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I love you.
Oh, you know what?
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I'm feeling kinda wild.
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Let's stop here, let's stop.
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Come on.
Seriously?
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Start unzipping
your pants, I'm serious.
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Oh my god.
Wait,
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I never realized this
was somebody's driveway.
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Where are we?
Hurry up!
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What if somebody's here?
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They're gonna call the cops.
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Oh my god.
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That's all right, 'cause I'm
bad girl.
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Oh, you are bad, aren't
you?
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I'm just, we've never
done this before, have we?
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No, not in the van.
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I am gonna eat you like a
hoagie.
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- If you would just position...
- Honey, I gotta tell you something.
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- What? What?
- Honey I gotta say.
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What?
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Eat my hog you woman.
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- Okay.
- Come on, oh God.
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You knew this whole time?
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Honey, I think
we're gonna be late.
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No, no, we're fine.
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Well, if we didn't have
to go back to the car
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to get the camera and the
tripod,
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we would have been perfectly on
time.
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- Say hello Dr. Digman.
- Hello.
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Okay, we're doing it.
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Oh, that is John's grumpy
therapy face.
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I'm really sorry for her.
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- I apologize.
- We're doing this.
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Okay, let's do this, okay.
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Honey, honey, honey,
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could you maybe be a little less
weird
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about getting into it?
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I mean, the camera's kind
of making it awkward.
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Oh, I bet Delaney would do it,
right?
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We're gonna bring that up
again.
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Or maybe you want me to do
it like the women in your porn.
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Let me just unzip your pants
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and making my boobs pop out.
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Ada, I swear to God, if
this becomes 50 minutes
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of you beating me up about
porn again, 50 minutes of that,
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I'm gonna stop trying to do
this deeply uncomfortable thing
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that you insist on fucking video
taping.
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Well, you agreed to do it,
so don't make it my agenda.
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I...
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Okay, John, why are you here?
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Don't you dare say because I
made you.
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I'm asking John.
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Because we weren't doing so
great
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and we're trying to make it
better.
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And what is not doing so great
mean?
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It's hard, more than it's not
hard.
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Why do you think that is?
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'Cause we're pretty much
not honest with each other
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most of the time.
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Wow, that's huge.
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Do you really think that?
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No, no, you know, I don't know
why.
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Oh my God, she's getting so
big.
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Yeah, she looks exactly like
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that dude that's your neighbor.
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Ah, haha, very funny.
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- I don't get it.
- Nice, thanks.
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I don't know.
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What do you mean?
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John and I are doing
this thing this weekend
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where we're gonna be 100% honest
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with each other about
everything.
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- What?
- Doctor's orders.
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What, are you serious?
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Oh god, you know what, honey,
can you just kill me now?
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I'll pull over and you choke me
out.
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You started it so.
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I don't lie.
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I don't lie, if anything I'm too
honest
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- in this relationship.
- Oh yeah, okay.
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Yeah, you know what?
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You hate the Jeep.
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You said it was okay to buy the
Jeep.
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You pretend to love the Jeep
but deep down you, you hate it.
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- I hate the Jeep.
- Why do you hate the Jeep?
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I love the Jeep.
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Because it's a a gas guzzler
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and it's this like vain
attempt for you to seem cool.
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And you're cool, you're
cool, you don't need it.
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Oh, I'm cool, that's so
mature.
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- Instead of just-
- John, John!
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What's the last big lie you told
Ada?
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That I wanted to come to
therapy.
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Whoa, welcome to the shit
show.
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Hey, I heard that.
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All right, oh, that was
a long trip, wasn't it?
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Yep, we would've been
here eight minutes ago.
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That's exactly what it says,
if you'd listened to me,
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we would have been here eight
minutes ago.
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Literally we could save
eight minutes if you just go-
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- Shut up.
- Shut up, Harry.
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- Stop talking.
- Shut your mouth.
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Jesus, this is your
mom's weekend house dude?
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- Nobody listens to me ever.
- Oh yeah.
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I might've
smoked a little too much.
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- Nate!
- Back to nature, my friends.
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Hey, back to the guest
bathroom, you fucking animal.
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That's my mother's asparagus
fern come on.
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Oh shit, ah, I got my
hand.
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- Gonna need a wipe.
- Got it?
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- Got it.
- You guys got it?
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- You take that.
- Thanks buddy.
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Hey babe, you got that?
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- Okay.
- Babe!
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- Got that?
- I got it, it's fine.
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I'll just carry the heaviest
thing.
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I've only been driving.
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I gotta tell ya, your mom
must've pulled so much ass here.
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Oh god.
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I might've been conceived
here.
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What are you guys talking
about?
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I'm on a call, Luna, okay.
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- Come say hi.
- Hi, Luna.
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- Say hi to Stella.
- Hi Luna.
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- Hi!
- she's gorgeous.
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- We're having a moment.
- It's okay.
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Oh!
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Okay, love you.
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- Bye.
- Say bye.
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- Bye.
- Bye, love yah.
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Yeah right, okay, perfect.
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John hates me.
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- No, girl, no.
- He does.
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We lie to each other all the
time.
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You know about stupid little
things.
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Like this morning she asked me
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if I wanted blueberries in my
oatmeal.
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No, I don't want the fucking
blueberries.
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There's sour little
disappointments in my warm,
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happy sweet oatmeal.
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And I am on my reserve tank
of nice guy because I spent
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a chunk of my night up holding
Luna's little sweaty face
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as she projectile vomited into
the toilet.
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- I was up the same as you.
- I know, I know.
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I love you, I just can't, I
swear.
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Go away mom.
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Said you were gonna cut back
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and I found three Amazon boxes
cut up like
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into little pieces at the
bottom of our recycling bin,
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like a serial killer leaving a
body.
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You want to know the truth?
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I put most of the Amazon
boxes in the neighbor's trash.
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Oh, that's really, that's
mature.
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Are you hearing, oh my
god, are you hearing this?
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John, Ada a big part of your
marriage
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is speaking up clearly in this
room today
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on the subject of lying.
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Habitual lying, even if
it's withholding truth
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to save feelings erodes trust.
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I'd like you two to try
being honest with each other.
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If you don't want blueberries,
say it.
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If you wanna order a
yoga mat online, say it.
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But say it kindly.
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A weekend is a great reset.
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Try going two days with no lies.
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This weekend, we have
plans this weekend,
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can we do it next weekend?
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Yeah or never.
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I'm worried about us.
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Yeah, I'm worried about us
too.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no-
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- What?
- No, no.
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- What?
- You can't, no.
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I've been dragging you
to therapy for six months
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and you haven't said a word
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and then this afternoon
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you decide you're gonna say
something
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and then now we're all
do this whole honesty,
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stupid truth thing and it's
like you know what, hello,
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I've been saying that we have
a problem for a long time
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and now that you the man
decide that there is a problem,
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then there is one?
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No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you take this over.
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I'm not taking it over.
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We're on the same page finally.
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I'd think you'd be happy about
that.
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- I'm not.
- Clearly.
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I just wanted this whole
therapy thing
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to be about you discovering
how much you appreciate me.
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Oh, okay, it sounds
like you wanted therapy
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to be him telling me
that I was the problem.
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Well, guess what Ada, I'm not
the problem.
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We are the problem not me
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and you can't stand that, can
you?
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You are a workaholic who
is only half in this marriage
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and that is the problem John.
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Oh, okay, that's the problem?
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Well, how about this?
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You are a perpetually
unsatisfied
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documentary filmmaker/whatever
the fuck
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who I can never seem to satisfy.
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That is not kind, John.
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And we're supposed to do this
with kindness god dammit.
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Oh okay, play back the tape.
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Guys, do you know where
the paring knife is?
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It's in the knife block
and if it's not there,
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it's in the drawer next to
the dishwasher probably.
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Okay.
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Oh Jesus.
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Oh, I'm fucking tired.
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- Okay, my turn?
- Yes.
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Okay, this is
embarrassing,
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but when I first met you guys,
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it was at that sushi place
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Ah, yeah, yeah.
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I felt like I knew you my
whole life.
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And I went home that night and
cried
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because you were all so nice to
me.
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Oh, you were so drunk that
night.
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Yeah.
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Oh, you wanna throw up, don't
you Nate?
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Okay, my turn, my turn.
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What am I gonna say to you guys
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that's not gonna embarrass
me when I'm sober?
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All right, okay, I got it.
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John, you totally
intimidated me in college.
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- What?
- What?
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- What?
- Seriously.
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You were like way too cool for
school.
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So distant like kind of
mysterious,
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like yeah, I'm John, I'm cool.
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No, John was cool?
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John wasn't cool, is John cool?
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- No.
- No?
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No.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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No, I mean, you had like
swagger,
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but you were an engineering
nerd.
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Oh, he had that nerd swagger
though.
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- Yeah.
- What's up?
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Oh, okay, nerd swagger.
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All right, fuck you, okay?
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Here's my turn, here's an
honesty thing.
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Nate here is addicted
to chaotic crazy girls
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who repeatedly fucked up his
life
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because he's horribly insecure,
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which he covers with
this veneer of coolness.
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Hey, that's not very nice
John.
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This is a nice game.
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Yeah John, where the
fuck did that come from?
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00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:48,944
I mean, but you know the girls
you date
252
00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,912
are a little, you know...
253
00:10:50,914 --> 00:10:54,385
- Hey, last night.
- Oh fuck.
254
00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:56,551
Hot!
255
00:10:56,553 --> 00:10:58,954
No, like borderline
personality disorder.
256
00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:00,289
No, no, no, no, stop.
257
00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:01,391
- They are.
- Stop it, guys.
258
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:04,092
This is not gonna turn into
a let's fix Nate weekend.
259
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,493
Okay, guys, fuck you all.
260
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:08,497
And fuck you especially John,
Ada.
261
00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:11,767
Don't drag me into your
stupid honesty bullshit.
262
00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:13,602
I'm straight as Watergate over
here, guys.
263
00:11:13,604 --> 00:11:15,938
I'm doing my life my way, all
right?
264
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,772
- Respect.
- Respect.
265
00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,441
I mean, I think
what everyone's trying to say
266
00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:22,777
is that we love you and we
just want to see you happy.
267
00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:25,314
And if you would date a girl
that wasn't an ex model,
268
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:27,583
but was still attractive
and had a good head
269
00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:28,651
on her shoulder...
270
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,618
Her friend the, what's her
name?
271
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,122
- Rachel, she lives by you.
- No, no, no, no, no.
272
00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:34,190
It's perfect.
273
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:35,190
We like Rachel.
274
00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:37,526
You might have a real
relationship one day.
275
00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:38,694
Stop, please.
276
00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,127
- Please stop.
- No, no, no, no.
277
00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,531
Nate, listen, you know what
happens
278
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,831
when you date a real girl like
Rachel?
279
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:47,037
She says things like
"tell me about you".
280
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:49,871
I'll bet you never heard that
before.
281
00:11:49,873 --> 00:11:52,107
Yeah, 'cause the chaos
girls that you date
282
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:54,944
are like I want to be in a
relationship but like not right,
283
00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:57,646
I'm trying to make a statement,
but I don't know what it is.
284
00:11:57,648 --> 00:12:00,015
Oh, I just, I'm not sure.
285
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,483
- That's good.
- Okay, okay, guys.
286
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:04,788
Stop ganging up on Nate, okay?
287
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,522
- Stop.
- Thank you, Harry.
288
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:08,055
Whose got your back?
289
00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,224
Real girls make you dinner.
290
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:11,892
Chaos girls make you crazy.
291
00:12:11,894 --> 00:12:14,563
Real girls have jobs.
292
00:12:14,565 --> 00:12:17,132
Real girls have cozy
apartments.
293
00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,367
Oh, oh, here we go.
294
00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:20,368
Real girls have credit scores.
295
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,872
Yeah and chaos girl somehow
ended up
296
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:24,805
with your credit card in their
wallet.
297
00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:25,809
- What?
- No!
298
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:29,078
- How did it get in there?
- Dude!
299
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,811
What, that actually happened.
300
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:33,650
That happened with Ms. Brazil.
301
00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:36,917
Real girls want kids.
302
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,353
Chaos girls are kids.
303
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,820
And you guys are assholes,
okay?
304
00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:42,090
I get it, stop please, I get it,
done.
305
00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,892
You're ruining my buzz right
now.
306
00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,561
Listen, one date,
Rachel really likes you.
307
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,730
- One date.
- And she's super cool.
308
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,432
I heard she's good in
bed, so, boo-yah, right?
309
00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:54,335
Boo-yah, who says boo-yah
anymore?
310
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,371
I'm bringing it back.
311
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,671
Not worthy of bringing
it back.
312
00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:57,873
Babe, it's not worthy bringing
it back.
313
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,008
Boo-yah, right, you say that's
still?
314
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,042
No, they don't.
315
00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:03,280
- Right Harry?
- Nope.
316
00:13:04,715 --> 00:13:06,850
All right, my turn.
317
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,251
Put me in coach.
318
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:10,719
- Here we go.
- Watch out.
319
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,286
Well, I like to start off by
saying
320
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,456
- a hardy fuck you, Harry.
- What?
321
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:18,225
Because I got your back
lasted about 15 seconds, bro.
322
00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:19,527
And you love hearing about my
shit.
323
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:20,695
Seriously, what would you do
324
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:25,970
if I did date dear boring
kill me now, Rachel Stumpful.
325
00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:27,902
How would you get through your
days?
326
00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:32,440
I mean your career, your lovely
wife, your internet porn.
327
00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:34,142
- Okay.
- Weekend trips to Bed
328
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,978
Bath and Beyond do not
exactly fulfill a man,
329
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:36,980
no do they, Harry?
330
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,214
But hey no, at least you're
open about your envy.
331
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,782
John you're a giant pussy
332
00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:42,917
because you didn't reveal a
single thing about yourself.
333
00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:44,252
- Boo-yah.
- No, it's true.
334
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:46,121
You pivoted and started
pointing out my bullshit.
335
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,560
- Am I right?
- Imagine that.
336
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,327
Let's see here.
337
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:54,231
Stella, sweet, sweet Stella.
338
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:58,098
You are so sweet and far
too nice to be hanging out
339
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,672
with this group of creatures.
340
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:04,607
But you better check your tone
girl or I'm gonna cut you.
341
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,809
- Oh, oh.
- Cut me?
342
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:10,480
Ada you forced those
nature in yoga pants.
343
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,581
You can bitch to me all
my women all you want,
344
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,018
but the truth is it's all your
fault.
345
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:22,090
Yeah, you're my dream girl,
but John scooped you up,
346
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:23,858
so my life is ruined.
347
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,427
What, wait a second.
348
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:28,829
- What, seriously?
- I'm fucking with you guys.
349
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:32,434
Come on, someone raise on the CW
cliches.
350
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:36,539
And the truth is that while
I love and adore you all,
351
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:40,209
I am a different cat, I
am a wild animal compared
352
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,643
to you dried up crusty
married fuckers, all right?
353
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:45,113
I do not enjoy the million
choking layers
354
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,616
of married bullshit that
I see you guys wading
355
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,018
through every second of every
single day.
356
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:55,156
And what I do enjoy are my bat
shit, crazy hot bitches.
357
00:14:55,158 --> 00:14:56,157
That's disgusting.
358
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:59,695
Okay, speaking of which
I have some serious
359
00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:01,530
- Hey, hey, hey, come on.
- sexting to do.
360
00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:02,730
- Right now.
- We're hanging out.
361
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:05,335
- I have to...
- Wait, wait, wait.
362
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,137
I'll bid you a night.
363
00:15:07,304 --> 00:15:08,704
Don't do that.
364
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,705
No, no, I'm not gonna look at
that.
365
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:13,310
- No!
- Boo-yah, there it is.
366
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,249
Okay, bye, ah, these stairs,
ah.
367
00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:20,714
Did I see his ball on it?
368
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:21,916
- Yes.
- Seriously though,
369
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,420
he is the coolest one of all of
us, right?
370
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:27,022
Maybe we just want him to settle
down,
371
00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:31,162
so we all feel better, right?
372
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,764
- No.
- Hey guys.
373
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,398
Oh, no, he's gonna
bring back the dick now.
374
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,268
Guys, no, no, clothes off I'm
back in.
375
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,104
So, another story, all right?
376
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:44,573
One time we're in new Orleans,
right?
377
00:15:44,575 --> 00:15:45,706
And we're walking down an
alleyway.
378
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,074
All of a sudden we heard this
woman
379
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,276
and she kinda comes
out of the darkness
380
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:53,017
like, "Bet you a $100
you won't shit on my face?"
381
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,218
I'm tired of being mad at you.
382
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,118
You want some of this.
383
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,957
- Oh wow.
- Yeah, be honest.
384
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:01,956
I mean, yeah.
385
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:07,396
I mean, I'm a little drunk, so
it might be a lot of effort.
386
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,531
But I mean, if you're
into it, I could get-
387
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,900
- No, I'm burned.
- Okay.
388
00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:14,236
I thought laid off, but
it seems like Nate is having
389
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:17,205
some form of sex 24/7 I just
don't want you to feel like
390
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,739
the old married dude.
391
00:16:18,741 --> 00:16:21,243
Oh, so fuck in question
would have been
392
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,545
a sort of preemptive duty fuck.
393
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,451
Well, you could have a rain
fuck.
394
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,118
It's weird being married
sometimes.
395
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,222
I know it's exhausting.
396
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:38,093
Hey, since we're not
gonna actually have sex,
397
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,329
can I tell you an honesty thing
about sex?
398
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,464
Ooh, tell me your
deepest darkest secret.
399
00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:46,167
So you know how we'll
be in the middle of it
400
00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:49,570
and you'll ask me if I want you
401
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:53,474
to put a finger in my
ass and I don't respond,
402
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:55,911
so you just kind of like poke
around
403
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:59,850
to see if I'm interested, I hate
that.
404
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,783
It's the worst.
405
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:07,591
However decisive finger action
game on.
406
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,025
All right, good night.
407
00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:12,427
Okay, this whole honesty
thing is not gonna turn into
408
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:14,028
you telling me a bunch of
stuff you hate about me,
409
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,963
but never told me before, right?
410
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,201
- No.
- Okay, just checking.
411
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:22,171
I mean sometimes I kinda
wish you were more fun
412
00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:24,640
and adventurous like you used to
be.
413
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:25,874
You know what I mean?
414
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:28,710
Remember that time you dressed
up like a dirty sorority girl
415
00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:31,212
in a Toga and you gave
me that bad hand job?
416
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:33,715
Yeah, that was like a
kid in two mortgages ago.
417
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,482
I know but I still think about
it.
418
00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:37,285
Yeah, you know what I think
about?
419
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,886
Healthy snacks, play dates.
420
00:17:38,888 --> 00:17:40,689
Do you wish we didn't
have her, is that it?
421
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:43,158
No, Mr. Black and white
that's not what I'm saying.
422
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,126
It's a little bit more
complicated
423
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:48,028
than just I'm not as fun and
adventurous as I used to be.
424
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,966
All right, all right.
425
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:54,805
I'm struggling, we're
struggling.
426
00:17:57,374 --> 00:17:59,140
I don't know if we're
gonna make it out of this
427
00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:00,542
and that scares the shit out of
me.
428
00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,609
- Hey.
- Hey.
429
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,677
You got a minute?
430
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,913
Yeah, yeah, but
only just.
431
00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,915
God, you're beautiful.
432
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,851
I miss the hell out of you.
433
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,686
I miss you so much too.
434
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,590
So, guess what, I'm doing it.
435
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:48,757
Doing what?
436
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:52,293
Clearing the decks,
getting rid of all the girls.
437
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,263
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
438
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:57,399
Yeah, you said that
it really bothered you
439
00:18:57,401 --> 00:19:00,535
and I only wanna be with you,
okay?
440
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:03,872
Hey, but a deal's a deal, all
right?
441
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,539
It's your turn next?
442
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,075
I am so excited.
443
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:09,611
I can jump up and down as
soon I hang up right now,
444
00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:12,917
but I can't but I'm so excited.
445
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,986
Good, good same here.
446
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:21,422
Babe I have to go, I love you.
447
00:19:41,945 --> 00:19:44,113
- Morning mama.
- Hey.
448
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:48,115
No blueberries for John
please turns out he hates them.
449
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:49,784
But they're so good for him.
450
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:53,121
Girl, don't even get me
started.
451
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:57,128
They have antioxidants
in them and everything.
452
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:02,699
Mm-hmm, oh, Stella,
453
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,999
are you sure you don't
wanna open a restaurant?
454
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,700
'Cause this, oh.
455
00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:09,536
Awe, I'd love to open a place.
456
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:13,275
Really, you've never told me
that.
457
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:16,276
Yeah, but then I'd be
married to a restaurant
458
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:20,384
instead of Harry and I choose
Harry.
459
00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:21,682
Yes you do.
460
00:20:21,684 --> 00:20:24,152
Okay, we're eating,
thank you.
461
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,786
Okay, we got it.
462
00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,855
Yep, we're eating, thank you.
463
00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:28,858
I love it.
464
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:34,828
- What was that look?
- What look?
465
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,965
You just gave me a look when
Stella was being all smoochy
466
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,899
with Harry, what was that?
467
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,801
Ada you're being pushy and
paranoid.
468
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,369
No, no, we're supposed
to communicate 'cause,
469
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:43,171
so can you just tell me?
470
00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,507
All right, I wish you
were more like that with me.
471
00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:47,912
Oh, oh my God.
472
00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:50,311
No, not all the time,
it would be disgusting,
473
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:51,546
just sometimes me.
474
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:54,149
You hate me, you want me to
be like this adoring little-
475
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,551
- No, Ada no, all right?
476
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,518
You don't get to just
badger me into telling you
477
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,221
what I'm thinking and then
spin it into something.
478
00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:04,159
It's not just 'cause you
don't like the answer, no.
479
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:10,600
- Hi Luna.
- Luna, hey.
480
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,370
Look at you.
481
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,041
- Luna.
- She is so cute.
482
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:20,408
Hey, Luna what's your favorite
animal?
483
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,709
No, she's not talking to us.
484
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:22,779
- Luna.
- Hey.
485
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:26,683
Is it a lion?
486
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,451
Yes.
487
00:21:31,954 --> 00:21:34,957
- Say bye.
- Goodbye.
488
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,126
Bye.
489
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:38,860
- Bye.
- See yah.
490
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,795
- Oh, I want one.
- What babe?
491
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:43,965
Nate dude why are we
not getting fucked now?
492
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,799
It's noon bruh, we're slacking
bruh.
493
00:21:45,801 --> 00:21:47,236
We're slacking Harry.
494
00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:49,638
- Let's go hit a-
- Hit some blunt.
495
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,875
Follow me bruh.
496
00:21:52,108 --> 00:21:53,210
Come on, man.
497
00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:01,651
Anty up. Anty up.
498
00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:10,161
Oh, way too much.
499
00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:20,170
What if I had an Aunt, her
name was up?
500
00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:23,270
Oh Jesus.
501
00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:25,407
She'd be aunty up, anty up.
502
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:27,843
Oh, Aunty up!
503
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,744
I told him not to take that
last hit.
504
00:22:29,746 --> 00:22:31,645
You can't handle the good shit,
admit it.
505
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:34,182
Hey, I can't even work
my hands, look at this.
506
00:22:34,184 --> 00:22:35,650
I can't do it.
507
00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:37,986
I have to do this thing.
508
00:22:37,988 --> 00:22:40,255
That's how they do it in Vegas
bro.
509
00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:42,692
Is that how they do it in
Vegas?
510
00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:47,761
- You know what I know?
- What?
511
00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:50,265
We're gonna die here this
weekend.
512
00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:51,165
No.
513
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,834
This is where it ends.
514
00:22:52,836 --> 00:22:54,102
You wanna go for a hike?
515
00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:55,804
That's how it starts.
516
00:22:55,806 --> 00:22:58,273
It ends in the wilderness.
517
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,307
Come on, girl.
518
00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,876
- Wait, help me up.
- We're doing great.
519
00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:02,709
Help me up.
520
00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:03,778
Are you sure you wanna hike?
521
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:04,613
We can't get up.
522
00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:06,884
One, two, whoa.
523
00:23:07,616 --> 00:23:09,051
We ain't gonna no hike.
524
00:23:14,892 --> 00:23:19,497
Lately, I've been drawn to
more personal lyrical work,
525
00:23:20,864 --> 00:23:24,632
you know, kinda like a video
artist.
526
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:27,835
I've been shooting our therapy
sessions
527
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:32,007
and I think I can make an art
piece out of John's faces.
528
00:23:52,929 --> 00:23:55,830
Can I tell you something else,
I've never told you before?
529
00:23:55,832 --> 00:23:57,533
- You're gay.
- AI robot.
530
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,600
Ugly AI robot.
531
00:23:58,602 --> 00:24:04,008
Guys seriously, I hate poker.
532
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,609
Shut up, no, you don't you
love poker.
533
00:24:07,611 --> 00:24:09,276
I hate poker.
534
00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:12,048
- Blasphemy.
- Anty up!
535
00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:16,186
No, I can't even throw.
536
00:24:16,286 --> 00:24:18,053
That's how you deal?
537
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:20,220
It's like I'm throwing scorn
at you.
538
00:24:20,222 --> 00:24:21,588
You guys aren't being honest
about poker
539
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,958
- though I really hate it.
- Well, fuck that.
540
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,428
You have infected us with an
unholy virus.
541
00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:32,066
And I know what people say
about only children and yes,
542
00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,036
Luna is self-centered but so
what,
543
00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:35,569
you know who isn't, right?
544
00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:39,273
I'm good, I'm good with one kid.
545
00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:44,644
I want three beautiful,
messy little monsters
546
00:24:44,646 --> 00:24:45,913
and the ugly house in the Valley
547
00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:47,315
because that's all we can
afford.
548
00:24:47,317 --> 00:24:48,317
Yes.
549
00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:51,486
I want a minivan with spilled
juice in the cup holder.
550
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:53,220
- No, you don't, girl.
- I do.
551
00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:54,825
No.
552
00:24:55,625 --> 00:25:00,230
I wanna see Harry and
a little toddler's face.
553
00:25:05,402 --> 00:25:10,740
You guys, I don't really
know where I am like, is just,
554
00:25:10,973 --> 00:25:15,242
I wanted to tell you about
the poker thing for so long.
555
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:24,651
I think I'm having like a
cleansing trauma or something.
556
00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:32,695
Oh my God, oh my God.
557
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:36,296
I think I need like a glass
of water or something.
558
00:25:36,298 --> 00:25:38,432
Or just like an epi-pen.
559
00:25:38,434 --> 00:25:42,470
or just like an exorcist, I
don't know.
560
00:25:42,472 --> 00:25:44,372
- This is on you.
- What?
561
00:25:44,374 --> 00:25:47,007
No look, life isn't static, man.
562
00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:50,777
You know people evolve,
but Harry he's evolving.
563
00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:52,013
I don't want to evolve.
564
00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:56,718
Guys I wanna play poker and
smoke cigars and be assholes.
565
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,521
Tell that stupid husband
of yours to put a baby in you.
566
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,824
You know, he says he's still
not ready.
567
00:26:02,826 --> 00:26:04,659
Just stop taking the pill,
stop.
568
00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:07,696
Luna was an accident, accidents
happen.
569
00:26:07,698 --> 00:26:11,567
Don't say that to anybody ever.
570
00:26:12,035 --> 00:26:15,036
I stopped taking the pill a
year ago.
571
00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:17,374
We had a big fight about it.
572
00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:21,342
Now he wears condoms.
573
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:24,545
He really doesn't want a baby,
does he?
574
00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:26,482
You all right, buddy?
575
00:26:29,652 --> 00:26:31,986
Oh, what do you guys text
fighting now?
576
00:26:31,988 --> 00:26:35,423
Oh, it's not Ada, it's my friend
Delaney.
577
00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:39,260
She's in town and wants to come
over.
578
00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:40,364
Is she hot?
579
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:43,331
You've never seen Delaney?
580
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,735
She a wicked hot.
581
00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:47,401
She's a lesbian though.
582
00:26:47,403 --> 00:26:49,938
Well, then let's invite
the hot lesbian over
583
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:51,739
so she can save us from
ourselves.
584
00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:54,508
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.
585
00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:57,379
Ada has issues with her.
586
00:26:57,381 --> 00:27:00,884
Okay, well, I have issues with
you guys.
587
00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:03,787
Why?
588
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:09,024
She'll be here later, I told
her to bring a swimsuit.
589
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:10,892
- Oh.
- You did?
590
00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:15,095
- Uh-huh.
- Oh no.
591
00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:18,632
You just fucked up my whole
weekend.
592
00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:21,268
Oh, you got a few
hours to break it to Ada.
593
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:23,706
- Fuck.
- Go honesty.
594
00:27:23,973 --> 00:27:27,577
Oh dude, you're so bad.
595
00:27:28,644 --> 00:27:31,648
Oh, but it's gonna be so much
fun.
596
00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:36,284
Hey, you make
this van look really sexy.
597
00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:37,818
Do you think
we've got enough beer?
598
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,286
- I love you.
- Awe!
599
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,121
You pretty.
600
00:27:40,123 --> 00:27:41,823
I like it when you're
high.
601
00:27:41,825 --> 00:27:43,056
You know what, I'm feeling kinda
wild.
602
00:27:43,058 --> 00:27:44,557
Let's stop here, let's stop.
603
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:45,626
- Come on.
- Seriously.
604
00:27:45,628 --> 00:27:47,596
Start zipping
your pants, I'm serious.
605
00:27:47,663 --> 00:27:48,831
Oh my God.
606
00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:50,332
Wait, I never realized
this was somebody's driveway.
607
00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:51,465
- Where are we?
- Hurry up!
608
00:27:51,467 --> 00:27:52,667
What if somebody us here?
609
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:54,168
They're gonna call the cops.
610
00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,103
Oh my God.
611
00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:56,737
That's all right 'cause I'm a
bad girl.
612
00:27:56,739 --> 00:27:59,173
Oh, you are bad, aren't you?
613
00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:00,941
I'm just, we've never
done this before, have we?
614
00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:02,075
No, not in the van.
615
00:28:02,077 --> 00:28:04,010
I'm gonna eat you like a
hoagie.
616
00:28:04,012 --> 00:28:05,813
If you would just position
yourself.
617
00:28:05,815 --> 00:28:07,949
But listen, baby I have to
tell you something seriously.
618
00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:10,287
- What?
- Honey, I gotta say.
619
00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:13,156
What?
620
00:28:14,123 --> 00:28:15,256
Eat my hog you woman.
621
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,594
- Okay.
- Come on, oh my God.
622
00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:21,297
You knew this whole time?
623
00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:25,266
Look, I didn't text her,
Nate texted her back, okay?
624
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,135
We are in a bad place
and you invited her?
625
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:30,838
I didn't invite her, Nate
invited her, but you know what?
626
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,507
I'm glad because she
has been my best friend
627
00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:35,209
for a very long time and I wanna
see her.
628
00:28:35,211 --> 00:28:36,611
How's that for honesty?
629
00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:37,777
You want honesty, John?
630
00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:39,680
I don't think you can be in this
marriage
631
00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:41,516
without Delaney off in the
distance.
632
00:28:41,518 --> 00:28:44,885
Your fantasy girl while
I'm schlepping Go-GURT
633
00:28:44,887 --> 00:28:47,455
and pee pee leggings to
keep our life together,
634
00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:50,056
you're Skyping with her, why
do you even Skype with her?
635
00:28:50,058 --> 00:28:51,892
Why don't you talk on the
phone like a normal person?
636
00:28:51,894 --> 00:28:53,193
I know why because she's fucking
gorgeous.
637
00:28:53,195 --> 00:28:54,394
No, no, no, no.
638
00:28:54,396 --> 00:28:56,130
Delaney has been my best friend
since I was 10 years old.
639
00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:58,732
You are my wife, my life is with
you.
640
00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:00,236
You ruined this.
641
00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:07,642
So, is that it, that was it?
642
00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,309
Well, get in.
643
00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:37,037
Hey, hey you guys.
644
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:39,709
- Hey Delaney.
- Johnny.
645
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:43,276
- Oh, bring it in.
- Johnny, oh, Johnny.
646
00:29:43,278 --> 00:29:46,546
- Come here you.
- Oh, tricked ya!
647
00:29:46,548 --> 00:29:49,284
That's fine, it's okay, it's
okay.
648
00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,450
Oh, this is...
649
00:29:50,452 --> 00:29:52,586
You know, Stella, Ada my wife,
Harry.
650
00:29:52,588 --> 00:29:55,088
- Hey you.
- Hey Harry.
651
00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:56,190
And this here is Nate.
652
00:29:56,192 --> 00:29:57,057
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
653
00:29:57,059 --> 00:29:58,125
Nice to meet you.
654
00:29:58,127 --> 00:29:59,293
Nice to meet you.
655
00:29:59,295 --> 00:30:00,694
You guys thank you so much
656
00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:02,563
for letting me crash your
special weekend,
657
00:30:02,565 --> 00:30:04,632
you know, I came to LA
thinking I wanted to be alone
658
00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:09,306
and turns out I need to be
around people and Johnny you.
659
00:30:10,906 --> 00:30:12,707
You're my most
special people.
660
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:13,876
Ah, come on.
661
00:30:14,743 --> 00:30:16,411
Can I make you an old
fashioned?
662
00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:18,078
- I'm cool.
- Bitter little sweet,
663
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,248
just like Ada.
664
00:30:20,082 --> 00:30:22,417
Ah, we're having steaks later.
665
00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:25,053
Oh, no thanks, I'm
actually gonna juice, cleanse
666
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:28,055
and I'm letting it all
go, flushing it all out.
667
00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:29,490
Actually that reminds me John
668
00:30:29,492 --> 00:30:33,295
the bathroom upstairs
needs some toilet paper.
669
00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:34,595
Okay, cool.
670
00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:36,765
You know what I'd love to do?
671
00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:40,601
I would love, I'd love to
just go and take a dip.
672
00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:43,103
- I am just sweating-
- Okay, alright.
673
00:30:43,105 --> 00:30:46,173
I have been up since 5:00 AM
New York time, I'm exhausted.
674
00:30:46,175 --> 00:30:47,342
Bananas.
675
00:30:47,509 --> 00:30:49,510
Do you wanna come with me?
676
00:30:49,512 --> 00:30:50,478
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
677
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,813
No, God, no.
678
00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:56,116
I think I probably
should stay here, honey.
679
00:30:56,118 --> 00:30:57,119
Anyone?
680
00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,523
Well, I'm still alive.
681
00:31:01,991 --> 00:31:03,424
Yeah, okay.
682
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,459
Okay, well, you know where to
find us.
683
00:31:05,461 --> 00:31:07,327
Good to see you.
684
00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:09,663
Did you wanna go honey?
685
00:31:09,665 --> 00:31:12,833
- We don't wanna swim, right?
- No.
686
00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:14,335
Well, it's night, you know it's.
687
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:16,103
It's so good to see her
though.
688
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:18,808
Yeah, she's a free spirit.
689
00:31:19,942 --> 00:31:21,008
She's got a good soul.
690
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,445
She looks free.
691
00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:32,953
God, I wanna have my
way with that steak.
692
00:31:32,955 --> 00:31:36,524
Well, by all means I'll
step out, no judgment.
693
00:31:36,526 --> 00:31:38,392
Oh, you're fun.
694
00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:40,663
Can I just smell it please.
695
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,669
So bad for the environment
and so bad for us,
696
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:53,410
- but it was delicious.
- Mm-hmm.
697
00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:57,644
Delaney might actually
be the prettiest girl I've
698
00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:00,381
ever been that close to in
person.
699
00:32:00,383 --> 00:32:02,149
Wow, you're so pretty.
700
00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:03,918
Well, thank you that's very
helpful.
701
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,687
- Thank you.
- Well, I just wanted to know
702
00:32:05,689 --> 00:32:07,721
Yeah, well, I don't know
why you came for this.
703
00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:09,090
Well, you know, I'm your
friend.
704
00:32:09,092 --> 00:32:11,595
- Yeah, really?
- There's that?
705
00:32:12,528 --> 00:32:17,000
Oh, Ultra Meger.
706
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,201
What?
707
00:32:18,401 --> 00:32:21,334
No, no, no, that's Pluto, sorry.
708
00:32:21,336 --> 00:32:22,870
I don't think I've
ever said this out loud,
709
00:32:22,872 --> 00:32:24,506
but my husband is in love
710
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:27,607
with his lesbian best friend,
isn't he?
711
00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:28,942
Well, when you say it out
loud,
712
00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:31,045
it sounds like a lifetime movie.
713
00:32:31,047 --> 00:32:32,113
Based on a true story.
714
00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:33,180
They don't end well.
715
00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:34,282
Girl!
716
00:32:34,284 --> 00:32:36,750
You know 'cause the wife
always dies.
717
00:32:39,454 --> 00:32:43,257
You know, I can't believe she
dumped me
718
00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:46,395
while I was working at her
restaurant.
719
00:32:47,297 --> 00:32:51,265
She broke up with me and
fired me at the same time.
720
00:32:51,267 --> 00:32:53,700
- God, it's awful.
- Yeah.
721
00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:56,237
I'm sorry, it's terrible.
722
00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,439
Hey, you want me to go to
New York and beat her up?
723
00:32:58,441 --> 00:32:59,640
I will, I'll take her.
724
00:32:59,642 --> 00:33:02,943
Look, I've been working out
a little bit doing some yoga.
725
00:33:02,945 --> 00:33:04,911
I'm pretty sure I could
take a lesbian chef.
726
00:33:04,913 --> 00:33:06,613
I can tell you've been working
out.
727
00:33:06,615 --> 00:33:08,082
Just saying.
728
00:33:08,084 --> 00:33:09,753
Have you seen her?
729
00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:14,055
Oh, no, oh my God.
730
00:33:14,057 --> 00:33:15,055
Yeah, she's a samurai.
731
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,158
She would just cut me
right down the middle.
732
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,892
Pop, oh my god.
733
00:33:18,894 --> 00:33:19,893
Straight up ninja style.
734
00:33:19,895 --> 00:33:20,894
Kick my ass.
735
00:33:20,896 --> 00:33:23,930
Yeah, you don't wanna mess
with her.
736
00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:27,168
You know I came in
California to sit on the beach
737
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:31,407
and just think why I keep
falling in love
738
00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,240
with people who are unavailable
739
00:33:33,242 --> 00:33:36,143
and what lesson I'm supposed
to be learning in all this,
740
00:33:36,145 --> 00:33:39,413
you know, I have to make a
change.
741
00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:43,616
Now, maybe I'm just supposed
to start dating men.
742
00:33:43,618 --> 00:33:47,423
What, that's crazy.
No way.
743
00:33:48,525 --> 00:33:50,524
You think I should?
744
00:33:50,526 --> 00:33:53,861
Well, it's a lot of things to
consider.
745
00:33:53,863 --> 00:33:55,363
I think I needed a drink.
746
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,534
- I'd like one too.
- Okay.
747
00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:00,668
- No.
- Come on.
748
00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:01,835
- Got you.
- You dick.
749
00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:04,270
- I got you.
- Dude stop.
750
00:34:04,272 --> 00:34:06,108
- No, look.
- Fuck you.
751
00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:08,811
Stop.
752
00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:10,480
Get off me.
753
00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,617
Aa aah, awe, awe, awe!
754
00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:15,786
You okay?
755
00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:17,684
- Am I bleeding?
- Yeah.
756
00:34:17,686 --> 00:34:18,853
- Awe!
- Oh, yeah.
757
00:34:18,855 --> 00:34:19,686
You fucker.
758
00:34:19,688 --> 00:34:22,055
You should get that looked at.
759
00:34:22,057 --> 00:34:23,456
You know what's wrong with our
marriage?
760
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,659
Oh, look there's Neptune.
761
00:34:24,661 --> 00:34:26,226
John says it's because
we lie about little things
762
00:34:26,228 --> 00:34:29,496
but it's really one big thing,
he wants to be with her.
763
00:34:29,498 --> 00:34:32,333
Look mama, as an objective
outsider,
764
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:33,834
John loves you and Luna
765
00:34:33,836 --> 00:34:36,237
and you have a wonderful life
together.
766
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,005
If he has a lingering junior
high crush
767
00:34:38,007 --> 00:34:41,208
on his hot lessie BFF, who gives
a shit?
768
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,476
I give a shit.
769
00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:43,378
Don't give a shit.
770
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,244
I give a shit.
771
00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:46,479
There's no shit and don't give
a shit.
772
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:49,550
Harry thinks Delaney is hot
too.
773
00:34:49,552 --> 00:34:53,387
Nah, nah, nah, that's your
shit don't come in my shit.
774
00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:55,190
- Bombshells.
- Bombshells.
775
00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:56,023
Bombshells.
776
00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:01,327
What's wrong with me?
777
00:35:01,329 --> 00:35:02,829
I guess it's kinda funny.
778
00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:04,898
Well, it's a fucking
laugh riot.
779
00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:09,570
Me dating guys can you
imagine?
780
00:35:09,572 --> 00:35:11,606
Well, I can imagine.
781
00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:13,610
Oh, cheers.
782
00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:17,714
- To new adventures.
- Oh, namaste.
783
00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,918
Oh, so wait, you're
actually gonna date men?
784
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,125
I mean, I thought you didn't
work with, you know, the penis.
785
00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:31,528
- I don't.
- Hmm, uh-huh.
786
00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:34,628
You know I love women, I do.
787
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:37,032
But just they're so much work.
788
00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:40,934
Yeah, that's sad, it's true.
789
00:35:40,936 --> 00:35:42,103
Yeah.
790
00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:46,441
I haven't been with
a guy since Mr. Valani
791
00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:49,880
and Carlos in high school.
792
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,715
Carlos the theater geek,
Carlos?
793
00:35:53,717 --> 00:35:56,217
Maybe I was trying to convince
myself.
794
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,952
It was fun while it lasted.
795
00:35:57,954 --> 00:35:59,586
Well, good for Carlos.
796
00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:02,490
Do you ever get tired
of me bitching about John?
797
00:36:02,492 --> 00:36:04,657
Oh, let's see, yes.
798
00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,394
I mean, my husband won't put a
baby in me,
799
00:36:06,396 --> 00:36:09,729
so on a scale of zero to
divorce-
800
00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:13,333
- Divorce what, don't
even talk about that.
801
00:36:13,335 --> 00:36:15,568
- I think about it.
- Really?
802
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:17,671
No, you don't, not like really,
really.
803
00:36:17,673 --> 00:36:20,974
Like I love Harry with all my
heart.
804
00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:22,075
Yeah.
805
00:36:22,077 --> 00:36:23,010
I think it's, you know,
806
00:36:23,012 --> 00:36:25,746
I was never sure I would ever
get married,
807
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:29,016
but I've always been sure
that I want to be a mother.
808
00:36:29,018 --> 00:36:31,418
I mean, my uterus is literally
yelling,
809
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,356
"Put a baby in me!"
810
00:36:34,789 --> 00:36:35,623
Is it really?
811
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:37,090
Well, girl, that's why
812
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:39,494
I mean, that's aggressive.
813
00:36:43,164 --> 00:36:46,168
And if he truly doesn't want
kids,
814
00:36:47,036 --> 00:36:48,304
do I leave him
815
00:36:49,438 --> 00:36:51,371
or stay and resent him
816
00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:52,706
the rest of my life?
817
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,976
Jesus Stella.
818
00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:56,943
Okay wait, wait, wait.
819
00:36:56,945 --> 00:36:59,646
No, no, no, tell her, say,
820
00:36:59,648 --> 00:37:02,551
"Your ass is like a work of
art."
821
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:05,722
Like a Picasso.
822
00:37:05,989 --> 00:37:08,354
- Arg!
- But dude, ass all caps.
823
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:11,458
No, no dude, she doesn't
need nerdy wordplay.
824
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:12,293
Why?
825
00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:14,061
She needs grade eight spank
talk.
826
00:37:14,063 --> 00:37:14,894
I'm gonna explain.
827
00:37:14,896 --> 00:37:18,164
Every sext is like a haiku,
okay?
828
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:23,072
Every single letter and space
matters.
829
00:37:23,739 --> 00:37:28,744
Show me "Teasing you to the
edge
830
00:37:28,844 --> 00:37:31,013
"as you drop on my cock."
831
00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:34,817
Oh, fuck that's awesome.
832
00:37:35,851 --> 00:37:38,184
So econmoical, so powerful.
833
00:37:38,186 --> 00:37:40,720
Uh-huh and she just arrived.
834
00:37:40,722 --> 00:37:44,492
Whoa, wow, dude.
835
00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:47,594
- Who is that girl?
- History.
836
00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:49,396
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
837
00:37:49,398 --> 00:37:50,831
She was great.
838
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,599
- Holy shit.
- What?
839
00:37:52,601 --> 00:37:56,604
Get that nerdy married
man hard on outta here.
840
00:37:56,606 --> 00:37:58,606
I'm gonna fuck her
in the nose, you can't,
841
00:37:58,608 --> 00:37:59,907
that's how you kill a shark.
842
00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:01,275
Stop, stop, leave me alone.
843
00:38:01,277 --> 00:38:02,545
Leave me alone.
844
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,282
God.
845
00:38:10,885 --> 00:38:13,355
Mm-hmm, yummy, yummy, yummy.
846
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,224
- Hey.
- Hey.
847
00:38:17,226 --> 00:38:18,791
You want some ice cream?
848
00:38:18,793 --> 00:38:20,961
Can't, not part of my juice
cleanse,
849
00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:23,463
but if you take a really big
bite,
850
00:38:23,465 --> 00:38:25,398
I can live vicariously
through you.
851
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,700
Oh, you can't have any of
this?
852
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:29,071
- No, not even a little...
- Not even the smell or a bite.
853
00:38:29,538 --> 00:38:31,307
- dip.
- So, good though.
854
00:38:34,909 --> 00:38:35,809
I'm dying.
855
00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:38,077
- Awe!
- I'm dying.
856
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:39,447
- I'm dying.
- Awe!
857
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:40,481
You're so mean.
858
00:38:40,483 --> 00:38:42,550
Oh, fuck, fuck fuck,
I gotta a brain freeze.
859
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:43,751
Awe, serves you right?
860
00:38:43,753 --> 00:38:44,754
Oh, fuck.
861
00:38:48,824 --> 00:38:51,224
Hey, just coming to get some
hangers,
862
00:38:51,226 --> 00:38:53,427
Stella wants to make s'mores.
863
00:38:53,429 --> 00:38:56,963
Oh, I'm just doing a quick
load?
864
00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,166
Okay.
865
00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:02,670
It's not what everyone does
comes to dinner and laundry.
866
00:39:02,672 --> 00:39:05,842
- Nope.
- Just weird old me.
867
00:39:07,108 --> 00:39:08,075
Okay.
868
00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:10,246
I got dumped last night.
869
00:39:11,079 --> 00:39:13,847
Cold and out of the fucking
blue,
870
00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:15,949
so I just threw all my stuff in
a suitcase
871
00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:16,950
and got on a plane
872
00:39:16,952 --> 00:39:20,357
and didn't necessarily
pack all clean clothes.
873
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:26,596
I need a clean chonies so, not
to do it.
874
00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:29,429
- Understood.
- Hey, John told me about
875
00:39:29,431 --> 00:39:31,331
the whole honesty thing you guys
are doing
876
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:34,269
and I think it's really cool.
877
00:39:35,438 --> 00:39:36,336
He told you?
878
00:39:36,338 --> 00:39:38,505
Yeah, he's really excited
about it.
879
00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:39,509
Really?
880
00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:43,712
- What does it feel like?
- Dangerous?
881
00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:46,181
Why?
882
00:39:46,849 --> 00:39:51,318
Because I'm starting to see
things that he doesn't like
883
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,287
or want to hear and so is he.
884
00:39:54,289 --> 00:39:56,222
And so you're his
wife you get to say shit
885
00:39:56,224 --> 00:39:58,291
that he doesn't wanna hear.
886
00:39:58,293 --> 00:40:01,494
Let it all out, just let it out
and say it.
887
00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:05,132
I am incredibly intimidated by
you
888
00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,300
and I don't want to be, but
the way that John looks at you,
889
00:40:07,302 --> 00:40:08,702
it just makes me,
890
00:40:08,704 --> 00:40:09,903
that's like the sort of thing
891
00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:11,671
that you don't wanna say, you
know?
892
00:40:11,673 --> 00:40:16,409
Oh my God, he has been my
best friend since fifth grade
893
00:40:16,411 --> 00:40:20,582
and I love John but not like
that.
894
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:22,316
- Yeah.
- He gets me, he knows.
895
00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:24,385
No, no, I think you think he
gets it,
896
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:27,490
but he doesn't get it all the
way so.
897
00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:34,327
He's stupid because
I think you're beautiful
898
00:40:34,329 --> 00:40:38,833
and he would be way
smarter to worry about me.
899
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,570
Hitting on you.
900
00:40:41,771 --> 00:40:43,503
What, no. What?
901
00:40:43,505 --> 00:40:44,838
I just don't think-
902
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,874
- I think you're beautiful.
- Stop.
903
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:50,510
I mean, I'm getting
fuzzy standing around you.
904
00:40:50,512 --> 00:40:52,380
Oh, come on, girl come on.
905
00:40:52,447 --> 00:40:54,451
Do your laundry. Goodbye.
906
00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:57,249
I don't mind that
907
00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,784
if you wanna do it again ill be
down here.
908
00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,358
♪ Everything I do, yeah,
you know I do it major ♪
909
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,961
♪ I do it for the love and
I do it for my haters ♪
910
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:10,930
♪ Touch down in your town like a
radar ♪
911
00:41:10,932 --> 00:41:13,467
♪ Turn up then I'm gone see you
later ♪
912
00:41:13,469 --> 00:41:17,037
♪ Everything I do yeah
you know I do it major ♪
913
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,271
Do Harry, do Harry, do Harry
dancing.
914
00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:20,941
- No.
- Do harry dancing.
915
00:41:20,943 --> 00:41:22,876
No, no, no, no.
916
00:41:22,878 --> 00:41:24,411
- Okay.
- What?
917
00:41:24,413 --> 00:41:27,916
Where's the beat, beat
located.
918
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:32,786
No, I lost the beat, but
I'm a commit with intensity.
919
00:41:32,788 --> 00:41:34,153
That's actually not how I
dance.
920
00:41:34,155 --> 00:41:35,923
- Are you kidding me.
- It's like a hologram Harry.
921
00:41:35,925 --> 00:41:36,724
It's so true.
922
00:41:36,726 --> 00:41:37,990
I'm really a good dancer
clearly.
923
00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:39,659
- No.
- Okay, I got one.
924
00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:40,494
This is great, okay.
925
00:41:40,496 --> 00:41:41,427
What are you guys doing?
926
00:41:41,429 --> 00:41:42,896
This is a song that we wrote
in college
927
00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,065
about something Harry did.
928
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:46,432
You're not doing the song,
you're not doing the song.
929
00:41:46,434 --> 00:41:47,833
- Sorry.
- We have to, you ready?
930
00:41:47,835 --> 00:41:48,836
Okay, I think I remember-
931
00:41:48,838 --> 00:41:50,104
- Also it's not true.
932
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:53,606
♪ It's Friday night in
a small college town ♪
933
00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:54,641
Oh my God.
934
00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:58,278
♪ Harry had too beers
and then he fell down ♪
935
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,313
It was way more than that.
936
00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,148
♪ We said he was a light weight ♪
937
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,184
♪ We said he was no man ♪
938
00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:07,186
♪ But he got the last laugh when
he ♪
939
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:08,454
What'd youu do, say it?
940
00:42:08,456 --> 00:42:09,289
Didn't do anything.
941
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,624
Oh fuck you come on fuck you.
942
00:42:11,626 --> 00:42:13,360
He peed in
our trash can.
943
00:42:13,362 --> 00:42:14,295
- Oh.
- Okay.
944
00:42:15,364 --> 00:42:16,630
Ready he's the chorus.
945
00:42:16,632 --> 00:42:19,999
♪ Harry peed in our trash can ♪
946
00:42:20,001 --> 00:42:22,503
♪ He peed in our dorm room trash
can ♪
947
00:42:22,505 --> 00:42:23,936
Fuck you and you.
948
00:42:23,938 --> 00:42:25,472
♪ It got really stinky ♪
949
00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:28,275
♪ When he took a drinky because ♪
950
00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:29,675
Come on say it, say it, say
it.
951
00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,610
- ♪ Harry ♪
- I'm not singing, no.
952
00:42:31,612 --> 00:42:33,113
We could be here all night.
953
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:34,146
♪ This is your no ♪
954
00:42:34,148 --> 00:42:35,316
It was you that did it.
955
00:42:35,318 --> 00:42:36,150
I didn't even do it.
956
00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:37,517
Harry just sing the song.
957
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,856
♪ I peed in our trash can ♪
958
00:42:42,891 --> 00:42:46,526
But I actually didn't do it.
You were lying the whole time.
959
00:42:46,528 --> 00:42:49,628
- Of course you did.
- Fuck you guys.
960
00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:50,630
- Did that happen?
- 100%.
961
00:42:50,632 --> 00:42:51,498
No, it didn't.
962
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,402
Based on true events.
963
00:42:54,235 --> 00:42:57,003
- Fuck you guys.
- Holy shit!
964
00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:58,637
We've got a sex tape here.
965
00:42:58,639 --> 00:43:00,740
- Oh my God, stop it.
- Oh, no, oh my God.
966
00:43:00,742 --> 00:43:02,675
- Give me my phone.
- What?
967
00:43:02,677 --> 00:43:04,478
That is not for public
consumption.
968
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,548
I love her.
969
00:43:06,681 --> 00:43:07,880
Is this like a thing you do?
970
00:43:07,882 --> 00:43:10,550
Its not like a thing I do,
but it's a beautiful thing.
971
00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:12,686
I've always wondered how this
works.
972
00:43:12,688 --> 00:43:14,820
Okay, I got to see what this
is.
973
00:43:14,822 --> 00:43:16,590
- It's nothing.
- That's tremendous.
974
00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:18,858
That is tremendous.
975
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,528
No, I don't wanna let go.
976
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,862
- Oh my God.
- Harry you all right?
977
00:43:22,864 --> 00:43:24,164
No, he's all right don't touch
him.
978
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,199
- Are you okay?
- You better give it to him some space.
979
00:43:26,201 --> 00:43:28,034
- You wanna wash it down?
- All right, you all right.
980
00:43:28,036 --> 00:43:30,771
Babe there's something in my
throat.
981
00:43:30,773 --> 00:43:33,706
- Oh God.
- Guys I wanna say thank you
982
00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:37,610
for having me here and I'm gonna
head out.
983
00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,213
Thanks for letting me crash
for a little bit. I needed this.
984
00:43:39,215 --> 00:43:40,246
I have to go.
985
00:43:40,248 --> 00:43:42,516
No, please do not leave
me with these people.
986
00:43:42,518 --> 00:43:44,351
Do you need me to get
you a ride or something?
987
00:43:44,353 --> 00:43:45,619
I mean, you need a ride,
right?
988
00:43:45,621 --> 00:43:48,724
You could say, yeah.
989
00:43:49,724 --> 00:43:53,795
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, come on, what?
990
00:43:54,262 --> 00:43:57,599
- Everybody in the shot.
- Hoo-ray!!
991
00:43:59,434 --> 00:44:01,702
John, Delaney, Nate.
992
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:04,204
- Don't tag me, don't tag me.
- I'm tagging you I got you.
993
00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:06,572
Use a filter, make
me a skinny as Delaney.
994
00:44:08,976 --> 00:44:10,476
You had a lot to drink girl.
995
00:44:10,478 --> 00:44:13,112
How did this is all get out?
996
00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:15,548
- You okay with that?
- I'm good.
997
00:44:15,550 --> 00:44:18,621
- All right, good night.
- Good night.
998
00:44:19,588 --> 00:44:22,555
I don't know what's up
with Ada wanting her to stay.
999
00:44:22,557 --> 00:44:25,391
That's a major policy
reversal.
1000
00:44:25,393 --> 00:44:28,662
I don't know maybe, you
know, Ada is just being nice.
1001
00:44:28,664 --> 00:44:31,731
Did Nate see anything or
John did he say anything
1002
00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:34,434
because we have to do
something about this, you know?
1003
00:44:34,436 --> 00:44:37,903
You know, can we just stop
talking about them right now
1004
00:44:37,905 --> 00:44:41,407
because I have something
very serious I wanna talk
1005
00:44:41,409 --> 00:44:44,077
- to you about.
- Wait, what is it?
1006
00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:47,349
Okay, I want us
1007
00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:51,184
to make a sex tape.
1008
00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:55,021
You know, I really
wanna make a statement.
1009
00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:59,527
I don't know what it is, you
know?
1010
00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,595
No, not really.
1011
00:45:01,597 --> 00:45:05,865
But I think you do, I
can see it in your eyes.
1012
00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,703
For my kind of people,
1013
00:45:09,505 --> 00:45:10,606
wrestless.
1014
00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,142
Fire in here.
1015
00:45:16,512 --> 00:45:17,778
Heartburn?
1016
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,112
No, it's not a freaking
heartburn.
1017
00:45:20,114 --> 00:45:22,115
I can get that shit checked
out.
1018
00:45:27,121 --> 00:45:29,990
Thanks for letting her stay.
1019
00:45:29,992 --> 00:45:30,993
Mm-hmm.
1020
00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:33,793
Still mad at me?
1021
00:45:33,795 --> 00:45:34,797
Mm-hmm.
1022
00:45:36,164 --> 00:45:39,333
- You like being mad at me?
- No.
1023
00:45:39,335 --> 00:45:42,369
I'm mad because you brought
her here without asking.
1024
00:45:42,371 --> 00:45:44,570
I'm mad because I see
what you like about her.
1025
00:45:44,572 --> 00:45:47,574
She's magnetic and
unpredictable and attractive
1026
00:45:47,576 --> 00:45:49,642
but that's not me.
1027
00:45:49,644 --> 00:45:51,711
And I'm the person that you
chose to share your life with,
1028
00:45:51,713 --> 00:45:53,315
so it makes me mad.
1029
00:45:55,351 --> 00:46:01,590
Babe, hey, can I try
1030
00:46:01,655 --> 00:46:03,893
and make you not mad at me?
1031
00:46:05,994 --> 00:46:06,825
You can try.
1032
00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:08,662
A little payback for today.
1033
00:46:08,664 --> 00:46:10,066
- Oh, okay.
- Yep.
1034
00:46:11,065 --> 00:46:12,999
What are you gonna, oh, okay.
1035
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:45,465
It's so fucking hot, huh?
1036
00:46:45,467 --> 00:46:47,068
No, no, no, wait.
1037
00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:51,407
Okay, all right.
1038
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:55,611
All right, oh, yeah.
1039
00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:00,447
I know you like that.
1040
00:47:00,449 --> 00:47:01,414
You like that?
1041
00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:02,548
You like that don't you?
1042
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,717
Yeah, you do, you like that
girl,
1043
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,385
fucking lone warrior.
1044
00:47:06,387 --> 00:47:07,220
Sweety, sweety, sweety.
1045
00:47:07,222 --> 00:47:08,054
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?
1046
00:47:08,056 --> 00:47:09,990
Could maybe do less narrating?
1047
00:47:09,992 --> 00:47:12,224
Maybe could you just look at me
1048
00:47:12,226 --> 00:47:14,961
and let's see where it goes
babe.
1049
00:47:14,963 --> 00:47:17,396
Okay, but I just, all right.
1050
00:47:17,398 --> 00:47:19,999
You want a crazy wild
porn thing?
1051
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,735
Well, yeah, kinda.
1052
00:47:21,737 --> 00:47:24,438
Babe, we're not porn stars.
We're us.
1053
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,407
Yeah, I know, maybe just one
time,
1054
00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:30,309
I thought maybe it could be
not about us, you know?
1055
00:47:30,311 --> 00:47:32,646
Just this one's for posterity.
1056
00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:33,813
We're in two different movies
here.
1057
00:47:33,815 --> 00:47:35,682
Okay, wait, wait,
wait, stop talking, okay?
1058
00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:37,083
Let's do it your way.
1059
00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:38,251
Okay.
1060
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:44,257
Oh, I love you so much Harry.
1061
00:47:44,259 --> 00:47:46,927
I feel like I'm gonna
explode.
1062
00:47:46,929 --> 00:47:48,463
Oh, shit.
1063
00:47:51,465 --> 00:47:53,266
Did you just go soft?
1064
00:48:01,476 --> 00:48:02,478
What?
1065
00:48:05,981 --> 00:48:08,280
Let me get a glass of water
real quick.
1066
00:48:08,282 --> 00:48:10,619
There's water right there.
1067
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:14,720
I'm just gonna check on Nate,
you know.
1068
00:48:14,722 --> 00:48:17,324
Delaney is not gonna fuck
Nate.
1069
00:48:17,326 --> 00:48:18,324
Okay, I know.
1070
00:48:18,326 --> 00:48:21,563
Ada just don't be mad at me, all
right?
1071
00:48:26,201 --> 00:48:28,467
- Oh.
- Refill is over here.
1072
00:48:28,469 --> 00:48:31,139
Yeah, let's just top that off.
1073
00:48:32,074 --> 00:48:33,840
Why don't you have a
girlfriend?
1074
00:48:33,842 --> 00:48:35,008
Because I don't want one.
1075
00:48:35,010 --> 00:48:37,177
- You are lying.
- No.
1076
00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:40,079
I can tell, but yeah, it's
cool.
1077
00:48:40,081 --> 00:48:41,481
I fucking hate love.
1078
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,583
- To that.
- To that.
1079
00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,021
- Hey guys.
- Hey.
1080
00:48:46,387 --> 00:48:48,923
Hey, dad.
1081
00:48:49,257 --> 00:48:51,691
- What?
- It's the pants man
1082
00:48:51,693 --> 00:48:52,726
and the slippers.
1083
00:48:52,728 --> 00:48:54,927
And the guy in the pants and
slippers.
1084
00:48:54,929 --> 00:48:57,032
Oh, sure.
1085
00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:01,767
I'm just, you know, relaxing.
1086
00:49:01,769 --> 00:49:04,537
You want a little nip
off the bottle?
1087
00:49:04,539 --> 00:49:05,505
I'm all right, I'm good.
1088
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:06,572
- Open up.
- You sure?
1089
00:49:06,574 --> 00:49:08,541
No, I'm good, I'm just
gonna, go back to bed.
1090
00:49:08,543 --> 00:49:09,708
Alrighty.
1091
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:10,610
Goodnight.
1092
00:49:10,612 --> 00:49:12,112
For my peel.
1093
00:49:12,114 --> 00:49:13,746
Okay, all right.
1094
00:49:13,748 --> 00:49:16,184
Don't stay up too late now.
1095
00:49:17,351 --> 00:49:19,052
This whole thing looks a
little...
1096
00:49:19,054 --> 00:49:21,787
- Does that look straight?
- Yeah.
1097
00:49:21,789 --> 00:49:24,023
- Goodnight.
- Okay, goodnight.
1098
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,191
- Sleep well buddy.
- Okay.
1099
00:49:26,193 --> 00:49:27,626
Alrighty.
1100
00:49:27,628 --> 00:49:30,231
Did you, never-mind it's fine.
1101
00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:36,470
What the fuck is wrong with
him?
1102
00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:38,304
I don't know.
1103
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:39,706
Here's to John.
1104
00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,541
John's late night clementine.
1105
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:43,744
May he get some help.
1106
00:49:43,746 --> 00:49:45,945
Oh God, it was the dumbest
thing I've ever done.
1107
00:49:45,947 --> 00:49:47,380
So stupid, I'm sorry.
1108
00:49:47,382 --> 00:49:49,215
Can we just forget it ever
happened?
1109
00:49:49,217 --> 00:49:51,284
Just take it back, could we just
rewind?
1110
00:49:51,286 --> 00:49:53,119
Can't you just wanna be with
me
1111
00:49:53,121 --> 00:49:55,387
instead of something in your
head?
1112
00:49:55,389 --> 00:49:58,657
- Babe I do.
- Your cock doesn't lie.
1113
00:49:58,659 --> 00:50:01,596
Oh, Stelli belly come on.
1114
00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:06,099
I want kids Harry and
that's never going to change.
1115
00:50:06,101 --> 00:50:08,400
I mean, I try to be the most
coolest
1116
00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:10,135
understanding wife I can be
1117
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,171
and I love the Holy crap out of
you,
1118
00:50:12,173 --> 00:50:14,106
but every time you put on that
condom,
1119
00:50:14,108 --> 00:50:16,112
you are driving me away.
1120
00:50:20,782 --> 00:50:23,618
I need to be alone, can I be
alone?
1121
00:50:25,753 --> 00:50:27,123
You need to go!
1122
00:50:38,432 --> 00:50:41,137
Harry, everything okay?
1123
00:50:52,347 --> 00:50:55,650
You got anyone special in
here?
1124
00:50:55,949 --> 00:50:57,684
Awesome, ass spin class 120-
1125
00:50:57,686 --> 00:51:00,153
- Hey, stop it, I said don't do
that.
1126
00:51:00,155 --> 00:51:01,121
- All right?
- Jesus, dude.
1127
00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:02,891
Hands off my phone.
1128
00:51:04,226 --> 00:51:05,525
So you don't ever give names?
1129
00:51:05,527 --> 00:51:06,628
- No.
- Ever?
1130
00:51:08,028 --> 00:51:09,030
Rarely.
1131
00:51:11,065 --> 00:51:12,067
I love this.
1132
00:51:16,137 --> 00:51:18,738
Hot.
1133
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:19,639
You like it?
1134
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:21,574
Yep, terrible.
1135
00:51:21,576 --> 00:51:25,014
Busted, so you do love someone
special.
1136
00:51:26,081 --> 00:51:27,146
Is she pretty?
1137
00:51:27,148 --> 00:51:28,215
You're being nosy right now.
1138
00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:29,648
- Do you have a picture?
- Stop it.
1139
00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:31,519
- Do you love her?
- You know when to back off?
1140
00:51:31,585 --> 00:51:33,754
Because now is the time.
1141
00:51:33,989 --> 00:51:34,990
Okay.
1142
00:51:41,896 --> 00:51:42,898
Ada?
1143
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,001
Ada?
1144
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,909
Welcome freshman, you
wanna be a frat boy?
1145
00:51:55,710 --> 00:51:57,510
Is this hazing?
1146
00:51:57,512 --> 00:51:58,711
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
1147
00:51:58,713 --> 00:52:00,213
- You bet.
- Okay.
1148
00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:01,715
Wait, is this my mom's bed
sheet?
1149
00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:03,715
Shut up pledge.
1150
00:52:33,148 --> 00:52:37,586
Wow, oh, it's really in there,
Holy shit.
1151
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,791
I'm taking a break from
relationships,
1152
00:52:45,793 --> 00:52:50,330
but I'm also a very sexual
being,
1153
00:52:50,398 --> 00:52:53,068
so what do I do with that?
1154
00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:56,505
Jerk of.
1155
00:52:57,005 --> 00:53:03,179
Yeah, but I'm all about the
energy exchange, you know?
1156
00:53:04,278 --> 00:53:07,246
Have you ever played with
energies before?
1157
00:53:07,248 --> 00:53:09,751
Well, it's hot, but it's also,
1158
00:53:11,485 --> 00:53:15,023
it's totally safe, come on.
1159
00:53:23,797 --> 00:53:29,771
Like you get as close as
possible.
1160
00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:34,376
You don't touch.
1161
00:53:38,012 --> 00:53:41,516
Not everyone can handle it, but
that's okay.
1162
00:53:42,951 --> 00:53:44,950
'Cause when I meet someone who's
vibrating
1163
00:53:44,952 --> 00:53:46,788
on the same wavelength
1164
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:50,326
it's fucking fireworks, man.
1165
00:53:51,659 --> 00:53:55,830
And why would anyone wanna
live without fireworks?
1166
00:54:05,873 --> 00:54:08,476
You sure you're
a lesbian?
1167
00:54:09,978 --> 00:54:11,313
Certified.
1168
00:54:13,248 --> 00:54:14,516
Are you feeling it?
1169
00:54:16,351 --> 00:54:22,257
- Yeah.
- This ache is my drug.
1170
00:54:30,931 --> 00:54:33,365
Oh, you got game girl.
1171
00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:35,834
- I will give you that.
- What?
1172
00:54:35,836 --> 00:54:38,704
No, no, stay in
it. Stop talking.
1173
00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:41,240
You know, usually this
is one where I have run,
1174
00:54:41,242 --> 00:54:42,742
you know, right into the end
zone.
1175
00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:44,276
And trust me vagetarian or not,
1176
00:54:44,278 --> 00:54:48,081
things would get pretty damn
interesting.
1177
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:51,351
But you see I know what
I'm doing, John doesn't.
1178
00:54:51,353 --> 00:54:54,186
So don't you dare go throwing
this at him, you hear me?
1179
00:54:54,188 --> 00:54:55,688
It's an official warning.
1180
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:59,126
You're literally not making
any sense.
1181
00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:00,562
And you suck.
1182
00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,231
What's your problem.
1183
00:55:04,132 --> 00:55:05,634
Girls like you,
1184
00:55:07,469 --> 00:55:09,304
but I'm working on it.
1185
00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,744
Ah, yeah, it's,
1186
00:55:16,811 --> 00:55:18,646
okay, yup, small note.
1187
00:55:19,614 --> 00:55:22,315
Love the enthusiasm and
I love the Toga thing,
1188
00:55:22,317 --> 00:55:26,219
but maybe dial it back
20% on the aggression.
1189
00:55:26,221 --> 00:55:28,054
I mean, I don't know
whether to buy you flowers
1190
00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:29,456
or file a police report.
1191
00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:33,061
Small note, learn
when not to give notes.
1192
00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:35,597
Ah.
1193
00:55:39,668 --> 00:55:41,570
- Oh, hell no.
- What?
1194
00:55:44,005 --> 00:55:46,007
Awe, ouch, stop it.
1195
00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:49,775
What are you doing here?
1196
00:55:49,777 --> 00:55:50,943
Stella kicked me out.
1197
00:55:50,945 --> 00:55:52,244
So you sleep downstairs.
1198
00:55:52,246 --> 00:55:53,445
I can't sleep those stairs
downstairs,
1199
00:55:53,447 --> 00:55:55,283
Delaney is downstairs.
1200
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:58,784
Stella will kill me.
1201
00:55:58,786 --> 00:56:00,586
Please, let me just stay here,
okay?
1202
00:56:00,588 --> 00:56:02,153
I'll be really quiet I promise.
1203
00:56:02,155 --> 00:56:04,090
You won't even know him here.
1204
00:56:04,092 --> 00:56:06,862
- Quite as a mouse.
- Yes.
1205
00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:16,271
You got it Nate 'cause, aw,
ouch.
1206
00:56:22,443 --> 00:56:23,510
Are you real?
1207
00:56:25,146 --> 00:56:28,317
You are not from around here,
are you?
1208
00:56:32,019 --> 00:56:35,054
- Hawaii, the Pali coast.
- Yes.
1209
00:56:35,056 --> 00:56:36,688
In a boat.
1210
00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,057
- No.
- Oh, okay.
1211
00:56:38,059 --> 00:56:39,661
Whale watching?
1212
00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:44,065
No, I don't wanna watch
whales.
1213
00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:46,833
What, they're beautiful.
1214
00:56:46,835 --> 00:56:48,900
They are but I don't wanna lok
at them.
1215
00:56:48,902 --> 00:56:51,570
Okay, wow, all right.
1216
00:56:51,572 --> 00:56:54,240
All right, this is a
little bit of a challenge.
1217
00:56:54,242 --> 00:56:58,414
I'm hungry, can you
make me some breakfast?
1218
00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:01,514
Me, you don't wanna see that.
1219
00:57:01,516 --> 00:57:03,182
- I do.
- It's gonna be a disaster.
1220
00:57:03,184 --> 00:57:05,217
You're gonna order me
something then.
1221
00:57:05,219 --> 00:57:08,420
I want pancakes, I want
blueberries, I want maple syrup.
1222
00:57:08,422 --> 00:57:09,757
Oh, no.
1223
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:11,693
I love you.
1224
00:57:59,907 --> 00:58:00,909
Stella.
1225
00:59:03,538 --> 00:59:04,873
Oh, come here.
1226
00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:17,883
She left me through a text.
1227
00:59:17,885 --> 00:59:20,489
She shouldn't have done that.
1228
00:59:40,007 --> 00:59:41,676
No, no, no.
1229
00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:44,479
This isn't working.
1230
00:59:45,579 --> 00:59:48,313
I came here to support you.
1231
00:59:48,315 --> 00:59:50,483
She fucking lied to me.
1232
00:59:50,485 --> 00:59:55,588
She lied to me she said she
wanted to get a house and a dog.
1233
00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:56,421
She lied.
1234
00:59:56,423 --> 00:59:59,094
Awe, honey I know you're hurt.
1235
01:00:00,527 --> 01:00:02,095
- Look at me.
- Yeah.
1236
01:00:02,097 --> 01:00:04,863
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Okay.
1237
01:00:04,865 --> 01:00:06,201
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
1238
01:00:20,547 --> 01:00:21,549
Oh my God.
1239
01:00:34,728 --> 01:00:37,295
Ada, look who stopped by.
1240
01:00:37,297 --> 01:00:40,266
- Good morning.
- Well, hello you.
1241
01:00:40,268 --> 01:00:42,867
I am not crashing your party,
I promise.
1242
01:00:42,869 --> 01:00:44,403
It's just Delaney is
going through a little bit
1243
01:00:44,405 --> 01:00:47,072
of a rough patch and asked
me to come by for a bit.
1244
01:00:47,074 --> 01:00:49,041
That is so sweet of you.
1245
01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:50,575
Oh, do you guys have
everything you need?
1246
01:00:50,577 --> 01:00:51,909
Do you need more towels?
1247
01:00:51,911 --> 01:00:54,546
No, we're good, we're good.
1248
01:00:54,548 --> 01:00:57,048
Oh, and did John get
the barbecue to work?
1249
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,217
He did.
1250
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:01,222
- Ah, such a genius that boy.
- Yeah.
1251
01:01:03,490 --> 01:01:06,958
Oh, she looks just like
John in this picture.
1252
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,494
Oh, Ada you have to send this to
me.
1253
01:01:09,496 --> 01:01:11,396
Okay, yeah, sure I'll send it
to you.
1254
01:01:11,398 --> 01:01:13,733
I didn't know you guys were so
close.
1255
01:01:13,735 --> 01:01:15,001
Oh, Naomi saved my life.
1256
01:01:15,003 --> 01:01:17,003
Oh, Delaney don't be so
dramatic.
1257
01:01:17,005 --> 01:01:20,305
No, seriously, my parents
were completely checked out.
1258
01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,608
And you were really there for
me.
1259
01:01:22,610 --> 01:01:24,512
Like a second mother?
1260
01:01:25,512 --> 01:01:28,182
No, like a confidant.
1261
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,615
Awe, I got to hear all of her
troubles.
1262
01:01:30,617 --> 01:01:33,586
Mm-hmm. She's a real saint.
1263
01:01:33,588 --> 01:01:34,586
Oh, I'm not a saint.
1264
01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:35,420
Yes, you are.
1265
01:01:35,422 --> 01:01:36,990
- No, I'm not.
- Yes.
1266
01:01:36,992 --> 01:01:38,090
No, I'm not.
1267
01:01:38,092 --> 01:01:39,626
I bet, I bet.
1268
01:01:39,628 --> 01:01:41,528
Oh my gosh, she just
looks like John there too,
1269
01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:42,996
- doesn't she?
- Give me a second.
1270
01:01:42,998 --> 01:01:43,929
Acting like John.
1271
01:01:43,931 --> 01:01:45,164
She looks a little bit like
me, right?
1272
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:48,099
Oh, yeah, but she kinda acts
like John.
1273
01:01:48,101 --> 01:01:49,836
Her smiling, I don't think-
1274
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:53,139
- She's literally a
motherfucker.
1275
01:01:53,141 --> 01:01:56,708
I'm having like 17 kinds
of freuidian issues right now.
1276
01:01:56,710 --> 01:01:59,144
Do you know what it's
been like to be me?
1277
01:01:59,146 --> 01:02:02,447
To know that she's in
your head taking up space
1278
01:02:02,449 --> 01:02:04,048
and I'm here feeling in my gut
1279
01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,517
like there's something wrong
with her,
1280
01:02:06,519 --> 01:02:09,021
but trying to be better for
you 'cause she's not that bad.
1281
01:02:09,023 --> 01:02:11,190
She's okay, she's okay,
but she's not okay.
1282
01:02:11,192 --> 01:02:15,228
She's not okay, she's
a hot little monster.
1283
01:02:15,829 --> 01:02:19,030
She's so cute and
just like John.
1284
01:02:19,032 --> 01:02:20,034
Mm-hmm.
1285
01:02:22,570 --> 01:02:25,670
Wait, do you remember,
remember when we did your car?
1286
01:02:25,672 --> 01:02:28,240
Oh, I wanted to kill you boys.
1287
01:02:28,242 --> 01:02:29,742
So John and I and some
friends,
1288
01:02:29,744 --> 01:02:32,811
we all picked up her tiny little
Mercedes
1289
01:02:32,813 --> 01:02:35,847
and we set it down
sideways in the driveway.
1290
01:02:35,849 --> 01:02:38,016
- Ha ha.
- She was so mad.
1291
01:02:38,018 --> 01:02:39,318
- Yeah, I was mad.
- Sorry.
1292
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,086
- Still mad.
- Mom!
1293
01:02:41,088 --> 01:02:41,920
- Oh.
- Oh shit,
1294
01:02:41,922 --> 01:02:42,854
hide the pot everybody.
1295
01:02:42,856 --> 01:02:43,988
Oh, no I found it.
1296
01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:46,191
She brought it!
1297
01:02:46,193 --> 01:02:48,059
What are you doing here?
1298
01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:50,829
I just wanted to come
by and check on Delaney.
1299
01:02:50,831 --> 01:02:53,032
Oh, how are you doing
today kiddo, you all right?
1300
01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:56,568
She just needs a little moral
support.
1301
01:02:56,570 --> 01:02:57,436
Who would like one?
1302
01:02:57,438 --> 01:02:59,072
- Ah.
- Come on.
1303
01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:00,606
Can you feed that to me?
1304
01:03:00,608 --> 01:03:01,773
Yeah, wasn't you on a cleanse?
1305
01:03:01,775 --> 01:03:04,075
You're the best, it
will be good for you.
1306
01:03:04,077 --> 01:03:04,943
I didn't do it.
1307
01:03:04,945 --> 01:03:08,046
Best croissant I've ever had.
1308
01:03:08,048 --> 01:03:11,887
Arg, what happened to
my beautiful fountain?
1309
01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:18,090
I need to get the gardener
back here.
1310
01:03:18,092 --> 01:03:20,526
You're getting older.
1311
01:03:20,528 --> 01:03:21,797
Yeah, I am.
1312
01:03:27,534 --> 01:03:29,870
I'm glad that you're here.
1313
01:03:31,038 --> 01:03:33,307
I'm getting married again.
1314
01:03:34,742 --> 01:03:36,043
- What?
- Yeah.
1315
01:03:37,077 --> 01:03:40,947
- John didn't say anything?
- Well, I haven't told John.
1316
01:03:40,949 --> 01:03:43,249
- His name is Dan.
- Mm-hmm.
1317
01:03:43,251 --> 01:03:44,782
He's a real estate developer.
1318
01:03:44,784 --> 01:03:46,552
He's divorced, he has two kids
1319
01:03:46,554 --> 01:03:48,420
and we've been dating about a
year.
1320
01:03:48,422 --> 01:03:50,255
Why are you doing this?
1321
01:03:50,257 --> 01:03:54,092
You don't need to do this,
Robert almost ruined your life.
1322
01:03:54,094 --> 01:03:58,065
I wanna be happy, actually
happy.
1323
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,135
I deserve that.
1324
01:04:02,302 --> 01:04:06,775
I want, I want a real
relationship again.
1325
01:04:07,907 --> 01:04:09,407
And I want you to have that.
1326
01:04:09,409 --> 01:04:11,443
With someone I can
curl up with at night.
1327
01:04:11,445 --> 01:04:14,780
I want someone who will
discuss homeowner's insurance
1328
01:04:14,782 --> 01:04:18,418
who might surprise me
with the trip to Tuscany.
1329
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,088
I want those things.
1330
01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:22,787
You can't keep your hands off
of me,
1331
01:04:22,789 --> 01:04:24,356
but you're leaving me?
1332
01:04:24,358 --> 01:04:25,925
No, I'll still be here for
you.
1333
01:04:25,927 --> 01:04:28,293
Oh, fuck you Naomi.
1334
01:04:28,295 --> 01:04:32,430
Have fun with your tired
old man in fucking Tuscany.
1335
01:05:07,168 --> 01:05:09,400
- Bye.
- Bye Mom, bye.
1336
01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:12,170
- Thank you.
- Bye Naomi.
1337
01:05:12,172 --> 01:05:13,472
It's good to see her.
1338
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,577
- You claim bags or what?
- Let's get the bags.
1339
01:05:24,217 --> 01:05:25,550
- Oh.
- Nice.
1340
01:05:25,552 --> 01:05:27,221
Here we go, spicy.
1341
01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:33,093
- Oh, that was terrible.
- Easy there.
1342
01:05:34,762 --> 01:05:37,162
Ah, oh, hit the board at that
time.
1343
01:05:37,164 --> 01:05:40,066
- Watch this.
- You guys suck.
1344
01:05:40,068 --> 01:05:42,068
Yo, so what happened last
night?
1345
01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:45,006
How did a Stella kick your ass
out?
1346
01:05:47,373 --> 01:05:50,041
I don't really wanna talk
about it.
1347
01:05:50,043 --> 01:05:51,209
It's all right we respect
that.
1348
01:05:51,211 --> 01:05:53,378
Yeah, man, we totally respect
that.
1349
01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:56,050
Your privacy is important to us.
1350
01:05:57,217 --> 01:05:58,918
- Okay. It's just-
- No, don't talk about it.
1351
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,052
You don't wanna talk about
it, don't talk about it.
1352
01:06:01,054 --> 01:06:02,889
I don't really wanna
get into it, you know?
1353
01:06:02,891 --> 01:06:05,057
Yeah, just, yeah.
1354
01:06:05,059 --> 01:06:07,793
Okay, let's just say that I'm
struggling
1355
01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:11,298
with some body image issues.
1356
01:06:11,365 --> 01:06:13,900
Well, dude, I mean, you
could always do more cardio.
1357
01:06:13,902 --> 01:06:16,135
I mean, you're never gonna
be shredded, but, you know.
1358
01:06:16,137 --> 01:06:19,641
No, not my body, her body.
1359
01:06:25,246 --> 01:06:27,282
- Okay, well.
- My body
1360
01:06:42,896 --> 01:06:44,630
When I first started
hanging out with Stella,
1361
01:06:44,632 --> 01:06:47,099
she was this big girl, I was
like,
1362
01:06:47,101 --> 01:06:50,135
yeah, I can't hang out with
her for awhile, you know,
1363
01:06:50,137 --> 01:06:52,403
get a drink, eat some pizza,
1364
01:06:52,405 --> 01:06:55,076
fuck around a little bit, right?
1365
01:06:56,077 --> 01:06:58,776
I mean, I didn't think
it was gonna go anywhere.
1366
01:06:58,778 --> 01:07:02,016
And then I fell for her.
1367
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:06,686
Well, but this whole time
I was thinking, you know,
1368
01:07:06,688 --> 01:07:09,121
she'll lose the weight one day,
you know?
1369
01:07:09,123 --> 01:07:11,356
And what, here we are five years
later
1370
01:07:11,358 --> 01:07:14,761
and she really wants a baby
1371
01:07:14,996 --> 01:07:18,032
and I'm afraid
1372
01:07:18,132 --> 01:07:19,532
if we don't have one
1373
01:07:19,534 --> 01:07:21,633
that I'm gonna lose her.
1374
01:07:21,635 --> 01:07:25,706
And I just know though if
we started having kids,
1375
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,144
it's like boom, perma-fat.
1376
01:07:30,811 --> 01:07:34,112
And then what, I'm that
fat guy with the fat wife
1377
01:07:34,114 --> 01:07:37,951
and I don't think I can
handle that, you know?
1378
01:07:39,219 --> 01:07:42,322
Listen, just take this in.
1379
01:07:43,623 --> 01:07:46,124
You are a schlubby geek, all
right?
1380
01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:48,827
- No, stop.
- No, listen, no, no.
1381
01:07:48,829 --> 01:07:52,898
While your wife is
definitely curvy, she's hot.
1382
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,166
Yeah, dude fat girl hot.
1383
01:07:55,168 --> 01:07:58,204
Yeah, come on, put a
baby in her already, Jesus!
1384
01:07:58,206 --> 01:08:00,072
You're lucky someone of
that caliber wants to mate
1385
01:08:00,074 --> 01:08:01,907
with you, snore-a-saurus.
1386
01:08:01,909 --> 01:08:03,141
- Yeah.
- I don't snore.
1387
01:08:03,143 --> 01:08:05,711
I mean, I can objectify
chubby girls too.
1388
01:08:05,713 --> 01:08:09,148
And I can't believe I'm gonna
say this,
1389
01:08:09,150 --> 01:08:12,318
I've been staring at her boobs
for years.
1390
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,153
- You have?
- Yeah, oh hell yeah.
1391
01:08:14,155 --> 01:08:17,389
Of course, I mean, I hope I'm
not crossing the line here
1392
01:08:17,391 --> 01:08:18,857
but I've been thinking
about hitting that since
1393
01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:21,360
you guys started dating
hypothetically, hypothetically.
1394
01:08:21,362 --> 01:08:25,597
I would hit that so hard
hypothetically of course,
1395
01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:28,534
- but so hard.
- Yeah, seriously.
1396
01:08:28,536 --> 01:08:30,067
You guys are assholes.
1397
01:08:30,069 --> 01:08:31,202
Dude, if I was married to her,
1398
01:08:31,204 --> 01:08:33,071
I would be worshiping that ass.
1399
01:08:33,073 --> 01:08:35,374
Just bending it over the sink.
1400
01:08:35,376 --> 01:08:37,375
- Yeah, yeah.
- Laying in all sorts of pipe.
1401
01:08:37,377 --> 01:08:39,678
Yeah, for me, it's all
about eating at the Y,
1402
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,611
you know what I'm saying?
1403
01:08:40,613 --> 01:08:42,046
I'd be like, "Hey Stella, pack
your lunch
1404
01:08:42,048 --> 01:08:43,115
'cause I'm down here for a
while."
1405
01:08:43,117 --> 01:08:46,287
Fuck you, fuck you guys
1406
01:08:46,386 --> 01:08:48,352
that's my wife we're talking
about here.
1407
01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:49,687
All right.
1408
01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:51,223
- Fuck you.
- Hypothetical.
1409
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:52,391
Yeah, totes.
1410
01:08:52,393 --> 01:08:54,726
Yeah, I mean, Nate
and I may have discussed
1411
01:08:54,728 --> 01:08:56,629
on many drunken occasions what
we'd do to her.
1412
01:08:56,631 --> 01:08:58,598
Yeah, meat slapper.
1413
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:02,233
I just let her sit on
my face for like an hour.
1414
01:09:02,235 --> 01:09:03,803
Just straight up hour.
1415
01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:05,470
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
1416
01:09:05,472 --> 01:09:07,071
Work the speed bag.
1417
01:09:07,073 --> 01:09:09,875
Fuck you guys that's my wife.
1418
01:09:09,877 --> 01:09:11,410
I'd do a puppet show
just with her booby.
1419
01:09:11,412 --> 01:09:13,579
Just paint them up like little
frogs.
1420
01:09:13,581 --> 01:09:14,582
I hate you guys.
1421
01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:16,717
- I haven't heard that one.
- You guys are assholes.
1422
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,386
Daily motor boats but
that's a given, right?
1423
01:09:20,253 --> 01:09:22,720
- Hey, fuck you.
- Okay.
1424
01:09:22,722 --> 01:09:24,822
But, but thank you.
1425
01:09:24,824 --> 01:09:26,459
All right now go your wife.
1426
01:09:26,461 --> 01:09:28,660
Get up right now, get up before
I do.
1427
01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:31,664
Seriously, 'cause I'm half
mast right now,
1428
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:32,731
just talking about it.
1429
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,632
Fuck you.
1430
01:09:33,634 --> 01:09:35,467
I'm married so it's all
fucking dead.
1431
01:09:35,469 --> 01:09:36,434
Yeah.
1432
01:09:42,810 --> 01:09:44,576
You guys are gonna pick
up her by three, right?
1433
01:09:44,578 --> 01:09:45,811
Yeah, we're gonna be there by
three.
1434
01:09:45,813 --> 01:09:47,412
Luna, Luna, Luna.
1435
01:09:47,414 --> 01:09:51,685
Look at your mama, look
your mama, look at, okay.
1436
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,863
You want me to help
you with that?
1437
01:10:04,865 --> 01:10:06,033
I'll get that.
1438
01:10:07,435 --> 01:10:12,207
Shit, all right, got it.
1439
01:10:13,841 --> 01:10:16,141
What'd you do, steal
a whole set of towels.
1440
01:10:16,143 --> 01:10:17,377
No.
1441
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,385
Stella I'm sorry about last
night.
1442
01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:29,321
You're so beautiful.
1443
01:10:29,323 --> 01:10:33,328
When I look at your face, I just
melt.
1444
01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:38,566
When I stare at your tits, I get
so hard.
1445
01:10:40,134 --> 01:10:43,737
When I look in your eyes, I'm
home.
1446
01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:51,744
- I love you Stella.
- I love you too.
1447
01:10:51,746 --> 01:10:53,512
- I love you.
- I love you.
1448
01:11:02,523 --> 01:11:03,891
Wait.
1449
01:11:08,429 --> 01:11:10,396
I know I asked for more eye
contact.
1450
01:11:10,398 --> 01:11:12,531
- Yeah.
- Maybe a little too much.
1451
01:11:12,533 --> 01:11:15,599
Oh, thank God, it's totally
awkward.
1452
01:11:15,601 --> 01:11:17,704
Didn't work at all, okay.
1453
01:11:18,838 --> 01:11:21,706
Oh wait, wait, I think
I packed the condoms.
1454
01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:24,511
No, no condoms.
1455
01:11:26,012 --> 01:11:28,015
I'ma knock you up wifey.
1456
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:32,520
- Is that good with you?
- Hella good.
1457
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,528
Hey, I was looking for you.
1458
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:47,201
I need your help with something.
1459
01:11:48,068 --> 01:11:50,070
- Let's do it.
- Come on.
1460
01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:57,942
It's actually just right
there.
1461
01:11:57,944 --> 01:12:00,614
If you wanna grab that end here.
1462
01:12:08,655 --> 01:12:09,988
Yeah, and take it where?
1463
01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:11,123
Just hang on one second.
1464
01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:14,460
Just because I shot something
super interesting today.
1465
01:12:14,462 --> 01:12:15,563
Look at that.
1466
01:12:22,469 --> 01:12:23,770
Are you a voyeur or what?
1467
01:12:23,837 --> 01:12:25,903
I'm a voyeur that's where
you're going with this?
1468
01:12:25,905 --> 01:12:27,238
You're kissing my mother-in-law.
1469
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,641
Yeah, but you were videotaping
it.
1470
01:12:29,643 --> 01:12:31,343
You're much more
interesting than I thought.
1471
01:12:31,345 --> 01:12:33,143
Okay, don't even
start that shit with me.
1472
01:12:33,145 --> 01:12:35,479
Wow, you're not nearly as
pretty when you're judging me.
1473
01:12:35,481 --> 01:12:36,581
I'm not judging you.
1474
01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:38,116
Yeah, you're judging me.
1475
01:12:38,118 --> 01:12:41,018
Nobody gave a about me
except for John and Naomi.
1476
01:12:41,020 --> 01:12:43,120
They're the only people in
the world that cared about me.
1477
01:12:43,122 --> 01:12:44,923
So you had an affair with
your best friend's mother
1478
01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:46,491
because she was nice to you?
1479
01:12:46,493 --> 01:12:47,525
It was much more than that.
1480
01:12:47,527 --> 01:12:49,864
- Really?
- I was 19.
1481
01:12:50,264 --> 01:12:51,830
John was away at college
1482
01:12:51,832 --> 01:12:55,032
and I had just broken
up with my girlfriend.
1483
01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:57,969
Naomi was a wreck, she was
going through her divorce
1484
01:12:57,971 --> 01:12:59,974
and I lived at her house
1485
01:13:00,807 --> 01:13:05,376
and we talked and we became
close and
1486
01:13:05,378 --> 01:13:07,381
I fell in love with her.
1487
01:13:07,448 --> 01:13:09,447
And she freaked and I kept
pushing it,
1488
01:13:09,449 --> 01:13:12,519
but eventually it became this
loving,
1489
01:13:13,386 --> 01:13:15,120
open healing thing,
1490
01:13:15,122 --> 01:13:18,825
but now that's over too.
1491
01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,291
She's 25 years older than you.
1492
01:13:20,293 --> 01:13:24,830
So, what if I was hooking
up with a rich older man,
1493
01:13:24,832 --> 01:13:25,696
would you be as shocked?
1494
01:13:25,698 --> 01:13:27,299
It's Luna's grandma.
1495
01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:30,371
- So it's just a woman.
- It's creepy.
1496
01:13:31,639 --> 01:13:32,640
Wow!
1497
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,639
What?
1498
01:13:34,641 --> 01:13:35,874
I really thought you'd
be more understanding.
1499
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:38,009
You thought I would be
understanding?
1500
01:13:38,011 --> 01:13:39,811
- Yeah.
- You know what I understand
1501
01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:41,847
that you have zero boundaries
1502
01:13:41,849 --> 01:13:45,518
and you have a pathological
need to plug into my husband
1503
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,155
to prop your life up and
guess what, that ends now.
1504
01:13:49,157 --> 01:13:51,690
No texting, no Skyping, no
nothing.
1505
01:13:51,692 --> 01:13:54,992
And if you don't, I'll
show this to my husband.
1506
01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:56,327
- Go ahead.
- Yeah?
1507
01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:57,161
I don't care.
1508
01:13:57,163 --> 01:13:59,063
Oh, I think you do care.
1509
01:13:59,065 --> 01:14:01,032
'Cause if not, you would have
told him a long time ago.
1510
01:14:01,034 --> 01:14:05,202
I know you think I'm this
sweet wifey, mother, girl,
1511
01:14:05,204 --> 01:14:08,238
but I will fuck your up in a
minute.
1512
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,775
- If you don't take a
- No wonder he hates you.
1513
01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:11,576
step back, girl.
1514
01:14:11,578 --> 01:14:12,410
He don't hate me.
1515
01:14:12,412 --> 01:14:13,245
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
1516
01:14:13,247 --> 01:14:15,414
Yeah, no wonder he does.
1517
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,782
He loves you, but he hates you.
1518
01:14:17,784 --> 01:14:19,550
He tries to think of
all kinds of different ways
1519
01:14:19,552 --> 01:14:23,724
to escape, but he just stays
half miserable.
1520
01:14:24,890 --> 01:14:27,192
- Guess what?
- Hmm?
1521
01:14:27,194 --> 01:14:28,696
That's marriage.
1522
01:14:33,067 --> 01:14:34,566
We're getting a minivan.
1523
01:14:37,537 --> 01:14:39,103
Yeah.
1524
01:15:08,001 --> 01:15:09,003
Hey.
1525
01:15:10,237 --> 01:15:11,239
Hey D.
1526
01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:16,077
- You okay?
- No.
1527
01:15:17,845 --> 01:15:20,347
I fucked up really bad.
1528
01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:32,523
It's gonna be okay D.
1529
01:15:32,525 --> 01:15:34,028
You're gonna be okay.
1530
01:15:39,432 --> 01:15:41,601
Ah! Ah!
1531
01:15:44,770 --> 01:15:45,773
Fuck you.
1532
01:16:01,188 --> 01:16:04,121
Maybe you just need
a little break, right?
1533
01:16:04,123 --> 01:16:08,026
I mean, that's totally
cool, we can do that.
1534
01:16:08,028 --> 01:16:11,399
That's fine, you can come back.
1535
01:16:11,798 --> 01:16:13,898
Nate, this was always headed
towards
1536
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,700
- the end of the cliff, right?
- No.
1537
01:16:15,702 --> 01:16:16,901
We always said that.
1538
01:16:16,903 --> 01:16:21,005
No, this is not a cliff, okay,
this is just the beginning.
1539
01:16:21,007 --> 01:16:24,476
Alright, we said we were gonna
really try you and me, right?
1540
01:16:24,478 --> 01:16:26,678
We're gonna really try it.
1541
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:30,418
I can't, I can't Nathan.
1542
01:16:31,184 --> 01:16:34,018
I tried, but I just can't do it.
1543
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:36,090
I'm like wedged in two.
1544
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:39,159
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
1545
01:16:40,493 --> 01:16:41,561
I love you.
1546
01:16:43,329 --> 01:16:44,497
Love you.
1547
01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:49,604
Bye.
1548
01:16:58,744 --> 01:16:59,747
Fuck.
1549
01:17:03,949 --> 01:17:07,885
Why does it always start off
so amazing in the beginning
1550
01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:10,354
and then turned to shit.
1551
01:17:10,356 --> 01:17:13,290
What's wrong with me John?
1552
01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:14,459
What's wrong with me?
1553
01:17:14,461 --> 01:17:18,298
Nothing, D you're a great
really.
1554
01:17:18,398 --> 01:17:20,098
It's just, you know,
1555
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,267
maybe sometimes your choices are
a little-
1556
01:17:22,269 --> 01:17:24,436
- I think I give too much of
myself.
1557
01:17:24,438 --> 01:17:28,940
You know, when I'm in it
I'm so in it, you know?
1558
01:17:28,942 --> 01:17:31,779
Maybe I need to learn to hold
back
1559
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:38,485
and figure out how to stop
making the people I love hate me.
1560
01:17:46,627 --> 01:17:49,597
Nate, what's wrong?
1561
01:17:51,297 --> 01:17:55,435
Ah, fuck, she,
1562
01:17:56,470 --> 01:17:59,571
she said she couldn't do it
anymore.
1563
01:18:01,073 --> 01:18:03,411
Natey, I'm so sorry.
1564
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:07,581
Did you love her?
1565
01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:11,919
Yeah.
1566
01:18:13,453 --> 01:18:16,853
Why didn't you ever bring her
around?
1567
01:18:16,855 --> 01:18:18,958
Ankle monitor, camel toe?
1568
01:18:22,362 --> 01:18:24,965
- Married.
- Ouch.
1569
01:18:31,938 --> 01:18:36,808
You know life is just one
repeated loop of nut punches.
1570
01:18:36,810 --> 01:18:37,812
Yep.
1571
01:18:39,945 --> 01:18:42,349
Why does everyone leave me?
1572
01:18:43,951 --> 01:18:45,550
I don't leave.
1573
01:18:53,726 --> 01:18:55,996
I love you Johnny.
1574
01:19:17,182 --> 01:19:18,185
Wait.
1575
01:19:18,984 --> 01:19:20,587
No, no, no.
1576
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,940
What's going through your mind
John?
1577
01:19:43,277 --> 01:19:45,376
- Hey.
- Hey.
1578
01:19:45,378 --> 01:19:47,077
When I come home at night,
1579
01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:48,412
I usually just sit in the
driveway
1580
01:19:48,414 --> 01:19:51,116
for about 10 minutes looking at
my phone
1581
01:19:51,118 --> 01:19:53,387
'cause I don't wanna go in.
1582
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:02,561
Unfortunately Mr.
Goodson it is
1583
01:20:02,563 --> 01:20:05,900
an aggressive form of prostate
cancer.
1584
01:20:10,235 --> 01:20:12,139
That sucks I'm sorry.
1585
01:20:14,373 --> 01:20:17,208
Don't worry babe, we got this.
1586
01:20:39,798 --> 01:20:43,737
You, Mister, are a freaking
idiot.
1587
01:20:44,503 --> 01:20:49,775
Thanks, look D we got,
1588
01:20:50,275 --> 01:20:53,012
this is not, we can't.
1589
01:20:53,747 --> 01:20:56,348
I know you want this John,
1590
01:20:56,350 --> 01:20:58,352
so let's give it a shot.
1591
01:21:01,287 --> 01:21:02,622
I love Ada.
1592
01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:04,992
I love Luna.
1593
01:21:06,326 --> 01:21:08,192
I love my life, D.
1594
01:21:08,194 --> 01:21:10,361
But you said you were
miserable.
1595
01:21:10,363 --> 01:21:11,698
And I love it.
1596
01:21:13,867 --> 01:21:15,536
It's gray scale.
1597
01:21:20,006 --> 01:21:22,174
I don't know, it's time to go.
1598
01:21:44,230 --> 01:21:46,664
Turn down the hot water heater.
1599
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:48,299
Put away the pool stuff.
1600
01:21:48,301 --> 01:21:50,134
You are wet.
1601
01:21:50,136 --> 01:21:54,004
Yeah, just horsing
around and being an idiot.
1602
01:21:54,006 --> 01:21:55,842
Jesus Christ, Naomi.
1603
01:21:58,511 --> 01:22:00,076
- I don't snore.
- No, it was literally,
1604
01:22:00,078 --> 01:22:01,479
they were souhnds that
I've never heard before.
1605
01:22:01,481 --> 01:22:02,713
That's not true, I don't
snore.
1606
01:22:02,715 --> 01:22:04,382
- Horrific.
- Babe tell him I don't snore.
1607
01:22:04,384 --> 01:22:05,916
- Like liquid and just-
- I'm don't snore.
1608
01:22:05,918 --> 01:22:07,218
Did Delaney leave?
1609
01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:08,719
I wanted to say goodbye.
1610
01:22:08,721 --> 01:22:11,889
Oh shit, I totally forgot
to pack the PlayStation.
1611
01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:13,225
Let me get that.
1612
01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:16,495
You know you're literally
glowing right now.
1613
01:22:16,497 --> 01:22:18,995
I'm serious, you're
literally giving off light.
1614
01:22:18,997 --> 01:22:21,866
I had a wonderful time.
1615
01:22:21,868 --> 01:22:24,602
What do you wanna call our
kid?
1616
01:22:24,604 --> 01:22:26,403
How about Zula.
1617
01:22:29,109 --> 01:22:31,041
I think we should call our kid
Bob.
1618
01:22:31,043 --> 01:22:32,277
We're not calling our kid Bob.
1619
01:22:32,279 --> 01:22:35,046
Just Bob not even Robert, not
Robert.
1620
01:22:35,048 --> 01:22:39,017
Why don't you text me
Rachel Stumfold's number.
1621
01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,287
Humpfold.
1622
01:22:40,753 --> 01:22:43,354
- Rachel Humpfold's number.
- No.
1623
01:22:43,356 --> 01:22:44,188
Why not?
1624
01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:46,357
No, because you'll get my
hopes up
1625
01:22:46,359 --> 01:22:47,592
and then you'll disappoint me
1626
01:22:47,594 --> 01:22:51,530
and I'm really happy right now,
so no.
1627
01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:52,599
Is it here?
1628
01:22:59,773 --> 01:23:00,774
Thank you.
1629
01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:05,476
Stop it.
1630
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:07,544
I cleaned the fridge, you were
right,
1631
01:23:07,546 --> 01:23:09,282
we got too much food.
1632
01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:12,583
What are you looking at?
1633
01:23:12,585 --> 01:23:15,652
I have to show you something
and you may not like it.
1634
01:23:17,224 --> 01:23:18,790
That sounds scary.
1635
01:23:22,061 --> 01:23:24,896
This is how I make sense of
the world.
1636
01:23:24,898 --> 01:23:28,834
There's something in here
that doesn't make any sense.
1637
01:23:28,836 --> 01:23:30,768
Okay, well.
1638
01:23:30,770 --> 01:23:33,606
You infuriate me, you know
that?
1639
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,175
And I love you
1640
01:23:36,909 --> 01:23:40,745
more than you could ever
wrap your stupid head around.
1641
01:23:40,747 --> 01:23:43,815
Were you watching our therapy
videos?
1642
01:23:43,817 --> 01:23:45,450
Maybe.
1643
01:23:45,452 --> 01:23:47,652
- Just a thought here Ada.
- What?
1644
01:23:47,654 --> 01:23:49,923
Kindness is key.
1645
01:23:50,689 --> 01:23:51,921
You know what, forget it.
1646
01:23:51,923 --> 01:23:54,092
It's just it's not fun right now
1647
01:23:54,094 --> 01:23:55,492
and I'm not happy where we are.
1648
01:23:55,494 --> 01:23:56,961
And I don't think this whole
honesty thing
1649
01:23:56,963 --> 01:23:59,296
is making anything better.
1650
01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:00,430
I wasn't horsing around,
1651
01:24:00,432 --> 01:24:03,501
I jumped in the pool
because Delaney kissed me.
1652
01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:06,273
What, what?
1653
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,976
Hey, aah!
1654
01:24:11,043 --> 01:24:12,843
Look, I didn't initiate it.
1655
01:24:12,845 --> 01:24:14,545
But you kissed her?
1656
01:24:14,547 --> 01:24:15,479
She kissed me.
1657
01:24:15,481 --> 01:24:17,283
You kissed her back?
1658
01:24:18,217 --> 01:24:21,052
Honestly, I have thought
about kissing Delaney Danton
1659
01:24:21,054 --> 01:24:23,787
since I was 10 years old.
1660
01:24:23,789 --> 01:24:25,490
Hands up.
1661
01:24:25,492 --> 01:24:27,023
In my mind if it ever
happened,
1662
01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:28,992
it was gonna be like infinite
perfection,
1663
01:24:28,994 --> 01:24:33,999
but it wasn't, it was just,
it was terrifying and gross.
1664
01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:35,833
You have the right to remain
silent.
1665
01:24:35,835 --> 01:24:39,303
But not barfed gross, but, you
know,
1666
01:24:39,305 --> 01:24:41,673
risking everything gross.
1667
01:24:41,675 --> 01:24:44,008
It was bullshit that I
let go on far too long
1668
01:24:44,010 --> 01:24:46,544
and I don't know why.
1669
01:24:46,546 --> 01:24:48,382
Listen, what I do know
1670
01:24:49,582 --> 01:24:52,518
is that you are the most
important,
1671
01:24:53,819 --> 01:24:57,256
beautiful, most exasperating,
1672
01:24:58,591 --> 01:25:00,393
best thing in my life.
1673
01:25:01,528 --> 01:25:04,195
And I love the shit out of you.
1674
01:25:04,197 --> 01:25:08,766
A real love, messy love
like I wanna kill you love.
1675
01:25:08,768 --> 01:25:10,436
Not in a bad way.
1676
01:25:12,671 --> 01:25:16,509
I wanna kill you because
you show me who I am.
1677
01:25:18,912 --> 01:25:21,181
Don't cry about it.
1678
01:25:25,217 --> 01:25:28,385
I have to tell you something
too.
1679
01:25:28,387 --> 01:25:29,419
What is it?
1680
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:35,128
I think I'm gonna be a video
artist.
1681
01:25:37,596 --> 01:25:39,531
I don't really know what that
is
1682
01:25:39,533 --> 01:25:43,437
and I'm sure there's no
money in it, but great.
1683
01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:47,807
Don't. You kissed Delaney.
1684
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:49,743
Okay.
1685
01:25:51,911 --> 01:25:53,643
- She kissed me.
- Shut up.
1686
01:25:53,645 --> 01:25:55,916
All right, I'm just saying.
1687
01:25:57,283 --> 01:25:58,982
10-25, suspect
captured?
1688
01:25:58,984 --> 01:25:59,884
What the?
1689
01:25:59,886 --> 01:26:02,120
10-15, suspect in
custody
1690
01:26:02,122 --> 01:26:05,223
- Holy shit!
- Are you kidding me.
1691
01:26:06,391 --> 01:26:08,759
Ah, what do we do,
what should we do Ada?
1692
01:26:08,761 --> 01:26:10,061
How about nothing.
1693
01:26:10,063 --> 01:26:11,795
Should I call my mom,
I'm gonna call my mom.
1694
01:26:11,797 --> 01:26:12,830
Should I call my mom?
1695
01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:15,833
Why don't you just let
her get in that police car
1696
01:26:15,835 --> 01:26:20,239
and ride out of our lives
then call your mother.
1697
01:26:20,907 --> 01:26:21,909
Okay.
1698
01:26:43,296 --> 01:26:44,129
Let's go.
1699
01:26:45,097 --> 01:26:47,130
So that whole Delaney
situation,
1700
01:26:47,132 --> 01:26:48,799
pretty much ridiculous.
1701
01:26:48,801 --> 01:26:51,138
- Yeah.
- Yep.
1702
01:26:57,310 --> 01:27:00,510
You're gonna be okay.
1703
01:27:00,512 --> 01:27:02,015
See you next week.
1704
01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:06,953
We have 30 more minutes.
1705
01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,324
Motor boat, scoter boat all
day long.
1706
01:27:13,326 --> 01:27:16,559
Give me that, give the phone.
1707
01:27:16,561 --> 01:27:18,530
You guys stop it, you guys.
1708
01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:22,032
Hey, do I have to turn
the van around or what?
1709
01:27:22,034 --> 01:27:23,299
He started it, he
started it.
1710
01:27:23,301 --> 01:27:25,370
Please God,
get me to the airport,
1711
01:27:25,372 --> 01:27:28,807
I cannot stand to see your
faces any longer.
1712
01:27:31,377 --> 01:27:36,383
♪ Winter falls a blanket
calls, I let you down ♪
1713
01:27:38,984 --> 01:27:42,820
♪ Been a little lonely since
we left the big city ♪
1714
01:27:42,822 --> 01:27:47,324
♪ For the sleepy old town ♪
1715
01:27:47,326 --> 01:27:50,494
♪ We sit and stare separate ♪
1716
01:27:50,496 --> 01:27:54,833
♪ But they're thinking
you need me now ♪
1717
01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:57,067
♪ You got your eyes looking down ♪
1718
01:27:57,069 --> 01:28:02,074
♪ But you're good at facing
facts, hoping I'll come around ♪
1719
01:28:03,510 --> 01:28:08,515
♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪
1720
01:28:10,182 --> 01:28:15,188
♪ But I don't know how ♪
1721
01:28:19,759 --> 01:28:25,631
♪ You say my name I turn
away from the little things ♪
1722
01:28:27,399 --> 01:28:32,370
♪ They say that everyone has
changed they all look the same ♪
1723
01:28:32,372 --> 01:28:36,074
♪ They haven't changed ♪
1724
01:28:36,076 --> 01:28:41,480
♪ I turn around and all I see
are clouds ♪
1725
01:28:41,914 --> 01:28:49,389
♪ But the in-laws tell me how
it's all without you tunneling ♪
1726
01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:55,626
♪ They say settle down
boy, settle down boy ♪
1727
01:28:55,628 --> 01:29:00,164
♪ Settle down boy ♪
1728
01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:03,835
♪ They say lighten up
boy, lighten up boy ♪
1729
01:29:03,837 --> 01:29:06,440
♪ Listen up boy ♪
1730
01:29:06,508 --> 01:29:11,508
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