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Do you believe that my cream enlargement

Has it started to work yet?

I do not care with the size of your dick.

How many times do I need to say that if it were huge,

I probably would not reach orgasm.

So you're okay? only with the language.

I think the cream has some kind of side effect.

My dick It looks like clay.

What you mean with "looking like clay"?

Exactly so What I meant to say.

My cock is exactly like clay.

Then mold it in something useful.

It's all right. It might take a while.

Take off the panties while I do this.

We're not going to waste time.

Rachel, when I put more cream on it,

My cock ripped off my finger.

I'll be right back.

Rachel, You threw it on my dick.

He shot me.

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Thank you for bringing lunch.

I am so hungry that, figuratively,

"I'd eat a horse now." - You're welcome, Vena.

Are you choking? I know some exercises.

No, I'm not choking,

I'm spitting This sandwich is horrible.

Figuratively, Would you rather eat a horse?

Yes, and literally too.

I'm confused.

You asked me specifically

for a sandwich of butter and peanuts.

I did not say butter and peanuts,

I said peanut butter.

That does not make sense. Peanuts are only plants,

you can not make them butter, they do not produce milk.

Speaking of milk ...

Go sucking on your breasts of another woman?

Why are you accusing me? to betray you?

You were seen entering in a motel with another woman.

What should I think?

Are you following me?

Cause is not a sign of love.

Is a flag.

A red flag ...

Should I worry?

No need to worry,

- I'm not a communist. - I did not say you were.

You're accusing me of balancing a red flag.

Saw? Metaphors are dangerous.

The plural of metaphor metaphors?

Someone climbing metaphors. - Metaphorically speaking.

Metaphor is a bad way.

a verbal game plan.

Adults should not fear communication.

So tell the truth, Who's the girl?

There is more than one.

- You pig! - I'm not a pig.

We agree do not use metaphor.

We will not use similarity too.

Unless similarity of your face.

So cute! I want a piece of that cuteness!

I think she he was not that charming.

Impossible to be angry with you.

Just be crazy about me Everything i ask

Before your imagination

light you The wrong conclusion

The girls at the hotel are hired to help.

Dear, You do not have to pay by sex.

This is what you have for me.

Please, I look like the kind of guy. do you need to pay for sex?

I'm not an old movie director

What are you doing?

paying models to be in your movies

and who writes the parties themselves,

just to get them and get along.

I also do not awkward dialogues,

more acceptable to the public

having a woman almost naked on the screen

while my character let loose your poetry.

Right. So what did you pay them for?

What I told you about my roommate?

You said he was killed. in that same hotel,

Two weeks ago, by his girlfriend.

She shot his cock, then dismembered the member.

- He did not survive. "When my colleague was killed,

Rachel told me what really happened.

His penis became a form independent of life.

I was dependent because he was bound to him.

Not for long.

I do not know if it was big, probably not.

But she...

He cut the bug and threw it in the toilet bowl.

And perhaps, he survived.

I've heard of the little head thinking of the place of the great,

but this story Ridiculous

My colleague stole my cream. of penile enlargement.

It was a secret formula that I have been developing,

which had another purpose.

I hid it in a container

with the name of "Penile enlargement cream"

because I thought the shame it would be so big

that no one would ever reach near the container.

But I was wrong, very wrong.

In a way, he had what You deserved it because you stole something from me.

What should the cream do?

It is not the important part of history.

Rachel is dead.

She was shot.

So you're trying to figure it out Who killed her?

Are you looking for forensic evidence and such?

Because if you have

some residue of powder in me

or something strange like that, Because I'm a shooter.

And I...

I wore the same bra in the field of fire.

I do not find that you would shoot at Rachel

even if I had caught her, but no, I'm not trying ...

gather forensic evidence

because I have no intention to go to court.

Instead, I need to find the creature,

if it still exists.

But victims do not come back crime scene,

criminals return.

The stick was the victim.

My roommate shaped the penis

in the form of a shark.

And he went to pee by pnis ...

Or shark ...

And when he put his hands ...

on that...

Sharkfish or piroca-shark ...

The penis tore out his finger.

Give to Rachel

killed the beast.

I do not know if I call it "him" or "animal" because to man,

but to an animal, only humans it is "he" or "she".

- some are him / her, but ... - "He".

- She... "Bichele."

Understand what I am trying to say, no?

The stick committed guilty homicide.

Just to clarify,

You did not use this cream, used?

Like, a condom.

would protect me from ...

genetic material

The only time I used the cream

on a living creature

It was when I tried it. on mine...

spider.

What happened? Why did you speak slowly?

The spider has disappeared.

It does not matter, they do not live much.

Anyway, I need to find the most suitable species,

but this can wait.

How dare you play with lives?

What did you say?

Need to stop fucking with science.

She can come back and get you behind.

Or maybe, She will get you behind.

It does not make sense,

it's not me that's fucking with science.

But because you will be fucking with me.

At least that's the plan.

I do not want to start something which will need to be stopped,

then let me do something first.

What would you have to do?

right now, at this time?

I do not know very romantic

be anticlimactic before you reach ...

the clmax, But I need to pee.

Do not look.

Make yourself comfortable.

Sorry, but I'm not getting excited.

I told you, sexual excitement

no need to push the right button and have worked.

I'm usually excited when they clench my breasts.

Me too.

- Are not you getting excited? - I do not think so.

It's not working.

Let me try another thing.

Sorry, I know you are interested in this creature,

I have to make sure

May love emanate from my love channel,

but I'm not getting wet.

If it is not wet now, I'll be when I go to the bathtub.

No, I meant

that my vagina is not lubricated.

Please, stay away.

of all expressions of sorts,

get away from metaphors, and colloquialism.

This is an experiment scientific

Science.

Your girlfriend knows the details. of these experiments?

No.

But you're getting excited, no

What I told you about using colloquialism?

I'm just saying that you should do what you understand

and that's okay with that. But we are rational creatures.

I'm telling you that if you count for her the methods you use

to attract the creature, it does not will like, admitting or not.

I'll explain to her. that the creature

to get stimulated needs a strong smell

of a female orifice.

She asks a lot of questions. about my work, believe me.

So you never said nothing for her.

All this conversation

probably not leaving you in the mood.

I've never been in the mood.

The more you talk,

the less climate you have,

So let's go to the bathtub.

When you are l , try opening your legs.

So that your vapors can spread in water.

Yeah, like that.

If the creature is in the pipes, How will you get at me?

If my predictions are right,

the creature is in a state highly malleable,

she can pass

by the smallest holes from the drain

in your anxiety by his flesh.

So will you eat me?

Even if he eats, You should not have an orgasm.

What? What are you talking about?

I thought I was using genre.

It has a mouth,

but will probably be fucked, he must like to penetrate.

Okay, you have another idea. what do you want to try

before i enter in the bathtub?

If what I'm doing with my hands

is not getting you excited,

maybe, just maybe,

- Perhaps? - perhaps,

you get excited by my personality.

Because I am very funny.

So you will tell me a joke

to try to excite me? How should this work?

The food is one way to the heart of a man.

Or stomach?

No, the way to the stomach.

I think What are you counting?

- totally wrong. "But the humor,

The way to the woman's vagina.

- Woman vagina. - That's part of the way.

No, no, no. In fact,

well, maybe, who knows?

Anyway, I'm happy. what did woman say

because for a minute I found which was going to tell the man's vagina.

Man does not have a vagina.

This is what I'm saying.

You do not have to say "vagina of the woman", only vagina.

You talk a lot of aesthetics. verbal and redundancy.

Now I'm excited.

You're not smart, but intelligent.

This is not going nowhere

Speaking of going,

I'm feeling Similarly

that a Pharaoh of Egypt, we have a lot in common.

"Ready to give me the cream?" - There's nothing left.

Give me the notes.

There are no notes, Collun.

My name is Collun, Colin.

Colin Ebsary, understood, Pau?

Call me Richard, We're not friends anymore.

Why Your Friends? They call you Pau?

It's a stupid nickname.

"You mean, Pau Man?" - Serious?

How do you handle it?

"Hi, my name is William,

but you can call me of Test culo. "

Stop trying to find out how I developed the formula.

Even if you have all the notes, will not be able to do.

Why? supernatural? Some kind of magic or something?

You think so cool for being the scientist,

is not doing anything to help mankind,

you are selfish.

I'd rather swim here than in that river.

"Did you hear?" - No, what happened?

A shark attacked verbally a girl.

How a shark can verbally attack her?

The only thing that speaks human.

Thank God I said, and not ra a.

Because species a hippie term.

I know, I'm not one of those That's what to say for the average.

Maybe you're right ...

maybe this thing will not to verbally attacked.

Maybe it was sexually.

But how could he be? in sweet water?

Maybe it was a shark. heads-up, they can.

For me, was a shark-lie.

You're right. She must have been flat.

Since she did not take a photo in this age of cell phones?

Must be one of those people. who only use the cell phone to ...

You know, make calls.

You should not know use the camera.

- Al? To the - Al? That.

To the Anyone?

Sa de.

That's disgusting!

Said I did not like it of peanut butter,

so I did with peanut butter.

We should not be eating on the towel?

"After all, this is a picnic." - Where's the half-calais?

How did you know What do you mean?

If we're going to have sex here,

Of course I would strap and halter.

But do not worry, I go into the weather without it.

Right. So you're going to take a piss

and when I return, We entered the mood again.

Do not want anything anticlimactic spoiling your clmax.

Do you have any theory? about the shark-cock?

No, but I have a good idea.

The creature has a beautiful survival strategy.

She split up in several smaller creatures,

all were dead, except one.

The survivor fled through the bathroom and,

if the river girl was telling the truth,

the creature ran away for a larger sanitary system

and probably has changed.

So it evolved.

No, this is not evolution, metamorphosis.

Do not fall for scientific ideas movies or television.

Well, I want to get involved. romantically with you.

Ol ?

Is the work done?

Colin Ebsary?

Who the hell are you? Did you think it was?

Do not use that tone with me.

I had to kill Dick.

He did not drink enough. of the poison.

Did you poison him?

You should drug it.

As you know,

a drug can become toxic in high doses.

I do not think I should explain it to you.

Or you are not more interested in science?

Okay, I'm happy. that you did not shoot him.

We could be connected the death of Rachel.

I should think about it.

Anyway, Do you have the spice?

Yes, and it's even bigger. than I thought it would be.

Holy shit, beauty!

Okay, let's meet at the meeting point.

Actually, no.

The mission may be committed.

You have the ability to track my cell phone?

Digg this! of children.

I'm sorry, I should not underestimate their abilities.

I'll leave my phone on

and you can use your GPS to trace me.

But wait 4 hours.

Stop it, baby.

Maybe I should stick in my vagina

And you can use a GpipiS.

You've been going a lot. with Dick,

you're catching his sense of humor.

I'll leave them beautiful and steep,

that way, if he has how to defend yourself

they will distract you.

It's a distraction, Everything is distracting.

I thought the breasts would be with the fainter farais,

Kind of steep.

But I have a problem. by stimulating girls.

You want me to break up with him? - We're not on a date.

And the girls are already dead, right?

First I thought she just was

paralyzed by poison of the spider,

but she was dead.

No wonder we spiders have 8 legs, but only 1 vagina?

The spider was male.

The spider raped her.

What's up? There is rape Lssico, Einstein.

You're antisemitic.

- How am I antisemitic? "You called me Einstein.

as an insult

- and Einstein was Jewish. - You're an idiot.

You do not know about murder

nor I about science.

That's why we form good staff.

I was going to say what we do a good couple because

we do not have enough members to form a team,

but in our heads

We are many people.

You're taking this off your ass.

Although it seemed that My girls have lips,

My ass can not do it. what my mouth can.

So i can not take off the cu.

And I also can not administer knowledge with cu.

I heard we only use 10% of the brain.

That's not true.

We always use 100% from our brain

even when we are sleeping

This is what happens when the average

try to simplify scientific concepts

for the type of person than the newspaper.

They are sad people who has a diploma

and no instruction.

In the early 1900's

when psychology was in your childhood

William James said something vague thing

about mental potentials which was discarded later.

But a journalist intentionally paraphrased,

even the idiot statement

that we only use 10% from our brain

and the average continues to perpetuate this.

No ironic that in this era of information

people are less and less instructed?

It should be called was of misinformation.

Americans want to quick solutions.

Quick questions, quick solutions.

Are you fat? No problems.

Let others be old fashioned and lose weight

the stupid way,

you know, making sure that the ingestion is less than the expenditure.

In other words,

exercise more or eat less.

Now Americans want to lose weight

with tablets or milkshakes

or hide with ridiculous skirts.

They want quick things. without making any effort.

Reality is not like that.

You want to be instructed, this takes time.

There is no shortcut

when reading newspapers or watch TV.

We can finish with this conversation?

I'am dreaming?

Are you, Jo?

How many years have passed?

I never expected to find an ex girlfriend

in a place like this.

I have the right just like anyone

to enjoy nature.

But, we are in a forest.

Of course.

Instead of passing toxic sunscreens,

I leave the sheets of trees to act

such as diffusion filters.

In addition,

I do not have to worry in being spied on.

I mean, You already saw me naked.

And it may have been For many years,

but I always give welcome to your gays.

I do not have any gay.

You can be serious. once?

Can i tell you something What can scare you?

Damn!

I almost peed.

Better call the Mako.

MAKO SHIP REPAIR

I'm not a mermaid.

I am the king of the seas!

Speaking of king of the seas,

boats are of the seas, but they do not look good

nor do they function as humans.

Then let the king of the seas take care of your non-human boat.

I do not understand because I have to stay naked.

Important that you are the way I was

during the attack. I'm a scientist.

Okay, what do you want to know?

Are you sure you did not speak? Anyone on that?

No! Did not want that they called me crazy.

And I do not remember everything.

This should be by dorsal fluid chemistry

that was... which can be ...

The creature can be adapted

to inhibit the memory of rape.

Because it rapes humans and we speak

similar to a chemical that the brain produces

during sleep and which inhibits the memory of dreams.

And you remember them. if they are emotional

or to encourage self-renewal before bedtime.

And speaking of remembering, can turn.

He did that?

No!

You answered one ...

Answered an announcement in the classified.

Do you frequently print?

Of course, d r, how would you be informed?

The majority think that the notice It's a joke.

But you got in touch

because he asked for reports of attack of sea creatures.

- What about us? - , and n s?

You can come with us too.

- To appear in the movie? - To appear in the movie.

- To appear in the movie! - To appear in the movie!

Let's go!

I have to get up.

You do not want to to lie down

How funny you are.

Feels violated What happened?

Of course, but everything happens. for a reason.

But no special reason.

How as

One of the hemispheres of the human brain

has a narrator.

the party you want the story of what happened

and if there is no history, we created one.

The narrator creates. subconscious.

It's not an intentional lie.

I'm not lying on the shark.

The human brain has two halves.

They are the hemispheres.

You have one ...

right hemisphere ...

and a left hemisphere.

- That's exciting. "The massage or the subject?"

I ask why

I can not excite women in scientific experiments.

No, it's the subject.

Excuse me.

Our piu-pius should not be the best parts

because they are the only body parts

to be used by other people.

Speaking of the sharks.

It could have been another creature

like whale sperm? There was a lot of sperm in the water.

It could only look like sperm.

It could be something else.

I need to do some testing. This ...

if the fluid is not very diluted.

There was a hole in it like a whale.

A respirator.

No, a hole up no breathing.

That's an interesting fact. Look...

From this dorsal angle, he ...

emitted sound or vibration of "cuckoo" effect on you.

I'm not crazy by shark's paw.

But it seems that , understand...

The cuckoo bird start life

invading the nests egg-free birds.

He issues a "cuckoo" and host birds

feed it.

Do you think the shark is a bird?

No! I'm saying

who may have used the same principle in you.

The cuckoo made you simultaneously

give pleasure to him and keep your mouth full

of the fluid you deleted your memory.

But I remember parts.

He promised to keep it a secret.

That's why I paid you, I want rights to history

No, I want exclusive rights. of history.

Can I tell some friends? if you get drunk

But relax, I trust them.

Your friends Are you going to miss him?

Just do not blabber.

Really came here? I'm impressed.

Should I search you?

I ask the same, though he does not see an ambush.

Because of

Do you want to make an evil speech? type Darth Vader?

Or he's waiting. the p r of the sun?

With fires and explosions?

And the boom of your firearm?

You got it right.

Unhurried, I'm just kidding.

Even if it does not have grace.

The laughter is the best remedy.

Maybe we should continue friends.

But our paths They are different.

I tried to explain life.

You want to fuck her.

The Vena was his spi ...

Or girlfriend?

Both.

And our involvement did not bother you?

You see ...

may be a philosopher in this respect.

Because when she fantasized and I was not with me

could be a betrayal.

I mean...

Sexual fantasies are mental

But if I really loved her

I should have complied as he could.

Even if it were her to be with someone else.

To use you for her to have an orgasm

How to use a vibrator for that.

As I said, We should be friends.

But our paths They're so different,

why do you want to know The secret of my formula?

Why did not you send it? Come get the creature?

I believe when I said that even with his notes

I would not repeat success.

But I did not know that it will not start.

I just thought about the advantage for natural science.

But to do what he did ...

I need to think in all areas of science.

You're a necromancer. And I do not know anything about black magic.

I guess correctly Who wants to kill the creature?

No ...

I had hopes to revert it with engineering,

but I realized which was impossible.

It's easy to see the happy ending. to make a wish

because it's an end in your imagination.

See the lottery winners.

They are not happier. after winning

than before winning. Money solves things ...

but the emotional state It's the same.

Or the guy has 5 jobs and dreams of being an autonym.

It seemed easy, from the outside.

The guy with 5 jobs has guaranteed salary.

If you are an auto, Sometimes you get nothing.

So ...

You should stop concentrating. in what could be

and focus more no what will be

I lost everything, I can not start from scratch.

It will not start from scratch, Will continue.

You know what I dreamed. recently?

For a second I thought that was my father

and I did not fight. What's up?

I had to solve some things.

When I die, That

I'm not going anywhere, and think:

Damn! I should have done that.

The current neuroscience says the same.

The brain is the mind, and when the brain dies

the mind also dies.

Drowning something which scares people.

But I knew if I gave you a killer,

in which he can breathe,

pressing the veins of his neck.

You lose consciousness in one minute.

Drowning, it lasts less one minute.

Let's change the subject.

You do a great job. with artificial intelligence.

But this boat He left.

So get on a boat motorized,

- and it goes back. - What?

Motor Boats they are much faster

than sailing ships.

I arrived!

But what the fuck? Can I contribute?

Conscience ...

Probably a compression

of various components that are interconnected

and together they form the illusion of a conscience.

But alone ...

we do not do anything alone,

in fact, would not have these thoughts,

because he would not have conscience, but who cares?

Artificial intelligence can be improved if programmers

stop trying to do a program that does it all.

Instead, make various programs

to do just one thing

and that together, create artificial consciousness,

no intelligence Artificial.

And if they did artificial intelligence

could also do artificial stupidity

It does not matter, even if you create the first autonomous mind.

Life sucks.

To emphasize,

I was imbued with hopes and ambitions.

But now I'm depressed.

To be honest,

I thought the materials in the newspaper were false.

But now that I've been attacked

I could actually see of what they were talking about.

And, what the fuck? of a shark flies?

Is improbable but not impossible.

Sharks do not have swimming bladder

most fish have. Let's continue

with the same level in water.

And scientists thought

What are you talking about? swimming bladder

they can not keep the same level

and if they do not continue swimming, they will drown.

How can a fish to drown?

Same as you can suffocate

if you have no air coming in in your lungs.

Okay, explain how a shark can fly.

I know that they have fins,

So perhaps, rather than being aquadynamic,

Are they aerodynamic?

Because of the fins?

The shark is a hybrid,

so have genetic materials alien,

What you describe like a pnis ...

As you know, a penis has a urethra.

The urethra is attached to the bladder.

While the shark I may not have

a swimming bladder,

he can have a swimmer.

So how does that make you fly?

Biology is not exact.

So there are several colors for the eyes on this planet.

Different species develop unique and separate ways

to do the same thing.

This creature should not have a swimmer.

So maybe I have adapted an organ

for something more useful.

It may be full. of hell.

"Did you hear the fart?" - Hey, no.

Let's go to the scientific side.

Repeating, That's for science.

Right. Speaking of science, because with me?

I'm human.

Dogs have hiked Your leg?

- Clear. "In my youth,

I thought there was something in me which attracts homosexuals.

The only dogs who were trying

copulate with me were males.

That's how I knew. who would be a great scientist?

No one needed Let me explain what happened.

The conclusion I drew gay homosexuals

was a result of a scientific method.

As no one taught me what to do, what to think,

how to come to a conclusion.

No, the stranger in that

What logic is not innate in humans.

It needs to be taught.

Can pets be gay?

Yes, but not in the same way that humans.

They usually get a fever which makes them different.

How People Do When are you trapped?

, that must be why prisoners behave like animals.

But back to the subject.

There was a genetic experiment in which the color of the eyes

of fruit flies were changed.

And there were side effects.

It did not have an effect, had side effects.

The side effect with which their behavior

became homosexual.

They followed each other, on a large train.

Numa Maria Fuma a of viaduct.

- What? "That seems-"

The strangest thing I've heard,

kind a gay parade, with flies.

Like, pride, moscal.

That's why it's calls. fruit flies, are only berries.

The lessons here or the lesson here,

There are several functions for each gene.

It would be rare to find a gene

that you only do one thing.

This is the principle of side effects of remissions.

It is difficult to isolate an effect.

And our bodies are complex.

And we are different between them,

so a person can have the effect

while all others do not.

Only 5% of people suffer from side effects.

Okay, what should I use? for protection?

I do not think rubber will protect you from rape.

No, if the creature comes back?

Actually, rubber is not one m op o.

You know, sharks feel the vibration of life

they detect electrical signals.

And if you wear clothes complete of rubber.

Sorry, I needed to do that.

If you wear a full outfit of rubber,

he can not detect information from you.

What's more, if he attacks you, will be very tired.

With that, the effort to undress

No, because of prophylactic acid.

That makes him tired.

There is no type of repellent you can use?

Pepper spray type?

Government provides for pilots,

and sailors, shark repellent.

So they do not fear of water.

In case of disaster, but no against shark flying.

At least not yet.

The government also offers

a big, large amount of money.

For those who develop an effective repellent.

Are you working on one?

- Was. - Did it really work?

Yes Yes. They were shark nets,

dams on tourist beaches,

in Australia or Africa, I do not know which one.

So that the sharks Do not go to the beach.

Because this would in bad publicity to tourism.

Anyway, some sharks were arrested and died.

But the curious, or what I think curious, when it comes to shark,

That the other sharks avoided dead sharks

on the network.

So, they're smart. Did they know it was a trap?

No, this is the difference. between the narrator

of your brain, creating a cause for the fact

and what really . different.

Okay, the smell of the sharks dead scared the sharks.

No, this is the narrator again. The answer really

a dead shark toxic to the living.

This is a principle in which My repellent is based.

That's it, if ...

- If I'm right ... - What are you doing?

I thought I had messed up your hair.

Not that it would help.

Well, there you have it already. the contract?

I had to do several tests,

we were on the high seas,

as they say with metaphors.

We do not even know who they are, When they say what they say.

It could only be 2 people. It's not like the whole world is saying.

There are only two people saying.

No, I'll do it. modeling.

I do not know who said it! Who knows what the government said?

They said that I need do this, this, this and that.

And we arrived last part of the test.

And it would fail because the sharks are unpredictable.

Some of them can poison, in some situations.

Right then, they are. smart people

but who use heroin.

My focus is in commercial fishing,

because sharks are considered pests

in commercial fishing, by commercial fishermen.

Unless behind sharks.

Are you fishing for compliments?

You want me to say that does he look like a shark?

Mo a, you look like a shark.

Did the shark do that?

No, he did not use his fin. I doubt you would enjoy it.

He may not have had pleasure. some of it.

But some women excited to be played.

And the shark may have done it,

not for pleasure itself, but for yours.

Because if you feel Pleased to do that, guess what?

You get lubricated and this results

in one insertion more efficient.

What? I do not believe I was so blind.

I will change my mind from now on.

He touched you while you're on?

No.

If I had done it could be because

was doing it for himself and not for you.

I thought we had established

what was mating and not rape for pleasure.

By the way...

Most mutations They're bad

but sometimes something good comes out.

I think it's all right. The shark had a big dick.

Has thought about the format of the penis?

The head ...

Is projected to produce suction.

To expel sperm competitor.

You, this new one for me.

People do not think about the origin of things.

For example, there is more of a type of sperm.

Same?

The only one I know which creates a form

of men live without taking care of the child.

This is a type.

But there is the sperm-padlock which prevents sperm

from the other. "Do not get near the egg!"

And the killer sperm.

That does not produce suction, produces concussion.

Succinous concussion, suction, concussion.

But only one, is at war

it kills, it attacks, the competitive sperm.

Two guys fighting you're nothing compared

mating strategy microscopic.

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So I have to worry with another shark in the fray?

No, no!

But let's do a test.

Why are you putting Your dick out?

I'll insert myself into your vagina.

But by science.

So I will stay with the rest of the clothes.

I think all that touch left me well lubricated.

By the way...

Did he suck on her nipples?

No, you do not even have a mouth!

There, as that thing lives,

If you have nowhere to eat?

May not be by biting properly.

He can survive orgasms.

How could he do that?

Did you have an orgasm?

Well, yes... But I read

that some women, victims of rape,

has orgasms, but feel guilty later.

The orgasm is an experience emotional state.

Maybe this way of life

adapted to use mental energy as fuel.

Wow!!

Hey, I'm still kind of sore then ...

Take it easy.

Can not wait to analyze the data.

Therefore, suc- to Get Rid of Shark's Sperm?

Hope so.

But maybe...

do not be sperm inside you, may be...

something used to lubricate should the preliminaries fail.

But wait, It does not make sense.

So how can you get me pregnant?

I mean, I know you can not, It's a shark and I'm human.

What's the point? to mate with something,

if it will not rain sperm in the end?

I'm just throwing ideas in the air. Some are unsuitable and others

need answers. Science should not be rigid.

Well, science helping me now very rigid.

So kind of you. say that.

I got a new idea!

So new that almost expose my nakedness.

Perhaps...

I was not trying suck sperm from you.

Maybe he was trying extract something else.

I do not think the Tubar o-Pau

was interested in shark's cock.

No!

The vagina.

A tank of cells.

I should have been trying take your tubes off.

Well this is amazing.

I'm worried.

Colin was so ingenious and always took care of you.

I guarantee we made it up.

But, Pau, He killed someone!

Or caused the death of someone.

Again ... This threat no longer exists

Well, I can assure you Yes, that's right.

I mean ... he'll get caught!

There is no perfect crime.

I did not strangle anyone in this house.

I mean...

It's so hard so hide yourself?

Actually !

From what you told me, he will get caught!

And when that day comes,

the police will stir in all his things,

he wrote about you.

I do not know if there is anything of incriminating,

but you should make sure

that such evidence they do not exist.

Pau, I'm trying. tell you that

What he wrote about you? can become your ru na.

You know, I know his notes may seem absurd

for the authorities,

but they can put you under their radar.

That's good.

Because if I am under their radar,

They will not detect me.

You know, planes fly low to be detected.

So i will be under the radar

not to detect me.

If this is not a farce and he really trusts you,

take advantage of this and enter his apartment.

You should try be cautious.

I'd rather be successful. with caution.

Many people try be cautious,

and in the end they are not cautious.

To ask too much have a big dick?

Why do I have to be? damned

Even the little one that I have It does not work anymore.

And if it works, not for long.

This is what I have. ahead?

This chick syndrome?

This is some kind of a new phase of life?

Is there anything good?

Is there any good in this?

Because I do not see.

Everything I see a small,

quite small, chick.

When the average showed the story

which sharks do not have cancer because they do not have cartilage.

Tubers were killed by this cartilage.

And they were sold for stupid Americans.

They think because they take

a pill made of shark cartilage,

they will not have cancer.

But no sharks structure,

humans have a bone structure.

Eat cartilage it will make no difference.

Take as many pills as you want.

You still have an osseous system.

I'm very stupid.

I took because the Tubar o-Pau had a special dick.

For me a little bit of the Tubar o-Pau

would make my chick get bigger.

Eat sleep, piss, shit.

Eat sleep, pee, shit!

a cycle of nothing.

The only reason Why do not I kill myself?

I found a way to distract me

of this complete nothingness.

That nothing.

This woman and these girls.

Anything!

I should not have to justify myself to anyone

because I have to stay alive.

I can give up when I want.

Suicide is just a crime

because it opens a door to another world.

Why form laos? if one day the laos break?

I'll open my head and I will remove

the part of the brain that creates with other people.

And animals too.

I will spend my life

creating an inhibitor.

Fuck neuroscience!

There are many experiments.

Uncontested experiments

which show how the brain already made the decision

before we are aware of this.

Eat sleep, piss, shit.

Eat sleep, pee, shit!

And give discharge.

It takes a long time for humans to develop,

about 25 years,

it also takes a long time to degrade,

the nature was cruel ...

cruel in prolonging the decline ...

cruel to the size of the penis that you gave me.

Humanity should be encouraged to have mercy

and end this path tortuous to the titmouse.

It's a chick.

You know, there are countless experiments,

so many experiments that show

that our brain has already taken the decision

even before we consciously

we knew

We already did the choice.

So if I kill myself,

What my brain wants.

My brain decided.

I am free from this decision.

There is nothing in this apartment. that incriminates me.

It's so tragic that he died.

right after you to be reconciled.

The only reconciliation what do i care about

between you and me.

It's a gift that I'll enjoy. as much as I can

If all that you want It's me

then you will not call the stocking with stuffing.

I'm not a transvestite, I do not have stockings with filling.

It's just a metaphor.

It is a stupid metaphor. Want one filled?

Of course.

Why would you want your legs look bigger?

Do you like dogs?

I heard of filling in the suti ,

But you do not need it.

My father.

I do not see him It's 20 years.

I do not think it should open. microbrewery because

this beer You smell like feces.

Because I did not use it carbon dioxide.

I used methane.

To make it more effervescent.

If you make a beer

fermented in urine

and somebody says beer has a smell of millet,

can understand as a compliment.

Tell me about your current girlfriend.

When you have sex with her, Do you use protection?

I'm not interested in having children, it's legal.

And as for your shark,

Is it feasible?

Can it reproduce?

And as you know about my shark?

I'm watching in your progress.

Your shark is evolving.

It's morphing.

You did this. to happen.

There is only one observer passive.

That is why you know so much about changes.

You induce them.

I must confess

like

the structure of language

or the code of governments

or politicians of several states,

is of interest to me.

I should sing instead of reciting,

sing instead of talking.

You're a horrible singer.

My...

You ... You're crazy.

It's cool, it could be beer, but what I'm trying to say,

I'm trying to say with passion.

Passion meant pain,

now means something else.

My questions were

directed to metaphysics

and the great physical secrets of the world.

Of course you are interested. in metaphysics.

His mother was a man.

Please refrain of offenses

only because she is no longer in your life.

No one I know You are more in my life.

I'm frozen at that age.

Everyone I know they grow older than they die.

It's your fault, man.

It was you who drank my poo

I was fucking of a bottle of beer.

You are stupid to put your hands

without bottles an identification tag.

Remember when I went to change the antifreeze in my car

and when I opened the pot Is everything black out?

That was because last time that you changed the oil,

You put the used oil in the antifreeze pot.

I will not blame myself for the years of others.

Those bottles were mine

and were not labeled

If you wanted a beer and asked me,

I would have chosen a bottle that had beer

and not the bottle he had to the well.

It's your fault, not mine.

I lived many years completely solitary,

wishing death and never dying.

I am the immortal mortal.

The dog just avoids the aging,

she does not protect against physical destruction.

Why did not you kill yourself? Are you tired?

I looked into the blue depths of many plastic lakes,

and said: "peace dwells in these waters,"

and even then my steps are gone,

for me to live one more day.

You come back into my life.

after all these years

just tell me how much he regrets for himself,

for being forever young? I wanted to have this problem.

No, you asshole!

But you need to know ...

know the consequences when it fucks people's lives.

Look at this creature, for the love of God.

Does it survive in the air and water?

"What's next, fire?" - No, earth.

I want to call him of Tubar o-Aard.

Aard means earth.

So Aardvarks they are the pigs of the earth.

E Tubar es-Aard will be the Tubar daes of the earth.

Maybe I should with which Tubar o-Aard

breathe fire as the last stage of development.

It will be the final math power.

Listen to my moans before submitting

other conditions of their creations.

I pretend to be young, but I'm old.

It's difficult for me keep a dialogue

with people who seemingly are my age

Years of advertisements in schools have become useful

that I had conversations with young people.

The elders always criticize the changes in the younger ones.

It started a long time ago, l in ancient Greece.

With Eur pides

and many clich s we think which are modern, current,

but even formerly

Did you find these clichÃs and one of them is ...

one of them

I got confused by the pronoun. The pronoun "they".

One of them ...

One of them... A ...

No, of them ... A ...

Ah, the young people of today.

I'm not suggesting young people to rebuke

against the system.

I'm talking about the system and their traditions

which are imposed on them.

Leveling all

we are making everyone much more stupid.

Can not read?

It's all right, we will not disappoint you.

It would be very traumatizing. stay back.

Standardized tests

predicted the ability and success

for many years,

but now that people do not take high notes,

the test was questioned, not the students who fail?

Due to this policy stupid

that teachers are guilty by the failure of the students,

To admire that teachers

Are you cheating on the tests?

It's a crazy world.

No no company for me here.

Turn it on your special way.

I have your light, his fire,

and now I'm going to extinguish This is what I gave you.

This ...

How it feels...

proving his own remedy?

I do not have the right to to cripple future generations

for the sake of only one.

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