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- [Player] Three, two, one.

- [Rugby Team] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10!

- [Player] Three, two, one.

- [Rugby Team] One, two, three, four,

five, six. Seven, eight, nine, ten.

- No more fucking rubbish, no laughing.

Get on that field and lets do the fucking thing, okay?

Getting sick of getting a fucking hiding, every week.

We're getting smashed, eh.

We gotta pull our fucking finger out of our arse.

Get out there and fucking smash these cunts, eh?

(team exhaling)

(team inhaling)

(team exhaling)

- [Coach] Come on boys, we know our jobs.

Get out there and do it.

Straight away eh, straight away.

- Leave your heart out here on the field, eh.

Leave everything out there, eh.

- Part of the jersey, part of the club.

- Fucking hard bro, lets go hard.

- Let's go boys at Reporoa, eh?

(team chanting)

(players shouting)

- [Crowd] Oh!

- [Crowd Member] Take him out, get him out!

- Oh, no.

- But wait, there's more. - Aw, shit.

- One more play. - Nah, that'll do.

- Full time Ref! - Nah, few more minutes yet.

- [Crowd Member] Yeah, we're playing injury time now.

- [Crowd Member] Getting thirsty!

- [Crowd Member] Irrigation's about to start, sir!`

It's on a timer.

(whistle screeching)

(light orchestral music)

(tractor engine rumbling)

(light orchestral music)

(motorbike engine revving)

- [Kelvin] Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

(cow mooing)

Come on!

(cows mooing)

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

(cows mooing)

(hooves crunching)

(water spurting)

(players shouting)

- [Player] I was worried, I was worried.

Last season training's paid off.

- [Player] Go, go, go!

- [Player] Hold it, hold it, hold it.

- [Player] First touch, go on.

- Oh, don't leave me!

- Your youth is gone!

- Get them, Peanut!

Peanut!

- Aw. - Fuck, Peanut!

(players shouting)

- Shit. - Wide ball.

- [Player] All the way through me.

Ah, what a try.

- [Player] Warm, eh?

- [Coach] Hey guys, just come in a minute.

We come through last year, was a shit year.

And the guys who played, actually know what it was like.

But, basically.

The commitment this year is not to lose any game.

To go through the whole season unbeaten.

I don't know when the club's done it the last time.

We did it once.

So we start off where we are,

division two, win the playoffs.

And your job is to get the club back in division one,

for next season.

And let's have a bit of fun, because you know.

It's not much fun at the moment,

the way the season is.

With milking any way.

So let's try and get the club humming a little bit,

and get that spirit in.

We'll get some spectators down again,

cause it's winning rugby.

Then that club will start building and lifting.

Easy.

(water spurting)

- A lot of our support, sorta...

Has crumbled in the last couple of years.

Cause no one wants to come and watch a team

that's getting pumped by 60 points every game, eh.

So, people lose interest.

People don't want to play for, for a shit team, you know.

For a team that no one cares if they...

If we win or lose.

So yeah, winning is, is important.

Especially this year.

I think I'm going to hang my boots up

after the season, yeah.

But I said that a couple of seasons ago,

and I'm still here, eh.

So, we'll see.

(cows mooing)

Mum and dad still do a little bit on the farm,

so if I get injured, you know.

It sort of falls back on them.

Which is not very fair.

Cause I'm, you know...

They're trying to...

Let it go to me, but...

If I'm injured and I can't sorta, front up to work.

It's not really helping anyone, is it?

But nah, I suppose that's all part of it, eh?

Battle scars.

(light orchestral music)

(light orchestral music continues)

(children laughing)

- Oi, practice with your left foot boy!

You're only allowed use your left foot, out here.

- That's my weak- - Yeah, well.

That's why you gotta use your left foot.

- Well, that's my weak one!

- Well that's why you gotta use your left foot.

If I catch you, I won't bring you down again.

- It's gotta rain soon I think, surely.

- One day. - One day.

- We're one day closer. - One day closer.

- Gotta stay optimistic.

(children laughing)

- [Kelvin] You two, stop it.

- [Child] Ugh, fine.

- Enough food for the winter and stuff?

- Oh...

Mid to av.

Yeah, we'll cut their numbers back a bit more.

(clears throat) Depends when it starts growing,

when it starts raining, depends when.

Rough life, what's the story?

How many farmers have to hang themselves,

before you declare it a drought?

(children chattering)

(mellow pop music)

(machines rattling)

(hooves tapping)

- You've had breakfast already?

- Yeah.

- Troy, why haven't you finished your breakfast?

- I'm getting dressed first.

- Are you putting clean undies on?

- [Troy] Yes.

- You really? - Do I have to?

- Yes you do have to. - Aw.

- [Troy] Luke's not changing them.

- Luke change your undies.

Do you want two yogurts?

- Yeah.

- Run out to the car...

Or, the ute.

The ute.

And at the back of the ute, there's those McFlurry spoons.

Go and get those two spoons, and we'll wash them.

Go.

- There's some-

Oh, we might just about be able to rattle up enough...

- Food. - Yeah, boy.

- [Luke] I don't know where it is.

Down on the ground? - I saw it.

No, it's on the backseat.

Or, where I put tea last night.

- I don't like Vogel's. - The spoons, hurry up!

- I don't like Vogel's.

- Well you gotta have it,

cause it looks good for the teacher.

There's heaps of Nutella on it.

Hurry up, go and get those spoons for your yogurts.

- Yeah, heaps.

- Go get spoons for the yogurts, hurry up.

- What, and me?

- Yeah, hurry up.

- Luke, you grab one.

And I'll grab one.

- Thank you.

(Car engine roaring)

- I hate Rules.

- Why? What do you want to do?

- I want to play video games.

- How? - At our Mum's.

- Oh, you want to play video games?

- Yes.

- Well, who's going to make the video games

if there's no rules?

Who's gonna turn up to make the video games,

if there's no rules?

From who?

Who's gonna be at the shop, because there's no rules?

- Just get somebody else-

- So, is it a good idea having rules?

- No, we just...

We could just steal them.

- Well you can't steal, is that good or bad?

- Bad. - Well...

Why do you want to be bad?

Hard case...

Hard case world, to put into you kids.

Is that right, geez.

Lucky you boys aren't in charge then.

- [Coach] Push through, Sean.

Don't stop.

You can't stop in rugby Lee.

- [Player] Come on boys, stay alive!

You're soft, eh.

- Oh Tyler, are you playing rugby?

You'd be in the under sevens rugby.

- All right, I want everyone to run

to the furthest away outline and back again, please.

(children shouting)

- That's right.

Go Robbie, you gotta run.

Oh wait, where do you belong?

- Under...

Under 10's.

- Under 10's, down there.

With er, Phil.

Phil, you got another one!

Marcus you gotta call pop,

otherwise he might pop it to you.

And if he doesn't pop it to you,

you can't score tries.

Stop, righto listen.

I just said some words of wisdom, there.

If we don't call for it,

how you gonna score a try?

- We can't, 'cause-

- Oh, so you gotta call for it!

Who likes scoring tries?

- [All Chant] Me!

(children chattering)

- Go Matthew.

Three cheers for our first training.

- Three cheers for our first training, hip...

- [All] Hooray!

- Hip... - Hooray!

- Hip... - Hooray!

- Lucky it's our first training,

cause that was pretty pathetic.

But we'll work on that.

So, now we've got things to work on.

So, we got tap and passing to work on at home.

Next week, we'll do our...

We're gonna work on our three cheers at the end of it,

and whatnot.

So listen, well done.

Oh actually, one last thing.

Find the person next to you,

and pat him on the back.

Or, her.

And say well done.

- [All] Well done!

- Righto that's all, training's over.

- [Kid] Yeah, I can get a drink!

- [Coach] Righto, thank you.

(quad bike engine revving)

(cow mooing)

(water spurting)

- One day I hope to own my own farm.

20, I dunno.

10, 15, 20 years, own my own farm.

10 years manager, contract milk or 50/50.

Wanna own a small herd of cows in 15 years, so.

Be quite good to have my own farm.

Be able to sit in a lazy boy chair,

and not milk any cows anymore.

Have workers doing it.

I played rugby when I was at school.

Just, you know team and...

Don't know really why you play rugby, to be fair.

I think it's to work up the thirst for afterwards.

(light orchestral music)

(truck engines revving)

- What are we doing? - No, we'll drench them.

- Nah, what are we- - Hopper.

- Yeah, 'cause the last time we got into a wound...

Yeah, they did a wounding.

(players shouting)

(light orchestral music)

(rain spattering)

- [Player] Woo-hoo!

(players laughing)

(players shouting)

(rain spattering)

- Well, the first game is Saturday.

But the most important thing is, you are the squad now.

- [Player] Just get in there, and help the hoards out.

- [Player] Yeah, that's a big call eh?

(all laughing)

(light orchestral music)

(rain spattering)

(players chattering)

- Have you seen Beech this morning, George?

- Yeah, he's still shifting cows.

(players chattering)

- This game is really important, out here.

It's a home.

You may be B's, but I don't really care.

We're gonna leave this ground today,

they know what's on, play Reporoa at home.

So, communities all got together.

And we show as a team we are all together, as well.

As part of a community as well.

- [Player] All right boys, listen up, firing up here!

- Fucking eh. - Let's go boys, amp up!

Come on boys, come in tight eh?

- Come on boys, we want to start well today, eh.

First competition game of the season.

Like go out there like we mean it, eh?

Like we mean it, boys.

- This is us, eh boys.

This is where it starts, today.

- On our toes, please.

(feet tapping)

- [Player] How long we got boys?

- [Player] 10 minutes, 10 minutes.

(whistle screeching)

(players shouting)

- [Crowd Member] Go, black!

Get 'them big boys, get 'them!

Get on it, get on it!

- [Player] Yeah, yeah, he's down!

(players shouting)

(crowd clapping)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

- [Crowd Member] Welcome to Reporoa!

- [Crowd Member] Over the line, again.

- [Crowd Member] Nice one, boys!

And Mick.

(players chattering)

- What's up, boys.

Hard push boys, hard push.

- [Referee] Okay, crouch.

Touch.

Set!

(players grunting)

(players shouting)

(players shouting)

(whistle screeching)

(whistle screeching)

(whistle screeching)

(whistle screeching)

- [Player] Guys, guys, guys!

Stay out of it, stay out of it.

Come down, come down!

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

(joyful orchestral music)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

- Nathan, well done mate.

Thanks, John.

(players laughing)

- Well done out there, looked really good.

So again, we build on this for next week.

We know how we can play.

And we play like this each week.

Well done guys.

- [Player] Woo-hoo!

(players chattering)

(players laughing)

(light orchestral music)

(machine creaking)

(truck engines idling)

- [Coach] Next round.

(players shouting)

- [Player] Don't touch 'them!

- [Player] Get back to second!

Go back to second! - Go back to second, Peanut!

Ah, yeah!

- [Player] Nah, cut it out.

- [Player] Ah, leave it there.

- Peanut! - Peanut!

- [Player] Peanut's up.

Peanut, just grubber it boy.

(players laughing)

- [Player] Bro, don't you know how to play sport?

It ain't fucking tinky winks.

- That was heinous, penis.

- Penis, he's under pressure.

- [Player] Catch it, catch it!

- [Player] Fuck!

What did I tell you, you numb nuts!

- Peanut, you're so shit.

(players laughing)

- [Referee] Yeah, keep it down low okay.

- Oh, the ref's helping him now?

(players shouting)

- [Player] Nah, you can't be expecting me...

(all laughing)

- [Player] Hurry up!

Peanut!

(all laughing)

- Oh my god!

(players clapping)

- [Player] Oh my god.

- [Player] I thought you said you were going left.

The village idiot is under pressure.

We've got a contender.

- [Player] Opposite end.

- Ah, look at the banker. - Yeah.

(birds tweeting)

- Straight away, you're thinking of knocking him out

on the first round, with your right hand.

- Yeah. - Okay?

You gotta, you gotta lose that.

Just think.

First round, you're gonna feel them out

and wear gonna them down.

Gonna give 'them 20 smacks to the nose.

And your best part, is going to be your left jab.

- Yep. - The whole time,

I could see you trying to work up to the big right.

Mate, I could have had you on the ground

in the first round, with six of these.

- Yep. - Okay?

And that's all it is.

Boom, one.

Two...

Three, four, you know?

He's gonna think, fuck.

And then he's going to come with a right cross.

You're gonna step out of the way.

Right cross, straight back at him.

Fucking hell.

He's gonna think, shit what's happened here?

Okay?

- Holy fuck! (laughs)

Don't think I've ever-

- Hurry up.

One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five.

Must be burning, cause you're going awfully ugly now.

Basically, what our game plan.

Is you're gonna go in there,

and you're just gonna go balls out.

Okay?

And this guy's gonna get tired.

You're gonna stand there, and just go at him.

And make him do some work.

Then hopefully, he'll get that tired.

He'll drop his hands, and then something's gonna connect.

- Yeah fine, fuck that hurts. - Let's go.

You smell like cow.

Keep going, just go till you bottom out.

I wouldn't call that a press-up, either.

You know that's not a press-up.

- I know.

(bus engine revving)

(kids chattering)

- Four times six? - Yeah, four times six.

So, you got four lots of six.

So, what's six add six? - 12?

- Precisely.

Plus six? - 12?

(bus engine roaring)

- [Bus Driver] Where's the parking?

- Straight up, straight by the big power pole thingy.

- Next to...

- [Driver] By that other bus?

- Yeah.

- Pull it in, pull it in.

- Keep moving, boys.

Up and down, up and down.

Breathe in and out, in and out.

Well done boys, let's get a bit of feeling eh?

Into it.

Fuck this is us, eh boys.

I don't want you to fuck around.

Let's hit these cunts today, boys.

We've got everything to fucking prove out there, eh?

- Big statement, eh boys.

Big statement.

We're not supposed to be down in this grade.

We ain't fucking scared of these cunts, eh?

- Yep. - Yeah.

- Plenty of talk.

Plenty of talk, boys. - Talk, talk, talk.

- That's us boys in the park.

- And don't walk eh, we- - Enough chatter, boys.

Let's wrap this up.

- Who are we? - Reporoa!

- Who are we? - Reporoa!

- Who are we? - Reporoa!

(players chanting)

- Come on boys. - Into it!

- [Referee] Touch.

Set.

(ruck shouting)

- [Player] Outside, outside!

- [Crowd Member] Kieran, with soft hands.

- Go Peanut, go! - Go on, boy!

- [Crowd Member] Yeah, Normie!

(all shouting)

- Come on! - Keep driving!

- Why aren't you playing?

- I'm too old.

Wait till the second half.

They'll be even more tired, like I am.

- I'll hop on for you.

(whistle screeching)

- Man up, boys.

- Man up's the call.

- [All] Three, two, one, play on!

(players shouting)

(crowd shouting)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

- Did dad get it?

Dad, did you get the try? - Uh, uh.

- No fair, you just missed it!

(players shouting)

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

- Big roar!

Three cheers for Whaka!

(all chanting)

One for the ref!

(all chanting)

And our supporters.

(all chanting)

- Cheers mate. - Well done, boys.

(players chattering)

- [Coach] Right, it wasn't pretty to watch.

And probably wasn't pretty to play,

but a win's a win guys.

That's the main thing.

All right, we could've scored by more.

Been a bit of white line feed there, occasionally.

But when we did put it out the back

with overlaps, it worked well.

So, a good test for us.

A good wake up call.

Everyone there on Tuesday.

Tuesday, 06:30.

(men chattering)

- What tube ah yeah, what shall we call it?

Mate, I'll tell you a story about a fun weekend.

Called blue.

And every time you did a funnel you had to say,

"You're my boy, blue."

And if you didn't, you'd do another one.

Peanut.

Right you gotta say, you're my boy, blue, afterwards.

- Afterwards? - Yeah.

Hurry up, bro.

Oh, fuck boy.

What are you up to then?

You want some carpet?

Go, top it, top, top, top!

- Fuck, you're my blue, boy blue.

(all laughing)

- I reckon O'Reilly.

- [All] Ah!

- Peanut!

(all laughing)

- [All] Ah!

(all cheering)

- He was holding it.

- Junior, hurry up.

- You can't turn it down.

- I'll pick now...

Chesney.

- Nah, nah.

He's fucking funnel master, bro.

- Nah, he's got soft for Jonno mate.

As you can see.

(all laughing)

- Just like to thank Whaka, for having us here today.

Eh, you guys have put on a pretty...

Pretty mean date, eh.

Hopefully you guys are, playing you at home next time.

And we can return the favor.

Our player of the day today, is Stevie.

And, um, Reece.

And I just want to call Pom up here.

This is Al, he's just come from England.

And he's playing for us.

He played one game, and um...

He pulled a testicle.

(all laughing)

He was actually going to be our touch...

He was actually going to be our touch judge, today.

And the ref walked up there,

and said, no, no, I want an adult to do it.

(all laughing)

So he's our dick of the day, today.

And he's gonna get punished on the bus.

(all laughing)

(team chattering)

- Just park up here? - Just park up here, yeah.

- Fucking hell John Junior, getting a bit rough.

- What's wrong with that?

- It's nice.

- You fucking do it then.

- I'll drink it. - Go on then.

- If I drink it, will you drink one?

- I told ya, I'll do spirits.

I'm not doing that.

- It's your initiation, you don't get a choice.

You don't get a choice.

- Aw, well he'll only do a half.

- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. - No, he won't.

- Okay. (laughs)

- Stop fucking around, boy.

- Ah, good work.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- I'm gonna be...

I'm your father figure.

It's only going to get worse from here, boy.

(glasses clinking)

- Don't break it.

- What's booming?

(man burping)

(all laughing)

(all cheering)

(all laughing)

- Smeagol!

Good shit, boy.

(bus engine roaring)

- I'm getting picked on.

- Don't take it all to heart.

You've taken it the wrong way.

- Initiations are not everything.

Don't worry about it.

- Why are you getting upset man?

You're part of the team, now.

- You guys are fucking crazy.

- He's an emotional drunk.

- I will. - Why?

No, I wouldn't cry.

- Cause you just tried to kill me.

- Just stop now, and let is go.

- No honestly- - Take a deep breath.

And let it go. - Honestly.

- You've had it easy.

You should see what fucking happened to me.

It happened to probably everyone here, everyone.

- What, so got started on?

- We fucking, we get a hiding.

- You guys, that's rugby men.

Oi don't worry about it, man.

- Nah!

But what's the point, what's the point in-

- Shh, stop now, stop now. - No, why?

- Cause we've had enough, we've had enough.

- It's done.

- We're done, it's done.

We just move on.

- We move on, start again on Tuesday.

- Start again on Tuesday, bro.

- It'll be all forgotten about.

- It'll be all forgotten.

- You've gotta stop.

(bus engine revving)

(soft rock music)

- This is your team bro, and that's my team.

Three, two, one!

(all shouting)

(all cheering)

- We're almost there, anyway.

- Fuck, this is a fucking state, eh?

- Hey, they might be all Pom's tears.

- (laughs) Fucking Pom Bear.

- You can do everything with a mop.

- Yeah.

(muffled chattering)

(rope whistling)

- It's like you've been skipping for a year,

you still can't do it.

Usually people pick things up quicker than that,

but it's all right.

You're doing well.

- I have been concentrating on rooting heaps,

picked that up pretty quickly.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Well you should try putting more energy into skipping.

- Nah, bro.

Seventeen bro, gotta root, gotta root.

- Yeah, skipping is hard.

Root you only think about one thing, in and out.

Skipping you gotta like, try and work your hands

with your feet and your head.

You can't do that.

- I can't do that, bro.

I can't do that.

- Once you can master all three sort of things,

then you know that your sex life will get even better!

- My sex life's just fine.

Her old man's an ex-cop.

He gave me a talking to when I first went there.

- Did he? - I was like, what the fuck?

- What did he say?

- He was like,

Son, if you're going to root her tarp up.

These were his words like,

Son, if you're going to root her tarp up.

If you don't, I'll chop the fucking thing off.

If you get her pregnant, then you just stay with her.

If you get her pregnant and run.

I'll kill you and fucking bury you in the back lawn.

I was like, whoa!

(both laughing)

- Okay, all we gonna do is just gonna face up.

Okay, we're just gonna do some light sparring.

We're not going to stop light sparring.

You're not even gonna hit me, okay?

You're just going to be moving around, cool?

And I'm gonna be just coming in,

and doing light sparring, okay?

Don't laugh!

- I won't, I'll give you a fucking hook too.

- It's not a laughing matter.

Keep going.

That's it, that's the way.

Keep going.

The first thing...

About...

Being angry...

- Fucking hell.

- Okay, don't get angry.

Come on.

Hurry up.

- Oh, fucking hell.

- You don't get angry.

Cause as soon as you get angry, you lose it.

Okay?

Now keep going.

That's the way.

Come on, get up.

Come on, one more.

And then we're done.

Come on.

Last one, let's go.

(light orchestral music)

- Show me all you got. - All right.

- Is that all you got?

- No, it isn't actually.

Is that all you got? - No.

- When you's go inside,

you're going to have a shower straight away.

- Why?

- Do I really have to say?

- Dad? - Yeah, mate?

- Do you know where the handle is, to lift up the fire?

- Have a look in that box. - Oh.

- Are you finding it?

Have you looked under the chair?

- No.

- Come, look under there.

A-ha!

Mm hm. - It's not.

- Grab that off the vacuum cleaner.

All right, look out.

- What's this. - Tell you.

- Look, dad!

It's socks.

- [Luke] Oh no!

You might fill your things to get us.

- Oh Luke, just get your shoes.

Hey, is that my sock or your sock?

Oh you get it on, hurry up.

- Ah, yeah.

- I thought I was going to be-

- That's why you wear undies.

Cause you never know

when you're going to be tying your shoelaces up,

next to me on the couch.

- So he can see you.

- I don't wanna see your nonsense.

- Emma went shopping!

(Kelvin mumbling)

- What?

- [Player] Six, two, four, eight!

Five, six, nine.

- Good lifting, guys.

- Six, four, two, four.

- What's the story there?

- What, the whole story?

- Well, we got issues? - Uh?

- Have we got issues. - Oh, nah.

- There's things in New Zealand

like AA and that, you can go to.

And they'll help you out with your drinking.

- (laughs) Not it was just a- - What?

- It was just a mind fuck, that's all.

- A what? - A mind fuck.

What? - It just confused me.

- What, drinking?

- Oh no, no.

That's fine. - What?

- No, don't worry.

- Was it from when that ref told...

Said, didn't want a kid doing the touch judge.

- That was it.

- That put you on the back foot, didn't it?

- From there on, there yeah.

Just got me. - It did.

- [Player] Same call, six, three, four, three!

One, yup!

- Too high.

- You not fancy a bus trip?

- Ah, no.

I was pissed off I dropped the ball,

and didn't score that try.

Fucked me off.

Left foot, Troy!

- Come on! - What was that?

- [Coach] Let's go again!

Off we go!

- [Luke] See!

- Yeah, well use it all the time.

I see you using your right foot,

I'm gonna put it in the car.

(machine rattling)

Just probably being hard and fair,

is probably the main thing, yeah.

Yeah, hard and fair player.

You can't be hard, I've never been a dirty player.

But, I've...

Sort of had a name as a...

When I was fitter and younger, I was able to deal to people.

But always legitimately.

That's what the rules are.

That's what the game's like, yeah.

It's just a modern form of being a gladiator, I suppose.

Not many other sports you can go out and batter someone.

Just use the rules that are there.

Shoulders, arms, tackle them, ruck them.

And then afterward you have a beer with them,

and you're all mates.

I stopped playing and, ah...

Yeah, just went mad.

It was about two weeks, and this is not right.

It was when...

I think it was when the boys were born.

Just when the boys were born, I was still with their mother.

Like, kids at home.

I thought ah yeah, I'll be responsible.

And give up playing rugby.

Got twins, and nah.

I just went mad.

Don't...

I can't explain it.

It was just something that you'd always done.

And gra...

It was like riding a, yeah.

I just couldn't explain it, it was just...

I should be somewhere else, on a Saturday.

Like I say, if you've done it since you were four years old.

Every Saturday, rugby.

Yeah.

Every Saturday over winter, that's been rugby.

(players shouting)

- [Crowd Member] What the heck was that.

- Good work Peanut, you must've threw it to him.

- [Coach] Let's go, boys!

- [Crowd Member] Go Broom, go Broomie!

Oh, no!

- [Crowd Member] Ah shit.

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd clapping)

- [Crowd Member] Let's go, Reporoa!

- It's seven up, eh. - Yep.

- I'm not normally off with words, guys.

But we're playing the bottom team of this competition.

The way they're playing, is they should be beating us.

That was the most pathetic half of rugby,

we've played all year.

So let's hopefully, from this whistle.

We get ahead of ourselves.

Come on, guys.

We've got our supporters out here.

They've heard all good things about us.

How well Reporoa's Going.

Let's nail it this half guys, come on.

We talk, and talk, and talk.

We got semi's and finals coming up!

We don't even deserve to be in it,

we carry on playing as we are now.

- Let's go, boys. - Let's go, boys.

- Bring it in boys, let's go!

Want mongrel in the backs too, guys.

As well as the fronts, all of us.

- Go and put that second up his arse.

- Yeah, bro.

Let's fucking speen his skull up, eh.

- Hands in - Let's go, boys.

- Get a fucking mongrel on three, eh?

Three, two, one. - [All] Mongrel!

(players shouting)

(crowd shouting)

(whistle screeching)

(car horns honking)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd clapping)

(light orchestral music)

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

(players shouting)

- Good drive, oh.

- Oh Rig, it's still going.

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

(car horns honking)

- [Crowd Member] Undefeated!

- Right, you want the scores? - Yes please.

- Whaka Black, 48.

Waikite, 10.

Ngongo, 20.

Rotoiti, 10.

Whaka Red, 27.

Boraborough, 24.

And we're at home next week.

- Bro, are you boxing?

Who are you fighting?

Is he a young farmer? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is it a Young Farmer's do?

- Yeah, Young Farmer's 'Charity Fight for Life'

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- Tuna, are you gonna give the boxer walk.

Walk in there, and donk, donk, donk.

Eh? (laughs)

- Without too much further ado,

I'd like to call up Adam for EP's

Say a few words about the game today, please.

- Thank you to Reporoa, and thanks to the ref anyway.

If he's still here,

I think he might have went back to milk some cows or...

(all laughing)

No, but um...

Too much for Reporoa, too much for the bar.

For our ladies at the back, here.

Both, thank you's.

I think we have a quick feed, and shoot off.

I think there is a party back in town.

(all laughing)

Good luck on the rest of the season, bro.

I think you's are going...

Following through to the throw down.

Oi, smash those fellas over there.

- Ah, I just wanna welcome EP.

It's been a while since...

Any of us have played you guys, eh.

We didn't know anything about you fellas, coming out here.

You guys didn't come out here to fuck around, eh.

You stuck it to us.

I'll call up our dick of the day is, Nick Holt.

(crowd cheering)

We had a clean game until he came on.

But nah, cheers EP.

Have a good night, boys.

- You ask Gear if he'd like to come up

as player of day, please.

(crowd clapping)

- Cheers boss.

Buffalo!

(crowd cheering)

♪ Sometimes, with all of your hopes. ♪

♪ And all of your dreams. ♪

(crowd chattering)

(men laughing)

- My name's Peanut.

I'm a dairy farmer.

I'm a 21C.

Which means- - Second to the boss.

- When the boss is-

When the bosses aren't there, I'm in charge.

- They're doing... - Boxing.

- They're doing boxing.

- Would you like to come and see me?

- She lives in Wellington.

- My goodness, there's so many eligible bachelors

up here, right?

- But the thing is...

What is your number?

- That's the question.

(soft rock music)

- You're too drunk.

(crowd chattering)

(Peanut singing)

- I need a beer.

(crowd drowns out Peanut)

(birds tweeting)

(motorbike engine revving)

(horn blaring)

(horn blaring)

(soft orchestral music)

(soft orchestral music continues)

(quad bike engine revving)

(soft orchestral music continues)

- [Commentator] Smith, Cruden again.

And way over flicking.

Nuvanna went down immediately.

He's played it inside, to free Du Preez.

That is an exceptional kick!

Deep into All Black territory.

(light orchestral music)

- One, two, three.

No, next monster in one...

- I need more time!

- And then was two.

- Where's the ball? - Three.

- I'm just gonna hide mine under my blanket.

- Now into bed, all right, into bed.

Good night, boys.

Did you get your rugby stuff you have to get in the morning?

- Yeah.

- You got your rugby stuff? - Yeah.

- You haven't though, eh. - No.

- You'll do it in the morning?

- He's only got...

To find his t-shirt.

- It's right down in. - Okay, goodnight.

Goodnight, my big seven year old.

Goodnight, love you's. - Love you.

Straight to sleep, now.

- [Commentator] High pressure, center stage.

It's going to dominate.

So of course,

we've been talking about how cold it has been tonight.

Should be just a wee bit warmer,

than the last few nights.

And then during the day, we've got...

- Order!

I will have order in this court.

Broomy, order!

- All right, Mr Broomfield.

- Ah, I'd just like to say that...

Oi fuck off with that prodder, for one.

(all laughing)

Because I have a case to present.

I'd just like to say that, a few weeks ago.

The first time we actually played Whaka.

The first Whaka game we played...

I was given the captaincy, which was a huge honor.

To captain such an awesome team.

And...

As I did.

And when it came to the kicking.

You know, no one said anything to me.

So I just thought, I'll do it.

And...

And I missed twice.

And it wasn't until halfway through the game,

I had one fella tell me,

oh fuck, I can kick 'them from anywhere.

And so Reece, Mr. Williams.

(crowd cheering)

I'd like to bring Mr. Williams,

and Mr. McPherson to the...

To the floor.

We could've won that game by more.

Except...

We had two, I reckon it was selfishness.

(all laughing)

- I second that, I second that.

- In my defense-

- And I'd like to say, you know.

This is, we're a team.

We're a close team.

And winning is our main goal.

But obviously, these two had other things in mind.

(all laughing)

- I dunno, who says...

- In my defense, listening- - I don't think anyone cares.

- Who tries to talk.

(all laughing)

(gavel knocking)

- I nominate Mr. Hawthorne, here.

Everyone here remembers a certain Tuesday night.

How many fuck ups did you make?

- All of them!

- How many? - A few.

- It was three I believe, so I believe that's three cans.

- Nah, nah.

- Three cans! - Nah.

- Oh, no!

(players shouting)

- Beeching, you drink half of that boy.

Yup, that'll do.

Beeching's getting laid tonight.

(all laughing)

(players cheering)

- Ready?

(players cheering)

(all laughing)

(players whistling)

(all cheering)

(all shouting)

- Order!

- Doggie, doggie, doggie.

- Order!

(quad bike engine revving)

(cow mooing)

(cow grunting)

- Good girl, you just keep that enthusiasm up.

(cow mooing)

No, don't go down.

Come on, girl.

(cow grunting)

(dog barking)

- Hello.

Penis? - I heard that.

- Yup.

Righto, sweet as.

All right, boy.

- Dad, we heard that. - Yeah.

- Dad, does...

Does penis do boxing?

- Yeah, he tries to mate.

He's not very good.

- Are we coming? - No.

- Oh, why?

Who will we be with?

- Oh, well I haven't even thought that far yet.

I don't even know if we can get tickets to it, yet.

- But is he going to do boxing?

- Yeah.

He's going to get beaten up by a 14 year old.

- Dad, but can we please come.

At a match?

Dad, is it at a match? - Yeah.

- Oh, he would get beaten up. - Yeah.

- You nervous?

Just relax boy.

Fucking hell, you're like Smeagol getting all uptight.

- Fuck that, bro.

- What time are you in the ring?

- Starts at 06:30, so...

- So if you start at 06:30,

it could be on YouTube about 06:32.

(all laughing)

- That's a minute of downloading.

- What about your name?

Got a stage name?

- Nah, it- - Peanut!

Fuck, there's nothing more intimidating

than hearing Peanut over the loudspeaker.

- No, what's your name bro?

- No, I dunno.

I just did a...

- Nat the hammer.

Nat the nail.

- You know it.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Cause I thought it was-

- Peanut, you know it.

- No, cause I was talking...

- Don't lie!

Don't lie, and just tell the truth.

- I was talking to them today.

- Peanut the fucking, the...

- Dominator Hawthorne.

- Nathaniel the Punisher Hawthorne.

- Punish yourself in the toilet, before you go out.

(all laughing)

(bell ringing)

- Is two minutes, okay?

Double jab, right cross.

Hook.

And again.

Sharp, move around.

That's better, that's better.

And again, sharp.

You're doing a lot better than you were doing.

The thing is, you just got to learn to control your anger.

And control your power.

The one thing you don't go around doing is,

going round pertaining to box people either.

Okay?

Heard you've been doing a lot of that, okay?

Cause that's immature stuff.

If you're out on the paddock on the middle, on your own.

You want to bob and weave, bob and weave.

But when other people are there trying to do their work

and bits and pieces.

And having a talk.

They don't expect to see a fucking little jab come.

Okay? - Yeah.

- You don't, you don't...

You just keep it all to yourself.

Don't even talk about it.

Because then people will get to think,

well fuck, I just want this little cunt

to get knocked out now.

So all you do is,

you don't even tell people you're doing shit.

You go and do it for yourself, not anyone else.

Okay?

Okay, we ain't...

We ain't gonna lose.

Well, I don't wanna lose.

- I don't wanna lose.

- That's the best attitude.

You're not gonna lose,

but you're not gonna get jumped up.

And cocky about it.

We're going to jump in there, and do it.

Sweet, we're done.

- I'll see you tomorrow.

- Yeah, bro.

You're doing well, - Yeah.

- Holy crap, I'm after...

It's going to be an after midnight, boys.

- You're in trouble, boy.

Should have another one. (laughs)

- That's the good thing about being single young fella, eh.

Old faithful's still there.

- Miss palm, eh?

- I don't have to worry about waking anyone up!

- Probably cause you'd rather go home to my fucking wife.

(all laughing)

- Ah, mate.

She knows what's up.

(all laughing)

- This is only reason we're winning games.

It's cause we're having bonding sessions.

(all laughing)

(cows mooing)

- Hey!

- Hey!

- Hey!

(quad bike revving)

(farmer whistling)

(quad bike engine revving)

- Morning son, what are you up to?

Just find your...

Have you got your uniforms on?

Uniforms on first.

Make your lunch.

Have breakfast.

Then find your rugby gears.

What, so you don't do all the rest of the things?

You won't be going to rugby practice,

so you won't need your rugby gears.

And then tidy the house.

All those clothes gotta be away, and tidy your rooms.

Otherwise, no rugby practice.

- Oh no, it is wonky.

- Yeah, kid.

- I'm not a kid.

- I ain't.

- Do you think we need to cut it.

Ah, needs some more.

- Troy, come here!

- What?

- Come here!

- We're making our lunches. - Here!

- What? - Here!

- We're making our lunches.

- Where's Troy?

Troy, come here!

Show me your undies.

- Well done!

- Are you gonna hook into it tomorrow night, after the game?

Yeah I suppose, don't mind me.

- Dad and I can do it on Sunday morning.

- Nah, I'll be here on Sunday morning.

(all laughing)

- [Dad] His body might be. (laughs)

- Y'all, seriously.

- Serious, though. - Serious.

Better go feed these cows, I suppose.

- [Mum] Yeah, frost is gone.

Sun's trying to come through.

(quad bike engine revving)

- Are you still doing that?

Here now, get those!

Get those, quick!

Wave you arms and make a noise.

Quick, both of you's.

Over there.

- Get outta there, little-

- Chase them, chase them up.

- Here Troy, look up!

Right, I'm gonna beat you!

Get them, that's it.

Now we're talking, now we're talking.

Wave your arms, quick.

You gotta chase them up!

Quick, hold up, hold up!

Tackle position, Kayden!

Nah, you gotta do tackle position.

You were tackled.

- Tackle him Kayden, tackle him!

- [Kelvin] Get them Troy, go get the ball!

Get the ball, Troy!

Ah Luke, he got it off you.

(kids shouting)

Luke, go get in the car now!

I saw that.

No, you get in the car, you don't leg trip people.

You get in the car, before you get a smacked bum.

You don't leg trip people, get in the car.

- Give me my ball.

- No, I'm gonna pop it.

Get in the car.

Hey Jared, go!

You don't leg trip people.

(children shouting)

We don't do leg trips, okay?

If I see anyone, and you ask your parents.

If I see a leg trip, like Luke Thomas did.

He got my boot up his bum,

and if I see that from anyone else too.

Cause they're very dangerous,

and it's not part of the game.

Well done everyone, I'll see ya.

And no leg tripping.

- [Coach] Same time, under seven's.

09:30. - 09:30!

- I'm just coming.

(car tires crunching)

(car engine revving)

- Are you taking a short cut, dad?

You should be winning, dad!

I'm gonna do that.

- Broomy, Broomy, Broomy!

- That's it Cal, well done mate.

- I want it, who wants it?

Who got it?

Who wants it?

- [Luke] Come on!

(all shouting)

- Each week from now, is gonna be like the finals.

We trip up, we don't go any further.

Our season's over.

I know there's a lot of commitment for everyone

with farm and the work,

but unbeaten is a really nice feeling, guys.

I can tell you that.

And you guys have got on the piss enough.

You've played enough.

So now it's team character, all right?

That's something that they can't take away from you.

(crowd chattering)

- [Announcer] Now I'm not the prettiest guy,

and I know that.

But out now, we've got a couple

of really attractive young ladies up here.

And let me introduce to you tonight,

our Young Farmer's Boxing Fight Night, ring girls.

Make your way, girls!

(crowd cheering)

Boy oh boy, don't they look good?

Let the boxing battles begin.

Give it up ladies and gentlemen.

For Nat 'Peanut' Hawthorne!

(crowd cheering)

(light orchestral music)

(crowd cheering)

- [Crowd Member] You got them, Peanut!

(light orchestral music)

- [Crowd Member] Get up there, Peanut!

Get in there!

Get him! - Go, Peanut!

(crowd cheering)

(bell ringing)

(crowd cheering)

- You got a bloody nose?

- [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

are you glad you came to fight night?

Let's hear it for them!

(crowd cheering)

Our three judges tonight have a unanimous decision...

Tom 'Cold-Hands' Clearwater!

(crowd cheering)

- At least you're in there, and you've done it.

Life's full of disappointments.

(bus engine revving)

- You need some anti-depressants, eh?

Like a little sooky.

17 years old and getting all depressed on us.

Fuck, what a future.

(players shouting)

(crowd shouting)

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

(bus engine revving)

- What you up to?

Where's Peanut?

Peanut, Peanut!

Come down here, bro.

You're dick of the day, bro.

Come down here.

Close your eyes, I need to show you a team.

Don't smile, don't smile!

Ah, you need a flatter nose.

- I actually heard you did a pretty mean job, Peanut.

- [Both] Ah-wee, um-um-away!

Ah-wee...

Ah-wee, um-um-away!

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- All the ladies are black.

- [Al] All the ladies are black.

- Yeah, they like it from the back.

- [All] Yeah, they like it from the back.

- All the ladies are black.

- [Al] All the ladies are black.

- Yeah, they like it from the back.

- [All] Yeah, they like it from the back.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

- [All] - Tra, la, la, la, la, la, la.

(soft orchestral music)

- Push up. (whistles)

That's it, push up.

(machine gurgling)

(water spurting)

(light orchestral music)

(tractor engine revving)

(light orchestral music)

- This could be our last training, eh?

Let's fucking make it a good one.

- Nothing changes, eh.

Our goal at the start of the season,

is to go through unbeaten.

Which made every game a final.

We couldn't afford to lose one.

So, it's just the same as every other week.

We go out there, we do our jobs, we play footy.

Have a laugh, have a beer.

Enjoy each other's company.

- Let's not get too hyped up.

It is a final, it is at home.

It is ours to lose.

So the confidence you're showing out here tonight,

let's take it through on Saturday.

That communication, all the way though for 80 minutes.

So when you turn up at 01:30, just think about the...

What the jobs are gonna do.

And what your impact's gonna be on the game.

Thanks for the effort, 1 o'clock on Saturday.

(light orchestral music)

(light orchestral music continues)

(all laughing)

- All right guys, when you put these shirts on.

It's entirely up to you,

whether this is the last time you're gonna put them on

for the rest of the season.

It's how much you treasure putting on the Reporoa shirt.

For today...

This is our final.

We're not going to beat these guys half-heartedly.

We want communication and talk, all the time.

Pick up your mates.

Encourage them.

Right has everyone listened to that,

or are we all fuddling around in our own way.

You worked since February for this.

Don't fuck it up at this last minute.

You are Reporoa.

We got a home game all to ourselves.

We leave this field as victorious winners.

There is no second chance today.

- Let's get in there, boys!

- Finals rugby, eh boys.

Start thinking about it, eh.

- All the boys who were here last year,

who put in the yards.

This is what it's about, think about that.

About the hard season we had last season,

and where we are now.

Let's put it in boys, everyone.

We all know.

- Bring it in tight, boys. - Let's go boys.

- Three, two, one.

- [All] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10!

- Three, two, one.

- [All] One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10!

(all chanting)

- Who the fuck are we?

- [All] Reporoa!

(all chanting)

- Go on, boys!

- Let's go, let's go, let's go.

(light orchestral music)

(players shouting)

- [Player] Come on!

- We got 'them boys, we got 'them!

(players shouting)

(crowd cheering)

- Good scrum, boys!

- Ah!

- Eh?

(players shouting)

(crowd shouting)

- Go on Reece, go on Reece!

(whistle screeching)

(crowd cheering)

- Yes, boys.

(players shouting)

(crowd cheering)

- Come on, son.

Fuck!

(crowd shouting)

- A couple of minutes.

- Two minutes.

(crowd shouting)

(players shouting)

(crowd shouting)

(crowd cheering)

(car horns honking)

(crowd cheering)

- Check your watch Ref.

- Full time, Ref!

Come on Ref, what's the time mate?

- Full time, Ref!

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(whistle screeching)

- Oh, now we've got a penalty.

- Come on boys, fuck! - Full time, Ref.

Full time, Ref.

- He's got his arm out.

- He's going to give it a go.

- Full time, Ref!

(crowd shouting)

(crowd shouting)

(light orchestral music)

(players cheering)

(light orchestral music)

(players chanting the Haka)

(crowd cheering)

(quad bike engine revving)

(cow mooing)

(cow mooing)

(cow mooing)

(cow mooing)

(cow mooing)

- Come on girl, there's so much room there

for it to come out.

(cow mooing)

Okay...

Push.

(cow mooing)

(cow mooing)

(quad bike engine idling)

(cow mooing)

(crowd cheering)

- Right, we have two more to go.

This goes to someone who not only performed on the field,

but also performed off the field.

(crowd laughing)

So this new trophy, the Hathaway trophy.

Which is for the team member of the year,

goes to Mr. Broomfield.

(crowd cheering)

(crowd shouting)

- Ladies, and gentlemen.

It has been a massive fucking year for us, eh.

I just want to thank everyone that's give to this club, eh.

And everyone that's come and watched us.

We've been pretty awesome this year, so...

(crowd laughing)

It's been pretty easy for you guys to come down,

and look at us.

(crowd laughing)

All our forwards, mate you guys have been...

Our forwards have been outstanding this year,

but our backs, you know.

We've been pretty much been the eye candy for the ladies.

(crowd laughing)

(crowd cheering)

So uh...

You're welcome.

(crowd laughing)

We're all about giving back to the community, so...

We're gonna scull this all night!

(crowd cheering)

(light rock music)

(quad bike engine revving)

- Fucking bravo.

My trophy got a drink out of?

- Yeah, I couldn't leave it alone

when I went to leave last night.

Your mum says, come on you're outta here!

That'll do, I only had about three swigs.

That was a good night. - Yeah.

- You gonna hang in there for another year?

- Nah, fuck no.

- You said last night, you were gonna!

- Ah, beers.

Too many beers.

- You wait and see, eh.

You wait and see.

- I might be conditioning coach.

- Conditioning coach. (laughs)

Time will tell.

What are you gonna do, if you're not gonna do that?

- Get, take up a...

Take up a hobby. - A hobby. (laughs)

Build model trains, or something.

- Build model trains. (laughs)

- Ah no, I will.

- You will, you wait and see.

(light orchestral music)

- So yeah, on Saturday.

We'll make a tackle, we gotta up, get the ball.

And we pass it.

Okay?

Who can do that?

- [All] Me.

- I can't hear you, who can do it?

- [All] Me!

- I can't hear you, who can do it?

- [All] Me!

- Okay, I get the message.

Throw it straight.

No, Jared!

Get your positions, stay in positions!

Gotta get the ball and pass it!

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