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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

You'll be making a dancing
documentary about disco, baby.

♪ We are the queens of disco ♪

[laughter and applause]

Kandy Muse.

It was a little too plain
for RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tamisha Iman.

I'm still getting fear in your
eyes when you're performing.

Olivia Lux.

I had a good time watching you.

I thought I was back
in the disco days.

Con-drag-ulations. You are the
winner of this week's challenge.

[cheers and applause]

Kandy Muse, shantay you stay.

[sobs]

Tamisha Iman, sashay away.

Ooh, mama.

Sending Tamisha home
was bittersweet,

because I wanna be here.

I did my job, I lip synced.

But it feels so weird,

because the victory,
I thought I was gonna feel,

like, ha ha,
I sent Tamisha home,

is like, oh,
I sent Tamisha home.

And I felt a little guilty.

"Till we meet again.
Love, Tamisha."

How do you feel, girl?

Girl, right before Ru
made her decision,

like, what went through my mind

was, like, I am about to lose
everything that I worked for.

Listen, I know for a fact

that I don't wanna end up
in the bottom two again,

so, bitch, snap out of it

and get your head
in the fucking game.

Con-drag-ulations.

[cheering]

Thank you, my loves.

I've been safe a lot,

so it's been good to finally
get a top tier moment.

It's just surreal.

Learn, grow, and win, bitch.

I mean, I just can't like you
because you beat me,

but it's cool, it's cool.

[all laugh]
But you're still in the top,

so congratulations to you
and Elliott as well.

I broke the safe streak.

-Okay.
-Moving on up.

Everybody watch out.

It's actually kind of odd,
because two girls have gone home

that have both
been in groups with me.

Ooh!

I'm not gonna say
it's a coincidence, but...

[all laugh]

There's the double T curse.

It's the double T curse.

On that note,
get the hell outta drag.

I feel like the girls
aren't going out of their way

to try to be friends with me,

because I'm coming off
awkward and weird,

and I wanna have that
sisterly bond with people.

At this moment,
we're all each other has.

I feel myself just sinking

and feeling like
that sad little kid

with no friends all over again.

And so I just gotta focus on

getting my shit together
at this point,

because I'm all
that I have here.

[all laugh]

Aah!

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner
of RuPaul's Drag Race

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

and a cash prize of $100.000.

With extra-special guest judge
Ts Madison.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

-Aah!
-Wow!

Oh, Lord.

In the words of Celine Dion,
it's a new day.

We have been here
for 6.000 weeks,

so it's time to pick
the bitches off one by one.

Is anybody dreaming weird
while you're here?

Yes!

Last night
I had a fucking crazy,

really vivid nightmare

where I went home
and I woke up like...

I think it's time
we make that dream reality!

[all laugh]

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

Hi!

Yes, ma'am!

-My queens!
-Hi!

Now, you've all been through
a lot together.

Now it's time
to open your hearts

and express how you truly feel
about each other.

And I know just the trick.

The library's about to be open.

Because reading is what?

-Fundamental!
-Fundamental!

Exactly, darling.

First up, Rosé.

Oh!

Way to do this, bitch!

Oh, she's ready.

She's ready, baby.

The library is open.

LaLa Ri, bitch, this look
is sickening, girl...

is something nobody said to you
during the ball challenge.

[all laugh]

Kandy.

You have eaten
tons of it.

[all laugh]

Bitch.

[imitating Gottmik] Gottmik.

You are so L.A.,

even your farts
have a vocal fry.

Olivia, your teeth are whiter

than Utica and Gottmik
trying to twerk to disco.

[all laugh]

Utica, bitch,
you're fucking weird.

RuPaul can walk up in here
in cargo shorts,

and I would still vote you

the most confusing thing
in the room.

[all laugh]

Tina, if this whole drag thing
doesn't work out for you,

you and them shoulders have
a gorgeous career in the NFL.

Tight end.

No, not what I heard.

[screams and laughter]

Kandy Muse, it is so amazing

how we represent such
different communities here:

gay, trans, pug.

[screams and laughter]

Miss Rosé,
your personality reminds me

of a piece of Perdue chicken:
white, bland, and unseasoned.

[all laugh]

Denali.

-Meh, forgettable.
-Ooh.

Miss Utica, you are weird,
you are creepy,

and for those reasons, my dear,

I want you to suffocate me
with your big dick.

[all laugh]

-What?
-Denali.

You do got
a fat ass, bitch.

-Thank you.
-And that's great,

because you're gonna need
something to land on

when she sends you home.

[all laugh]

Tinta Burnter!

How much Tina have you
actually burned, bitch?

[all laugh]

We all wanna know!

Symone, you're so oily

I could definitely see you
in a Dawn commercial.

[all laugh]
Dahlia.

Uh, uh, Dina.

Aw, bitch, I can never
remember your name.

Uh, Yucatan? Right.
[all laugh]

Rosé.

When I think of rosé,

I think of expensive,
beautiful champagne.

But when I look at you,
I think of tap water.

[all laugh]

Kandy Ho--I meant
Kandy Muse is a ho.

The only time you're not talking
is when you're getting fucked.

Joey told me that.

[all laugh]

Scottish Rosé,
you are like a wine.

You're everything
a basic white girl would want.

Every time I'm around you
I get a headache,

and every time I look at your
face, I just see sour grapes.

-Oh!
-Ooh!

Utica, the new Dorian Corey
of Drag Race.

I mean, where are
those bodies hidden?

you frickin' freak?

[all laugh]

Miss Kandy Muse,

you're one of those girls
that loves to be mad, sis.

Well, I actually
have something for you.

Here's a cape.

Now you can be super mad

and fly
the hell outta here, girl.

[silence]

[chuckles]

Gottmik, you are so known
for your mug, sis,

but I really think
you mean mug shot,

because you're--having a face
like that is criminal.

[silence]

Welp, I think the library
is officially closed.

It may have just
been burned down.

[all laugh]

Now, if reading a queen to filth
is a true art form,

then one of you bitches
is a creative genius.

Gottmik, con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of today's mini-challenge.

You've won a $2.500 gift card
from ISLYNYC.

[cheers and applause]

Now, squirrel friends,

this competition is designed
to keep you on your toes.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you need to improv
for your life.

Okay.

When you appear on
the trashy talk show...

Bossy Rossy After Dark.

[applause]

The reboot!

I'm going to assign the segments
randomly from left to right.

All right, Rosé,
LaLa Ri, and Denali,

you're booked for the segment

I'm Pregnant With
My Imaginary Boyfriend's Baby.

[all laugh]

Gottmik, Utica, and Olivia Lux,
you've been booked

for Breaking My Silence: Escape
From The Cult Of Mimeology.

[all laugh]

Symone and Kandy Muse,
you've been booked

for the segment Former Teen
Queens: Where Are They Now?

And finally, Tina Burner
and Elliott With 2 Ts,

My Best Friend's 600-pound Ass
Is Killing Our Friendship.

I'm really excited
about an improv challenge,

but Jesus be a biscuit,
Elliott's my partner.

Now, remember,
there is no script,

so listen, react,
and let the comedy flow.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

-Here we go.
-Yes.

"The concept: a rocket scientist

wanted a booty
as big as her brains."

[snorts]

How are you feeling about this?

I know it's an improv challenge.

Like, I mean, have you done
improv before?

I haven't done, like,
traditional improv before,

but I'm really confident

about being able to bounce
back and forth with you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just a little concerned
we're gonna go out there

and Elliott's gonna,
like, shut down.

But I got my foot
on the pedal now. I'm driving.

What if she jumps
in the fucking crosswalk?

I don't wanna have to hit her.

But I will.

For today's maxi-challenge,

we're gonna be appearing in
the trashy talk show

Bossy Rossy After Dark,
the Ru-boot.

Tiffany Gibson
and Little Deb-Deb,

where are they now?

"Two former teen pop
reality TV stars

who used to be infamous BFFs."

We're pretty much playing
white girls, bitch.

We're playing girls
from California,

Valley girls, bimbos, airheads.

It's gonna be so good.

You and I are gonna play
characters,

we open our banjee hood,
bitch.

But, like, Michelle
made it very plain

that she wants to see
something, like, different.

You're from the south South
Bronx, and you keep it real.

It's always the same, and it
kind of doesn't go anywhere.

So the judges wanna see
more range from me,

so I definitely wanna
apply that critique

because I'm not trying to land
in the bottom two again.

You're leaning towards
Little Deb-Deb, right?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

I will take Tiffany.

Tiffany.

I went from first class
to coach.

I feel like
you are being very quiet.

I think we need to be
very much the characters,

but, like, over the top.

I think I can do
something like, yeah.

Cute, okay.

I...

[laughs]

I understand that Kandy

wants to really apply
the critique from the judges,

but I don't know if that's
necessarily the best route

for this particular challenge.

You know, last time I checked,

uh, I just think that
little Miss Deb-Deb...

Cricket.

At the end of the day,
we have to be over the top,

have fun, and be funny,

and whatever direction

Kandy decides to go
with this character,

I hope that it is
all of those things.

-Oh, my God.
-Aah!

I am genuinely scared for us.

[giggles]

I'm pregnant
by my imaginary boyfriend.

I wanna be Molly.

I wanna be Polly.

I'm really feeling
comfortable with that.

And I can be Dr. Melinda.

You think so? Okay.

LaLa and I definitely flopped
in our acting challenge.

So we have this great
opportunity to redeem ourselves,

and there's no better way
to do that

than to play off of somebody

that has improv and acting
experience like Rosé.

LaLa, like,
in our acting challenge,

I think that what held you back

was the pressure of, like,
memorizing lines and shit.

That's what held me back.

-There's not lines.
-Yeah.

Like, we can literally say
whatever the fuck we want.

I mean, I act the fool
all the time.

You're funny as fuck.

Honestly, after
the last acting challenge,

I took my critiques
and I went to my room

and I started watching
different TV shows.

And Martin Lawrence
is one person that I'm studying,

so Sheneneh is my inspiration.

Sheneneh Jenkins.
Single and loves to mingle.

So what is your guys'
experience with comedy?

I love improv.

I go to tons of improv shows,

I was in an improv troupe
for four years.

-Yeah?
-Werk!

I've been known
as a scene stealer

in my improv troupes.

I feel like the girls

are gonna have to really
put out a lot of energy

so I don't steal the scene.

"Gloria Allpink.

"former mimeology member
turned advocate.

"Cheryl. Recently left
the cult of mimeology.

"Still doesn't speak.

Bella: Cheryl's loud
and self-centered mom."

Initially, do you guys have
any characters that you like?

Gloria's fucking funny.

I'm really liking Cheryl,
just not talking.

I'm liking Cheryl, too.

I think I would,
like, destroy Cheryl.

I would destroy her.

The mime role
is all physical comedy,

and I think
I'd be able to kill it

because that's what I do.

I love those faces,
and I've done mime work before,

so it's, like, ooh.

I'm really feeling Cheryl.

-It's all about physical comedy.
-It's a risk,

but I think I'm, like,
totally up for the risk.

I think I want Cheryl.

I don't know if I could do
these other parts,

and you are this improv expert

that has been
to improv university.

I feel like we should read,

because maybe
that'll tell us the tea

between you two for that.

-Cute.
-Shoot.

We're rereading the script,

I'm pretending like
I'm open to other characters.

But at the end of the day,
I'm getting Cheryl.

I think in general, like,
we should be strategic in this.

And I'd rather play into
the strengths on the team

rather than, like,
picking and choosing.

I agree.

I also think that
you could kill both.

I think you should take Cheryl.

-So we got it.
-Let's do it.

Oh, my God!

I'm getting suspicious, Olivia.

I'm getting real suspicious.

Olivia is a motherfucking
secret diva, okay?

But I think at some point
during this competition,

you gonna have
to own up to the fact

that you're
a motherfucking diva.

I don't care
if it's the polite diva,

but it's a motherfucking diva.

Who knows? I might land
in the top again,

Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

Ross: After the video of me
and the traffic cone got leaked,

my talk show was canceled.

But I'm fighting my way back

with a new digital series
from my own backyard.

So don't forget to subscribe
to Bossy Rossy After Dark.

Welcome to an all-new episode
of Bossy Rossy After Dark.

[crickets chirp, dog barks]

Now, my first guest claims

that she's in love
with her imaginary boyfriend.

And get this.
She's pregnant with his baby!

Cuckoo!

[laughter]

Please welcome Molly

and her imaginary
boyfriend Jared.

[dogs bark]
Oh, don't mind the dogs.

Their bark
is worse than their bite.

Come on in.

Just flip the latch.

-Oh, there it is, sorry.
-Jared--

Pregnancy brain, Ross.

Come on, baby, hold my hand.

Thank you.
Please have a seat.

I would love to.

Can you get my back?

Thank you.
Thank you, Jared.

Now, Molly, how did you
and Jared first meet?

I was about five years old,
actually,

and I was having one of
my legendary tea parties,

and he just popped up
out of nowhere.

It was like he was
so transparent with me

from the moment we met,
you know what I'm saying?

I do.

No, I'm not too forward.

Which of Jared's body parts
is your favorite?

Oh, definitely the penis.

[all laugh]

Molly, sorry to tell you,

but Jared has been
seeing another woman.

Jared!

And that woman
is here right now!

Oh, Rossy, don't do this to me!

Please welcome
your mother Polly!

Well, howdy-diddly-doo!

Dogs!
[dogs bark]

Come on in, Polly, come on in.

Thank you.

Take a seat
right next to Jared.

I'll have a seat
right on my man.

You better stop, Mama!

Get your ass outta my man--
oh, no!

[all laugh]

I've got a little bit
of news for you, missy.

If you haven't noticed,

I'm pregnante!

I had a feeling!

Tell me, who's the daddy
of your child?

Surprise to nobody.

It's this fine-ass specimen
right here: Jared.

You better stop spinning lies,
telling porky pies.

All right, calm down, ladies.
Sit down!

Sorry, Rossy.

It's the prenatal vitamins,
I'm sure.

Can this family be saved?

To find out,
please welcome Dr. Melinda.

Whoo, baby,
this is nice right here!

Ooh, baby, I thought
I was in my neighborhood.

-Dr. Melinda.
-Yes, my love?

How do we mend them?

You know what, do you trust him?

Let me ask you this question.
Do you trust him?

Of course I trust him!
He's my man!

I did this once
to exorcise some cats,

but let me try it with you.

Get on up, everybody.
I'm gonna ask you,

because you said
you trust Jared, right?

I want you to fall back
and let him catch you, okay?

Sorry, Jared's gonna catch her?

-Jared's gonna catch her.
-Okay.

Dr. Melinda,
this is really gonna work?

Just gimme one second.
I gotta do my stretches.

Warm it up, girl.

LaLa definitely isn't giving
as much as the other two.

Miss LaLa, I'm gonna
need you to be loud,

act stupid, and go in!

One...fall!

-Oh!
-Oh!

-Jared!
-Oh!

The baby, Jared!

[all laugh]

Now, you said you trust
this man, and he let you fall.

And you mean to tell me
a man that lets you fall

will come in between the mother
and the daughter love here?

Mama!

Molly!

You wanna hug me?

[both cry]

Oh, so lovely!

It's a viral moment!

Now that we got that
out the way,

I have secrets of my own.

-Wait, what?
-Secrets?

Now, I have been counseling
Jared myself.

And for payments,
he been landing low.

And now
I'm nine months pregnant.

-Yes, baby! You see that?
-Oh, no!

It's not my skin color,
but it's a baby bump.

I feel kind of unstable.

-Unstable?
-Unstable!

The baby's coming!

I'm going into labor, too!

Oh, no! I'm going
into labor as well!

Oh!

[babies cry]
Oh!

I don't know if it's a boy
or a girl, but it's cute.

Mine's got
a bit of a wonky eye.

Wait a minute.
None of them look like Jared.

But if Jared's
not the daddy...

find out who is, on the next
Bossy Rossy After Dark!

What in the hell is going on?

At the end of the scene,
I feel great.

-We fucking killed it.
-Oh, look at the baby!

Audience: Bossy Rossy

After Dark.

You know, ever since
I was a little boy,

I always wanted
to become a mime.

But you know,
horizontal stripes.

So imagine my shock
when I discovered

that mimes are part
of an international cult!

To tell us more,
please welcome

the author of How I Escaped
the Cult of Mimeology,

Gloria Allpink.

[applause]
Oh, hi!

[dogs bark]
Shut up, dogs! Shut up!

Thank you so much
for having me.

-Yes, have a seat.
-Thank you.

Now, mimeology.

People are usually pretty
silent on this community.

Mimes. Not talking, Ross.

They're not talking.

I talk about it in my book.
Did you read it?

Of course I did!

-You did?
-No.

Oh, okay, okay.

Like, you believe that Mik
is a psychiatrist.

Chapter three, stripes.

Fashion statement
or imprisonment, Ross?

I never thought about it
like that.

I know. You cannot make this
shit up.

Now, you work with
a lot of recent ex-mimes.

Oh, I do.

Well, here to break her silence

for the very first time,

please welcome recent
mime escapee Cheryl!

[applause]

[dogs bark]
Here she comes.

So sorry, Ross.
I need to get this.

She's all tied up.

Don't worry, Cheryl.

Oh, gosh. See, Ross,
this is mimeology for you.

Yeah, yeah, just don't
let the dogs out.

Come on. Come on,
you got this, Cheryl.

Come on, Cheryl.

-No, right there.
-Oh, no, Cheryl.

Now, Gloria, Cheryl
hasn't spoken for over 20 years.

Is that true?

20 years. Yes, 20 years.

But she gets closer and closer
to breaking out of her box.

Now, could you translate
if I ask her a question?

Of course.

Now, Cheryl,
how does it feel to be free?

[all laugh]

Oh, she feels ecstatic.

But also, it's hard, Ross.

[all laugh]

What was life like in the cult?

She's--she had
to clean a lot, Ross.

Oh, I know that one!

They let you do that
in the cult?

Yep, they do, Ross.

They let her
churn butter all day.

How did you finally
get out of there, Cheryl?

-She opened the door.
-Yeah.

Got out of her box.

Finally escaped.

-She walked, she ran.
-Yeah.

It was a windy day,
and she's running, Ross.

She's just running away
from that cult.

-So windy.
-Where are you going? Oh.

Oh, she stopped for ice cream.

She had a break,
she had a break.

She was running fast
the whole time.

But she's running again,
I think. Yes, yes.

[all laugh]

What is she doing now?
What is this?

Oh, she's tired.

She's so tired from running.

Girl, Olivia is turning it
with no fucking lines.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

You are so brave.

Well, a little birdie told me

that you haven't seen
your long-lost mother

in over 20 years.

It's time for
a Bossy Rossy reunion!

Come out, Mother Bella!

Oh, my God,
I love these bushes.

Right over here.

Hi! Hi.

Oh, wow.

-Come on in!
-Sorry I'm late.

I was at the Starbucks
and I wanted a tall drink,

but they gave me
an even taller drink,

and I just cannot deal with it.
I just can't.

-I just can't.
-Okay.

I need something smaller.
Smaller.

So you can talk, can't you?

Dear, why don't you just
take a seat right there?

I'm a little confused
with Utica's character.

[laughs]

She's supposed to be her mother,
but she looks like a hooker.

What's with the nails,
Edward Scissorhands?

You know what, Utica?
I get it now.

You're coming over to trim
the bushes at Ross' house.

Bella, I gotta ask.

What is it like to see
your daughter after 20 years?

Ever since I sent you away,

I've been thinking about you
every single--

I haven't been
thinking about you.

But oh, my goodness,
I just can't tell--

you were such a loud,
loud, loud child. Shh!

[hisses]

You see this?
She's sold out.

[hisses]

Well...

I just can't.

Oof.

[laughs]

I'm gonna have to intervene.

I'm kind of thinking
you might be the reason

Cheryl got into mimeology
in the first place.

-[scoffs]
-Now, Cheryl,

here is your chance
to break your silence.

What if you used
your first words in 20 years

to talk to your mother?

What's it gonna be?

And you know, I'll step in,

because I cannot stand
this loudness

and I just cannot even--

-Shut up, mother!
-Cheryl!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Aah!

[gasps]

This is a viral moment!

Bossy Rossy, this is
exactly what I needed.

I don't need you anymore,
Mother!

I can live free!

This is classic my book,
you guys.

This is what it's all about.

[all laugh]
Werk.

Another Bossy Rossy exclusive.

-Thanks, ladies!
-I just can't believe this!

I'm looking at the group,

but in reality,
I'm looking at Mik and Olivia.

And I feel like Utica's there,
but it's not hitting.

Child, Utica...

you in danger, girl.

[sobs] Whoo!

Audience: Bossy Rossy...

After Dark.

Our next guest was the teen star
of her generation.

But today
she can't get arrested,

so I booked her on our show!

[laughs]
Please welcome Tiffany Gibson.

Oh, my God, what a backyard.
[dogs barking]

-Hi!
-What poor person lives here?

[all laugh]

Welcome to my home.

Now, our audience
fell in love with you

on your reality TV show
The Complicated Life.

Yes.

But since then, crickets.

No, listen.

[crickets chirp]
Really. Crickets.

Now, what gave you
your first big break?

Well, some of you may know

I released my first sex tape,
One Night in Tiffany.

I remember that one!

-It was good, huh?
-Yeah, I didn't see it.

You should.

I don't even have
a VHS player anymore.

[gasp] You little bitch.

[all laugh]

Kandy's risk of not being
so over-the-top is working.

What about
those rumors out there

about you and Little Deb-Deb
having a feud?

Well, the ratings were low,
the fans were not happy,

so I fired her from
The Complicated Life.

Do you even know where
Little Deb-Deb lives?

I haven't heard of
Little Deb-Deb in years.

Well, I know where she lives.

Where's that?

In a condo across the street!

Please welcome your ex-best
friend, Little Deb-Deb!

Surprise!

You shady bitch!

Ross, bitch,
how does this work?

Gotta tell the gardener
about that gate.

Now I gotta sit right down.
Ooh, child!

It is so good to see you,
Little Deb-Deb!

Oh, no, no,
not Little Deb-Deb.

No, we're scratching that, diva.

It's Deborah now.

[all laugh]

Well, welcome, Deborah,
and say hi.

Hellur.

It's good to see
you two reunited.

Is it?

[all laugh]

We're not starting off
very high-energy.

The other girls
did really, really well,

and I don't want us to do this,

and then we get there
and then do that.

Little Deb-Deb, what have you
been doing with yourself?

Well, darling,
ever since, you know,

the fiasco with that show,
I got into candles.

I even got you one.

I'd love a candle!

Yes, this one's called Fame.

Fashioned it after myself.

Oh, delusional.

And this one is called
Betrayal. [laughs]

And this one's for you!

Oh!

A gift.

Isn't that nice, Tiffany?

What a lovely--oops.

Okay, bitch.

Deborah, what is
your lowest moment?

I think my lowest moment
would have to be...

Having to go to the slammer.

It was a hard time for me,
Deborah.

"Me, Deborah." [laughs]

I had to get a mug shot,
you know,

and they put it in the papers.

And they called me desperate,

and that's what the inspiration
for this one came from.

Desperation.

[all laugh]
Yes, Symone.

What did you get arrested for?

They said I was prostituting.

I didn't even know
that's what that was!

I mean, I just thought
people gave you money

when you gave 'em fellatio!

[all laugh]
Whoo, baby.

I just thought at this point,
just be fucking funny.

A damn fool.

You know, it's traumatic.

We have to get it
to a 10, diva.

I see two friends here
who are dying to make up.

-Mm-mm.
-No, mm-mm.

Friends who are better together!

-Ugh.
-Mm.

Two friends
who ruled the world!

-Mm!
-Mm!

-Mm-hmm.
-Mm-hmm.

And could rule it again!

You right.

Would you please do me

and all your fans
around the world a favor?

What?

Sing a little bit

of your hit song
Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Row Your Boat?

We should.

Do it, do it, do it!

Hold on.

I think we could do it.

Oh!
[all laugh]

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily, oh ♪

[all laugh]

♪ Life is but a dream ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, my gosh,
that's how you do it, ladies!

We didn't do
what everyone else did,

and I don't know if that's
a good thing or a bad thing.

I don't know. We'll have to see
when we go to the main stage.

All right, ladies,
thank you so much.

Ooh, girl, get me out
of this poor-people backyard!

All right, that's a cut.
We're off?

All right. I hate candles.

Audience: Bossy Rossy...

After Dark.

Aah!

My first guest
is a rocket scientist

who says her life
really blasted off

when she got butt implants.

All the way from NASA,

please welcome Fanny
and her 600-pound ass.

[dogs barking]
Hello.

Catch me on the side.
How 'bout that?

-Aah!
-[laughs]

Look at this body, honey!

Take a seat. Whoa!

Oh! Oh!

How's that
for gravitation pull?

Wow!
[all laugh]

What can you do with that ass?

Since leaving that, like,
boring NASA life behind,

I teach ass-ercise!

-Oh!
-Do you like?

-Yeah!
-Yeah.

Talk to the ass,
Bossy Rossy.

Oh. Hi, ass. Hi, ass.
How are you?

Tina is giving me
everything I need right now.

Uh-huh.

Fanny, I have to tell you,

personally, I love
your big, fat ass.

But...
not everybody does.

Here to say that
your 600-pound ass

is tearing your friendship apart

is your best friend
and NASA coworker Mary!

[applause]

[dogs bark]

Thank you so much
for being here.

-Yeah, talk to the ass!
-Oh, God.

How are you doing, Ross?

That's her mother?

No, it's her, like,
former best friend, I think.

Oh.

What was your friendship like

before Fanny
got a 600-pound ass?

Well, Ross, we were always
in each other's orbit.

We worked together
in the same department at NASA,

and we were always together.

And it's gotten so hard
without her there.

Everybody talks about you now.

-What?
-Yes.

You are an embarrassment
to the entire corporation.

They just can't handle it

that I'm putting the "ass"
in "massive," okay?

Oh, my goodness.

Mary, do you think
there's a chance

that you and Fanny
could ever be friends again?

Well, you know what, Ross?

I thought before I came here

that I wanted
to be friends with her.

But instead, I thought maybe
I should leave NASA, too.

What? What is going on?

You ready? Bam!

Oh!

Aah!

You fucking dirty
little tramp!

Aah! How dare you!

How dare you!

Oh! This is a viral moment!
Viral moment!

Talk to the ass!
Talk to the ass!

Talk to that ass!

[all laugh]

I think we can figure out
some other way

for you to work this thing out.

What do you suppose
we do, then?

Well, I have an idea.

Tickle fight!

Wait, what?

Tickle her!

Like, hold on, it's like,
what--stop! [giggles]

[all giggling]

Stop!

Ooh!

[all laugh]

Wait, wait, do it again.

-Do it again. Yeah?
-Yeah.

Shh, don't speak!
Don't speak!

I missed you!

[screams and laughter]

Miss Thing,
I made out with Tina.

[moaning and groaning]

Wait, wait. Take my ass!

[screaming]

It felt like kissing
somebody's uncle, girl.

[laughs]

I feel like Elliott definitely
did not match Tina's energy

through this entire thing.

If you're not gonna match the
energy that's bigger than you,

you're gonna get lost.

-Wait! Wait!
-Take my ass!

Ladies,
clean up, all right?

I gotta get out before the
owners of this house get back.

Oh, uh-oh, here they come.

[car honks]
Oh, here they come!

-Get outta here!
-Oh, my God!

Ass-ercise!

Ross: Thanks so much
for watching.

Don't forget to like
and subscribe, please?

-Ooh!
-Let's do this!

Running, running, running,
running, running, running.

It's runway day,

and today we're
gonna get to find out

what the judges thought
of our trashy talk show.

Symone's a little bit nervous
because the characters we played

were way outside
of our comfort zone,

and I want her
to snap out of it.

Like, bitch, I'm telling you
we did good,

so stop worrying about it.

So, girl, how do you feel?

I know, like,
I got in my head about it,

like, seeing your group
and then seeing Utica's group.

And it sucks.

I second-guess myself a lot,

and I am very in my head
a lot sometimes.

It comes from
a lot of people-pleasing.

Like, just not wanting
to, like fuck up

and make you disappointed in me
or people, like, yell at me.

I just wanna be good,
I just wanna be perfect.

Like, growing up, like,

my mom didn't necessarily
put that pressure on me,

like you have
to dir-dit-dit-dit-dah.

But it was just, like,

when you have an older brother
who goes away,

like, who goes to jail,
essentially,

and you see what
that does to your mom--

So when I was really young,

my brother
committed armed robbery

and he went away.

And that killed my mom.

It was like she completely
left her body.

I just remember watching her,

seeing that
and being in that moment,

being like,
you cannot do this to her.

I just felt like
I couldn't ever do anything

to make her disappointed in me.

And that's why Symone
is so important to me.

It's almost like being
a different person,

because
she can make the mistakes.

She can do stupid things,
and people loved it.

But, like,
I could never do that.

-Yeah, I get it, girl.
-Oof. It's frustrating!

My thing is I pray a lot, so...

You pray?
You stay prayed up?

I pray.
I stay prayed up, girl.

[laughs]

-Hey, Miss Thing.
-Hi, angel.

So how you feeling
about the challenge thing?

I mean, I'm feeling good.

I felt like
we both did incredible.

I thought we did
an amazing job.

But I just feel like whenever we
came back in from the challenge,

everyone almost
went out of their way

just to say how great you did.

Which you did do great.

But the second I came in,
even though I did a good job,

they all just
kind of were, like,

"You didn't stand up
next to Tina

when it came to the energy."

Watching Tina perform,
you could just tell

you went out there
and had a fucking ball.

And Elliott,
you were good, too.

The only thing is that Tina
was such a big character,

that sometimes it was like,
oh, we're losing who Elliott is,

and I was only watching Tina.

And it just, you know, you get
to almost, like, a point

where it's like,
it gets to you.

I think a lot of people
have pushed you to the side

because they don't know
who you are.

I think sometimes
you're always so concerned

with being Elliott With 2 Ts

that you're never,
like, Elliott.

I mean, to be completely blunt,

I think a lot of my insecurities

with, like,
how I interact with others

comes from, like--

I have, like, a pretty severe
case of clinical depression,

and I have
since I was about 13.

And so I think that's why

I kind of put on that face,
that mask.

Right, right.

Because I don't want
anyone to think,

oh, girl, she has depression.

It really takes my breath away
a little bit,

because, you know,
it lets me know who he is.

And depression
is such a hard thing,

and I know it so much firsthand.

My mom's had depression
since I was a kid.

Without pills, my mom
is a very different person.

You know, I grew up in
a household of that, you know,

so I know how hard it is
to be around,

and how hard it is
to deal with it.

There are days, like, I didn't
even know who my mom was,

you know what I mean?

And I get, like, really,
really upset about it,

because it's such, like--

it's a really hard thing.

And it's, like, it gets me...

It gets me kind of emotional,

because it's, like,

I don't know what's, like,
going on in your head.

Well, it's like my fiancé,
he doesn't understand it.

He just thinks,
oh, you're just upset.

But, like, I could be
in a room by myself

or in a room surrounded
by my best friends,

and if it hits, it hits.

It literally is something
that I have no control over.

Yeah.

It's not just a feeling,
it is something that, like,

is a chemical imbalance
in my brain.

And I think
that's why I kind of...

been a little too much
for some of the girls.

I think, like, if you were real
and honest with these girls

like you're being with me
right now,

I think it would change
drastically.

It makes you a real person.

I have 180'd with Elliott.

I think Elliott
is a very complex person,

and knowing that now,
these are the times

when you feel ashamed

that you made judgments
about people

without talking to them first,
and I'm guilty of that.

Stop being so hard on yourself.

It's a new day.

And stop trying
to impress everybody else.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, yeah.

Girl, it's so funny,

because yesterday
we were on the talk show,

and, girl, there have been
some talk shows on TV

that are ridiculous,
like Jerry Springer.

Gimme some of your favorite
TV moments, bitch.

My favorite TV moments
is Maury.

It's when the girls run.

Oh, yes.
[all laugh]

Like, the cameramen
are Olympic sprinters?

The cameramen,
those are track stars.

They are chasin' hos.

I'm gonna be Maury,
you gonna be the baby mama.

Okay.

I need a cameraman.

I'll do it!
You? All right.

-LaLa, stand in front of me.
-Girl, I'm the boom.

All right, Miss LaLa Ri,

in the case of your
four nine-year-old kids.

LaLa, Tina Burner
is not the father!

-Aah!
-I told you! I told you!

I told you!
I told you, bitch!

[screaming]

I'm not the father!
That's not my baby!

That's not my baby!

That's not
my motherfucking baby!

Oh, my God!
[all laugh]

I love that you wanted Tina
to be the dad, like--

[laughs]

#Dad.

[all laugh]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Michelle Visage. Now, have you
ever had an imaginary boyfriend?

No, but take
my imaginary husband, please!

[all laugh]

And the hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, Ross, would you
consider yourself

a bossy bottom or a bossy top?

Ru, I'm not bossy.

[all laugh]

She's a 21st-century
renaissance woman,

the irrepressible Ts Madison.

Hey, Ru. Oh, my God,

the woman I learned
how to be a woman from.

You better step your pussy up.

Ooh! [laughs]

Get a job, suck a dick.

Hold on. Go slower.
I'm writing it down.

[all laugh]

This week,
we challenged our queens

to get sketchy on
Bossy Rossy After Dark.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Bead It.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.

♪ Bring back my girls ♪

RuPaul: Up first, Denali.

Ts: Clap on!

[all laugh]

Denali: This look is one
of my all-time favorites,

and it's a design that
came straight from my mind.

I've been obsessed with lamps

since I was, like,
a little baby boy,

and I told myself years ago

one day I'm gonna
walk on the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race

dressed as
a massive chandelier.

Ross: How many drag queens
does it take

to screw in a light bulb?

RuPaul: Rosé.

Michelle:
Oh, hey, Stinkerbell!

Rosé: This look
is a total labor of love.

There are so many hours
of work going on here,

and thousands of beads.

I'm like a little Tinker Bell
made of plastic.

Ts: Clap your ass
if you believe.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: LaLa Ri.

Oh, when the taints
go marchin' in.

[all laugh]

LaLa: I love to shake my ass,

and I'm gonna shake my ass
all the way down this runway.

I am very proud of this look.

I'm gonna take you
to Mardi Gras today.

Whoo, child.

Ts: Creole Lady Marmalade.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Gottmik.

Bottoms up!

Gottmik: This week,
I chose the anal option.

I'm giving
this sixties mod dress,

and then I have

a full anal bead inspired
latex headpiece.

I just wanted to give you
something campy

and fucking funny.

RuPaul: Anal mountain
high enough.

[all laugh]

Olivia Lux.

Is the double-Dutch bus
still running?

Olivia: When I think beads,

I think little Black girls
with beads in their hair.

With my beaded jump rope,

and I have this custom
denim overall skirt

fully covered
with beads and stones.

Ts: I like her pattycakes.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Syracuse,
Schenectady, Utica.

Michelle: Something old,
something new,

something bloody?

Utica: I am serving
this bloody bride,

but she's got this dark side,

and she's killed her husband
and she's walked in his blood,

and just killed him with all
these different kinds of beads.

RuPaul: I married Satan.

Oh, my God,
I married Satan, too!

[Ts laughs]

RuPaul: Kandy Muse.

Ts: Classy and flashy.

And trashy, too.

[all laugh]

Kandy: This is
the most beautiful

I am going to ever look.

I am wearing my huge hat

with beads
like a cascade of diamonds.

I have my nipples softly
caressed with some tassels.

I look like sex
walking down this runway.

Ross: You know you're a whore

when your beads
are dragging on the floor.

Ts: Mm-hmm.

RuPaul: She delivers
in 30 minutes or less.

Symone.

Michelle:
Oh, y'all wanted beads?

[all laugh]

Symone: You wanted a gag
on the runway?

Well, honey, here it is.

My runway look is inspired

by Glamazonian,
Zulu African warrior,

all of these things
spun up into one.

I am feeling just so strong

and ready to kick your ass
if I need to.

Quintessential Symone
happening right now.

Ts: Get into it.

RuPaul:
What's her name again?

Symone!

Tina Burner.

Ross: I'd ride
her Mardi Gras float.

[crack]

Michelle: Oh!

Tina: This is a very
Tina Burner take on beads,

and I'm feeling
this Mardi Gras fantasy.

I have taken Michelle's tips.

She wanted bigger hair.

I am listening,
and I'm trying here.

Michelle: Her cups
actually do runneth over.

Ross: At least
she's covered up--oh!

Never mind.

Ts: We call that a Mardi-bra.

Ross: Titty-burner.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Elliott With 2 Ts.

Ross: Flapper?
I hardly know her!

Elliott: I'm a 1920s flapper
on Bourbon Street.

I really wanted to take

the bulky material
like Mardi Gras beads,

but still make it slimming
and sophisticated and classy.

Ts: How great is your Gatsby?

Welcome, queens.
I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Tina Burner.

Gottmik.

Denali.

Rosé.

Ladies, you are safe.

You may leave the stage.

Ladies, now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with LaLa Ri.

Your outfit tonight is cute.

Your hair is fun,
your makeup's beautiful.

I'd wear this
to one of my old jobs.

[all laugh]

But what I noticed is that
there's a rip on your side,

and it's pretty big.

And I know the show must go on,

but you gotta do what you can do
to make sure I don't see it,

because that's where
my eyes will go.

All right, let's talk about
the Bossy Rossy challenge.

You were in
with Denali and Rosé.

They were loud, and I felt like

you just sort of
tried to blend in.

And as I looked back,

I kind of couldn't remember
that much about what you did.

I think that you let
the girls smother you out.

This is Season 13, girl.

Listen, you got to go hard
or go home.

[sighs] Yeah.

Up next, Olivia Lux.

Hi.

You were the mime.

A regular mime is not
gonna work on this show,

but a drag mime, which is
kind of what you gave us--

over the top, stupid,
and ridiculous--

it's what I kind of live for.

I don't know
how to say this, um...

[all laugh]

You did great!

And it was such a risk,

because
it could have been so bad.

I love this look.

It's just very Punky Brewster,

it took me back
to the old school.

Thank you.

Up next, Utica.

This look is twisted
in every kind of right way.

It's also why you don't serve
red wine at a wedding.

[all laugh]

When I watched you perform,

-Aah!
-I wrote "unique."

And I think that
you rely on that a lot,

that jump out and wah.

When you came out,

you were talking about Starbucks
for most of the time.

I wanted a tall drink.

I kind of was not following
where you were going.

I felt like you hit a couple--

I'm thinking baseball here--

a couple second-base, um...

[all laugh]

Anyway, I was looking
for a home run,

and I think
you made it to first.

Up next, Kandy Muse.

I relate to Tiffany Gibson.

I am Tiffany Gibson.

And there's an air
of desperation

that I was pleasantly surprised
that you brought.

I loved how
you hit back with me.

What poor person lives here?

You called me a bitch
in the first 30 seconds.

I said, "This girl is quick.
She almost Ts Madison, girl."

[all laugh]
Tonight on the runway,

I was very, very happy
with this look.

-Whew!
-When it's right, it's right.

You look beautiful.

Up next, Symone.

This outfit,
it is absolutely stunning.

Thank you so much.

It's fashion, but it's edgy
and fun and you.

Let's talk about the challenge.

There was such an ease with you.

You weren't a bulldozer,

but you can't be
in improv, right?

You have to listen,
you have to answer,

and you were
so fun to play with,

and it felt very
in-the-moment with you.

Bitch, I got one word to say.

-What?
-Deborah!

-Deborah, darling.
-Deborah!

[all laugh]

Up next, Elliott With 2 Ts.
Wow, look at this outfit.

You have never looked more
beautiful than you do tonight.

Thank you.

From Elliott With 2 Ts
to Elliott With 2 Tit-Ts.

[all laugh]

-Talk to the ass!
-Oh, my God.

I didn't really get
who you were,

other than that
you were mad at Tina

because she got a big ass.

But, like, who were you?

We actually were in love
with each other.

-Huh. I didn't quite get that.
-Okay.

I was, like, she kind of dry.

-Yeah.
-Until the titties popped out.

I was like, oh, there they go.

There it is right there.

And then it kind of was just...

I just want you
to put a little water

on your coochie, girl,
because it's dry.

Okay. [laughs]

Yeah, I was gonna
say that, too.

[all laugh]

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

All right, now just between
us squirrel friends,

whaddaya think?

LaLa Ri.

The runway look tonight,
it was cute.

It wasn't the same level
as some of the other girls.

If Bob Mackie
has taught us anything,

it's the placement of the beads

should actually accentuate
the curves on your body.

In the challenge,
she was not terrible,

because she had
some really funny lines.

I did love that moment,
though, with her belly,

when she showed that
it was 50 shades whiter.

But one moment isn't enough
when it's crunch time.

Olivia Lux.

Olivia looked so adorbs.

She had a unique take
on the beads idea.

It took me back to a time
when I was really--

really, really young
and vulnerable.

[all laugh]

I don't believe that
for one second.

[all laugh]

Now, if somebody
would have asked me,

hey, should I do the part
that's the mime,

where I don't get to speak,
I would not have advised it.

But Olivia took this character

that could have
literally been nothing

and made it
the star of the show.

Not since Patty Duke

and her Academy Award-winning
role as Helen Keller

-have I seen an actor--
-You are stupid.

She stole the show.
Utica.

On the runway, she looked
beautiful, actually.

I kind of really dug
what she was wearing.

But in the Bossy Rossy
challenge,

Utica gave me blue balls.

Because she walked out
on that Bossy Rossy set

looking, honestly,
gorgeous and sexy,

and I thought, I cannot wait
to see what she brings.

And then she brought me
a latte.

[all laugh]

Kandy Muse.

In Bossy Rossy, Kandy was
a joy to play opposite against.

When I tossed
something to her...

You bitch.

She didn't have to search for
a punchline or something funny.

She was just able
to drive the story,

and that was so effortless.

And tonight on the runway for me
was such a step up. Wow.

That nude there, I was,
like, girl, I need that.

I got to go to work tomorrow.

If Kandy can allow herself

not to let the competition
get to her,

she could do amazing things.

Symone, Symon-yay.

As Little Deb-Deb, I was howling

from the minute she
couldn't get through the gate.

She walked over the gate,
y'all, in a mini-dress.

Symone has the ability

to make the audience
feel at ease.

A lot of performers,
you see them

and you sort of cringe
a little bit,

because they feel uncomfortable

and it makes you
feel uncomfortable.

Not with Symone.

Listen, Symone really knows
how to deliver a look,

and tonight was no exception.

Not only did she have
hair beads in her hair

spelling out her name,

but she also had hair beads
all over her outfit!

Come on. That is
one of the greatest outfits

we've had on this stage.

Elliott With 2 Ts.

I will say this.

Elliott's been sort of
underwhelming for me

on the runway.

But tonight,
this is probably by far

the best look she's ever had.

But in the main challenge,
that was a tough one for me.

She sort of disappeared
behind Tina Burner,

and, you know,
you can't blame her.

Tina was everywhere.
She had her ass up in my face.

I haven't had that much ass in
my face since--what time is it?

[all laugh]
The point is, like,

if you're in a scene
with somebody like that,

you've gotta compete
at that level.

I feel like she got lost
in the tits.

She tried to describe what their
objective was in the scene,

but it wasn't enough.

I don't think they had
fleshed it out enough.

Well, if you don't
flesh it out enough,

you definitely will get lost
in the tits.

Oh, yeah, you certainly will.

And if you don't
flesh it out enough,

you won't have
any repeat customers.

[all laugh]
You in trouble.

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

-Where they at?
-Bring back my girls.

Bring 'em back!
Where they at?

♪ Bring back my,
bring back my, bring back my ♪

Bring back my girls!

Welcome back, queens.

I've made some decisions.

Olivia Lux.

Watching you this week,

I had the mime of my life.

Kandy Muse, Symone.

This week, you really
row, row, rowed our boats.

Olivia Lux, con-drag-ulations.

You're the winner
of this week's challenge.

Oh, God!

Oh, my God!
[applause]

You've won a cash tip
of $5.000.

Werk!

Oh, she's rich!

Aah! [laughs]

Oh, my God!

Back-to-back wins!

Kandy Muse, Symone,
you are safe.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

You three
may join the other girls.

Whew.

You're rich, bitch. Aah!

Bitch, I want a thousand.

[all laugh]

Elliott With 2 Ts.

Your runway was jazz hot,

but in the challenge,
you were not breast in show.

Utica. Your bloody bride
was O-positive,

but the reviews of
your mime mom were negative.

LaLa Ri. On the runway,
you took us to Mardi Gras,

but your pregnant therapist
did not deliver.

Utica.

You're safe.

Thank you, RuPaul.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Love you!

LaLa Ri, Elliott,

I'm sorry, my dears,
but you are up for elimination.

Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

LaLa turns it out
when she has to lip sync,

but I'm confident in myself.

I know where my strengths are,

and it is in performing.

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]
What'd you say?

This is my body.
Come on, girl.

♪ You ain't know ♪

♪ Texas women do it bigger ♪

♪ What, say it ain't so ♪

♪ In the south
it gets no realer, baby ♪

♪ Pot full of grits ♪

♪ I'm hotter than
your mama's supper, boy ♪

♪ Better get with it ♪

♪ Better watch your mouth,
I might burn you, boy ♪

♪ You go, uh ♪

♪ Good love, I deserve it ♪

♪ If you're scared,
go to church ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo, I'm a lover ♪

♪ Hold on tight,
little country boy ♪

♪ I ain't no girl,
I'm a boss with orders ♪

♪ All I'm needin'
is a baby love me ♪

♪ Like a warm biscuit
on a Sunday morning ♪

♪ I got what you want ♪

♪ I'm aiming to please ♪

♪ I got what it takes ♪

♪ I sure got the means ♪

♪ I got what you want ♪

♪ Sugar, honey, iced tea ♪

♪ All eyes on me,
oh, oh, baby ♪

♪ I'm a whole lotta woman... ♪

When I perform,
that's like my therapy.

It's just time for you to just
release all of these emotions

and just leave it on the stage.

And bitch, I'm gonna give you
the LaLa Ri experience.

♪ Hey, hey,
ain't no competition, babe ♪

♪ It's just can you
keep up with me? ♪

♪ I can't do a thing about
my wicked ways with gravity ♪

♪ Higher than the leaves ♪

♪ They fall from trees
like D-O-double-Gs ♪

♪ I reside in Tennessee ♪

♪ But Texas
still flows deep in me ♪

[cheering]

I know Elliott's a dancer,
but this is the first time

I ever wasn't bored
with two splits in a row.

♪ I'm a whole lotta woman ♪

♪ I'm a strong, badass chick ♪

♪ With class
and confidence, hey ♪

Go on, girl.

[applause]

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Elliott, shantay you stay.

Thank you.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.
Thank you.

[applause]

LaLa Ri, I am so glad

the world got to taste
the full LaLa Ri experience.

I just wanna thank you so much

for bringing my tiny ass
all the way from Atlanta to L.A.

for this amazing opportunity.

I'm forever grateful.

Now sashay away.

-LaLa Ri!
-I love you, LaLa!

[cheers and applause]

-We love you, LaLa!
-LaLa Ri!

I'm feeling a little defeated.

I feel like I worked hard

to give the judges
what they asked of,

and it still wasn't enough.

I just didn't know
what they wanted.

I just couldn't figure out
the missing piece.

This is not the last
of LaLa Ri, darling.

This is only the beginning,
darling.

She is coming to give you
the LaLa Ri experience.

Ah-ha! [chuckles]

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you
going to love someone else?

Can I get a "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Well, let the music play.

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race...

Hi, queens!

[screaming]

Bam. We have Anne
motherfucking Hathaway!

You'll be singing
and dancing up a storm

in Social Media,
the Unverified Rusical.

♪ These are the postings ♪

♪ Of a people
who won't be duped again ♪

-Whoo!
-Yes!

You sold the hell out of this.

You nailed it. Nailed it.

But you didn't
really know your words.

No other girls from the
winner's circle has gone home.

It doesn't matter if you're
winning or losing. Like...

Your ass can be grass
at any moment, honey.

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ I'm a winner ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Finders, keepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪

♪ Losers, weepers ♪

♪ I'm a winner, baby ♪