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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper, and this is
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"Why Sheldon Cooper
Should Go to College."
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Which is why I'm proposing
that I live at home
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but enroll full-time
to continue my studies
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with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.
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Hi, Mary.
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I know this must be a
hard decision for you,
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but if you let him come here,
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I promise we'll take good care of him.
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Sheldon Cooper: ready for college,
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ready to change the world.
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Cut.
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If that doesn't convince her,
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I don't know what her problem is.
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I'm excited to finally
use college-ruled paper
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and not feel like I'm living a lie.
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What's college-ruled paper?
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The lines are 18% closer together.
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College sounds hard.
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You won't have to
worry about that, honey.
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Okay.
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Missy, don't forget that you
have to pick out a present
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for that birthday next week.
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Mom, it's "Melissa" now.
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Middle school.
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- Who's Melissa?
- Me.
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Then who's Missy?
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"Missy" is short for "Melissa."
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Like how "Billy" is short for "William."
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I don't understand.
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You know how your real name is William?
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I'm Billy.
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No, we call you Billy, but
your real name is William.
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But my underpants say "Billy" in them.
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Mom, is my name William?
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Yeah.
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Then whose underpants am I wearing?
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Thanks again.
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Robin is gonna be thrilled with this.
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Oh, don't thank me. Thank Mary.
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She's the one who said I had to do it.
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Just out of curiosity,
did she also mention
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helping me build the crib at some point?
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No.
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Well, act surprised when she does.
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Dang it.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Trying to get the bike started.
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Why?
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So I can ride it.
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Like hell you are!
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Sorry.
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You don't use it.
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'Cause your mother won't let me.
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And if I can't, you can't.
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If I get it running,
can I at least sell it?
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No.
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But it's just sitting
here. What's the point?
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Point is I said no.
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I can't believe someone so lame
even owned a bike like this.
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Why are kids such a pain in the ass?
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I'm sure yours will be great.
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I feel like this cover
really says who I am now.
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That looks like all your notebooks.
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Missy got ponies. Melissa gets horses.
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Hello, Coopers.
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Dr. Sturgis here.
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This is a message for Mary.
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I have some news I
need to share with you
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before Sheldon starts college.
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Please call me back.
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I wonder why he'd want
to talk to you and not me.
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Dr. Sturgis again.
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If Sheldon happened to
hear that last message
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and is wondering why I'd want
to speak to his mother first
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and not him...
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Excellent question!
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It's that kind of
curiosity that makes him
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a true man of science.
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I'm a true man of science.
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- Hello.
- Hello, Dr. Sturgis.
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This is Mary Cooper.
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Hi. Thanks for calling me back.
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So, what's going on?
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Everything okay?
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Yes, everything is quite good, actually.
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Well, for me, that is.
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Um...
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did you know there's a
supercollider being built
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in Waxahachie, Texas?
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No.
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Do you know what a supercollider is?
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Not really.
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Would you like a crash course?
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Which is humorous
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because it involves particles
crashing into each other.
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I'd like you to tell me what
this has to do with Sheldon.
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Well, that part's less funny.
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I've taken a job there.
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Hold on.
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You're not gonna be around
when Sheldon starts college?
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That's a great question.
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No.
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John, I agreed to let him go
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because you were gonna be
there to look after him.
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I know.
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And I feel terrible about it, but...
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please understand,
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this is a once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity.
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I couldn't turn it down.
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Orientation starts next week.
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I'm aware.
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Well, I hope that you're ready
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to hear him freak out when you tell him.
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I was kind of hoping
he'd just be excited
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I get to work on the supercollider.
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Right, because being
happy for other people
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is where he shines.
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A supercollider?
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Well, you can't say no to that.
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I give up.
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Ooh, can you get me a bumper sticker?
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Did you know Dr. Sturgis
was taking a new job?
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What job?
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He went to work on some
supercollider in Waxahachie.
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What do you mean "went"?
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He's already there.
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- When did you hear this?
- He just called.
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I was counting on him
to be there for Sheldon.
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Well, you'd think he
would've mentioned it to me.
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Sheldon says it's okay with him,
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but I would certainly feel a lot better
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if there were adults
there that I trusted.
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Nothing on the answering machine.
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He's just a little
boy, and he's gonna be
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on that big campus all by himself.
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I mean, I know we're not dating anymore,
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but I thought we were still friends.
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Excuse me.
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I think you're focusing on the
wrong part of the story here.
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He's little, you're
worried. Please continue.
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That sums it up.
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Okay.
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Missy.
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What?
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Help me with my clothes.
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Burn them and get new ones.
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Please, it's freshman orientation.
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I want to make a good impression.
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Fine.
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Which bow tie says mature
enough to be in college
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but whimsical enough to
discuss which came first,
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the Higgs field or the photon?
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They both say weird kid who eats alone.
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Come on. I know you're concerned about
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what you'll wear to middle school.
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Show me again.
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The blue one. Plaid's too busy.
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Thanks.
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Or don't be the kid in a bow tie.
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This is not the day to go crazy.
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My son, the college freshman.
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I can't believe it.
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How can you not believe it?
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You had to sign my vaccination form.
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Right.
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So, what do you want to do first?
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I was thinking we could
start at the bookstore,
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try and beat the lines.
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I agree about the lines,
but what do you mean "we"?
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I mean you and me.
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This is my first day. I can't be seen
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walking around campus with my mommy.
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Well, it's only orientation.
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Yes, and I'm quite capable
of handling everything
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that I need to get done today on my own.
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I'm sure you are.
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I just figured, with
Dr. Sturgis not around,
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it might be nice if I could be.
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No one else's mother is going to be.
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You don't know that.
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Well, I know mine isn't.
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You might want to watch the attitude
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to the person who's driving you there.
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Not all the way there.
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Drop me off a block away
so no one sees us together.
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Sorry, I am not leaving
you alone your first day.
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Yes, you are.
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For someone going into college,
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you are acting very childish.
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Maybe it just appears that way
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because you see me with my mommy.
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Oh...
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Boy, I remember putting one
of these together for Georgie.
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It is great having y'all next door.
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Did you not hear me yelling
at Georgie last night?
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It's okay. I'm sure
you'll hear our little one
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crying soon enough.
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Missy was a crier.
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Sheldon just learned to talk and said,
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"Father, I have soiled myself."
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Well, he's a miracle in his own way.
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Oh, you just put a positive
spin on everything, don't you?
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Kind of goes with the pastor territory.
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Okay.
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What if I said
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Mary and I have not had
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a real vacation since we had kids?
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I like to believe starting a family
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will be the most
rewarding adventure of all.
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You're good.
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You could not be more
wrong, but you're good.
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Can you show me where the
used physics textbooks are?
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Follow me.
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Normally I would prefer
a fresh new textbook,
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but my father is a high
school football coach.
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Which is another way
of saying we're poor.
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Here you go.
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Who owned this, a werewolf?
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Let's talk about the weather.
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It's going to be a
beautiful sunny day today
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with temps reaching a high of 97.
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Gross.
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In other news, President Bush
will be traveling to Waxahachie
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later this month to visit the site
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of a new supercollider.
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Scientists are hopeful this
will lead to exciting discoveries
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in the world of part...
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What?
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You said you'd show me
how to hot-roll my hair.
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Oh, right. You still want to do that?
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You're cranky.
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So maybe I shouldn't be putting
hot rollers on your head.
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Meh, you're always
cranky. Let's do this.
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Not so bad.
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I would have highlighted that.
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And someone drew genitals.
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Oh. Mrs. Cooper?
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Oh, hi.
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Sam.
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Yes, of course.
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Oh, from, um, Sheldon's physics class.
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How are you?
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Oh, I'm-I'm good. Yeah.
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What brings you here?
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Sheldon's freshman orientation.
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- Oh, sure.
- Mm-hmm.
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You didn't want to go with him?
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I did, but, uh,
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he made it very clear
that he did not want me
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anywhere near him today.
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Well, I don't know Sheldon
well, but he can be a little...
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Rude, obnoxious, condescending?
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Oh, hey, I do know him.
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So are you just gonna sit here?
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Uh, well, just until it's
time to drive him home.
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Well, I can show you around campus.
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- No, no, that's okay.
- Yeah, no.
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Come on. I'll buy you a school shirt.
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Oh, he would be mortified to see me
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wearing one of those.
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That's why I'm offering. Let's go.
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Well, yeah.
266
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:12,999
Wow, you're really
getting this together fast.
267
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,088
- I feel like I'm not helping at all.
- Oh, come on now.
268
00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,869
You cut those oranges
into nice little wedges.
269
00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,849
I do it for the kids at Sunday school.
270
00:11:19,850 --> 00:11:21,580
They go to town on 'em.
271
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:27,179
Did you feel ready
before Georgie was born?
272
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:28,419
Absolutely.
273
00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:30,290
Boy, was I wrong.
274
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,550
Why? Getting nervous?
275
00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,750
Well, if I can't get
a crib built on my own,
276
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,820
how am I gonna be
responsible for a human life?
277
00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:38,209
Ah, you'll figure it out.
278
00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,440
And no sense in worrying
about it 'cause you never know
279
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:42,429
what kind of curveballs
will come your way.
280
00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,039
- I guess that's true.
- Mm.
281
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,099
The doctors could tell
us we were having twins,
282
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,299
but they couldn't warn us
we were having a Sheldon.
283
00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:50,639
- You don't think I'm gonna...?
- Oh, no.
284
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,169
They broke the mold.
285
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,509
But...
286
00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,609
you could go the other
way and have a Georgie,
287
00:11:55,610 --> 00:11:59,079
so... some terror is called for.
288
00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,179
If you highlight everything,
289
00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:05,940
you highlight nothing.
290
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,150
Uh-oh.
291
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,319
Young man, don't move these books.
292
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,589
I have a system.
293
00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:12,429
How's it look?
294
00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,690
Cute.
295
00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:15,599
Why are you here?
296
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,729
I ran into Sam.
297
00:12:17,730 --> 00:12:19,269
Yes, you're a person I know.
298
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:22,039
Hey, aren't you supposed to
be getting your I.D. photo?
299
00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:24,769
- I got a little waylaid.
- Can I help?
300
00:12:24,770 --> 00:12:27,070
No, everything is
perfectly under control.
301
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,940
And take off that sweatshirt.
You don't go to school here!
302
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,279
See?
303
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,609
Worth every penny.
304
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,549
Stay calm. You can make it.
305
00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:37,950
Aah!
306
00:12:39,990 --> 00:12:43,690
Honestly, who drinks a
Slurpee at 11:00 a.m.?
307
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,939
Will this make me look older?
308
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,159
Definitely.
309
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,130
But not like you older, right?
310
00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:51,060
Right.
311
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,599
You still dating that Marcus boy?
312
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,860
Sort of.
313
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:57,640
He went away with his
family for the summer.
314
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,639
Just out of curiosity,
315
00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:03,309
before he left, did he let you know?
316
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,509
Mm-hmm.
317
00:13:04,510 --> 00:13:06,379
Hmm, interesting.
318
00:13:06,380 --> 00:13:09,379
And how long before he
left did he tell you?
319
00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,680
I don't know, a week.
320
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,649
Hmm, must be nice.
321
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,544
You hear from him at all?
322
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,789
Yeah, he sent me the cutest postcard.
323
00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:19,259
It was a turtle surfing on a dolphin.
324
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,529
Adorable.
325
00:13:21,530 --> 00:13:23,660
Pulling kind of hard.
326
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,969
I made it! I'm here!
327
00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,299
Fill this out and sign the...
328
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,670
Um, there's a bee on you.
329
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,438
What?
330
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,239
Hey, Sam.
331
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,759
Can I help y'all find anything?
332
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:40,439
Oh, we're good. Just showing
my friend around campus.
333
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,819
Oh, you a new student?
334
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:44,819
- Oh, actually...
- Jason, this is Mary.
335
00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:46,519
Ah, well, hello, Mary.
336
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,389
Allow me to welcome you to our school.
337
00:13:48,390 --> 00:13:50,820
- Thank you.
- Uh, you know, my dorm
338
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,759
is doing a back-to-school
barbecue this afternoon.
339
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,040
Y'all should swing by.
340
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,299
Sounds fun.
341
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,460
Cool.
342
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,769
Braden Hall, in the courtyard, 1:00.
343
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,030
See you there.
344
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,099
Sweet, free food.
345
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,970
Who cares? He thought I was a student.
346
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,040
Okay. Smile.
347
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,649
Just take the picture.
348
00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,489
I had suffered some setbacks.
349
00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:24,250
But just as Edison had forged ahead
350
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,779
on electric lighting
without the help of Tesla,
351
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,299
I was going to make
it through orientation
352
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,240
without the help of my mommy,
353
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:34,269
even if she did make
boo-boos stop hurting.
354
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:37,470
While I had found inspiration
courtesy of Thomas Edison,
355
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:41,800
it was soon replaced with anger
at Whitcomb L. Judson,
356
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,579
inventor of the zipper.
357
00:14:43,580 --> 00:14:46,480
Oh, come on.
358
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,269
What do you think?
359
00:14:49,270 --> 00:14:51,709
I think you're gonna be
a little heartbreaker.
360
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:53,320
I don't want to break anyone's heart.
361
00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:54,839
I just want to look hot.
362
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,230
Well, that you do.
363
00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,600
Thank you.
364
00:14:57,610 --> 00:15:00,949
And there's nothing wrong
with breaking some hearts.
365
00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:04,589
If you don't do it to them,
they're gonna do it to you.
366
00:15:04,590 --> 00:15:06,650
- Why would they do that?
- Because sometimes
367
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,459
men do things without thinking
how it's gonna make you feel.
368
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,929
Marcus wouldn't do that. We're friends.
369
00:15:11,930 --> 00:15:13,759
That don't mean nothing.
370
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,250
You think somebody's your friend,
371
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:19,669
then they just up and
leave without a word.
372
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,170
But Marcus told me.
373
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,900
But Marcus told me.
374
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:27,070
Like Batman's utility belt,
375
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,740
my briefcase was equipped
for any emergency.
376
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,349
I don't know if the
Bat-pants had a zipper,
377
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,949
but if they did, I could fix it.
378
00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,190
Oh, dear.
379
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,059
Two months!
380
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:46,990
Two months till this baby comes!
381
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,349
There's so much I thought
I was gonna do in my life.
382
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:50,909
I'm sure you've done plenty.
383
00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:52,079
Nothing cool.
384
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,139
Look at you.
385
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:55,429
You played football
and rode a motorcycle.
386
00:15:55,430 --> 00:15:57,830
Well, you save people's souls.
387
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:58,979
That's neat, right?
388
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,679
Oh, it's neat as neat
can be, but you know
389
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,179
that's not what I'm talking about.
390
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:07,109
Look, being a dad doesn't
mean your life is over.
391
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:08,779
It just means it's different.
392
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:11,549
Instead of playing football,
I get to coach it now.
393
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,479
I mean, high school football.
394
00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:16,049
Not college like I'd hoped.
395
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:20,419
I-Instead of a motorcycle,
I drive a truck.
396
00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:23,489
To work every single day.
397
00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:25,229
To pay the bills.
398
00:16:25,230 --> 00:16:26,940
Oh.
399
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,539
Endless bills.
400
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,740
What happened to my life?
401
00:16:33,310 --> 00:16:35,340
Orange wedge?
402
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:37,848
With only seven minutes
403
00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,110
until my freshman orientation seminar,
404
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,819
I was in a sticky spot.
405
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:46,250
Thankfully, I was armed with
an even stickier solution.
406
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,299
Ah, you made it!
407
00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,629
- Hey.
- Hi.
408
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:58,929
Hey, guys, this is Sam and Mary.
409
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,700
Well, aren't y'all friendly.
410
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,109
We are so excited to
have you here today.
411
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:08,839
This is the most competitive
year we've had for admissions.
412
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,849
So you should feel really good
about your accomplishments.
413
00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:14,379
You belong to an elite
group of scholars...
414
00:17:20,860 --> 00:17:23,059
I may not look it, but
I'm the future of physics,
415
00:17:23,060 --> 00:17:24,760
so just move on.
416
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,590
You have kids?
417
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,799
Three.
418
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,399
You look amazing!
419
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,839
- Oh...
- Two of 'em are twins.
420
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:37,069
I don't want to brag, but natural birth.
421
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:38,469
Whoa.
422
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:41,009
I love college.
423
00:17:59,690 --> 00:18:01,260
John.
424
00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:12,019
Dear Connie, you may have heard
425
00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:16,219
I've taken a job at the new
supercollider in Waxahachie.
426
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:19,920
I wanted to tell you in person, but, uh,
427
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:22,359
I was afraid you'd be upset.
428
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,829
And, honestly...
429
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:28,369
I was even more afraid you wouldn't be.
430
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,299
Oh, John.
431
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:34,040
This also gives me an excuse
to use my astronaut pen.
432
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:37,460
I'm not upside-down, but if I was,
433
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,359
it would still write.
434
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:45,549
How you doing back there?
435
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,335
I've never felt so alive!
436
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,963
Praise the Lord!
437
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,430
Let's go to Mexico!
438
00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:03,090
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