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? Let's go, girls ?
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???
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? Come on! ?
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? I'm going out tonight
I'm feelin' all right ?
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- All right! Who is excited?
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- This isn't Calgary.
- It's Calgary adjacent.
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- It's Cock-ring.
- It's Coch-rane.
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- Not what we were sold.
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- Why do we have to live
in Cock-ring?
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- It's Coch-rane!
It's Coch-rane,
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and it's where my office is.
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So, let's not judge a book
by its cover,
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and see what our rental house
has in store for us!
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- Okay girls, let's go.
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- Hey!
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???
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???
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- I can't do it.
- Anne!
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- Lionel,
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I am having an actual allergic
reaction to this place,
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like, my body is telling me
to run.
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I think Jayme's scared.
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- Okay, yeah!
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Yeah, I will... admit,
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this place is a bit rustic.
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But, I mean,
this is just a place
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that we lay our heads at night.
- Guys?
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- And also, Cochrane
has so much to offer!
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Mountains, and delicate women,
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shops that sell nothing
but fudge!
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- Guys!
- Not to mention,
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the great outdoors! - Guys!
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What?!
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???
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- It's probably just
for a couple weeks.
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The wait is over!
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I finally get to see
my new office!
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- Jayme, call the police.
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- Please. You love it.
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- Take that hat off immediately.
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What, are you going
to a rodeo clown's funeral?!
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- Well, it is my first day
in an actual office,
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with actual people,
I thought black
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would be a little more profesh.
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- Why are you dressed
like Joe Exotic?
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- Hey, I am not the exotic one,
okay? You two are.
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I'm Joe Normal. Joe Normal!
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Alice, are you ready
to line dance your way
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into that new school
for the big first day?
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- I'm gonna miss the bus.
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- Okay, I love you, bye!
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And you, I know you miss
your old friends.
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But maybe, just maybe,
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this is an opportunity to...
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make a new posse.
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So... Alexa?
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What are some cool
coffee shops in Cochrane?
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I've found a few coffee shops:
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Coffee Muggers on Fifth Street,
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Coffee Muggers on Centre Avenue,
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Coffee Muggers on First Street,
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Coffee Muggers on Memorial Way.
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- Coffee Muggers sounds awesome.
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- Let's go meet some locals.
- All right!
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And I got you a little
somethin' somethin'!
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Huh?
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It's Cochrane Anne!
It's Cochr-Anne!
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Get it? It's you.
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- Yeah...
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???
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???
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? Hey! Hey! ?
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- So you haven't heard anything?
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I just figured it's two hours
later in Toronto,
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so maybe you heard?
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- Honey, you gotta calm it down.
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- I know, uh, they will read
my book though, right?
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- Of course they will,
and they'll love it.
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You don't get a title like
"Running Your Own Train,"
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and not crack it open.
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- I guess, yeah.
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So sorry about the wait on that.
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And what would you fancy
this morning?
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- I'll have a Cortado, please.
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- Is that coffee?
- Oh boy.
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Hey, can she hear me?
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Can you hear me?!
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- Is she speaking to me?
- I think so, yeah.
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- Yep, I can hear you, ma'am.
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- Okay, listen.
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A cortado is equal parts
espresso and milk.
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- So, a latte, then?
- No, it's actually smaller.
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- Could you not just drink
less of it?
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- I'll just take
a regular coffee.
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Jesus Christ.
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- Oh, I love your bobble
Lady Helena!
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- Thanks. Lady Helena?
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- She's kind of our mascot.
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Birthed 12 children, and still
rode bulls 'til the end.
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- Is she-she's dead?
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- Gored by a bull.
Right In front of her family.
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- Holy shit!
- Yep.
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Rumour has it she smiled
at her husband and kids
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even as the blood drained
from her body.
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Anyway, you have a good
rest of your day.
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What the fuck?!
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Where'd you say you moved?
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Ugh! Nope.
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???
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- Okay! You're gonna do
so good in your new school.
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I know you are!
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- Cheryl!
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- Aah!
- Stop it!
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Stop it!
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- You're baaaack!
- Stop! Oh! my God, stop it!
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- And you said her birthday
was...
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- March third, 2016.
I could just write it down.
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- I got it.
- Okay.
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- Now, is it month first,
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or day first...
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- It's the same. Three, three.
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- Right.
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And her medical records?
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- I left the 12th message
at her old school.
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They're gonna fax them over.
But she's basically vaccinated.
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- "Basically?"
- You know, all the hits.
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- It's just that without
a doctor's note,
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I'm not sure we can admit her.
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- Oh, I'm a doctor,
can I just write her a note
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until her records get here?
- Ah...
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- Lynda! She's a doctor,
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it's not like she's gonna
give this school polio!
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- Don't start, Cheryl.
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I'll update the list.
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Excuse me.
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- Thank you!
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Actually, thank you!
- No problem.
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Staff can be kinda tricky,
but once you see their strings,
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you can play 'em like a fiddle.
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I'm Cheryl.
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- Anne Carlson.
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- Okay, Doctor Carlson,
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if you ever need a drink...
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give me a call.
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Hmm!
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- Thanks.
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???
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- Okay...
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Hey, are you guys
in the marching band?
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- And what are you, some type
of genius, or something?
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- What?
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???
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- And I believe that student
council
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shouldn't be the only
voice on campus.
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After all, what is democracy
without opposition?
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And that's where we come in.
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And uh, maybe we could make
this place
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more tolerable for someone new.
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Thank you, uh, we'll be meeting
tonight in Room 1A,
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and I uh, hope to see
you all there.
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Hey, I don't think I've seen
you around here before.
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- Uh, I just moved here.
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And sorry if I was...
- Crashing my rousing speech?
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Don't be.
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It's always nice to see
some fresh freckle...
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Fresh faces around here.
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- Thanks.
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???
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- This fluorescent lighting
is awful, I would kill myself.
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- Oh please, you've been here
three minutes.
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This place is great,
it's just layered.
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- You've been here three hours.
How layered can it be?
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- You'd be surprised.
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For starters, can you believe
that nobody around here
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dresses like this?
- I can, yeah.
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- Also, it's a bit
of a bad boys' club.
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A couple of the guys
are talking about
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bringing tacos in on...
- Tuesdays?
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- Nope, get this. Thursdays!
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I'm telling you,
this place is nuts!
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- I'm glad you're so happy here.
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- Did um... the publisher
call yet?
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- Nope.
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- Hey, don't worry, they will.
- Mm-hmm.
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- In the meantime...
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the corporate counselor
here is going on mat leave.
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- Mm!
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- It's a good job. Easy hours.
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I could see if they're
taking interviews,
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if... you're interested?
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- Oh God!
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Honey! Are you crying?
- I'm sorry.
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- Is the idea of working here
really that painful?
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- Yes!
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- I'm sorry, I'm...
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I'm really trying here, I am.
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I just feel like yours
and the kids' plus one.
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- Okay.
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How about this...
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give it a year.
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And if you still feel like you
don't fit in, we'll leave.
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But in the meantime, just try.
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- I know it's different,
but maybe...
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different could be good
for you right now.
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- I mean, yeah. Okay.
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- Okay. Great.
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And I'm also puttin' myself
out there, just so you know.
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Accounting is starting
a ska band,
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and they asked if I would join.
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- Oh shit!
- What's wrong?
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- Are they gone?
Are my eyes gone?
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- I don't know if you knew this,
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but it's actually
Cochrane Policy to walk
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a new student home
on their first day.
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- It is not.
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- Oh, you're from
Toronto, aren't you?
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- How did you know?
- The accent gives it away.
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"It is naaat!"
- I do not sound like that!
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- "I do naat sound like that?"
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So uh, what was your old
school like?
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- I don't know.
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People were kinda mean to me.
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Maybe I was kinda dumb, too.
- Oh, honestly?
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No, I-I don't buy it.
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I've known you approximately
four hours now,
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and you've been nothing
but a perfect lady.
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- Yeah, sure.
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A "perfect lady."
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- Well, that's how I see you.
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You should see yourself
that way, too.
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Hey...
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let's commemorate this moment.
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- Huh?
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- Alice?
- Wait!
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What were you trying to...
- What were you...
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- Nothing!
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- I wanted to officially
invite you to the CCC.
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- Sorry, the what?
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- The Cochrane Conservative
Committee.
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It's not as scary as it sounds,
okay?
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We are just trying to bring
some common sense
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back to people our age.
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- Well...
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I guess that doesn't
sound so bad.
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- Right? And we don't let
just anyone in.
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- Wow. Thank you.
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Fuck it.
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???
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Hmm!
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So, Tom�, is it?
Am I saying that right?
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- Mm-hmm, sure are.
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But, I mean, most people just
call us the Cutie Committee.
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- Tom�, you call us that.
It makes us seem so arrogant.
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- But, I mean, we are way cuter
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than most of the moms
at the school, so...
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- You sure you don't want
a drink, Anne?
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- I-I would, it's just...
258
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don't we have to pick up
our kids from school?
259
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,902
- What are you, a cop?
260
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,592
- She thinks that's funny
261
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,439
'cause her husband's a dumb cop.
262
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,207
- You can't call him dumb,
Cheryl.
263
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,742
- But he is!
- Yeah,
264
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,177
but like, still, though!
265
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:45,003
- Oh! Excuse me,
I-I should take this.
266
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,884
- And that's all they said?
267
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:51,075
- An official pass.
268
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,811
- This was the last publisher.
269
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,747
I really needed this.
270
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,856
- You know what,
just start a new book.
271
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,818
Go back to the well.
I'm sorry, honey.
272
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:06,524
???
273
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,906
- So, how has the transition
been?
274
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,063
- Yeah, fine, I guess.
- Bullshit.
275
00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:14,598
- You hate it!
- We hated it at first, too.
276
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,579
I mean, honestly,
drinking with this tampon
277
00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,081
was the only thing
that got me through it.
278
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,505
- Mm, for real.
It sure ain't city life.
279
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,151
- You guys moved here
from cities?
280
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,253
- Oh, hell, yeah! I used
to be a financial planner.
281
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,344
- I made jewelry.
- That tracks.
282
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,890
- Yeah, who do you think
hooked us up
283
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,425
with these screamers?
284
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,816
Wakes Terry up every
fucking night, I love it!
285
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,051
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,247
- Anyway, we're here for
the year, you know,
287
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:38,267
for now, and then...
and then we'll see.
288
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,058
- Yeah, we all thought the move
289
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,938
would be temporary at first too,
290
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,328
but you know, time just kinda...
291
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:47,031
sneaks away on you around here.
292
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,178
- Uh-huh, sure does.
293
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,102
- Uh-huh.
294
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,280
Anyway!
295
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,441
- To Annie.
- Oh!
296
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,343
- You're in now, bitch!
297
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,023
- Woo!
298
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,502
- Oh, hey there, stranger!
- Oh! You're here!
299
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,682
- I'm here! We're all here!
300
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,985
Hey, guys! I found her!
301
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,042
Come on! - Aaah! We made it!
302
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,144
- Woo! Giddy-up!
- We made it! Woo!
303
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,424
Anne-a-rino!
We missed you, buddy!
304
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,568
- Oh, I missed you guys, too.
- Hey, baby.
305
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,051
Look at this place!
306
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,898
You know, I grew up
in a town just like this.
307
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,833
A bonafide shithole.
308
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,835
But my parents and the police
felt it was best
309
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,171
I get a fresh start elsewhere.
310
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:50,461
- I'm sorry, the-the police?
311
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,063
- Oh. You found your gang yet?
312
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:55,800
- Uh, not exactly.
- Well, they can be elusive.
313
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,247
Then again, once you're in,
there's only one way out -
314
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,904
pound of flesh.
315
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,874
- Whoa. Val, were you
in a gang, gang?
316
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,742
- Mmmmmm...
317
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,458
- Should we?
- No!
318
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,794
- Okay. Let's go!
- Woo-hoo!
319
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,351
- Okay!
320
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:16,821
Oh! Look at that face!
321
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,868
- Anne, I've missed you so much!
322
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,670
I can't believe you live
here now.
323
00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,271
- Well, I'm not here.
I mean-I mean, I'm here,
324
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,628
but I'm not like, here, here.
325
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:24,807
- No, you're practically
like, a local.
326
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,509
- Yeah.
- Am I? Really?
327
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,077
I just feel like more
of a visitor.
328
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,434
But, you know, I'm getting by.
- You're getting by!
329
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,448
- How's Alice doing?
- Oh, she is amazing.
330
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,417
She's on a date right now.
- Whaaat?
331
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,118
- No!
- With some fuckin' loser,
332
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:38,476
I bet.
- No, nope, I don't think so.
333
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,245
- No?
334
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,812
Annie?
335
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,881
- Oh no.
336
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,950
- We're just grabbing takeout!
337
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,453
Wait... - Oh.
338
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:50,988
- Who are these sexy strangers?
- Oh my!
339
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,203
- Hey, I'm Kate,
this is Frankie, and Va...
340
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,972
- I'm Cheryl, this is Tom�.
- Hey!
341
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,196
- Sorry, Tom�, was it?
Is that-is that Italian?
342
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,676
- It's like, "Toe-may-toe."
- Mm!
343
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,433
Hmm. Mm-hmm.
344
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,781
- That's so cool,
you already made friends.
345
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,483
- Oh no, you have to
around here.
346
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,418
You gotta find your clique,
you gotta stick together.
347
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,687
- Got that right, girlfriend.
Find yourself on your own,
348
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,322
and Val and her girls
are comin' for ya.
349
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,593
Hog-tie ya, throw you to sea.
- This is fun!
350
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:21,218
- So y'all are like the
Cutie Committee of Toronto?
351
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,454
- The Cutie Com...
- Nothing! Nothing!
352
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,756
Shut the fuck up, Tom�!
353
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:29,939
- Well, we're really happy
to meet you guys.
354
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,840
I mean, it's been
a big move for Anne.
355
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,098
- Oh, don't you worry
about our Annie.
356
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,267
She's basically the mayor now.
Right?
357
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,602
- I'm not the mayor.
The mayor is Carl Graham.
358
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,705
- Cool.
359
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,509
- So Annie, you're gonna invite
your friends tonight, yeah?
360
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,423
- Hmm?
- Anne, don't be rude,
361
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,358
Tomato's inviting us
to something!
362
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,360
- I just don't think this
is gonna be your sort of thing.
363
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,895
- We love things.
- What else are we doing?
364
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,563
- We're here!
- Fun!
365
00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,831
- We just gotta scoot home
and change,
366
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,735
and then it's time for D and D!
367
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,924
- Sorry, D and D?
368
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,775
? Denim and diamonds ?
- Mm!
369
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,578
It's uh... denim and diamonds.
- Mm!
370
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,562
- It's the diamonds
and the denim.
371
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,549
See, it's like a theme!
372
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,807
- Right. And you've uh,
you've done this before?
373
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,809
- A D and D? No.
374
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,756
- Oh, but you should've seen
our girl at last week's
375
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,348
Fish and Fedoras! - Oh my God!
376
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,283
- Oh!
- It was so good!
377
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,063
And I just can't wait
to see the theme
378
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,131
Anne comes up with
for the class party!
379
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,900
- Class pa... holy shit!
Are you the...
380
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,069
are you the Room Mom?
381
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:36,227
- I am, yeah. - Whaaat? - Yeah.
382
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,140
- No, that's-that's great.
That's cool.
383
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,943
- Yeah, I figure it's...
- Something to do.
384
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,007
- Uh, Cheryl,
what is it that you do?
385
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,814
- She's a-she was
a financial planner.
386
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,638
- I was. These days I do
this and that.
387
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,485
But mainly this!
388
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,375
Okay, nose, mouth, or butt?
389
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,444
- Hmm, decisions, right?
390
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,324
- It's just a saying,
it's like a...
391
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,314
- Okay, so you guys don't put...
392
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,094
you don't put pills
in your butts?
393
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,452
- Well, it's not my first pick.
394
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,854
But yeah, I've taken a benzo...
- Rectally?
395
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,391
- She has a lot of back pain.
- Uh-huh.
396
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,794
- Geez! I thought you city
girls would be a lot more...
397
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,563
open-minded, I mean, Annie is.
398
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,778
- I know how open-minded
Annie is.
399
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,680
I know Annie here better
than anybody.
400
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,782
- Oh, really? Did you know
she's allergic to...
401
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,951
- Pistachios? Get the fuck
outta here with that basic
402
00:17:21,975 --> 00:17:24,274
Anne knowledge.
- You tell 'em, Kate.
403
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,322
- Did you know that
before psychiatry,
404
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,612
she wanted to become...
- A judge?
405
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,483
- Honestly, Kate,
who doesn't know that?
406
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,363
- Anne wanted to be a judge?
- I guess so.
407
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,287
And what about Alice?
408
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,467
Did you know that Anne
read her diary,
409
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,803
and learned that she's been
to second base?
410
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,193
- I did not know that.
411
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,608
Which one is second base again?
412
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,031
And what about Lionel?
413
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,211
Did you know that quarantine
was the most challenging
414
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,901
chapter of their marriage?
415
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,449
- Uh-huh, sure was. Yeah.
416
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,007
- Is that true?
Shit, dude, I'm so sorry!
417
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,053
- No, it's fine.
- I should've reached out more.
418
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,022
- Hey, it's fine,
it's totally-no, don't worry.
419
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,024
- Well, I can see why
she wanted to move here!
420
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:05,094
I mean, you guys aren't
really friends at all.
421
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:07,084
- What the fuck did you
just say?!
422
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,831
- You heard me.
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
423
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:10,833
Guys, stop! - Whoaaaa... okay.
424
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:13,436
- No, it's fine. It's fine.
- I think I choose nose!
425
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,371
- Sink or swim, baby turtle!
426
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,072
- Oh! What are you doing?! Ah!
- Come on!
427
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,607
- What is she doing?
- Kate, grab her legs!
428
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,576
- No!
- Anne, help me!
429
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,533
- Absolutely not!
- Is this fun,
430
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,146
or should I fight it?
Cheryl! Ohhh!
431
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,236
- Oh my God!
- VAL!
432
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,539
- That's too far!
- Stop it, Val!
433
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,619
- Owww!
- Val, no!
434
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,354
- Quick, help me get her
in the pool!
435
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:34,356
- Mom!
436
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,325
- Ben-Ben! How was your date!
437
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,194
Wait, uh,
are you gonna drown me?
438
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,017
- It's not always like this.
439
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,167
- Okay, thanks for coming, guys.
440
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,869
Safe flying.
441
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,493
- Uh, once again,
I feel the need to apologize.
442
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,039
- Yep.
- You were terrifying.
443
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,941
- I was in a small town
girl gang.
444
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,077
- Yeah, we gathered that, Val.
Pretty clear.
445
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,341
- Well, I'd appreciate it
if we could keep this
446
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:58,903
amongst us gals?
447
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,854
- Are you sure you're gonna be
okay?
448
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:07,011
- Yeah. Of course.
- All right, well,
449
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,858
I'm just like, a phone
call away. You just like,
450
00:19:08,882 --> 00:19:11,115
shoot me a ringle,
or ding me a tingle, or...
451
00:19:11,184 --> 00:19:13,283
I'll call, Frank.
452
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,568
You just blink at me right now,
I will buy you a plane ticket.
453
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,470
You hop on with us,
we'll figure out everything
454
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,438
when we land.
- Dude. I live here now.
455
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,095
- All right.
456
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:27,042
Hey, I'm...
I'm sorry I didn't know
457
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,011
that stuff Cheryl said.
- Oh! I...
458
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,534
- If I could've called more.
459
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,347
It's just the last few
months have been so...
460
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:33,971
- Crazy. Yeah, totally.
461
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,206
I mean, I-I could've
called more, too.
462
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:38,120
I just needed to give this
place a chance, you know?
463
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,588
- Yeah, that makes sense.
464
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,790
Look, just promise me you're
gonna keep pushing, you know?
465
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,815
You gotta find purpose here.
- Kate, I know. I get it.
466
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,396
- And hey, for the record,
I really like it.
467
00:19:57,230 --> 00:20:01,410
???
468
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,136
???
469
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,505
- You're gonna be all right?
- Yeah!
470
00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:14,712
???
471
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,922
- Hey you! How was dropping
off the ladies?
472
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,725
- Fine, yeah.
473
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,838
Hey, so I've been giving it
some thought and...
474
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,840
could you see if they're
still looking to fill
475
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,842
that shrink gig at your office?
476
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,866
- Yes! Seriously?
477
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,801
Anne, , I am so proud of you.
478
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:40,337
This, this is gonna be great!
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
479
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,718
Uh, hey, I gotta go. - Okay.
480
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,875
Okay, I love you! - Love you.
481
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,057
- Now, have you taken
anti-anxiety medication before?
482
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,148
- It's been a while, but yeah.
483
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,596
- Okay, well, you've been
prescribed 1.5 milligrams,
484
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,265
to be taken orally
at your discretion.
485
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,956
Now, there are several warnings
with benzodiazepine.
486
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,470
You should contact
your doctor...
487
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,427
???
488
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,096
? Let's go girls ?
489
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,610
???
490
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,633
? Come on! ?
491
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,513
Next time, on "Workin' Moms:"
492
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,582
Are you sure you should be
chasing pills with champagne?
493
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,684
- You don't think that you
might be able to maybe...
494
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:17,686
write us a scrip for some more?
495
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,355
- I got you an interview
at my office
496
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,012
to take over Mallory's
mat leave!
497
00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,493
- That seems very soon,
is that very soon?
498
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,917
- Kate Foster, very sorry
to keep you waiting.
499
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,586
- Not at all!
500
00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,399
Uh, it's a pleasure
to finally meet you, Sloan.
501
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,401
- Do we not deserve to blow off
a little steam
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every now and then,
with a couple of meat boys?
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- Absol... sorry, "meat boys?!"
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