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[instrumental music]
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Hey, little cuz.
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Why the long face?
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My friend Billy
has the chicken pox
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and he can't play with me.
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Oh, serious bummer.
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You know what'll cheer you up?
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One of my world-famous
homemade ice cream sandwiches.
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- Alright!
- Yeah, right.
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What are you guys doing?
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Oh, I'm making Brendan
one of my
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world-famous
ice cream sandwiches.
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You want one?
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Ice cream sandwich?
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Yeah, it does sound pretty good.
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Well, you want rye
or whole wheat?
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I got sour dough.
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[theme music]
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[screaming]
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♪ The dream wide broken ♪
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♪ Seemed like all was lost ♪
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♪ What would be the future? ♪
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♪ Could you pay the cost? ♪
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♪ You wonder ♪
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♪ Will there ever be ♪
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♪ A second time around? ♪
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♪ Whoa-a whoa-a ♪
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♪ When the tears are over ♪
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♪ And the moment has come ♪
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♪ Say my Lord
I think I found someone ♪
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♪ You know it will be better ♪
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♪ To putting it together ♪
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♪ For the second time around ♪
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♪ We got the woman and man ♪♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ We got the kids in a clan ♪♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
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♪ Only time will tell ♪
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♪ If all these dreams
fit under one umbrella ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over ♪
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♪ A different hand to play ♪
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♪ The deeper we fall ♪
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♪ The stronger we stay ♪
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♪ And we'll be better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪
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♪ Step by step ♪
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♪ Day by day ♪♪ Day by day ♪
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♪ A fresh start over
a different hand to play ♪
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♪ Only time will tell
but you know what they say ♪
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♪ We'll make it better ♪
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♪ The second time around ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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[sighs]
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Yes.
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Hey, dad, how are you doing?
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Well, frankly,
I've had a tough day
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and I'm beat.
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Oh, well, I was going to ask you
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if I could learn to play
a musical instrument
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but you're probably too tired
to talk
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so I'll just assume the answer
is yes and I'll leave you alone.
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Well.. Okay.
Whoa! Wait a minute.
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[scoffs]
Al, we have to talk about this.
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Dad, I really, really wanna
learn a musical instrument.
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Yeah, but, Al,
you really, really want things
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and then you really,
really lose interest.
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Dad, this is different.
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I mean..
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...I've got music in my soul.
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You've heard me hum.
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Please, dad.
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Alright, you can take up
a musical instrument.
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- Alright!
- Yeah, b-but..
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You have to promise
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to really, really stick with it.
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I promise. I'll practice
every day until I'm a pro.
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Alright, it's a deal.
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Woah! Boom, bam, boom.
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Thanks, dad.
I'm gonna go rent some drums.
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Okay.
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Drums? Al!
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Why do I let them talk to me
when I'm tired?
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[instrumental music]
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Yo, slow boy.
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Have you seen my mom?
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What's the matter?
Diaper ridin' up on you again?
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Huggy humor.
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A step up for you.
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Listen, I have to ask her
to take me downtown tomorrow
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for my road test.
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Road test?
As in driver's license?
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Woah, you must be stoked.
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J.T., any dim-witted buffoon
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can get a driver's license.
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Which means
even you've got a shot.
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I know I'll be a better driver
than you.
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I mean, after all,
you're a girl.
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[laughing]
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Oh, go club your dinner
to death.
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Hey, dad, guess what. Dana's
getting her driver's license.
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Oh, terrific.
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Thanks for your enthusiasm.
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Teenage drivers are the worst.
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How can you say that?
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When I was a teenage driver
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I was the worst in the world.
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I smashed up my dad's car twice.
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No, three times
if you count the time
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I hit it with mom's car.
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I can understand your concern,
but you don't have to worry
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about my driving
because unlike J.T..
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...I'm..
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What's the word
I'm looking for?
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Smart.
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- Hi, guys.
- Mom.
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Can you take me downtown
tomorrow for my road test?
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Oh, tomorrow,
oh, Dana, I can't.
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I've got a killer schedule
at the beauty shop.
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Uh, maybe,
uh, Frank can take you.
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He's gotta go down there anyway,
renew his license.
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- Right, right.
- Great.
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- And I can even drive.
- Wait a minute.
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- You're gonna drive me?
- Yeah.
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And if my driving
makes you nervous
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you can just close your eyes.
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That's what I do.
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[laughs]
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Oh, she's kidding.
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[laughs]
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Uh...aren't you?
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[instrumental music]
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Driving, it..
It's not a right.
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Driving is a privilege.
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And that's why
getting a driver's license is--
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An awesome responsibility
not to be taken lightly.
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The white zone
is for passenger loading
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and unloading only.
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Frank, please, give it a rest.
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I just want you
to pay attention.
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I'll leave you alone. Fine.
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Car on the left,
car on the left.
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Frank.
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- I need some music.
- Oh.
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Fine.
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♪ Heartbreak highway
fast lane.. ♪♪
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[switching channel]
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♪ Now I'm doing fine.. ♪♪
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Who sold you this truck,
Dwight Yoakam?
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Oh, stop sign.
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- 'Stop, s-s-stop sign.'
- Relax.
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I know what I'm doing.
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[brakes screeching]
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Oh. Oh, look,
now here's a good test for you.
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Two cars reach an intersection
at the same time.
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Who has the right of way?
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Duh, the one
with the bigger car.
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Dana, I'm not kidding.
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Okay, okay, the one
on the right. Satisfied?
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I just want you
to pay attention.
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I am paying attention.
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[Frank sighs]
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Oh, look at that jerk
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'throwing a soda can
out the window.'
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Hey, dog brain,
that's a $50 fine!
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Hey, uh,
how are you doing, Robert? Heh!
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Jeez.
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[instrumental music]
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Well, here I go.
Wish me luck.
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Good luck, Dana.
I hope you pass.
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Not.
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Uh, hi, uh-uh, I gotta renew
my driver's license.
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Mm.
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This expired yesterday.
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You'll have to take
the written test again.
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A test?
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Well, I.. I thought
I just had to fill out a form.
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That's if you came in yesterday.
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Today you have to take the test.
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[chuckles]
Oh, come on.
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You can bend the rules a little.
Just one little day.
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I guess you think our rules
are a big joke.
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- Huh, fella?
- Uh, uh, no, no.
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You probably think
the state of Wisconsin
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just owes you
a driver's license.
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Well, no, as a matter of fact,
I was telling my stepdaughter--
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The pencils are over there,
pretty boy.
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Alright.
What's with the attitude?
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I've seen your type before.
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Smart college guy who thinks
he knows all the answers.
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Hey, just because I went
to college
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doesn't mean I'm smart.
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Give me the test.
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Ooh, test number four.
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Good luck.
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[instrumental music]
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Hello, number four.
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[laughs]
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[laughing]
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So, uh, how many can I miss
and still pass?
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- Seven.
- Oh.
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It's gonna be easier
than I thought.
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First one's wrong.
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Oh, big deal, so I missed one.
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- That's two.
- Alright.
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And baby makes three.
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I missed three?
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Four, five, six.
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Pick up sticks.
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Well, now, come on now.
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Now who drives 15 miles an hour
through a hospital zone?
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People who believe
in the laws of this country.
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Frank, I passed the test.
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I am now a licensed driver.
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That's seven.
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And eight.
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You failed.
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What?
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Frank, you failed the test?
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I thought everyone passed
the written test.
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Not everybody.
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Not joy boy.
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Let me ask you something.
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What kind of fine are we talking
if I deck you?
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Last guy paid 1500 bucks.
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- Yeah, that's worth it.
- Frank! Stop it!
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Don't..
Honey, I can afford it.
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No!
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[gargling]
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Ah.
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[sighs]
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[drum roll]
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Al has got to stop drumming.
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I can't even hear myself think.
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Well, you're not missing much.
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You know, there is
scientific evidence
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that loud noise
causes hearing loss.
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What?
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- I can't take this anymore!
- I know.
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But mom said we should give Al
support and understanding.
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Alright, this nightmare
has got to end.
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Al.
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Al.
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Al!
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Sweetheart, uh,
I just think it's great
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that you are so dedicated
to your...art.
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Uh, but isn't it time
for a little break?
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No way, Carol, I don't want
my dad to think I'm a quitter.
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Al, we're not talking
about quitting.
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We're just talking
about taking a little break..
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...until I pass on.
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What are you guys
trying to tell me?
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Look, Al, don't take this
the wrong way
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but you're really bad.
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Take a hike, Barbie.
Ken's looking for you.
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Are you saying
I look like a doll?
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Yeah.
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Well, thank you. Heh-heh-heh!
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Hey, everybody,
I got my license.
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- Oh, oh, I knew you would.
- 'Oh..'
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That's terrific.
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Now guess who lost his.
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[door closes]
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00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,350
[sighs]
266
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,787
I can take the test again
on Monday.
267
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,095
Frank, what happened?
268
00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,358
Oh, honey,
I was one measly day late
269
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,839
renewing my license and I had to
take the written test again
270
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,015
and I missed
a couple of questions.
271
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,104
[scoffs]
Eight.
272
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,149
[in unison]
Huh! Eight?
273
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,761
[grunts]
Honey, the guy had it in for me.
274
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,634
He gave me the hardest test.
Look, number four.
275
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,592
I mean, look,
"What is the speed limit
276
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,203
when approaching
a railroad crossing?"
277
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:19,206
- Fifteen miles an hour.
- N-no, see..
278
00:14:19,293 --> 00:14:20,816
It's 15 miles an hour.
279
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,038
Well, fine, it's easy when
you're not under any pressure.
280
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,650
Mom, can I borrow your car?
281
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,695
I wanna drive to the library.
282
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,002
Sure, honey.
283
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,526
[Frank]
Uh, Dana.
284
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,138
Don't take, uh, Maple.
285
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,618
It's under construction.
There's a lot of potholes.
286
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:44,274
Ah. That's good advice, Frank.
287
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,623
But it would carry
so much more weight
288
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,975
if it came
from a licensed driver.
289
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,498
[all]
Ooh!
290
00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,848
Oh, come on, guys.
291
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,806
Frank feels bad enough as it is
292
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,417
losing his license like this.
293
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,115
He feels like a moron, an idiot
294
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,509
a-a loser, don't you, Frank?
295
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,730
I do now.
296
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,733
[instrumental music]
297
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:14,261
[drum roll]
298
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,308
Al.
299
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,354
Al.
300
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,095
Al! Ow!
301
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:24,924
Honey?
302
00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,450
[sighs]
303
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,803
Al, remember what I said
about sticking to things?
304
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,241
Well, that's always true
e-except when it's not.
305
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:40,113
Uh, say, for instance,
you don't enjoy something
306
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,158
you know, like,
oh, I don't know.
307
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,812
- Help me out here, Carol, uh--
- The-the drums..
308
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,770
Oh, good example, good,
yeah, like
309
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:46,989
let's say
you don't enjoy something
310
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:49,992
like the drums
you should quit.
311
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,951
No way,
I love playing the drums.
312
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,170
- I never wanna quit.
- Never?
313
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:56,694
Ever?
314
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,046
Well, I wanted to quit
the first day
315
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,612
but then I remembered
what dad said
316
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,179
about sticking to things.
317
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,834
And now drumming is my life!
318
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:07,836
Thanks, dad.
319
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,360
Yeah, thanks, dad.
320
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:13,320
[drum roll]
321
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,499
Carol, I gotta get out of here.
322
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,717
Now I need something
at the hardware store.
323
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,154
- Will you drive me?
- I can't.
324
00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:22,894
I have a full schedule
at the beauty shop
325
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,853
but I know somebody who can.
326
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:30,163
♪ When a man loves a woman ♪
327
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,731
♪ Can't keep his mind
on nothing else ♪
328
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,951
♪ He'll trade the world ♪
329
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,693
♪ For the good thing
he's found ♪♪
330
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,913
Dana, Dana, uh, maybe you
shouldn't sing while you drive.
331
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,786
And maybe you should just keep
your mind on the road, okay?
332
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,527
I can handle it, Frank.
333
00:16:46,614 --> 00:16:49,138
I can also walk and chew gum
at the same time.
334
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,227
Impressive, huh?
335
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:54,187
I just think you should
concentrate when you drive.
336
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:56,232
Concentrate on what?
337
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,887
We're on a quiet street
in a small Wisconsin town.
338
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,715
What am I gonna hit,
a runaway cheese wheel?
339
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,325
- Dana, look out!
- Aah!
340
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,025
[panting]
341
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,070
It's okay, it's okay.
342
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,159
We didn't hit anything.
Are you alright?
343
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,640
[horn honking]
344
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:14,903
Yeah.
345
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,427
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
346
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:20,387
[instrumental music]
347
00:17:27,002 --> 00:17:29,700
Hey, Dana. There is a demolition
derby this weekend.
348
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,833
You're gonna enter?
349
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,444
Three days
and she still won't drive.
350
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,186
If I had my license, you
couldn't drag me out of the car.
351
00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,666
Of course, when Dana drives
352
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,320
everyone has to be dragged
out of the car.
353
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,451
Oh!
354
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,022
Aren't you gonna insult me back?
355
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,287
[sighs]
What's the point?
356
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,898
It's no fun
if you don't fight back.
357
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,640
Come on, take a shot.
Tell me how stupid I am.
358
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:03,299
J.T., you're as dumb as a post.
359
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,172
Thanks, Al. It's just not
the same coming from you.
360
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:10,045
[instrumental music]
361
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:16,834
Oh, Carol.
362
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,619
I passed my test,
I got my license.
363
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,882
Good work, Frank.
364
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,493
Oh, Dana,
I got my driver's license.
365
00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:24,929
[Carol]
'Uh, Frank.'
366
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,671
Yeah, uh, but I'm not gonna
use it or anything.
367
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,763
Dana...I saw in the paper
368
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,591
there's a Woody Allen movie
playing downtown.
369
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,680
Why don't you take the car
and go see it tonight?
370
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,160
Why bother?
371
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,641
All Woody Allen films are about
the same thing.
372
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:43,209
How we are at the mercy
of a capricious universe.
373
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,776
How we never know
when the sky will fall.
374
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:48,649
How at any moment
fate could deal us a bad hand.
375
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,479
I don't need a movie
to tell me that.
376
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:00,139
I thought
"Bananas" was a comedy.
377
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,111
Dana, did you say no
to the movie because you don't
378
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,287
wanna see it or because
you don't wanna drive there?
379
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,770
I don't wanna drive anywhere.
Ever again.
380
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,294
Dana, let me tell you something.
381
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,122
When I first graduated
from beauty school--
382
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:29,211
Mom, is this
another hairdressing
383
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,170
as a metaphor for life story?
384
00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,174
Just listen.
385
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,306
When I first graduated
from beauty school
386
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,874
I thought
I was really hot stuff.
387
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,006
Then one day, this woman
walks in to the beauty shop
388
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,226
and says she wants her hair
cut short and I thought
389
00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,793
"Hey, this is a piece of cake."
390
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,360
So I cut a little off the top
391
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,926
and little off the sides.
392
00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:50,363
Then I cut a little more
off the top
393
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,365
and little more off the sides.
394
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:55,194
When I finished, she looked
like a bowling ball with lips.
395
00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,155
I never wanted to pick up
a pair of scissors again.
396
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,549
But, mom,
driving is more serious.
397
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:03,854
I mean,
there's no organized group
398
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,856
"Mothers against bad haircuts."
399
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:10,165
Of course, it's more serious.
400
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,559
Look, maybe this
was a good thing.
401
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,865
You had a close call,
but nobody got hurt.
402
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,084
You got off with a warning.
403
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,480
I just can't believe
I made such a stupid mistake.
404
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,613
I must be a real idiot.
405
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,007
Oh, Dana,
you are not an idiot.
406
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:28,096
You are a smart girl.
407
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,577
But being a smart person
and a smart driver
408
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,840
are two different things.
409
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,929
But, mom..
410
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,758
...I'm really scared
about driving.
411
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,281
Well, that's good.
412
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,588
'Cause you were cocky before
and look what happened.
413
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:44,678
So what do I do now?
414
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,814
Well, the way I see it,
you have two choices.
415
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,729
One, you could deal
with your fear
416
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,209
realize you made a mistake
417
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,864
and get behind the wheel again.
418
00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:59,170
Or you could depend on other
people to drive you around
419
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,955
the rest of your life.
420
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,610
J.T. is getting
his license soon.
421
00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,046
I'm sure
you could depend on him.
422
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:06,700
I mean, you two are so close.
423
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,445
Mom, I know exactly
what you're trying to do.
424
00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,144
And it's working.
425
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,754
[sighs]
You're right.
426
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,628
I should give driving
another shot.
427
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,282
Thanks.
428
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,286
Where are you going?
429
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:31,812
Upstairs. To see J.T.
430
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:36,643
Hey, pinhead, I'm back.
431
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:41,909
Nice going, honey.
432
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:44,433
I heard the whole thing.
I love that beauty school story.
433
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,565
Thank you.
434
00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,916
The best thing just happened.
435
00:21:49,003 --> 00:21:50,657
Pam Willis
got an electric guitar.
436
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,789
We're starting a metal band!
437
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:54,748
See, her sister's
a really strong screamer--
438
00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,184
No, uh, uh, Al.
439
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,537
Wh-where is this metal band
gonna practice?
440
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:04,235
Well, here, of course.
441
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,630
Uh, Al, come here, sit down.
I wanna talk to you.
442
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,153
Is this another
443
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,199
life-is-a-construction-site
story?
444
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,333
No, no, of course not.
445
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:18,772
Al, when I first graduated
from beauty school..
446
00:22:20,426 --> 00:22:21,818
...I thought
I was really hot stuff
447
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:24,647
and-and, and then one day,
this lady came in
448
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:26,997
looking like a bowling ball
with lips..
449
00:22:27,084 --> 00:22:29,957
[instrumental music]
450
00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,528
[theme music]
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