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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
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(BOTH SHOUTING IN ARABIC)
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(GUNFIRE)
(BOTH GROAN)
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(MEN SCREAMING)
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(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY
OVER RADIO)
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(MEN CONTINUE SCREAMING)
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LANCELOT: (OVER RADIO) This is Zero
One Alpha. We have secured Falcon.
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I say again,
we have secured Falcon.
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(GUNS COCKING)
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By the time I count to ten...
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...you will have told me
exactly what I need to know.
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If not...
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...the number ten will be the
last thing you will ever hear.
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One
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Two
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Three
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Four
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Five
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Six
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Seven
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Eight
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Grenade! Sir, get back!
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(SHOUTING IN ARABIC)
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Shit.
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Fucking missed it.
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How did I fucking miss it?
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Merlin, I apologize for
putting you in this position.
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You trained him well.
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James...
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training is over.
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Welcome to Kingsman.
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Lancelot.
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Sir.
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GALAHAD: I'll deal with
this mess personally.
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I very much regret that
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your husband's bravery
can't be publicly celebrated.
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I hope you understand.
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MICHELLE:
How can I understand?
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You won't tell me anything.
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I didn't even know
he wasn't with his squad.
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I'm so sorry, I can't say more.
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But I would like to present you
with this Medal of Valor...
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and if you look closely on
the back, there's a number.
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And as a more concrete
gesture of our gratitude...
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we'd like to offer you, um...
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Let's call it a favor.
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The nature of it is your choice.
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Just tell the operator...
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"oxfords not brogues,"
and then I'll know it's you.
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I don't want your help!
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(SOBBING) I want
my husband back!
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(SIGHS)
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What's your name, young man?
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Eggsy.
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Hello, Eggsy.
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Can I see that?
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You take care of this, Eggsy.
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All right?
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And take care of your mum, too.
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BIG GOON: So sorry, Professor Arnold.
Just a tiny bit more.
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Oh, for God's sakes,
just rip it off.
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I'm under very strict
instructions not to hurt you.
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Look, you've made a mistake.
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I'm a university lecturer.
I've got no money.
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This isn't about money.
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Our boss just
wants to talk to you.
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Am I meant to
find that reassuring?
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He'll be here soon.
He'll explain.
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Do you like whiskey?
(SIGHS)
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Red, get the '62 Dalmore.
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Hmm.
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Honestly, this whiskey,
it's amazing.
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You will shit.
(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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I suppose asking to borrow a cup
of sugar is a step too far'?
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(GRUNTING)
(SILENCED GUNFIRE)
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(SCREAMING)
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Professor Arnold,
I'm here to take you home.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(TRAY CLATTERING)
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(SNIFFING) Hmm.
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1962 Dalmore.
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It'd be a sin to spill any.
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Don't you think?
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(RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(METAL WHOOSHING)
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Can you hold these?
Please?
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Thank you.
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Everything is clean.
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(CHUCKLING)
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My kind of welcome.
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Mmm.
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(EXHALES)
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No stomach for violence.
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I mean, literally,
I see one drop of blood...
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that is me done.
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I'm like...
(IMITATES VOMITING)
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projectile.
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Listen, I'm so sorry...
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you had to witness all this unpleasantness
due to our uninvited guest.
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But I promise you, by the time
I've found out who he works for...
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you and I will be
the best of friends.
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(BEEPING)
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To the shop, please.
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Arthur's in the
dining room, sir.
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Arthur.
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Galahad.
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The others were
beginning to wonder
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if we were going to
have a double toast.
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Gentlemen, I'm thankful to
say it's been 17 years...
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since we last had occasion
to use this decanter.
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Lancelot was an outstanding
agent, and a true Kingsman.
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He will be sorely missed.
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To Lancelot.
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ALL: To Lancelot.
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I intend to start the
selection process for
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Lancelot's replacement tomorrow.
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I want each of you
to propose a candidate...
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and have them report to UK HQ...
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no later than 9 p.m. GMT.
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Thank you.
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Merlin.
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Come in.
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Lancelot was investigating
a group of mercenaries...
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who were experimenting
with biological weaponry.
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00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:08,689
Glasses, gentlemen, please.
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Uganda, 2012.
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Synthetic cathinones.
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They put it in the water supply
of a guerrilla army base.
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00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:22,290
Rage, cannibalism,
multiple fatalities.
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Chechnya, 2013.
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Insurgents turned on
one another.
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Indisputably, the work
of our mercenaries,
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but no trace of any
chemicals of any kind.
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So what happened to Lancelot?
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He tracked them to this
property in Argentina.
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While he had them
under surveillance...
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he became aware
they'd effected a kidnapping.
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So he executed a solo rescue
mission, which failed.
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This is his last transmission.
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00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,528
Who is he?
Some climate change doomsayer.
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00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,334
Expounds something
called "Gaia theory"...
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about the world healing
itself, or some such.
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But what's curious,
is he's not actually missing.
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This is Professor Arnold...
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at Imperial College
this morning.
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ARTHUR: It's all yours.
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And don't forget
your membership proposal.
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00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,715
Try picking a more suitable
candidate this time.
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17 years and still...
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evolving with the times remains an
entirely foreign concept to you.
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Need I remind you,
I wouldn't be here
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if it weren't for
that young man?
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He was as much Kingsman
material as any of them.
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More so.
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00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:29,107
But he wasn't exactly
one of us, was he?
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00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,651
Let's face it, Galahad,
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your little experiment failed.
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00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,699
With respect, Arthur,
you're a snob.
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00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:38,950
"With respect"?
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The world is changing.
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There's a reason why aristocrats
developed weak chins.
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MICHELLE: Eggsy?
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Eggsy, come here.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
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Got any Rizla, babe?
No.
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Why don't you do
your mum a favor,
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go down to the shop
and get some?
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EGGSY: Get them yourself.
Oi.
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00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:21,701
What have I said to you about
speaking to Dean like that?
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00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,162
Three's a crowd, innit?
Why don't Dean's poodle go?
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(SIGHS)
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I'll tell you what.
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00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,875
Why don't you take this,
go and get some Rizlas...
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00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:31,002
get yourself some sweets?
And while you're gone...
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we'll show your mother how three
can be good company. (BABY CRYING)
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Thanks, babe.
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(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
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EGGSY: (SOFTLY) There we go.
(STOPS CRYING)
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00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,146
ls that better?
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RYAN: If Dean treats
your mum so bad,
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why doesn't she leave him?
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Low self-esteem.
That's her problem.
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Fuck off. Why would she
have low self-esteem?
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Eggsy's mum is well fit.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
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No offense, bruv.
It's all right.
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One of these days,
I'm gonna smash his face in.
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Are you mental, cuz?
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He'd just get
that lot to do you,
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and then pretend
he knew nothing...
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...about it.
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00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,769
Oi! You think you can chat shit
about us and we won't do nothing...
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00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:32,063
just because our guvnor's
banging Eggsy's mum?
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00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,065
Pretty much, yeah.
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00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,401
Bruv, just leave it.
Let's just go, man.
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It's not worth it.
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You boys have
outstayed your welcome.
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Leave.
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What?
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I'm sorry about that, bruv.
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Yeah.
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Mug.
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They weren't fucking
worth it, boys.
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(SHIVERS) It's freezing.
Why are we walking?
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00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,760
You jacked his
fucking car keys, bruv?
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00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,430
Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.
(CAR LOCK CHIRPS)
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00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,432
Shit!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,814
Hold on, boys.
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00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,899
(BOYS WHOOPING)
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00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,027
Hey, that's my fucking car!
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Hey! Hey! Eggsy!
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00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,656
I swear, you want to
fucking stop it!
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00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:26,367
You're a fucking dead man!
Stop it!
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00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:27,452
(ALL WHOOPING)
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00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:30,327
I'm gonna fucking have ya!
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00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,500
(BOYS CONTINUE WHOOPING)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,042
(ALL LAUGHING)
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00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,878
Floor it, Eggsy!
(REVVING ENGINE)
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00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,041
Floor it!
(TIRES SCREECHING)
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00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,089
Wanker!
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00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,426
Yeah, Dean.
Look, it's me.
222
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,595
Eggsy just stole
my fucking car, yeah.
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00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,598
I've come out the pub, he's done
15 donuts in my fucking face...
224
00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:50,308
and he's drove off.
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00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,602
(SIRENS WAILING)
No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me.
226
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,979
And that means,
he's disrespecting you.
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00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,982
Hold up! What the...?
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00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:02,737
(ALL LAUGHING)
229
00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:13,476
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
230
00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:18,294
(ALL WHOOPING)
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00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:29,305
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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Oh.
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Dickhead.
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00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,653
Foxes are vermin, cuz.
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00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,238
Should've driven it over.
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Should've done a lot of things.
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00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,200
I'll sort this.
Get out of the car.
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00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,869
I said, get out
of the fucking car!
239
00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:53,538
(CAR ENGINE REVVING)
240
00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,840
POLICEMAN: Eggsy, there is no such
thing as honor amongst thieves.
241
00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,553
Now, you can start giving me some
names of the boys you were with...
242
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,555
or you go down.
243
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,765
It's up to you.
244
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,695
I want to exercise
my right to a phone call.
245
00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:16,936
(SIGHS)
246
00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:21,774
Well, I hope it's to your mum...
247
00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:25,444
to tell her you're gonna be 18
months late for your dinner.
248
00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:28,739
(DOOR OPENS)
249
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,284
(DOOR CLOSES)
250
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:55,433
(LINE RINGING)
251
00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,769
WOMAN: Customer Complaints,
how may I help you? Um...
252
00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,105
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
253
00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:05,776
Sorry, Gary Unwin.
And I'm up shit creek.
254
00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,223
I'm in Holborn police station...
255
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,030
and my mum said to call this
number if ever I needed help.
256
00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,699
I'm sorry, sir.
Wrong number.
257
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,201
Wait! Wait!
258
00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,205
Oxfords not brogues.
259
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,396
Your complaint has been
duly noted...
260
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,628
And we hope that we have not
lost you as a loyal customer.
261
00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,712
(LINE DISCONNECTS)
262
00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:32,595
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
263
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,057
Yeah.
264
00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:38,976
You what?
265
00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,354
I...
266
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,813
Yeah.
267
00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,150
Yes, I totally understand.
268
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,568
(SCOFFS)
269
00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,284
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
270
00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:06,754
Eggsy.
271
00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:08,881
Would you like a lift home?
272
00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:10,841
Who are you?
273
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,343
The man who got you released.
274
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,844
That ain't an answer.
275
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,347
A little gratitude
would be nice.
276
00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:20,851
My name is Harry Hart,
and I gave you that medal.
277
00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,397
Your father saved my life.
278
00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,852
EGGSY: So before you was a
tailor, was you in the army?
279
00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,696
Like an officer.
280
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,364
Not quite.
281
00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,324
So where was you posted,
Iraq or something?
282
00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,743
Sorry, Eggsy. Classified.
283
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,371
But my dad
saved your life, yeah?
284
00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:44,917
The day your father died,
I missed something.
285
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,169
And if it weren't
for his courage...
286
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,256
my mistake would have cost the
lives of every man present.
287
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,675
So I owe him.
288
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,886
Your father was a brave man.
289
00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,889
A good man.
290
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,216
And having read your files...
291
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,826
I think he'd be bitterly disappointed
in the choices you've made.
292
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:03,853
You can't talk to me like that.
293
00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:04,937
Huge I.Q.
294
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,106
Great performance
at primary school.
295
00:19:08,024 --> 00:19:09,358
And it all went tits up.
296
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:12,236
Drugs, petty crime.
Never had a job.
297
00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:14,071
You think there's a lot of jobs
going around here, do you?
298
00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,740
Doesn't explain why you
gave up your hobbies.
299
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,492
First prize, regional
Under-1 Os gymnastics...
300
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:19,869
two years in a row.
301
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:22,246
Your coach had you pegged
as Olympic team material.
302
00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,206
Yeah, well, when you grow up
around someone like my stepdad...
303
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,750
you pick up
new hobbies pretty quick.
304
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,585
Of course.
Always someone else's fault.
305
00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,057
Who's to blame
for you quitting the Marines?
306
00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,214
You were
halfway through training,
307
00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,658
doing brilliantly,
but you gave up.
308
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,718
Because my mum went mental.
309
00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:38,679
Banging on about losing me
as well as my dad.
310
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,265
Didn't want me being cannon
fodder for snobs like you.
311
00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:43,851
Judging people like me
from your ivory towers...
312
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:46,228
with no thought about
why we do what we do.
313
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,273
We ain't got much choice.
You get me?
314
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,132
And if we was born with the same
silver spoon up our arses...
315
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,112
we'd do just as well as you.
If not, better.
316
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,115
What the fuck you doing here?
You taking the piss?
317
00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,229
Some more examples
of young men...
318
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,953
who simply need
a silver suppository?
319
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,622
No, they're exceptions.
Come on.
320
00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,389
Nonsense. We haven't
finished our drinks.
321
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,500
After you nicked his car...
322
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,959
Dean says you're fair game.
323
00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,686
He don't give a shit
what your mum says.
324
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,129
GALAHAD: Um, listen, boys...
325
00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,466
I've had a rather
emotional day...
326
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,385
so whatever your beef
with Eggsy is,
327
00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:19,970
and I'm sure
it's well-founded...
328
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,806
I'd appreciate it enormously...
329
00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,933
if you could just
leave us in peace...
330
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,644
until I finish
this lovely pint of Guinness.
331
00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,190
You should get out
of the way, Granddad,
332
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,358
or you'll get hurt and all.
333
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,984
He ain't joking.
You should go.
334
00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,403
Mmm.
335
00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:41,992
Excuse me.
336
00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:44,912
If you're looking for
another rent boy,
337
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,539
they're on the
corner of Smith street.
338
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,796
Manners...
339
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,298
maketh...
340
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,553
man.
341
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,812
Do you know what that means?
342
00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,858
Then let me teach you a lesson.
343
00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:16,861
(GROANS)
344
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,744
Are we going to stand around here
all day, or are we going to fight?
345
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,206
(CRACKING)
346
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:36,255
(MEN GRUNTING)
347
00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:46,807
(YELLING)
348
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,189
(GROANS)
349
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:54,732
(SCREAMING)
350
00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,238
(GRUNTING)
351
00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,501
You fucking dirty,
fucking dirty...
352
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:14,585
(GUN CLICKING)
353
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,173
(GRUNTS)
354
00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:25,221
(DIALING)
355
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,849
(BEEPING)
356
00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:32,603
(BOTTLES CLATTERING)
357
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,569
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
358
00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:51,705
(SIGHS)
359
00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,210
Sorry about that.
360
00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,128
Needed to let off
a little steam.
361
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:02,800
I heard yesterday
a friend of mine died.
362
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:05,010
He knew your father too,
actually.
363
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,640
Now, I do apologize, Eggsy.
364
00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,809
I shouldn't have done this in front of you.
(WATCH BEEPING)
365
00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:13,978
No, please! I won't
say nothing, I swear!
366
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,646
If there's one thing I can do,
it's keep my mouth shut.
367
00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,213
You won't tell a soul?
Ask the feds.
368
00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,474
I've never grassed anyone up.
369
00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,818
Is that a promise?
On my life!
370
00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:26,824
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
371
00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,742
You're right about the snobs.
372
00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,161
But there, too,
there are exceptions.
373
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,872
Best of luck with everything.
374
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:41,964
(DOOR OPENS)
375
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,415
REPORTER ON TV:
In celebrity news,
376
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,308
the Richmond Valentine movie
premiered in Hollywood last night.
377
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,394
The story of the internet
billionaire 's rise to power...
378
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:58,355
Is expected to be this
award season's hot ticket.
379
00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,525
One notable absence from the
red carpet was Iggy Azalea...
380
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:05,195
still missing three days after she
failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
381
00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,905
No ransom has been demanded.
382
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,232
Eggsy, just go, please, because
he's gonna... (SCREAMS)
383
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,702
(EGGSY GROANING) No,
please, don't hurt him!
384
00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,579
Fuck off! Get the fuck away
with ya!
385
00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:14,955
Shut the fuck up!
386
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,249
Who was with you
in that fucking pub?
387
00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,543
I want to know the name of
the geezer you was with.
388
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,545
I wasn't with no one!
Who was it?
389
00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,130
I don't know what you're on about.
Who was it?
390
00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,423
I don't know
who you're fucking on about!
391
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,716
Fucking tell me his name!
392
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,218
I don't know who you're
fucking on about!
393
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,303
(EGGSY MOANING)
394
00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:33,432
DEAN: You listen to me!
395
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,559
I want to know who you was with
in that pub. Do you understand?
396
00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,646
I want to know his fucking name!
(EGGSY GROANING)
397
00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,731
Because, I swear,
I'll rip your head off.
398
00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:41,659
Tell me!
399
00:24:41,684 --> 00:24:43,966
EGGSY: I don't know what
you're fucking on about!
400
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,309
MICHELLE:
Just tell him, Eggsy!
401
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,112
Fuck Off! Fuck Off, Michelle!
(SCREAMS)
402
00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,572
I could kill you right now...
403
00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,241
and no one in the whole world
will notice!
404
00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,077
GALAHAD OVER SPEAKER:
But I would.
405
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,079
I have enough evidence
on your activities...
406
00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,247
to have you locked up
for the rest of your life...
407
00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,625
Mr. Dean Anthony Baker.
What the fuck?
408
00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,418
So I suggest you
leave the boy alone...
409
00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,880
or I shall be forced to deliver it
to the appropriate authorities.
410
00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:05,964
(PANTING)
411
00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,717
Eggsy, meet me at the tailor
I told you about.
412
00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,345
What the fuck's going on here?
413
00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,515
Eggsy, you fucking maggot!
414
00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:15,891
Hey, we got a racer!
415
00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,518
Come here. Hey!
416
00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,353
Eggsy, you fucking...
417
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,813
Come here, son!
418
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,272
(GRUNTING)
419
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,326
ROTTWEILER: You wanker!
420
00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:36,120
I'll have you, son!
421
00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,564
I've never met a tailor before.
422
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,733
But I know you ain't one.
423
00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,363
Come with me.
424
00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,331
Come on in.
425
00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,046
What do you see?
426
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:31,550
Someone who wants to know
what the fuck is going on.
427
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,596
I see a young man
with potential.
428
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682
A young man who is loyal.
429
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,560
Who can do as he's asked.
430
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,521
And who wants to do
something good with his life.
431
00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,108
Did you see the film
Trading Places?
432
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,194
No.
433
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,112
How about Nikita?
434
00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,531
Pretty Woman?
435
00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,533
All right.
436
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,327
My point is, that the
lack of a silver spoon
437
00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,703
has set you on a certain path...
438
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,705
but you needn't stay on it.
439
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:06,794
If you're prepared to adapt
and learn, you can transform.
440
00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,213
Oh, like in My Fair Lady.
441
00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,299
Well, you're full of surprises.
442
00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,260
Yes, like My Fair Lady.
443
00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,471
Only, in this case,
I'm offering you
444
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,598
the opportunity to
become a Kingsman.
445
00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,600
A tailor?
446
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,393
A Kingsman agent.
447
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,230
Like a spy?
448
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,564
Of sorts.
449
00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,400
Interested?
450
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,237
You think I've got
anything to lose?
451
00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:38,200
(BEEPING)
452
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,451
(DOOR OPENING)
453
00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,745
Since 1849...
454
00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:46,083
Kingsman tailors have clothed the
world's most powerful individuals.
455
00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,126
By 1919, a great number
of them had
456
00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,963
Lost their heirs
to World War One.
457
00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:55,092
That meant a lot of money
going uninherited.
458
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:59,263
And a lot of powerful men with a desire
to preserve peace and protect life.
459
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,349
Our founders realized that they could
channel that wealth and influence...
460
00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,142
for the greater good.
461
00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,604
And so began our other venture.
462
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,774
An independent, international
intelligence agency...
463
00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:14,278
operating at the
highest level of discretion.
464
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,572
Above the politics
and bureaucracy...
465
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:20,909
that undermine the integrity of
government-run spy organizations.
466
00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,996
The suit is a
modern gentleman's armor.
467
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,916
And the Kingsman agents
are the new knights.
468
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,681
EGGSY: How deep does this
fucking thing go?
469
00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:31,795
GALAHAD: Deep enough.
470
00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,175
Shit, we're late.
471
00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,369
Your father had the
same look on his face.
472
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,413
As did I.
473
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,208
Come on.
474
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,045
Galahad.
475
00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:56,213
My code name.
476
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,839
Late again, sir.
477
00:29:58,215 --> 00:29:59,508
Good luck.
478
00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:01,218
In you go.
479
00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:08,809
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
480
00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:13,897
MERLIN: Fall in.
481
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:18,944
Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Merlin.
482
00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,195
You are about to embark...
483
00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:23,073
on what is probably the most dangerous
job interview in the world.
484
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,118
One of you, and only one of you,
485
00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,745
will become the next Lancelot.
486
00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,749
Can anybody tell me
what this is?
487
00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,252
Yes?
Body bag, sir.
488
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,629
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
489
00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:38,713
Yes, sir.
490
00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:39,756
Good.
491
00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,259
In a moment, you will
each collect a body bag.
492
00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,261
You will write your name
on that bag.
493
00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,848
You will write the details of
your next of kin on that bag.
494
00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,268
This represents your acknowledgment of
the risks that you are about to face...
495
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,730
as well as your agreement
to strict confidentiality.
496
00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,941
Which, incidentally, if you
break, will result in you...
497
00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,569
and your next of kin...
498
00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:02,612
being in that bag.
499
00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,699
Is that understood?
500
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,368
Excellent.
501
00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,245
Fall out.
502
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,415
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
503
00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,963
Roxanne.
But call me Roxy.
504
00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,132
I'm Eggsy.
"Eggy"?
505
00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:23,341
No, "Eggsy".
506
00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:24,760
CHARLIE: Eggy?
507
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,053
Where did they dig you up?
508
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,339
You know we're not allowed
to discuss who proposed us.
509
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,872
DIGBY: No need to bite
his head off.
510
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,267
Charlie's only making
conversation, right, Charlie?
511
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:33,810
Hmm.
I'm Digby.
512
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,146
Digby.
513
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,647
Eggy, this is Rufus.
514
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,316
Rufus, Eggy.
515
00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:44,279
So, Eggy, are you
Oxford or Cambridge?
516
00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:45,530
Neither.
517
00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:46,907
Saint Andrews?
Durham?
518
00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,992
No, wait, I think
we may have met.
519
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:52,871
Did you serve me at the McDonald's
in Winchester service station?
520
00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:53,954
No.
523
00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,253
It's definitely Saint
Andrews. (ALL SNICKERING)
524
00:31:57,837 --> 00:31:59,005
Just ignore them.
525
00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:00,256
AMELIA: You need a pen?
526
00:32:00,339 --> 00:32:01,340
Cheers.
527
00:32:01,424 --> 00:32:02,842
Amelia, isn't it?
528
00:32:02,925 --> 00:32:04,343
Amelia, Eggsy.
529
00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:05,678
Hi, Eggsy.
530
00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:07,763
Don't take any notice
of those guys.
531
00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,640
ROXY: That's what I told him.
532
00:32:11,934 --> 00:32:13,144
It's just scare tactics.
533
00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,021
Classic army technique.
534
00:32:15,354 --> 00:32:16,355
No one's gonna die.
535
00:32:16,439 --> 00:32:17,440
(BOYS LAUGHING)
536
00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:21,694
Shame.
537
00:32:23,821 --> 00:32:26,032
VALENTINE: Great. You don't
know, the CIA don't know.
538
00:32:26,198 --> 00:32:28,701
Nobody knows who this guy is?
539
00:32:29,452 --> 00:32:30,453
Fine.
540
00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,996
Seriously, it's fine.
541
00:32:32,163 --> 00:32:36,042
Well, it's not really fine,
but it's not why I'm here.
542
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:39,670
(CHUCKLES) Hell, man, you know me.
Money's not my issue.
543
00:32:39,837 --> 00:32:41,547
I could've retired
straight out of MIT...
544
00:32:41,714 --> 00:32:44,175
fucked off to some island,
let the business run itself.
545
00:32:44,342 --> 00:32:47,094
Nobody told me
to try and save the planet.
546
00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:48,888
I wanted to.
547
00:32:49,055 --> 00:32:52,767
Climate change research, lobbying,
years of study, billions of dollars...
548
00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,727
and you know why I quit?
549
00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:59,940
Because the last time I checked,
the planet was still fucked.
550
00:33:00,274 --> 00:33:02,777
Hence, my epiphany.
551
00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:05,696
Money won't solve this.
552
00:33:06,072 --> 00:33:08,532
Those idiots who
call themselves politicians...
553
00:33:08,699 --> 00:33:12,745
have buried their heads in the sand and
stood for nothing but re-election.
554
00:33:13,537 --> 00:33:17,875
So I spent the last two years
trying to find a real solution.
555
00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:20,378
And I found it.
556
00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:24,590
Now, if you really want to make
the world a better place...
557
00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:27,093
I suggest you open
your fucking ears,
558
00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:28,886
because I'm about to
tell it to you.
559
00:33:29,387 --> 00:33:31,055
Go on, Mr. Valentine.
560
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:32,932
I'm still listening.
561
00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:37,603
VALENTINE: As long as you
agree to all my terms.
562
00:34:00,543 --> 00:34:01,544
(CLICK)
563
00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:17,560
(GASPS)
564
00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:21,731
(INDISTINCT SHOUTS)
565
00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:27,361
All right, no one panic.
Listen to me.
566
00:34:27,611 --> 00:34:28,654
Stay calm.
567
00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:30,156
Fuck.
568
00:34:32,324 --> 00:34:33,868
Loo snorkels, loo snorkels!
569
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,870
Loo snorkels?
Showerheads!
570
00:34:37,163 --> 00:34:38,247
Showerheads?
571
00:34:38,330 --> 00:34:39,790
She's right.
Fucking go!
572
00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:43,461
Hey, hang about, what's wrong
with the fucking door?
573
00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:44,545
(INHALES DEEPLY)
574
00:35:05,858 --> 00:35:07,026
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
575
00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:05,584
(ALL COUGHING)
576
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,714
Congratulations on
completing your first task.
577
00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:13,634
Charlie, Roxy, well done.
578
00:36:13,801 --> 00:36:15,594
For those of you
who are still confused...
579
00:36:15,761 --> 00:36:17,930
if you can get a breathing tube
around a U-bend of a toilet...
580
00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:19,932
you have an
unlimited air supply.
581
00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:22,601
Simple physics,
worth remembering.
582
00:36:22,768 --> 00:36:26,063
Eggsy, well done for spotting
that was a two-way mirror.
583
00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,231
He's probably seen
enough of them.
584
00:36:27,398 --> 00:36:30,276
MERLIN: Yeah, you can all wipe
those smirks off your faces.
585
00:36:30,442 --> 00:36:31,722
Because as far as I'm concerned,
586
00:36:31,777 --> 00:36:34,280
every single one of you
has failed.
587
00:36:34,613 --> 00:36:37,658
You all forgot
the most important thing...
588
00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:39,952
teamwork.
589
00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,802
So much for
classic army technique.
590
00:36:59,972 --> 00:37:01,223
PROFESSOR ARNOLD: 35.
591
00:37:01,891 --> 00:37:03,267
105.
592
00:37:03,893 --> 00:37:06,228
That's it. That's it.
(CHUCKLES)
593
00:37:06,478 --> 00:37:07,479
(DOOR OPENING)
594
00:37:10,608 --> 00:37:11,609
Hello.
595
00:37:12,276 --> 00:37:13,319
Can I help you?
596
00:37:13,485 --> 00:37:16,864
Yes. I have a question
about anthropogenic force.
597
00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:21,160
(CHUCKLING) Oh. Really? It's
actually quite fascinating.
598
00:37:21,869 --> 00:37:23,245
(GROANING)
599
00:37:23,329 --> 00:37:24,997
My colleague died
trying to rescue you...
600
00:37:25,164 --> 00:37:27,004
and I'm sure you saw
how well trained he was...
601
00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,681
so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped
you and why they let you go.
602
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:31,545
I have no idea
what you're talking...
603
00:37:32,338 --> 00:37:34,590
I'm not supposed to say it,
but it was... (SCREAMING)
604
00:37:34,965 --> 00:37:36,685
Oh, for God's sake,
I've barely touched you.
605
00:37:36,842 --> 00:37:38,135
Oh, man up!
(EXPLOSION)
606
00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,190
(BEEPING)
607
00:37:53,108 --> 00:37:54,109
(TIRES SCREECHING)
608
00:37:58,489 --> 00:38:01,069
VALENTINE: Fuck that guy, whoever he is.
I'm gonna...
609
00:38:02,451 --> 00:38:04,411
He made me kill
Professor Arnold.
610
00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:05,913
I goddamn loved
Professor Arnold.
611
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,122
GAZELLE:
Well, the good news is...
612
00:38:07,289 --> 00:38:09,083
we know the emergency
and surveillance system work.
613
00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:11,210
You know what's not good news?
614
00:38:11,377 --> 00:38:13,137
(IN MOCK ENGLISH ACCENT)
"My colleague died!"
615
00:38:13,253 --> 00:38:14,672
That's what he said!
616
00:38:14,838 --> 00:38:17,174
This is an organization,
and they're all over us.
617
00:38:17,424 --> 00:38:19,176
Whoever you spoke to...
I told you...
618
00:38:19,343 --> 00:38:22,221
I made contact with the KGB,
MI6, Mossad and Beijing.
619
00:38:22,346 --> 00:38:24,515
(SCOFFS) They all insist
he wasn't one of theirs.
620
00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,183
Beijing.
621
00:38:26,642 --> 00:38:30,854
So freaky how there's no recognizable
name for the Chinese secret service.
622
00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,482
Now, that's what you call
a secret, right?
623
00:38:34,483 --> 00:38:36,235
You know what? Fuck it.
624
00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:38,278
We need to speed things up.
625
00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:39,780
Bring the
product release forward.
626
00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:41,782
We're only halfway
into production...
627
00:38:41,949 --> 00:38:43,367
and speeding it will
cost a fortune.
628
00:38:43,534 --> 00:38:44,827
Do I look like I give a fuck?
629
00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:46,745
Just get it done.
630
00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:52,001
As some of you will
have learned last night...
631
00:38:53,419 --> 00:38:56,630
teamwork is paramount
here at Kingsman.
632
00:38:56,797 --> 00:39:00,592
We're here to enhance your
skills, test you to the limit.
633
00:39:00,759 --> 00:39:04,179
Which is why you're
gonna pick a puppy.
634
00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:06,181
Wherever you go, your dog goes.
635
00:39:06,348 --> 00:39:08,559
You will care for it.
You will teach it.
636
00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:11,770
And by the time it's fully
trained, so will you be.
637
00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:14,523
Those of you
who are still here, that is.
638
00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:16,608
Do you understand?
639
00:39:16,817 --> 00:39:18,694
Choose your puppy.
640
00:39:21,363 --> 00:39:22,489
EGGSY: A poodle?
641
00:39:22,573 --> 00:39:23,574
ROXY: What?
642
00:39:23,782 --> 00:39:25,367
They're gun dogs.
643
00:39:25,534 --> 00:39:27,036
Oldest working breed.
644
00:39:27,202 --> 00:39:28,996
Easy to train.
645
00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:31,290
A pug?
(WHIMPERING)
646
00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,334
It's a bulldog, innit?
647
00:39:36,795 --> 00:39:38,155
It'll get bigger,
though, won't it?
648
00:39:42,051 --> 00:39:44,178
Shit.
649
00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:46,096
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
650
00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:49,516
His MRI shows
no signs of concussion.
651
00:39:49,683 --> 00:39:52,644
No direct brain trauma at all.
652
00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:55,064
How much longer can he be out?
653
00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,398
That's the
million-dollar question.
654
00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:58,400
We don't know what he was
exposed to in there.
655
00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:00,027
What about Harry's footage?
656
00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:01,862
It didn't stream
to his home terminal.
657
00:40:02,029 --> 00:40:04,990
Encrypted and uncrackable.
658
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,440
If and when he comes around...
659
00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:09,161
you might want to have a with
him about sharing his password.
660
00:40:09,328 --> 00:40:10,996
Is he gonna be all right?
661
00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:13,832
We need to have patience, Eggsy.
662
00:40:14,249 --> 00:40:15,584
But there's hope, okay?
663
00:40:16,168 --> 00:40:17,878
If I were you, I'd concentrate
on your training.
664
00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:20,214
Make it through the tests.
Make him proud.
665
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,720
(DOGS BARKING)
666
00:40:27,846 --> 00:40:29,348
EGGSY: Come on,
come on, come on!
667
00:40:29,515 --> 00:40:31,600
J.B., come on! Come on!
(J.B. SNARLING)
668
00:40:34,686 --> 00:40:36,688
I'm not coming last
because of you.
669
00:40:37,523 --> 00:40:40,025
J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn
you, I'll fucking shoot you!
670
00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:41,193
(WHINING)
671
00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:42,945
Merlin said we're not
allowed to hold you.
672
00:40:45,114 --> 00:40:46,615
Bollocks.
673
00:40:55,874 --> 00:40:57,334
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
674
00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:30,159
Water!
(J.B. BARKING)
675
00:41:30,909 --> 00:41:31,910
(PANTING)
676
00:41:32,161 --> 00:41:33,162
(ALL LAUGHING)
677
00:41:33,412 --> 00:41:34,913
Come on, then!
Eggsy, forget it!
678
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,720
What's wrong, mate?
You can't take a joke?
679
00:41:36,748 --> 00:41:38,917
Seriously, you'll get thrown
out, and it's just not worth it.
680
00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,586
Maybe I don't give a fuck
if I get kicked out!
681
00:41:40,752 --> 00:41:42,087
Do it. Come on, you pleb.
682
00:41:42,254 --> 00:41:43,672
Charlie, fuck off!
683
00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:45,716
Aw.
684
00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:48,760
Yeah, go on, walk away.
Dickhead.
685
00:41:50,095 --> 00:41:51,180
Come on, J.B.
686
00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:52,431
Come on, good boy.
687
00:42:06,236 --> 00:42:08,614
MERLIN: You have exactly one
hour to complete the test...
688
00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,324
starting now.
689
00:42:12,409 --> 00:42:14,161
CHARLIE: New target,
800 meters.
690
00:42:14,328 --> 00:42:15,954
You know, it's unbelievable.
You're still here...
691
00:42:16,121 --> 00:42:19,625
lingering like some big, steaming
shit that just won't flush.
692
00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,293
Roger that.
Target identified.
693
00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,462
And how about you
shut the fuck up?
694
00:42:23,629 --> 00:42:24,755
Positive discrimination...
695
00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,340
that's what it is.
696
00:42:26,506 --> 00:42:27,674
It's like those fucking
state school kids
697
00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:29,676
who get into Oxford
on C grades...
698
00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:31,483
because their mum
is a one-legged lesbian.
699
00:42:31,637 --> 00:42:33,197
You don't know fuck all
about my grades.
700
00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:35,182
Forgive me, I'm sure
you're highly educated.
701
00:42:35,349 --> 00:42:36,808
Fire when ready.
702
00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,393
(GUNSHOT)
(YELPS)
703
00:42:38,977 --> 00:42:40,979
EGGSY: How's that for
positive discrimination?
704
00:42:53,659 --> 00:42:55,452
VALENTINE: I want to thank
you both for listening...
705
00:42:55,619 --> 00:42:58,705
and I really, really appreciate
you travelling all this way...
706
00:42:58,872 --> 00:42:59,873
Your Royal Highness.
707
00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:01,833
And you, too, Prime Minister.
708
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,003
I think this is quite brilliant.
709
00:43:05,504 --> 00:43:08,006
It's absolutely brilliant.
710
00:43:08,799 --> 00:43:11,635
(LAUGHING)
You are completely crazy.
711
00:43:12,552 --> 00:43:13,553
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
712
00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:15,222
And as for you, Prime Minister
713
00:43:15,347 --> 00:43:17,557
I'm speechless
you'd even consider this.
714
00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:25,816
Don't touch...
VALENTINE: Sorry, Your Royal Highness.
715
00:43:25,983 --> 00:43:27,025
But you've got a
big role to play...
716
00:43:27,192 --> 00:43:29,736
in getting the Scandinavian
region back on track.
717
00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,405
You're popular, inspirational...
718
00:43:31,571 --> 00:43:34,032
and you have the power
to galvanize the people.
719
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,035
Now, whether you're
on board or not...
720
00:43:37,202 --> 00:43:38,829
I'm going to have to insist...
721
00:43:38,996 --> 00:43:41,873
on getting you somewhere
I can ensure your safety.
722
00:43:42,374 --> 00:43:44,584
How about you, Prime Minister?
You in or out?
723
00:43:45,544 --> 00:43:47,045
Well, I think it's about time...
724
00:43:47,212 --> 00:43:51,883
That a politician did something that,
uh, actually made a difference.
725
00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:54,219
Too true.
726
00:43:54,386 --> 00:43:55,386
What?
727
00:43:55,429 --> 00:43:56,722
VALENTINE: Take her away.
728
00:43:57,014 --> 00:43:58,015
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
729
00:44:00,183 --> 00:44:01,184
Drink?
730
00:44:02,227 --> 00:44:03,729
Why not?
731
00:44:04,563 --> 00:44:05,564
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
732
00:44:05,647 --> 00:44:07,607
Guards! Help!
733
00:44:07,691 --> 00:44:08,691
VALENTINE: Don't worry.
734
00:44:08,734 --> 00:44:10,235
No harm will come
to the princess.
735
00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:11,945
Well, I'm a republican anyways,
736
00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:14,698
so it really doesn't matter.
(LAUGHING)
737
00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:17,200
Release the princess!
738
00:44:28,253 --> 00:44:29,254
(GRUNTS)
739
00:44:31,214 --> 00:44:32,215
(GROANS)
740
00:44:42,517 --> 00:44:43,518
(GASPS)
741
00:44:50,942 --> 00:44:52,110
GAZELLE: Okay, you're done.
742
00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:53,779
Not so bad, right?
743
00:44:54,321 --> 00:44:56,156
Hardly felt a thing.
744
00:44:56,448 --> 00:44:57,949
Welcome aboard.
745
00:44:58,408 --> 00:45:01,161
Pleasure is all mine.
(CHUCKLING)
746
00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:05,665
(DOOR OPENING)
747
00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:07,584
Ever heard of knocking?
748
00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:10,194
Only when I'm casing
a place to rob.
749
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:12,910
Merlin said you
wanted to see me?
750
00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:13,965
(BARKING)
751
00:45:14,091 --> 00:45:16,134
I hope J.B.'s training
is going as well as yours is.
752
00:45:16,426 --> 00:45:17,469
Sit.
753
00:45:19,971 --> 00:45:22,849
Congratulations on making it
to the final six candidates.
754
00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:25,519
Your test results were even
better than I could've hoped.
755
00:45:25,727 --> 00:45:26,728
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
756
00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:29,314
Come in.
757
00:45:31,650 --> 00:45:32,651
Ah.
758
00:45:33,485 --> 00:45:36,154
Eggsy, I need to have
a private conversation.
759
00:45:36,321 --> 00:45:37,322
You're dismissed.
760
00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,157
Nonsense.
Let him observe.
761
00:45:39,366 --> 00:45:40,992
Might learn a thing or two.
762
00:45:41,493 --> 00:45:43,453
As you wish.
Take a look at this.
763
00:45:43,537 --> 00:45:45,539
(SCREAMING) GALAHAD: Oh, for God's
sake, I've barely touched you.
764
00:45:45,622 --> 00:45:46,623
Oh, man up!
765
00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,834
(EXPLOSION)
Fucking hell!
766
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,961
That is rank, Harry.
767
00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:53,004
You blew up his head?
768
00:45:53,171 --> 00:45:54,631
It's a bit much, innit?
769
00:45:54,798 --> 00:45:58,468
Actually, the explosion was
caused by an implant in his neck.
770
00:45:58,677 --> 00:46:00,178
Here, under the scar.
771
00:46:00,512 --> 00:46:03,014
GALAHAD: Did my hardware pick up
the signal that triggered it?
772
00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:04,683
Fortunately, yes.
773
00:46:05,016 --> 00:46:06,977
Unfortunately, the IP
address I traced it to...
774
00:46:07,144 --> 00:46:09,354
is registered
to the Valentine Corporation.
775
00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:10,564
GALAHAD:
That's not much of a lead.
776
00:46:10,647 --> 00:46:12,167
He has millions of
employees worldwide.
777
00:46:12,524 --> 00:46:14,693
EGGSY: That Richmond Valentine
is a genius.
778
00:46:18,321 --> 00:46:20,490
Did you not see
his announcement today?
779
00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:22,367
No.
780
00:46:26,413 --> 00:46:30,000
We each spend on average
$2,000 a year...
781
00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:32,043
on cell phone
and internet usage.
782
00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:35,338
It gives me great pleasure
to announce...
783
00:46:35,505 --> 00:46:38,049
those days are over.
784
00:46:38,216 --> 00:46:39,259
As of tomorrow...
785
00:46:39,426 --> 00:46:43,263
every man, woman and child
can claim a free SIM card...
786
00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:47,559
compatible with any cell
phone, any computer...
787
00:46:47,726 --> 00:46:51,897
and utilize my communications
network for free.
788
00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:53,398
Free calls...
789
00:46:53,565 --> 00:46:55,066
free internet...
790
00:46:55,233 --> 00:46:56,735
for everyone.
791
00:46:57,736 --> 00:46:59,070
Forever.
792
00:46:59,154 --> 00:47:00,155
(APPLAUSE)
793
00:47:02,908 --> 00:47:04,075
(CROWD CHEERING)
794
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,589
GALAHAD: Valentine's assistant
has the same implant scar.
795
00:47:18,089 --> 00:47:20,759
I think Mr. Valentine and I
should have a tête-à-tête.
796
00:47:24,262 --> 00:47:26,723
He's having a
gala dinner next week.
797
00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:28,600
I'll get you an invitation.
798
00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:29,923
You need to be careful, though.
799
00:47:29,935 --> 00:47:31,895
Since you've been out, hundreds
of VIPs have gone missing.
800
00:47:32,062 --> 00:47:34,439
No ransom notes,
exactly like Professor Arnold.
801
00:47:34,773 --> 00:47:38,485
Then I suggest you make my alias
somebody worth kidnapping.
802
00:47:51,289 --> 00:47:52,457
ROXY: Fuck, fuck, fuck!
803
00:47:52,624 --> 00:47:53,792
What, don't like heights?
804
00:47:53,959 --> 00:47:54,960
Yeah, it's okay.
805
00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:58,797
I've done it before, which is
probably why, come to think of it.
806
00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:01,967
Hey, it's gonna be all right.
807
00:48:02,133 --> 00:48:03,593
You're top of the class.
808
00:48:05,595 --> 00:48:06,805
MERLIN: Listen up.
809
00:48:06,972 --> 00:48:09,766
Your mission is to land in the target
without the radar detecting you.
810
00:48:09,933 --> 00:48:13,603
If I read you on the radar, or you
miss the target, you go home.
811
00:48:13,979 --> 00:48:15,146
Is that understood?
812
00:48:18,650 --> 00:48:21,278
Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
813
00:48:22,612 --> 00:48:24,030
We gotta go.
814
00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:35,166
Eggsy, I really don't think
I can do this.
815
00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:36,334
Of course you can't.
816
00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:38,261
Head to the back
and I'll show you how, yeah?
817
00:48:44,801 --> 00:48:45,802
(BOYS CHEERING)
818
00:48:46,344 --> 00:48:48,346
ROXY: Eggsy, wait! Hang on!
819
00:48:49,347 --> 00:48:50,849
Roxy, just stop fucking about!
820
00:48:52,225 --> 00:48:53,226
Follow me, yeah?
821
00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:04,696
Whoo!
822
00:49:07,532 --> 00:49:09,367
Come on!
823
00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:12,704
EGGSY: Roxy,
it's now or never.
824
00:49:13,997 --> 00:49:15,206
Jump!
825
00:49:15,624 --> 00:49:16,625
(GASPS)
826
00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:25,675
(WHOOPING)
827
00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:32,015
(EGGSY LAUGHING)
828
00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,185
EGGSY: Good girl, Rox...
829
00:49:35,352 --> 00:49:36,936
I'm glad you made it!
(BOY WHOOPING)
830
00:49:49,741 --> 00:49:51,409
Yeah!
831
00:49:52,077 --> 00:49:53,078
Come on!
832
00:49:55,455 --> 00:49:57,582
MERLIN: My, my, you're all
very cheerful.
833
00:49:57,749 --> 00:50:00,030
Did you really think it was
gonna be that straightforward?
834
00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:02,462
Any idiot can
read a heads-up display.
835
00:50:02,629 --> 00:50:06,299
A Kingsman agent needs to be able
to solve problems under pressure.
836
00:50:06,883 --> 00:50:10,387
Like what to do when one of
your group has no parachute.
837
00:50:10,553 --> 00:50:11,554
(LAUGHING)
838
00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:13,431
ROXY: What, no parachute?
EGGSY: Shit!
839
00:50:13,807 --> 00:50:14,933
ROXY: Who?
840
00:50:15,058 --> 00:50:16,058
Fuck!
841
00:50:16,101 --> 00:50:17,102
Which one?
842
00:50:17,227 --> 00:50:18,645
RUFUS: What do we do?
843
00:50:18,812 --> 00:50:20,332
MERLIN: I told you.
Aim for the target.
844
00:50:20,397 --> 00:50:21,648
Come in under the radar.
845
00:50:21,815 --> 00:50:23,775
And I hope not to be scraping
one of you up.
846
00:50:24,150 --> 00:50:27,112
But if I do have to, and
you're inside the target...
847
00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:29,322
please know I'll
be very impressed.
848
00:50:29,489 --> 00:50:30,907
RUFUS: Fuck!
ROXY: Oh, shit!
849
00:50:34,786 --> 00:50:36,454
Everybody listen,
I've got a plan!
850
00:50:38,164 --> 00:50:41,126
Pair off! Grab the
closest person to them.
851
00:50:43,795 --> 00:50:44,963
Rufus, come on!
852
00:50:45,088 --> 00:50:46,089
Oh, fuck!
853
00:50:46,965 --> 00:50:47,966
EGGSY: Rufus!
854
00:50:48,299 --> 00:50:49,467
RUFUS: Oh, shit! I can't!
855
00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:53,930
Fuck!
856
00:50:55,348 --> 00:50:56,474
Oh, thank God!
857
00:50:56,641 --> 00:50:58,476
EGGSY: Rufus, you wanker!
858
00:50:59,686 --> 00:51:01,104
Shit, we're an odd number now!
859
00:51:02,188 --> 00:51:03,273
Quick, make a circle!
860
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,200
CHARLIE: Fuck, he's right!
Boys, let's do it.
861
00:51:09,863 --> 00:51:11,948
EGGSY: We pull our
cords one by one!
862
00:51:12,115 --> 00:51:13,324
When we know who's fucked...
863
00:51:13,491 --> 00:51:14,931
The person on
their right grabs them.
864
00:51:16,619 --> 00:51:17,871
ROXY: Okay, Eggsy.
865
00:51:18,329 --> 00:51:19,330
MERLIN: Good plan, Eggsy.
866
00:51:19,497 --> 00:51:21,666
You have 30 seconds.
Come on now, hurry.
867
00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:22,834
Me first!
868
00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:26,295
Oh, fuck!
869
00:51:26,337 --> 00:51:27,630
(LAUGHING) Yes!
870
00:51:27,714 --> 00:51:28,715
(SCREAMS)
871
00:51:29,716 --> 00:51:32,135
Okay, me next.
(GRUNTS)
872
00:51:34,137 --> 00:51:35,680
See you on the ground, boys.
873
00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:39,434
(ROXY YELPS)
874
00:51:39,517 --> 00:51:40,518
Now me.
875
00:51:44,397 --> 00:51:45,398
Fuck!
876
00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:47,442
(ROXY YELPS)
877
00:51:49,694 --> 00:51:50,737
EGGSY: Roxy...
878
00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:52,860
no matter what happens now,
I've got you, all right?
879
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,241
(ALARM BLARING)
880
00:51:56,367 --> 00:51:57,660
Okay, Eggsy.
881
00:51:57,827 --> 00:51:58,995
Yours first, okay?
ROXY: Yep.
882
00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:12,967
Oh, shit!
883
00:52:14,803 --> 00:52:15,804
(ROXY SCREAMING)
884
00:52:20,850 --> 00:52:22,101
EGGSY: Shit!
885
00:52:24,229 --> 00:52:25,230
Shit!
(SCREAMING)
886
00:52:26,898 --> 00:52:27,899
Rox!
887
00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:32,445
Fuck.
888
00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:33,571
(SCREAMING)
889
00:52:35,490 --> 00:52:36,491
(BOTH GRUNTING)
890
00:52:36,908 --> 00:52:38,201
(BOTH PANTING)
891
00:52:48,795 --> 00:52:50,964
Hugo, Digby.
892
00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:53,925
You don't land in the K,
you're not in the K.
893
00:52:54,092 --> 00:52:56,427
Rufus, you opened too soon.
894
00:52:56,594 --> 00:52:57,929
You were all over the radar.
895
00:52:58,096 --> 00:52:59,931
All three of you,
pack your bags, go home.
896
00:53:02,058 --> 00:53:04,269
Eggsy. Roxy.
Congratulations.
897
00:53:04,602 --> 00:53:06,229
You set a new record.
898
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:07,605
Opening at 300 feet...
899
00:53:07,772 --> 00:53:08,815
that's pretty ballsy.
900
00:53:08,982 --> 00:53:11,484
Well done for completing another task.
Fall out.
901
00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:13,611
Sorry, sir.
902
00:53:13,778 --> 00:53:15,446
But why the fuck did you
choose me as the gimp?
903
00:53:15,613 --> 00:53:16,823
Am I the expendable candidate?
904
00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:19,576
No, no, no. You don't
talk to me like that.
905
00:53:19,742 --> 00:53:22,302
You have a complaint, you come
here and you whisper it in my ear.
906
00:53:28,793 --> 00:53:31,504
You need to take
that chip off your shoulder.
907
00:53:57,655 --> 00:53:58,656
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
908
00:54:02,493 --> 00:54:04,996
Mr. DeVere.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
909
00:54:05,622 --> 00:54:08,333
I'm awfully sorry. I seem to
have my dates muddled up.
910
00:54:08,499 --> 00:54:11,377
Oh, no, no, no. I cancelled
the gala because of you.
911
00:54:11,711 --> 00:54:13,504
Anybody willing
to donate that much...
912
00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:15,840
deserves their own dinner.
Come in!
913
00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:18,468
Thank you.
914
00:54:20,345 --> 00:54:22,847
Got to admit, I was really
intrigued to meet you.
915
00:54:23,014 --> 00:54:24,849
There aren't many
billionaires I don't know.
916
00:54:25,016 --> 00:54:26,017
I don't doubt it.
917
00:54:26,184 --> 00:54:29,187
And, obviously, I had my people
look into your affairs...
918
00:54:29,354 --> 00:54:30,939
and that's some pretty
old money you're from.
919
00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:32,023
How'd your folks make it?
920
00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:35,693
Property, mostly.
Property and the markets.
921
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,904
Nothing questionable,
if that's your concern.
922
00:54:38,071 --> 00:54:40,698
Look, I'm just into finding out
what caliber person you are.
923
00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:41,942
I'm sure you understand that.
924
00:54:42,367 --> 00:54:43,409
I most certainly do.
925
00:54:43,576 --> 00:54:45,078
Hope you're hungry.
I'm famished.
926
00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:46,329
Good.
927
00:54:46,412 --> 00:54:47,413
Grab a seat.
928
00:55:09,143 --> 00:55:10,343
I'll have the Big Mac, please.
929
00:55:10,395 --> 00:55:11,562
Great choice.
930
00:55:11,729 --> 00:55:15,149
But nothing beats two
cheeseburgers with secret sauce.
931
00:55:15,316 --> 00:55:17,110
Goes great with this '45 Lafite.
932
00:55:17,276 --> 00:55:18,277
A classic pairing.
933
00:55:18,695 --> 00:55:21,698
And may I suggest Twinkies and a
1937 Chàteau d'Yquem for pudding?
934
00:55:22,532 --> 00:55:23,908
I like it.
935
00:55:24,492 --> 00:55:28,287
So, you want to
donate to my foundation.
936
00:55:28,454 --> 00:55:31,791
You are aware that I wound
things down in that area, right?
937
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:34,877
Climate change is a threat, which
affects us all, Mr. Valentine.
938
00:55:35,044 --> 00:55:38,172
And you're one of the few powerful
men who seems to share my concerns.
939
00:55:38,339 --> 00:55:41,009
No, I shut things down, because
I wasn't getting anywhere.
940
00:55:41,175 --> 00:55:44,012
Every bit of research kept
pointing to the same thing.
941
00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:45,555
That carbon emissions
are a red herring...
942
00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:49,392
and that we're past the point of no return
no matter what remedial actions we take?
943
00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:51,394
(CHUCKLES)
You know your shit.
944
00:55:51,561 --> 00:55:55,148
I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance
of those less well versed in their...
945
00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:56,899
"Shit."
946
00:55:57,942 --> 00:55:59,485
As Professor Arnold
always said...
947
00:56:00,069 --> 00:56:02,488
"Humankind is the only virus
cursed to live..."
948
00:56:02,655 --> 00:56:05,908
"with the horrifying knowledge of
its host's fragile mortality."
949
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,704
You know, not a lot of people
knew about him.
950
00:56:12,415 --> 00:56:14,792
You like spy movies,
Mr. DeVere?
951
00:56:18,463 --> 00:56:21,466
Nowadays, they're all a
little serious for my taste.
952
00:56:21,549 --> 00:56:22,550
But the old ones...
953
00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,677
Marvelous.
954
00:56:24,844 --> 00:56:27,096
Give me a far-fetched
theatrical plot any day.
955
00:56:27,263 --> 00:56:30,767
The old Bond movies.
(LAUGHING) Oh, man!
956
00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:34,479
Oh, when I was a kid,
that was my dream job.
957
00:56:35,271 --> 00:56:36,856
Gentleman spy.
958
00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:40,568
I always felt the old Bond films
were only as good as the villain.
959
00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:45,073
As a child, I rather fancied a
future as a colorful megalomaniac.
960
00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:50,244
What a shame we both
had to grow up.
961
00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:54,040
(CHUCKLES)
962
00:56:54,874 --> 00:56:56,084
Bon appétit.
963
00:56:58,628 --> 00:57:01,589
Just give me a couple of days
to think over your proposal.
964
00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:03,341
I'll have my people
get in touch with yours...
965
00:57:03,508 --> 00:57:05,009
and it's all good.
966
00:57:05,176 --> 00:57:08,596
And thank you for
such a happy meal.
967
00:57:08,679 --> 00:57:09,680
(CHUCKLES)
968
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,436
Well, want me to follow him?
969
00:57:15,603 --> 00:57:16,729
Nah.
970
00:57:17,021 --> 00:57:19,482
I put a nano tracker gel
in the wine.
971
00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:22,652
We'll know his every move
for the next 24 hours.
972
00:57:22,819 --> 00:57:25,196
Finally find out
who he works for.
973
00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,908
Valentine didn't let me
out of his sight.
974
00:57:29,075 --> 00:57:31,577
All I got was this
on the way in.
975
00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,793
South Glade Mission Church is a
hate group based in Kentucky.
976
00:57:39,669 --> 00:57:41,254
FBI have been
monitoring them for years.
977
00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,214
But you think Valentine
is a supporter?
978
00:57:43,381 --> 00:57:46,676
No evidence yet of a direct
connection, but I'll keep locking.
979
00:57:47,552 --> 00:57:48,928
Oh, by the way...
980
00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:54,142
our ever-growing list of missing persons
now includes Scandinavian royalty.
981
00:57:54,559 --> 00:57:57,270
Royal Crown Princess Tilde.
982
00:57:59,355 --> 00:58:02,191
Just let me out, you psycho!
983
00:58:02,358 --> 00:58:05,194
I told you, you're free to go
any time you want.
984
00:58:05,361 --> 00:58:07,613
As long as you agree
to my conditions.
985
00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:09,657
I don't agree...
986
00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:12,535
and I am never ever
going to agree!
987
00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:13,953
Tough shit.
988
00:58:14,370 --> 00:58:15,371
Bitch.
989
00:58:16,414 --> 00:58:17,494
(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
990
00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:19,292
MAN: I want to speak
to the British Council!
991
00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:22,157
REPORTER: The list of missing
celebrities and dignitaries
992
00:58:22,211 --> 00:58:24,338
has continued to grow
in recent weeks...
993
00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:28,384
and world leaders are coming under
increasing pressure to provide answers.
994
00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:32,305
We are doing everything in our
power to find Princess Tilde.
995
00:58:32,471 --> 00:58:35,641
You know, governments and
security forces worldwide...
996
00:58:35,808 --> 00:58:39,520
Are working together to find the
person behind these abductions.
997
00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:41,355
REPORTER: In other news,
people all over the world...
998
00:58:41,522 --> 00:58:45,902
continue to wait in line day and
night to get their free SIM cards.
999
00:58:46,068 --> 00:58:48,529
Mrs. P, did you get one?
1000
00:58:48,696 --> 00:58:51,282
Yeah, I've been
queuing up all day.
1001
00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:55,703
REPORTER: This unprecedented giveaway by
the philanthropist Richmond Valentine...
1002
00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:58,706
Has already seen over a
billion cards distributed.
1003
00:55:58,873 --> 00:59:00,082
At ease.
1004
00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:04,670
So you thought we were done
for the day, huh?
1005
00:59:05,463 --> 00:59:06,672
Well, we're not.
1006
00:59:08,299 --> 00:59:10,301
A party?
Tonight, in London.
1007
00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:14,388
Who's this?
MERLIN: Your target.
1008
00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:16,515
Your mission is to use
your NLP training...
1009
00:59:16,682 --> 00:59:19,122
to win over the individual on the
photograph in your envelope.
1010
00:59:19,227 --> 00:59:20,728
And when I say "win over"...
1011
00:59:21,062 --> 00:59:22,688
I do mean in the biblical sense.
1012
00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:24,023
Easy.
1013
00:59:24,941 --> 00:59:26,984
Posh girls love a bit of rough.
1014
00:59:27,151 --> 00:59:28,778
We'll see about that, yeah?
1015
00:59:29,070 --> 00:59:30,863
We certainly will.
1016
00:59:34,992 --> 00:59:35,993
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1017
00:59:36,077 --> 00:59:37,078
CHARLIE: Hi!
1018
00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:40,498
Sorry, I just had to come
over and say, amazing eyes.
1019
00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:42,113
Are you wearing color contacts?
1020
00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,460
No! (CHUCKLES)
You so are.
1021
00:59:44,627 --> 00:59:47,004
ROXY: Oh, my God, negging!
That's hilarious.
1022
00:59:47,171 --> 00:59:49,211
I haven't heard anyone try
that since the noughties.
1023
00:59:49,215 --> 00:59:50,258
Excuse me?
1024
00:59:50,341 --> 00:59:51,467
"Negging"
1025
00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:55,513
Saying something negative to a pretty girl
in order to undermine her social value.
1026
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,723
It's supposed to make you
want to win his approval.
1027
00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:01,352
Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic:
programming technique.
1028
01:00:01,519 --> 01:00:03,546
Is it just me, or does this
champagne taste a little bit funny?
1029
01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:05,690
It's an acquired taste, mate.
I think it's just cheap.
1030
01:00:05,856 --> 01:00:07,692
Get one of these instead.
They're delicious.
1031
01:00:07,858 --> 01:00:10,569
If you're into seduction
techniques, this guy is textbook.
1032
01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:13,489
See what he just did?
It's called an opinion opener.
1033
01:00:13,656 --> 01:00:15,157
He got you talking
with a neutral question...
1034
01:00:15,324 --> 01:00:17,084
got all of us involved
in the conversation...
1035
01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:18,869
so that you craved
individual attention.
1036
01:00:19,578 --> 01:00:20,913
No, I'm just saying
the champagne tastes rank.
1037
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,832
Lady Sophie
Montague-Herring.
1038
01:00:22,999 --> 01:00:24,292
Phone call for you at reception.
1039
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,178
Be right back. We'll see
you in a bit, yeah?
1040
01:00:26,335 --> 01:00:27,712
ROXY: See you in a bit.
1041
01:00:27,878 --> 01:00:29,714
EGGSY: Budge up, Rox.
I'm feeling a bit rough.
1042
01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,382
Are you all right?
No.
1043
01:00:31,549 --> 01:00:32,591
MAN: Sorry to eavesdrop...
1044
01:00:32,758 --> 01:00:36,304
but there's a much easier way to
guarantee getting someone home.
1045
01:00:36,512 --> 01:00:38,055
Rohypnol.
1046
01:00:40,224 --> 01:00:41,976
Or even something stronger.
1047
01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:01,203
Who the fuck are you?
1048
01:01:01,787 --> 01:01:03,205
Where am I?
1049
01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:06,792
This knife...
1050
01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:09,003
can save your life, hmm?
1051
01:01:09,879 --> 01:01:10,880
(TRAIN APPROACHING)
1052
01:01:13,257 --> 01:01:14,258
Fuck!
1053
01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:17,470
My employer's got two
questions for you, Eggsy.
1054
01:01:17,636 --> 01:01:19,513
What the fuck is Kingsman?
1055
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,307
And who's Harry Hart?
1056
01:01:21,474 --> 01:01:23,142
I don't know who
the fuck that is!
1057
01:01:23,225 --> 01:01:24,426
Shit!
1058
01:01:24,435 --> 01:01:28,230
Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends
who gave me the same bullshit answer!
1059
01:01:28,773 --> 01:01:29,774
Fuck!
1060
01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:32,777
Just cut the fucking ropes,
please!
1061
01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:33,986
MAN: Hey, Eggsy!
1062
01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:35,488
Is Kingsman worth dying for?
1063
01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,075
(YELLING) Fuck you!
1064
01:01:53,381 --> 01:01:54,673
Congratulations.
1065
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,050
Bloody well done.
1066
01:01:58,344 --> 01:01:59,929
How did the others do?
1067
01:02:00,096 --> 01:02:01,889
Roxy passed with flying colors.
1068
01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:04,683
Charlie's up next.
Want to watch?
1069
01:02:06,102 --> 01:02:07,561
Yeah, all right.
1070
01:02:10,064 --> 01:02:12,108
Is Kingsman really
worth dying for?
1071
01:02:12,274 --> 01:02:13,609
No, it fucking isn't!
1072
01:02:13,776 --> 01:02:15,611
Shit, I'll tell you
what you want. Please!
1073
01:02:15,778 --> 01:02:17,071
Chester King is Arthur.
1074
01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:19,448
Arthur's head of a spy agency.
It's called Kingsman.
1075
01:02:19,615 --> 01:02:21,158
CHARLIE: Get me out of here!
Thank you, Charlie.
1076
01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:22,660
Much appreciated.
1077
01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:25,204
Come on!
That wasn't the fucking deal!
1078
01:02:25,621 --> 01:02:27,915
Fuck!
1079
01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:37,216
ARTHUR: I had such
high hopes for you.
1080
01:02:37,425 --> 01:02:39,343
You're a bloody disgrace.
1081
01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:40,511
Arthur, I'm sorry.
1082
01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:42,680
At least untie me.
1083
01:02:43,013 --> 01:02:44,348
Untie yourself.
1084
01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:48,185
Arthur, please.
1085
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,064
I'm the fucking
son of the... Shit!
1086
01:02:52,231 --> 01:02:54,733
Anyone? Hello?
1087
01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,445
Galahad, Percival,
congratulations.
1088
01:02:57,736 --> 01:03:00,531
Your candidates have reached the
final stage of the testing process.
1089
01:03:00,698 --> 01:03:04,243
As tradition allows, you now have
24 hours to spend with them.
1090
01:03:04,869 --> 01:03:08,038
Eggsy, you should know your
father reached this point.
1091
01:03:08,789 --> 01:03:09,790
From now on...
1092
01:03:10,249 --> 01:03:11,709
there are no safety nets,
understood?
1093
01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:16,422
Good. Dismissed.
1094
01:03:20,426 --> 01:03:22,553
Charlie, time to go home.
1095
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,054
CHARLIE: Fuck you.
1096
01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:26,724
Fucking dad's gonna
hear about this!
1097
01:03:28,893 --> 01:03:29,894
"To pee or not to pee?"
1098
01:03:31,979 --> 01:03:32,980
That was the headline...
1099
01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:35,733
the day after I defused
a dirty bomb in Paris.
1100
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,068
EGGSY: "Germany 1, England 5."
1101
01:03:38,235 --> 01:03:39,320
Missed that game.
1102
01:03:39,487 --> 01:03:42,448
I was breaking up an undercover
spy ring at the Pentagon.
1103
01:03:47,953 --> 01:03:49,246
My first mission.
1104
01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:51,213
Foiled the assassination
of Margaret Thatcher.
1105
01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:54,096
Not everybody would
thank you for that one.
1106
01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:56,921
The point is, Eggsy, nobody
thanked me for any of them.
1107
01:03:58,588 --> 01:04:01,133
Front page news on all these
occasions was celebrity nonsense.
1108
01:04:01,425 --> 01:04:04,970
Because it's the nature of Kingsman
that our achievements remain secret.
1109
01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:08,766
A gentleman's name should appear
in the newspaper only three times.
1110
01:04:08,933 --> 01:04:11,268
When he's born, when he
marries, and when he dies.
1111
01:04:11,435 --> 01:04:14,605
And we are, first and
foremost, gentlemen.
1112
01:04:14,939 --> 01:04:16,273
That's me fucked then.
1113
01:04:17,274 --> 01:04:19,151
It's like Charlie said.
I'm just a pleb.
1114
01:04:19,318 --> 01:04:20,319
Nonsense.
1115
01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:23,406
Being a gentleman has nothing to do
with the circumstances of one's birth.
1116
01:04:23,948 --> 01:04:25,783
Being a gentleman
is something one learns.
1117
01:04:26,534 --> 01:04:28,369
Yeah, but how?
1118
01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:30,538
All right, first lesson.
1119
01:04:30,704 --> 01:04:32,504
You should've asked me
before you took a seat.
1120
01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:35,125
Second lesson...
1121
01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,461
how to make a proper martini.
1122
01:04:38,462 --> 01:04:40,548
Yes, Harry.
1123
01:04:43,133 --> 01:04:46,178
Goddamn it!
This fucking hurts!
1124
01:04:46,679 --> 01:04:49,181
You're the one who asked for
a biometric security system.
1125
01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,474
What's wrong with
a simple switch?
1126
01:04:50,641 --> 01:04:51,642
A simple switch?
1127
01:04:51,809 --> 01:04:55,479
This is an extremely
dangerous machine.
1128
01:04:55,646 --> 01:05:00,192
It should only be operated by someone
as responsible and sane as me.
1129
01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,653
Bad shit could happen if this
falls into the wrong hands.
1130
01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:05,781
Whoa!
1131
01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:07,533
We done here? Shit!
1132
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:10,327
No. Now this one.
1133
01:05:10,494 --> 01:05:11,574
For the test at the church.
1134
01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:13,539
VALENTINE: This one just
has a short range.
1135
01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:15,249
A simple switch will do.
1136
01:05:21,213 --> 01:05:22,715
So are you gonna teach
me how to talk proper,
1137
01:05:22,798 --> 01:05:23,841
like in My Fair Lady?
1138
01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,718
Don't be absurd.
1139
01:05:26,010 --> 01:05:28,554
Being a gentleman has nothing
to do with one's accent.
1140
01:05:28,721 --> 01:05:31,015
It's about being at ease
in one's own skin.
1141
01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:32,725
As Hemingway said,
"There is nothing noble..."
1142
01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:35,269
"in being superior
to your fellow man."
1143
01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:39,189
"True nobility is being
superior to your former self."
1144
01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:46,538
Now, the first thing every
gentleman needs is a good suit.
1145
01:05:46,539 --> 01:05:49,700
By which I mean, a bespoke suit.
Never off-the-peg.
1146
01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:52,544
And Kingsman suits
are always bulletproof.
1147
01:05:52,445 --> 01:05:55,205
So let's get you measured, and then,
whether you get the job or not...
1148
01:05:55,372 --> 01:05:59,752
you'll have a lasting and useful
memento of your time at Kingsman.
1149
01:05:59,918 --> 01:06:03,547
I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman
is completing his fitting.
1150
01:06:03,714 --> 01:06:05,883
Fitting Room Two is available.
1151
01:06:06,050 --> 01:06:09,887
One does not use Fitting Room Two
when one is popping one's cherry.
1152
01:06:09,888 --> 01:06:11,055
(CHUCKLES)
1153
01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,932
Perhaps I'll show you Fitting
Room Three while we wait.
1154
01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:25,569
So we going up or down?
1155
01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:26,904
Neither.
1156
01:06:28,155 --> 01:06:29,156
Is this it?
1157
01:06:29,323 --> 01:06:32,409
Of course not.
Pull the hook on your left.
1158
01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,417
Oh, yes.
1159
01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:43,087
Very, very nice.
1160
01:06:46,131 --> 01:06:48,634
You're going to need a pair of
shoes to go with your suit.
1161
01:06:48,801 --> 01:06:52,930
An oxford is any formal shoe
with open lacing.
1162
01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:56,308
This additional decorative
piece is called broguing.
1163
01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:57,643
"Oxfords not brogues."
1164
01:06:57,810 --> 01:06:59,436
Words to live by, Eggsy.
1165
01:06:59,645 --> 01:07:02,272
Words to live by.
Try a pair.
1166
01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,783
Your weapon scores
are excellent, by the way.
1167
01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:05,859
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1168
01:07:05,943 --> 01:07:09,196
These you are familiar with, and
this is our standard issue pistol.
1169
01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:10,989
It's quite unique,
as you'll see.
1170
01:07:11,156 --> 01:07:12,491
It also fires
a shotgun cartridge
1171
01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,284
for use in messy
close-range situations.
1172
01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,120
How do they feel?
Yeah, good.
1173
01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:17,766
Now do your
very best impersonation...
1174
01:07:17,788 --> 01:07:19,456
of a German aristocrat's
formal greeting.
1175
01:07:23,001 --> 01:07:24,211
No, Eggsy.
1176
01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:29,466
That is sick.
1177
01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:30,551
(CLANGING)
1178
01:07:30,634 --> 01:07:32,754
In the old days, they had a
phone in the heel as well.
1179
01:07:32,761 --> 01:07:33,804
How do I get it back in?
1180
01:07:33,971 --> 01:07:34,972
Well, it's coated in one of the
1181
01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:37,307
fastest acting neurotoxins
known to man...
1182
01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:39,518
so very carefully.
1183
01:07:41,437 --> 01:07:45,149
Now, I've had a
lot of fun with this.
1184
01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:48,318
One of our finest examples
of chemical engineering.
1185
01:07:48,485 --> 01:07:50,988
A poison,
harmless when ingested...
1186
01:07:51,155 --> 01:07:53,031
but at a time
convenient to you...
1187
01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:57,202
can be remotely activated.
Primed.
1188
01:07:58,495 --> 01:07:59,496
Lethal.
1189
01:08:00,873 --> 01:08:03,000
What about these?
What do these do?
1190
01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,335
Electrocute you?
Don't be ridiculous.
1191
01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:07,337
It's a hand grenade.
Shut up!
1192
01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:09,944
If you want to electrocute someone,
you'll need a signet ring.
1193
01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:12,050
A gentleman traditionally wears
the signet on his left hand.
1194
01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,179
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever
hand happens to be dominant.
1195
01:08:15,345 --> 01:08:16,745
Touch the contact
behind the ring...
1196
01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:17,973
it delivers 50,000 volts.
1197
01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:22,352
And what about them?
What makes them so special?
1198
01:08:22,519 --> 01:08:23,520
Nothing.
1199
01:08:23,687 --> 01:08:26,398
That technology has caught
up with the spy world.
1200
01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,193
Put it back, Eggsy.
1201
01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:33,030
TAILOR:
Ah. Perfect timing.
1202
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:35,073
The gentleman's just finished.
1203
01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:41,538
Mr. DeVere!
1204
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,708
What a coincidence.
1205
01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:48,212
You are totally
the reason I'm here.
1206
01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:49,546
When you left my house...
1207
01:08:49,713 --> 01:08:53,509
I was thirsting for that dope-ass
smoking jacket you had on.
1208
01:08:53,675 --> 01:08:55,177
And since I'm going
to Royal Ascot...
1209
01:08:55,344 --> 01:08:57,504
and, apparently, you need one
of these penguin suits...
1210
01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:59,097
here I am.
1211
01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:00,682
What are you doing here?
1212
01:09:00,933 --> 01:09:02,267
What's up, man?
1213
01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:03,560
Richmond Valentine.
1214
01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:06,897
This is my new valet. I was just
introducing him to my tailor.
1215
01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,900
Another coincidence.
So am I.
1216
01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:12,475
Have you had any chance to
think further on my proposal?
1217
01:09:12,528 --> 01:09:13,529
Most definitely.
1218
01:09:13,737 --> 01:09:16,740
My people will be getting
in touch with you very soon.
1219
01:09:16,907 --> 01:09:18,367
I guarantee it.
1220
01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:20,410
A word of advice.
1221
01:09:20,744 --> 01:09:22,955
Ascot requires top hat.
1222
01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:27,084
I might suggest
Lock and Co. Hatters.
1223
01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:28,961
Saint James's.
1224
01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:30,379
"Lox" as in smoked fish?
1225
01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:33,257
As in, "locked up."
1226
01:09:33,715 --> 01:09:34,758
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
1227
01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:39,221
I have trouble understanding
you people sometimes.
1228
01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:41,890
You all talk so funny.
1229
01:09:48,897 --> 01:09:51,984
Gentlemen, would you
look after him, please?
1230
01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:05,789
VALENTINE: Now this...
1231
01:10:05,956 --> 01:10:07,833
is a dope-ass top hat.
1232
01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,796
Gazelle, let's go ascoting.
1233
01:10:14,298 --> 01:10:15,674
VALENTINE: (ON SPEAKER)
Your hat looks fine, Gazelle.
1234
01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:18,468
Come on! Don't make me
late for the queen.
1235
01:10:19,261 --> 01:10:21,930
Come on, Gazelle!
We're gonna be late.
1236
01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:23,640
How far is Ascot?
1237
01:10:24,099 --> 01:10:25,142
How far?
1238
01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:30,834
Merlin said you
wanted to see me, sir?
1239
01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:32,649
Sit down.
(DOOR CLOSES)
1240
01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:37,779
(BARKING)
1241
01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:38,114
Pretty dog.
1242
01:10:39,531 --> 01:10:40,824
What's his name?
1243
01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:41,992
J.B.
1244
01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:44,328
As in "James Bond"?
No.
1245
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,121
"Jason Bourne"?
1246
01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,290
No. "Jack Bauer."
1247
01:10:48,624 --> 01:10:49,666
Oh!
1248
01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:51,335
Bravo.
(CHUCKLES)
1249
01:10:52,002 --> 01:10:53,128
It pains me to admit it...
1250
01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:56,173
but I think that one day,
you might be as good a spy...
1251
01:10:56,340 --> 01:10:57,799
as any of them.
1252
01:11:04,848 --> 01:11:06,516
Take it.
1253
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:11,480
(WHINING)
1254
01:11:13,357 --> 01:11:14,566
Shoot the dog.
1255
01:11:21,365 --> 01:11:22,658
This weapon is live.
1256
01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:26,745
Shoot the dog.
1257
01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:06,576
Give me the gun.
1258
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:15,752
(GUNSHOT)
1259
01:12:17,921 --> 01:12:19,631
At least the girl's got balls.
1260
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:24,261
Get out.
1261
01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:26,930
I knew you couldn't make it.
1262
01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:31,560
Go home.
1263
01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:35,897
Merlin, send in Roxy, please.
1264
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,275
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1265
01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:02,674
Welcome to Kingsman...
1266
01:13:03,633 --> 01:13:04,760
Lancelot.
1267
01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,531
(LIGHT GROWL)
1268
01:13:26,615 --> 01:13:27,616
(DOOR OPENS)
1269
01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:29,117
Mum!
1270
01:13:29,534 --> 01:13:30,660
Eggsy!
1271
01:13:30,869 --> 01:13:32,162
Oh, God.
Where have you been?
1272
01:13:32,329 --> 01:13:34,331
I've been so worried about you.
1273
01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:39,544
Oh, my days.
Look how big you've grown!
1274
01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:47,385
Where is he?
I'm fine.
1275
01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:49,221
Eggsy, please,
just don't get involved.
1276
01:13:49,387 --> 01:13:51,147
No, I should never have
left you on your own.
1277
01:13:51,223 --> 01:13:53,642
This stops right now.
1278
01:13:53,809 --> 01:13:54,893
I'll be right back.
1279
01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,645
Eggsy.
1280
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,060
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1281
01:13:59,022 --> 01:14:00,357
EGGSY: Oi, Dean!
1282
01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:03,193
DEAN: Oh, Mugsy,
so you're back.
1283
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,237
What, you gone and nicked
a fucking taxi, now?
1284
01:14:05,403 --> 01:14:06,822
Yeah.
1285
01:14:06,988 --> 01:14:09,032
Can I have a word
about my mum's black eye?
1286
01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:11,743
You want to have a word with
me, you get out of that cab...
1287
01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:14,070
I'll knock you straight back
down on your fucking arse.
1288
01:14:15,831 --> 01:14:17,833
Tell your muppets to go
inside, then I'll get out.
1289
01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:22,003
Go on, lads.
It'll be two hits.
1290
01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:24,214
Me hitting him,
him hitting the floor.
1291
01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:27,050
Come on, then, you prick.
1292
01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:29,094
Let's see what you got.
Want a bit of me?
1293
01:14:29,177 --> 01:14:30,177
What are you doing?
1294
01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:32,139
No, no, no!
Get out of the fucking car!
1295
01:14:32,222 --> 01:14:34,099
What are you doing?
Where you going, you mug?
1296
01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:35,559
Go on, you got no bollocks!
1297
01:14:36,351 --> 01:14:38,353
Come on, bruv,
he hit my fucking mum!
1298
01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,880
Come back when you've
grown a pair!
1299
01:14:39,896 --> 01:14:40,897
Mugsy!
1300
01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:04,877
GALAHAD: You throw away...
1301
01:15:05,005 --> 01:15:08,967
your biggest opportunity
over a fucking dog.
1302
01:15:09,968 --> 01:15:12,304
And then you humiliate me
by stealing my boss's car.
1303
01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:14,639
You shot a dog
just to get a fucking job.
1304
01:15:15,056 --> 01:15:16,057
Yes, I did.
1305
01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:22,939
And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of
that every time I take a shit!
1306
01:15:24,524 --> 01:15:27,027
You shot your dog
and had it stuffed?
1307
01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:28,403
You fucking freak.
1308
01:15:28,570 --> 01:15:29,946
No, I shot my dog...
1309
01:15:30,113 --> 01:15:31,865
and then I brought him home and
continued to care for him...
1310
01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:34,367
for the next 11 years
until he died of pancreatitis.
1311
01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:37,746
What?
It was a blank, Eggsy.
1312
01:15:38,914 --> 01:15:40,582
It was a fucking blank.
1313
01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:42,709
Remember Amelia?
1314
01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:43,792
Yeah.
1315
01:15:43,835 --> 01:15:44,961
She didn't drown.
1316
01:15:45,128 --> 01:15:47,881
She works in our tech department
in Berlin. She's fine.
1317
01:15:48,048 --> 01:15:49,257
Limits must be tested...
1318
01:15:49,424 --> 01:15:52,052
a Kingsman only condones the
risking of a life to save another.
1319
01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:55,180
Like my dad saved your life even
though your fuck-up cost his.
1320
01:15:55,347 --> 01:15:57,015
Or have you got him
stuffed here and all?
1321
01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:02,145
Can't you see that everything I've done
has been about trying to repay him?
1322
01:16:05,398 --> 01:16:06,691
(BEEPING)
1323
01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:09,611
MERLIN: Harry, listen to this.
1324
01:16:09,778 --> 01:16:11,578
Valentine is at last
saying something of note.
1325
01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:14,199
VALENTINE: Do you know what
I love about pen and paper?
1326
01:16:14,699 --> 01:16:17,202
Nobody can hack into this shit.
1327
01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:20,956
Our worldwide tour
was a complete success.
1328
01:16:21,122 --> 01:16:23,583
We have total coverall.
1329
01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,544
Like when all your numbers
in bingo are crossed out.
1330
01:16:26,670 --> 01:16:27,671
GAZELLE: Bingo?
1331
01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:31,132
Bingo, the game.
You have played bingo, right?
1332
01:16:32,008 --> 01:16:33,802
Do I look like I play bingo?
1333
01:16:36,012 --> 01:16:37,055
Point is...
1334
01:16:37,722 --> 01:16:42,185
if our tests go well at the church
tomorrow, we are good to go.
1335
01:16:42,352 --> 01:16:44,854
South Glade Mission Church.
1336
01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:47,941
Merlin, get the plane ready.
MERLIN: Will do.
1337
01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:49,868
Harry, I'm so sorry.
I'm gonna do whatever...
1338
01:16:49,901 --> 01:16:50,902
You should be.
1339
01:16:51,069 --> 01:16:53,709
You just stay right there. I'll
sort this mess out when I get back.
1340
01:16:59,869 --> 01:17:01,579
PREACHER: And I say to you...
1341
01:17:01,746 --> 01:17:02,998
bear witness!
(ALL CHEERING)
1342
01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:05,750
Watch the news.
Watch the news.
1343
01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,210
AIDS!
1344
01:17:07,502 --> 01:17:08,503
Floods!
1345
01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:10,797
The blood of
the innocent, spilled!
1346
01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:17,136
And yet, there are those who
doubt this is the wrath of God.
1347
01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:17,341
(ALL SHOUTING IN AGREEMENT)
1348
01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:24,644
Our filthy government condones
sodomy, divorce, abortion!
1349
01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:27,355
And yet, some still doubt...
1350
01:17:27,522 --> 01:17:31,401
this is the work
of the antichrist!
1351
01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:36,448
You do not have to be
a Jew, a nigger, a whore...
1352
01:17:36,614 --> 01:17:39,367
or an atheistic, science-loving
evolution spouter...
1353
01:17:39,701 --> 01:17:41,161
MERLIN: (ON RADIO)
Charming sermon.
1354
01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,996
Can you see Valentine anywhere?
1355
01:17:43,163 --> 01:17:44,581
PREACHER: So, my friends...
1356
01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:47,792
although he is a just God,
he is justly a vengeful one...
1357
01:17:47,959 --> 01:17:50,920
and there can be
no turning back...
1358
01:17:51,087 --> 01:17:52,714
from the almighty wrath...
1359
01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:54,341
Are you sure we're out of range?
1360
01:17:54,591 --> 01:17:56,191
We're over 1,000 feet away.
What's wrong?
1361
01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:57,661
What if the calculations
are wrong?
1362
01:17:57,719 --> 01:17:59,304
You just have to trust me.
1363
01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:04,976
...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and
the devil is burning them...
1364
01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:06,436
for all eternity.
1365
01:18:06,603 --> 01:18:07,771
Would you excuse me?
1366
01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:09,606
Where are you going?
1367
01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,233
Hey! What's your problem?
1368
01:18:13,818 --> 01:18:15,236
I'm a Catholic whore...
1369
01:18:15,403 --> 01:18:18,990
currently enjoying congress out of wedlock
with my black, Jewish boyfriend...
1370
01:18:19,157 --> 01:18:21,701
who works in a military
abortion clinic.
1371
01:18:22,285 --> 01:18:23,620
So, hail Satan...
1372
01:18:23,787 --> 01:18:25,789
and have a lovely
afternoon, madam.
1373
01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:30,585
VALENTINE: Oh, shit.
He's leaving.
1374
01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:32,337
I'm starting the test now.
1375
01:18:32,796 --> 01:18:34,881
Let's hope enough of these
freaks have our SIM cards.
1376
01:18:37,675 --> 01:18:39,469
PREACHER: I kindly ask you
to sit down,
1377
01:18:39,552 --> 01:18:40,553
my friend!
(BEEPING)
1378
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:41,920
WOMAN: Just leave this church!
1379
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:44,307
You just leave this church
like the infidel you are!
1380
01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:45,517
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1381
01:18:46,851 --> 01:18:50,063
Satan cannot save you now!
You will eat your babies.
1382
01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:53,733
You will drown in the
blood of the Lord!
1383
01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,360
He will not save you!
1384
01:18:55,527 --> 01:18:57,112
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)
1385
01:19:01,574 --> 01:19:02,575
Holy fuck!
1386
01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:04,035
(ALL CLAMORING)
1387
01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:05,662
Oh, shit, I can't watch this.
1388
01:19:05,663 --> 01:19:06,496
Get over here.
1389
01:19:07,205 --> 01:19:09,332
(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1390
01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:12,836
♪ Lord, I can't change ♪
1391
01:19:13,837 --> 01:19:20,301
♪ Won't you fly high, free bird ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
1392
01:19:42,549 --> 01:19:43,575
(GUN CLICKING)
1393
01:19:48,496 --> 01:19:50,498
Jeez! Fuck.
1394
01:19:51,374 --> 01:19:53,501
MERLIN: Galahad,
can you hear me?
1395
01:19:53,751 --> 01:19:54,752
Harry!
1396
01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:57,672
Harry, what the heck
is going on?
1397
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:00,360
Could you turn
the volume down, please?
1398
01:20:01,634 --> 01:20:03,595
I didn't expect it
to be that effective.
1399
01:20:03,761 --> 01:20:05,201
What kind of response
are we talking?
1400
01:20:05,763 --> 01:20:06,764
GAZELLE: 100 percent.
1401
01:20:07,891 --> 01:20:09,309
VALENTINE: So,
everyone's been affected,
1402
01:20:09,392 --> 01:20:10,894
whether they have
a SIM card or not.
1403
01:20:11,311 --> 01:20:13,511
And we get the added benefit
of wiping out the Kingsman.
1404
01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:15,940
Not yet.
1405
01:20:18,401 --> 01:20:19,402
(SIZZLING)
1406
01:20:41,508 --> 01:20:43,051
(SCREAMING)
(GUNFIRE)
1407
01:21:03,029 --> 01:21:04,197
(GUN CLICKING)
1408
01:21:09,619 --> 01:21:10,620
(SCREAMING)
1409
01:21:10,912 --> 01:21:12,205
Oh, you need to see this.
1410
01:21:18,962 --> 01:21:20,296
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1411
01:21:20,755 --> 01:21:22,674
(DEVICE POWERING Up)
(GROANING)
1412
01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,092
(BEEPING)
1413
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:337,981
(EARS RINGING)
1414
01:22:20,815 --> 01:22:22,150
(PANTING)
1415
01:22:45,465 --> 01:22:47,258
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1416
01:23:01,898 --> 01:23:03,316
(GUNS COCKING)
1417
01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,115
GALAHAD:
What did you do to me?
1418
01:23:11,449 --> 01:23:13,076
I had no control.
1419
01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:15,870
I killed all those people.
1420
01:23:17,830 --> 01:23:19,040
I wanted to.
1421
01:23:19,207 --> 01:23:20,291
Clever, isn't it?
1422
01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:23,169
In simple terms,
it's a neurological wave...
1423
01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:24,976
that triggers the centers
of aggression...
1424
01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,756
and switches off inhibitors.
1425
01:23:27,298 --> 01:23:29,138
Transmitted through your
nasty, free SIM cards,
1426
01:23:29,217 --> 01:23:30,218
I assume.
1427
01:23:33,471 --> 01:23:35,348
Do you know what this is like?
1428
01:23:35,556 --> 01:23:38,810
It's like those old
movies we both love.
1429
01:23:38,976 --> 01:23:42,063
Now, I'm going to
tell you my whole plan...
1430
01:23:42,230 --> 01:23:43,231
and then I'm going to come up
1431
01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:45,483
with some absurd and
convoluted way to kill you...
1432
01:23:45,650 --> 01:23:48,277
and you'll find an equally
convoluted way to escape.
1433
01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:50,822
Sounds good to me.
1434
01:23:51,572 --> 01:23:53,700
Well, this ain't
that kind of movie.
1435
01:23:57,328 --> 01:23:59,831
No!
1436
01:24:07,964 --> 01:24:09,674
VALENTINE: Is he dead?
1437
01:24:09,841 --> 01:24:12,301
That tends to happen when you
shoot someone in the head.
1438
01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:13,636
It feels good, right?
1439
01:24:14,095 --> 01:24:16,215
No, no, it does not feel good.
It feels fucking awful.
1440
01:24:16,347 --> 01:24:18,641
What? You just killed how
many people in that church?
1441
01:24:18,808 --> 01:24:19,809
This is one guy.
1442
01:24:19,934 --> 01:24:21,936
No, no, they killed each other.
1443
01:24:24,814 --> 01:24:26,733
Okay, send out
the countdown clock.
1444
01:24:26,899 --> 01:24:29,569
This party starts tomorrow.
1445
01:24:37,618 --> 01:24:38,870
(EXHALES)
1446
01:25:04,228 --> 01:25:05,605
Arthur?
1447
01:25:07,732 --> 01:25:09,233
Are you there?
1448
01:25:09,525 --> 01:25:11,694
ARTHUR: (ON SPEAKER)
Sadly, I am.
1449
01:25:12,069 --> 01:25:15,531
Assemble the Kingsmen.
1450
01:25:19,285 --> 01:25:20,953
GALAHAD: Can't you see that
everything I've done
1451
01:25:21,037 --> 01:25:23,372
has been about
trying to repay him?
1452
01:25:43,893 --> 01:25:46,270
GALAHAD: I see a young man
with potential...
1453
01:25:47,063 --> 01:25:49,732
Who wants to do something
good with his life.
1454
01:26:06,415 --> 01:26:08,751
Arthur, Harry's dead.
1455
01:26:09,418 --> 01:26:11,838
Galahad is dead.
1456
01:26:12,004 --> 01:26:14,423
Hence, we have just drunk
a toast to him.
1457
01:26:15,091 --> 01:26:17,635
Well, then you know
what that psycho's doing.
1458
01:26:17,802 --> 01:26:20,429
How many people around the world
have got those SIM cards?
1459
01:26:20,596 --> 01:26:22,974
Valentine can send his signal
to any of them, all of them.
1460
01:26:23,140 --> 01:26:25,184
If they all go homicidal
at the same time then...
1461
01:26:25,351 --> 01:26:27,645
ARTHUR: Indeed, and thanks
to Galahad's recordings...
1462
01:26:27,812 --> 01:26:30,439
we have Valentine's confession.
1463
01:26:30,606 --> 01:26:33,985
The intelligence has been passed
on to the relevant authorities.
1464
01:26:34,151 --> 01:26:35,486
Our work is complete...
1465
01:26:35,653 --> 01:26:37,405
and a most distinguished legacy
1466
01:26:37,488 --> 01:26:40,116
for our fallen friend,
it is, too.
1467
01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:42,118
And that's it?
1468
01:26:43,286 --> 01:26:44,453
Come sit down, boy.
1469
01:26:47,832 --> 01:26:52,837
This is an 1815
Napoleonic brandy.
1470
01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:57,133
And we only drink it
when we lose a Kingsman.
1471
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,803
Galahad was very fond of you.
1472
01:27:02,972 --> 01:27:05,391
And on this occasion...
1473
01:27:05,558 --> 01:27:08,895
I think it's acceptable for us
to bend the rules a little.
1474
01:27:11,314 --> 01:27:12,481
Are these all Kingsmen?
1475
01:27:12,648 --> 01:27:14,984
ARTHUR:
Yes, they're founder members.
1476
01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,404
I want you to join me
in a toast.
1477
01:27:20,656 --> 01:27:22,658
To Galahad.
1478
01:27:23,659 --> 01:27:25,161
To Galahad.
1479
01:27:29,707 --> 01:27:32,335
Harry says you don't like
to break rules, Arthur.
1480
01:27:32,835 --> 01:27:33,920
Why now?
1481
01:27:34,086 --> 01:27:35,338
You're very good, Eggsy.
1482
01:27:35,504 --> 01:27:39,091
Perhaps I will make you my
proposal for Galahad's position.
1483
01:27:40,009 --> 01:27:42,720
Provided, of course,
that we can see eye to eye...
1484
01:27:42,887 --> 01:27:45,014
on certain political matters.
1485
01:27:47,850 --> 01:27:48,935
Can you guess...
1486
01:27:49,018 --> 01:27:50,019
(POWERING UP)
1487
01:27:50,519 --> 01:27:52,104
what this is?
1488
01:27:52,271 --> 01:27:53,940
I don't have to.
Harry showed me.
1489
01:27:54,106 --> 01:27:55,608
You click it. I die.
1490
01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:57,568
I thought that brandy
tasted a bit shit.
1491
01:27:58,027 --> 01:28:00,196
(CHUCKLES) Bravo.
1492
01:28:00,863 --> 01:28:04,033
Valentine won you over, somehow.
1493
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,036
Once he explained, I understood.
1494
01:28:07,203 --> 01:28:08,563
VALENTINE: When you get a virus...
1495
01:28:08,746 --> 01:28:09,956
you get a fever.
1496
01:28:10,122 --> 01:28:14,126
That's the human body raising its
core temperature to kill the virus.
1497
01:28:14,293 --> 01:28:16,545
Planet Earth works the same way.
1498
01:28:16,712 --> 01:28:18,631
Global warming is the fever.
1499
01:28:18,798 --> 01:28:21,592
Mankind is the virus.
1500
01:28:21,759 --> 01:28:24,136
We're making our planet sick.
1501
01:28:24,303 --> 01:28:26,889
A cull is our only hope.
1502
01:28:27,056 --> 01:28:29,308
If we don't reduce
our population ourselves...
1503
01:28:29,475 --> 01:28:32,061
there is only one of
two ways this can go.
1504
01:28:32,228 --> 01:28:36,482
The host kills the virus,
or the virus kills the host.
1505
01:28:36,732 --> 01:28:37,733
Either way...
1506
01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:40,277
The result is the same.
1507
01:28:40,444 --> 01:28:42,071
The virus dies.
1508
01:28:43,155 --> 01:28:46,575
So Valentine's gonna take care of
the population problem himself.
1509
01:28:46,742 --> 01:28:49,245
Well, if we don't do
something, nature will.
1510
01:28:49,412 --> 01:28:53,749
Sometimes a culling is the only way to
ensure that this species survives...
1511
01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:56,585
and history
will see Valentine...
1512
01:28:56,752 --> 01:28:59,005
as the man who saved
humanity from extinction.
1513
01:28:59,588 --> 01:29:02,925
And he gets to pick and choose
who gets culled, does he?
1514
01:29:03,092 --> 01:29:04,301
All his rich mates,
they get to live...
1515
01:29:04,468 --> 01:29:06,971
and anyone he thinks is worth
saving, he's keeping them safe...
1516
01:29:07,138 --> 01:29:09,098
whether they agree
with him or not.
1517
01:29:09,265 --> 01:29:11,434
And you, Eggsy.
1518
01:29:11,976 --> 01:29:13,936
In Harry's honor...
1519
01:29:14,103 --> 01:29:18,774
I am inviting you
to be part of a new world.
1520
01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,154
It's time to make your decision.
1521
01:29:30,036 --> 01:29:31,996
I'd rather be with Harry.
1522
01:29:32,538 --> 01:29:33,539
Thanks.
1523
01:29:34,290 --> 01:29:35,666
So be it.
1524
01:29:36,167 --> 01:29:37,209
(CLICKS)
1525
01:29:50,056 --> 01:29:51,182
(GROANING)
1526
01:29:51,974 --> 01:29:55,227
The problem with us
common types...
1527
01:29:55,394 --> 01:29:56,979
is that we're
light-fingered.
1528
01:29:58,189 --> 01:29:59,899
Kingsman's taught me a lot...
1529
01:30:00,066 --> 01:30:01,317
but sleight of hand...
1530
01:30:01,984 --> 01:30:03,736
Yes, they're founder members.
1531
01:30:04,612 --> 01:30:06,280
(ARTHUR BREATHING HEAVILY)
1532
01:30:06,363 --> 01:30:07,656
I had that down already.
1533
01:30:09,992 --> 01:30:13,579
You dirty little fucking...
1534
01:30:13,746 --> 01:30:14,914
prick.
1535
01:30:14,997 --> 01:30:16,165
(THUDS)
1536
01:30:36,143 --> 01:30:38,020
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
1537
01:30:49,448 --> 01:30:51,200
It's okay, Lancelot.
Put it down.
1538
01:30:52,368 --> 01:30:53,911
It's verified.
1539
01:30:56,288 --> 01:30:58,874
Arthur's phone is receiving update
texts about getting to safety.
1540
01:30:59,041 --> 01:31:00,793
We don't have a lot of time.
What are you going to do?
1541
01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,087
The question is,
what are we going to do?
1542
01:31:03,254 --> 01:31:05,965
God knows who's in Valentine's
pocket and who's not.
1543
01:31:06,632 --> 01:31:08,134
We have no choice.
1544
01:31:09,218 --> 01:31:11,303
We are gonna have to deal
with this ourselves.
1545
01:31:14,723 --> 01:31:16,058
Follow me.
1546
01:31:34,952 --> 01:31:36,245
What the fuck is this?
1547
01:31:36,412 --> 01:31:38,247
I have no idea.
1548
01:31:39,248 --> 01:31:40,416
What you're playing with...
1549
01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:43,294
is a prototype personal
transatmospheric vehicle.
1550
01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:45,754
It was developed as part of
Reagan's Star Wars project.
1551
01:31:45,921 --> 01:31:48,841
It's pretty basic,
but it should still work.
1552
01:31:49,091 --> 01:31:51,468
We're gonna take out
one of Valentine's satellites.
1553
01:31:51,844 --> 01:31:54,305
We're gonna break the chain,
stop the signal.
1554
01:31:54,471 --> 01:31:56,391
It'll take him a couple
of hours to reroute it...
1555
01:31:56,807 --> 01:32:01,187
which buys us enough time for you to
get me into Valentine's mainframe...
1556
01:32:01,353 --> 01:32:03,147
so I can shut it down.
1557
01:32:03,314 --> 01:32:05,608
Lancelot, you're going to
be using it.
1558
01:32:05,774 --> 01:32:07,151
Get into your halo suit.
1559
01:32:19,663 --> 01:32:22,063
PILOT: Swedish Prime Minister,
requesting permission to land.
1560
01:32:27,546 --> 01:32:29,298
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Permission granted.
1561
01:32:32,885 --> 01:32:35,387
Please.
Thank you.
1562
01:32:35,554 --> 01:32:37,640
VALENTINE: How many more
are we expecting?
1563
01:32:37,806 --> 01:32:39,286
Not many.
Most have their own bunkers.
1564
01:32:39,308 --> 01:32:42,645
I figure we're just getting
the really nervous ones.
1565
01:32:42,895 --> 01:32:44,897
WOMAN: Welcome,
Prime Minister.
1566
01:32:46,190 --> 01:32:49,151
MERLIN: It seems the implant can
emit some kind of counter signal...
1567
01:32:49,318 --> 01:32:52,988
To ensure the wearer remains unaffected
by the waves from the SIM cards.
1568
01:32:53,155 --> 01:32:55,199
The waves that turn everyone
into a psycho killer.
1569
01:32:55,366 --> 01:32:57,910
Quite. But what he probably
didn't tell anyone...
1570
01:32:58,077 --> 01:33:02,331
is it can also super heat their
soft tissue at his command.
1571
01:33:02,498 --> 01:33:06,669
Valentine selected his chosen few
to get the countdown warning...
1572
01:33:06,835 --> 01:33:09,672
but he had to be sure they didn't
blab to the wrong people beforehand.
1573
01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:11,548
How does this help us right now?
1574
01:33:12,508 --> 01:33:13,509
It doesn't.
1575
01:33:13,884 --> 01:33:15,261
Roxy, here we go!
1576
01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:31,777
MERLIN: The higher you go,
the more the balloons expand.
1577
01:33:31,944 --> 01:33:33,779
When you reach the edge
of the atmosphere...
1578
01:33:33,946 --> 01:33:36,073
they'll explode.
1579
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,242
You'll need to deploy your
missile just before that, okay?
1580
01:33:38,409 --> 01:33:39,743
Edge of the atmosphere.
1581
01:33:439,910 --> 01:33:43,205
And once you've deployed, you'll
need to release for descent, fast.
1582
01:33:44,206 --> 01:33:45,457
Good luck.
1583
01:33:47,793 --> 01:33:49,795
You can do this, okay?
Yeah.
1584
01:33:49,962 --> 01:33:52,756
Eggsy, come on.
Time is not our friend.
1585
01:34:15,237 --> 01:34:17,239
You're getting in
on Arthur's invitation.
1586
01:34:17,406 --> 01:34:18,615
You're gonna need to blend in.
1587
01:34:18,782 --> 01:34:19,908
I'm supposed to be Arthur?
1588
01:34:20,075 --> 01:34:23,078
His invitation is in his phone.
You give them this.
1589
01:34:23,245 --> 01:34:24,663
Give his real name,
Chester King.
1590
01:34:24,747 --> 01:34:25,748
What about you?
1591
01:34:25,914 --> 01:34:27,333
I'm your pilot.
I'm gonna stay here.
1592
01:34:28,417 --> 01:34:29,501
Is that gonna fit me?
1593
01:34:29,668 --> 01:34:32,171
A bespoke suit always fits.
1594
01:34:32,338 --> 01:34:34,131
Just be grateful
Harry had it made for you.
1595
01:34:35,090 --> 01:34:36,091
Get dressed.
1596
01:34:37,551 --> 01:34:38,831
What the fuck's wrong with them?
1597
01:34:38,927 --> 01:34:41,680
I don't know. Could have something
to do with the mass genocide.
1598
01:34:41,847 --> 01:34:43,766
Give me the mic.
1599
01:34:45,601 --> 01:34:47,144
Hey-oh!
1600
01:34:47,311 --> 01:34:50,230
Everybody, listen up!
Hello, hello!
1601
01:34:50,397 --> 01:34:52,608
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
1602
01:34:52,775 --> 01:34:55,611
I just wanna remind
you that today...
1603
01:34:55,778 --> 01:34:58,364
is a day of celebration.
1604
01:34:59,198 --> 01:35:02,701
We must put aside
all thoughts of death...
1605
01:35:02,868 --> 01:35:04,745
and focus on birth.
1606
01:35:05,829 --> 01:35:08,248
The birth of a new age.
1607
01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:14,421
We mustn't mourn those
who give their lives today.
1608
01:35:14,588 --> 01:35:16,548
We should honor
their sacrifice...
1609
01:35:16,715 --> 01:35:18,717
Has she got my number to call me back?
I got a new phone.
1610
01:35:18,884 --> 01:35:20,469
...and their roles...
(BAT CRACKING)
1611
01:35:20,552 --> 01:35:22,352
...in saving the human race.
(CROWD CHEERING)
1612
01:35:22,429 --> 01:35:23,931
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
1613
01:35:24,473 --> 01:35:28,143
We must put aside
doubt and guilt.
1614
01:35:28,268 --> 01:35:29,311
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1615
01:35:29,561 --> 01:35:33,107
You are the chosen people.
1616
01:35:34,733 --> 01:35:38,195
When folks tell their kids
the story of Noah's Ark...
1617
01:35:38,362 --> 01:35:40,155
Is Noah the bad guy?
CROWD: No!
1618
01:35:40,322 --> 01:35:42,324
Is God the bad guy?
1619
01:35:42,449 --> 01:35:43,449
CROWD: No!
1620
01:35:43,492 --> 01:35:45,828
How about the animals
marching two by two?
1621
01:35:45,911 --> 01:35:47,663
CROWD: No!Of course not!
1622
01:35:48,163 --> 01:35:50,124
(LAUGHING)
Yeah, that's it!
1623
01:35:50,290 --> 01:35:54,086
Let's turn those frowns
upside down.
1624
01:35:54,253 --> 01:35:56,088
Eat, drink...
1625
01:35:56,255 --> 01:35:57,923
and party.
1626
01:35:59,508 --> 01:36:00,884
(ALL CHEERING)
1627
01:36:00,968 --> 01:36:03,512
And I will see you all
in the new age.
1628
01:36:10,269 --> 01:36:11,687
(TICKING)
1629
01:36:28,745 --> 01:36:30,873
EGGSY: Rox, it's me.
1630
01:36:31,373 --> 01:36:32,708
How's the view?
1631
01:36:35,544 --> 01:36:37,629
Hideous
Mine's pretty sweet.
1632
01:36:37,796 --> 01:36:39,590
They made you one
of these suits yet?
1633
01:36:39,673 --> 01:36:40,716
No, not yet.
1634
01:36:40,883 --> 01:36:43,218
You've got something to
look forward to then.
1635
01:36:43,385 --> 01:36:45,971
We're coming up on Valentine's base.
Gotta go.
1636
01:36:47,431 --> 01:36:48,724
Good luck.
1637
01:36:51,643 --> 01:36:52,853
(DOOR OPENS)
1638
01:36:56,398 --> 01:36:57,399
Looking good, Eggsy.
1639
01:37:00,068 --> 01:37:02,779
Feeling good, Merlin.
1640
01:37:08,076 --> 01:37:09,661
MERLIN: This is
November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo...
1641
01:37:09,828 --> 01:37:12,247
requesting permission to land.
1642
01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:17,794
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Permission is granted.
1643
01:37:21,465 --> 01:37:23,050
Fuck me.
1644
01:37:23,133 --> 01:37:24,218
Mmm-hmm.
1645
01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:38,941
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1646
01:37:50,452 --> 01:37:52,913
Eggsy, we're on.
1647
01:38:07,636 --> 01:38:08,637
Chester King.
1648
01:38:09,638 --> 01:38:11,598
Mr. King, welcome.
1649
01:38:11,974 --> 01:38:15,769
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's
strict no-weapons policy...
1650
01:38:15,936 --> 01:38:17,971
but if you don't object...
Of course.
1651
01:38:17,437 --> 01:38:18,647
Thank you.
1652
01:38:19,147 --> 01:38:21,275
Do you have any luggage?
1653
01:38:22,234 --> 01:38:23,335
Congratulations, Mycroft,
1654
01:38:23,518 --> 01:38:25,696
you just graduated
from my pilot to my valet.
1655
01:38:26,321 --> 01:38:28,782
You cheeky...
Understood?
1656
01:38:28,949 --> 01:38:30,200
Good.
1657
01:38:31,493 --> 01:38:33,120
Thank you.
1658
01:38:56,935 --> 01:38:58,312
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
1659
01:38:58,395 --> 01:39:01,940
MERLIN: (OVER RADIO) Eggsy,
find a laptop, get me online.
1660
01:39:02,024 --> 01:39:03,025
The clock is ticking.
1661
01:39:04,192 --> 01:39:06,903
And remember, try to blend in.
1662
01:39:07,070 --> 01:39:09,031
Would sir care for a drink?
1663
01:39:09,656 --> 01:39:10,866
Martini.
1664
01:39:11,033 --> 01:39:13,201
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
1665
01:39:13,368 --> 01:39:17,080
Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing
at an unopened bottle of Vermouth.
1666
01:39:17,706 --> 01:39:18,915
Thank you.
1667
01:39:19,374 --> 01:39:20,834
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1668
01:39:21,710 --> 01:39:23,503
Merlin, are you clocking this?
1669
01:39:23,712 --> 01:39:25,756
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
1670
01:39:26,381 --> 01:39:28,550
Lancelot, you're doing great.
Not much further to go.
1671
01:39:29,259 --> 01:39:30,385
ROXY: Yes, Merlin.
1672
01:39:31,887 --> 01:39:34,181
MERLIN:
Eggsy, get me online now.
1673
01:39:35,098 --> 01:39:36,099
EGGSY: Yep, I'm on it.
1674
01:39:37,267 --> 01:39:39,394
Lancelot, you're approaching
your altitude limit.
1675
01:39:39,728 --> 01:39:41,521
Those balloons
won't last much longer.
1676
01:39:42,397 --> 01:39:44,358
Prepare to engage missile.
1677
01:39:46,109 --> 01:39:47,653
(ALARM BEEPING)
1678
01:39:59,748 --> 01:40:00,957
Society's dead.
1679
01:40:01,416 --> 01:40:03,001
Long live society.
1680
01:40:03,085 --> 01:40:04,086
(LAUGHING)
1681
01:40:04,252 --> 01:40:05,587
Amen to that.
1682
01:40:07,047 --> 01:40:09,091
I'm Morten Lindström.
Chester King.
1683
01:40:09,424 --> 01:40:10,759
How'd you get online?
I couldn't.
1684
01:40:11,134 --> 01:40:12,219
Oh, well, it's a closed
network, you see.
1685
01:40:12,302 --> 01:40:13,595
Pre-authorized
connections only.
1686
01:40:13,679 --> 01:40:14,680
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Ah.
1687
01:40:18,308 --> 01:40:19,601
ROXY: I've got a fix
on the satellite.
1688
01:40:19,768 --> 01:40:20,894
EGGSY: Do you have
the correct time?
1689
01:40:21,061 --> 01:40:22,229
I think I'm still
in my last time zone.
1690
01:40:22,312 --> 01:40:23,814
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's see now.
1691
01:40:34,741 --> 01:40:36,159
(BEEPING)
1692
01:40:37,911 --> 01:40:38,912
MERLIN: Eggsy, I'm in.
1693
01:40:39,079 --> 01:40:40,163
Get your arse back
to the plane, now.
1694
01:40:40,330 --> 01:40:41,915
EGGSY: On my way.
Lancelot, good luck!
1695
01:40:42,082 --> 01:40:44,251
Firing in 3... 2...
1696
01:40:46,670 --> 01:40:47,671
(GRUNTING)
1697
01:40:51,633 --> 01:40:52,634
Nice and slow.
1698
01:40:52,801 --> 01:40:53,969
Fuck are you doing here?
1699
01:40:54,136 --> 01:40:56,471
Well, my family
were invited, obviously.
1700
01:40:56,638 --> 01:40:58,265
Now, get the fuck up!
Slowly.
1701
01:40:59,474 --> 01:41:01,351
Oh, shit. Lancelot,
hurry up and fire!
1702
01:41:01,518 --> 01:41:03,103
That other balloon
is gonna blow!
1703
01:41:03,270 --> 01:41:06,314
ROXY: Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it.
Give me a second!
1704
01:41:06,398 --> 01:41:07,649
(BEEPING)
1705
01:41:08,191 --> 01:41:11,111
Valentine!
I've caught a fucking spy!
1706
01:41:11,778 --> 01:41:12,821
V-Glass, zoom.
1707
01:41:12,988 --> 01:41:15,031
Oh, fuck!
It's that young valet.
1708
01:41:16,283 --> 01:41:17,284
(GROANING)
1709
01:41:18,827 --> 01:41:20,537
(CROWD GASPING)
Son of a bitch.
1710
01:41:21,121 --> 01:41:22,205
ROXY: Got it!
1711
01:41:28,170 --> 01:41:29,463
(SCREAMING)
1712
01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:33,633
Oh, shit.
Sound the alarm!
1713
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,094
(ALARM BEEPING)
1714
01:41:36,178 --> 01:41:37,258
I'm not taking any chances.
1715
01:41:37,387 --> 01:41:39,027
Okay, you send out
the two-minute warning.
1716
01:41:39,055 --> 01:41:41,516
I'm starting the override.
All right, let's do this.
1717
01:41:42,851 --> 01:41:44,571
GAZELLE: (OVER SPEAKER)
Countdown initiated.
1718
01:41:54,196 --> 01:41:55,864
You see him?
GAZELLE: Right here.
1719
01:41:58,950 --> 01:42:00,160
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1720
01:42:04,664 --> 01:42:05,916
MERLIN: Eggsy, take a left.
1721
01:42:06,708 --> 01:42:07,709
Two guards, up ahead.
1722
01:42:13,590 --> 01:42:14,758
(GROANING)
1723
01:42:20,055 --> 01:42:21,348
Lancelot! Release now!
1724
01:42:21,515 --> 01:42:22,516
(GRUNTING)
1725
01:42:28,688 --> 01:42:29,815
(GASPING)
1726
01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:34,194
MERLIN: Eggsy,
straight ahead, then right.
1727
01:42:34,569 --> 01:42:35,570
There's two more.
1728
01:42:36,530 --> 01:42:37,531
(GRUNTING)
1729
01:42:39,282 --> 01:42:41,368
All right,
everybody on your feet!
1730
01:42:41,535 --> 01:42:42,744
Countdown to V-day!
1731
01:42:42,911 --> 01:42:44,412
Welcome in the new age!
1732
01:42:52,796 --> 01:42:53,880
Flat spin.
1733
01:42:57,425 --> 01:42:58,426
(GROANING)
1734
01:43:09,062 --> 01:43:11,898
MERLIN: Eggsy, next left,
down the narrow tunnel!
1735
01:43:20,657 --> 01:43:21,658
VALENTINE: Here we go!
1736
01:43:21,825 --> 01:43:22,826
10...
1737
01:43:23,451 --> 01:43:24,786
9...
1738
01:43:25,287 --> 01:43:26,288
8...
1739
01:43:26,955 --> 01:43:27,956
7...
1740
01:43:28,874 --> 01:43:29,975
6...
1741
01:43:30,542 --> 01:43:31,626
5...
1742
01:43:32,210 --> 01:43:33,211
4...
1743
01:43:34,212 --> 01:43:35,213
3...
1744
01:43:35,380 --> 01:43:36,381
2...
1745
01:43:37,132 --> 01:43:38,133
1!
1746
01:43:44,055 --> 01:43:45,891
Nice! Well done,
both of you.
1747
01:43:46,641 --> 01:43:47,642
It's not working!
1748
01:43:47,809 --> 01:43:49,561
It's supposed to be working!
What the fuck?
1749
01:43:49,544 --> 01:43:50,645
(STAMMERING)
1750
01:43:50,812 --> 01:43:51,813
(INDISTINCT MURMURING)
1751
01:43:53,773 --> 01:43:55,317
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1752
01:43:56,276 --> 01:43:57,319
EGGSY: Yes!
1753
01:43:57,485 --> 01:43:58,820
Well done, Rox. Good girl.
1754
01:44:01,156 --> 01:44:02,157
(BEEPING)
1755
01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:04,701
We've lost one
of our satellites.
1756
01:44:10,415 --> 01:44:12,042
(COMPUTER BEEPING)
1757
01:44:14,252 --> 01:44:18,006
Oh, no, no. There's no way
I can hack past that.
1758
01:44:20,300 --> 01:44:21,468
(PANTING)
1759
01:44:23,595 --> 01:44:24,596
What's going on?
1760
01:44:25,764 --> 01:44:26,848
Is there a problem?
1761
01:44:28,016 --> 01:44:29,351
Come on.
There's no need for guns.
1762
01:44:29,517 --> 01:44:31,019
I'm just a pilot.
1763
01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:33,688
(GUN CLICKING)
1764
01:44:34,022 --> 01:44:35,065
Oh, fuck. Merlin!
1765
01:44:35,690 --> 01:44:36,691
(ALL GROANING)
1766
01:44:37,859 --> 01:44:39,444
Get in here!
1767
01:44:43,698 --> 01:44:44,866
Come on!
1768
01:44:47,327 --> 01:44:48,328
(PANTING)
1769
01:44:48,411 --> 01:44:49,746
Let's get the fuck out of here!
1770
01:44:49,913 --> 01:44:50,914
We can't.
1771
01:44:51,081 --> 01:44:52,540
I can't get into
Valentine's machine.
1772
01:44:52,707 --> 01:44:54,292
He's got biometric security.
1773
01:44:55,710 --> 01:44:56,670
You're gonna have
to get in there
1774
01:44:56,753 --> 01:44:59,089
and make sure his hand
never touches that desk.
1775
01:44:59,255 --> 01:45:00,799
Are you taking the fucking piss?
1776
01:45:00,966 --> 01:45:02,217
I'm afraid not.
1777
01:45:03,009 --> 01:45:04,344
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1778
01:45:05,387 --> 01:45:06,388
Let's have that then.
1779
01:45:06,471 --> 01:45:07,472
Uh-uh.
1780
01:45:08,056 --> 01:45:09,391
This is mine.
1781
01:45:09,891 --> 01:45:11,810
I'll show you yours.
1782
01:45:29,077 --> 01:45:30,078
Good choice.
1783
01:45:32,789 --> 01:45:34,332
VALENTINE: How long to re-link
the satellite chain?
1784
01:45:34,499 --> 01:45:35,750
It'll take an hour, maybe two.
1785
01:45:35,917 --> 01:45:38,003
Bullshit! Just bring these two
closer together.
1786
01:45:38,169 --> 01:45:39,504
But that's not yours.
1787
01:45:39,921 --> 01:45:40,922
(SCOFFS)
1788
01:45:45,176 --> 01:45:47,387
V-Glass, call E-man.
(BEEPING)
1789
01:45:47,762 --> 01:45:49,097
E, it's V.
1790
01:45:49,264 --> 01:45:51,266
Listen, man, I got a
little hiccup on this end.
1791
01:45:51,433 --> 01:45:52,434
I need to piggyback.
1792
01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:54,227
One of my satellites
just went down,
1793
01:45:54,310 --> 01:45:56,604
but it's right next
to one of yours.
1794
01:45:57,147 --> 01:45:58,606
You read my mind.
1795
01:45:59,274 --> 01:46:00,859
How long before you
make that happen?
1796
01:46:03,945 --> 01:46:04,988
Go.
1797
01:46:09,159 --> 01:46:11,119
All right, we should be
coming back online.
1798
01:46:13,955 --> 01:46:14,956
10 percent.
1799
01:46:17,834 --> 01:46:18,877
Oh, shit!
1800
01:46:19,044 --> 01:46:20,837
Eggsy, Valentine's using
someone else's satellite.
1801
01:46:21,004 --> 01:46:22,964
He's going to
reconnect the chain.
1802
01:46:23,131 --> 01:46:24,611
It's going to take him
no time at all.
1803
01:46:25,550 --> 01:46:26,634
It's at 20 percent.
1804
01:46:44,569 --> 01:46:47,822
Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a
present for you. Get a move on!
1805
01:46:50,658 --> 01:46:51,951
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
1806
01:47:00,335 --> 01:47:01,669
(ALL SCREAMING)
1807
01:47:16,518 --> 01:47:17,560
(BEEPING)
1808
01:47:21,356 --> 01:47:22,732
ls that Kingsman kid dead yet?
1809
01:47:22,941 --> 01:47:24,567
Not yet, but he will be soon.
1810
01:47:24,734 --> 01:47:26,444
VALENTINE: Good.
1811
01:47:35,245 --> 01:47:36,246
(PANTING)
1812
01:47:39,374 --> 01:47:40,375
Merlin, I'm fucked.
1813
01:47:53,596 --> 01:47:54,597
As am I.
1814
01:47:54,764 --> 01:47:57,100
They're coming at me from both sides.
I'm out of options.
1815
01:47:57,559 --> 01:48:00,395
Rox, I need a favor.
1816
01:48:00,562 --> 01:48:01,604
Call my mum.
1817
01:48:01,771 --> 01:48:03,331
Tell her to lock herself
away from Dean.
1818
01:48:03,982 --> 01:48:04,983
And the baby...
1819
01:48:06,609 --> 01:48:07,610
and tell her I love her.
1820
01:48:16,578 --> 01:48:17,829
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1821
01:48:22,167 --> 01:48:25,336
Merlin, remember those implants
you said were of no use to us?
1822
01:48:27,130 --> 01:48:28,410
Any chance you can turn them on?
1823
01:48:31,801 --> 01:48:32,802
All right.
1824
01:48:32,969 --> 01:48:35,430
My turn to play, Valentine.
1825
01:48:43,938 --> 01:48:45,106
VALENTINE: Oh, no!
1826
01:48:45,273 --> 01:48:47,692
What the fuck is he doing?
I can't stop this.
1827
01:48:53,740 --> 01:48:54,824
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1828
01:49:01,122 --> 01:49:02,165
Yes, please.
1829
01:49:05,835 --> 01:49:07,003
No!
1830
01:49:13,968 --> 01:49:15,470
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1831
01:50:03,768 --> 01:50:05,853
MERLIN: Oh, my God!
1832
01:50:06,020 --> 01:50:08,022
That is fucking spectacular!
1833
01:50:08,189 --> 01:50:10,066
Merlin, you're a fucking genius!
1834
01:50:10,149 --> 01:50:11,192
(BANGING ON DOOR)
1835
01:50:11,276 --> 01:50:14,279
PRINCESS TILDE: What the fuck
is happening out there?
1836
01:50:14,612 --> 01:50:16,030
(BANGING CONTINUES)
1837
01:50:18,574 --> 01:50:19,867
Aren't you that princess
who went missing?
1838
01:50:20,034 --> 01:50:21,077
Can you get me out?
1839
01:50:21,703 --> 01:50:23,621
If I do, will you
give me a kiss?
1840
01:50:23,788 --> 01:50:25,268
I've always wanted
to kiss a princess.
1841
01:50:25,373 --> 01:50:27,933
If you get me out right now, I'll
give you more than just a kiss.
1842
01:50:29,627 --> 01:50:30,878
VALENTINE: (OVER PA)
You motherfucker.
1843
01:50:31,045 --> 01:50:32,880
Did you really think
I was stupid enough...
1844
01:50:33,047 --> 01:50:35,216
to implant one of those
things in my own head?
1845
01:50:35,675 --> 01:50:37,218
What are you, fucking crazy?
1846
01:50:38,177 --> 01:50:40,471
All those innocent people
killed and for what?
1847
01:50:41,347 --> 01:50:44,183
You didn't stop shit!
1848
01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:47,562
Fine, I've locked the door.
What do you want me to do now?
1849
01:50:47,729 --> 01:50:50,565
As I said, put your daughter in the
bathroom and throw away the key.
1850
01:50:51,357 --> 01:50:53,735
It's still happening!
1851
01:50:53,901 --> 01:50:55,069
You're fucking insane!
1852
01:50:55,236 --> 01:50:56,362
ROXY: Just do it.
1853
01:51:03,870 --> 01:51:05,621
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
1854
01:51:07,582 --> 01:51:09,417
(BEEPING)
1855
01:51:15,381 --> 01:51:17,091
(BEEPING INTENSIFIES)
1856
01:51:23,681 --> 01:51:25,081
MERLIN: Eggsy,
the signal's started!
1857
01:51:25,183 --> 01:51:28,353
Get Valentine's hand off
that bloody desk now!
1858
01:51:28,519 --> 01:51:29,520
Sorry, love.
1859
01:51:29,854 --> 01:51:30,938
Got to save the world.
1860
01:51:32,277 --> 01:51:34,195
I'll be right back.
1861
01:51:35,572 --> 01:51:36,573
Good luck!
1862
01:51:43,288 --> 01:51:44,289
London.
1863
01:51:48,209 --> 01:51:49,836
(TIRES SQUEALING)
1864
01:51:51,421 --> 01:51:52,839
(CROWD CLAMORING)
1865
01:51:59,470 --> 01:52:00,763
(ALL GRUNTING)
1866
01:52:03,057 --> 01:52:04,058
(GRUNTING)
1867
01:52:04,475 --> 01:52:05,560
(SCREAMING)
1868
01:52:12,775 --> 01:52:13,775
GAZELLE: (CHUCKLES) Rio.
1869
01:52:13,818 --> 01:52:15,778
(DISCO MUSIC CONTINUES)
1870
01:52:20,033 --> 01:52:22,035
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
1871
01:52:29,667 --> 01:52:30,668
Get down!
1872
01:52:31,336 --> 01:52:32,337
(MUSIC STOPS)
1873
01:52:32,670 --> 01:52:33,671
You did it!
1874
01:52:37,634 --> 01:52:38,674
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1875
01:52:40,511 --> 01:52:41,512
(GUNFIRE)
1876
01:52:43,264 --> 01:52:45,183
The glass is not
gonna hold long.
1877
01:52:46,851 --> 01:52:48,478
You stay here.
1878
01:52:50,688 --> 01:52:51,856
Merlin, quickly,
how do I get up there?
1879
01:52:52,190 --> 01:52:54,108
Keep shooting, I'll find a route.
Understood.
1880
01:53:10,667 --> 01:53:11,751
Holy fuck!
1881
01:53:22,887 --> 01:53:23,888
(EGGSY GROANING)
1882
01:53:24,847 --> 01:53:25,848
(PANTING)
1883
01:53:27,392 --> 01:53:28,393
(MUSIC RESUMES)
1884
01:53:30,269 --> 01:53:31,562
We're back up.
1885
01:53:32,438 --> 01:53:33,731
We're back up!
1886
01:53:35,858 --> 01:53:36,859
(ALL CLAMORING)
1887
01:53:40,738 --> 01:53:42,448
This is great!
(LAUGHING)
1888
01:53:46,744 --> 01:53:47,745
(GRUNTING)
1889
01:53:48,705 --> 01:53:49,706
(CRYING)
1890
01:53:50,498 --> 01:53:51,499
MERLIN: Eggsy!
1891
01:53:51,582 --> 01:53:53,126
Fucking get on with it!
1892
01:53:53,292 --> 01:53:54,502
Kick his ass, Gazy!
1893
01:53:57,422 --> 01:53:59,590
Baby, give it up.
Give it up
1894
01:53:59,757 --> 01:54:01,050
Baby, give it up
1895
01:54:01,134 --> 01:54:03,928
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
1896
01:54:04,846 --> 01:54:07,348
Baby, give it up.
Give it up
1897
01:54:07,432 --> 01:54:09,434
Baby, give it up
1898
01:54:12,311 --> 01:54:14,772
Kill that motherfucker!
He killed all our friends!
1899
01:54:23,823 --> 01:54:24,824
(GRUNTING)
1900
01:54:32,165 --> 01:54:34,167
Eggsy, the world is
going to shit!
1901
01:54:39,839 --> 01:54:40,840
(GRUNTING)
(BABY CRYING)
1902
01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:45,636
ls he dead yet?
Not yet!
1903
01:54:45,803 --> 01:54:47,889
Stop playing with your food!
1904
01:54:48,056 --> 01:54:49,057
Kill him!
1905
01:54:58,566 --> 01:54:59,567
(GRUNTING)
1906
01:55:07,700 --> 01:55:08,701
(PANTING)
1907
01:55:10,661 --> 01:55:11,662
(YELLING)
1908
01:55:28,471 --> 01:55:29,472
(CLICKING)
1909
01:56:04,382 --> 01:56:05,383
(CHOKING)
1910
01:56:07,176 --> 01:56:08,553
Gazelle!
1911
01:56:10,388 --> 01:56:11,556
Gazelle!
1912
01:56:19,105 --> 01:56:20,106
(CRYING)
1913
01:56:21,190 --> 01:56:22,900
Come on! Come on!
1914
01:56:25,528 --> 01:56:26,529
Kill him!
1915
01:56:32,201 --> 01:56:33,202
(CRYING CONTINUES)
1916
01:56:39,167 --> 01:56:40,168
(GRUNTING)
1917
01:56:40,751 --> 01:56:41,752
(GROANS)
1918
01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:45,298
(LAUGHING) Hey!
(GASPS)
1919
01:56:49,844 --> 01:56:50,845
(GROANING)
1920
01:56:51,846 --> 01:56:52,847
(GAGS)
1921
01:56:57,685 --> 01:56:58,686
(COUGHING)
1922
01:57:08,070 --> 01:57:09,071
(THUDS)
1923
01:57:09,947 --> 01:57:11,449
MERLIN:
Well done, son!
1924
01:57:11,782 --> 01:57:13,743
Whoo! Yes!
1925
01:57:13,910 --> 01:57:15,077
Yes, Eggsy!
1926
01:57:15,244 --> 01:57:16,787
Well done, Eggsy!
1927
01:57:17,288 --> 01:57:18,456
And you, Lancelot.
1928
01:57:21,209 --> 01:57:23,794
I'm so sorry.
Mummy would never hurt you.
1929
01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:27,465
Mummy would never hurt you.
I'm so sorry.
1930
01:57:29,967 --> 01:57:30,968
Are you okay?
1931
01:57:32,220 --> 01:57:33,221
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
1932
01:57:34,764 --> 01:57:36,641
Harry would be
proud of you, Eggsy.
1933
01:57:37,975 --> 01:57:39,060
He was right.
1934
01:57:54,492 --> 01:57:55,785
What's up, man?
1935
01:57:56,160 --> 01:57:59,497
Is this the part where you
say some really bad pun?
1936
01:58:00,998 --> 01:58:03,000
Well, it's like
you said to Harry.
1937
01:58:06,170 --> 01:58:08,506
This ain't that kind
of movie, bruv.
1938
01:58:10,007 --> 01:58:11,425
Perfect.
1939
01:58:15,346 --> 01:58:16,973
(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
1940
01:58:32,321 --> 01:58:33,489
Eggsy, where are you going?
1941
01:58:33,656 --> 01:58:35,896
There's no need for champagne.
We got loads in the plane.
1942
01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:44,125
Did you save the world?
1943
01:58:44,709 --> 01:58:46,168
Yes, I did.
1944
01:58:47,503 --> 01:58:50,298
So, you gonna come in?
1945
01:58:51,048 --> 01:58:52,550
Yes, I am.
1946
01:58:54,635 --> 01:58:56,595
Slave to love
1947
01:58:58,014 --> 01:58:59,890
Merlin, the cell's locked.
How do I get in?
1948
01:59:02,184 --> 01:59:03,728
MERLIN: 26-25.
1949
01:59:06,731 --> 01:59:07,732
(DOOR BUZZING)
1950
01:59:08,065 --> 01:59:10,651
Merlin, you're the guvnor.
1951
01:59:12,862 --> 01:59:15,239
MERLIN: You owe me, Eggsy.
1952
01:59:20,870 --> 01:59:21,912
Eggsy?
1953
01:59:26,167 --> 01:59:27,168
Oh.
1954
01:59:27,918 --> 01:59:29,587
Oh, my word.
1955
01:59:32,673 --> 01:59:35,217
The storm is breaking
1956
01:59:35,968 --> 01:59:38,012
Or so it seems
1957
01:59:39,180 --> 01:59:41,849
We're too young to reason
1958
01:59:41,974 --> 01:59:44,435
Too grown up to dream
1959
01:59:45,686 --> 01:59:48,314
Now spring is turning
1960
01:59:49,231 --> 01:59:51,025
Your face to mine
1961
01:59:52,193 --> 01:59:54,278
I can hear your laughter
1962
01:59:55,196 --> 01:59:56,697
I can see your smile
1963
01:59:56,781 --> 01:59:58,574
Slave to love
1964
02:00:03,162 --> 02:00:04,705
Slave to love
1965
02:00:05,623 --> 02:00:07,291
I can't escape
1966
02:00:08,292 --> 02:00:11,212
I'm a slave to love
Slave to love
1967
02:00:16,801 --> 02:00:19,345
Michelle, turn that shit off.
It's doing my nut in.
1968
02:00:19,512 --> 02:00:20,554
(SIGHS)
1969
02:00:20,638 --> 02:00:22,139
EGGSY:
I rather like that song.
1970
02:00:22,681 --> 02:00:24,266
Leave it on, eh, Mum?
1971
02:00:28,020 --> 02:00:29,939
Mugsy's back.
1972
02:00:30,064 --> 02:00:32,464
You've finally come to have that
word with me, have you, son?
1973
02:00:32,858 --> 02:00:34,178
Or are you gonna
run away again...
1974
02:00:34,318 --> 02:00:35,903
and pretend you're going to
court, dressed like that?
1975
02:00:36,362 --> 02:00:37,738
Oh, you mean this?
1976
02:00:39,281 --> 02:00:40,574
No.
1977
02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:44,495
I know this bloke who's just taken
over a tailor shop on Savile Row.
1978
02:00:45,579 --> 02:00:47,164
He's given me a job, Mum.
1979
02:00:47,873 --> 02:00:49,166
It comes with a lot of perks.
1980
02:00:50,543 --> 02:00:51,877
Including a house.
1981
02:00:53,045 --> 02:00:54,880
Come and live
with me there, Mum.
1982
02:00:55,464 --> 02:00:56,464
Come on.
1983
02:00:56,507 --> 02:00:57,508
Sit down, you.
1984
02:00:58,843 --> 02:01:01,083
Only place she'll be visiting
is you in fucking hospital.
1985
02:01:01,178 --> 02:01:02,972
Do you hear?
MICHELLE: Just leave him alone, Dean!
1986
02:01:03,139 --> 02:01:05,391
Eggsy, just go.
Please, just go, babe.
1987
02:01:06,851 --> 02:01:08,144
All right.
1988
02:01:08,310 --> 02:01:09,854
That's it, do as Mummy says.
1989
02:01:10,020 --> 02:01:11,355
Why don't you ask
that tailor friend of yours,
1990
02:01:11,439 --> 02:01:12,857
and knock up a
nice chicken costume.
1991
02:01:13,023 --> 02:01:14,400
It'll suit you, you mug.
1992
02:01:16,652 --> 02:01:19,447
As a good friend once said...
1993
02:01:20,739 --> 02:01:21,866
"Manners..."
1994
02:01:23,784 --> 02:01:24,785
"maketh..."
1995
02:01:27,329 --> 02:01:28,330
"man."
1996
02:01:29,206 --> 02:01:31,542
Dean?
Shut the fuck up.
1997
02:01:31,709 --> 02:01:34,128
DEAN: Eggsy, I'm gonna shove
your manners up your fucking...
1998
02:01:40,092 --> 02:01:41,093
So...
1999
02:01:41,343 --> 02:01:45,347
are we gonna stand around here
all day, or are we gonna fight?
2000
02:01:50,269 --> 02:01:52,062
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
2001
02:01:57,067 --> 02:01:58,486
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2002
02:02:11,123 --> 02:02:14,251
♪ You said whatever ♪
♪ you put out there ♪
2003
02:02:14,543 --> 02:02:16,420
♪ Whatever you put out there ♪
2004
02:02:16,504 --> 02:02:18,547
♪ Is gonna come back ♪
2005
02:02:19,340 --> 02:02:22,384
♪ You said whenever you are ready ♪
2006
02:02:22,468 --> 02:02:26,597
♪ Whenever you are ready ♪
♪ Just let it all out ♪
2007
02:02:27,640 --> 02:02:30,643
♪ I know 'cause the ♪
♪ enemy inside me ♪
2008
02:02:30,726 --> 02:02:34,772
♪ 'Cause the enemy inside me ♪
♪ is holding me back ♪
2009
02:02:35,439 --> 02:02:39,026
♪ But we know there's ♪
♪ something in the silence ♪
2010
02:02:39,109 --> 02:02:41,946
♪ There's something in the silence ♪
2011
02:02:42,279 --> 02:02:43,864
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2012
02:02:50,329 --> 02:02:51,956
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2013
02:02:58,629 --> 02:03:02,883
♪ You said there's ♪
♪ only place left to find ♪
2014
02:03:02,967 --> 02:03:06,762
♪ Together we can ♪
♪ save the world tonight ♪
2015
02:03:06,845 --> 02:03:08,472
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2016
02:03:08,681 --> 02:03:11,725
♪ You said every life is a lesson ♪
2017
02:03:11,809 --> 02:03:15,896
♪ Are you a fool or a kingsman? ♪
♪ 'Cause only you know ♪
2018
02:03:16,730 --> 02:03:20,192
♪ Hold on, 'cause the ♪
♪ volume is rising ♪
2019
02:03:20,276 --> 02:03:24,113
♪ Yeah, the volume is rising ♪
♪ So you better hold on ♪
2020
02:03:25,364 --> 02:03:27,575
♪ The night is young ♪
2021
02:03:27,658 --> 02:03:31,412
♪ Until it's over, until it's over ♪
2022
02:03:31,495 --> 02:03:35,583
♪ The night is young ♪
♪ The night is ours ♪
2023
02:03:35,666 --> 02:03:39,712
♪ Until tomorrow, until tomorrow ♪
2024
02:03:39,795 --> 02:03:41,171
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2025
02:03:47,386 --> 02:03:49,471
♪ Yeah, get ready for it ♪
2026
02:03:56,145 --> 02:03:59,857
♪ You said there's ♪
♪ only one place left to find ♪
2027
02:04:00,024 --> 02:04:04,028
♪ Together we can ♪
♪ save the world tonight ♪
2028
02:04:04,111 --> 02:04:07,865
♪ Get ready for it ♪
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2029
02:04:08,532 --> 02:04:12,202
♪ Get ready for it ♪
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2030
02:04:14,413 --> 02:04:16,248
♪ The night is young ♪
2031
02:04:16,498 --> 02:04:20,544
♪ Until it's over. ♪
♪ Until it's over ♪
2032
02:04:20,628 --> 02:04:24,715
♪ The night is young ♪
♪ The night is ours ♪
2033
02:04:24,798 --> 02:04:29,136
♪ Until tomorrow. ♪
♪ Until tomorrow ♪
2034
02:04:31,055 --> 02:04:32,806
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2035
02:04:32,890 --> 02:04:34,850
♪ I'll hold your hand ♪
2036
02:04:34,933 --> 02:04:39,188
♪ With good intentions ♪
♪ With good intentions ♪
2037
02:04:39,271 --> 02:04:40,898
♪ I'll hold your hand ♪
2038
02:04:41,273 --> 02:04:43,525
♪ The night is ours ♪
2039
02:04:43,609 --> 02:04:47,363
♪ Until tomorrow. ♪
♪ Until tomorrow ♪
2040
02:04:47,446 --> 02:04:51,325
♪ You said there's ♪
♪ only one place left to find ♪
2041
02:04:51,408 --> 02:04:55,079
♪ Together we can ♪
♪ save the world tonight ♪
2042
02:04:55,579 --> 02:04:59,083
♪ Get ready for it ♪
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2043
02:04:59,750 --> 02:05:03,253
♪ Get ready for it ♪
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2044
02:05:03,754 --> 02:05:05,756
♪ Get ready for it ♪
2045
02:05:11,762 --> 02:05:13,681
♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
2046
02:05:24,108 --> 02:05:25,150
♪ Life been crazy ♪
2047
02:05:25,234 --> 02:05:26,834
♪ All advice has ♪
♪ been to chill more ♪
2048
02:05:26,860 --> 02:05:29,947
♪ Ironic I've been living off ♪
♪ with people down to kill for ♪
2049
02:05:30,030 --> 02:05:31,470
♪ And I find no comfort in numbers ♪
2050
02:05:31,490 --> 02:05:33,200
♪ Knowin' there's ♪
♪ always a mil more ♪
2051
02:05:33,283 --> 02:05:34,827
♪ Fact was that cat ♪
♪ dragged my pretty... ♪
2052
02:05:34,910 --> 02:05:36,453
♪ Right at the top ♪
♪ of that billboard ♪
2053
02:05:36,537 --> 02:05:38,038
♪ And all of my folks ♪
♪ who done been here from jump ♪
2054
02:05:38,122 --> 02:05:39,707
♪ You the ones ♪
♪ I 'ma cover the bill for ♪
2055
02:05:39,790 --> 02:05:40,874
♪ And as I get ill more ♪
2056
02:05:40,958 --> 02:05:42,876
♪ We gon' triple the order ♪
♪ of champagne and spill more ♪
2057
02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:44,044
♪ Let's settle the real score ♪
2058
02:05:44,128 --> 02:05:45,921
♪ Been wondering ♪
♪ what the public gotta feel for ♪
2059
02:05:46,004 --> 02:05:47,084
♪ So let's keep it real, yeah ♪
2060
02:05:47,089 --> 02:05:49,133
♪ You know I'm killing game ♪
♪ as soon as I step on the field ♪
2061
02:05:49,216 --> 02:05:50,300
♪ Y'all at the top are all mad now ♪
2062
02:05:50,384 --> 02:05:52,052
♪ There's no turning back now ♪
2063
02:05:52,136 --> 02:05:53,470
♪ I won't ever back down ♪
2064
02:05:53,554 --> 02:05:55,514
♪ They feel me like ♪
♪ they giving Iggy a pat down ♪
2065
02:05:55,597 --> 02:05:56,890
♪ I needed a moment. ♪
♪ I found it ♪
2066
02:05:56,974 --> 02:05:58,225
♪ Lately I've been ♪
♪ on my runnin' the town shit ♪
2067
02:05:58,308 --> 02:06:00,394
♪ Especially walkin' around with ♪
2068
02:06:00,477 --> 02:06:02,896
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2069
02:06:02,980 --> 02:06:06,442
♪ You can't always ♪
♪ please the crowd ♪
2070
02:06:06,525 --> 02:06:11,905
♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪
2071
02:06:12,114 --> 02:06:15,534
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2072
02:06:15,868 --> 02:06:18,829
♪ It comes and goes around ♪
2073
02:06:18,912 --> 02:06:23,792
♪ And when it's time ♪
♪ I'll pass it proud ♪
2074
02:06:24,710 --> 02:06:26,128
♪ But... l got it now ♪
2075
02:06:26,211 --> 02:06:27,421
♪ So keep it cute, chick ♪
2076
02:06:27,504 --> 02:06:29,381
♪ And don't be hatin' ♪
♪ on the new chick ♪
2077
02:06:29,465 --> 02:06:30,745
♪ Go back and check your stats ♪
2078
02:06:30,758 --> 02:06:32,634
♪ And bet they let you ♪
♪ know I do's this ♪
2079
02:06:32,718 --> 02:06:33,761
♪ Glasses full of empty ♪
2080
02:06:33,844 --> 02:06:35,721
♪ Depending on point of view chick ♪
2081
02:06:35,804 --> 02:06:36,805
♪ If you was mad before ♪
2082
02:06:36,889 --> 02:06:38,891
♪ I bet you hate me ♪
♪ for this new shit ♪
2083
02:06:38,974 --> 02:06:40,014
♪ Maybe you should watch ♪
2084
02:06:40,017 --> 02:06:41,685
♪ What you've got ♪
♪ coming out your two lips ♪
2085
02:06:41,769 --> 02:06:43,103
♪ Get cool with how I kick it ♪
2086
02:06:43,187 --> 02:06:45,063
♪ Or else you gon' get the boot... ♪
2087
02:06:45,147 --> 02:06:46,231
♪ Iggy A-Z-A ♪
2088
02:06:46,315 --> 02:06:48,066
♪ AKA captain of the crew ship ♪
2089
02:06:48,150 --> 02:06:49,902
♪ Don't penny pinch ♪
♪ I promise, babe, ♪
2090
02:06:49,985 --> 02:06:51,487
♪ I don't need your two cents ♪
2091
02:06:51,570 --> 02:06:54,031
♪ Get rid of the makeup ♪
♪ Let us see just who you is ♪
2092
02:06:54,114 --> 02:06:55,324
♪ But if you feel like that girl ♪
2093
02:06:55,407 --> 02:06:57,117
♪ Bless your heart ♪
♪ Go get it how you live ♪
2094
02:06:57,201 --> 02:06:58,202
♪ When you hear my name ♪
2095
02:06:58,285 --> 02:07:00,120
♪ You gotta know ♪
♪ that she's something regal ♪
2096
02:07:00,204 --> 02:07:01,764
♪ I'm one of one. ♪
♪ Ain't no sequels ♪
2097
02:07:01,789 --> 02:07:02,956
♪ I'm wearing ♪
2098
02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:05,626
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2099
02:07:05,709 --> 02:07:09,962
♪ You can't always ♪
♪ please the crowd ♪
2100
02:07:09,046 --> 02:07:14,051
♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪
2101
02:07:14,927 --> 02:07:17,888
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2102
02:07:18,430 --> 02:07:21,475
♪ It comes and goes around ♪
2103
02:07:21,558 --> 02:07:26,355
♪ And when it's time ♪
♪ I'll pass it proud ♪
2104
02:07:27,231 --> 02:07:29,066
♪ But... l got it now ♪
2105
02:07:42,412 --> 02:07:45,123
♪ To everyone who said ♪
♪ I'd never make it ♪
2106
02:07:45,666 --> 02:07:48,335
♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪
2107
02:07:48,627 --> 02:07:51,129
♪ I got a dinner date ♪
♪ with greatness ♪
2108
02:07:51,213 --> 02:07:54,675
♪ Iggy Igg ain't never been ♪
♪ nothin' to play wit, hold up ♪
2109
02:07:54,925 --> 02:07:57,636
♪ To everyone who said ♪
♪ I'd never make it ♪
2110
02:07:58,095 --> 02:08:00,764
♪ I'm at the top ♪
♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪
2111
02:08:01,348 --> 02:08:03,016
♪ I've been practicing my patience ♪
2112
02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:05,394
♪ But I switch back quick ♪
♪ If you play with ♪
2113
02:08:05,477 --> 02:08:07,688
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2114
02:08:07,771 --> 02:08:10,399
♪ To everyone who said ♪
♪ I'd never make it ♪
2115
02:08:11,441 --> 02:08:14,069
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2116
02:08:14,152 --> 02:08:16,613
♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪
2117
02:08:17,739 --> 02:08:20,033
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2118
02:08:20,117 --> 02:08:22,953
♪ To everyone who said ♪
♪ I'd never make it ♪
2119
02:08:23,787 --> 02:08:26,623
♪ This heavy crown ♪
2120
02:08:26,707 --> 02:08:29,585
♪ I'm at the top ♪
♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪
2121
02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,628
♪ But... I got it now ♪
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