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(Let me take OVER playing)

(Horns honking)

Buy 12 market, four dump at 90, dump the rest on Friday.

Now don't burn me, Albert. I'm on line here.

10 is a tie. I say 12.

The right. Nothing is impossible, Albert.

Impossible only takes a few phone calls.

-We're still standing here, Elliot. Yes, Mr Ireland.

I don't like to stand still.

That, and let me tell you what I need, flawless clarity, F-color or better.

Fifteen, 20 carats.

Just what you want if you buy it for you.

Well, I'm fairly odors.

DOUG: Nice.

A little young. Can you tell me do they have?

Nice.

-Morning, Mr Ireland. -Morning, Charlie.

-MAN: Hello, Mr Ireland. -Hey.

-Good morning, Mr Ireland. Good morning, Nora.

-Good morning. -Morning.

Nice to see you, Mr Ireland.

And I don't need that giraffe for about half an hour.

-Take it out for a walk. Very good, Sir.

(Snaps FINGERS)

-Gloria, they're for you. I hope you liked them. -(Gasps)

Ya.

They're pretty.

-Thank you very much. You like them, Babe?

You're a doll. Big big Iovable puppet was.

GENE: Yes? Ble.

-Mr Salvatore has a wonderful taste. -GENE: huh?

Oh, Oh. Thank you, Ah, Dougie. Here you are.

Listen, it rained all weekend, so make sure you give them a good workout.

(Mumbling) I'll take care of it myself, Sir. I have a way with animals.

Doogie, you the guy to talk to about things?

Them things, Mr Salvatore?

-Well, you know. Them things on the pillow. -Uh, huh?

GLORIA: pixie, and get some more stuff!

Well everything is fine!

As you know, them things on the pillow.

Initials.

Them things at night!

On the pillow!

-Mint! Pillow mints! -Yes! Yes!

-They are things. We like them. -Yes, of course. Why didn't I think?

Stupid. Yes actually. How much do you want?

-How many? . -GLORIA: a lot!

There are many, should be.

-You're beautiful baby. -Enjoy your stay in Bradbury.

-You're a doll. -You're a doll.

No, you're a doll.

-Easy, easy. Yo, bark. Comes up. -(Barking)

-Make sure they make! -Right. Manufactures.

(DOUG grunts)

So, you guys are planning on seeing any offers while you're in town?

-(Whining)-(barking)

Right, brother. Well.

This is the Steak Diane. You guys don't eat this, I will.

You eat it all up, you can get some of them things when you're done.

-Come on, man. I'm ready, I'm ready. -Human race! There!

Jump off! Scored a goal! Yes Yes!

Hoo!

Carmen, Carmen. Ambulate fangs. -Why?

-Take the dogs for a walk. Oh, of course, Mr Ireland.

(Sighs)

Ten dollars, Mr Ireland?

Funny, I, uh, thinks this is Bradbury, but it must be fat Harry's motor lodge.

Carmen, one day, you're going to be a janitor.

In the meantime, go get the biggest plastic bag you can find.

-And don't make fun of her hair. -(Moaning)

These things are not candy, Douglas.

I'm not going to eat them all, Ma'am.

Can I get change? I'm in kind of a hurry.

Now let us see.

58 cents from $100.

It's $99.42.

A whiz kid. Let us just to be sure.

-You could just...-Uh, $99.42.

Does that seem right to you?

As you know, anywhere in this ballpark is going to be fine.

I'm not fussy.

$19.42.

$99.42.

(Laughs)

Do you know why I said $19.42?

(Laughing) you're trying to cheat me out of 80 dollars.

(Laughs) I IWAS married in 1942.

You know, I read that in the Iibrary.

-(Laughs)-(REGISTER RINGS)

I was a war bride.

-Those were horrible, frightening days. -War.

No, stay with Mr Vigusian.

-(COINS cluttering)-(whoops)

-Just a minute. -(Groans)

Yes, if he hadn't fallen, Staten Island ferry

Now it will be 50 years old and I married Irving.

I said, "Irving, moving away from the rail!"

Dougie?

Airport? Take 59 Street Bridge.

Look, Ahmed, I rather doubt.

It's just that last dancer you sent me.

Wasn't quite slender as you hope.

No, the word "belly" could be applied to any part of her anatomy.

It's not possible.

DOUG: Ahmed. Ahmed, you screech.

(Mumbling)

I have an open mind, Ahmed. It's just a dancer must have legs.

Doug! Doug!

(Whispering) do something!

Well, Ahmed, I'II tell you what. The whole point here.

You don't start treating me right, I take my work for Gemal.

Yes, I'm aware of thar, Ahmed. I don't care.

Assalam-alaikum.

Milton.

It was Milton, Ringos in their rooms for hours.

We want it done right.

I keep telling you, two trips if you have.

These people have no time to wait for you to build the pyramids.

Milton Glickman never made two trips in his life, and never will.

The Duchess of Windsor, 1948, 41 pieces, one trip.

John Barrymore, 1941,

38 pieces including Mr Barrymore.

Together: as drunk Sir one trip.

The World Health Organization, 1975.

Just get the bags to the room before check-out.

167. One trip.

I talked to the Union. I was wrong.

Am I allowed to shoot this stupid old rant.

Did you really? I didn't.

Did you talk to Miss Tantorelli in the Brooklyn Office for that.

I want him out.

Look, Mr Himmelman, can't shoot Milton. I've been here forever.

A hotel is more than just facilities and amenities. It.

Are you trying to tell me how to run a hotel?

No Sir. No, NEIN. I would never do that.

I'm just saying that Bradbury for a family.

It's a place where you have an eccentric old bellhop or a hotel manager that charges

Thousands of dollars in long distance phone calls to the hotel.

Doesn't mean that we want to call family members or in jail.

Because that would be upsetting to the family.

You understand what I'm saying?

Yes, you may be right, Doug.

Is happening.

Hey, Vincent, what happens in the dirty little world today?

Divorce court.

Woman:. To the most wonderful city in the world.

And your idea for honeymoon II

Sitting in a dark room, drinking Diet Pepsi.

Eating a tuna sandwich.

MAN: I'm about ready to go, honey.

Where? Return to the room to watch wheel of Fortune?

I came here to fall in love again.

Sickest will want to do is fall asleep.

The sandwich was very good. Thanks.

He's doomed, Dougie. Marrying Rube is doomed.

YeP-

Them Hicks is facing difficulties,

When planting things that shirt to put on the scarecrow,

Pressure builds up.

Well, there's nothing we can do about it.

"We?" Doogie, I'm just a bartender. I was a doorman.

Oh, he seemed like a nice guy.

Yes, well, this guy does cute you half a buck tip.

You can save his marriage.

VINCENT: Dougie! You kept me and the missus out of court divorce!

DOUG: Yes, Yes, Yes.

MAN: tuna fish $16?

Woman: Harry, I'll stop talking about tuna?

-MAN: not when it costs more than my shoes. -There you are, Sir.

-I got the tickets for you. -Tickets؟

Tickets that are called for.

Now I can only get the fourth row Orchestra. I'm sorry.

Miss Saigon is very difficult to get the last second.

Also I refrained late dinner at the Rainbow room.

My friend Gigi, ' Professor, expects you.

And according to the instructions, welimo hotel pick you up at the theater.

Why, dynamic, really had me going.

Oh my gosh. I can't go to the Rainbow room with my hair like this.

Kenneth asked. Does Ivana.

Thank you.

Well, you came through like a pro.

How do you know?

I'm a janitor. I know everything.

Yourjob did very well.

She didn't call me "Sparky" for a long time.

Look, I don't know exactly how to do this, but.

Ah, look, don't confuse yourself with all these small communities.

You wait until I'm the best friend you ever had.

Then you give me a great tip too,

It feels like passing a kidney stone.

OW. That bad, huh?

If I'm worth it.

-(Phone ringing)-Excuse me, vital.

(Continued)

Reception and guidance services.

Dougie, it's Jeanette Vigusian.

Yes, Mrs Vigusian?

Of the newsstand?

Yes, I know, Mrs Vigusian.

Do you have a minute?

Ah, no, I don't.

You do not have a minute?

Yes, Mrs Vigusian. I have a minute.

I think so. Each person has for a minute.

Ah, Lady Vigusian.

What about settling down, Dougie?

Marriage and children.

Well, will l. Thank you, Mrs Vigusian.

There by Vim.

There is a snaps of fern.

With it, a fern.

Oh, good idea, Mrs Vigusian. I will marry her.

-Good. -Thanks.

(Exhales)

Some sweet? Not?

Check this out.

This new Julian Russell girl.

Hottest designer, hottest model.

Not many guys have fantasies come true, Doug,

But today I get mine.

Great. Look, you know how dangerous this is, isn't it?

I could get fired.

I really owe you.

I'm really going to collect.

Talk to your boss now?

Of course of course. He says he wants to meet with you.

You see him? He was interested?

Hey, the guy gets a proposed 50 per week.

He's not gonna send a blank check just because some delegate thinks he has an idea.

I'm not a bellhop, okay. I'm a janitor.

Relaxation. Four years ago, he found Russell Julian Hanover.

Shlibing suits in garment district for 75 bucks.

Now Julian Russell is the fourth small business

In Hanover turned to gold since 1985.

Hey, good boy. Done your homework.

Yes, well, I.

Now you can be a good boy.

I need that back room by 02:00.

There is no problem.

(DOUG ahem)

(Elevator BELL DINGS)

Hey, Doug, look, uh, Iforgot something.

I was supposed to pick up some package in Barney to Mr Hanover.

-As a gift for his wife. -Christ.

Come on, Doug. This could be my last day as a bellhop.

Reception and guidance services.

(Sniff)

I can't say anything. Everything is confused with other scents.

Maybe on your wrist.

Maybe not. Lend me an ear.

The what?

(Smell)

And very DC.

Do you want a second opinion?

You can?

Certainly. Miss?

(Inhaling deeply)

-(Laughs)-(snoring)

You're absolutely right.

Have a little plus glue pinecone back there.

Oh, I mean, I'm not.

No No. The top of my head, I would say

That you, uh.

Ah, Miss, and a bottle of joy de Jean patou, please.

My girlfriend wears this. Now it's about age.

Well, actually, it's not your age. She'Il be 38 in June June you probably, what, 34?

Anyway, joy is what she wears, and I got to tell you.

-Musk-heady (inhales deeply)

... Experience the hot,

Sweet innocence tempered

This boy rooting and foraging morning, noon and night.

(Inhales, sighs heavily)

You have to be careful.

She'II help you with that.

(Laughter) you are some piece of work.

Hey, I got it from your face, didn't I?

"Rooting and foraging"?

Tell people what they want to hear, you can sell ' anything.

What is beautiful thought.

Now here is a nice idea, you, me, Friday night.

-Miss Saigon, fourth row, aisle. -Doug, don't start.

Cowboy Junkies at the Ritz.

-I don't want through this again. Trucks-Monster in the garden.

Sesame Street on ice.

I've got a boyfriend.

As you know, you've used that excuse a few times.

Well, it's handy, it's true.

I hope this guy treated you OK.

VVhy؟

Is it?

Open and close.

Lately?

We spent the weekend in St Barts.

You don't look very tanned. You can get rained out?

"No, Doug, and we just didn't get out of the room."

All right, I'll tell you what, I'm going to go back

When I'm older, richer and married.

In this way, you won't be able to resist me.

I never said that he was married.

Listen, I've got to go.

He's married.

(Elevator BELL DINGS)

Gary, I was supposed to be there an hour before.

Next 5:00 got time newlyweds.

Doug, I did that.

Good riddance.

No, I made the call. And the big guy to be here tomorrow.

Yes really!

I am sure everything was satisfactory, Miss?

Thanked.

(Clear TH ROAT)

Hey, Freddie, why not take the old girl's House and give her a break, huh?

Old girl? This is, uh.

The Roma generation. He ran in the Belmont.

Won the Belmont.

What were you smoking in that year, Freddie?

Let me see. 66 ', Ahh.

That's great.

(Sighs)

Goodbye. Thank you for coming.

DOUG: I've fallen and I can't get up.

1204, fresh peaches peeled and Manchester Guardian every morning.

820 and Mr Mohamed needs an interpreter.

-(Phone ringing). To go with him to Jackie Mason.

-Reception and counselling services. Jesus Christ! -BIRD: Jesus Christ, son of God.

No, just Doug. UH huh.

Huh, Oh, I'll tell you what. Let me ask you through our restaurant expert. Thanked.

-Okay, need six at 8:30. -(BIRD chatter)

Sell it on II monastero. II call monastero. Request for mort.

Tell mort I owe him one.

Milton, you're supposed to be in 302 get their Iuggage.

These people have a plane.

I have an ashtray.

Bradbury was very specific about the sand.

Milton, was Mr Bradbury dead since 1968,

These people have a 02:30 trip.

There you go, Mr B. and have a nice day.

You know, they burned him, and when I did this the ashes

Cried PTC ° DLE.

I'm sure that's not all they did. Milton, 302.

(Piano)

(Singing) or on a busy street

You are here

So aml

Perhaps millions of people pass

But they all disappear.

From the point

And for her eyes only

For you

Hmm. Hmm.

That was great.

Did you really? What do you think?

(Mumbling) Oh, well, I think that that really

Sucked.

-(Laughs)-GARY: that's not true.

You have a nice touch, Sir. You really have.

Shut up, Gary. (Laughs)

Christian Hanover.

Douglas Ireland, Sir. I really appreciate you meet me, Mr Hanover.

Oh, a Christian, please. As you know, it's great to be back at Bradbury.

I suggested to my wife in this video too.

I think she just said yes to get me to stop playing that song.

(Laughs)

This is so funny.

Gary, don't you have to go and see Julian at the Agency?

Gary: this is, uh, next week.

Well, leave now.

Yes Sir. Uh, Doug, take good care of my boss.

So, uh, Christian, you could get coffee, something to drink?

My room. Gary didn't mention it.

Ah, Yes, definitely. Please follow me.

I'll tell you what I was thinking.

"Why would a guy who makes a lot of money I need to overlay his room?"

No Sir. I mean, uh, that's none of my business.

I'm making it work.

Two reasons. Appreciate, Doug.

I didn't get my place by letting everyone know me at every step.

Two, I want you to be in the position of doing me a favor,

I've done one for you by coming here today.

It's a small thing, but it's important for men.

We stand on an equal footing in go.

Shoot, Doug. Loud explosion.

What price can you put on a dream?

(Laughs) I hope it gets better than this.

It's fine?

Ah, what price can you put on a dream?

Hotel

Is more than just a place where you eat and sleep,

It's the place where dreams come true.

I'll just skip ahead to the next section.

Well, here it is without the hair.

Hotel as any that ever existed, it's already built, here.

I know what the marble in the bathrooms.

Now, two years ago, got a tip on an incredible property on Roosevelt Island.

Amid the East River, the best views of Manhattan.

I got the option for two years 40, 000.

Now that every party I've made in the past five years.

I got one month to get this thing rolling or it belongs to the city, I'm screwed.

Oh, how to get from here to Roosevelt Island?

$3 million to start.

Now before you say no, Sir;

I sketched some characters begin and it's guaranteed. Just read this.

Nothing is guaranteed.

-(Cast a PAPER ON THE TABLE)-Zoning approval?

Depends on a small public park in the southeast corner.

The budget reflects the current building code requirements.

Ramps for the disabled toilets. .

The city fell on G-111 minimum?

On hold.

What is the minimum G-111, Doug?

Well, this is the minimum G-1. Ah..

It's made up, Doug.

-This is a G-111 "unconditionally nonsense," Sir. -Exactly.

-(Knocking at the door) Oh, that's probably the maid daily. I'll get it.

In fact, expecting someone.

She's not my wife, partner. Enough said?

More than enough.

We'll be an hour or so.

I'll publish when I go.

Thank you, Sir. Let me again.

Open the door.

Doug.HL

CHRISTIAN: honey, meet Doug.

Hala habibti.

CHRISTIAN: you look sexy.

Send up a litre of mineral water.

You got it, partner.

Doug, uh, can I get some advice?

They don't want what they can't have.

(Mumbling) I mean, I just want to buy some clothes.

Yes, sorry, Mr ygman. Um, exactly. What are you thinking?

I do not know. I thought a sports jacket,

Some colored shirts, and Mrs ygman I believe.

(Sighs) women. Who knows what they want?

Oh, I know what they want.

-Money. That's what they want. -(Scrabble)

Here, try this.

Zena in fifth. Rick asked.

Tell him I sent you.

Great. Thanked.

Doug? Are you okay?

Top of the world.

(Elevator BELL DINGS)

-Thank you, Doug. -Uh ...

Not a problem, Mr Hanover.

Christian. Please.

You'll see it.

Welimo Hotel take her wherever she needs to go.

Very good.

(Mumbling) will.

I'II, Ah. I'II look it over today.

Thank you.

Thank you.

She's a beautiful girl, isn't she?

What girl?

Very good, Doug. A long time ago, my friend.

(Knocking at the door)

DOUG: Miss Hart, I have a car waiting for you.

I need the room. My supervisor wants to know why I'm behind.

You want me to tell her?

Mary, Mary, Mary, what do you need? Basketball hates.

No man Mancha You see, a woman fainted.

Mets-Dodgers box seats.

Oh, get a life.

I just tell my supervisor.

Mets-Dodgers box seats. What do you know?

And had them all the time. Truly magnificent.

You'll enjoy it. It's the night's blackmailer.

Oh Jesus. He's fine. Leave for 10 minutes.

I am looking for my Iipstick.

Yes, well, buy a new one.

At the ball, Cinderella. I need the room.

This is not what it seems.

It never is.

What's that supposed to mean?

Just forget about it, okay? Getting things together, come on.

No, I won't forget it. What do you mean?

What? It's not what it seems?

Let me guess why. He loves you. You love.

His wife doesn't understand.

Marriage is over except for some papers.

Gifts, trips, crisp Chardonnay with lunch,

They're not what compels you.

Oh, no. It's a little boy inside him that no one sees. How do I do?

Boy, did you mean.

But am I wrong?

Yes actually. We do not drink wine with lunch.

Well there you go.

-(Ringing ALARM)-who the hell are you to judge me?

You're welcome?

-I know what you're thinking. -(Closes the ALARM)

I don't think bye thing.

Christian marriage was dead for a long time.

So, Sir, I enjoyed your stay at Bradbury?

Alright alright.

He was going through a difficult divorce, I just try to stay

Out of the way so the whole mess is over.

Have you tried the breakfast buffet? We are very proud of it.

Oh, excellent.

I didn't even know he was married when we met, I was a jerk.

I mean, I don't run around with married men so just get off my case.

-Country sausage is a real treat. -(Laughs awkwardly)

You know the definition of "concierge"? It's French for "fool".

Eddie, what are you doing?

L thought l heard glitch/e call.

Well, l, or.

Woman: now you just sit there and practice your melodies.

-(Knocking)-Someday you may want to enter

Your father's business

Equal/or start your own.

(Audience laughs ON TV)

Hey, Leon. How are you? Come on in.

Douglas.

Wemonstrz, huh? Uh, which one is this?

Ah, this is the one where he gets drunk Lily in Hermann.

' Why he's messing with the ski instructors.

LEON: Classic.

Sickest right, thanks, I'll see you later.

Hey, you want to stay and beer?

' Why would Grandpa Eddie to fly.

-Well, Hey girl waiting to get out on the bike. Oh, you should go.

Thank you, Leon.

MAN: (Hangnail ON TW. Paderewski and chord E minor from the device

At Westminster, doorknobs off Grand Canyon suite

And three. Three, mind you, sequin vest libras picture.

(Audience laughs ON TV)

(Smell)

(Sounding Horn)

(Audience laughs ON TV)

L just got to stop reading the racing form while l ' m mix these magical Bell/s.

(Laughs)

DOUG: the curse.

DOUG: All right, everyone, let's deal before you close these programs, huh?

Two Tommy tunes looking for six Mets, that'II 28.

Four Mets looking for two cats. Fourtimes 12.

In addition to Saigon. You owe me $18. Thank you very much.

Keep your own hours. It's a real factor.

What can I say, some guys see the big picture, and some guys don't.

Well, Saigon wants why Mais, Looking for games today Yankee,

Looking for the ice Capades. Come to Papa.

Your hotel building remains, Douglas? Boardwalk or Park place?

Corridor. I need a Pavarotti. Anyone got Pavarotti?

-Yes, I got Pavarotti. -Great.

Huh, so all you need is $3 million.

A few hundred years "tips.

-Gotcha. -Man: got it?

I got the guy who got it.

What about my night?

We get the games at night. Well, Charlotte,

Dougie needs six Grand Hotels for Saturday.

Charlotte needs cats and phantom.

Six times 50 is three, minus 60 twice.

Minus 40, plus Mystery Charlotte Park is a happy coach.

Well, Robin needs night games.

Robin got games night. How the hell did this Donahue Get here?

The right brother, everybody happy?

Well, the pleasure doing business with you. Thank you very much.

(Translated from French)

-Thank you. -Merci.

Ed drinkootr, the internal revenue service.

Oh, my members are not allowed to accept

Grants and contributions, and premiums or prefer, article 35, section B.

I can only make a note of your failed attempt at bribery.

Why not make a note that it was a joke?

It was a joke.

Now, I've dropped by Mr Ireland, because we review selected cases

Dense professions bonus.

It seems that some people do not report their full income.

Did you really? In this country?

I know you people.

I know about the $50 handshakes.

You're going to report this.

Without a doubt. You interest me, Mr Ireland.

Do my eyes, ed?

You can laugh all you want, Mr Ireland. Laugh away.

I can assure you, your Government not Iaughing.

We're not a bunch of smiling monkeys here for your amusement.

I'm not Iaughing and I do not go away.

Now, how can a man with your salary take a choice $40, 000 on real estate?

This is very easy to explain.

Well, there will be time for explanations.

Now, here is the review notice your field.

I'll be back at 15 in 16:00 do you have your documents ready.

I count the hours till we meet again.

Got Leona. I'll beat you.

Yes, no cheese.

I'm telling you, they're cheese bigotry, all right? Goodbye.

You got a party registered here under the name of a real dickhead

Ah, Jane Salvatore?

Registered here? -Been here?

Ah.. Dickhead، dickhead.

A ...

And, Ah, there's someone I say is calling?

Yes, we got a surprise for him. You can tell him Joey pickles says hello.

-(Laughs), tell him so.

No, I can't tell him that. It'll ruin the surprise.

Yes, you can't tell him that.

What are you, some kind of bastard rats blabby?

-Jean Salvatore.19-50 ". -(Potions)

Disgusting!

-(Phone ringing)-(shower RUNNING)

(GENE and Gloria sing mystery)

-Come on, Jen. Genes! -(Ring line)

GENE and Gloria: (singing) Through All Move For you Make

Another chance to take

(Line continues ringing)

(Snoring)

-(DOMINIQUE playing on RADIO)-(the elevator BELL DINGING)

GENE and Gloria: (singing) Secret agent man

I've given you a number and taken away your.

-Kiss Kiss. -(Elevator BELL DINGING)

(RADIO continues to run)

Joey pickles, I'II kill you!

(Play Merry Christmas on violin)

Hey, baby, to know this? I'II kill you!

(Laughs)

Yes sir.

-On behalf of Bradbury. 45 -Happy، Scumbini.

-(Laughs) Christmas-Happy, Jane. Happy birthday.

I would just like to say Iodgings that this night is free.

Ah.

Thank you, baby.

I owe you.

-Hey Hun. -Hey.

-Good night. -Good night.

Good luck to you Allah.

(Woman laughing)

(Inaudible)

Doug! Doug!

I enjoy the positive temperaments this morning.

Why her? That new whip come in?

I spent some time with a very nice man from the tax office.

Drink water?

Well, I don't think there's any problem.

Fringes. There is no problem.

He drinkootr us that the hotel is not the subject of the investigation,

Only you, Doug.

So I told him I will cheerfully.

Wow, I'm glad you found a new friend.

MMM, Yes, Doug. What time we had.

But he seemed particularly interested in discount

You have called on a property on the island of Rosenfeld.

Roosevelt.

The head of State, a war hero.

MMM, perfectly. And he talked about Iiens and attachments and disciplines.

As you know, my attention wandered.

As you know, Mr Himmelman, Ithink this is the first time I've ever seen you smile.

Yes, Doug. I enjoy the positive humor today.

(Squeaking WHEELS)

MR. Himmelman: Milton!

Good morning.

-You're on the right track. -I am?

I'm having some very good people go over it. So far, no red flags.

Is a lawyer?

-Uh, no. Not yet. -Hmm.

I'm one of mine you Iend.

I got my trainer in two minutes. Listen, you do me a favor?

-Definitely. Sing-Andy in a small Club.

In Cogan, I think it's called. I'm supposed to go, and I can't at all.

Be sport. Go along, clap Ioudly and see her for me, will you?

You got it. What do you want me to tell her?

Ah, just to make sure I sound desperate.

Hopeless?

(Singing) all at once to hear classics

My pulse quickens

Oh, you need a guy who knows him (shouts)

From Dickens to him

For the guy who likes can use his head.

For more than finding his shoes under the bed.

Hey, Fido try using your nose

You'll find where these goes toes

For the guy who likes can use his head.

In case you've forgotten already.

What l just said

L can a man loves

(Gasps)

Uses his head.

Oh, Yes

Yes!

(Scattered applause)

That was great.

-Can someone sitting here? -Yes, actually.

As you know, I think that's where you're wrong.

Why am I wrong?

Christian said to tell you he was very sorry but was arrested.

-Oh. -Yeah, too scared.

And sent you scurrying to tell me?

Well, I didn't jog. I don't jog.

I take the subway like any other animal.

Christian has formed me this friendship where we do each other favors.

For example, at the moment, he's 7-Eleven to get my Slurpee.

The other day,

You kind of took me by surprise, as you know.

-I'm sorry. -Where is it?

I told you. I really wanted the Slurpee.

Not really.

He was very sorry he couldn't make it, and it was completely hopeless.

And had to.

Did not go to the country?

-Yes. He went straight from the Office. -(Sighs)

His wife in the country.

No No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, he went to the country. His wife went to a different country.

-Went to France. -France?

Ble. It's finally over between them, and she was really depressed,

She felt she needed to go somewhere where you can, Ah, speak French.

-Why? -Yeah, you know how rich people.

You or I, we get depressed, we sit alone in our rooms,

They get depressed, get Concord and go to Europe.

Leaving it?

Ble. He just wants to get out of there.

And pack up everything that might remind you of her

So that when I went there, it wasn't

Reminded her. (Laughs)

He alone there.

Yes, and miserable.

I mean, that's the word for it, absolutely desperate.

But there was somethin "he had to do, and he's being a real brick on the subject.

Oh, this is so beautiful.

Ble. Nice guy.

They don't like me.

They did. They did. In fact, the guys at the table next to me,

She was very specific about what they liked about you.

You want to hear?

(Clicks TONGUE) UH. Thanked.

(Bells ringing)

I think this is hard work, isn't it?

Last year, a test lalgahs in outside off Broadway

That, uh, closed as the audience was walking in.

-Ouch. -(Laughs)

Well, why not just Christian marriages, and he'll buy you?

I want to do it on my own.

(Laughs)

Sometimes I see myself at 40 still squirting perfume, waiting for the phone to ring.

Hurried last-minute reservations for some out of town, big cat.

Anyway-.

Well, where do you live?

AN DY: Ah, East Village.

I'm on the upper west side. I'll get the next one.

Are you confident? I can go down for you.

No, it's a way to get out of the way.

You were great, by the way.

(Laughs) thank you.

Leal.

(Buzz)

Yes, Yes, Mr drinkootr. Of course I have all my receipts for ' 89 and ' 90.

Can you excuse me for a moment, please? Thanked. Milton Milton!

Is there any way you can go back and get another this time again?

Complete this field at 8:00 am, 15:00 and now 03:00

I'm due on ashtrays at 03:05. Now please!

Right, brother. Hi. Wait for. What? No, no, Mr drinkootr!

No, I am not prepared to give a statement about my net worth at this time!

(Phone ringing)

(Snaps FINGERS)

-Wait. Whoa, whoa, Whoa. -(Ringing continues)

What do you mean, you're in touch with the Office and Christian Hanover?

Bar. Yes, hold on.

What's the deal?

(Buzz space)

It is possible that a man had come to the hotel,

But trust me, I don't know Christian Hanover.

It was for you. It's a guy you don't know.

Right, brother. Mr drinkootr, I'm going to have to put you on hold!

(Beeping)

Christian, good evening.

Not at this end, sport. Called Andy here.

As we speak, and it's on a bus en route from here to the impression

I was alone here pining away.

This scenario looks like she got from you.

The problem is, Doug, not alone. Completely contraiy.

My wife and I for our annual Memorial Day picnic, thank you very much.

What the hell am l supposed to do?

Ah, a Christian, don't worry about it, I'll handle it.

What is your address?

913 dune road, Southampton.

Which means it will take you several days to get here.

All right, Christianity, listen, I'm going to have to put you on hold.

(BEEP5)

Look, you go. Go!

(BEEP5)

Well, 913 dune road. Don't worry, Sir. I'II be there.

(BEEP5)

-Mr drinkootr. -Mr. Hanover.

Ah.. Christian, I can. I can do it.

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can get.

(Vacuum stops)

Trust me, Sir.

-How do you know Chuck? I don't know Chuck.

I know Eddie shaktr. Eddie knows Jerry Levine.

Jerry knows Georges Spitzer.

Georges knows Chuck.

Small world.

Ble.

PILOT: look at these houses, huh? Unbelievable.

10 and 20 million dollars. Do you think these people happy?

Bet your they are happy. They're freaked delirious.

They'll be smiling six months after they were dead.

DOUG: Yes.

-Good luck to you, Doug. -Yes.

Nice meeting you, Chuck!

Idiot.

(Play REGGAE INNA summer)

(Crowd chatter)

All right, I'm takin' you home.

And who the hell are you?

Serge, Tatiana, and this is my wife Eleanor.

-Woman: Hello. Oops.

-Sorry to bother you, Darling.-Mmm-Hmm.

... But a strange man justjumped from a helicopter

And he attacked Priscilla Bailey.

CHRISTIAN: all right, my dear.

He's a friend of mine.

Ah, thanks.

-Any sign of Andy yet? -Not yet.

Listen, sport, and I can't have dirty Iaundry washed in front of these people.

No No. Iaundry very clean. Very clean.

(Upbeat music)

(Babble)

MAN 1: how are you? MAN 2: fine.

Eleanor, this man that attacked me in the pool in the basement.

He said: "you're coming home with me now."

-(Grunts) Whoa! -(Cluttering)

Ah, Hello.

Oops. Comin through.

Oops. Whoa!

But, Doug.

-Doug-V-Doug.

I just want to say goodbye. We had a wonderful time.

So long, old bean.

What are you doing here?

I'll save you from the embarrassing mistake.

Save me? You're the one that told me he was a Christian.

I said it was Eleanor in France.

Yes, I misunderstood, and it was French class.

They learn the language before you go there.

But she agreed to a divorce, you're gonna ruin everything.

-She has? -Of course.

How is this party?

What? To keep up appearances.

It's a party before the divorce.

They're too big in the Hamptons, you know the rich.

Anyway, this is a bad one ' why it's there, it's there.

Yes I think so.

-Hey. -To go. Come on.

Is this her?

-Yes. -It's very beautiful.

Yes, it is, it's Ieavin "for you.

Let us go.

-Well, this is really embarrassing. -No!

-But that's not her fault. -No.

She should not have to know that I'm having an affair with her husband.

-No. -What did you say?

We have to go.

And talk to me?

Oh my god.

Very sorry.

What an awesome way to find out.

Please give me.

I can't.

That's it...

Oops. Thanked.

Randall!

Yes, my Angel on Earth?

I think it's time to go.

-Drinking water. DY-an: I am not thirsty.

I think we were leaving.

Ever wonder how many bathrooms a place like this?

-Her! I don't even know that woman.

But they seem to know you very well, Randall.

Five on the floor already.

-I want to talk to her! -DOUG: UM.

-And now. Now is not the time. Not telling me what time it is.

That woman just told my wife she's having an affair with me!

Look, it's the wrong woman, okay? It was an unintended mistake.

This kind of thing happens all the time.

-I thought your wife was Mrs Bailey. -(Banging)

-Good, Allah! Josh Bailey? -(ANDY screaming)

This is why we can't let her out of the room.

Because I want to save the walls of this type of hell that you and Mrs.

-Brinkerhoff. -Brinkerhoff؟

-Brinkerhoff. -... She is going through.

Josh is a good friend of mine, but so is my wife.

Can I count on you? I gotta get some wheels.

ANDY: it's not funny, Doug!

Let me out!

MAN: Priscilla, here, of course, insisted on peach Aston Martin.

Woman: well, I had my colors done, and I'm a peach.

It's in the bedroom, we need a car.

Priscilla: Josh, this is it. This is the one.

Thanked.

Does it work for you?

CHRISTIAN: he's on parole.

Holy moly.

-Josh Bailey! Oh for shame. -(Banging)

I think you better get him up here immediately.

And please don't say anything to Priscilla.

ANDY: Let me, Doug!

No.

Champagne?

Thanked.

Don't you hate parties Christian nonsense?

I hate the Christian nonsense.

Me too.

Ijust hide in here until everyone goes.

I mean, you have everything you need here.

Champagne and cigars and appetizers.

I love tapas. Don't you just love hors d'oeuvres?

(Sniff)

-ANDY: is this Christian bedroom? -Ew.

-Who are you? Russell-Julian.

Did you really?

Julian Russell. Fabulous.

This is, uh, Josh Bailey.

Josh is Vice President, Pete Morgan.

Randall Brinkerhoff got your girlfriend in the bedroom upstairs.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about your friend in the bedroom upstairs.

A great writer in cooking.

Randall Brinkerhoff has his friend Josh in a bedroom upstairs.

-Why? -I'm serious.

Best go there, don't you think?

-How the hell my Secretary get here? , It's not your Secretary.

Well, then who is? I'm not seeing anyone else.

-I don't know who she is. Well, it is, don't let her out.

Right my brother, Josh, who is this time?

Can someone, please, get us another bottle of champagne?

Gosh, Josh, it's the man!

-It's Julian Russell. -WOMAN 1: who is the woman?

Woman 2: maybe this new Julian Russell girl.

So you're screwing Julian Russell new girl?

Woman 2: you think you've got troubles?

My husband screwing Julian Russell.

So anyway, as you know, we are in the coffee capital of the world,

And she has this little coffee

She can't live without, until she plugs it into that.

You know they are living in France,

They have a different type of electric currents,

-And the thing just blows. -(DOI)

As you know, grinds a million coffee.

Let's go.

I want to go, then you want to stay.

-And now I want to go. -I want to stay.

Oh, and it's time to go. Come on.

Goodbye.

Thanks for dropping in.

(Upbeat music)

(ANDY screaming)

ANDY: put me down!

(Moaning)

MAN: Oh, gosh!

MAN 1: what happened? MAN 2: did you see that?

Woman: how long has this been going on?

MAN: what about the things that you have?

(Arguing to mystery)

Hey!

Doug, what are you doing?

I do not know.

(Still argue)

Just make sure that no one goes off with silver.

Beautiful car for a bellhop.

I'm Mr queries drinkootr.

I was disgusted, Mr Ireland.

See you soon.

-Who was that? -The IRS.

When you get something.

(Engine starts)

(Engine turnover)

ANDY: what did you do?

DOUG: you didn't do anything.

Not? I accidentally said to his wife were having an affair.

-This is not anything? You didn't tell her.

-I did. . The Mufti was not her.

I said it was.

I International Institute for environment. (Laughs)

I guess that would be the word for it.

-She doesn't know? -Nope.

Divorce amicably, and that was a lie too?

-Yes, well, sort of. And what do you mean, sort of?

Look, I was about to make a scene.

Right BRO? I had to calm you down, get out of there.

Insulting.

Yes, well, you'll get over it.

I mean you.

IIE was for him to clean up his messes.

Is there anything you can do?

-Yes, I won't. You don't what would?

Look, leave me out of it, all right?

I need this guy. Now I need this guy over the air.

Yes right.

ANDY: the Blues. I think I'm going to be sick.

(Cough)

What is your problem? Don't destroy your life.

SYM barfy. pathetic.

If you see or hear it or smell it, I.

(Cough)

(Both cough)

MAN: making fun of our hats, will you?

Don't tell us we don't have Iowest prices in town.

Andi?

My bag.

I have to use your bathroom.

Then you can have your wallet back.

(Sighs)

(Buzz moonroof)

(Exhales) I just have to.

(Still buzzes)

(CAR door)

(Door closes)

The keys are in my bag.

(Laughs)

DOUG: I can't believe they tried to take money from me.

What, you think I'm spraying or something?

(G ROANS)

(Toilet FLUSHING)

What are you doing?

Put the seat back down.

(The toilet SEAT down hash)

Where do you go?

Outside the city. I need to think about.

Why women are always out of town to think?

I mean, I noticed it. I see her at the hotel.

-Women good Iooking other cities.-(phone ringing)

... Sitting around having tea, thinking.

You urinate. Go now.

Ans MACHINE: Hi, this is Andy. Leave a message at the tone.

(BEEP5)

CHRISTIAN: (OVER PHONE) Andi?

Honey, are you there?

Ah, I'm just going to, Ah.

I'm just going to tell him we got okay.

-All right? -I've already left.

Hi, Christian. Doug.

We got in just fine.

What a car.

Boy, it was all I could do not to open that baby up.

-Put it on the second. -She's a little put out, actually.

-ANDY, "put out"? -Yeah, it's packaging.

They leave the city. They want to believe.

Jesus, what is it with women?

Ah, Yes, I was just saying that.

Tell that idiot and I don't want to see it again!

-Are To her? -Yes, that was it.

She call me fool?

Gee, I don't know. Something about "tell that bastard" something.

I told the idiot, idiot!

TWiT. Zany said.

You're right. My fault.

-Place the To her On, Doug. -L don't know if this is F Good idea.

I put it on, Doug!

Oh, Andy.

Ah, would that Christianity would love to talk to you.

Nothing in this Iifetime.

And he says he loves you, it's really important.

Scumbag Tweety.

Not the response we were looking for Christianity.

Well, Doug.

What do they need? What you want to hear?

Well, here's the drill.

Convince her that she's the love of your life.

Do large number on how Andy feels and needs Andy.

-Like this. Yes well.

This is your edge.

-Got me? -L got you.

He's crying.

Men cry, Andy. You should talk to him.

He understands how you feel.

He knows you don't want to see him again, but he loves you,

And just wants a chance to say goodbye.

50W-

I'm listening.

-(CHRISTIAN speak obscurely)-(DOUG ahem)

ANDY: mmm-Hmm.

Ah Ah.

Mmm-Hmm.

Mmm-Hmm.

(Laughs) Ah Ah.

Mmm.

(Opens door)

-(Door closes)-Mmm-Hmm.

Mrs Arbogast, Doug Ireland at the Concierge Desk.

You're all set for your 02:00 massage in your room.

Yes, his name is Vladimir.

You can put the massage on the hotel bill,

But ask to pay a direct party in cash.

Yes, she is blonde.

Mr Rahjeen, Doug ireland from the Concierge Desk.

I thought you'd want to know that the Lamb vindaloo returned from lessons to sing,

-And he's sounding better than ever. -(Tables singing BIRD)

I'II send him right.

(Continue to sing)

Mr ygman, good morning.

Hey, Doug, good morning.

Look, webiagih is a reliable clock, right?

Ah yes.

' Why you're leaving tomorrow, and I thought to buy Lady ygman gift

To remember the trip by.

Look, Mr ygman,

No one buys an hour $15, 000 in the lobby.

You want to take a walk with me? I'll give you the big block.

Carmen, covering for me. I'II come back in five.

Don't tease the birds.

(Squawks)

(HORN honking)

New York is the capital of wholesale jewelry in the world.

You'd have to be eccentric to pay retail here.

I don't mean underestimating you.

-Don't step on it. -Why? Hey!

Well, Mr Rockefeller, $7 _

Maybe you want to contact your bank.

I'll give you $5, cash.

How about I give you $5 to get the hell out of my store?

My right, all right, penny.

$7, I insisted.

Shalom, penny.

Oh, and die of cancer, you stinking, Iousy bastard!

Mr Ireland, my favorite customers.

-What can I get for you? -Piaget Tanagra.

Oh, nice choice.

For you, Mr Ireland, $9, 000.

It's nice.

Mr ygman, we want to get stolen, we can go on the street.

Doug, Doug, Doug, I'mjoking! I'm kidding!

- $ 8،500. - $ 8،300.

You may have a tumor in your head looks like a Derby.

DOUG: this is Yes.

Let me get this straight.

If. If I send the empty box to my home address,

-I don't have to pay any sales tax? -Why?

And this man said? Doesn't seem right.

Tell you what, let me go back and check, all right? Well.

-Do you have and grow. -(Laughs)

I love you, penny.

Inoperable!

MAN: choose red. Choose red, not black.

Zap. Twenty gets you 40.

Come on, big time. This is not for us.

No no no. The other fellow was there to win.

Well, it's a miracle.

-Thanks, Carmen. -Mr. Remnants of three for you.

BIRD: Hannover, not a hangover.

Christian.

I need you, Doug.

The exhibition on Thursday, Julian a favour.

I can't stay away.

Look, I'm supposed to be meeting Andy at lbendl p.m.

And cannot access them.

Be sport. Come get my car, go around and take care of her for me.

L ' m saved in the cave at 9:00.

Make sure it's there and happy.

Christian, this would not be possible.

-Oh. -(Joe Lian screaming)

DOUG: no, I'm pretty tied up at the moment,

And I don't think I'm going to be able to achieve it.

Julian: take me something!

A Christian?

Mr Hanover?

Yes, I see.

-Ah, let me see IFL understand this. -(JULIAN continues screaming)

She wasn't able to do me this favor.

-Okay.-l mean, and this is what you say.

Right?

You can't do what we asked.

No Sir.

UH huh. Stellar.

Goodbye.

Ah, Christian, Christian, Christian. UM..

Look, I wiped up schedulejust.

I'm happy to help, Sir.

How very lucky I am. You are a Prince.

-Oh, Doug. -Yes, really?

Why don't you send over a copy of your newsletter

To my manager,

So we can start putting some paper commitment.

Certainly, Sir. Right away, Sir.

And, uh. (Ahem) Christian, I'II handle everything.

Thanks. Milton.

Milton!

BIRD: Milton.

Well, this goes to that address.

This applies to this address.

And Milton, Federal Express, not the Pony Express.

Come on, Carmen. Comment.

Cover for me, will you?

(BOX drops)

BIRD: Carmen!

(Ringing guitar strings)

BIRD: uh oh.

(Ringing GUITAR)

(Ringing GUITAR)

(COINS cluttering)

BIRD: Oh my God.

(Ringing GUITAR)

Oy VEY.

-Oh my God. -(Ringing continues)

I could be of some help?

Allah, what do you want?

Well, the man was arrested by the theatrics of Mercury rising.

-Julian having hissy fit. -Exactly.

Christian said he'd meet you in the cave at 9:00.

Endless.

In the meantime, it would be my pleasure.

To help ladies with any of her shopping needs.

Doug.

No, Doug.

Now, Doug realizes that Lady looking for something

In the area of intimate apparel.

This is an area favorite Doug.

Look, thanks for finding me, but you don't have to babysit.

I'm not going anywhere.

Who said anything about Babysitting?

Christian asked me to keep them company,

I'm happy to do him a favor.

It's really not necessary.

Come on, I got the rest of the afternoon off. What do you want to do?

We're going to Italy. I was going to buy a camera.

I got a guy for you to meet.

You may pass things from your backside that even science cannot be determined.

(Both LAUGH) Mufti was new. I hadn't heard that.

(Piano)

This is a great place.

Yes, it's a dream for me to be married here.

Hey. Why don't you jump in?

Looks like it could use some vocal accompaniment.

-You know, I have this recurring dream. -Me too.

Do you involve Michelle Pfeiffer and a box of cool whip?

(Laughs) No.

What's your dream?

I sing in the huge Hall.

I mean, it's huge.

AN DY: (singing), say no to the glittering stars

Banner wave after

O'er the land for free.

And home of the brave

(Laughs) L do .

You can imagine what that can be like with 50, 000 people here?

Give me a few days, I set it up.

I bet you can, can't you?

Yes, I just said I could.

Genie.

-Just rub me and make a wish. -(Laughs)

All I want to see, whatever you want to buy, all you can eat.

You name it, I can get anything.

Anything but what you really want?

No, I will work on that too.

What is this?

What is Christian do you so important?

I'll show you.

DOUG: I'm not going anywhere.

I don't buy anything.

I don't do anything.

I save every dollar, and spend all day working on this hotel.

If that doesn't happen,

I think I wasted my youth.

I think I'm crazy?

No, not at all.

What is it called?

And Doug.

And Doug? (Laughs)

-I don't know about Doug. AII right, all right.

What about the River House?

The River House is good.

Where can I check?

Ah, right there. This lobby.

Here is the dining room, Elevator banks and this is tape.

Eight different types of wine glass, pistachios from a shell.

You really can see it, can't you?

I've been this way most of my life.

I grew up in the hotel.

My old man was a cook at a resort in the Catskills that for 27 years.

A place called on Hurley.

(Singing) every day is In Holiday in lherli

Ble.

Not for my old man.

$137.14 returned a week.

Dropped dead in the kitchen of a heart attack.

He was 59 years old.

It's nice.

You see that?

Yes actually.

I don't want this to be a bellhop 59 years old.

Reception and guidance services.

I'm not going to be anything if you make you late for Christianity.

Maybe we should make him wait for once.

Not tonight.

There's a lot at stake.

-(CAR ALARM chirps)-I love it.

DOUG: the curse, you are great.

Thank you.

(Sighs)

(Engine starts)

(Engine turnover)

So, Italy.

Christian took a house in Tuscany for a few weeks.

We're leaving after the show on Thursday.

Nice.

Have you ever been to Italy?

Eating food. Wear shoes. In fact it was not.

Christian has a lot of friends there.

Ah.

Two minutes to spare.

How about that?

I got it.

I had a wonderful time today,

Even if ' cause you have to.

Had a great time too.

(Laughs)

-Anyway. -Yes. UM..

Goodnight.

(Inaudible)

Hey.

Now what?

I do not know.

No new excuse of Christianity?

No, not that I know of.

So what are you doing here?

Ah, Jack Daniel's, rocks, please.

It's a free country.

I took the car back to the hotel, and it occurred to me

Christianity might be delayed.

Above and beyond the call of duty.

It should be along any minute anyway.

Of course he likes.

Did. Do you want to just sit back and get an appetizer or something?

Sue spaz on green 17 par four at lherli.

-How old? -XVI.

-Are they? -Himself.

Contributing factors?

A bottle of Mateus rose.

And the fact that she was going to boarding school the next day,

It is wonderful what turned into the equivalent of going to war.

(Laughs) the current status of the relationship.

Christmas card two years ago.

Hey you?

Phil Gibson on the couch den parents.

-Omar? -Seventeen.

-Phil? -Eighteen.

-Allah, until then! -One year! Shut up!

Contributing factors?

We've been watching Wuthering Heights.

-Current status? -Unknown.

It wanders in the wastelands, crying, "Andy! Andi! "

(Laughs)

How come you don't have a girlfriend?

Well, between working and trying to get my hotel setting,

I just don't have time.

You weren't too busy today.

-Well, it was a day.-investment.

I forgot.

I wasn't going to say that.

(MAN CLEARING TH ROAT)

DOUG: Mr ygman?

Stand up.

Not bad, right?

Looks okay.

Andy Hart, Mr ygman.

-Hi, Harry ygman. How are you? -Hey.

Does it look good?

-Seems okay. -DOUG: you look good.

How Mrs ygman reaction?

She said: Ah. She Iaughed.

DOUG: that's not good. How long have you been married?

Oh, this is our 20th anniversary.

Well, I didn't ever occur to you that she loves you actually just the way you are?

Hey, don't say you want to dance?

Ah yes.

Why not get two there and give Mrs ygman wake-up call, huh?

Ah.. Ah, Ah, Ah.

DOUG: come on, Harry.

Well. Thanked.

-I'm sorry. -You're doing a good job.

Ble.

Which one is your wife?

It is that very beautiful woman there.

ANDY: one incrediblyjealous?

Ble.

As you know, you got a great man there.

He put great effort for me.

That's what Doug. It's his job.

He makes a living than to be nice to people who might give him something in return.

That's funny. I didn't get that impression.

I think you know him better than I do.

No really.

Well, I may be naive.

-I'm naïve, definitely. -(Laughs)

But.. He went way out of his way to help me with my situation a little here.

Hey you... You're not doing it for the money.

That comes from the heart.

(Piano)

(Whispers of a mystery)

-In Your eyes, Fellas. -(Audience cheering)

This next song is dedicated to a very special couple here tonight.

For a very special occasion.

Mr and Mrs Harry ygman, happy anniversary!

(Piano)

MAN: (singing) see In For you

More sparkling than a glass of champagne is fine

See to

I'm higher than a kiss on the beloved trail

In the evening we start my lonely heart/Y

I think the Christian mind if we dance?

You want to dance with me or Christian?

Well, Christian is not here, so.

MAN: (singing) Own Aion

Look at you

You shine like the stars

Is it a big flap?

Harry?

I doubt it.

Look at ' EM.

Poetry in motion.

He gets her, Harry.

A ray of Moonlight

In the evening we start my lonely heart/Y

Taken by surprise.

When I saw for myself.

In your eyes

Look at us

We danced

And yet our feet don't touch the ground

Miss Hart?

There's a phone call for you.

-You can take it at the bar. DY-: thank you.

Guess who?

(BEEP5)

-Hello? -CHRISTIAN: beloved, it's me.

I'm even Sony.

Julian started himself in a storage room with the entire group.

Took me hours to pint out again.

Anyway, I'm here in half an hour.

I meet you at our stand at Bradbuly. Huh?

Correct.

Call Doug and get it set up.

Ah, here he said.

Ble?

Well, I saw they were going to be late, so he stayed to keep me company.

It's a wonderful babysitter.

Putting it on.

It's fine.

Christian.

Hey, Christian. How is a guy?

Yes, the man is busy.

Listen, take Andy back to Bradbuly put it in our usual suite.

I'll meet her there. You got it?

Yes I got it. I'll take care of it.

And, Doug.

I'm going to have some very good news about our. Our project a bit.

That's great.

I'll get the check.

I'm sorry about what happened there.

Nothing happened.

It's fine.

No, I mean, nothing happened.

You know.

I do not know.

What happened is that I got your deal.

Congratulations.

Thanked. And you, too.

I mean, you're a Christian, and it seems this is going to work.

UH huh.

A look.

My brother was saying I'm glad it.

It's called when called, crazy thing happened, and we didn't.

Nothing crazy was about to happen.

I don't know what you think, but nothing was close to happening.

It's fine.

It's fine.

DOUG: okay.

So I can open this champagne now or you want to wait for a Christian?

I'II wait, thanks.

-The music? No, I'II wait for Christian.

Would you like me to turn down the bed?

Why don't you?

And be all then, Miss?

This is? That's all you have to say?

What do you want me to say?

Ah forgot! You don't say anything unless he says Christian for you!

I like his houseboy, for Christ's sake!

Well, if I'm his houseboy, described yourjob?

ANDY: screw you.

(RS G LASS SHATTE)

-What's up, dog? 449V, how are you?

Everything okay? You, uh. Looking a little upset.

Ah, Yes, I'm fine. Wasjust from a long day.

-Where's Andy? -Resting.

My Iawyers assure me they can work from our problems with the IRS.

Come to the fair Julian on Thursday, I'll have a paper commitment.

We're in business, partner.

DOUG: thank you, Sir.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think we have some fences to mend.

(Scatter)

CHRISTIAN: Hello, my darling.

ANDY: Christianity, you can't keep doing this to me.

CHRISTIAN: Andy, he left Eleanor.

AN DY: really?

CHRISTIAN: I promised Ewald, son.

ANDY: I'm very happy.

(Sighs)

(Elevator BELL DINGS)

(ALARM ringing)

(Upbeat music)

(Audience cheering)

(Babble Riddler)

MAN: come on, come on, come on, I need an outfit now!

Come on! What are you waiting for?

Go, go, go! Go!

MAN: nice!

I'm sorry.

(Scream)

CHRISTIAN: Doug!

I'm sorry for the mess, but I wanted to do it in person.

I'm fond of the ceremony.

-My kind of party. -Yes.

It's like a candy store, right?

Right BRO, one second, one second.

Beautiful. Goodbye.

Commitment papers.

Signed and delivered to my Iawyer.

There are additional transfer option for most of my company.

I'm not the one looking at the IRS.

But if you prefer to spend the next 12 months to check rather than construction.

No, no, that's good.

-Thanks. -Good.

Congratulations.

Truly magnificent.

It's nice when everyone gets what they want.

It happens rarely.

Well, almost everyone, I think.

What do you mean?

-Well, your wife. -Huh؟

Eleanor. You leave your wife, right?

Allah does not. No, Doug, it's my third wife.

You don't leave your third wife.

What about Andy?

Eleanor and I have an arrangement.

She forgives me my Andys, I never agreed to divorce her.

Andys?

But the problem, Doug?

No, Ithink this is rating inflation and Christianity.

Exactly.

Julian: Christian, let's go.

And Doug?

Yes, done deal.

So awesome.

So, when are you going?

Right from here. I can't wait.

Yes, Italy would be nice.

It would be good for us. No more sneaking around.

Did you really?

I promise.

-Andy, Oh.-(kisses)

(Cheers rally)

(Applause)

(Babble Riddler)

Thank you, Mr drinkootr. I'II be in touch.

They just keep coming.

-Who was that? -(Engine starts)

He looked familiar.

That's just a guy who helps me out occasionally.

Nobody you know.

Hey, taxi! Yo!

Mr. HIMMELMAN: Doug! Doug!

Oh, Doug!

"Duck for you.

-Please please please please. -GENE: I'm coming.

-Oh, please, please, please. -Why?

Oh, Doug.

Look, kid, this is not a good time. Come back in two minutes.

I have two minutes, Mr Salvatore.

Now, I've always been very good for you.

-Well then? The dogs, and jewelry.

-You got that "t'ings." little -WOMAN: Jane, I'm cold!

-Look, Doug. They own you, isn't it?

So what is it? Your cousin, he wants to collect garbage?

-Beautiful. -No, no, no. I, um.

I need a very great interest.

A cab!

(Horns honking)

Hope you brought a good book.

-(Screaming)-(HORNS honking)

DOUG: come on, Freddie, help me out here.

I got Miss Saigon, I I got cats.

Why got Miss, got the grateful dead in Nassau kolisiom.

The dead? Why didn't you say so?

- Giddyap! -(HORSE neighing)

GiddyaP-

Chuckling!

Oh my god!

(Scream)

(Horns honking)

MAN: come on! Get that truck out of here!

What is with this movement?

-IRS. -Where?

The guy I was talking to. I just remembered where I saw him.

He is an IRS agent who was behind Doug.

Oh, Yes, drinkootr.

He works for you?

No, he works for the IRS.

But sometimes when you need someone nudged a bit.

What do you mean?

I need the option on such property fell more than my name.

Make drinkootr seems appropriate for Doug.

You can cheat him?

-And here come down a date with. -(Neighing)

As Roma generation at home.

Splendid stretch managed by skilled.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Hey, listen, you want to trade? -Trade؟

-Take the horse. You'll love the horse. -A horse?

And the opportunity came up, I did it. That's all.

It's not in anyone's interest to IET that property in vain

In the hands of the bellhop.

Come on! We're going to miss the flight!

It was his idea, it's his dream.

-Yo, SID, what gives? -I can't.

You got 30 seconds to get this truck out of here,

Or you got a date with me in tonight's precinct 22.

Let's go! Move it!

-Yo, let's go! Go! -(HORN honking)

Transition. Go! go! go!

Look, you're not telling me how to run my business.

And I will tell you how.

How to what, Christian?

Tell me how why?

To sing?

I've never even heard me sing.

I'm a very busy man. Now, please spare me the tantrums.

Just grow up, will you?

Yes, Iwill, starting now!

Andi. Andi.

Andi! Andy, come back.

All right, I'm sorry! Please!

Andi!

Andi!

Andi!

Doug!

-He doesn't leave his wife! Not mark.

-It's a trick! -But I must know!

That impostor. He wants to steal your property.

-DOUG: he doesn't deserve you! I thought I should warn you.

(Both speak loud mystery)

Mr. Ygman: Hey, Doug. Hey, we got a little confused here.

L didn't get a watch box.

Yes, you remember a guy jewehy to you email box myself.

Then for that. Anyway, I get the box.

But I got plans.

And boy, they are just stunning.

-DOUG: who is This? -Harold ygman.

Harry ygman. Don't you remember?

Harry! Wow, this is a surprise.

Yes, look, uh, I make a withdrawal?

I don't usually deal in Ioans this small,

But, boy, such a hotel on Roosevelt Island?

It's too good to pass up.

How to get those plans?

Welcome to Bradbury.

No matter, Harry.

Discovered her.