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Kung fu vs acrobatic

Wake up so early every morning.

Why I never get rich?

What are you doing?

Whenever I am in the shower, you always come in for the toilet

is today Sunday?

No, you hope for Sunday all the time

If you didn't sell the car.

We don't have to take the bus now.

My car stereo was stolen eight times within a month

my tire was stolen for seven times

I had to find a parking space for so many hours

I had to pay the parking fee until twelve midnight

it takes thirty dollars for a hour parking

can you afford it?

I can't, but I am sweat

me too, the bus is coming...

Don't push

Look, you are so slow for the bus, it's gone

driver, someone is still trying to get into the bus

driver, porky driver...

He aimed so accurate, I can't win a lottery like him

fatty, do you have any moral?

Morning...

Morning...

Sorry

coming

congratulation

thanks...

It's all up to you

thanks...

Congratulation...

What for?

We all agree during the meeting

you are the man to deal our business in the mainland

about the 1881 hair growing water agency right

that is a very undeveloped place

actually it is not that far away

first you take the train, then ride a seven hours bus trip

then ride a donkey for half a day journey

climb over the mountain, you will arrive the place

this is my acting's style, how's it?

Looks like a Juan yuan, very stylistic

then you should come for my show

next week, I'll perform at my school's hall

I had made a reservation for ten five hundred dollars ticket for you

you mean five thousand dollars all together

what a lousy day I am having

it's not bad enough

why? Brother chi

brother chiu, don't force me too much, chasing the debt over here

beat him - wait,

I am scared of the blood, let's go away from the scene

let's talk... brother chiu...

Kid, I'll beat you to death

he must owed those guys lots of the gambling money

they come to beat him up, good for him

How you look so ugly?

Are you hurt?

Of course, nonsense

sorry I can't help you

help, you will be beaten up if you help

do you need a doctor?

I realize a theory

what theory?

I never get rich

nonsense

what nonsense! This time I go to the mainland

I decide to smuggle

what kind of road this is, I almost get killed

be patient

sitting with these, I almost get killed

thirsty, let's drink something

get away from me

are we arrived?

This road like the old route to get the buddish books

looks like it

so cold, didn't have a bath for eight days

I am so hungry

I had all my clothes on, I am still feeling cold

We all lived like this, call me if you need anything

I didn't know what he is talking about

except this line

what did he say?

He said this is the president's suite

nuts, president's jail looks better than here

think something to smuggle out

no, it is illegal

I don't care about it, let's get contact first

nuts, there is no telephone here

nothing, how to contact them

they borrow a first class communication system for me

how are they so advance?

Straight confidential, this is the trading map

does it work?

Of course

Coming here at night is very dangerous

nothing is more dangerous than poor

comrade, where are you?

I am here

where are they?

Are you Mr. chi?

Yes, where is the goods?

Over here

good stuff, we are rich

this is han dynasty's horse, China's national treasure

Looks like a real one

yes

we are selling for real stuff, no fake goods here

what? I am looking for fake stuff

I tried to cheat the Hong Kong people

they are all real

if these are real, they are all national's treasury

can't take it, will get executed

you don't say, I don't, who knows

we all know

don't run, I am going to shoot at you,

stand over there - go away

you were surrounded, come out

Don't shoot

no more sound - good boy

They don't shoot, they just fire the Cannon, run, quick

Mr. chi, you go first, let me cover you

so sorry

then I go first, you cover for me

bye

go and catch those two with guns on hand

yes - quick, quick

gun, you were mistaken

That snake bites me

No problem, I helped you to suck the poison out

you are such a unusual friend

thank you

I was bitten by the snake too

now is the turn you suck the poisoned blood out

you want me to suck it out

right - suck which part?

Here your ass

thank you

up to this stage, you should sacrifice

you told me to die, are you kidding?

No kidding - I always

I let you had the ham of my sandwich, let you have the toilet first

I suck the poisoned blood out for you

now you should do it too

you asked me to do this disgusting thing

what shall I do then?

You want to kill me

be cool

have you seen stalone helped himself out?

Lie down

am I dying?

How do I know, lie down, quick

that stallion is a idiot, have the fire burn off my ass

don't run, I don't recognized the road

ah chi, wait for me, ah chi

I am going to kill that stallion

I am so scared, wait for me, ah chi

Brother, why don't you yell when you felt down

my mouth is full of water, how can I yell?

Figure something out to get out of here

there is something over there

be careful, don't move

Money granted for you

I am rich,

that's me

how come it is so heavy?

Careful

Very danger

pick up those gold

it's you who touch the trick

did you see it writes you are in trouble

there is no way out

what a big gold, everyone will want to have it

go and find the way out

There are some words on that wall

only way out, against the water flow

we had to be in the water

go, quick

Be careful

Why it is so heavy?

What?

Something is stick on me

let me see, let me see

quick... come and see

what? Where?

Just a rattan, what to be scared

snake, snake...

Go, quick, go away

Quick, climb up

what? What?

Your ass is so attractive, even a shake like to bite

don't be too happy about it

what? Is this the exit?

Doesn't like an exit, feels very horrible

look, drop the coin, bright up the future

is it real?

Who cares, I don't have a coin

you are right, how about this one?

Do you want to try it?

You try it

So horrible, look, there are four set of white bone there

this is so weird

look

What is it there?

I don't know

so pretty

look so ugly,

- and you said it is pretty - Why you said it's ugly?

Do you think we can get out of here?

It's up to the fate

the master of the decade lung chien fei was buried here

the name is very familiar

it's him

he looks like my father

no kidding

what is this?

When you are angry, will your face change the colour?

No

Tell me frankly, are you very angry now?

No - you are very weird now

you are so bored

look at you face, it is so dark in color

nuts, why is it so dark?

Not only your hand is dark, look

who is he?

- Who is he? - It is yourself

do you know you look like a good now?

You mean I like a black face god

no, like Michael Jackson

there is color people because his ancestors was poisoned

that snake must be a poisoned one

what shall we do now?

Right, most of the masters have the anti-poison powder on hand

look, this was found near master lung's dead body

this might be it

take it out

two books here, seven cut and the ru yi hand

what else?

- What is this? - I don't know

it must be this, ease off the poison and strengthen your power

you are saved

you are in good luck

Why? You are so happy when you saw the medicine

this is the pill for the god to swallow

right, take it, it will save your life

come, eat it

are we good brothers?

Of course, take it

half and half

- no way - If you said I swallowed the shit,

you will laugh at me forever

no, that is no brother's behavior

are you nuts? Bites me

I can spread some of the poison for you

you must eat half of it

you have the bigger part

I never did anything bad in my whole life

the only mistake I made is to be your friend

It really works

really?

Getting lighter color, recovered so fast

I am fine now, we are rich

how can you jump so high? My godless

may be I had the magic power now, let me read that book

sure

This girl looks prettier than miss Hong Kong

go, why are you so impatient?

You don't afraid her face was poisoned

- what? - Have you seen?

- What? - She is moving her eyes up

no kidding

guy, what do you want?

Hsiu mun, how long did I pass out?

Princess, I think it is for a while already

did you save me?

No

Yes, yes, we saved you

why both of you dressed so wired?

You didn't wear different

listen your tone, comes from the middle part of the China

right, they are the same as us, from the south

talking in middle's accent

Princess, let's talk like them too

sure

Tien chian is still around, let's go

where are you going?

Before tien awake, let's get away this place

otherwise it will be too late

what to be afraid of, we two can take care of him

don't look down at him, he is the best of the evil side

he is very good in martial arts

Princess, take them away, let me slow him down

hsiu mun, be careful

let's find the exit first

don't move

it is moving, used your hand to open it up

did you eat the pill?

I did

let's watch page two, I'll teach you the martial arts

what is this?

According to this book

use your energy from the upper stomach to laugh, try it

laugh,

harder

right, hand out

What?

Useless

you are too silly, come, try harder

according to the book, laugh harder

laugh, more

right, keep it on

right, spend all your energy to laugh

ready, hands out

Success

hsiu mun...

Princess, what's wrong?

Come, what are you doing? Come closer

why? Am I look so terrible?

Tien chian awake, let's go now

I'll bring you to Hong Kong, he can't find you

Hong Kong

then let's go - go...

Over here

Princess yun lo, I'll find you wherever you go?

Sir, your lamp is so different

now they changed the name, it is called electric lighter

blow it off, try it

what is the year now?

Nineties

some more

Princess, look at the furniture, and the bath tub

the same as us

no, it is used for the bowel-movement

bowels?

Right, what year of chi yuan now?

What year of chi yuan?

A few hundred years

a few hundred years,

we had been sleeping for a few hundred years already

yes, a few hundred years

tien chian catch me to the cemetery

forced me to swallow the thousand years Jen hsin

it can have eight hundred years more life time,

but...

I don't care about any possibility

I don't care about who tien chian is

I just want to know who are you?

My name is hsiu mun

she is the most pretty girl in the world Princess yun lo

why don't you two kneel down?

I am prince Charles

I am prince Charles b

Charles b?

This is my servant, hsiu mun from the south

mun clan, how can she speak mandarin?

Let me tell you, when it is in the yuan dynasty

we all speak mandarin

then I was the same as yours too

right!

Tien chian is the best of the evil side

tien chian is very powerful

he got the thousand years old Jen hsin to eat

he had lived for over a thousand years already

he went to the master lung's grave, try to the book

I tried to stop him, was caught by him

sha lin's four monks were here too

they fought against tien chian, were killed by him

but tien chian was freezed by their power too

before he was pass out

he surrounded us

I didn't realize it was passed for a thousand years already

you two are the yuan dynasty's people, that's an antique

I'll revenge for myself to against tien chian

he will come for us, let's escape

no problem, we can bring you to Hong Kong

you will win as miss Hong Kong

do I get the gold or silver for winning?

You are over aged already

even they are young enough can't win it too

they don't have the I.D. Card, can't get through the custom department

are you out of your mind?

Anyway it is smuggling, who needs the l.D. Card

Look over this iron curtain, there is Hong Kong

wait a few moment, those soldiers take a lift

we can climb over there

even you meet the tiger, be careful of yourself

I can jump over it

fat girl, don't fool me

even the high jump winner can't jump over it

sorry, she is just kidding

miss, don't be scare, I'll take care of you

you dare tried to touch my Princess

enough, hsiu mun, that's it

stop, don't run, stop

I didn't realize the western weapon is so powerful

comrade, I knew my ideology was wrong

I'll criticize myself, please release

go to hell

hsiu mun, go faster

quick, don't let them run away

Go away, quick

come out, say it, who are they?

They are the people's movement actives

I can't believe these people escape try to every other methods

people's movement is so powerful

shall we inform the special squad to catch them

don't be nonsense, I'll report to the officers

can anyone jump over this iron curtain, you are exaggerate

I'll transfer you to the north for re-education

pretend nothing has been happened

yes, nothing has been happened

up, send you to the north for re-education

please forgive me

Is this Hong Kong?

I heard here is kowloon

sir, this is the size of the room?

Take it, let me tell you, Hong Kong's land is very expensive

just face it

how can you hit him?

Sir

just called me brother fei

you are going to keep us, I am so impressed

how can I ask anymore?

Hsiu mun

what fei said is what I am saying

you should listen to me

yes, Princess

understand?

Master wu, if you need anything hsiu mun to do it

just tell me

are you finished with these two weirdoes?

Look at that dirty thief wears so sexy

Princess, give the order

we should executed them

sit down, don't shout

Forget about them, about time to work

ask them read the instruction manual

these are either english or Italian

do you think they understand it?

They should know how to read the map

Nuts

What a dirty girl...

Princess, Princess, we should executed them

don't touch those books,

I am going to work

wait until I am off, I'll teach you use these

these are all with electricity

electricity, understand?

Master, let us study it by ourselves

may be I can work it out

master, you don't know it

qur Princess is the best in emberdories

she can cook very well too

she is the best

wash the clothes

master, why are your clothes

smells stink

don't bull shit, go

before I come back, don't touch it

understand?

I forget to ask them where is the river around?

How can I wash the clothes?

Can you eat?

Are you not enough to have the boss yelling?

Even I don't take it, others will

she doesn't know how to cook, she might have a gas leak

too much gas, don't touch the ring bell

it will blow up

Princess, they are back

don't let them in

yes

go... go out, go out...

You can't come in yet

no matter what happen, let me see

my Princess said you can't

Princess said what I said she will do

you are right

- what? - Closed the door

yes

take care

yes

air-condition, television are on

Taste so great

not bad

these food are cooked by the Princess for you to eat

can she use the kitchen to cook?

Princess is coming

Isseg miyaki, where did you get it?

No, I tailored as it is on the book

do you have any textiles?

Used your curtain textiles

no wonder it looks familiar

I did for myself too, but I won't let you see now

tell me frankly, are you the real ancient people?

You read the magazine, you can use the electricity

are you cheating me?

No, you said it is an Italian book

I can read it

bull shit, you should say kahn is your father too

right, he is my great grand father

I can read this foreigners' book

because Marco Polo had been in the town

he taught us

Marco Polo?

Marco Polo is your teacher?

Right

those noodles inside your refrigerator

those were the noodles I taught Marco Polo brought it back to Italy

what, the spaghetti was coming from China,

impossible

those pancake, I taught him too

pizza, was Chinese pancake

sung dynasty had a guy named wu sung, his brother is wu da lang

he specialized in selling this type of cake

he said wu da lang selling the pizza, can you believe her?

Of course

wu da lang is so poor, he had to sell his wife to sze mun chin

how can I eat all these?

The emperor used to eat more than hundred dishes

what is this called?

You are eating crispy duck

so sweet, what is this?

Sweet cake, made by seven different fruits

I made it

how about this?

Fei's soap

why is it on the table?

I forget to get it back after I used it

to know you is my misfortune

are you allright

master chi, water is coming

master chi

let me changed the cloths tailored for myself for you to see

fine

let me take a shower first, or else my eyes will be infected

where is my underwear?

Master, is hsiu mun pretty?

You...

How about my new underwear?

You even used my family's treasure

this underwear was given by my honey

I had to wear this whenever I meet her

no, don't get closer

given it back to me

leave your hand away from me

you can't touch me

you saw my body already

how can I face others from now on?

You better not to see other people

Princess

Princess, you must take care hsiu mun

did you see her belly?

I never saw such dirty belly

master, hsiu mun was in the palace since she is eleven

she is like my sister too

she is definitely a virgin

hsiu mun, come over here

look, her hand still had a virgin Mark

if you touch her

I will have her married you

you want me to married her just because I saw her belly

if I were on the beach, I can pick so many girls then

you mean you don't want to marry her

of course

hsiu mun, killed yourself in front of him

suicide, great

No, don't, stop her

it won't be that serious

master, you don't know, for the girls of yuan dynasty

virginity is very important

you saw her belly, if you don't marry her

she had to die without any choice

that's impossible, there must be other alternalety way

yes, but you won't choose it

what I won't take it? I'll

that's kill you

I'll kill you, kill you

be cool

you had seen my belly, I am going to kill you

don't run, you dare to run away...

Don't Ace foolishly

Actually hsiu mun is not a bad girl

what do you mean?

Think of it, she is still a virgin

where can you find a virgin these days?

Just like the panda, a very rare animal

you must be kidding

just think too much, understand

for the ancient people, you can marry more than one wife

just married her, treat here like you servant

even you go out for another girl

she won't dare to say a word

I won't loss anything - really

come here

aren't you say you don't want to marry me?

If you want me to marry you

really?

But you had to listen to me forever

you did what I tell you to do so

yes, whatever my husband's order I will follow

if you don't perform as a good wife, I'll fire you

help my back

no, I didn't marry you yet, I can't see you

let's do it simple, report right the way

no, at least I need a face handkerchief

face handkerchief

finished, massage my back

my leg first

it works

master, if you didn't help us

we will be inside the grave forever

since we have fate to meet each other, and you had swallowed the pills

you had fifty years martial arts power

I can teach you the martial arts according to that book

in case no one will ever perform it

the magic hand had nine acts

if you can play the first eight acts, you can go anywhere

about the last act

that is the most power act in the world

it was used only three times as I had been told

the first time is the Buddha beat over the evil

the second time is the fire god win over three power hands

the last time is long chin fei win over the tien chian

did you hear what I say?

Of course I am listening

sorry, but I am serious

it seemed that you don't want to learn it

I am serious, I want to learn it to get a fortune

this magic power includes different type of acts

to protect your body too

after you learned it, it means you had learned everything

so it needs a good body to learn it

how about me?

You are too stupid, your body is not fit enough

you can only learn the seven hands cut

but I used that act inside the mountain hole

you just work it out by luck

hsiu mun, do as the book said

teach your husband over there

go

How are we going to practice?

I teach you the first act, Buddha flying to the west

Buddha flying to the west

tongue's up, concentrate, breathe, look at your nose

concentrate your breathing

now, you had got the first act already

now start to breath through your body

you can feel like in the sky

jump

So high

am I really had to jump?

Just like a dragon in the sky

don't force me, I don't want to jump

I had made up my mind, I am not going to jump

master

what?

Look at my eyes

look at me,

what do you see?

Do you know what do I want?

What do you want?

I want...

Push you down

Buddha flying to the west

I am success

what? Are you alright?

I am fine

you used the same technique fly up here

fine... very dangerous, you go in first, right...

Are you out of your mind, I can take the elevator instead of flying

how did you practice last night?

I have learned the first eight acts

I am better than you, I learned the seven cut already

since we are so good, why should we go to work anymore?

You think you can go to Rob the bank

you should down to the earth

at least work after this month

you are right

taxi

taxi

what?

I called first

another one is coming

taxi

I think we have to take the bus

Open the door

Where is my grandson, driver, stop the car

Buddha flying west

go, go, go...

Did I see is wrong, that guy can run faster than the bus

everyone is faster than the bus when you are in the traffic jam

don't cry

What are you doing?

Thank you, sir, my grandson

nuts, do you want to die?

I think you want to get kill

you say me

not you, him

anyway, I think you mean me

I will cancel your driving licence with your crazy driving

please, don't cancel my license

this is none of my business, don't trick me

no one will complain with your look

officer, give me another chance

don't talk, get your license out

Ah chi, where is your gambling debt?

Brother chiu, you are here, don't hurt me, I am so afraid

you mean you don't have any money

I won't give you even I have money

every time you hurts me so heavy

of course, because you change tricks every time

otherwise it is not excited

ah fei, I'll go to the exit with them

I won't get you involved since we are pals

let them beat me enough, go

please have a cup of tea

I am always in fair condition

from now, you hit me one, I'll hit you one

can I not to fight?

No way

you don't have to pay me the money

I don't want to pay, but I want to fight

you are really in fight

you said we have to fight

you don't understand the ironic

the Chinese with status's speech means nothing

I'll boat you up to clear up your mind

help

I'll cut

don't fight

are you happy?

Are you Mr. chi?

Yes

I am kao li chiu's brother kao li pa

I'll revenge because you beat up my brother

if you have gut, come to meet me in hung ham

you better be there if you are a man

good,

I'll give you a good lesson this time

Kao li chi, kao li pa, I am here

you dare to fight against me, come and try your best

how many people did you bring along?

You better all come out

better than I had to find each of you

What's the big deal, owing some money, you had to flush the shit

it's him who use magic tricks to us

what are you doing?

Used the black dog's blood and urinate will solve your trick

you dare to pour that on me, I am going to kill you

It doesn't work anymore, now is my turn to kill you

brothers,

kill this guy

You are too much, ask so many people come

Where is my husband?

Trust me, over there

my dear wife, help...

Husband, shit on your body

who dare to do it on my husband?

Me

Go, quick, go

The Buddha appeared

The Buddha smiles

The Buddha stars

The Buddha is angry

You better leave

go, quick

Your technique is better than mine

you are the best in the world

no, tien chian is better than him

you are so dumb, tien chian is in the mainland

Brother,

stop

what can I do for you?

Take it off

nonsense

you are looking to get kill

Comrade, you are too heavy on him

none of your business, I just teach him a lesson

he is in good luck I didn't kill him

both of you learn the same technique

but comrade's technique is kind of over

doesn't look like a special technique person

who are you?

I am yin chin

Old guy, you looks very hard working

I think you are very hard working too, sweats all over you back

old guy, I think you can't stand any longer

you can't either, young guy

don't try too hard, o.K.

Fine, let's leave it, 1, 2, 3

master yin...

Fine, our power are the same

but I still have a special technique of tien chian foot

I want to fight against you

master yin, hit him

master yin, give him a lesson

I can't stand up at all

you better watch yourself

we study the Buddha, working the goodness

we don't like to fight

what ever you like, go ahead

good, you don't fight with me, I am the boss in the area

I am your boss too

sure, whatever you say

biggie...

Where is the production fee?

Last night you didn't go home, hsiu mun yells the whole night

I can't get rich

so I went to Macau to gamble

you went to Macau

I am famous in Macau

last night I won twenty straight bit

you are rich, you can leave then

but I lost more than twenty shots today

that is the ending as usual

don't tell others, please

how about those production fees?

Ask them help without pay

you tell them

look, see the guy who can convince others how to talk

Are you ready, stuntman?

No problem

how is the wire?

Fine

- how is the camera? - Fine

fine

everyone is ready, camera, action

why did they act on the scene?

Otherwise what can they do?

Looks like real, is it?

Pretend you are picking up the wire, understand?

I know

pick up the wire

quick, come help chi to cut off the wire

there is no wire here

no wire

there is no wire here

- did you see it? - What?

Did you see it?

What is this? Did you see it clear?

Where?

Cut it off

cut, cut what?

Very good

come, good, that is it, take it

what are you looking? Go

- passed? - Passed

master hamburger, fourth shot, take one

As the master, we spend a lot of energy

after partice, I always eat the master hamburger

dear friends,

have a master hamburger

study in good spirit, won't be afraid of examination

master have to eat the hamburger too

I am passed too

finished, very clever

master like to eat hamburger, made of pure beef

people in Hong Kong is in luck, to eat the real stuff

master like... shit, I can't remember the line

can I have another chance?

Alright, I'll give you another chance

they are the secret clan, to read the special code

Hong Kong people are in good luck, to have the good stuff eat

you knew it

thanks, brother

your turn

master like to eat hamburger

master like to eat the back stuff, crazy beef full of hair

Hong Kong people is in luck, had to wash after eating

only the last act can beat tien chian

if you can't understand the full house Buddha

no one can beat him

impossible, that is in your period

we are different, we have many weapons

we have bullets, cannons, atomic bombs, unclear bombs

even the best technique won't help

you mean the western weapons

right

if he had a tien chian handcuff will do

where to buy? At seven eleven

really, are you kidding?

Did my father call?

No

Don't tell him I am here. He is asking me for money

who cares?

Even if he asked, it is reasonable

my father needs the money to gamble, drink, fight and ask for the girls

I only learned a little bit from him

then he is not a human being

he is not a human being, he is a writer

lions head with snake body, how's it?

Why is his hand inside your pocket?

He stole three thousand dollars during taking the picture

Only master eat the hamburger, you are not the master

eat the banana

what's up?

Tien chian is very powerful, be careful

he is tien chian

kid, you even have learned the ru lai shen chan

you better leave, or I...

What do you want?

Don't try to call the police

I almost say that

no

I cut,

Cut

Princess yun lo, I loved you over seven hundred years

don't you even get move

tien chian, forget about it

you better drop this mind

I knew you love this kid, I am going to kill him

don't you afraid of wan fu chia chung

right

you knew it already?

Not yet

you are so dumb - why hit me,

I didn't learn it

why should I had to cheat him that I knew it

Are you tearing off the building?

Don't worry, we will change another area to eat

tell you don't buy this house, but you refuse my suggestion

quick, help

that's it, don't fight

the one who build this building is so terrible

cheating in the building materials, he won't die so comfortable

wife, don't say like this

what shall I say then?

Actually this house had a pretty good design

look, the wall is very concrete

my leg can pull out

What?

I am fine

tien chian, you are too much

don't worry, not the girl's business, let man handle it

go away

I can't help you, he use this act

go away, I am really angry

tien chian is angry, very powerful

Luckily there are some fire left

let me help you

slower, slow

don't get mad, get dress first

You take a rest first

I know

you are so mean, press on their laugh point

within one hour, they will laugh to death

for those against we hardly can survive

I mean they should be punished with fairness

nonsense

Princess yun lo, I am really love you

even you ask me to wait for another seven hundred years, I'll

I don't want you

ah chi, get some equipments to help

ah chi

all the way Buddha

I didn't start rolling, you are fighting a mess

lung chin fei

Master lung, ah chi is right there

I am not master lung, I am master ko

so heavy, the brushes will do

don't try to use your teacher's name to trick me

I know you are lung chin fei

I've told you I am not lung

why are you two can't stop laughing?

Go get some thing and help me beat up this taxi driver

even master lung needs a weapon

who is the enemy, so powerful

they have so many people, I am only one person

he is finished

he said he is the king of martial arts tien chian foot

what are you talking about?

Listen to me, he is out from the psychiatry center

he treated you as lung chin fei

he is really crazy

he is very crazy try to hurt others

you should stand behind me all the time

fine, you got taste

actually I was out of the society for so many years

since you recognized me

plus I had a quarrel with taxi driver downstairs

but I don't want to expose our identity

so I need you help to ask them away

right

since master lung ask, I'll try my best to help

my tien chian kung fu is almost done

master lung, don't worry, I am not afraid of anyone

who is the guy, dare to offense master lung?

Let's go

Knock down the monster

Tien chian foot

So powerful...

Not yet finished

all the Buddha...

Master lung, very powerful

of course, you can use the tien chian foot

I only said those three words, they were all scare away

me and ah chi will fight against tien chian, you can protect Princess

My daughter-in-law is very strong

tien chian, we can't show in front of these people

our powerful martial arts

good, where do you think is appropriate?

Let's talk upstairs

sure

master lung, I'll get back my Princess yun lo

tien chian, you are of date

do you know I didn't go to that many places in Hong Kong

and prefer staying in Hong Kong

because this place had so many pretty girls

like yun lo's face are so many

if you don't believe, look around

You two get all the pretty girls for me

for this decade, we don't need guns for the girls

they will come if you have money

you better spend more time on earning the money

good idea

he finally getting smart

tomorrow you two follows me, go to Rob some gold from the shop

no, no way

I'll kill you if you don't go

I won't set you free

you are right...

Right, I had one thing want to let you eat

what is this?

Eat it

you are the insect specialized

nonsense,

swallow it

what is it?

This is tien chian insect, if you want to run away

as long as I knock this drum...

No, no, don't knock

your stomach will break right the way

you are so tough

what's wrong, I forget to bring along other insects

great, god finally look at us

you are in good luck, I had a huge one

Father, help

nowadays, the young people are too much

afraid of death, and call me father

Eat it

master lung, are we going to the money bank tomorrow together?

No, from tomorrow on, I'll stay inside the room for ten years

to practice the ru lai shen chiuan number ten

during this ten years, you can take over my place

Master lung, do you really mean it?

Of course, I said what mean,

see you later

I don't want to be the master

I can't walk anymore

do you have to tight this one up?

Of course, we are in rubbery now

we can't let other recognize us

do we arrive yet?

That's it,

this is the biggest one

right, this is the one

good, you two go to Rob thirty thousand ounce gold back here

thirty thousand ounces

I'll kill you if you don't go

- what shall we do? - Let's fool him

Actually we don't have to Rob them, we have the insiders there

yes, yes - insiders

look

- what is it? - This is the insiders' card, come

excuse me, excuse me

look

The kung fu is from shua lin, shua lin's kung fu is the most powerful

was hit so terrible, turn around and finished, give me the money

here is the money

kid, you are good

thank

you two let me try it

shua lin's kung fu is the best

hits so terrible, turn around and finished

give me...

Won't you give me the money?

Good, I'll catch you, see who are you

Where is he?

He can runaway so fast, good kung fu

He is carrying that machine, can't run so fast

What's wrong

sir, what's up?

It must be that huge insect troubling me

what shall we do?

Go back for him, or we are dead

sir, shall we call the ambulance for you?

No, you don't have, we can go by ourselves, thank you

you are back, why do you try to escape?

What you had done is illegal

illegal, I don't care, I am the most powerful person, I am the best

Hong Kong governor is the most powerful person

what is Hong Kong governor?

He is like the governor of the province

good, you two bring me to see him

let me kill him, and I'll be the governor

what shall we do?

Let's see when we are there

go,

quick

fine, none of your business

wife, how's my performance on the stage that day?

You had a very good voice, I love it

go

Who is he?

He is the governor

I am the governor?

Yes,

look at his office dress

looks like the officer in the emperor

my godless

Mia clan, the seven clan blue face evil lady

yes, watch out her wave kung fu

brother, please be careful, take me to the car

no matter what happen, please don't kill me

if you join in my clan, I am your leader

if you against me, I'll have you be the thief forever

he said if you against him

your son will be a mob, your daughter will be a hooker

good for you, both jobs can earn money for you

Carol b, wave create a new idea

can't conquer that feeling

Fantastic...

He thinks he is the real governor now,

what shall we do?

Call the police, fantastic...

- Me? - Of course

what are you doing?

Made a call

what call?

Talk with master talk with master lung

talk, master lung is inside his own room without seeing anyone

I try to talk with him in case he gets bore

Master lung, we will wait for you at the mountain road, number 18

did you hear, we will wait for you

I don't want to get involve, you figure out yourself

if you miss tien chian, I'll bring him along

please don't bring him along

don't come

otherwise I won't give you money when you hand to me

I won't talk with you

remember, don't block your future

the most is I call the police for you

then I wait for you,

bye

master lung is coming

good, let's happy together

ha pi?

Call the station, we have arrived the mountain road, number 18

the people inside listen, you had been surrounded

you don't have a chance to escape

drop down your weapon

release the randsone and hands up

great, great,

we are here

there is an insect inside our stomach

you don't want to go, don't bring us along

don't knock the drum, we won't go

this is the last warning

if you don't come out within five seconds

we will use the force

Go

Dragon a called dragon b, please answer

dragon a called dragon b, please answer

Carol b, wave create the new idea

now continue the coverage

according to the investigation, at least forty terrorists inside

they all carried the most advance weapons

the police is planning to ask the army for support

Miss, what are you doing? You can't go in, it's dangerous

inside there is very dangerous

tein chian is very dangerous, you can fight against him, get away from me

what is happening?

We don't have any bad influence, the guy inside is very powerful

he had a tien chian cover, bullet proof

miss, I think you had watched too many kung fu films

she means it

both of them came to help

who are you?

We came from the new China news

Mr. yin chin, he is the special power technique's leader

he is wondering the guy inside is one of his members

his member?

Might be, we had so many people being forced to stay inside

at least forty to fifty persons inside

well trained people stay in there

they don't listen to me

officer, tear gas is reading

shoot - yes

it is dangerous, you can't do that

Terrorists don't have hat huge power

to throw back the tear gas out

it's all your fault, my husband is inside there

I'll have you take the guilt if anything happened to him

sorry, ladies, how do you know that?

The real person inside that room?

None of your business, let's rescue them first

I had a magic light flying power to get in

tien chian can't notice me

let me go in first, then I'll figure out a way to get in

my godless, magic flying

Those flying tiger members all swallowed the tien chian

if he knocks the drum, we all had to fell down

he is watching television now

right, he is a television maniac

he had watched over so many hours, I hope he will pass out

Who is this girl, looks so ugly

he saw me, I had to leave

want to leave

Go, go

he is watching the television all the time

anyone appeared on the television, he will watch

and won't leave out the sight

- chow yuen fa - Liu shiou ching, li chi

no, it must be chow yuen fa

it's me, if I appeared on the television, he will watch

Yun lo,

tien chian,

- what do you want? - Listen to me

now look at my watch, I'll count 1, 2, 3

you will feel very sleepy, and go to sleep

Don't watch that long

I know, go away

Get up, go away now

no

We still have the tien chian inside the stomach

- don't be afraid, go, quick... - Can't...

Someone is escaping

they all try to escape

cheap lady, dare try to psy me out

Go, quick

don't be scare, you won't get hurt anymore

his drum is in my hand, break it already

go, quick, go

don't close the door, I am here

you dare against me

I don't

don't run away

tien chian foot

open fire

Master yuen, please figure some way to help him

he was hurt so badly

the normal medical way can't save him

the only way is we used our special power inside our bod

there is a method call transfer

we can transfer his power to four of us

as our power, everyone share fourth of it

we can handle it

but during that period, we should back up together

no clothes between us

teacher yuen, I am the worst, of course I'll be at the last spot

if you can against him, then you don't need me

Teacher, please teach me all the technique

have all your money put into my pocket

me too, but I haven't study it yet

Chinese kung fu needs practice daily

strengthen your breathing, to receive the food energy

up the ten or even hundred times

if you can get out all of your energy, then you will be stronger than us

but, it only limited to your own power

but my power is different

what is the difference?

Human being is full of power

according to Einstein's theory

people die, he will leave some energy left

that's the place of grave where all the energy concentrate at

how about the dead pigs?

You ate it all already

otherwise where is your energy to spread out your sweat

you ate the pork daily, I think you are dumber than the pig

you always stare at me

of course

our special technique doesn't need food digestion any

through a special method by using the brain to transfer the power

use the outside power to strengthen our power

Can we absorb all types of energy?

Not really, some of it we can't absorb it

usually they will called them the ghost

don't bull shit

I will call one to show you

you don't believe, wait and see

Don't be too much as a ghost

I'll cut your body into several pieces too

That's it

See what else can you play

Don't bite, don't

that's it

what? Are you alright?

Ah fei, you are the only person to fight against tien chian

used the ru lai shen chiuan number nine

but at that time

the fine god transfer sixty years power to lung chin fei

plus he ate the hundred thousand years old turtle

adds another hundred years, with the total of hundred and sixty years

you have only ate half of the da Dan pill

you have got another twenty years power only

deduct others, may be only more than ten years power only

it is luck if you can learn the first eight acts

the only method is absorb the outside energy

what is the secret to absorb those energy?

I'll teach you a magic line

plus the ru lai shen chiuan you had, I think that's enough

I want to learn it too

you can't, your body is not good enough

you ate too much pork, be aware the pig ghost will chase you

right, teacher yuen, what you mean is

after learning the magic line

then I can get out the most power of this kung fu

theoretical, there is no problem

but facing to the reality, then...

What?

It need the god's blessing

what I had done for the whole night, I still needs the luck

you shut up

Master wants to eat hamburger

needs that much hamburger in order to beat out tien chian

tien chian, I had eaten many hamburgers already

tonight, at two midnight

midnight at two

at the top of the mountain

top of the mountain

the satellite station

let's fight until death

Times up, tien chian must come here soon

you all be careful

hsiu mun

what?

I had alive want to tell you for a while

I never had a chance to tell you

what do you want to say, just say it, no one will laugh at you

I am afraid I don't have chance after tonight

then say it

I want to sneak out

no way

ah fei, do you remember teacher yuen's magic lice

I just absorb some of the energy

I feel more energetic now

I want to absorb some too

watch out the ghost will come on your body

tien chian is coming

don't be afraid

remember, no matter whatever happened, don't come out

I like it

After I beat tien chian, I'll marry you

you don't care I am older than you

older than me, how old are you?

Seven hundred and sixty eight years old

well let's talk it after I finish the fight

Tien chian foot

What is the big deal, just a fight

the Buddha's power is all over

What is it?

All the Buddha...

I thought what you had learned

won't you ashamed of yourself

all the Buddha...

What is it?

Are you alright? Don't against your well

Let me kill you

go to hell

Jump

All the Buddha's power get together

Get out of the tien chian power

All the Buddha's power get together

Be careful, careful

come, please help him into the car

thanks - officer,

I want speak with my friends

sure, but keep it short

thank you

for you

Thanks

brother tien chian, we are here to say goodbye

this is the Carol b, and the hamburger for you to eat

take care yourself

there is no limitation of saying goodbye, we had to separate

but if I had the chance, I'll come back to see you

don't come back to me