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[fast tense music]

- You slept with my husband!

- No I didn't!

I mean, Kinda!

- Either you did or you didn't and I believe you did!

- Kinda, I mean,

I didn't know he was your husband at the time!

- Oh, oh, and you didn't care to ask either!

- I did care!

And I would've cared twice as much

if I knew you were a lunatic!

- Who are you calling a lunatic, home wrecker!

[Felicia yelps]

- Get off of me!

He said all you did was work anyways!

- Oh, yeah!

My job, his job, taking care

of all of our kids! [rushing winds]

Girl, I am not about to be out here

playing chicken with you!

[slow guitar music]

[upbeat music]

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

- Where the mackavilly have you been hiding?

- I haven't been hiding!

- Wasn't here.

Maybe I hide invisible black woman.

- I'm sorry, I got lost.

- You got,

you got lost, again?

You travel the same route every day!

- [Tasha] It looked different this time!

- You traveled

for 12 hours?

It's the same houses, 13 newspapers.

You drop off the newspapers from five to eight.

Actually, that's too much time!

From nine to five you work at a store, but no,

you're just too busy trying to find the yellow brick road.

- I'm sorry, I just got lost.

I didn't, I just-

- You know what, I'm sorry too.

You can go ahead and get lost.

Go ahead, go.

Mm-hm.

- Are you firing me?

- No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not firing you.

I'll give you the opportunity to be lost.

This time, don't come back.

- You know what?

I didn't want this job anyway.

- Is that right?

- Who delivers newspapers in the morning

and sells hats in the afternoon?

- Business man.

- You know what?

This place shouldn't be called Hats,

it should be called Gnats!

- Check your attitude.

[slow guitar solo]

- No, not my bike!

It's all I got!

[upbeat music]

Oh.

The last bite is always

the best!

[Tasha growls]

[tense perky music]

[Tasha sighs]

[Tasha groans]

Oh no.

No!

[Tasha groans]

[slow perky music]

Just one?

[Tasha groans]

[door knocking]

- Tasha!

You in there?

It's me, Mr. Slaw!

Look, I need to ask you a favor!

I need to borrow some toilet tissue!

- Borrow? - I can't run to the

store right now. - I'm not gonna want it back.

[door knocking]

- [Slaw] Tasha, are you in there?

- Yes, but no Mr. Slaw!

I don't have any toilet tissue.

- Huh?

Whew, I can't hear you.

I decided to let myself in.

Look, I need to borrow some toilet tissue.

I had Carlos' chili last night

and it's running right through me.

I got the chills.

- I don't have-

- Oh, yes you do, right there.

Whew, like it fell from the sky.

Won't he do it?

Won't he will.

- Yes he will.

- What's that smell?

Smell like a dead rat.

It's coming from your bathroom.

You need to get that checked out.

Ooh, I got the chills.

You need to get that checked out.

Ooh shit.

- I need a rag! [perky music]

[slow paced music]

- [Mom] Tasha!

- It's me Mom, you called my phone.

- [Mom] Just checking.

- How can I help you, Mom?

- [Mom] Do you have any toilet tissue?

- Why everybody want toilet tissue?

- [Mom] What you mean?

You don't use toilet tissue?

Look girl, I thought I raised you better than that.

You've been hanging with that Felicia girl way too long.

You need to come back home and get some home training.

- Mom, I use toilet tissue and I have home training.

- [Mom] Whatever.

Your house probably smell like dead rats.

- Huh!

- [Mom] Look, do you have any toilet tissue

- No! - is the question!

- [Mom] That's all you had to say in the first time.

[door knocking]

- Mom, I'ma have to call you back.

Hey!

Come in! - What's up.

- [Tasha] Come, come have a seat.

- It got worse.

- Have a seat.

- I'm just trying to figure out

why there's a bowl of cereal behind your couch.

- It was a late night snack.

You know how it is.

Just, I was tired

and I just forgot to clean it up, that's all.

- Yeah, we need to talk.

- Sit down so we could talk.

Sit.

- I don't think I can do, this.

- [Tasha] Do what?

- Us.

- I know I've changed,

but I thought change was good?

- I mean, good change is good.

Bad change is bad.

But it's like, you just let yourself go.

You don't take care of yourself anymore.

Your house smells.

- Like dead rats?

- You got rats too?

Look, all I'm saying is for this past year,

it's like you stopped loving yourself.

How do I expect you to love me,

and you can't even love yourself?

- But I do love myself.

- Does this look the house of somebody who loves they self?

- [Tasha] It depends.

- Depends on what?

- Depends on how much she loves herself enough

to not let herself get overworked,

so she waits till the last day

of the month to clean the house.

- [Marcus] This is the first day of the month.

Your house should be clean.

- That didn't work.

- Look,

yeah, I'm done.

I can't do this.

- So you're just gonna break up with me?

- Yeah, I'm afraid so, yeah.

- I'm just going through a down period in my life right now.

- For 365 days?

- But I thought when you love somebody,

you help them when they're down?

- I guess I never loved you.

[gentle music]

- Come in.

[door closes]

- Why are you such a bummer?

You ain't get no raise today?

- Huh?

- It don't look like you got too far out, you dig?

- What decade are you in right now?

- 60s, kind of going on 70s just a little bit.

- Can I get the Felicia of today?

- Okay.

What's up-

- The Felicia of today!

- Oh, Tasha washa!

- T, you get what you asked for.

- For real, what's going on with you?

Why you so down?

- Marcus broke up with me!

[Tasha crying]

- Well, I guess we can say he broke up with you

because of your ugly cry face.

- Everybody's leaving me!

I got lost for 12 hours

on a 13 newspaper route!

And I walk the same route everyday!

I got fired from a store called Hats,

when it should be called Gnats!

I think Mr. Slaw smelled my poop!

[Tasha crying]

And my Mommy, my Mommy,

she thinks I don't use toilet tissue!

And Marcus left me because I don't love myself!

No, don't leave me!

No, please don't leave me!

Please! - Get off of me!

- [Felicia] Man, come on over here.

So let me get this straight.

You're saying Marcus broke up with you

because he claimed you don't love yourself?

- Yes.

- Okay!

Get yourself together girl, you look a hot mess.

- [Tasha] I am a hot mess!

- Oh yeah, we know that to be true.

Look at yourself.

Remember the Tasha I knew a couple of years ago?

Well, this isn't her.

The Tasha I knew was neat and organized.

She took care of her personal hygiene.

She loved the Lord and did things in her community.

I don't know who this is!

- [Tasha] I don't know what happened.

This past year has just not been good for me.

- I know.

It's like at some point you just stopped loving yourself.

We need to find out when it was and we need to fix it.

- We can't go back in time and fix it.

- But what if I told you we could?

- Are you on drugs again?

- Now I told you them pills my doctor gave me

was to help me with my sleeping patterning!

- Web MD is not your doctor!

- That's besides the point!

What if I told you we can find out

when you lost your self-love, go back in time in and fix it!

- How?

- Thank you.

Remember my great Aunt TT that gave me that mirror

for my Uncle Robert that used to work as a janitor,

but he got fired, but they rehired him

because he was really that good.

He got that mirror for my Grandma, you remember that?

- Okay.

- It time travels!

Ow!

Why'd you slap me?

Into a different outfit!

- I'm at the lowest point in my life,

and you telling time travel jokes!

- I'm for real Tasha washa.

And are you sure you was only throwing

13 newspapers a day for that man?

You got a little arm on you!

Anyways.

Get ready.

Look into the mirror and smile.

'Cause we are about to time travel!

You gotta smile.

You gotta smile.

[rushing winds]

- What happened?

- We time traveled.

Check your phone.

- Oh my goodness.

14th, 2020.

Hold up, how are we gonna time travel to the same day?

- Check the time.

- What?

[Tasha laughs]

How did you?

Oh my goodness!

How did you do that?

- Hi Felicia?

- [Felicia] Hey.

- Yeah look, you got some place we could talk, alone?

- Whatever you have to say to me,

you can say in front of Felicia.

- [Marcus] Cool.

I can't do this anymore.

You've changed

- [Both] and I don't think

I can do this anymore.

- [Felicia] I told you.

- So, so wait.

How you know what I was getting ready to say?

Does it feel like we've broken up before?

- Um.

- Deja vu?

- Yeah, Deja vu.

[Tasha laughs] - [Marcus] Whatever.

- Marcus!

Just remember, I broke up with you!

You didn't break up with me!

- [Marcus] Like I said.

- I broke up with you. [perky music]

Ooh girl, we can time travel!

So where do you wanna go?

- Options are limitless, my friend.

- Let's go see a concert.

- Who do you wanna see?

- Tupac.

- Okay, let's go.

[rushing winds]

- Man, that concert was crazy!

♪ Come with me

♪ Come with me

♪ Hail Mary, ain't no killer

♪ Don't push me west side

- My Mama don't like you! [upbeat music]

- So, where do you wanna go next?

- Let's go see a bunch of concerts!

[rushing winds]

♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody

[upbeat music]

- Get up!

Hey!

- You know I just got fired.

That's my one and only towel!

Girl, I'm on a budget!

- Please, Tasha please!

- [Tasha] So where do you wanna go next?

- Let's go see Jesus.

- Ooh.

[rushing winds]

I told you Jesus wasn't white.

- He wasn't black either.

- What'd you think he was?

- He looked a little Latino to me.

- I don't know,

he looked a little Jamaican to me.

- So maybe Jatino?

- See, that's why I slapped you.

Stuff like that, stuff just like that!

- [Felicia] So, where do you wanna go tonight?

- I wanna go back and find out when I stopped loving myself.

- Okay, well right now you need to find a job.

- [Tasha] Why can't we just go back and hit the lotto?

- I know!

But my grandmother said that if anyone

ever uses it for money, it'll never work again.

Plus it's been in my family for generations.

I don't want that to be the reason that ruins it.

- Yeah.

Oh my goodness.

- Hey, what's up?

- [Felicia] Where'd you come from?

- I was right over there.

Right over there.

So I saw Tasha's beauty and I had to get a beautiful

flower for a beautiful lady.

So, here you go.

- Mm, thank you.

Ow!

- So I saw your Facebook that you're single.

- Are you stalking me?

- You know, I've been single all this time just for you.

So I figured, you know, maybe now we could be together.

- Oh, dats so sweet!

- [Tasha] What are you doing?

- What, he likes you.

- I see where this is going.

I like what you're doing Frank, but now's not a good time.

I have a lot going on in my life right now.

I just, I'm sorry, but not today.

All right, I'm sorry.

- Well, better luck next time, Frank!

Tash, wait up!

- [Tasha] What are you doing?

- What, he's sweet!

- I can see that, but you need to be focused

on helping me get this job.

I need this job!

- Girl, why you tripping?

- Look, I need a little more from you

than just your optimism, okay?

- No need to be optimistic when you can alter reality.

Listen, if anything goes wrong,

we'll just go back in time and fix it.

[slow perky music]

- [Tasha] Hi.

- [Man] It says here you attended ANT.

- Yep.

I graduated about-

- [Man] Mm-mm-mm.

What a shame,

I like Central.

It says here you like bike riding.

- Yep, I love it.

I just think it's refreshing and I even deliver newspapers.

[Tasha chuckles]

- People still buy newspapers?

- 13 people do.

That's kind of stupid, huh?

I mean getting the newspaper in this day and time.

How dumb can some people be?

[both laughing]

- You're calling my Mother dumb.

- No, I didn't say your Mother-

- [Man] She still gets her paper and she loves it.

Dumb as she may be.

- This isn't going well, is it?

- Oh, now you're a comedian.

Is that on your resume too?

I must've missed that.

Check.

- Give me a second.

[rushing winds]

- [Man] So you went to central?

- Yep.

You look like a central man.

I see that look of excellence.

[Tasha chuckles]

- I hate Central.

Why does it say you like Mothers

who still get the newspaper delivered to their house?

- I think Mothers who still get the newspaper

are the backbone of this country, mm-hm.

- Millennials.

- This isn't going well, huh?

- [Both] Oh, now you're a comedian.

Is that on your resume too?

- Yeah.

[Tasha sighs]

Give me a second.

You know what?

What the heck?

[rushing winds] [clock ticking]

- The only thing on here is sometimes you like bike riding

and sometimes you don't.

- It's both, mm-hm.

- I like bike riding.

Now I hate it.

- Me too, me too!

May I ask why?

- I loved it, [solemn music]

until I started working here?

This job has consumed my life.

My family and friends think this

is the best job in the world.

People that wouldn't even speak to me before

seem to be my best friend now that I work here.

My family,

they all the same.

Church members, neighbors.

But I, I hate it.

I don't even love who I am anymore,

because I don't know who I am.

- I'm really sorry to hear that,

but you're still young.

You can't be more than what?

45.

You still got a lot of years ahead of you.

[Tasha laughs]

- 45.

- [Tasha] Uh-huh.

- You think I'm 45?

I'm 18-years-old. [Tasha gasps]

Here.

Look at this.

This is me six months ago.

My first day on the job.

[slow perky music]

- [Tasha] What are you doing?

- I'm meditating.

I learned it from Gandhi.

- [Tasha] Whatever.

- So let me get this straight.

He was older, but really younger?

- Yeah, he was the grandson,

but he looked like the grand daddy.

[Tasha laughing]

- Okay, well right now we need to figure out

trying to find the old Tasha.

- Yeah.

But how are we gonna find the right day?

- Was it more than one day?

- Marcus did say I changed over the past year.

- Well, that's a start.

- Yeah, but are we gonna go back and check every day?

- No, that's too far.

We're gonna start from the past 11 to 12 months.

- Okay, so that's 60 days.

That's still a lot.

- What about we think about a time

where you could have been embarrassed,

find out where it is,

go back to that day and fix it.

- Okay.

- What about that time you fell in the mall?

- Nah, I fall at the mall all the time, I'm used to that.

- True.

What about that time that man was proposing to his wife,

and you walked smack right in the middle of the proposal?

Yes, that's the one.

You were at the store

and a man was proposing to his wife

and you being clumsy as ever,

walk right into the middle of the proposal

and thought he was proposing to you

and his wife starts to pick a fight with you!

- Yeah!

But nah.

I mean that's like the third time that happened to me,

so, I'm used to that too.

- I got it!

What about the wings and beer night!

- No!

[Felicia laughing]

- This isn't funny!

- Lord, I know, 'cause it's hilarious!

- Why did you let me do this to myself?

- What?

This isn't my fault!

You should now your own body!

- I know my body!

- Why in the world was you taking in them beer

and wings down like that in the first place!

- Because!

I didn't wanna be the odd ball!

- Odd ball?

Girl, you know what?

Ever since you been starting dating Marcus,

you been acting real fake.

Now look at you.

Booboo girl!

Your new nickname is going to be BG!

BG, BG! - Stop it!

- [Tasha] Stop it, it is not funny!

- Why in the world are you standing like that?

- 'Cause, if I relax it's gonna let loose.

- We should just catch an Uber!

- No!

If I sit down, it's gonna let loose.

- What?

- Stop!

It's not that funny!

Stop it!

But you're gonna make me laugh!

Stop it!

- Girl, what is wrong with you?

- Stop it!

- What's wrong with you?

[stomach growls]

What's wrong with you?

Ooh!

- [Tasha] No, don't leave me!

[slow perky music] [Felicia laughing]

- You poo-pooed yourself!

- What kind of friend are you?

- I'm sorry, but are you sure that wasn't the day?

'Cause if that was me, I would've hated myself!

[Felicia laughs]

- What is the biggest thing that happened to me this year?

What could it be?

[Tasha gasps]

- What?

You poo-pooed yourself again?

[Felicia laughing]

I figured out when I lost my self-love.

- What?

What is it?

- It was when I lost my virginity.

- What!

You lost your virginity within this past year!

- [Tasha] Yes.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- Because, when I tell people

they always look at me differently.

Like I'm old fashioned or out of touch or something.

- I'm not trying to be funny,

but was it intentional to be a virgin that long?

- Wow, thanks for the boost to my self-esteem.

[Tasha sighs]

I don't think it's something to be taken lightly.

You know, unlike some people,

I didn't wanna give it up to somebody

just 'cause it was the prom.

- Yeah, you're right,

'cause I don't even remember when I lost my virginity.

- Exactly, that's the kind of woman I don't wanna be.

God gave me something special,

and I took it for granted.

And you know, I didn't even wanna do it.

- Well, at least we can fix it.

[door knocking]

[Tasha sighs]

- Hi!

- How do you know where I live?

- Isn't it amazing what you can find online?

- You are creeping me out!

- Wait, I got this apple if you want it.

- Now hold up Frank.

I was on your side in the beginning,

but you have crossed the line!

You going about people's house unannounced like that.

- I'm sorry, but I just wanted her to know I love her.

- I understand that Frank,

but pull back just a little.

Once she says it's cool to pop up, then it's okay.

- But I don't wanna miss my chance.

- If you miss it, you miss it.

It's okay, Frank.

I'm sure there's somebody out there

that likes you just as much as you like them.

You know what, Frank,

instead of being worried about a woman,

you need to take some time to find out who Frank is.

- But it seems like when you're single,

you're supposed to be out having fun and partying,

and I like to be at home, and that's what it

seems you do when you're married and-

- No!

Stop!

Stop watching TV, and most importantly,

stop believing what you see on TV and social media!

It isn't true what they say about marriage

and being single, you know?

Take some time to find yourself.

Now, I gotta go.

I gotta go

re-virgin a woman.

Now, are you ready to find the old Tasha?

- Yes!

[rushing winds]

[slow paced music]

Wow.

Okay Tasha, this is an opportunity of a lifetime.

You can change the past.

Are you ready Tasha?

[water pouring]

What are you doing?

- I think the night that this happened,

I had to take a tinkle.

[stomach growls]

Beer.

- And wings?

Ooh!

- [Marcus] You okay?

- Yeah.

- I'm not making you feel uncomfortable, am I?

- No, I'm glad you're here.

It's just, [chuckles] my house is clean.

- Tasha, I wanna ask you something.

- What?

[wall thuds]

- [Marcus] What is it?

- I didn't hear anything.

- I did.

[wall thuds]

Tell me you didn't hear that.

- That was just the neighbors.

- The neighbors?

Nah, that sound like somebody trying

to break through the bathroom.

[door creaks]

- How did I get in here?

How did this get in my hand?

Maybe I, time traveled? [slow perky music]

- Excuse me, Marcus.

What are you doing?

You're supposed to be quiet.

- I fell off the tub.

- Let's try this again.

[rushing winds]

- [Marcus] Hey girl.

Everything okay?

- [Tasha] Yeah.

- I'm not making you feel uncomfortable, am I?

- No, I'm glad you're here.

- Tasha,

I wanna ask you something.

Hold one sec, I have to run to the restroom real quick.

- Okay, I'll wait.

- Oh, don't go in the bathroom!

Hold up!

[slow perky music]

- [Felicia] What?

I couldn't hold it!

[rushing winds]

- Can you give me one sec?

I have to run to the restroom right quick.

- Okay, I'll wait.

But use the other bathroom,

I'm having a problem with the sink in that one.

[Tasha sighs]

[door knocking]

Felicia, Felicia!

- Tasha, I love you.

And I wanna spend the rest of my life with you.

See-

[pans clang]

- [Felicia] Ouch!

- Excuse me, Marcus.

[rushing winds]

[slow paced music]

[upbeat music]

[rushing winds]

[rushing winds]

[rushing winds]

Okay, I'll wait.

But use the other bathroom,

I'm having a problem with the sink in that one.

- Yo, I got on one knee, like I was about to propose.

She got all emotional.

[Marcus laughs]

I got her messed up in the head bro, I'm telling you.

Hey look, she think I'm in the bathroom right now.

Yeah, I'm about to go back downstairs

and play with her head a little more,

then I'm gonna tear it up.

Yeah, about a year.

I'm gonna mess with her for about another year.

That's it, tops!

[Marcus laughs]

Yeah man, all right, holler at you.

[door knocking]

- Felicia, Felicia!

[door knocking]

- Hm?

- We gotta go!

- What's wrong?

- I wasn't the reason he left,

he never planned to stay!

- Oh, my Tasha washa.

- [Tasha] Watch my peanut butter, watch my peanut butter.

I can't believe he played me.

- [Felicia] He didn't play you, you played yourself.

- I wasn't the one lying to get in the cookie jar.

- Yeah, but you open up the cookie jar

when you wasn't supposed to.

Those cookies was still fresh.

And everybody knows that fresh cookies are top dollar.

Fresh cookies are moist,

they don't even crunch when you bite into them,

they just melt right in your mouth.

- Are we still talking about cookies,

or we talking about cookies?

- Stay focused!

And stop doing things to make other people happy.

Be who God wants you to be for once.

- Okay, Miss Preacher.

- Yeah, if you wanna call it that.

Anyways, you ready for this job interview?

- [Tasha] Do I have a choice?

- You do.

Frank, boy, I'm gonna get you!

- You know what Tasha, if you don't love me,

I'm gonna go back in time

and I'm gonna make you love me!

- [Felicia And Tasha] No!

- Look, don't worry about him.

Do good at your interview, I got him.

Frank!

- Alright, so you went to ANT.

- [Tasha] Yup.

- Good.

- And you like-

- Riding, yes, that's right.

- [Interviewer] Good, I love bike riding.

- Great, great.

We can just skip the resume.

You know, once you've seen one,

you've seen them all, right?

So do I have the job?

- Is everything okay?

- No.

[Tasha crying]

My husband, my husband,

he left me with three kids

and ran off with another woman!

I stayed home with the kids

and he just ran off when he got finished using me!

That's why I need this job so bad!

And so fast!

[woman crying]

Excuse me,

are you okay?

- Me too!

Me too! - I think I better-

- [Woman] No, no, don't!

Don't leave me!

My husband already left me too!

I was doing everything!

I was even running his business behind the scenes

and he got all the credit!

I took care of our seven kids,

and eight of them aren't even mine!

And the judge left me with nothing!

And I must be an awful person.

- I gotta go.

- No, don't leave me!

Don't leave me!

I'll give you the job if you stay!

I'll give you the job if you stay!

- Oh my- - Look at me!

Let me see your eyes! - Oh my god!

- [Woman] Let me see your eyes!

I'll give you the job if you stay!

[tense music]

- He's gotta be out here somewhere.

Frank!

[upbeat music]

[slow paced music]

[upbeat music]

[slow paced music]

[upbeat music]

[rushing winds]

- Are you sure this is gonna work?

- What other choice do we have?

- Jesus.

- I told you, I've been straddling the fence.

The navigation said it should be right about here.

- Hello madams!

Hello madams!

- You paid $125 for a lady in a tent?

- What kind of bootleg set up,

is that a gazebo?

[tribal music]

- Are those Uno cards?

- Shh, be quiet.

- It's not the cards, it's the spirit.

- Ooh, it's the toothpaste!

- [Fortune Teller] You need help finding Frank?

- How you know his name is Frank?

- I can smell him.

- How are you gonna smell him in another time

and you can't smell that gingivitis

you got going on in your mouth piece?

- Listen, he has something of ours.

We need to find him today!

- [Fortune Teller] What is it?

A time machine?

- She might be legit.

[woman laughing]

- I'm just joking, time travel isn't real.

- Look, can you just help us find Frank, today?

- Okay, okay, let me read the cards.

- Hold up.

You can't stack a draw two on a draw four card.

- She's right.

I Googled it.

- How's she gonna play a skip and a reverse card

when you playing by yourself?

It's always coming back to you!

[phone vibrating]

Ovaries?

Sorry, you got the wrong number.

- Look, you got one more crazy thing to do

and we are cash apping a refund.

- Shh.

Oh, I see him.

I think I see him.

- Get out of my face.

[phone ringing]

[speaking foreign language]

- What is she doing?

- [Fortune Teller] Shrimp fried rice?

Shrimp fried rice?

- No. [speaking foreign language]

- [Fortune Teller] Fortune cookie?

- [Tasha] You give foreigners a bad name!

- Soy sauce?

- [Felicia] Hey Jarrod.

- What's going on, sis.

What's going on with you, everything good?

Who dis?

- It's Tasha, you've known me since the third grade.

[Jarrod screeches]

- Anyway, what's good?

- [Felicia] Look, I need you to help us find Frank.

- Frank?

What you looking for Frank for?

He do something to you?

He put his hands on you?

God, eye looking all black.

No, no, no, he took something from you, didn't he?

- [Felicia] Yeah.

- Oh my God, he took your edges!

Oh Jesus!

Sis, why you let him take your edges?

Your Mama gave you them edges!

- [Felicia] He took my mirror, the one grandma gave me.

- The mirror?

The one Grandma gave you?

- [Felicia] Yes.

- You let him get the mirror?

You know what?

I knew I brought the wrong gun out here today.

My Grandma man!

[Jarrod screaming]

Give me this, this is for Grandma!

What's this, Fiji?

- He might look a little different

because he's been time traveling.

- Third grade, let me hit it.

Where it's at?

- [Tasha] What, what you mean?

- Naw, let me hit it.

- [Felicia] Hit what?

- Whatever y'all smoking got y'all thinking,

buddy is out here time traveling.

Snap boating.

I knew it, her lips look too black when she came up in here.

You know what that stuff do to people!

- [Felicia] Jarrod, just ignore that!

Can you help us find him?

- Yeah, I can help you.

How you want him?

- [Felicia] What you mean?

- Brazilian neck tie ear to ear?

Chop them up in little pieces, put his body in the trunk,

head in the glove box?

Or I can just take his X-Box and pee in his Corn Flakes.

It's whatever you want.

- [Felicia] Okay.

Jarrod, this is just a dream.

- [Tasha] We were never here.

- This did not happen!

- You won't remember this.

[birds chirping]

Are you for real?

A homeless man is your next option?

- What?

Bob knows everything!

Hi Bob.

- Greetings Felicia.

- Look. - Why he look just like...

- [Felicia] We need your help finding a friend named Frank.

- Frank!

You looking for Frank?

Oh man, he out there time traveling again, ain't he?

See, I told him about that man.

See, that banana pudding got his mind all gone.

- So you know where he is?

- Yeah, I know where Frank at.

I just seen him up there, up there at the chicken shop.

- Look at you doubting homeless Bob.

Told you he knew what he was talking about.

- Whoa, I'm homeless?

When that happen?

- Stay focused, Bob, stay focused.

- Can you just show us where he is?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there my little chitlins tender.

Calm down.

Bobby Leroy Jenkins the first,

and that's Leroy is French, needs time.

This way!

You got a couple of dollars I can borrow til next week?

- [Tasha] Get out of my face!

- I know you mad about that little chicken thing.

I love chitlins.

[slow perky music]

[eerie music]

[slow perky music]

- Bob!

Stay focused!

- He doesn't tell us where Frank is, I am going to kill him!

[Tasha grunts]

- Shh, quiet, quiet!

He's right over there. [tense music]

Gotchu!

- Bob!

We asked for Frank,

not a banana peel!

- That was Frank!

Frank the time traveling potato!

Got a cousin named French Fry

work up at the McDonald's!

He done time travel into that banana.

- If you don't get it together,

I'm gonna let her kill you!

You know what?

Five, four,

three, two, one,

attack! [slow perky music]

[Tasha screaming]

Girl, I'm at Tasha house.

Trying to help her re-virgin herself.

- I am never gonna love myself again

if we don't get that mirror back.

- Who would've thought trying to re-virgin yourself

would be so stressful?

- What if he's doing something crazy with it?

He's gonna ruin it for us!

[door knocking]

- I gotta call you right back.

[upbeat music]

[people applauding]

- Who was that?

- I don't know who that was.

- You got it back!

It was Frank?

- I guess you can say that.

- Well, whoever it was, I don't care.

We gotta stop me from sleeping with Marcus.

Come on.

[phone ringing]

Wait, hold on, hold on.

It's my Mommy, I gotta take this call.

Yes Mommy?

- [Mom] Tasha!

- Yes Mommy.

- [Mom] Is this Tasha?

- You called my phone!

- [Mom] Just checking, I gotta ask you something.

- What?

- [Mom] Do you have an alternator?

Do you have an alternator

I can borrow?

- Why would I have an alternator you can borrow?

- [Mom] Well, I wouldn't be surprised,

you don't use toilet tissue.

You don't what Tasha?

It's a glory shame, a glory shame.

- Mommy!

She keeps hanging up on me!

And what she need an alternator for?

Let's try this again.

[phone ringing]

I think she's calling me again, hold on.

What Mom?

- [Mom] Is this Tasha?

- Who else would it be?

- [Mom] Just checking, 'cause I need to ask you for a favor.

- What?

- [Mom] Do you have any hot sauce?

- No, I don't have any hot sauce.

I'm in the middle of something!

- [Mom] Don't be lying to me, girl.

- I'm not lying.

- [Mom] Yes you are.

I see the hot sauce on your table.

- What!

What are you doing here?

- Girl, I've been on my way here

since the first time I called.

Gotta stay ahead of the game.

Mm, look at you, just like your Daddy.

- You do look like your Daddy.

If we're gonna find yesterday's Tasha,

we have to get rid of today's Mom.

She can't see us time travel.

- Well maybe she'll just leave.

- When has that ever happened?

- That's true.

We gotta think of something.

- Mm, woman you are still fine!

One thing I know for sure,

black sure don't crack.

And that's a fact baby.

- Yeah, let's go do that.

- Okay, come on, come on.

Mommy, no!

- Please, whatever you do,

do not look in the mirror and smile!

- Huh?

That's what mirrors are made for!

Capture my beauty-

- [Felicia] That's not your average mirror!

- And I'm not your average woman.

- Mommy, please put it down!

- I look like a baby from 1968.

- [Felicia] No! [rushing winds]

- [Tasha] Mommy!

- [Felicia] It's okay, we'll get her back.

- [Tasha] Well you better get her back

before the first of the month.

- [Felicia] Why?

- 'Cause who's gonna pay my rent?

I don't wanna be homeless with Bob!

[utensil clanking]

You think she's ever coming back?

- Yes, she's coming back.

- How you know that?

- Your mom is way too nosy to be stuck in the past.

She'd be too concerned about what's happening in the future.

- That's true.

But it does feel kind of good that she's gone though.

[both chuckle]

- Look, you're my friend and that's your Mama,

so I wasn't gonna say nothing about it,

but since you said it.

- I know she's a handful.

So let's just enjoy the time we have without her.

- Sounds good to me.

- Yeah.

[both laughing]

[rushing winds]

Just as soon as I get some freedom!

- Lord, get me home, I need some help.

- You made it back.

- Not for long.

I need to get home to get my gun.

- For what?

- I gotta go save Dr. King.

- Martin Luther King Jr?

- No, Don King the fourth.

Yes, Martin Luther King. Jr.

They're about to kill him and I need to get to him.

I need to find my 45.

- Where's the mirror?

- It's right here.

[fast tense music]

Get off of me before I slit your throat!

[glass shatters]

How your skinny tail crack that mirror?

I was gonna go save Dr. King.

- No!

- [Mom] See, I told you that girl was crazy.

[slow paced music]

- Felicia, I'm sorry.

Please call me back.

You know I didn't mean to break your mirror.

It was an accident.

[upbeat music]

- [Girl] Tasha! Tasha!

- Who is in my house?

- [Girl] It's me, Tasha.

- Who is that?

- [Girl] God, who else?

- Why do you sound like a girl?

- [Girl] I could sound like a five year old

Morgan Freeman if I want to.

I'm Morgan Freeman.

- That's not a very good Morgan Freeman.

- [Girl] That's the real one, the heavenly version.

- Okay, God.

- [Girl] Tasha, your job is not well done.

You tried to please people before me.

It got you in a typhoon.

Then you tried to fix it like you're me.

The mirror was to learn from the past, not change it.

- So what do I do?

- [Girl] Figure it out.

- But, you just said to stop trying to be you

by doing it by myself.

- [Girl] You're right.

- Huh?

- [Girl] Huh, is the wrong answer.

- What?

- [Girl] Wrong again!

- Can I ask a question?

- [Girl] Oh, what Tasha?

- Can I win the lotto?

- Oh Lord.

I mean, oh me, bye Tasha.

- No, not the big power ball,

just like 100,000, that's it.

[phone clangs]

[dial tone rings]

Don't fix it, but fix it!

So he doesn't want me to do it like I'm him,

he just wants me to do it.

So that just leaves me to be,

me!

Just be the best version of me!

[upbeat music]

So what does the best version of Tasha look like?

[slow paced music]

- [Man] May I help you?

- [Tasha] Hi.

- I know you.

You're the lady I didn't give the job to.

- [Tasha] Yeah.

- We're not hiring anymore.

- I know.

I have something I wanna tell you.

- Oh my goodness gracious!

You gonna shoot me for not giving you the job!

Oh my God, oh my God, keep me near the cross.

Though I walk through the shaft, values with shadow.

Know what?

Do it.

This job has ruined my life anyway.

Shoot me.

- I am not gonna shoot you!

- Go ahead, shoot!

- Oh my gosh!

What is wrong with you?

- Whew.

Whew.

That was close.

[clears throat]

Whew!

- Man.

- [Man] I'm okay.

- You gotta live, man.

Is this who God called you to be?

Some Benjamin Button looking, miserable feeling,

trying to make everybody happy kind of man?

- Why would he do that?

- He didn't.

God called you to be great.

And in order to be great,

you have to surround yourself with people

who support your greatness. [slow paced music]

Not people who like you because of what you do.

But with people who like you for who you are.

I'm not saying go cold turkey

and leave your job and your family.

I'm saying,

find your happy place.

People who want to see you happy are out there.

- You're right.

I deserve to be happy.

I'm great!

I have a calling on my life.

I'm destined for greatness!

- Oh. [slow perky music]

Ugh.

Please, shave your chest!

- [Man] Sorry.

- [Tasha] Hi Mr. Rawley.

- Hey, what, did you get lost on your way to another job?

- No.

I actually came to see how you were doing and to apologize.

- Well, you can see how I'm doing.

Apologize, for what?

- For not being accountable for my own actions.

The first time I was late, I should've,

I should've made a plan to not be late again.

Instead I just, I kept making the same mistakes,

expecting different results,

and that's not showing respect or gratitude

to you for giving me a job, and I'm sorry.

- You know, you've changed.

There's a glow about you.

Like you've been talking to God or something.

- Mr. Rawley.

[Tasha laughs]

- So, where you working now?

- [Tasha] Nowhere.

- Do you wanna work?

- [Tasha] Yeah.

- Good, okay.

So here, you take that

and these are probably about a week late.

I got two bags in the back.

Once you get those done, you'll be all set.

Everything all caught up, yeah.

- [Tasha] I can't right now!

- Oh.

- [Tasha] I can't do it right now.

- You're gonna get fired before I get you hired.

- No, tomorrow, I can do it tomorrow.

Hey.

- [Both] I'm sorry.

- Well, I'm sorry for breaking your mirror.

- [Felicia] I think I'm done time traveling.

- Why?

- Because I just wanna be free!

And be who God wants me to be for once.

I don't know, I'm done minding other peoples business.

- I get it.

Sometimes you just gotta put the past

in the past and move forward.

I get it.

So you wanna go for a walk?

- Yeah.

- [Tasha] Sounds good.

- Sounds good.

- [Tasha] All right.

[slow paced music]

So I didn't love myself because of what Marcus did to me,

it was because I just didn't choose to love myself.

Sometimes I looked for the outside

to tell me who I was.

Who we are, that's on the inside of us.

Instead of drowning in our past,

we should focus on how to be the best version of us.

For me, that was helping people.

That's what God called me to do, help people.

[techno music]

[upbeat techno music]

- [Woman] Great job.

[music too loud]

[woman laughing]

You don't mind if I step on the blanket?

Oh, okay.

Hi Tasha.

[women chuckling]

This is how you make a movie y'all, like this.

Perfect.

Be briefed together.

[women laughing]

[upbeat techno music]

- Best!

[upbeat music]

[light music] [rain pouring]