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ANGUA: Welcome to Ankh-Morpork.
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CARCER: The future
will soon be in flames.
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VIMES: Carcer.
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VETINARI: There is a dragon
at large.
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The key to controlling
the dragon is a talking sword
called Wayne.
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ANGUA: There are
other artefacts.
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CHEERY: We need all of them
to control the dragon.
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OBSERVER: Do not fail us
again, Carcer Dun
or you will cease to exist.
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Good morning, class.
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What was she like?
This other me.
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What was he like?
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ANGUA: You still don't have
everything you need, Carcer.
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We have no idea how many
artefacts there are.
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There's just one more.
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And it's you.
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CARCER: Iron in the sword.
Iron in the bearer.
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WAYNE: I go where the work is.
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CARCER: Iron in the crown.
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CHEERY: Where's the crown?
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CARCER: Iron in its wearer.
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WONSE: They shine
and shimmer...
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Wonse took my badge.
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WONSE: ...in noon's first ray.
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The blood and the badge.
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Command the dragon.
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Carcer has everything he needs.
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Burn the day.
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[DRAGON GROWLING]
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VIMES: We've issued warnings.
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Every imp from here
to the Plains has a brush out
for Carcer.
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My officers are out
searching the streets.
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We need to clear them.
I've ordered my palace guards
to help.
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We'll find him.
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Carcer can turn the dragon
on us at any moment.
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We're out of time.
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Why did you bring me down here?
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That old thing?
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It's been rusted shut
for as long as I can remember.
Doesn't even have a...
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key.
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When a Patrician fails
to protect his city,
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the law demands that he be
deprived of his life,
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or his liberty.
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[GRUNTING]
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Personally...
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I prefer the latter.
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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You see, Vimes, you should
never build a dungeon
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that you wouldn't
want to stay in yourself.
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-Hmm.
-Keep us updated. If you can.
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-You mean if I don't die?
-Ah, yes. And that, too.
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If people know that
you're hiding away in here...
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All they'll ever know
is the outside
of that cell door.
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So as long as I go up to it,
moaning from time to time,
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they'll think that I'm suffering
and be satisfied.
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So let the people
have their bolts and bars
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as long as you're the one
with the locks and keys.
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Uh, don't you think you should
stand by the people
in this, their darkest hour?
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You mean, you're leaving us
on our own?
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[DOOR LOCKING]
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Don't you have a heart at all?
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I'm not giving up, you hear me?
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[DOOR THUDS]
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Sorry, didn't mean
to startle you.
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I was wondering if I could
ask you a small favour.
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First, you're gonna answer
me some questions.
Come on.
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[MIMICS VIMES] You're gonna
answer me some questions.
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WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER]
Citizens, the waving bird
is slightly more dangerous...
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Hello, dragon.
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...than previously thought. Please make your way to safety.
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-Have you cleared the streets?
-They're not bloody listening.
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-They never listen to us.
-It's like they
don't want to believe
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-the world's ending
until it actually ends.
-It's all right. I'll sort it.
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Get off these bloody streets
right bloody now,
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or you and your children
are all going to burn!
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That was good.
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CARROT: If this all ends today,I just wanna say,
you know, that...
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Oh, bloody hell. Mirror?
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You're magical, right? So...
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MIRROR: Go on, Carrot, darling.
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I wanted to know
what to say to Angua,
you know, about...
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Shall we try
a little role play?
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Oh, Angua, you, uh,
you look great today.
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Those boots make you
look really tall.
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Not that you're small
or anything.
Of course not.
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Well, I mean you are a bit smallbut that's fine because
I like small things.
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Mmm.
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-[CARROT CLEARS THROAT]
-Oh, Carrot, why don't
you tell her how you feel?
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Angua, I...
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I...
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I think you're cool.
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[BABY CRYING]
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What happens when it's all gone?
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We get to live.
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In ruins?
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In a better world.
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I don't believe that any more.
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Yeah? You beginning
to believe in Vimes then?
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The good in Vimes
powers a pattern that
endures through the multiverse.
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Every version of The Watch
rising, giving hope.
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If we break
that pattern just once,
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maybe it breaks everywhere,
maybe they'll be no more good.
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[CARCER GRUNTS]
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It's too late.
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Is it?
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If they can erase you,
why haven't they done it
to The Watch?
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Vimes?
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Do you know who or what
Carcer Dun's in business with?
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Why would I know
anything about that?
Ah, I see.
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They sent him back here.
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Just because I'm the
anthropomorphic personification
of a supernatural entity...
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You can appear and disappear
out of thin air, can't you?
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I must be best friends
with all unexplained phenomena.
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I didn't say that.
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But you were thinking it!
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-I need your help here!
-[DEATH GROWLS]
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-We're facing extinction.
-It's not my fault.
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-Up against all
these strange forces.
-[GROANS] Oh, here we go.
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I was just hoping maybe one
of them might be on our side?
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[SIGHS] Oh, goodness.
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Only one authority in existencehas the kind of power
you're describing.
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If you've upset them...
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Who's them?
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They go by many names.
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Unfortunately, if a human hearsone of those names their mind
immediately disintegrates.
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Would you like me to tell you?
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My mind's been disintegrating
for the last 20 years
but let's skip the names.
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Will you help me fight them?
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Will you
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let me join your band
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-Oh, piss off, Death.
-That's mean.
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CARCER: If the Watch
and the city
survive today
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then I get wiped from existence.
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Reality. Memories. Everything.
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Everything is what
the rest of us will lose
if The Watch fall.
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A world without good
and all it inspires.
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-Hope. Love.
-[SCOFFS]
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You'd still do it, wouldn't you?
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Why should I sacrifice myself
so the rest of you can just,
can just carry on?
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You've got this all wrong.
You really don't know.
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You could be a hero.
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[WONSE GASPS]
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I won't forget you, Wonse.
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OBSERVER 1: Ooh, I didn't
see that coming.
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OBSERVER 2: It's exactly
as I foresaw.
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OBSERVER 1: Yeah, right.
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THROAT: Hurry up, Clifford.
Till's not nicking itself.
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Today. Round the back
of the counter. There.
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Looting is still
illegal, Throat.
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Not when you're
in The Thieves' Guild.
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And especially not
when you're head
of The Thieves' Guild.
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They made you their leader?
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Most have fled.
The rest wanted
someone with guts.
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You know, vision.
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This is your vision?
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This is what you do
when the world's
about to go up in flames?
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Soon there'll be no shops
to loot, nobody to rob,
nothing to steal.
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Just fire and ash.
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All the more reason to get
what you can while you can.
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-Oh, for god's sake.
-Wonse?
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I said the till, Cliff.
Does she look like
a bloody till?
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CARROT: What have you
got there?
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If Carcer's got any sense
he'll attack here first.
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Thousands of tinderbox homes.
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Fire will spread fast.
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-[DOOR BANGING OPEN]
-She's lost a lot of blood.
Cheery?
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CARROT: What's she
doing here, Captain?
ANGUA: What's going on?
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[WONSE WHIMPERS IN PAIN]
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-VIMES: All right.
-[WONSE GROANS]
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ANGUA: She shouldn't be here.
SYBIL: You can't
trust her, Vimes.
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-[WONSE GASPS]
-We won't hurt you.
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[WONSE GRUNTS]
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I can help you find him.
I know where he's headed.
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Here.
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SYBIL: Sunset Street?
WONSE: There's a sun dial.
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-"Noon's first ray."
-"Command the dragon
and burn the day."
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Noon's in twenty minutes.
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Why does everything
have to be in 20 minutes?
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If Carcer does this,
the dragon will bow
down before him?
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It'll do everything the bearer
of the artefacts commands.
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Well then it's simple.
When he shows his face,
I'll bloody shoot him in it.
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VIMES: We'll have to be fast.
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I'll help you.
You saw what he did to me.
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Besides, this isn't
about loyalty, okay?
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It's about what kind
of universe we want to live in.
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You've done enough, Wonse.
Rest.
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How long between Carcer steppinginto the sun and the dragon
being under his control?
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Uh, a moment.
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When it comes,
what if I can distract it?
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Buy us more time.
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As far as we're aware,
it hasn't eaten today.
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And we all know what it likes.
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I know this might come
as a shock to you all, but...
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I'm a virgin.
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[ALL MURMURING]
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-Aw!
-You have to be kidding me.
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-That's incredible.
-No, can't be.
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[GOBLIN SPEAKING]
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I'll try to attract
its attention.
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Thank you for sharing, Carrot.
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-Very brave.
-The magical lure of
the artefacts will be intense.
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A single virgin won't be enough.
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[SIGHS]
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CARROT: Sally?
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-Hello?
-You came back.
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Do you want a cookie?
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Sally, how many virgins
are in your support group?
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One more now.
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-Dig them up.
-Why would she need
to dig them up?
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For real.
Who is this crazy chick?
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The dragon's not the only reasonvirgins are disappearing
from the streets.
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-[PANTING]
-[HISSING]
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-[MIAOWING]
-[HISSING]
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What are you two doing?
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Yeah. What are we doing?
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Dig them up. Now!
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WOMAN: [ON LOUDSPEAKER]
Citizens, Lord Vetinari
wishes you all well,
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and thanks you for your
contribution to the rich,
varied life of this city.
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It's been fun, seriously.
So, so much fun.
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VIMES: [WHISPERING]
Where is he?
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He has to show himself
any second now.
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Vimes,
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I want you to know
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that even if I do get
my hands on those artefacts,
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you can trust me.
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I trust you to do
the right thing.
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Really?
Because we argue
all the time.
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You wanted to throw
Wayne into the lake, I didn't.
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You wanted
to release Skimmer, I didn't.
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I was very happy
to hand him
over to Cruces.
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Even at your worst,
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you're a thousand times
better and kinder and truer
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than I could ever be.
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When this is all over,
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do you have plans?
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What do you mean, plans?
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Plans.
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Plans.
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MAN: Quickly!
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You keep running.
Don't look back.
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Looking back only tells
the predator it's definitely
gonna catch you.
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I've already been caught.
242
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,400
Angua, I know you could never...
243
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,840
-Now you know what I am...
-You're a dwarf.
244
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,240
Also not a dwarf.
245
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:04,440
[ANGUA CHUCKLES]
246
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:10,080
Carrot, look,
for what it's worth,
I really think you're...
247
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:13,760
Carrot, honey, if this works
and the dragon goes away,
248
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,680
every virgin will be safe?
249
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,040
Everyone will be safe.
250
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,200
Doesn't matter
if you're a virgin.
251
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,760
-It doesn't?
-Of course not.
252
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,640
So for argument's sake,
let's say virgins
kept on disappearing...
253
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,280
-We'd investigate.
-Yeah?
254
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,720
Yeah.
255
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,120
WAYNE: Is now a good time
to discuss my requirements?
256
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,480
-Quiet.
-Because if we're
burning this world
257
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,520
and building a new one,
I have some demands.
258
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,200
Hear me out now.
259
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,800
I should like to be worshipped
as a sexual deity.
260
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,480
You're in no position
to make demands.
261
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,920
WAYNE: I want my own
temple of ecstasy,
262
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:16,920
for all true lovers to cavort
around as gayly and freely
as they please.
263
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,000
-CARROT: Carcer. He's here.
-This, this is
the way of Wayne.
264
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040
Get ready.
265
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:25,200
WAYNE: We will
spare the lovers, won't we?
266
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,080
CARCER: Shut up.
It's time.
267
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,120
Soon as it shows.
268
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,240
[YELLS]
269
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,080
[RUMBLING]
270
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,320
[DRAGON ROARS]
271
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,560
WAYNE: Dragon,
ignore this dickhead
and do as you will.
272
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,800
[DRAGON ROARS]
273
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,120
WAYNE: It actually
worked this time.
274
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Is he controlling it?
275
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,240
It's circling us.
276
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,640
-Is Carcer making it do that?
-Why would he?
277
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,960
WAYNE: Oh, no.
I think it may have backfired.
278
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,080
Yeah. It's really
quite pissed off.
279
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,240
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
280
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,680
[DRAGON ROARING]
281
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,200
[DRAGON GROWLING]
282
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,480
[ROARING]
283
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,280
This is it!
284
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,680
Virgins! On me!
285
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Stay.
286
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,320
[DRAGON RUMBLES]
287
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,040
I know that sound.
288
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,760
[CHEERY HUMMING]
289
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,600
[DRAGON RUMBLES]
290
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080
CHEERY: Oh, shit.
291
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,120
[DRAGON GROWLS]
292
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,440
-Cheery!
-ANGUA: Cheery!
293
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,800
VIMES: Cheery!
294
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,280
[DRAGON ROARS]
295
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,080
CARCER: Sam.
296
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,200
It was the dragon.
It ate them.
297
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,720
The badge, the crown, the sword.
298
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,120
Even your friend.
299
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,560
And now it's gonna burn you all.
300
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,240
You lose today, Sam.
301
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,840
And for once I get to win.
302
00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:54,920
[CARCER COUGHS]
303
00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,840
[DRAGON ROARING]
304
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,320
[DRAGON ROARING]
305
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,680
CARCER: I know
how that thing feels.
306
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:28,320
Doesn't wanna be caged.
Controlled.
307
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,200
VIMES: People
are dying, Carcer.
308
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,480
Help us.
309
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,200
-[DRAGON ROARS]
-I can't.
310
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,240
Whoever sent you back
from the future
must have the power to...
311
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:37,640
They don't want to help you.
312
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:41,440
I know why you want it all gone.
313
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,920
And I agree with you,
the whole city's rigged.
314
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,040
That's not why I did this.
315
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:48,600
I didn't have a choice.
316
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:56,280
I've never had a choice.
317
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,000
The first time I killed,
it was him or me.
318
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:03,520
But you,
319
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,320
you chose to let me fall.
320
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:10,320
-Right into their hands.
-Whose hands?
321
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,200
CARROT: Listen to what's
happening out there.
322
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,120
-Don't you care?
-Why should I?
323
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,600
I was always gonna be
the villain in this story.
324
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,880
CARROT: We'll save everybody.
CARCER: You'll never
make captain now.
325
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,320
CARROT: With or without
your help.
326
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,200
-You'll die.
-We'll find a way.
327
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,600
Just like your dwarf friend.
328
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,600
The fact that
I'm still breathing,
still here,
329
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,280
the fact that you still
remember my name,
330
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,320
means that you
and everything you stand for
ends today.
331
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,480
But me?
332
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,240
I'll be spared,
333
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,080
and not just by some dragon.
334
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800
Who's going to spare you?
335
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320
[SCOFFS]
336
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,080
[DISTANT ROAR]
337
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,840
When I hear your screams,
338
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,720
I'll know.
339
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,680
For the first time in my life,
I'll know...
340
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,840
-that it's fair.
-[THUNDER RUMBLES]
341
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,520
[SPIKE SHUDDERING]
342
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,800
Last report said it was
heading for the Upper Side.
343
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,960
It's burning everything.
Street by street.
344
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,280
It must have a weakness.
345
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:35,640
A vulnerability.
346
00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,920
-[GOODBOY CRIES]
-Do not shake him like that.
347
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,240
He's a dragon, isn't he?
He must be able to do something.
348
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,640
You're frightening him.
And me, for that matter.
349
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,880
If Cheery couldn't
find anything,
350
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,880
what chance do we have?
351
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,840
[SPIKE SOBBING SOFTLY]
352
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,520
My father always said,
"It's better to light a candle
353
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,760
"than curse the darkness."
354
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,720
VIMES: That thing's like
a lit flamethrower.
355
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,200
Soon, there'll be
nothing left but darkness.
356
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,480
Cheery was afraid
of the dark,
357
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,480
and then they realised
it wasn't so bad.
358
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,680
Well, they wouldn't let us
359
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,440
spend our last hours
like this, would they?
360
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:17,000
No, they'd get
the tambourine out.
361
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:19,320
VIMES: You're alive!
362
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,840
Yeah, I'm a bit
shocked too.
363
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,080
Especially since the dragon
literally dropped me.
364
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,240
It dropped you?
365
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,240
Ow!
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
366
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,440
Too experienced
for its tastes.
367
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,920
Yeah, she dropped me
Into a forest.
368
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaking of which,
can somebody do something
with this please.
369
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,160
It's an egg.
Thank you.
370
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,840
Oh, that's mine.
371
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,880
Cheers, I've been
looking for that.
372
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,280
Where's Goodboy.
373
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,240
There's Goodboy.
374
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,400
You're a good boy
aren't you?
375
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:48,800
[COOING]
376
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,840
[GOODBOY SCREECHES]
377
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,680
The Dragon...
378
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,600
is pissed.
379
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:55,960
Proper pissed.
380
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,280
I know this because we
had a chat.
381
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,000
-A chat?
-CHEERY: Well, I say chat.
382
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,640
It was kind of
bit more like a...
383
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,040
[IMITATES DRAGON GROWL]
384
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,640
...and then it was a bit
of screaming from my part.
385
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,440
Lot of...
[GRUNTING]
386
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,360
You know...
[IMITATES DRAGON GROWL]
387
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,920
[IMITATES SCREAMING]
388
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,200
I've had worse conversations
believe me.
389
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,760
She feels threatened.
390
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,920
She feels like we want
to kill her or capture her.
391
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,520
So she's gonna do
what any cornered animal
would do?
392
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,320
But I think I know
how to stop it.
393
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,000
You're head is bleeding.
394
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,960
-Is it?
-Hmm.
395
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,880
Oh! Oh, right.
396
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:38,480
That's fine.
If I collapse, then,
transfuse my blood.
397
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,040
[COOING TO GOODBOY]
398
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,880
What you all gawking at?
Come on.
399
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,400
We've got a city to save.
Chop-chop.
400
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,720
Oi, Spike
we're gonna need power.
401
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,160
Pretty exposed here.
402
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,960
We should run towards the danger
everyone else runs away from.
403
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,240
Bastard's gonna
burn everybody.
404
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,360
Are you sure about this,
Cheery?
405
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,560
After the dragon
took me
406
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,440
I realised that that roar
we've been hearing...
407
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,320
it's not a roar.
It's a song.
408
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,360
Goodboy's song.
409
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,200
I think they're
both lonely.
410
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,600
If I'm right,
then all we need to
do is amplify the song.
411
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,880
-Boost it.
-And then?
412
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,320
Noble Dragon
should be attracted to it.
413
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,040
We release Goodboy
414
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,040
and then maybe...
415
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200
Maybe?
416
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,160
Well, either he stops her
from destroying everything,
417
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,840
or this is will be the shortest
gig that we ever play.
418
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,440
Then let's play like
we'll never play again.
419
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,080
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
420
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,720
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES]
421
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,720
[RUMBLING]
422
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,760
[SIGHS]
423
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,720
[JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES]
424
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,720
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
425
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,280
[THUNDER CLAPS]
426
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,600
[MUSIC PLAYING AT A DISTANCE]
427
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,560
[GROWLING]
428
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,440
CHEERY: It's not working.
429
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,360
[YELLING] Louder!
430
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,640
[SCREECHES]
431
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,640
[GROWLING]
432
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,440
It's coming.
433
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,040
Now, Lady Ramkin.
434
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,480
[GOODBOY CHITTERING]
435
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:04,320
[RUMBLING]
436
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,440
It's almost on us.
437
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,720
Be safe, Goodboy.
438
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,520
[CHITTERING]
439
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,680
Remember to breathe, Goodboy.
440
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,200
Breathe.
441
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,960
[DISTANT GROWL]
442
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,160
[GOODBOY CHITTERS]
443
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:51,560
[GROWLING]
444
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,560
[GOODBOY CHITTERING]
445
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,200
[DRAGON GROWLING]
446
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280
[DISTANT BANG]
447
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,320
[LAUGHS]
448
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,080
[SOBS]
449
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,560
Best damn gig of our lives
and no one saw.
450
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,320
We saw.
451
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,000
[GROANS]
452
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,920
[CRACKLING]
453
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,640
[PANTING]
454
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,000
I'm sorry.
455
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,240
I'll never forget you.
456
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,440
[WONSE CRYING]
457
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:12,760
CHEERY:
We are the Watch.
458
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,880
[ALL CHUCKLE]
459
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,040
CHEERY: Who's there?
We are!
460
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,520
VIMES: Well done, team.
[CHUCKLES]
461
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:19,880
Why, thank you.
462
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,160
He's been erased.
463
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,080
Come to hand
yourself in?
464
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,000
Lupine Wonse, we're arresting
you for the theft of a Grimoire
465
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,600
from Unseen University
Library.
466
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,840
-The summoning
of a Noble Dragon...
-Oh, wait!
467
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:34,880
I just helped you
save the city.
468
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,480
You tried
to burn the city.
469
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,640
[EXHALES]
470
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,320
You don't remember him...
471
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,720
He fell from the roof.
472
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,120
What are you
talking about?
473
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,080
After he killed John Keel
he fell from the roof.
474
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,840
You killed John Keel.
475
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,160
You killed him
when I couldn't.
476
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,800
I should've arrested you
that night.
477
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720
-Carrot.
-No wait.
478
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,480
-Vimes, please listen...
-Hands.
479
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,040
They've rewritten reality.
480
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,480
-Do as he says.
-You think I did everything
Carcer did?
481
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,640
But I know different.
482
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,600
-Who's Carcer?
-I'm not the enemy here.
483
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,760
-Hands. Now.
-No. Wait.
484
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,080
This is uncut Slab.
485
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,280
This is uncut Slab.
486
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,080
I light it...
487
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,080
and anyone
in a two-mile radius
488
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,800
is gonna have
the worst day
of their lives.
489
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,120
You mean the last day
of their lives.
490
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,040
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
491
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,120
Don't follow.
492
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,640
I remember him.
493
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:58,400
Do you hear me?
494
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,800
I know you're watching.
495
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,120
I'm the only one
who remembers him.
496
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,440
And you.
497
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,360
What if I told everybody
that you're out there?
498
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,320
What if they all knew
499
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800
what you're going to do?
500
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:21,640
[ELECTRICAL STATIC]
501
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,120
[RUMBLING]
502
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,760
OBSERVER:
What do you want?
503
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,320
Power like yours.
504
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:46,800
Why should we
give you power?
505
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,480
So I can destroy
The Watch.
506
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,840
ALL: We're listening.
507
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,000
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
508
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,160
So Wonse
is still at large?
509
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:09,360
But we're doing everything
in our power to find her, sir.
510
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
And you're certain
the Noble Dragon won't return?
511
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,760
It's free.
512
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,080
Hand it over,
there's a love.
513
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,120
Come on, come on.
514
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,600
THROAT: Write the lady
a receipt, Tim.
515
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,120
There's a good boy.
516
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,560
How reassuring it is
to see everything
back to normal.
517
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,160
Oh, not often we see you
out on the streets, My Lord.
518
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:28,880
I have a delicate
complexion.
519
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,720
Seems to agree
with these nice
clear skies though.
520
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,360
And your new responsibilities
seem to be agreeing with you?
521
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:36,800
I'm not really
in it for the thieving.
522
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,280
It's the people you get to meet.
523
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,360
Good. Because in light
of The Watch's success,
524
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,320
I am considering
reducing the quota.
525
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,640
Reduction, sir? Tim.
526
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:53,480
I've called an emergency meeting
of the City Council,
527
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:58,280
and all the heads of the guilds
are expected to attend.
528
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,160
The Assassins
still don't have a leader
529
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,800
after the disappearance
of Doctor Cruces.
530
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,440
Yes, the power vacuum
in The Assassins' Guild
531
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,400
will certainly be top
of the agenda.
532
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,640
-Oh.
-And The Watch
533
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,400
will need
a representative.
534
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,680
I hardly think
that I'm suitable, sir.
535
00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,400
We all know that, Vimes.
536
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,800
A reduction in the quota
is a fantastic idea.
537
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,240
The Watch are more than ready
to pick up the slack.
538
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,040
My Lord.
539
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:29,320
Oh, thank you for your
approval, Lady Ramkin.
540
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,560
But we will need
more officers though.
541
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,280
Will we?
542
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:35,440
[SCOFFS] Be there.
543
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,080
Why do we have to be
on the posters, Cheery?
544
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,720
We're The Watch,
which means...
545
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:49,320
-Anybody can be.
-VIMES: I know.
546
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,400
Even if the quotas
do come down,
547
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,360
there's still The Thieves' Guild
and The Assassins' Guild.
548
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,640
A whole lot of wrong
we can't touch.
549
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,000
But there's
a whole lot of wrong
we can touch, sir.
550
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,440
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
551
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,000
Well, I guess you better
put these up then.
552
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,760
Everywhere you can.
553
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,040
You're not coming out
with us, Captain?
554
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,360
I've... got... plans.
555
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,440
Plans, sir?
556
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
Plans.
557
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,880
So then I told Vetinari
that The Assassins
558
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:37,320
should fill their power vacuum
by holding democratic elections
for their new leader.
559
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,440
It was agreed
14 to 7
560
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,160
that I should be the one
to administer it all.
561
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,600
So just you wait.
562
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,800
I'll have them
out of business
inside a year.
563
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:47,640
[CHUCKLES]
564
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,360
Oh, erm...
565
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,360
Got a light?
566
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,800
Goodboy's gone.
567
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,400
This is what I saw.
568
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,760
Us.
569
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:14,760
Here.
570
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:15,600
In the future.
571
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,880
Our future.
572
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,400
More wine?
573
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,440
Yes, lovely.
574
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,640
[GRUNTS]
575
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520
[SPITS]
576
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,840
[GASPS]
577
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,800
No. No, no,
no, no, no.
578
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,920
Do you know
how many different
varieties of cabbage
579
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,400
they have at the farm
your friend despatched us to?
580
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,440
Three hundred.
581
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:10,520
My favourite was the uh,
Klatchian Clutcher.
582
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,040
-You don't dig it up?
-[GRUNTS]
583
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,040
It jumps out
of the ground at you.
584
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,160
Such a persistent vegetable.
585
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,840
[SCREAMS AND GROANS]
586
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,680
Keeps coming at you.
587
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,640
Just will not give up.
588
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:30,240
-[GROANS]
-[GRUNTS]
589
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,720
The only way to stop it.
Is to cut out its heart.
590
00:38:35,240 --> 00:38:36,240
[GRUNTS]
591
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,720
There is no power vacuum
in The Assassins' Guild.
592
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,160
And there will be
no election.
593
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,800
Or witnesses.
Remember?
594
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,120
[GRUNTS]
595
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,240
[GROANS]
596
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,520
-[GASPS]
-[GROANS]
597
00:38:58,920 --> 00:38:59,720
[GRUNTS]
598
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,240
Yes, I didn't
see anything.
599
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,800
ALICE: No, wait.
600
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,200
You really are a good singer.
601
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,480
No!
602
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,840
-Um...
-I'm so sorry about that.
603
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,560
I had some business
to take care of.
604
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,000
You've got...
605
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,320
Sam how do you always manage
to have such filthy skin?
606
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,080
You... You, uh...
607
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:41,560
And those scrawny little legs
really do need fattening up.
608
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,200
Look, what I'm trying
to tell you is, uh...
609
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,320
My legs need what?
610
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,760
Nutrition.
I'll sort it out.
611
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,320
-Sybil.
-Sam.
612
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,760
-Sybil.
-Sam.
613
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960
You have a fork
in your back.
614
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520
A what?
615
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,760
So I have.
616
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,600
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
617
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,400
I should take that out.
618
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,800
Well. If you're still here
when I get back,
619
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:14,360
then I'll know
you're really mine.
620
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,800
Well, that was well
and truly wedged in...
621
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,000
deep.
622
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:46,720
Sam?
623
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,040
REALM RECEPTIONIST:
The following announcement
is for your safety.
624
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,560
As a mortal being in an interdimensional eternity
625
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,120
please keep away
from the edge.
626
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,880
If you fall,
you will fall forever.
627
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,560
And die forever.
In eternal, endless agony.
628
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,160
Enjoy your visit
to the Observers' Realm.
629
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,280
I thought you
weren't our enemy?
630
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,840
I wasn't.
631
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,720
VIMES: Oh, bollocks.
632
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,280
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