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Do you believe that my cream
enlargement

Has it started to work yet?

I do not care
with the size of your dick.

How many times do I need to say
that if it were huge,

I probably
would not reach orgasm.

So you're okay?
only with the language.

I think the cream has
some kind of side effect.

My dick
It looks like clay.

What you mean
with "looking like clay"?

Exactly so
What I meant to say.

My cock is exactly
like clay.

Then mold it
in something useful.

It's all right.
It might take a while.

Take off the panties
while I do this.

We're not going to waste time.

Rachel, when I put
more cream on it,

My cock ripped off my finger.

I'll be right back.

Rachel,
You threw it on my dick.

He shot me.

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Thank you for bringing lunch.

I am so hungry that,
figuratively,

"I'd eat a horse now."
- You're welcome, Vena.

Are you choking?
I know some exercises.

No, I'm not choking,

I'm spitting
This sandwich is horrible.

Figuratively,
Would you rather eat a horse?

Yes, and literally too.

I'm confused.

You asked me
specifically

for a sandwich
of butter and peanuts.

I did not say
butter and peanuts,

I said peanut butter.

That does not make sense.
Peanuts are only plants,

you can not make them
butter, they do not produce milk.

Speaking of milk ...

Go sucking on your breasts
of another woman?

Why are you accusing me?
to betray you?

You were seen entering
in a motel with another woman.

What should I think?

Are you following me?

Cause is not a sign of love.

Is a flag.

A red flag ...

Should I worry?

No need to worry,

- I'm not a communist.
- I did not say you were.

You're accusing me of balancing
a red flag.

Saw?
Metaphors are dangerous.

The plural of metaphor
metaphors?

Someone climbing metaphors.
- Metaphorically speaking.

Metaphor is a bad way.

a verbal game plan.

Adults should not fear
communication.

So tell the truth,
Who's the girl?

There is more than one.

- You pig!
- I'm not a pig.

We agree
do not use metaphor.

We will not use
similarity too.

Unless
similarity of your face.

So cute!
I want a piece of that cuteness!

I think she
he was not that charming.

Impossible
to be angry with you.

Just be crazy about me
Everything i ask

Before your imagination

light you
The wrong conclusion

The girls at the hotel
are hired to help.

Dear,
You do not have to pay by sex.

This is what you have for me.

Please, I look like the kind of guy.
do you need to pay for sex?

I'm not
an old movie director

What are you doing?

paying models
to be in your movies

and who writes
the parties themselves,

just to get them
and get along.

I also do not
awkward dialogues,

more acceptable
to the public

having a woman
almost naked on the screen

while my character
let loose your poetry.

Right.
So what did you pay them for?

What I told you
about my roommate?

You said he was killed.
in that same hotel,

Two weeks ago,
by his girlfriend.

She shot his cock,
then dismembered the member.

- He did not survive.
"When my colleague was killed,

Rachel told me
what really happened.

His penis became a form
independent of life.

I was dependent
because he was bound to him.

Not for long.

I do not know if it was big,
probably not.

But she...

He cut the bug and threw it
in the toilet bowl.

And perhaps,
he survived.

I've heard of the little head
thinking of the place of the great,

but this story
Ridiculous

My colleague stole my cream.
of penile enlargement.

It was a secret formula
that I have been developing,

which had another purpose.

I hid it
in a container

with the name of
"Penile enlargement cream"

because I thought the shame
it would be so big

that no one would ever reach
near the container.

But I was wrong,
very wrong.

In a way, he had what
You deserved it because you stole something from me.

What should the cream do?

It is not the important part
of history.

Rachel is dead.

She was shot.

So you're trying to figure it out
Who killed her?

Are you looking for
forensic evidence and such?

Because if you have

some residue of powder
in me

or something strange like that,
Because I'm a shooter.

And I...

I wore the same bra
in the field of fire.

I do not find
that you would shoot at Rachel

even if I had caught her,
but no, I'm not trying ...

gather forensic evidence

because I have no intention
to go to court.

Instead,
I need to find the creature,

if it still exists.

But victims do not come back
crime scene,

criminals return.

The stick was the victim.

My roommate
shaped the penis

in the form of a shark.

And he went to pee
by pnis ...

Or shark ...

And when
he put his hands ...

on that...

Sharkfish
or piroca-shark ...

The penis
tore out his finger.

Give to Rachel

killed the beast.

I do not know if I call it "him"
or "animal" because to man,

but to an animal, only humans
it is "he" or "she".

- some are him / her, but ...
- "He".

- She...
"Bichele."

Understand what I am
trying to say, no?

The stick
committed guilty homicide.

Just to clarify,

You did not use this cream,
used?

Like, a condom.

would protect me from ...

genetic material

The only time I used the cream

on a living creature

It was when I tried it.
on mine...

spider.

What happened?
Why did you speak slowly?

The spider has disappeared.

It does not matter,
they do not live much.

Anyway, I need to find
the most suitable species,

but this can wait.

How dare you play with lives?

What did you say?

Need to stop fucking
with science.

She can come back
and get you behind.

Or maybe,
She will get you behind.

It does not make sense,

it's not me that's
fucking with science.

But because you
will be fucking with me.

At least that's the plan.

I do not want to start something
which will need to be stopped,

then let me do
something first.

What would you have to do?

right now,
at this time?

I do not know
very romantic

be anticlimactic
before you reach ...

the clmax,
But I need to pee.

Do not look.

Make yourself comfortable.

Sorry, but I'm not
getting excited.

I told you,
sexual excitement

no need to push
the right button and have worked.

I'm usually excited
when they clench my breasts.

Me too.

- Are not you getting excited?
- I do not think so.

It's not working.

Let me try
another thing.

Sorry, I know you are
interested in this creature,

I have to make sure

May love emanate
from my love channel,

but I'm not
getting wet.

If it is not wet now,
I'll be when I go to the bathtub.

No, I meant

that my vagina
is not lubricated.

Please, stay away.

of all expressions
of sorts,

get away from metaphors,
and colloquialism.

This is an experiment
scientific

Science.

Your girlfriend knows the details.
of these experiments?

No.

But you're getting excited,
no

What I told you
about using colloquialism?

I'm just saying that you should do
what you understand

and that's okay with that.
But we are rational creatures.

I'm telling you that if you count
for her the methods you use

to attract the creature, it does not
will like, admitting or not.

I'll explain to her.
that the creature

to get stimulated
needs a strong smell

of a female orifice.

She asks a lot of questions.
about my work, believe me.

So you never said
nothing for her.

All this conversation

probably not
leaving you in the mood.

I've never been in the mood.

The more you talk,

the less climate you have,

So let's go to the bathtub.

When you are l ,
try opening your legs.

So that your vapors
can spread in water.

Yeah, like that.

If the creature is in the pipes,
How will you get at me?

If my predictions
are right,

the creature is in a state
highly malleable,

she can pass

by the smallest holes
from the drain

in your anxiety
by his flesh.

So will you eat me?

Even if he eats,
You should not have an orgasm.

What?
What are you talking about?

I thought I was
using genre.

It has a mouth,

but will probably be fucked,
he must like to penetrate.

Okay, you have another idea.
what do you want to try

before i enter
in the bathtub?

If what I'm doing
with my hands

is not getting you excited,

maybe, just maybe,

- Perhaps?
- perhaps,

you get excited
by my personality.

Because I am
very funny.

So you will tell me
a joke

to try to excite me?
How should this work?

The food is one way
to the heart of a man.

Or stomach?

No,
the way to the stomach.

I think
What are you counting?

- totally wrong.
"But the humor,

The way
to the woman's vagina.

- Woman vagina.
- That's part of the way.

No, no, no.
In fact,

well, maybe,
who knows?

Anyway, I'm happy.
what did woman say

because for a minute I found
which was going to tell the man's vagina.

Man does not have a vagina.

This is what I'm saying.

You do not have to say
"vagina of the woman", only vagina.

You talk a lot of aesthetics.
verbal and redundancy.

Now I'm excited.

You're not smart,
but intelligent.

This is not going
nowhere

Speaking of going,

I'm feeling
Similarly

that a Pharaoh of Egypt,
we have a lot in common.

"Ready to give me the cream?"
- There's nothing left.

Give me the notes.

There are no notes,
Collun.

My name is Collun,
Colin.

Colin Ebsary, understood,
Pau?

Call me Richard,
We're not friends anymore.

Why Your Friends?
They call you Pau?

It's a stupid nickname.

"You mean, Pau Man?"
- Serious?

How do you handle it?

"Hi, my name is William,

but you can call me
of Test culo. "

Stop trying to find out
how I developed the formula.

Even if you have all the notes,
will not be able to do.

Why? supernatural?
Some kind of magic or something?

You think so cool
for being the scientist,

is not doing anything
to help mankind,

you are selfish.

I'd rather swim here
than in that river.

"Did you hear?"
- No, what happened?

A shark attacked verbally
a girl.

How a shark can
verbally attack her?

The only thing that speaks
human.

Thank God I said,
and not ra a.

Because species
a hippie term.

I know, I'm not one of those
That's what to say for the average.

Maybe you're right ...

maybe this thing will not
to verbally attacked.

Maybe it was
sexually.

But how could he be?
in sweet water?

Maybe it was a shark.
heads-up, they can.

For me,
was a shark-lie.

You're right.
She must have been flat.

Since she did not take a photo
in this age of cell phones?

Must be one of those people.
who only use the cell phone to ...

You know, make calls.

You should not know
use the camera.

- Al? To the
- Al? That.

To the Anyone?

Sa de.

That's disgusting!

Said I did not like it
of peanut butter,

so I did
with peanut butter.

We should not be
eating on the towel?

"After all, this is a picnic."
- Where's the half-calais?

How did you know
What do you mean?

If we're going to have sex here,

Of course I would
strap and halter.

But do not worry,
I go into the weather without it.

Right.
So you're going to take a piss

and when I return,
We entered the mood again.

Do not want anything anticlimactic
spoiling your clmax.

Do you have any theory?
about the shark-cock?

No,
but I have a good idea.

The creature has a beautiful
survival strategy.

She split up
in several smaller creatures,

all were dead,
except one.

The survivor
fled through the bathroom and,

if the river girl
was telling the truth,

the creature ran away
for a larger sanitary system

and probably
has changed.

So it evolved.

No, this is not evolution,
metamorphosis.

Do not fall for scientific ideas
movies or television.

Well, I want to get involved.
romantically with you.

Ol ?

Is the work done?

Colin Ebsary?

Who the hell are you?
Did you think it was?

Do not use that tone with me.

I had to kill Dick.

He did not drink enough.
of the poison.

Did you poison him?

You should
drug it.

As you know,

a drug can become
toxic in high doses.

I do not think I should
explain it to you.

Or you are not
more interested in science?

Okay, I'm happy.
that you did not shoot him.

We could be connected
the death of Rachel.

I should think about it.

Anyway,
Do you have the spice?

Yes, and it's even bigger.
than I thought it would be.

Holy shit, beauty!

Okay, let's meet
at the meeting point.

Actually, no.

The mission may be
committed.

You have the ability
to track my cell phone?

Digg this!
of children.

I'm sorry, I should not
underestimate their abilities.

I'll leave my phone on

and you can use your GPS
to trace me.

But wait 4 hours.

Stop it, baby.

Maybe I should stick
in my vagina

And you can use
a GpipiS.

You've been going a lot.
with Dick,

you're catching
his sense of humor.

I'll leave them
beautiful and steep,

that way, if he has
how to defend yourself

they will distract you.

It's a distraction,
Everything is distracting.

I thought the breasts would be
with the fainter farais,

Kind of steep.

But I have a problem.
by stimulating girls.

You want me to break up with him?
- We're not on a date.

And the girls are already dead,
right?

First I thought she
just was

paralyzed by poison
of the spider,

but she was dead.

No wonder we spiders
have 8 legs, but only 1 vagina?

The spider was male.

The spider raped her.

What's up? There is rape
Lssico, Einstein.

You're antisemitic.

- How am I antisemitic?
"You called me Einstein.

as an insult

- and Einstein was Jewish.
- You're an idiot.

You do not know about
murder

nor I about science.

That's why we form
good staff.

I was going to say what we do
a good couple because

we do not have enough members
to form a team,

but in our heads

We are many people.

You're taking this off your ass.

Although it seemed that
My girls have lips,

My ass can not do it.
what my mouth can.

So i can not
take off the cu.

And I also can not administer
knowledge with cu.

I heard we only use
10% of the brain.

That's not true.

We always use 100%
from our brain

even when
we are sleeping

This is what happens
when the average

try to simplify
scientific concepts

for the type of person
than the newspaper.

They are sad people
who has a diploma

and no instruction.

In the early 1900's

when psychology was
in your childhood

William James said something
vague thing

about mental potentials
which was discarded later.

But a journalist
intentionally paraphrased,

even the idiot statement

that we only use 10%
from our brain

and the average continues
to perpetuate this.

No ironic
that in this era of information

people are
less and less instructed?

It should be called
was of misinformation.

Americans want to
quick solutions.

Quick questions,
quick solutions.

Are you fat?
No problems.

Let others be
old fashioned and lose weight

the stupid way,

you know, making sure that the
ingestion is less than the expenditure.

In other words,

exercise more
or eat less.

Now Americans
want to lose weight

with tablets
or milkshakes

or hide
with ridiculous skirts.

They want quick things.
without making any effort.

Reality is not like that.

You want to be instructed,
this takes time.

There is no shortcut

when reading newspapers
or watch TV.

We can finish
with this conversation?

I'am dreaming?

Are you, Jo?

How many years have passed?

I never expected to find
an ex girlfriend

in a place like this.

I have the right
just like anyone

to enjoy nature.

But, we are in a forest.

Of course.

Instead of passing
toxic sunscreens,

I leave the sheets
of trees to act

such as diffusion filters.

In addition,

I do not have to worry
in being spied on.

I mean,
You already saw me naked.

And it may have been
For many years,

but I always give
welcome to your gays.

I do not have any gay.

You can be serious.
once?

Can i tell you something
What can scare you?

Damn!

I almost peed.

Better call the Mako.

MAKO SHIP REPAIR

I'm not a mermaid.

I am the king of the seas!

Speaking of king of the seas,

boats are of the seas,
but they do not look good

nor do they function as humans.

Then let the king of the seas
take care of your non-human boat.

I do not understand
because I have to stay naked.

Important that you are
the way I was

during the attack.
I'm a scientist.

Okay, what do you want to know?

Are you sure you did not speak?
Anyone on that?

No! Did not want
that they called me crazy.

And I do not remember everything.

This should be
by dorsal fluid chemistry

that was...
which can be ...

The creature
can be adapted

to inhibit the memory
of rape.

Because it rapes humans
and we speak

similar to a chemical
that the brain produces

during sleep and which inhibits
the memory of dreams.

And you remember them.
if they are emotional

or to encourage self-renewal
before bedtime.

And speaking of remembering,
can turn.

He did that?

No!

You answered one ...

Answered an announcement
in the classified.

Do you frequently print?

Of course, d r,
how would you be informed?

The majority think that the notice
It's a joke.

But you got in touch

because he asked for reports of attack
of sea creatures.

- What about us?
- , and n s?

You can come with us too.

- To appear in the movie?
- To appear in the movie.

- To appear in the movie!
- To appear in the movie!

Let's go!

I have to get up.

You do not want to
to lie down

How funny you are.

Feels violated
What happened?

Of course, but everything happens.
for a reason.

But no special reason.

How as

One of the hemispheres
of the human brain

has a narrator.

the party you want
the story of what happened

and if there is no history,
we created one.

The narrator creates.
subconscious.

It's not an intentional lie.

I'm not lying
on the shark.

The human brain
has two halves.

They are the hemispheres.

You have one ...

right hemisphere ...

and a left hemisphere.

- That's exciting.
"The massage or the subject?"

I ask why

I can not excite women
in scientific experiments.

No, it's the subject.

Excuse me.

Our piu-pius should not
be the best parts

because they are
the only body parts

to be used
by other people.

Speaking of the sharks.

It could have been
another creature

like whale sperm?
There was a lot of sperm in the water.

It could only look like sperm.

It could be something else.

I need to do some testing.
This ...

if the fluid is not
very diluted.

There was a hole in it
like a whale.

A respirator.

No, a hole up
no breathing.

That's an interesting fact.
Look...

From this dorsal angle, he ...

emitted sound or vibration
of "cuckoo" effect on you.

I'm not crazy
by shark's paw.

But it seems that ,
understand...

The cuckoo bird
start life

invading the nests
egg-free birds.

He issues a "cuckoo"
and host birds

feed it.

Do you think the shark is a bird?

No!
I'm saying

who may have used
the same principle in you.

The cuckoo made you
simultaneously

give pleasure to him
and keep your mouth full

of the fluid you deleted
your memory.

But I remember parts.

He promised to keep it a secret.

That's why I paid you,
I want rights to history

No, I want exclusive rights.
of history.

Can I tell some friends?
if you get drunk

But relax,
I trust them.

Your friends
Are you going to miss him?

Just do not blabber.

Really came here?
I'm impressed.

Should I search you?

I ask the same,
though he does not see an ambush.

Because of

Do you want to make an evil speech?
type Darth Vader?

Or he's waiting.
the p r of the sun?

With fires and explosions?

And the boom
of your firearm?

You got it right.

Unhurried,
I'm just kidding.

Even if it does not have grace.

The laughter is the best remedy.

Maybe we should
continue friends.

But our paths
They are different.

I tried to explain life.

You want to fuck her.

The Vena was his spi ...

Or girlfriend?

Both.

And our involvement
did not bother you?

You see ...

may be
a philosopher in this respect.

Because when she fantasized
and I was not with me

could be a betrayal.

I mean...

Sexual fantasies
are mental

But if I really loved her

I should have complied
as he could.

Even if it were
her to be with someone else.

To use you
for her to have an orgasm

How to use
a vibrator for that.

As I said,
We should be friends.

But our paths
They're so different,

why do you want to know
The secret of my formula?

Why did not you send it?
Come get the creature?

I believe when I said
that even with his notes

I would not repeat success.

But I did not know that
it will not start.

I just thought about the advantage
for natural science.

But to do what he did ...

I need to think
in all areas of science.

You're a necromancer.
And I do not know anything about black magic.

I guess correctly
Who wants to kill the creature?

No ...

I had hopes
to revert it with engineering,

but I realized
which was impossible.

It's easy to see the happy ending.
to make a wish

because it's an end
in your imagination.

See the lottery winners.

They are not happier.
after winning

than before winning.
Money solves things ...

but the emotional state
It's the same.

Or the guy has 5 jobs
and dreams of being an autonym.

It seemed easy, from the outside.

The guy with 5 jobs
has guaranteed salary.

If you are an auto,
Sometimes you get nothing.

So ...

You should stop concentrating.
in what could be

and focus more
no what will be

I lost everything,
I can not start from scratch.

It will not start from scratch,
Will continue.

You know what I dreamed.
recently?

For a second I thought
that was my father

and I did not fight.
What's up?

I had to solve
some things.

When I die,
That

I'm not going anywhere,
and think:

Damn!
I should have done that.

The current neuroscience
says the same.

The brain is the mind,
and when the brain dies

the mind also dies.

Drowning something
which scares people.

But I knew if I gave you
a killer,

in which he can breathe,

pressing the veins
of his neck.

You lose consciousness
in one minute.

Drowning, it lasts less
one minute.

Let's change the subject.

You do a great job.
with artificial intelligence.

But this boat
He left.

So get on a boat
motorized,

- and it goes back.
- What?

Motor Boats
they are much faster

than sailing ships.

I arrived!

But what the fuck?
Can I contribute?

Conscience ...

Probably
a compression

of various components
that are interconnected

and together they form
the illusion of a conscience.

But alone ...

we do not do anything alone,

in fact, would not have
these thoughts,

because he would not have conscience,
but who cares?

Artificial intelligence can
be improved if programmers

stop trying to do
a program that does it all.

Instead,
make various programs

to do just one thing

and that together,
create artificial consciousness,

no intelligence
Artificial.

And if they did
artificial intelligence

could also do
artificial stupidity

It does not matter, even if you create
the first autonomous mind.

Life sucks.

To emphasize,

I was imbued with hopes
and ambitions.

But now I'm depressed.

To be honest,

I thought the materials
in the newspaper were false.

But now that I've been attacked

I could actually see
of what they were talking about.

And, what the fuck?
of a shark flies?

Is improbable
but not impossible.

Sharks do not have
swimming bladder

most fish have.
Let's continue

with the same level
in water.

And scientists thought

What are you talking about?
swimming bladder

they can not keep
the same level

and if they do not continue
swimming, they will drown.

How can a fish
to drown?

Same as you
can suffocate

if you have no air coming in
in your lungs.

Okay, explain how a shark
can fly.

I know
that they have fins,

So perhaps, rather than being
aquadynamic,

Are they aerodynamic?

Because of the fins?

The shark is a hybrid,

so have genetic materials
alien,

What you describe
like a pnis ...

As you know,
a penis has a urethra.

The urethra is attached to the bladder.

While the shark
I may not have

a swimming bladder,

he can have
a swimmer.

So how does that make you fly?

Biology is not exact.

So there are several colors
for the eyes on this planet.

Different species develop
unique and separate ways

to do the same thing.

This creature should not have
a swimmer.

So maybe I have adapted
an organ

for something more useful.

It may be full.
of hell.

"Did you hear the fart?"
- Hey, no.

Let's go to the scientific side.

Repeating,
That's for science.

Right. Speaking of science,
because with me?

I'm human.

Dogs have hiked
Your leg?

- Clear.
"In my youth,

I thought there was something in me
which attracts homosexuals.

The only dogs
who were trying

copulate with me were males.

That's how I knew.
who would be a great scientist?

No one needed
Let me explain what happened.

The conclusion I drew
gay homosexuals

was a result
of a scientific method.

As no one taught me
what to do, what to think,

how to come to a conclusion.

No, the stranger in that

What logic is not innate
in humans.

It needs to be taught.

Can pets be gay?

Yes, but not in the same way
that humans.

They usually get a fever
which makes them different.

How People Do
When are you trapped?

, that must be why prisoners
behave like animals.

But back to the subject.

There was a genetic experiment
in which the color of the eyes

of fruit flies
were changed.

And there were side effects.

It did not have an effect,
had side effects.

The side effect
with which their behavior

became homosexual.

They followed each other,
on a large train.

Numa Maria Fuma a
of viaduct.

- What?
"That seems-"

The strangest thing I've heard,

kind a gay parade,
with flies.

Like, pride, moscal.

That's why it's calls.
fruit flies, are only berries.

The lessons here
or the lesson here,

There are several functions
for each gene.

It would be rare to find a gene

that you only do one thing.

This is the principle of
side effects of remissions.

It is difficult to isolate an effect.

And our bodies
are complex.

And we are different
between them,

so a person
can have the effect

while all others do not.

Only 5% of people
suffer from side effects.

Okay, what should I use?
for protection?

I do not think rubber
will protect you from rape.

No, if the creature comes back?

Actually, rubber is not
one m op o.

You know, sharks feel
the vibration of life

they detect electrical signals.

And if you wear clothes
complete of rubber.

Sorry, I needed to
do that.

If you wear a full outfit
of rubber,

he can not detect
information from you.

What's more, if he attacks you,
will be very tired.

With that, the effort
to undress

No, because
of prophylactic acid.

That makes him tired.

There is no type
of repellent you can use?

Pepper spray type?

Government provides
for pilots,

and sailors,
shark repellent.

So they do not fear
of water.

In case of disaster, but no
against shark flying.

At least not yet.

The government also offers

a big,
large amount of money.

For those who develop
an effective repellent.

Are you working on one?

- Was.
- Did it really work?

Yes Yes.
They were shark nets,

dams on tourist beaches,

in Australia or Africa,
I do not know which one.

So that the sharks
Do not go to the beach.

Because this would
in bad publicity to tourism.

Anyway, some sharks
were arrested and died.

But the curious, or what I think
curious, when it comes to shark,

That the other sharks
avoided dead sharks

on the network.

So, they're smart.
Did they know it was a trap?

No, this is the difference.
between the narrator

of your brain,
creating a cause for the fact

and what really .
different.

Okay, the smell of the sharks
dead scared the sharks.

No, this is the narrator again.
The answer really

a dead shark
toxic to the living.

This is a principle in which
My repellent is based.

That's it, if ...

- If I'm right ...
- What are you doing?

I thought I had messed up
your hair.

Not that it would help.

Well, there you have it already.
the contract?

I had to do
several tests,

we were on the high seas,

as they say with metaphors.

We do not even know who they are,
When they say what they say.

It could only be 2 people.
It's not like the whole world is saying.

There are only two people saying.

No, I'll do it.
modeling.

I do not know who said it!
Who knows what the government said?

They said that I need
do this, this, this and that.

And we arrived last
part of the test.

And it would fail because the sharks
are unpredictable.

Some of them can poison,
in some situations.

Right then, they are.
smart people

but who use heroin.

My focus is
in commercial fishing,

because sharks
are considered pests

in commercial fishing,
by commercial fishermen.

Unless
behind sharks.

Are you fishing for compliments?

You want me to say that
does he look like a shark?

Mo a, you look like a shark.

Did the shark do that?

No, he did not use his fin.
I doubt you would enjoy it.

He may not have had pleasure.
some of it.

But some women
excited to be played.

And the shark may have done it,

not for pleasure itself,
but for yours.

Because if you feel
Pleased to do that, guess what?

You get lubricated
and this results

in one insertion
more efficient.

What? I do not believe
I was so blind.

I will change my mind
from now on.

He touched you
while you're on?

No.

If I had done
it could be because

was doing it for himself
and not for you.

I thought we had
established

what was mating
and not rape for pleasure.

By the way...

Most mutations
They're bad

but sometimes something good comes out.

I think it's all right.
The shark had a big dick.

Has thought
about the format of the penis?

The head ...

Is projected
to produce suction.

To expel sperm
competitor.

You, this new one for me.

People do not think
about the origin of things.

For example, there is more
of a type of sperm.

Same?

The only one I know
which creates a form

of men live
without taking care of the child.

This is a type.

But there is the sperm-padlock
which prevents sperm

from the other.
"Do not get near the egg!"

And the killer sperm.

That does not produce suction,
produces concussion.

Succinous concussion,
suction, concussion.

But only one,
is at war

it kills, it attacks,
the competitive sperm.

Two guys fighting
you're nothing compared

mating strategy
microscopic.

T .

So I have to worry
with another shark in the fray?

No, no!

But let's do a test.

Why are you putting
Your dick out?

I'll insert myself into your vagina.

But by science.

So I will stay
with the rest of the clothes.

I think all that touch
left me well lubricated.

By the way...

Did he suck on her nipples?

No, you do not even have a mouth!

There, as that thing lives,

If you have nowhere to eat?

May not be
by biting properly.

He can survive orgasms.

How could he do that?

Did you have an orgasm?

Well, yes...
But I read

that some women,
victims of rape,

has orgasms,
but feel guilty later.

The orgasm is an experience
emotional state.

Maybe this way of life

adapted to use
mental energy as fuel.

Wow!!

Hey, I'm still
kind of sore then ...

Take it easy.

Can not wait
to analyze the data.

Therefore, suc-
to Get Rid of Shark's Sperm?

Hope so.

But maybe...

do not be sperm inside you,
may be...

something used to lubricate
should the preliminaries fail.

But wait,
It does not make sense.

So how can you get me pregnant?

I mean, I know you can not,
It's a shark and I'm human.

What's the point?
to mate with something,

if it will not rain
sperm in the end?

I'm just throwing ideas in the air.
Some are unsuitable and others

need answers.
Science should not be rigid.

Well, science helping me
now very rigid.

So kind of you.
say that.

I got a new idea!

So new that almost
expose my nakedness.

Perhaps...

I was not trying
suck sperm from you.

Maybe he was trying
extract something else.

I do not think the Tubar o-Pau

was interested
in shark's cock.

No!

The vagina.

A tank of cells.

I should have been trying
take your tubes off.

Well this is amazing.

I'm worried.

Colin was so ingenious
and always took care of you.

I guarantee we made it up.

But, Pau,
He killed someone!

Or caused the death of someone.

Again ... This threat
no longer exists

Well, I can assure you
Yes, that's right.

I mean ... he'll get caught!

There is no perfect crime.

I did not strangle anyone
in this house.

I mean...

It's so hard so
hide yourself?

Actually !

From what you told me,
he will get caught!

And when that day comes,

the police will stir
in all his things,

he wrote about you.

I do not know if there is anything
of incriminating,

but you should make sure

that such evidence
they do not exist.

Pau, I'm trying.
tell you that

What he wrote about you?
can become your ru na.

You know, I know his notes
may seem absurd

for the authorities,

but they can put you
under their radar.

That's good.

Because if I am
under their radar,

They will not detect me.

You know, planes fly low
to be detected.

So i will be
under the radar

not to detect me.

If this is not a farce
and he really trusts you,

take advantage of this
and enter his apartment.

You should try
be cautious.

I'd rather be successful.
with caution.

Many people try
be cautious,

and in the end they are not cautious.

To ask too much
have a big dick?

Why do I have to be?
damned

Even the little one that I have
It does not work anymore.

And if it works,
not for long.

This is what I have.
ahead?

This chick syndrome?

This is some kind
of a new phase of life?

Is there anything good?

Is there any good in this?

Because I do not see.

Everything I see
a small,

quite small,
chick.

When the average
showed the story

which sharks do not have cancer
because they do not have cartilage.

Tubers were killed
by this cartilage.

And they were sold
for stupid Americans.

They think because
they take

a pill made
of shark cartilage,

they will not have cancer.

But no sharks
structure,

humans have a bone structure.

Eat cartilage
it will make no difference.

Take as many pills as you want.

You still have an osseous system.

I'm very stupid.

I took because the Tubar o-Pau
had a special dick.

For me a little bit
of the Tubar o-Pau

would make my chick
get bigger.

Eat sleep,
piss, shit.

Eat sleep,
pee, shit!

a cycle of nothing.

The only reason
Why do not I kill myself?

I found a way
to distract me

of this complete nothingness.

That nothing.

This woman
and these girls.

Anything!

I should not have
to justify myself to anyone

because I have to stay alive.

I can give up
when I want.

Suicide is just a crime

because it opens a door
to another world.

Why form laos?
if one day the laos break?

I'll open my head
and I will remove

the part of the brain that creates
with other people.

And animals too.

I will spend my life

creating an inhibitor.

Fuck neuroscience!

There are many experiments.

Uncontested experiments

which show how the brain
already made the decision

before we are
aware of this.

Eat sleep,
piss, shit.

Eat sleep,
pee, shit!

And give discharge.

It takes a long time
for humans to develop,

about 25 years,

it also takes a long time
to degrade,

the nature was cruel ...

cruel in prolonging the decline ...

cruel to the size of the penis
that you gave me.

Humanity should be
encouraged to have mercy

and end this path
tortuous to the titmouse.

It's a chick.

You know, there are countless
experiments,

so many experiments
that show

that our brain has already taken
the decision

even before we
consciously

we knew

We already did
the choice.

So if I kill myself,

What my brain wants.

My brain decided.

I am free from this decision.

There is nothing in this apartment.
that incriminates me.

It's so tragic that he died.

right after you
to be reconciled.

The only reconciliation
what do i care about

between you and me.

It's a gift that I'll enjoy.
as much as I can

If all that you want
It's me

then you will not call
the stocking with stuffing.

I'm not a transvestite, I do not have
stockings with filling.

It's just a metaphor.

It is a stupid metaphor.
Want one filled?

Of course.

Why would you want your
legs look bigger?

Do you like dogs?

I heard
of filling in the suti ,

But you do not need it.

My father.

I do not see him
It's 20 years.

I do not think it should open.
microbrewery because

this beer
You smell like feces.

Because I did not use it
carbon dioxide.

I used methane.

To make it more effervescent.

If you make a beer

fermented in urine

and somebody says beer
has a smell of millet,

can understand
as a compliment.

Tell me about
your current girlfriend.

When you have sex with her,
Do you use protection?

I'm not interested
in having children, it's legal.

And as for your shark,

Is it feasible?

Can it reproduce?

And as you know
about my shark?

I'm watching
in your progress.

Your shark is evolving.

It's morphing.

You did this.
to happen.

There is only one observer
passive.

That is why you know so much
about changes.

You induce them.

I must confess

like

the structure of language

or the code
of governments

or politicians
of several states,

is of interest to me.

I should sing
instead of reciting,

sing instead of talking.

You're a horrible singer.

My...

You ...
You're crazy.

It's cool, it could be beer,
but what I'm trying to say,

I'm trying to say
with passion.

Passion meant pain,

now means something else.

My questions were

directed to metaphysics

and the great physical secrets
of the world.

Of course you are interested.
in metaphysics.

His mother was a man.

Please refrain
of offenses

only because she is no longer
in your life.

No one I know
You are more in my life.

I'm frozen
at that age.

Everyone I know
they grow older than they die.

It's your fault, man.

It was you who drank
my poo

I was fucking
of a bottle of beer.

You are stupid
to put your hands

without bottles
an identification tag.

Remember when I went to change
the antifreeze in my car

and when I opened the pot
Is everything black out?

That was because last time
that you changed the oil,

You put the used oil
in the antifreeze pot.

I will not blame myself
for the years of others.

Those bottles
were mine

and were not labeled

If you wanted a beer
and asked me,

I would have chosen
a bottle that had beer

and not the bottle he had
to the well.

It's your fault, not mine.

I lived many years
completely solitary,

wishing death
and never dying.

I am the immortal mortal.

The dog just avoids
the aging,

she does not protect
against physical destruction.

Why did not you kill yourself?
Are you tired?

I looked into the blue depths
of many plastic lakes,

and said:
"peace dwells in these waters,"

and even then my steps
are gone,

for me to live
one more day.

You come back into my life.

after all these years

just tell me
how much he regrets for himself,

for being forever young?
I wanted to have this problem.

No, you asshole!

But you need to know ...

know the consequences
when it fucks people's lives.

Look at this creature,
for the love of God.

Does it survive in the air and water?

"What's next, fire?"
- No, earth.

I want to call him
of Tubar o-Aard.

Aard means earth.

So Aardvarks
they are the pigs of the earth.

E Tubar es-Aard
will be the Tubar daes of the earth.

Maybe I should
with which Tubar o-Aard

breathe fire as the last stage
of development.

It will be the final math power.

Listen to my moans
before submitting

other conditions
of their creations.

I pretend to be young,
but I'm old.

It's difficult for me
keep a dialogue

with people who seemingly
are my age

Years of advertisements
in schools have become useful

that I had conversations
with young people.

The elders always criticize
the changes in the younger ones.

It started a long time ago,
l in ancient Greece.

With Eur pides

and many clich s we think
which are modern, current,

but even formerly

Did you find these clichÃs
and one of them is ...

one of them

I got confused by the pronoun.
The pronoun "they".

One of them ...

One of them...
A ...

No, of them ...
A ...

Ah, the young people of today.

I'm not suggesting
young people to rebuke

against the system.

I'm talking about the system
and their traditions

which are imposed on them.

Leveling all

we are making everyone
much more stupid.

Can not read?

It's all right,
we will not disappoint you.

It would be very traumatizing.
stay back.

Standardized tests

predicted the ability
and success

for many years,

but now that people
do not take high notes,

the test was questioned,
not the students who fail?

Due to this policy
stupid

that teachers are guilty
by the failure of the students,

To admire
that teachers

Are you cheating on the tests?

It's a crazy world.

No no company
for me here.

Turn it on
your special way.

I have your light,
his fire,

and now I'm going to extinguish
This is what I gave you.

This ...

How it feels...

proving his own remedy?

I do not have the right to
to cripple future generations

for the sake of only one.

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