you mean?

Not sick,
just kind of depressed.

Oh, look, don't be repressed.

Here.

Look what I'm giving you. See?

Well, take it.

It's a lousy trick, Gladys.

Well, I'll just lend it to you.

And don't tell anybody.

You gotta give it back
in the morning.

Thanks.

Hi, Babe.

- Yes, hello.
- Gladys, ljust...

Sid and I are just old friends.

- Won't you join us?
- No, thank you.

Gladys, ljust came to tell you
that Hinesie is out for blood.

He was over
at the bowling alley just now.

He knows you two are out
together and he's going crazy.

Oh, Hinesie.

- And he's got a knife.
- The fool.

He's always got a knife.

He's living in the past.

That's not healthy,
you think so, Sid?

Look, I didn't come here
to be funny, Gladys.

And I didn't come here because
I'm craving your company

o-or because I wanna join your
party or anything like that.

Ijust came to tell you
that he's dangerous.

He talks dangerous,
but he isn't.

I think I'll take a nap.

Babe.

Move over.

Prez, pay up for me
and take Gladys home, will you?

Gladys? Sure.

Sure, Sid, glad to.

Got some important
book-keeping to do.

Her is the cutest one.

I remember you.

(Prez)
'l'm gonna take you home.'

Alright. But wait a minute,
I gotta take another nap.

[Naps]

Oh, I see you.

You don't need to drop anything.

You abandoned woman, you hussy!

After the way you behaved?

Taking your pants off
in Mr. Hasler's office?

Don't touch me.

I'm out with friends.

And I'm glad
I never married you.

[line ringing]

- 'Hello.'
- Hello.

- This is Sorokin, Mr. Hasler.
- 'Well, what is it?'

Sorry to get you out
so early in the morning

but it's important
that I talk to you at once.

(Hasler on phone)
'Alright, I'll be down there
right away.'

Thanks, I'll be waiting for you.

There's a committee
from the union outside

waiting to see you.

Yeah, I sent for them.

Come in.

I'm sorry to drag you up here

but I know you're having
a union rally tonight

and I wanna talk to you first.

That's okay, Sid.

I think I got a hold
of some facts

that may clean up this mess.

Well, it better be quick.

Either we get
the seven and a half cents..

- Or we vote to strike.
- You're doggone right.

What I wanna ask is,
will you keep the rally going

till I get there
and talk to you?

- What about?
- About solving this thing.

There ought to be a time limit.

Alright. You're gonna
parade first.

- We sure are.
- That'll give me time.

Well, that's fair enough.

Oh, Miss Williams,
can I speak to you?

We'll wait for you
downstairs, Babe.

Okay.

- I know explanations are lousy.
- Oh, no.

Babe, you've gotta
give me a chance to explain.

I don't want explanations.

It's humiliating.

But you mustn't think that...

I don't think anything, Sid.

I don't care.

If it's about you and Gladys

it's none of my business.

- But it is your business.
- Oh, please.

I'm talking about something
bigger than that.

Well, this is just great.

Can't we even talk to each other
and make sense anymore?

I don't see how.

Not till this is over.

I've been eatin' mud
long enough.

I've had it.

Well, then what do you suggest?

Meet me after the rally tonight.

I can't. I have a date.

Well, that's that.

I'll break it.

[instrumental music]

[screams]

I saw you.

Now, Vernon, cut that out!

[gasps]

You're just crazy, that's all!

I'll call the police!

[screams]

You drove me too far this time.

You'll find out.

I know you're just trying
to scare me, but..

[screaming]

[Qrunts]

Help! Sid, Sid,
you gotta do something!

Vernon's not fooling this time!

- Just calm yourself.
- But he's after me!

- He's been following me!
- I'll fix everything!

I'll take him aside
and tell him the whole story.

In the meantime,
here's your key.

Listen. I thought
I heard something.

[screams]

You maniac!
Hinesie, you idiot!

I'm sure glad he got that
out of his system.

But how do you know he has?
How do you...

Cut it out, Gladys!

Everything is gonna be alright.

[screams]

- You gotta stop him.
- I'll fix that, baby.

(Hasler)
Well, alright, I'm here.

I hope this call turns out
to be important.

What.. Oh.

What's going on around here?

Look!

Look!

Now, that's not nice.

I don't like this. This is
company property, Sorokin.

I better explain, Mr. Hasler.

Well, I think somebody
had better explain..

[all scream]

- They're out to murder me.
- I'll stop that.

- Call the police.
- Yes, sir.

It's a plot to murder me.

They've imported gangsters
from Chicago.

It's the old AI Capone mob.

- I don't think so, Mr. Hasler.
- Don't argue with me.

You see those knives?

- That's the work of foreigners.
- But, Mr. Hasler..

[footsteps approaching]

Hines, where you been?
On the job, man.

The place is full of gangsters
around to get me.

They aren't after you,
Mr. Hasler, they're after me.

Talk, talk, why doesn't somebody
do something? Get me the police.

You don't wanna arrest Hines,
do you?

- Hines?
- He was tryin' to kill me.

He was?

Hines, suppose you'd have
succeeded.

And me right in the middle
of labor troubles.

Suppose you'd have hit him.

Oh, I could've hit him, alright.

L-l was just trying
to scare him.

This why you called me to come
down here and risk my life?

I called because there's
gonna be a strike tomorrow

unless you listen to me.

Gladys, have his head
patched up.

- Alright, Vernon.
- No, leave me alone.

I'm a fighter. I am. Dukes up.

Come on, tiger.

- Mr. Hasler.
- Yeah?

I'm going before
the board of directors.

You are what?

If I can't solve this
in any other way.

Solve what?

I've been up all night
with your ledger.

- What did you say?
- I apologize.

I know you didn't hire me
as a safecracker

but I had to get some facts.

- I've been through your books.
- You mean to say that...

That seven and a half cents

was added to the cost
six months ago.

I can put you in jail,
that's what I can do.

- Put you in jail.
- No, you can't.

But you can give that raise.

If you don't,
I'll go before the board

and tell them the situation

and tell 'em how many orders
have been canceled.

- Not one single...
- Read your mail!

There's a dozen cancellations.

You're costing the company
thousands of dollars!

Mabel tried to tell you all day
yesterday about Marx and Klein.

Now, if this operation folds up

I fold with it,
and I don't want to.

So do me a favor.
Sit down and talk to me.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, we're sure to win,
ain't we, Prez?

What kind of question is that?

Sure we are. Babe'll tell you.

The answer is yes.

That's the answer
to everything tonight.

Babe and me was up
half the night

figuring things out.

I got it all written down
on paper.

J' I figured it out
I figured it out J'

J' With a pencil and a pad
I figured it out J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't buy a heck of a lot J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't mean a thing J'

J' But give it to me every hour
40 hours every week J'

J' That's enough for me
to be livin' like a king J'

J' I figured it out J'
J' He figured it out J'

J' I figured it out J'
J' He figured it out J'

J' With a pencil and a pad
I figured it out J'

J' Only five years from today J'

J' Only five years from today J'

J' I can see it all before me J'

J' Only five years from today J'

Five years.

Now, let's see

that's 260 weeks

times 40 hours every week.

And roughly two-and-a-quarter
hours overtime

at time and a half for overtime

comes to exactly"

eight-hundred and fifty-two
dollars and seventy-four cents!

[cheering]

J' That's enough for me to get J'

J' An automatic washing machine J'

J' A year's supply of gasoline J'

J' Carpeting
for the living room J'

J' A vacuum
instead of a blasted broom J'

J' Not to mention
a 40-inch television set J'

J' So although J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't buy a heck of a lot J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't mean a thing J'

J' But give it to me every hour
40 hours every week J'

J' That's enough for me
to be livin' like a king J'

J' I figured it out J'
J' She figured it out J'

J' She figured it out J'
J' I figured it out J'

J' With a pencil and a pad
I figured it out J'

J' Only ten years from today J'

J' Only ten years from today J'

J' I can see it
clear as daylight J'

J' Only ten years from today J'

Ten years.

Now, let's see.

That's 520 weeks

times 40 hours every week.

And roughly two-and-a-quarter
hours overtime

at time and a half for overtime

comes to exactly"

one thousand seven hundred
and five dollars

and forty-eig ht cents!

[cheering]

J' That's enough for me to buy J'

J' A trip to France
across the seas J'

J' A motor boat and water skis J'

J' And maybe even a foreign car J'

J' A charge account
at the corner bar J'

J' Not to mention
a Ping-Pong set J'

J' With paddles made of gold J'

J' So although J'
J' I figured it out J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't buy a heck of a lot J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't mean a thing J'

J' But give it to me every hour
40 hours every week J'

J' That's enough for me
to be livin' like a king J'

J' We figured it out J'
J' They figured it out J'

J' They figured it out J'
J' We figured it out J'

J' With a pencil and a pad
they figured it out J'

[music continues]

J' Only 20 years from today J'

J' Doo-aah J'

J' Only 20 years from today J'

J' Doo-aah J'

J' I can see itJ'

J' Like a vision J'

J' Only 20 years J'

J' From today J'

Twenty years. Now, let's see.

- That's 1040 weeks.
- Times 40 hours every week.

And roughly two and a quarter
hours overtime.

At time and a half for overtime.

Comes to exactly..

Three thousand four hundred
and eleven dollars..

And ninety-six cents.

(all)
wow!

[music continues]

J' That's enough for me to be
a sultan in the Taj Mahal J'

J' In every room
a different doll J'

J' I'll have myself
a buying spree J'

J' I'll buy a pajama factory J'

J' Then I can end up havin'
old man Hasler work for me J'

J' So although J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't buy a heck of a lot J'

J' Seven and a half cents
doesn't mean a thing J'

J' But give it to me every hour
40 hours every week J'

J' That's enough for me
to be living J'

J' Like a king N'

[cheering]

- Hey, Prez.
- Yes, Sid?

Mr. Hasler's here with me

and he thinks
he can settle this strike.

- Well, how?
- Why don't you hear him out?

Okay.

Okay, Mr. Hasler.

[screams]
My friends..

[speaks softly]
My friends..

My friends..

this strife within our ranks

has disturbed me
more than you know.

And I think that you realize
as well as I do

that there is only one way
out of a thing like this.

That's to compromise.

'And Sleeptite
wants to meet you halfway.'

We offer a compromise.

We'll give you
seven and a half cents

if you give up the claim
to retroactive pay.

We ain't givin' up nothin'!

Wait a minute. Don't you see?

We won!

We won!

(all)
We won!

- We won!
- We won!

[people cheering]

Sid.

You were so wonderful.

I could kiss you.

I don't wanna get kissed
for settling a strike.

(Hasler)
'Marching forward
against the evil..'

Of course if it's anything
personal..

It's very personal.

(Hasler)
'And I say to you again'

'in this hour of decision'

'that our responsibility
to the garment industry'

ring like a battle cry
throughout the land.

Production must increase.

Cost must go down.

And, fellow Sleeptiters

I just want to say

that this demonstration
of harmony in our factory

strikes something
deep down inside me.

And I know
that this party of yours

is going to be a great success

because it stems
from that genuine spirit

of Sleeptite solidarity.

[applauding]

We say okay to that, M.H.

So, on with our tribute
to Sleeptite pajamas.

And now on with
the Sleeptite fashion parade.

[instrumental music]

Wear Sleeptite
at all social functions.

[all cheering]

Dresses are fine
but Sleeptite's divine.

[aHlaugh]

Sleeptite has everything.

Grace, style and comfort.

- I'm grace.
- I'm style.

I'm comfort.

[applauding]

Wear Sleeptite
for a happy family life.

[crowd exclaiming]

Now I trust her night and day.

That's true love
the Sleeptite way.

And another point

Sleeptite is economical.

[all gasping]

Married life is lots of fun.

Two can sleep as cheap as one.

[cheering]

[music continues]

Whee!

Whee!

Whee!

[instrumental music]