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My name is Cha Seo Jun.

My speciality is using my buttocks to write my name.

Stop that. Go to that empty seat over there.

Let's get along well.

Oh. Yes, yes, yes.

Hey! Transfer student.

Are you calling me?

Yes, I'm calling you.

Oh. You're strong.

Me, too.

What do you think? Am I strong?

What are you looking for?

Baby choux. (tiny cream puff pastry)

Baby choux. Baby choux.

We don't have it.

Hey. Hey. Cha Seo Jun. Where are you going?

Baby choux.

Well, baby choux, let's date.

What? Get lost.

U Bong.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Cha Seo Jun.

U Bong's classmate and friend.

Ah. You are Ji Ho's nephew.

Let's go in now. I'm hungry.

Hey, man. Please take care of our U Bong.

What's up, man?

I came from the countryside. What's up man. Don't worry.

U Bong is my boy.

Let's go.

See you again.

U Bong. Let's talk tomorrow--

Why does he have to live here?

You weren't discovered?

Why must I live like this?

Because of this ridiculous marriage.

Really annoying.

Hey. Will it be all right if Seo Jun finds out?

That idiot?

Idiots are very scary.

They can't be controlled.

But we live upstairs. It's hard to hide it.

You have so much to say today.

I'm home.

You're back! Ah! Wait! Wait a moment.

You just came back from a burial ceremony,

Go to the toilet first!

What are you talking about? I'm all clean. Don't worry!

Heavens. How can someone so young die so early?

Mother-in-law, do you have indigestion?

It's just.. gas keeps coming out.

No matter how you look at it, it seems I've got a serious illness.

No way!

No, I mean I get really bad indigestion.

And I've constantly got gas!

Oh my! That person who passed away had stomach cancer! I must have stomach cancer!

Are there other symptoms of stomach cancer?

A sudden decrease in appetite.

Oh my! Oh my! I don't have an appetite either!

Someone with no appetite eats two bowls of beef soup?

You ate so much, of course you'd get indigestion

and gas.

That's not it. I'm telling you! The gas is so painful!

My stomach keeps gurgling.

Your stomach keeps gurgling?

Mmm...

Then we'd better go to the hospital now!

It's so late. Should we go to the ER?

No, don't. You don't need to worry.

Mother's just like that after coming back from the funeral.

Then you'll go to the hospital and what? You'll come back with botox and other useless injections.

Really. Don't have feelings.

I have to inform you of every little thing.

No, every illness has a minute symptom that is very crucial.

Mother-in-law, let's go to the hospital...

No, we can't. Not if we need an accurate diagnosis..

No, of course not!

Should we go tomorrow?

What do we do? This is serious!

What? Oppa!

What's the point in going anyway?

What to do?

Goodness! Don't worry about it.

Are you mentally prepared for this?

What?

You can live until a hundred.

Oh my! Really!

Are you saying there's nothing wrong?

Yes! Nothing! Not even a little bit.

Even it were smaller than a little bit,

there's nothing wrong at all.

Oh my goodness! You, really!

Mother-in-law.

See, what did I say?

My blood pressure's rising!

Mum's angry, isn't she?

The doctor said she's healthy,

and she didn't call him an idiot?

What kind of a doctor is that? Isn't he an idiot?

or that you can't trust doctors?

You can't trust doctors!

Yeah! It's good news. Oh! You're happy?

because she's healthy?

Yeah! See you in a bit!

Your mouth is drooling with lies.

Are you mocking me?

No, of course not! How could I?

Mother-in-law. Please wait right here. I'll go settle the bill and be right back.

Placenta injection. Go to sleep and wake up with youthful skin.

Oh my! Oh my! Placenta injection.

They say it's really good for women.

Ajumma, do you only have cream bread left?

That's all we have.

U Bong.

That hurts a lot!

Hey. U Bong.

You know, you know!

Oh.. what was it?

Oh, right! There's this girl I like!

But I'm not going to tell you!

You're curious aren't you?

You're not going to ask? You have to ask who it is!

You know, who it is?

Forget it! I'm not interested.

First year, sixth class' U Da Yun.

Who?

U Da Yun. Know her?

No.

She came to Uncle's shop asking for a baby choux...

She's such an angel.

Really?

Where do you think Baby Choux lives?

Since she came to our coffee shop, so she must live in our neighbourhood.

Right? Should I go search for it after school?

Hey. Bad news!

Seo Jun said he's going to find out where you live!

Who cares.

No, 'who cares'! If Seo Jun finds out where you live

and we are discovered, there'll be bigger problems!

U Bong.

Hey.

Today's lunch is curry. Curry.

I totally love curry.

Baby choux!

U Bong, her, her. She's U Da Yun.

My baby choux.

Ah! You're U Da Yun.

Baby choux. Give me your phone number.

All of a sudden. Aren't you being too up-front?

Give it to me.

Oh no! It broke.

What now?

Are you alright? She's so evil.

Just give up.

I had a hard time deciding whether to change my cellphone or not.

In just one second it became clear.

How did she know? Is it fate?

I knew this would happen.

Why does someone who goes to check for stomach cancer come back with placenta injections?

Why did you spend so impulsively?

Why? Did I use your money?

I used my own money!

I have a daughter who doesn't get along with me.

How is that your money?

That's the pocket money I gave you!

That's really...

Honey, that's enough. It's possible.

It seems like you've got a whole load of cash to spend.

Try doing something like that again, Mum.

Then you won't be getting any more pocket money.

You, really. Do you think I won't be able to live just because I don't have pocket money?

I don't need it!

Oh really? You said it.

No. How could you say that so easily?

Hey. Da Yun.

Seo Jun hasn't given up yet.

Wow. He must be a total idiot.

You don't seem to understand Seo Jun.

He is unimaginably strange. He's not just your ordinary fool.

He's an all-round, naive fool.

Baby choux. How come you're here?

I was just passing-

Da Yun lives here.

I just found out. Isn't it strange?

Really? It seems like fate's bringing us together!

But in this building, only your family and my family live here?

Upstairs is our place.

The third and fourth floor is your family.

She lives in the basement.

Ah...

What about the basement?

Are you making fun of my basement room?

I'm home.

Really? Don't look down on my basement room.

Ready for battle.

Seriously.

That's my father.

Really! What's with the shorts?

Why are you wearing this in public?

That ajumma..

I was starving so I'm going to buy some triangle kimbap.

Then wear some proper clothes, then go out!

If you wear this people think you're a pervert!

That ajumma is Da Yun's mother.

Don't be like this.

A mother and father like that. Baby Choux...

Wow! It's really a miracle!

Baby choux. Baby choux. Baby choux.

Who's baby choux?

Baby Choux who lives in the basement of U Bong's building.

- Who's Baby Choux? - Dunno?

Who's Baby Choux?

Baby choux. Baby choux.

Hey. Hey. What are you doing?

Is living in the basement alright?

Even if your mum and dad are ugly, it's okay.

Baby Choux. You're mine!

What's going on?

You even called me here. What's going on?

Find a solution. He's so annoying I feel like dying.

I told you. He's unimaginably strange.

You think this is funny?

Who's fault is this?

What did I..?

You're such a great liar.

What are we going to do now?

I.. I don't..

Oh! They're together again.

Again? This is the first time I'm seeing it.

No! I've seen them together a few times already.

Yesterday, he was stalking her too.

Oh my! You don't think they're dating, do you?

No way. Does that make sense?

They're of totally different classes.

Why not? Who knows,

maybe they live in the same neighborhood,

and have liked each other since childhood.

Hey! Stop watching those dramas!

Or they're married? Or half-siblings?

Da Yun! Da Yun!

Da Yun! Da Yun!

I came up with a good idea!

Hey, idiot.

You two... are siblings. It's not true, is it?

That...

Why did you lie to me?

Do you have something you're hiding from me?

Tell me the truth! I know you two are dating!

That's why you're lying to me.

- What? - You grew up in the same neighborhood...

and have been in love since childhood.

Hey. Bosom buddies?

Then... you're secretly married?

Hey, are you filming a drama?

So then... you're half-siblings?

Hey. Half-siblings!

Is that so?

No, it is not.

Wow! It's my DaBong siblings!

What are you doing here, DaBong siblings?

But, but what is DaBong siblings?

I've wanted to ask you.

Da Yun nuna's 'Da' character

and U Bong hyung's Bong character combined together.

Dad made it up!

Oh really?

DaBong siblings?

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

He... he is not a normal child.

There they go again. Picking up empty bottles.

There it is!

There's some there!

Let's clean it up.

He's a really pitiful child.

He's an orphan. But because there's something wrong with his head,

he thinks he's a part of that family.

Here.

That grandmother..

Is actually is beggar granny.

He thinks that's his grandmother and follows her around.

It's very pitiful, right?

So that's what it is. That's so pitiful.

Beggar grandmother and a kid with brain damage.

On today's Vitamin, we'll be talking about skin cancer.

Doctor, what kind of an illness is skin cancer?

According to scientific reports,

in the last 20 years, all over the world,

skin cancer has doubled.

Within our country, the number of skin cancer victims has hit 3%.

This statistic is still gradually increasing.

If one doesn't check for skin cancer, it can be very deadly.

It is an extremely dangerous form of cancer. You must remember that.

That... is it skin cancer?

What? Mum, again?

What skin cancer?

You just went for a full body check-up!

They didn't check for skin cancer.

If I had known earlier I would have checked for it.

Mother-in-law, where is it? Which side?

Here on the nose. And between the eye.

Where does it appear?

Especially in the corner of the eyes, on the eyelids, and ear.

It can spread rapidly from these parts of the face.

Nose and the corner of the eye?

Corner of the eye?

Mother-in-law, does it happen to hurt or feel sensitive?

No, it doesn't.

In these types, there won't be any particular aches or pains.

Mother-in-law. Mother-in-law.

Stay calm. It looks like a mole. A mole.

Many believe it's just a mole.

It's very common to miss timely treatment.

No wonder. I had this bad feeling inside.

Mother-in-law. It's not too late. There's still hope.

What on earth are you two doing?

Oppa, it's just because you're always overreacting, that's why Mother is being that way.

What illness? How are you always ill?

Mother-in-law.

Skin cancer! And now my heart...

Mrs. Na Il Ran?

Mother-in-law, are you ready for the news?

Where in the world can you see someone ready to face death?

Don't say those useless words.

No matter what disease it is, if you set your mind to it,

you will be able to beat it.

I can't die yet. I can't. I don't want to die.

Doctor. Doctor.

Doctor. Doctor.

Please save my mother-in-law.

I'm begging you to save her, Doctor.

It's just a dark spot.

Why the heck aren't you answering your phone?

It's so noisy. Go out and answer it.

Doctor. This dark spot problem. Could you please remove it for me.

We can easily remove it with laser surgery but...

for our patient, I'd recommend our hospital's popular 'Full Restoration' package.

'Full Restoration' package?

In the treatment,

they will give you a BB and botox package.

You may also replace the BB and botox with other treatment.

If you feel that it's too expensive,

we can remove the botox and use cheaper--

But.. rather than that

don't you have one with more botox in it?

Is U Bong home?

Grandma, who is it?

U Bong will be home soon

so if you wait for a while...

Beggar granny and brain damage kid, why are you here?

What? Beggar?

Grandma, being a little weird is much better than being totally crazy.

No way. Why do you always come and ask me?

Help me just once. I totally forgot that move.

Good evening, Da Yun's father and mother.

What? What did you just...?

Are you saying that I'm married to this girl who's never had a boyfriend?

Uncle.

Uncle? You're not Da Yun's father and mother?

Why would you come to someone's house and say such strange things?

Who are you?

He said he was U Bong's friend

but he's been sprouting nonsense since he arrived.

What?

No... U Bong said...

I'm home.

- Hey. - You! - What the heck are you telling people?!

I'm not even old enough, how am I her mother?

That.

Hey! Yeol U Bong!

That crazy fellow. Really.

Yeol U Bong! What's going on?!

Were they all lies?

Why isn't she answering? Answer the phone!

Do you want to die?

Hey. U Da Yun, this is really bad!

He found out we were lying!

Now Seo Jun is chasing me. What do we do?

I just finished my private tuition. So you just stay put.

I said he's chasing me right now!

Can't we just tell Seo Jun the truth? If we don't tell him now, there will be no way around it.

No way.

- What? - Whatever you do, don't say a word.

If you say anything you're dead.

Hey. Hey. U Da Yun. You!

Hey. Yeol U Bong.

Hey.

What the heck is going on, Yeol U Bong?

How could you do this to your friend? Tell me the truth!

It's just that... we... we actually...

We're siblings.

Not long ago, my mother and his father got married.

So you really are half-siblings?

Stop trying to film a drama.

I really hate him.

If that was the case, you should have just told me earlier.

It's a secret. Don't tell anyone else.

Why?

That's also a secret.

Wow this is really amazing!

Baby choux. The more I find out about you, the more I like you.

You're the best.

I'll keep your secret,

but only if you agree to my request.

Let's date.

What?

Did I get enough botox?

Mum. Give me U Bong's work number...

Hang on a second. 01-5555...

Mum... What are you doing?

Nothing.

Let me see.

What are you doing?

I knew this was going to happen, Mum!

You got botox again, didn't you?

Oh my! You are really!

I didn't get it.

Really. I am the CEO of a beauty salon.

Do you think I can't tell just by looking?

Let me see!

Look at that! This wrinkle and all this swelling!

It's not, I tell you. I just gained some weight.

What did I tell you?

You won't get any pocket money. Huh?

I said it's not!

Oh! Sin Hye,

she just got a bit of laser surgery.

How is that not?

Do what you want. Whether you stop the pocket money or not.

I am completely innocent.

Mother-in-law even said things like that.

Oh my! What is this?

Ah! Get out of the way!

Oh my! My face! It's all swollen!

It must be a side effect!

Our Sin Hye! She'll go ballistic if she finds out.

Mother-in-law, you're all swollen?

Yeol son-in-law!

It looks serious! Quick, to the hospital--

If it's swollen, staying a day in hospital would be better.

No, if you take one look at this

you can tell it's a side effect of botox.

It isn't!

Shes said it isn't! Mother-in-law, quick let's go now.

What do you mean it isn't? Her face is swollen so much!

I must be seriously ill!

I will just wait until the day I die.

Mother-in-law. Don't say things like that.

Quick. Quick, let's go.

Quick. Quick.

Tell me the truth. I won't cut off your pocket money.

You got botox, didn't you?

I said I didn't!

Honey.

What can be done? I don't care, then.

Doctor.

Baby choux,

I thought I told you to keep quiet.

I can't even call your name?

Since we're in a relationship now.

No, you can't. Because it's a secret.

Baby choux. Baby choux, you have too many secrets.

You should've told us.

And get pricked with such a big needle.

Yes, yes, I understand.

It was I who misunderstood.

I didn't think anyone would sign up for the class.

But they did.

My classes are very popular!

What a relief. That your classes are so popular.

Even since I was a child, I've always been popular!

Hey! Get out of the way!

I'm going crazy!