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What? Pretending?

I'm not pretending. Isn't that the kissing scene?

Gosh. Don't do that in front of a man.

There are 2 things an adult woman shouldn't do.

First is acting cute. 2nd is acting coy.

This jerk. Go and throw out the rubbish.

No, why are you eating that alone?

You glutton.

That jerk U Bong didn't even throw out the rubbish.

You're still awake?

I can't sleep.

I couldn't sleep these days so I've been watching movies.

Why can't you sleep?

That...

It's cold. Drape this over your shoulders.

Al, why are you so good to me?

Because I like you.

What?

I really like Hui Bong a lot.

This is the first time a man has ever confessed to me.

Even if it's just a joke, I really wanted to hear that at least once.

So, this is how it feels.

My hands are dirty because of the rubbish.

I don't care about that.

Me, too... Al...

Hey... Hey!

What kind of dream was that?

You slept on the sofa yesterday?

I was watching a movie.

What? You had a dream.

I heard you say Al or something like that.

What? No. That's 'altang'. Al... that kind of al. (altang- spicy soup with pollack)

You also manage to eat in your dreams.

Yeah, that's why I can't slim down.

Let's go together.

Ah, really! What together?

Hey, we must pretend not to know each other at the Centre.

Go by yourself in a bit.

I'll be late if I do that.

Ah. Fine, fine.

What?

Hello?

=Ah, Mother-in-law? Please pass the phone to the other mother-in-law.=

Why are you calling me if you're looking for her?

=Nobody's answering the phone at home.=

=I thought you would go to the Centre together.=

How can you ask your mother-in-law to find your mother-in-law?

Fine, fine.

For me?

Hello?

Mak Bong's notebook? I understand.

The phone bill is expensive. I'm hanging up.

Ah, really! You don't even have a phone.

A cell phone is too expensive so I never bought one.

Give that back to me.

Goodness... Mamamia. This phone is broken.

This old lady is really...

What to do?

Wow, that looks really delicious.

Please give me one tomato.

Ah, yes.

Feed yourself.

This was such good phone. Look what happened to it. Oh, mamamia.

Mother-in-law, your new cellphone looks really nice.

Mamamia. See how expensive this is.

Throw this away.

Okay.

If you're throwing that away, just give that to me. It's such a waste.

It's broken, how can you use that?

Just tell me if you need one, I will buy you a new one.

It's expensive. I don't use it that often. Let's have it repaired first.

It's already broken. Where are you going to repair that?

Then, just give that to her.

Ah, yes.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Mother-in-law, I'll have this repaired first.

Yes.

It seems to have some discoloration.

How about this?

The color's a bit light.

But it feels quite refreshing.

It would be even better if there was a bit more water in it.

Let's have a break first.

Ah, yes.

I'm tired.

Hui Bong, what are you doing?

I'm crazy.

As if looking at his lips wasn't enough, I'm even simulating the movement.

Pervert, pervert. What is wrong with me?

Mother-in-law, here.

The screen is a bit crooked, it couldn't be repaired.

It doesn't matter. As long as I can receive a call.

- I will go to the bathroom first. - Yes, yes.

Shall we make a call?

Where did that lady's voice come from?

Why? Why?

You want me to press zero?

Why does she keep asking me to press zero?

Ah, really! It's not asking you to press zero.

You pressed 'zero' just now.

Ah...

I'm really speechless.

Wow, it can even send messages.

You're really smart, please teach me too.

Text messaging is the most basic.

Let me take a look.

If you press this and hear the sound 'A', it will show an "old man".

Do you understand?

So, here, again, here, like this.

Like this then send it.

Did you send it to me?

What? You old lady sure enjoy a long life.

Really! What are you doing?

No, I was just wishing you a long life.

I must have typed it wrongly.

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-mamia! Really!

You can't even type the words properly?

You've worked hard, you've worked hard.

Hui Bong, you're going home already?

Have you forgotten?

Ah, just now, I went through the prepared materials for the PT, this key--

Yes? Kiss? Kiss?

No, you didn't combine the key points.

Ah, key point.

Yes, I was about to say key point too.

But before we present this at the PT, shouldn't we compare the gaps?

What? We will do the kiss here?

Since you're going now, let's practice the PT tomorrow.

Ah, PT practice.

I'll go ahead.

Granny, I just received a text message from you.

Really? You're really amazing.

I received it too, but why didn't you write much?

That's right, you only texted me the word 'home'.

Mine, Car.

What I meant was to let U Bong quickly return home.

And for Son-in-law to drive carefully.

Text message is expensive if I write too long.

The costs are the same regardless of the length of the text message.

Aigoo! Is that so?

I should have texted a longer message. It's such a waste.

Wait, that word 'Shut' you just texted me...

Does it mean you want me to shut up?

No.

Wow. You have a text buddy already?

Who is it?

Team Leader Gim Mi Yeong said, she will lend me 5 million.

With no interest.

Thank you. Thank you.

It's a spam. Really ignorant.

Spam? What is that?

NO... Even if you're so behind, you can't be this backward.

Mom.

Am I a pervert?

How will I face Al again?

How could I have mistaken 'key point' as 'kiss'?

Oh, what are you doing? You didn't even eat.

I don't know. Uncle...

If I cannot stop thinking about something, what should I do?

What are you saying?

No, it's just...

Ah, your nostrils are flaring, is it X-rated?

No.

Surely it is. Then watch a horror movie.

If you do that, since it's too scary, your erotic thoughts will all go away.

I said it's not erotic.

Uncle, why are you using that bathroom?

I don't know why I think this bathroom is nice.

Ah, Uncl--

Horror movie?

Ah, it's really scary.

Hey, are you out of your mind? Geez.

What are you doing disturbing other people's sleep?

If I watch in the living room, Step-mom will see.

Ah...

Hey, don't watch if you're scared.

You're noisy, go back to sleep.

Mother-in-law, just press this and you can send an emoticon.

So that's how it works.

But, if I use this, will it be a burden to you?

Ah, it's okay, that was just 20 dollars.

Don't think too much, just use it freely.

How much can I use? Anyway thank you, thank you.

I'm so sleepy.

Why aren't you sleeping?

Oh, Granny. You're getting the hang of it.

Dad, can I change my cellphone, too?

Of course, you can't.

Otherwise, you'd be staring at the phone all day.

That's a problem with children nowadays.

They have it on vibration mode during class.

Sending text messages in class.

They feel piqued and uneasy as soon as they get separated from their cellphones.

I'm not like that.

Granny, you sent a text message to eat breakfast with a smiley.

I also received it, when did you learn to send emoticons?

Wow, our Mother-in-law is fierce. I just taught her yesterday.

I studied the entire night.

Wait, what's that emoticon about?

There is that kind of smiley.

Don't you know?

Who says I don't know?

But, why isn't there milk in the fridge?

Hui Bong went to buy it.

Really! What if I get these weird thouughts again?

Buon giorno. Hui Bong, it's a weekend today, do you have any plans?

I'm just going to read books at home

Are you going somewhere?

I'm going to attend a funeral.

Ah, yes.

That's a relief, no weird thoughts appeared.

Guess that horror movie is effective.

Hui Bong, your neck is really beautiful.

What?

The clear blood vessels on your neck is really pretty.

Veins? Veins? The veins are not obvious because of the copious meat on my neck.

Wow, this fragrant smell of blood.

I really want to bite into it.

Wait! I haven't showered yet so my neck is a bit sticky.

Wait a minute.

Here.

What are you doing Ajumma?

Why are your nostrils flaring?

When have my nostrils ever flared?

What's wrong with her?

I'm going to work.

Okay, Hyeong, take care.

Hui Bong's acting a bit strange lately.

Thank you. Thank you.

You should have texted me if you wanted coffee.

How would I know that you're here?

Cafe latte please, make it sweet.

If you want something sweeter, caramel macchiato is better.

What is that?

If you search the internet on the smartphone, you'll find out how popular it is.

Is there still such a thing?

Ah, so you don't know.

If you surf the net, you will know a lot of good things.

It looks like you're a bit out of touch.

Mamamia.

Hey. Yeol U Bong.

You punk!

Student... Why is a student watching porn?

See if I don't delete all these.

Don't delete it, you came in without even knocking.

Don't you know how hard it was to find this?

Shut up. Do you want me to tell dad everything?

Rotten brat!

Where is it?

Oh, it's on auto-play.

Nuna, have pity on me. Please...

What?

You watch it secretly and your nose is even bleeding.

No, I pressed the wrong button. I did not...

Watching it yourself and even getting a nosebleed.

Dad! Dad!

Hey! Come back here! No!

Dad! Dad!

Yeol U Bong...No! No!

You punk, no! No!

No, don't we have dessert today?

I will go and get it.

Oh, she said she'll bring it over now.

It's drama time now, can we change the channel?

Ah, yes.

This... Seriously. Living so close like this yet she keeps sending text messages all day.

The speed of texting and talking are almost the same.

And with text messages, I can comfortably express my feelings. Shut.

No, this 'shut'... You want me to shut up, don't you?

What do you mean 'no'?

She pressed the wrong button. Mother-in-law, please put the cellphone down.

Let's concentrate on the drama.

I can watch while texting, you don't need to worry.

Really! Mamamia.

Geez. 'The pupil is outdoing the teacher'. Please turn off the light.

Yes.

No...

It's too bright. And it keeps making noise.

I clearly put it on vibrate mode, that's strange.

Aigoo. This is toxic. Toxic.

I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

What the heck?

Really! What time is it?

Really! Granny!

Al, why are you here?

I was asked to bring the materials over. I need to sort it out, too.

Ah, yes.

It's a bit hot.

Can you give this to me?

What?

Do as you wish.

Mother-in-law, what happened?

Something was stolen?

What to do? What to do? My cellphone disappeared.

My cellphone.

My cellphone, I said my cellphone disappeared.

I thought something bad happened.

It must be here somewhere.

But the newsagent just called.

They said, your free text message has already ran out and it has even exceeded 30 000.

So?

It means you need to lessen your usage next month.

You told me to use it as much as I want. Now, you're distressed over that money?

No, that's not what I meant.

Just use it as much as you want.

How can I enjoy it if I don't have my phone? Who took it?

Mamamia, this is toxic, toxic.

Just because your cellphone disappeared, you freak out like this.

It was Da Yun grandmother. You took my cellphone and hid it, didn't you?

What?

Otherwise, how could that cellphone disappear?

Return it to me quickly. Quick.

This old lady is becoming more and more...

Mother-in-law, mother-in-law calm down.

Let go.

My cellphone disappeared. My phone! What do I do? My cellphone. My cellphone...

Hui Bong.

Yes?

Can you check if this is straight?

Yes.

Move it a bit to the left.

Like this?

Nosebleed. Are you okay?

Mmm...

Nosebleed.

Really! What's with all these erotic fantasies?

I think I really am a pervert.

There's a lot of blood.

This is because I'm too tired.

It's not because of some strange things.

I'm just tired.

Have a seat first.

Is this for real? No, is it a fantasy?

That's right, it's a fantasy.

Even if it's a fantasy, it's still my first kiss. Just go for it.

What are you doing?

Hui Bong, why did you grab my face all of a sudden?

No, Al suddenly grabbed my face.

You pervert! Seriously.

What was that? What was she doing?

Oh, no. My cellphone. My cellphone.

It was much better when she had no phone. Why did you have to give her a phone?

Oh, here...

Oh, cellphone.

Mother-in-law.

Cellphone?

You found it? Did you find it? Did you find it?

No, we really couldn't find your cellphone.

Maybe you lost it outside?

Aigoo. What to do? My cellphone, my cellphone.

Help me look for my cellphone. My cellphone.

Who is it?

Apply this to your bruise.

I'm sorry. That--

No, I just wanted to wipe off the blood from your nose.

Maybe you felt uncomfortable.

And maybe you thought I was a pervert.

No, it's not like that. The pervert should be--

Anyway I'm sorry. From now on, I won't say anything even if you hate me and ignore me.

No. How can I hate you?

I really like you.

What?

I said I really like you.

I like you... I like you...

I'm all right so go and rest.

This is the first time I've heard someone say he likes me.

What are you doing, Ajumma? Have you lost your mind?

What is the matter?

Adults must keep their words.

How can you let kids stay in the dark room by himself?

Isn't your younger brother is still naive?

I still like Da Yun nuna.

Mak Bong is really clever.

Isn't you putting an act?

Your older sister should be very confused now.

It shouldn't be know that this is a trap.

I want to revenge for our family.

It's just started now.

Seonbae, It's really been a long time.

That's right, who would think that we will meet like this.

Ji Yun, I can't forget you.

Seonbae, you're really funny.

She is really cute.

If don't have you, I think I can't be able to live on.

Our love...Forever.

What are you doing?

What is this?

What do you want me to tell about Ji Yun?

Give up on Ji Yun.

Hey! Hey!

Our Mak Bong is really bright, giving his older sister a gift.

That's right.

Safe place.

I have to find a safe place.

Nuna!