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[exciting news theme]
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- Good evening,
I'm Randall Park.
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The primaries are over
and the nominees
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for the 2032
U. S. presidential race are set.
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And one name...
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you may have heard before.
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Candidate Dwayne Johnson
has wasted no time
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hitting the campaign trail
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with his
No Muss, No Fuss bus tour,
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traveling cross-country
to talk to American voters.
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[cheering]
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- I'll get the upstairs.
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- And show
that he's one of them.
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- [groans]
Wow.
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It's about as big
as Kevin Hart's ego.
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[laughter]
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- But that level of fame
also has its downside.
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Dwayne Johnson's success
is being used against him
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by his critics.
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They say he's lived
the cushy Hollywood life
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for so long, he can't relate
to the struggles
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of the average American.
- Randall,
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that couldn't be
further from the truth.
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I have had one hell of a life,
but I wasn't born into it.
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I've had to work very hard for
everything that's come my way.
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There's still so much that
I have to share with the world.
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- Hmm, I'm surprised
to hear you say that
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because you're such
an open person.
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- Well, I try to be as open
and as real as I can.
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For example, people don't know
that every time
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I open the fridge,
I still gotta...
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you know.
[both chuckle]
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- Can you do it?
- You want me to do it?
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- I'm begging you to do it.
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- Are the people ready?
- They are not ready,
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but they need to see it.
- [chuckles]
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Well, every time
I open the fridge,
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I've gotta say,
"Can you tell...
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llll...
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that the Rock is hungry?"
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Oh, yeah.
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- I do that too.
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- You're a wild man.
[chuckles]
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So, as you can see, Randall,
there's still so much
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that I haven't told anyone.
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Stories about my life
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that I haven't been ready
to share until now.
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- You can't tell because
I used to be an actor,
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so I'm skilled
at hiding my emotions,
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but I'm on the edge of my seat.
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- I can tell.
You're a hell of an actor.
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- Oh.
True.
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- [chuckles]
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You know, Randall,
to understand me,
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you gotta understand
where I came from.
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[upbeat music]
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I was born into
a wrestling family.
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- Your dad was wrestling
superstar Rocky Johnson.
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- The "Soul Man"
Rocky Johnson.
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That was him.
- Yeah!
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- The crowd is in an uproar.
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There he goes!
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- Mom, listen to this crowd.
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Dad is over.
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- He is.
They love him.
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- My mother's father
was the legendary
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Samoan wrestler,
"High Chief" Peter Maivia.
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Wrestling is in my blood.
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[shouting]
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- Rocky hits him
with a dropkick.
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- Yes, Rocky!
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- Oh, the Samoan
is in trouble now.
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[bell dings]
He's done, he's done!
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And Rocky Johnson
is the winner tonight.
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[cheering, chanting]
Rocky! Rocky!
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- You know, being a kid
growing up
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in the world
of professional wrestling,
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I learned a lot of stuff
very early on in life.
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- Sign my chest?
- I'll sign your chest.
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- Ah, no, you won't.
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[chuckles]
Thank you.
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- I won't be signing any
chests, but how about an arm?
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♪ ♪
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Is this Carl Weathers?
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- [giggles]
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- But, at the same time,
I was also
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just a regular little boy.
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♪ ♪
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And I idolized my dad.
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- Dad, how come our car is
nicer than where we're staying?
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- 'Cause the fans don't drive
home with us, do they?
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They need to see me
leave the arena in style.
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That's called
working the gimmick.
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- Hmm, interesting.
- Cars, the clothes,
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the jewelry--they need to think
who I am inside the ring
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is who I am outside the ring.
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- That's why we can't hang out
in public
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with Uncle Iron Sheik.
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- That's right.
And get this:
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one day, you work the gimmick
hard enough, it'll become real.
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- It will?
- Sure will.
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Soon, our house will be
as nice as our car.
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Then I gotta buy
a better car.
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- Ooh, red one?
You know I love red.
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- I know you like red.
[chuckles]
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- [clears throat]
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- Hey.
I'm gonna get changed.
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We'll go to your grandma's
so I can get paid,
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then I'll take us
out to dinner.
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- A quick stop at my mom's.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know.
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♪ ♪
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[singing in Polynesian
dialect]
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- Hey, get your buns in here.
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- Hey, boys.
- Hey!
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- Yo.
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[groaning]
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- Uh, Grandma?
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What's wrong
with your dog again?
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- It's a belly tumor,
but don't worry.
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It's benign.
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- Is that mushroom
looking one new?
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- Go shake everyone's
hand, Dewey.
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- Junk Yard Dog,
great match tonight.
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[Earth, Wind & Fire's
"Let's Groove"]
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- Let me see how fast you are.
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Oh, that's quick.
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Damn, kid.
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- Hi, Uncle Afa.
Hi, Uncle Sika.
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- Hey.
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♪ Share the spice of life ♪
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I hated you guys tonight.
Great job.
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- [in Polynesian dialect]
Dewey.
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- Who wants a margarita?
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- ♪ You will find
peace of mind ♪
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♪ On the floor ♪
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- I make with almost
all triple sec.
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- Shake it, baby!
- Dewey baby,
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are you old enough
to drink yet?
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- I'll drink it for him.
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[rumbling thuds]
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- ♪ We can boogie ♪
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♪ On down ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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[overlapping greetings]
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- Hey!
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- ♪ Down, boogie on down ♪
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- Anyone want to play cards?
- Yes.
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- Hell, yes.
- Yeah, I'll take your money.
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- Hey, babe, you don't mind
if we order food here, right?
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- We were just gonna do
a quick in and out.
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- Please, Mom?
I want to hang with the guys.
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- Ah, that's my boy.
- [chuckles]
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- Hey, and, after, I promise
we'll get some ice cream.
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- Okay.
- You wanna play Belote?
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- And it wasn't just my dad.
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I was surrounded by people
working the gimmick.
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- I worked a match in Detroit
with Playboy Bobby Riggs.
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Ton of talent, man.
Terrible body.
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- He looked like a loaf
of bread, huh?
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- Bobby Riggs is funny guy.
Like the Burt Reynolds.
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- No, he's gotta work
the gimmick.
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Wild Samoans, André the Giant,
"Soul Man" Rocky Johnson.
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- You can have all the skill
of the world, right?
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But if the audience
don't buy your look--
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- You'll never get over.
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- His beige trunks aren't
doing him any favors.
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[laughter]
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- How's your girlfriend doing?
- Not so great.
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She stabbed me.
- [gasps]
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- I've come a long way from
when Peter--miss you, Peter.
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Love you, High Chief--
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from when he first
took me to his matches.
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I thought he was
really getting hurt.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
- Lia, no, Lia, no, no, Lia!
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- [laughs]
I bet the crowd loved it.
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Now that's a shoot.
[laughter]
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- I don't get why
there's so many rules.
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It's all fake anyway.
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What happened?
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[thudding footsteps]
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[wind blowing]
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[heartbeat thudding]
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- Does this feel fake?
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Then it's not fake.
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You never use the F word.
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Comprends?
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- Yes.
- Good.
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[chuckles]
Now we hug.
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Huh?
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- I did not raise him
like that.
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- That's your boy.
- I'm so sorry.
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That's your boy.
- Your move.
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- Let's go.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Slight change of plans.
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I'm gonna go grab drinks
with the guys.
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- I knew we shouldn't
have stopped here.
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- It's just André's thinking
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about investing
in this tiki bar,
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and he wants us
to check it out.
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- I want you all to be
honest with me.
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- You promised Dewey you'd
take him for ice cream, Rocky.
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- Dewey will be fine.
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Hey, Dewey.
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Daddy's got to go take care
of some business
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with André and the guys.
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So we're gonna have to
rain check on that ice cream.
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- Can I go with you?
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- I'm sorry, buddy.
It's adult stuff.
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But hey, ice cream
for breakfast tomorrow.
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I'll see you later.
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I love you.
- Love you too.
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- Okay.
- Bye.
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Hey, come on.
Let's go.
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You ready to go?
- Mom, why doesn't Dad
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let me do anything with him?
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- [chuckles]
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Can you keep a secret?
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I told your dad
I wouldn't tell you, but...
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the president
called earlier today.
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Now, he can't talk about it
or give any details,
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but it's big,
and no one can know.
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- Like in "Shogun Warriors"?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Whoa.
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Does Grandma know?
- No.
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So let's not mention anything
when we go for ice cream, okay?
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- Okay.
- Good boy, go get your shoes.
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- Grandma, we're going
for ice cream.
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- So even though my dad
clearly had flaws,
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when I was that little boy,
he was still my hero.
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- Well, it seems like your mom
helped with that.
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In her own way, she was
working the gimmick too,
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but for your benefit.
- That's right.
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Working the gimmick
was how my family lived,
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and we all embraced it.
As a matter fact,
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it was working the gimmick that
eventually led to me stealing.
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- Stop!
Can we stop?
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I don't know if we should
be going down this road.
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- It's okay, Sandy.
And I told you I gonna get
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very real
with this thing, Randall.
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- Yeah, Sandy.
- Oh, my God.
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- Okay, can we lock the set
down, please?
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- So I'm gonna get real.
And the real is
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working the gimmick led to me
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doing some pretty bad [bleep].
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I'm sorry, Randall,
can I say that?
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00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,560
- It's not very presidential,
but [bleep] it.
251
00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:21,853
[both chuckle]
252
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,688
- That's my guy.
You know, back then,
253
00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,899
I wanted people to see me
in a certain way,
254
00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,151
and I did whatever had to
to make that happen.
255
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:31,154
[upbeat music]
256
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,406
♪ ♪
257
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,533
- ♪ Hit it ♪
258
00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,453
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
259
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,662
- Need any help
finding anything?
260
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,414
- Nah, nothing's really
catching my eye.
261
00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:42,624
Thanks, though.
262
00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,334
♪ ♪
263
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,045
- Was it wrong?
Yeah, it was wrong.
264
00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,421
But, honestly,
who among us hasn't done
265
00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,881
a little five-finger boost,
huh?
266
00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,342
- Right.
Or a little credit card fraud.
267
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,844
♪ ♪
268
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,763
- ♪ Ow!
Baby ♪
269
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:59,599
♪ ♪
270
00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:02,185
♪ Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
271
00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:06,064
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
272
00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:09,442
♪ Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt,
Salt, Salt-N-Pepa's here ♪
273
00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:12,654
♪ ♪
274
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:14,864
- You must be rich.
275
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,741
- [chuckles]
Yeah.
276
00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,868
♪ ♪
277
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,454
- What's your name again?
278
00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,124
- Tomas.
279
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,251
- ♪ P--push it real good ♪
280
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,794
- Tomas?
281
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,087
Why'd you say
your name was Tomas?
282
00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:31,256
- 'Cause it sounds way cooler
than Dwayne.
283
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:33,258
Look, new school, new name.
284
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,717
And now that I look rich,
285
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,636
I'm finally getting attention
from girls,
286
00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:38,429
like Karen from algebra.
287
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,182
- Big hair Karen?
- Fine-ass Karen.
288
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,101
The one who front-knots
her PE shirt.
289
00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,352
- Oh!
290
00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,397
- I couldn't get the security
tag thing off,
291
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,483
so I banged it with a rock,
and all this ink exploded out.
292
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,443
- Just tell people you spilled
your blueberry wine.
293
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,112
- Hmm.
294
00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:55,280
Anyway.
295
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,616
The best part is Karen
invited me to a party tonight.
296
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,952
- So life is good, huh?
- It is.
297
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,371
- Well, it's not gonna last.
Fine-ass Karen aside,
298
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,039
the reason why these girls
haven't been giving you
299
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,208
the time of day
isn't 'cause you look poor.
300
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,210
It's 'cause you look like
a undercover cop.
301
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,254
Like Johnny Depp
from "21 Jump Street."
302
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:15,383
- No one thinks that.
- Dwayne, everyone thinks that.
303
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,469
- [whispering]
He's looking at me.
304
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,471
He's a cop,
like Johnny Depp.
305
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,473
- I'm 15!
306
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,185
- You have a full mustache,
and you're bigger than a dad.
307
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:27,187
You look like you work
at a auto parts store.
308
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,271
- Whatever, man.
309
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:30,982
None of that matters now
that I got a girl into me.
310
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:34,319
- Yeah, but that girl thinks
you're rich, and you're not.
311
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,529
And you ain't fooling anybody
riding the bus.
312
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:40,450
[mid-tempo music]
313
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:47,373
♪ ♪
314
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,837
- Hey, baby.
How was school?
315
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,173
- When is Dad getting back
with the car?
316
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:57,175
- When the wrestling convention
is over.
317
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,010
He's getting paid
to sign autographs.
318
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,179
We could use the money.
- We could also use the car.
319
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,014
I'm boxing pizzas after school.
320
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,099
You're cleaning houses,
like, five towns away,
321
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,351
and we both
have to take the bus.
322
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,894
- What's wrong
with taking the bus?
323
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,354
There was a man sitting across
from me
324
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,773
playing the flute yesterday.
It was beautiful.
325
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,858
- Karen will think I'm poor
if she sees me riding the bus.
326
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,193
- Who's Karen?
327
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,819
- Can't we just
get another car?
328
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,072
Look, I got some money saved.
I can get us one.
329
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,449
- How much money?
- $103.
330
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,077
- Dewey, you won't be able
to get a car for that.
331
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,995
But you know what you could do?
332
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,164
- Borrow the other
16,000 from you?
333
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,082
- No.
334
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,042
You could help us
with groceries and bills.
335
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,418
- Karen doesn't care
about that stuff.
336
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,921
- Who's Karen?
- She's a pretty girl I like.
337
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:36,214
- That's what you care about?
338
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,590
Your priorities
are out of whack, Dewey.
339
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,468
- Fine. Can you at least cosign
on a credit card for me?
340
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,387
I mean, it doesn't even
have to be a good one.
341
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,597
It can be from
Strawbridge & Clothier.
342
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,266
- [scoffs]
343
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,060
- I'm desperate, man.
344
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,770
I've called
every ad in the paper.
345
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,730
Nobody's selling their car
for 103 bucks.
346
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,482
- Dude, you're not
bargaining right.
347
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,610
You gotta start at a dollar
and then meet in the middle.
348
00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:59,362
- Need a car?
349
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,992
I got a car for sale, dude.
350
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,412
Well, here she is.
351
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,374
- I'll give you a dollar
for it.
352
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,834
- Come on, man.
I overheard you say
353
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,419
you had $103.
354
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:15,586
I'll take that.
355
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,588
- Deal.
356
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,215
- Congrats, kid.
357
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,927
Oh, you're gonna want
to wash that key.
358
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:28,057
[engine roaring]
359
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,270
- Man, this ride is smooth.
- Dude, yeah.
360
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,188
I'm just trying to get us
some tunes here.
361
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,065
This radio
only pulls one station.
362
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,109
- Who cares?
Blast it.
363
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,279
[opera music playing]
364
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:48,244
♪ ♪
365
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,539
What's up?
366
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,832
♪ ♪
367
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,251
What are those?
Chips?
368
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,295
Hey, yep.
369
00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,129
[music stops]
370
00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,132
- So, what's our plan
for tonight?
371
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,009
- Grab some beers and hit
that Westside party
372
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,218
Karen invited me to.
373
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,262
- Okay.
Every place around here IDs.
374
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,139
How are we gonna get beers?
375
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,640
- I guess we could hit that
one store in the next county
376
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:10,975
where the dude is blind.
377
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:11,934
- Where are we heading?
- Oh!
378
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:13,478
Stop the car, stop the car,
stop the car!
379
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,980
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, my God.
380
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,191
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Waffle.
381
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,651
Where's Billy?
- Billy sold my boy this car.
382
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,320
- [chuckles]
Billy is always
383
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,363
selling things Waffle is in.
- I'm sure that's true.
384
00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,115
Now, can you get
out of the car?
385
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,992
- Allow me to present
a second option.
386
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036
Heard you're going to a party
on the west side.
387
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,370
What if you let me hitch
a ride with you?
388
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,581
My buddy Bernard's townhouse
is right there.
389
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:36,125
- No way.
Get out.
390
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,504
- I also heard you say
you needed to buy some beer.
391
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,674
♪ ♪
392
00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:46,636
[upbeat rap music]
393
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:53,601
♪ ♪
394
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,853
- D, I've got to find the can.
I'll see you in there.
395
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,525
- Didn't even say goodbye.
396
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,446
- What the--
397
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,739
- Waffle?
- Hoody.
398
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,993
- [groaning]
399
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,037
- He's a good guy.
400
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,545
Five-finger boost, huh?
You know, you remind me of me.
401
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,879
- No offense, Waffle,
402
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,548
but me and you
are not the same.
403
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,216
- I was once a poor kid
404
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:27,260
trying to impress people
that don't matter.
405
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,886
- You gotta see this girl.
406
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:30,555
Trust me.
She matters.
407
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,516
- I promise you, in ten years,
she won't.
408
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,685
The only things that
really matter are your family,
409
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,103
your integrity,
410
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,689
and freezing your eggs
if you're a lady.
411
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,191
- That's real bleak, Waffle.
- It's not bleak.
412
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,527
It's about priorities.
413
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,362
If I could do it
all over again,
414
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,239
I would have cared more
about the people
415
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,909
who, you know, cared about me.
416
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,621
[engine puttering]
417
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,833
[brakes squeak]
418
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,668
- Need a ride?
419
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:01,752
- Dewey?
420
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,338
- Get in.
I'll explain.
421
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,012
- [gasps]
- Hey, Mama.
422
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,806
I'm Waffle.
- Hello, Waffle.
423
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,142
Whose car is this?
- It's ours.
424
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,770
Mine and yours.
Look what $103 can buy.
425
00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,731
[engine putters]
426
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,817
It has seat belts, a hole where
a cigarette lighter was.
427
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,444
It gets the news.
428
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,113
You love the news.
- [laughs]
429
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,449
- I'm sorry about earlier.
430
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:33,534
- I'm glad you got
the car you needed.
431
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,661
- Look, there's a lot of things
that we need,
432
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,997
and I'm gonna start
helping with that.
433
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,959
But I promise you one thing.
434
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:43,586
One day, I'm gonna get you
a Cadillac.
435
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,420
- A red one?
436
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,005
You know my favorite
color is red.
437
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,256
- All the colors.
438
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,716
Look, one for every day
of the week.
439
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,761
- Or seven red ones.
- Or seven red ones.
440
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,305
- [laughs]
441
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,308
Oh, seven red ones.
442
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:02,104
- Bye.
- Bye, Mama!
443
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,856
- Hey, man, I appreciate
that advice you gave me.
444
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,650
- Hey, no problem, kid.
445
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,652
I can tell how much you
and your mom love each other.
446
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,862
I know you're gonna give her
all those things one day.
447
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,822
- I mean, I hope so.
- No, no, no.
448
00:17:11,906 --> 00:17:13,991
No, you will.
- [chuckles]
449
00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,744
- As long as you keep doing
one thing.
450
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,121
All you got to do is--
451
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:23,251
[groans]
452
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,755
- All you got to do is what?
453
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,132
Waffle?
Waf--
454
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,177
Yeah, there's a dead guy named
Waffle in a random Thunderbird
455
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:34,679
that's officially owned
by nobody.
456
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,722
Yeah, my name
is Mayor McCheese.
457
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,566
- Gosh, I wasn't expecting
to care about Waffle so much.
458
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,984
- I know, right?
459
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,901
Every time
I pass a Waffle House,
460
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,028
I always kiss my fingers
and point to the sky.
461
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,488
[kisses]
That's for you, Waffle.
462
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,782
- And you kept the promise
you made to your mom.
463
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,868
I believe we have a picture of
one of the cars you gave her?
464
00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,245
- [chuckles]
Mama Rock.
465
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,205
She just loves her red Caddies.
466
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,582
- I need to call my mom.
[chuckles]
467
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,585
Last time I talked to her
was...
468
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,044
30 years ago.
469
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,921
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
470
00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,049
[fireplace cracking]
471
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,551
Now, was it at this point
in your life
472
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,761
when you decided to stop
working the gimmick?
473
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,556
- The truth is, I've never
stopped working the gimmick.
474
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,767
I've just learned to make
the gimmick work for me.
475
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:22,685
I started figuring it out
476
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,478
when I got
to the University of Miami.
477
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,314
- Oh, you were there on
a football scholarship,
478
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,065
a five-star recruit
coming out of high school.
479
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,734
- And I was fired up
480
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:34,363
because in 1990, the U wasn't
just a football team.
481
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,616
We were a movement.
482
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,576
Three national titles
under three different
483
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,910
head coaches in the '80s.
484
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,955
An incubator for future stars.
[chuckles]
485
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,541
You know the 'Canes
became legends for the joy
486
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,753
they played with and,
of course, that swagger, baby.
487
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,088
- ♪ Coolin' in Miami
one summer day ♪
488
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,758
♪ Driving down the streets
along the bay ♪
489
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,427
- When I got to Miami,
I just wanted to fit in.
490
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:59,555
I had no intention
of working the gimmick.
491
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,808
I was just gonna keep
my head down and grind.
492
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:09,774
♪ ♪
493
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,276
- There he is.
The Beast of Bethlehem.
494
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,778
- What up, Coach Orgeron?
495
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:16,280
- How the hell are you, son?
Welcome to Miami football.
496
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:17,448
Hey, you want some coffee?
497
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,949
- No, thanks.
I don't drink coffee.
498
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,576
- Oh, me neither.
I chew it.
499
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,745
Sends it straight
to the blood.
500
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,789
All right, first D-line
meeting's at noon.
501
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,832
- Yes, sir.
502
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,793
- Yo, what's up man?
503
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,628
Jessie Armstead,
best linebacker in the country.
504
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,129
- Hey.
- Russell Maryland,
505
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,631
young D-line legend.
506
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,800
- Dwayne Johnson,
Beast of Bethlehem.
507
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,135
Also known as Hitzilla,
Edward Blitzerhands,
508
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,638
and the Chairman
of Goldman "Sacks."
509
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:41,639
- Yeah, we know.
510
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,183
Your dad was here an hour ago
bragging on you.
511
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,227
- My dad was here?
- Yeah, Rocky Johnson.
512
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,478
I used to watch him
when I was a kid.
513
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,189
I even got his autograph.
Check it out.
514
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,857
- [chuckles]
- Congrats, man.
515
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,651
He said you was gonna be
on the Wheaties box.
516
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,985
- What?
517
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,529
- Some next generation
athlete-type thing.
518
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,322
When's it hit the shelves?
519
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:01,033
- You know, we did that
for Wheaties Asia,
520
00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,285
so it's not
coming out in the States.
521
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,787
- Even better.
I've got some family
522
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,205
out in Singapore.
Maybe they can peep it.
523
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,707
- Oh, no.
See, that's the thing.
524
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,668
That's South Asia, and it's
coming out in North Asia.
525
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,839
- You're lying to the wrong
geography buffs.
526
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:18,008
- Yeah, wait till my uncle
in Singapore hear about this.
527
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,428
[scoffs]
Freshmen, man.
528
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,679
- Dad, you were
here this morning?
529
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,847
- Drove all the way
from Tampa
530
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:23,848
to be there
when the gym opened.
531
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,684
I go outta my way
to set my son up for success.
532
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,436
- Yeah, but you didn't even
come see me.
533
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,062
- That would have spoiled
the surprise.
534
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:33,607
- What surprise?
- I put you over with the guys.
535
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,859
It was your first day
in the program,
536
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,068
and I wanted
to make you look good.
537
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,446
- What, by telling them I was
gonna be on a Wheaties box?
538
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,989
- Surprise!
539
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,949
[chuckles]
You're surprised, ain't you?
540
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,075
- No, I'm not surprised.
541
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:45,035
I had to cover and tell 'em
it was for Wheaties Asia.
542
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,537
- Wheaties Asia?
No.
543
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,872
No, son.
You're messing it up.
544
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:50,249
Look, all you gotta
do is work the gimmick.
545
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,417
- There is no gimmick to work.
546
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,252
I'm not gonna be
on a Wheaties box.
547
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,212
- But they don't know that.
548
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,422
[disconnect tone]
Hello?
549
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,715
- Hey, champ,
550
00:20:57,798 --> 00:20:59,383
truck's loaded up
and all ready for delivery.
551
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,509
- You got it, boss.
552
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:03,053
I'm just on the phone
with my kid.
553
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,346
All right, son.
554
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,098
Father's gotta
go back to work.
555
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,433
[chuckles]
556
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,935
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm not the best.
557
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,312
God's the best.
558
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:13,355
[chuckles]
559
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:20,863
[truck reverse beeping]
560
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,077
- ♪ All aboard ♪
561
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,456
[laughs]
562
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,541
[upbeat music]
563
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,084
♪ Ay ♪
564
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:41,258
♪ ♪
565
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:59,985
♪ ♪
566
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:01,278
- Kid's knocking those out.
567
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,322
- Yeah.
- What's he on?
568
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,283
- 20.
- Okay, okay.
569
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,868
♪ ♪
570
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,120
all: 25, 26...
571
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:12,456
27, 28...
572
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,500
29, 30...
573
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,293
- Come on, come on.
574
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,628
all: 31...
575
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:18,963
- All right, come in,
come in!
576
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:23,133
32, 33...
577
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,969
34!
[clamoring]
578
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,178
♪ ♪
579
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,472
35!
580
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:32,977
♪ ♪
581
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,188
36!
- Yeah!
582
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,358
[cheering]
583
00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,777
- Damn.
Your dad wasn't lying.
584
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,947
- You better eat
your Wheaties, Asia.
585
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,949
[laughter]
586
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:51,495
- That's when I found my
version of working the gimmick.
587
00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:55,040
Be me, but with the dial
turned up to 11.
588
00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,210
So that's who I was every time
I flashed the People's Eyebrow.
589
00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,837
That's who I was
when I threw Ludacris
590
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,798
off a bridge in "Jumanji" five,
and that's who I was
591
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,509
when I played Gene Simmons
in that Kiss biopic.
592
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,011
- But, Dwayne, I have to ask.
593
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,722
Wouldn't it have been easier
to just tell your teammates
594
00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:12,016
that your dad made that whole
Wheaties thing up?
595
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,392
- Yeah, of course it would
have been easier,
596
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,810
but I couldn't do that,
Randall.
597
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,980
That's my dad.
The truth is, in his way,
598
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:21,150
he pushed me to do things
I never would have done.
599
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,818
- Well, can you give us
some more details?
600
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,446
Like, how did you get
from Hawaii to Pennsylvania?
601
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,615
Did you ever know Waffles'
last name?
602
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,491
When did you start
playing football?
603
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,035
- I'm gonna tell you
all of that, Randall,
604
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:33,245
and much more.
And, look, once people
605
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,539
hear these stories
about my life and my family,
606
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:38,959
they're gonna see how much
we actually all have in common.
607
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:40,628
- I can't wait.
- That's right.
608
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,421
Oh, and I've got
some pretty cool stories
609
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,798
about André the Giant.
610
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,216
- That's a great question.
611
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,177
And so, yes, the dalmatians--
612
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,054
[screaming]
- Hey!
613
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,556
Bonjour, babies.
614
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,725
Let me tell you my career, huh?
615
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,393
What are you looking at?
616
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,062
[children giggling]
617
00:23:58,112 --> 00:24:02,662
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