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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,527 --> 00:00:08,225 - Okay. Have fun tonight, sweetheart. 2 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:10,358 Don't stay up too late. Don't do drugs. 3 00:00:10,401 --> 00:00:13,056 And remember, Slenderman's not real. 4 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,797 When you thought you saw him in the woods, 5 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:17,234 that was just Jeff Goldblum going for a walk. 6 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,454 - I'll text you in the morning. - Yeah. 7 00:00:19,497 --> 00:00:21,021 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 8 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:23,066 Is this a co-ed sleepover? 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,937 - I told you Sage and Latisse were coming. 10 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:26,504 - Since when are those boy names? 11 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:29,377 When I was growing up, Neil was as crazy as it got. 12 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:31,248 We used to have to spell it on the phone all the time. 13 00:00:31,292 --> 00:00:32,597 Hey, kid, come here! - Oh, my God! 14 00:00:32,641 --> 00:00:34,469 Are you gonna be weird about this? 15 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,340 It's a Model U.N. sleepover. 16 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:39,256 - It's just--it's your first co-ed sleepover. 17 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,389 I feel like we should have had a conversation about it. 18 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:43,695 - We've had so many conversations! 19 00:00:43,739 --> 00:00:47,047 - You know, Orly, you also have eggs. 20 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,179 But boys have magical worms. 21 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:53,488 Also known as tumescence, it slowly starts-- 22 00:00:53,531 --> 00:00:56,056 See how those dogs are stuck? 23 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,362 I take pride in my talks. 24 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,712 - Sure, okay, I'm just saying that just because 25 00:01:00,756 --> 00:01:02,540 there's gonna be boys in the same house, 26 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:04,629 doesn't mean we're gonna do anything from that 27 00:01:04,673 --> 00:01:07,241 Israeli coloring book that you got me. 28 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:10,505 - Well, these are your decisions to make. 29 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:11,854 But when you do make them, 30 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:14,378 I want it to be with someone special, 31 00:01:14,422 --> 00:01:16,772 like it was with me and your mom. 32 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:20,254 Hearts before parts, I always say. 33 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:23,213 Nope, I just made that up, but I stand by it. 34 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,954 - Hearts, parts. I got it. 35 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:27,304 - Hearts, parts. 36 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,307 [light music] 37 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,874 Hey, kid. - Huh? 38 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:33,223 - I see you. 39 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:36,183 [bright music] 40 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:42,363 ♪ 41 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:45,801 - It seems like we're gonna be here late. 42 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:46,845 Should we get dinner? 43 00:01:46,889 --> 00:01:48,369 - No, we gotta keep our momentum. 44 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:49,979 This budget's due Thursday. 45 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:54,766 If you're peckish, I've got a couple of hard-boiled eggs, 46 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:58,379 and one of those Tom's savory toothpastes. 47 00:01:58,422 --> 00:02:00,816 - Or, we could duck out for din-din tonight? 48 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:02,600 I hear it's dollar chicken night at Porgy's. 49 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,036 - That's too cheap, Jayden. - We're not doing that. 50 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,255 - I'm just saying, you know? 51 00:02:05,299 --> 00:02:06,778 Sometimes it's actually faster to go out. 52 00:02:06,822 --> 00:02:08,302 And the food's hotter. 53 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:11,392 And I get free dessert wings, 'cause it's my birthday. 54 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,612 - Wait, this is what you're doing for your birthday? 55 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:18,529 - Yeah, but it's okay. You know, I love my job. 56 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:21,010 I don't need to go out. I can turn 40 right here. 57 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,230 Now, roll me a birthday egg. 58 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:25,319 [cheerful music] 59 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,190 ♪ 60 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,105 - Okay, fine. Let's go to Porgy's. 61 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,064 - Yes, I'm getting a Sprite! [laughs] 62 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:33,936 [cell phone chimes] 63 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,024 - You think you're gonna be 64 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,330 needing the car again tonight, sir? 65 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:39,202 - Nope--yeah, just a lot of policy to read up on. 66 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:40,464 Very dry. 67 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,858 You go out there and have fun for me, Dan. 68 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,207 - Sounds good, sir. 69 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,601 [line trilling] 70 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:50,082 - Hey there, gorgeous. You up? 71 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:52,998 [upbeat rock music playing] 72 00:02:53,042 --> 00:02:55,305 ♪ 73 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,567 - Okay, we did it, you're 40. 74 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,700 Jayden, maybe you get that to go? 75 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:01,703 - [imitates air horn blaring] What's up, Porgy's? 76 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:05,359 It's Professor Jax coming at you with all the facts! 77 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:06,621 Everybody grab a partner, 78 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:09,841 because bar trivia starts right now! 79 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,800 - This place does trivia? I pick Arpi. 80 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,323 - Good choice, Mr. Tomás. 81 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:15,238 This brain is like a "Hoarders" episode. 82 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,458 Once something comes in, it never goes out. 83 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:19,242 The capital of Alaska is Juneau. 84 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,722 Cows have four stomachs. 85 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,115 I was wearing a blue sweater the day I saw a man drown. 86 00:03:23,159 --> 00:03:24,856 - And I was on a TLC documentary 87 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,162 about child geniuses. 88 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,250 It actually ended up being more 89 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:28,338 about my dad's hidden clown life, 90 00:03:28,382 --> 00:03:29,774 but still, you two are going down. 91 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,298 - Tonight's winning team 92 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,996 gets this one of my son's soccer trophies. 93 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:35,258 [imitates air horn blaring] 94 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:38,827 Which three presidents died on July 4th? 95 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,090 - Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe! 96 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,266 - Correct! - What? 97 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,702 You guys didn't grow up with that placemat 98 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,182 of the U.S. presidents and how they died? 99 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:50,142 - Question two: how long did the Vietnam War last? 100 00:03:50,186 --> 00:03:52,232 - That's a loaded question, Jax. 101 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,711 Conflicts in the region predate-- 102 00:03:53,755 --> 00:03:56,279 - 19 years! - Correct! 103 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,238 - Well, that's a narrow view. 104 00:03:58,281 --> 00:04:00,544 - Every boyfriend I've ever had wanted to be the first guy 105 00:04:00,588 --> 00:04:02,416 to show me "Apocalypse Now." 106 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,417 [laughs] - Yeah! 107 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,549 - These two robins-- 108 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:07,377 - Kermit's nephew and Dick Grayson! 109 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,119 - [laughs] That is correct! 110 00:04:10,162 --> 00:04:12,295 This man's got his learning on tonight, folks. 111 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:13,557 - I liked "The Muppets." 112 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:16,125 - Morning. - How's tricks, Kwapis? 113 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:17,561 - Tricks are bad, sir. 114 00:04:17,605 --> 00:04:19,737 There's a picture of you trending on the Internet. 115 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:22,349 - What? Who took that? 116 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:26,918 Oh, must've been the driver from the car service I got her. 117 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:29,356 That used to be a noble profession, Jayden. 118 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:31,532 - Obviously, I wanna hear all the dirty deets. 119 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,795 How French were the kisses? Did you see her tummy? 120 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,057 - Mmm. 121 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,581 - Oops, somebody saw some tum! [both laugh] 122 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,322 But Mayor-wise, this isn't great. 123 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:42,238 - It's gross! The whole tableau is gross! 124 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,153 - Look, guys, 125 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:47,896 Nicole is a very nice age-appropriate lady. 126 00:04:47,939 --> 00:04:49,332 - She's young enough to be your daughter. 127 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,594 - I'm rich, and it's L.A. 128 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:53,031 And besides, we've known each other for years. 129 00:04:53,075 --> 00:04:54,772 We actually met-- 130 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,426 I used to do this thing where I'd walk 131 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,472 into a Pilates studio and I'd say, 132 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:01,257 "Sorry, I thought this was the Bentley dealership." 133 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,606 - Slick! 134 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,478 - And I meet her in secret 135 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:07,655 because I don't want Orly to think that I'm-- 136 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:10,353 I don't know, betraying her mom's memory. 137 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:11,485 - Well, you're safe. 138 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:13,313 I'm sure Orly never looks at the Internet. 139 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,358 [cell phone buzzes] 140 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:17,447 - [sighs] "Wow, Dad. 141 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,493 Nice photo, hypocrite." 142 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,016 - Who's it from? 143 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,499 - I don't feel good about 144 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,805 our trivia performance last night, Mr. Tomás. 145 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,504 - It was a fluke, a classic "Slumdog Millionaire." 146 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,157 Jayden only knew who Toscanini was because of a picture 147 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:33,681 on the wall at Buca di Beppo. 148 00:05:33,724 --> 00:05:35,596 - Hey guys, I was thinking, let's split up the budget. 149 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,814 Just do it by seniority. 150 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,381 Everyone takes a section to proof. 151 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,817 I don't wanna keep doing late nights. 152 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:41,993 - Yeah, sure, sounds good. - Great idea. 153 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:43,647 - [laughs] 154 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:46,607 And I know you two don't want another night like last night. 155 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,652 I bet it's driving you crazy 156 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,437 that me and Jayden beat you. - Jayden and I. 157 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:51,960 - 'Cause you think you're smarter than us. 158 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,744 - Only empirically. - You gotta admit. 159 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:55,180 You and Kwapis got pretty lucky. 160 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,617 - Lucky? [scoffs] 161 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,445 Mikaela Shaw doesn't get lucky. 162 00:05:58,488 --> 00:06:01,709 I got HPV from a pair of vintage jeans. 163 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:04,364 You guys think you're so smart? Let's have a rematch. 164 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,409 Porgy's, tonight. 165 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:08,368 Or are you dollar chicken? 166 00:06:08,411 --> 00:06:09,978 [dramatic music] 167 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,936 - Bock, bock. 168 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:15,853 - Wait, was that a yes or a no? 169 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,247 - See you on the ice. - Porgy's again? 170 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:19,988 My birthday wish came true! 171 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:23,426 . 172 00:06:23,470 --> 00:06:25,907 [cell phone buzzing] 173 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:27,952 [cheerful music] 174 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,390 - Hey, sweetie. I was just about-- 175 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,218 - I know you got my text. It says "read," Dad. 176 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:35,482 - Stupid phone! - I'm just confused. 177 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:38,006 I mean, yesterday, you said that my decisions 178 00:06:38,049 --> 00:06:39,224 should always be with some-- 179 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,748 - Someone special. And I meant that. 180 00:06:40,791 --> 00:06:42,837 - Oh, so that was someone special? 181 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,230 The lady that you called an Uber pool for? 182 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:47,015 We share an account, Dad. 183 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,060 - I hate these things! 184 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,367 Look, when I said that stuff to you, 185 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,892 I was-- I was thinking about Nicole. 186 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:57,199 She's very special. 187 00:06:57,242 --> 00:06:59,331 - Oh, my gosh, Dad. Really? 188 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:02,813 - Yeah, she's my special lady. 189 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,685 [gags] 190 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,949 - If she's special to you, then she's special to me. 191 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:11,082 When can I meet her? How about tonight? 192 00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:12,344 [laughs] - Oh--I--yeah. 193 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,521 No, I don't know if tonight's possible. 194 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:20,701 Yeah, Nicole is a busy professional work woman, and-- 195 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:23,268 - Oh, actually, you know, I can't tonight, either. 196 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:26,097 Latisse invited me to his lacrosse team's pool party. 197 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,664 He goes to a magnet school for kids 198 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,623 who were emancipated from their parents. 199 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:32,277 - Actually, tonight's good. I just remembered. 200 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:36,543 You should meet Nicole tonight. 201 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:40,024 Let's meet Nicole, all right? [laughs] 202 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,896 [laughter] 203 00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:44,551 [light tense music] 204 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:47,075 ♪ 205 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,859 - May the most intelligent team win. 206 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:51,035 Meritocracy! 207 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,472 - Friendship! Yay! 208 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,909 - Tonight's prize is a big one-- 209 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,998 a bassoon! 210 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:59,348 Brand new, still in the case, 211 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,785 guess how many times my son played it? 212 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:05,180 The correct answer is none! 213 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:07,138 [imitates air horn blaring] 214 00:08:07,182 --> 00:08:10,054 The first question is in world geography. 215 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,013 This sub-equatorial country 216 00:08:12,056 --> 00:08:14,885 is home to the yellow-tailed woolly monkey 217 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,931 and one marmalade-loving bear-- 218 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,280 - Peru! 'Cause Paddington. 219 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:21,109 - Correct! - Yes! 220 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,589 - Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, 221 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,764 and Gorgolzop the Elder. 222 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:25,200 - That's it! 223 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:26,810 - The gum disease, gingivitis! 224 00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,246 - Correct again! 225 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,379 - Dr. Arnold Henry Kegel! - Nailed it! 226 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:32,816 What is the capital of Alaska-- 227 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,209 - That'd be Juneau, Jax. 228 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,298 - You didn't let me finish the question. 229 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:39,040 What is the capital of Alaska's main export-- 230 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:43,131 - Natural gas. - After natural gas? 231 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,612 - Fishes? - Bingo! 232 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:47,309 [both laugh] 233 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,790 - You need to relax and listen to the whole question. 234 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:53,837 - Oh, a man telling me to relax and listen, 235 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,143 that's some fresh lemonade. 236 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,579 Also, saying, "I knew that one," 237 00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,929 after every question is not helping our score. 238 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,278 - Chocolate babies. 239 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,671 - I knew that one. - Okay. 240 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,413 This partnership is over. - Fine, forget it! 241 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,936 I don't even need another bassoon. 242 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,285 - "King Lear"! 243 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:08,330 It's what "Empire" was based off. 244 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:11,115 - Correct! And we have a winner! 245 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,291 - Yes! - [screams] 246 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:15,772 - Now come on up and get your bassoon. 247 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,645 - I am so glad you could make it for dinner. 248 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,212 Thank you, and thank you for making it so last minute. 249 00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,649 - Oh, I'm into it. 250 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,389 I usually just have gummy bears for dinner 251 00:09:24,433 --> 00:09:25,826 on my way home from work. 252 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,349 - Actually, you know, 253 00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,698 I thought that we could have a quiet night tonight. 254 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,047 - Oh. 255 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:34,008 - I'm making my specialty-- turkey à la king! 256 00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:36,358 - Ooh! Yum, yum, yum! 257 00:09:36,401 --> 00:09:38,578 - You must be Daddy's special friend. 258 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:39,622 - Oh, hi! 259 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,190 - Nicole, this is my daughter, Orly. 260 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:43,365 She's joining us for dinner. 261 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,628 - Oh, what a fun surprise. 262 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,456 - Can I get you a glass of wine? 263 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,631 - Yeah. 264 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:52,679 - I am so happy that my dad found you. 265 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,420 - Thank you, honey. 266 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,858 [soft jazz music playing] 267 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,556 Oh, wow, wow, wow! 268 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,645 I can't believe I'm meeting your daughter, Neil. 269 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,213 - All right. Here, taste this. 270 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:07,084 - Wait, does that have meat in it? 271 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:08,695 - It's turkey à la king. 272 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,000 - Oh, well, I'm vegan. 273 00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,133 - It has the word turkey in it. 274 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,223 - Dad, how could you not know Nicole is vegan? 275 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,660 - [laughs softly] I guess I forgot. 276 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,184 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Nicole. 277 00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:24,058 Is it--is it hot in here? Let me take your jacket. 278 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:27,235 - Oh, no! Mm. 279 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,020 - Ah, okay. What else can I tell you? 280 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,937 Well, Nicole runs a Pilates studio. 281 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:37,419 - Oh--oh, no, it was Pilates, but we pivoted. 282 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:40,640 Now we do fairy birthday parties for adults. 283 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,076 - Ah, okay. 284 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,947 - Is it scary to be in love? 285 00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:45,732 - [chokes] 286 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,776 [coughs] 287 00:10:46,820 --> 00:10:48,082 - Um, I see-- 288 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,997 I told Orly that 289 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:54,262 I think that you and I have a nice connection. 290 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,873 - Yeah, for sure. For sure! 291 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,615 - So, how long have you guys known each other? 292 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,312 - Um, six years? 293 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,445 - Mm-hmm. - Six years? 294 00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:06,535 Wow, I can't believe I haven't met you before. 295 00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:10,278 - Well, Nicole lives in Tarzana. 296 00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,889 - Yeah, and your dad lives here. 297 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,152 Wait, do you live here? 298 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,763 I remember your place being nicer. 299 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:20,984 - Ah, no, no. I moved here because, you know, 300 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,594 this is where the mayor lives. 301 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:25,293 - Right. You work for the mayor? 302 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,948 - [laughing] 303 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,080 [light music] 304 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:32,517 - [laughs] 305 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:34,868 . 306 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,783 - Well, thank you for coming. 307 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,828 I hope Orly didn't come on too strong. 308 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,874 - Oh, no, she's a doll. 309 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:44,268 - I made this for you. - Oh. 310 00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:45,966 Thank you, Orly. 311 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,707 It's gonna go right on the mini fridge. 312 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,578 - Oh, look at that. [chuckles] 313 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:51,972 - Bye. 314 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,281 - You should be ashamed of yourself! 315 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,630 - I should be ashamed? 316 00:11:58,674 --> 00:12:01,459 You have been slorshing that lady for six years. 317 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:04,201 - Well, is that a term, or are you messing with me 318 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,421 'cause you know I'm gonna repeat it? 319 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:09,685 Oh, all right, fine, Orly. Yeah, you got me. 320 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,122 Nicole is parts before hearts. 321 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:15,038 But now she thinks this is a real relationship. 322 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:17,475 I'm gonna have to somehow find a way to dig myself 323 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,043 out of this without hurting her feelings. 324 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,786 And she happens to be one of the neatest ladies that I see. 325 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:26,789 - Wait, there are other ladies you see? 326 00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:28,878 Do you do this every time I'm away? 327 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:32,099 - No--what? Hey, you want a new phone? 328 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:33,187 - When I came back from camp, 329 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,971 and the hot tub was being cleaned? 330 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,060 When the eighth-grade ski trip ended early 331 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:39,497 and I found all those Diet Coke cans in the sauna? 332 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:40,716 - Mm... 333 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,109 - When I had my wisdom teeth removed, 334 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:44,328 and I had that dream about Cheryl Tiegs? 335 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,331 - No, that was Cheryl Tiegs. - Oh, my God! 336 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:50,944 - All right, yes. Yes, I sneak around, Orly, 337 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,163 'cause none of these women are good enough to meet you. 338 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,252 - Well, then be sneakier, because I don't wanna 339 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,733 have to deal with this grossness ever again! 340 00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,083 - All right. 341 00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,824 - [sighs] 342 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,261 I'm gonna ask you one more question. 343 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:08,048 You didn't buy me that too-big Tinkerbell outfit, did you? 344 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,880 You let me sleep in it all summer! 345 00:13:13,923 --> 00:13:15,229 - Oh, you're mad? 346 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,492 She's the one who got fired from Disneyland 347 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,059 for losing the costume! 348 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:22,236 [shaky bassoon notes] 349 00:13:26,675 --> 00:13:30,244 - That was "Shallow" by Bradley Cooper and Stefani Germanotta. 350 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,637 I'm still learning, but I'll pick it up quickly, 351 00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,378 'cause I'm kind of a genius. 352 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:36,380 - Oh, you're about as funny as a heart attack. 353 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,382 - You're just jealous 'cause I beat you guys, 354 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,167 despite having Jayden on my team. 355 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,821 - What do you mean, despite? 356 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,258 You think I'm some kinda idiot that can't-- 357 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,738 Intentional! 358 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,653 - Jayden, I'm sorry, but come on. 359 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,264 You know I'm LeBron, 360 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:53,006 and you're, like, the Laker Vanessa Hudgens hooked up with. 361 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:55,443 - I think you mean Kyle Kuzma. You see? 362 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,359 You think you were carrying me? I was carrying you! 363 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,143 I ran the board on discontinued candies 364 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,797 and "Playboy" in the '90s. 365 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,103 - Ooh, he's got a point. 366 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,887 Maybe Jayden should get the bassoon. 367 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,236 - Hey, here's a question. 368 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,891 Who's not on my trivia team anymore--Mikaela! 369 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,023 - You didn't give me a chance to answer. 370 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,546 - Oh, I knew that one! 371 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,940 - Okay, so maybe we settle this definitively tonight! 372 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,332 - Well, I'm free. 373 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,812 I finished my section of the budget. 374 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,379 - Me too. - I did mine. 375 00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,815 Okay, it's on tonight. 376 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,819 Our friend Jax is at Canter's Deli Two in Torrance. 377 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,386 It's every they for themself. 378 00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,258 [lively music] 379 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,913 - Wow, wow, wow! 380 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,698 Two days ago, I did not think I would be visiting your office. 381 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,571 - Please, sit down. - Okay. 382 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,706 - [sighs] So, Nicole. 383 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:47,147 Boy, these last couple of days have been very special. 384 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,931 - Neil, please stop, stop! 385 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,933 I can't see you anymore. I'm so sorry. 386 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:54,937 - Wait, uh, you can't see me? 387 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,286 - Yeah, I mean, you're fun, 388 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,419 but I don't think of us as a serious match. 389 00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,682 You're in my phone as "Short Neil." 390 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,205 - You have a taller Neil? 391 00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,033 - I just think we're at different places in our lives. 392 00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:06,644 Like, you're looking for a stepmom for your kid, 393 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,951 or a caregiver, someone to drive at night. 394 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,561 I am not that girl. 395 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:14,739 I drink at night, and I need to honor that part of myself. 396 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:17,307 - [sighs] Well, okay. 397 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:21,137 Yeah, I respect your decision. - Yeah, okay. 398 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,878 - Yeah, but just for the record, sit down for a sec. 399 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,793 - Oh, okay. 400 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,143 - That's not what I'm looking for. 401 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,711 You know, I enjoy a casual good time. 402 00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:30,973 Orly just caught me. 403 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,410 - Look, I get it. Your wife just died. 404 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,542 - Well, eight years ago. 405 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,805 - Oh, and you're still just hooking up? 406 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,764 You're, like, 60. 407 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,506 - Yes. What I'm trying to say is, 408 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,248 I'm not looking for a serious relationship either, 409 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,859 because my priority is Orly. 410 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,644 - Okay, but you do realize 411 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:52,038 Orly's gonna go off to college in, like, two years, right? 412 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,430 - My God. Don't say that. 413 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,084 - Yeah, and you need to make space for yourself, 414 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:56,520 and your emotional needs. 415 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:59,132 My friend Carly went through this as a single mom. 416 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,481 She wouldn't date for years, 417 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,004 and then when Baller went off to college, 418 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,006 she was like, "Now what, I'm 31." 419 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,573 - Well, maybe I should call Carly. 420 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,009 - You do not wanna do that. 421 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:08,402 Carly is married to an MMA fighter now. 422 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:09,533 He will kill you. 423 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,319 But you might wanna ask yourself, 424 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:16,105 "Why am I so closed off to the possibility of real love?" 425 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,020 I mean, not with me, because I'm too hot 426 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,413 to be your wife when your eyes go. 427 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:23,112 It would be a waste. But, you know, in general. 428 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:28,030 - I guess maybe I use Orly as an excuse. 429 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,554 Because this is easy. - [chuckles] 430 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,383 - But dating at 72, ah! 431 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:37,344 - Oh, my God, sweetie. I'm proud of you! 432 00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:40,042 Also, personal record for me. 433 00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,219 - It's just maybe my ship has sailed. 434 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,830 - What, are you kidding? You're a catch. 435 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,746 You're sweet, you're rich. You work for the mayor. 436 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,052 - I am the mayor. 437 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:53,577 - [laughs incredulously] Okay. 438 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,753 I'm just saying you might be able to find someone 439 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,060 really great, if you open your heart to it. 440 00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,019 - Thank you, Nicole. 441 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,238 And I--you know what, I hope you-- 442 00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,284 you find the right person too. 443 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,329 - Oh, I don't do monogamy. Big Capricorn energy. 444 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,070 Also, my dad had a secret family. 445 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,941 Whatever, it's boring. I gotta go. 446 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,553 Bye. - Bye. 447 00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:18,950 . 448 00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:21,910 [light music playing] 449 00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,869 ♪ 450 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:27,176 - Here all alone? [chuckles] 451 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:28,656 Sad. 452 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,313 - Welcome, welcome, quiz heads. How's everybody doing tonight? 453 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,444 - Get to the heat of the meet, Jax. 454 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,750 - Yeah, we're not here for "Host Chat." 455 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,230 - Sorry, Jax, they're idiots. 456 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,840 - Yeah, that's Mikaela. 457 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:42,061 I think she's on all the apps, but nothing. 458 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,759 - What did he say? - Doctor Elephant is a she. 459 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,326 - What is wrong with you people? 460 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,545 Two nights ago, you were all sitting there together 461 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,678 sharing a dollar chicken like friends. 462 00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,549 - We're not friends, we're coworkers. 463 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:53,811 - And we did not share that chicken. 464 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,683 - It's true. I ate the whole chicken. 465 00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:57,641 - Oh, now you're at separate tables? 466 00:17:57,685 --> 00:18:00,383 I mean, what is more important, 467 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,081 your work family, 468 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,823 or this brand new glow-in-the dark samurai sword 469 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:08,130 that my son says he's "too old" for, 470 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:12,352 and if I were "around more, I'd know that"? 471 00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:16,269 Anyway, that's the prize tonight. 472 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,227 First question! 473 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,621 Believe it or not, the city of Los Angeles 474 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,754 spends $7.3 million every year just on this, 475 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:25,800 also known as "shoefitti"? 476 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,758 - Cutting down sneakers from electrical wires! 477 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,369 - Correct! - Yes! 478 00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:31,327 Street maintenance was in my section of the budget proof. 479 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:34,243 - What--no, shoefitti removal was in my part. 480 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:35,940 I proofed pages 1 through 120. 481 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,768 We split it up by seniority, 482 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:40,119 and Chief of Staff is the highest. 483 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,773 - Yeah, but I'm the Chair of the Budget Committee, 484 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,166 so I'm kinda, like, your king. 485 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:47,082 - Are you two serious? I proofed section one. 486 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,693 I've been at city hall longer than all of you combined. 487 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:52,043 - I thought I could go first because it's my birthday! 488 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,133 - Crap on a cracker. - We didn't finish the budget! 489 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,830 - We've got 400 pages left to go! 490 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,180 - It's due tomorrow! 491 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,790 [energetic music] 492 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,141 - [imitates air horn blaring] Question two! 493 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:05,187 Are my son and I ever gonna be okay? 494 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,710 - He loves you. 495 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:08,799 Just stop taking your feelings about his mom out on him. 496 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,324 Also, make a consistent schedule and stick to it! 497 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,500 [camera shutter clicking] 498 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,937 - Oh, wait, wait. Wait a second. 499 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,243 Okay. 500 00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:19,854 - Oh, my God. Why are you hugging Mom's urn? 501 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,682 - So women know I'm not divorced. 502 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,379 - This just looks like you murdered Mom, 503 00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,990 and are kind of bragging that you got away with it. 504 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,905 - Good note. 505 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:31,126 Okay, so, should I show a lot of teeth when I smile? 506 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,694 I'm kinda proud of my gum health. 507 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,175 - Dad, just be normal. 508 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:40,048 - [laughs] I don't know. 509 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,223 - There he is! 510 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,573 Okay, now where do we wanna put this? 511 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,096 You're the mayor, so you need some privacy. 512 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,055 - Well, I already signed up for Postmates. 513 00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:51,581 - Dad, that's a food thing. For restaurants. 514 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,540 - So when I checked Cuban, Asian, 515 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:55,455 and New American, that was all food? 516 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:56,978 - Ew, what? 517 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,894 Okay, let's try Graya. It's like old people's Raya. 518 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:02,244 Let's pick an appropriate age range. 519 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,680 55 to-- 520 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,334 - 35? - 75. 521 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,857 - [laughs] God. 522 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:10,687 All right, yes, yes. Go ahead and hit send. 523 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,647 - Save, but good job. 524 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:16,084 I'm really proud of you. 525 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:19,174 [doorbell rings] It's probably Postmates. 526 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,263 We're gonna be eating a lot of healthy Armenian 527 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,830 the next couple of days. 528 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,354 Ooh, that's a nice one. 529 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,661 Hey, ho. 530 00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:29,271 - Here's your budget. 531 00:20:29,315 --> 00:20:30,925 Checked, re-checked, 532 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,275 and then we got a little crazy and checked it again. 533 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,495 - But the important thing is, we did it together, 534 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,366 and we're all the smartest. 535 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,021 And at midnight, we did Bloody Mary in the mirror! 536 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,806 - Only Jayden did that, sir, and he soiled himself. 537 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:45,592 - I got these out of a lost and found. 538 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,769 - Hey, Tommy. Ooh! 539 00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:50,901 Do you usually straighten your hair? 540 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,252 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 541 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:57,125 She poofed! This is why I left London. 542 00:20:57,168 --> 00:20:59,127 [whimpers] 543 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,825 - Anyway, great job, you guys. Thank you very much. 544 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:05,655 One tiny note. 545 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:08,702 Cover page says "City Bulget." 546 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,486 Tommy! 547 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,923 - All right, back to work. 548 00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,839 Jayden, do your thing. 549 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,365 - [sighs] 550 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:23,238 [bassoon scales] 551 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,284 - Good night, everybody! - Good night! 552 00:21:25,334 --> 00:21:29,884 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 40372

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