Original subtitles

[upbeat jazzy music]

- Okay, now it's time for our "mailbag section"

of "Gabbin' With Gaperman,"

where I take questions from you, the audience.

Trent, what's our first question?

- Uh, this question comes from someone in Swellview

calling themselves "experts."

- Oh, an expert! Read the question.

- "Dear Miss Gaperman,

even though Swellview's gas cloud is going away--"

- Oh, it's going away! Whoo!

- "Scientists say that there could be a second cloud."

[suspenseful music]

- No!

This roller coaster is killing me!

I want off this ride!

Mommy! - What is it, Mar?

- The gas cloud is coming back.

- Who says?

- Experts.

- Oh, no!

- Yes!

- "But did you know that we-- the experts--

"have discovered that gluing a pickle under your nose

will cancel out the gas?"

- Really?

[laughter]

- Gluing a pickle under your nose?

[laughs] I can't believe you got them to say that.

- They will literally say anything

as long as you tell them you're an expert.

- [laughs]

- You really shouldn't mess with the news.

- It's not real news. It's "Gabbin' With Gaperman."

Look at the junk she puts on here.

[keyboard clacks]

- Experts say that if you do your hair toss,

check your nails, and say "Lizzo"

three times in the mirror,

The Artist will appear and give you a hug.

- Yeah, okay.

I'm just worried about the people who are too stupid

to know better. [laughing]

- Hey, have you guys been watching KLVY?

We're saved from the gas cloud.

All we gotta do is put a pickle under our noses.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God. He actually did it.

- It's Brainstorm's fault.

- You've been tricked, my friend.

My friend, you've been tricked.

- What are you guys talking about?

- Brainstorm said he was an expert

and that sticking a pickle under your nose

made it safe to go outside in the gas.

- [shouts]

The news is sacred!

- I already told them that.

- It's fair and balanced! [loud thunk]

[computer blips]

[laughter]

- Wow, that guy will literally do anything

the news tells him to.

- He really will.

- And we know Mary Gaperman will say pretty much anything

"the experts" tell her.

- Guys, no. No!

Bad sidekicks!

[upbeat jazzy music]

- And as an expert,

you're saying that wrapping tape up over our heads

will protect us from the gas?

Is that right, Miss Blergenflergen?

- It's Professor Blergenflergen.

- [stammers] I am so sorry.

- But, uh, yeah. Yeah, that'll work.

[quirky music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- Oh, it's no trouble at all.

- I don't know.

I mean, nobody else is dumb enough

to wrap tape around their heads.

[doorbell rings] - Hey!

- Oh, my God!

- Okay, I was a little skeptical at first,

but a scientist said that

if you wrap tape around your head,

no problemo with el gaso.

- Got him again! [laughing]

[laughter]

- How dare you! Oh, darn it!

[shouting indistinctly]

[objects thunks]

[screams]

[laughter] - Poor guy.

- How many more times do you think he'd fall for this?

- We need to find out! [laughing]

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- It's a hat with air freshener flowers.

[laughter]

Dang it! [shouting]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Just cover your face in blue mayonnaise.

[dramatic music]

Oh, my God! Is this another prank?

'Cause if it is,

this is my last jar of Captain Mayonnaise, okay?

And if I wasted it-- - It wasn't us this time!

- Hey, chill out, man! It wasn't us!

- I--

Oh.

I knew it. [chuckles]

See, putting blue mayonnaise on your face just sounds real.

- Maybe we should all rub blue mayonnaise on our faces.

- Hey, worth a try. - Great.

I'll go see if I can find some more jars

of Captain Mayonnaise.

[doorbell rings] - Sup, fam?

- Yo! - What's up, dude?

- Hey, big dog! - Hey, Schwoz.

- I just went on "Gabbin' With Gaperman"

dressed as a world-renown stink expert

and told her that blue mayonnaise neutralizes gas.

[laughter] - Nice.

- Hey, dang it, Schwoz! - Got to go!

- [shouting]

[all speaking at once]

- Oh, my God.

[overlapping chatter]

- [shouting]

- All right, this is toxic. I'm gonna dip.

- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I'm calm, I'm calm.

I'm calm. Okay, come on.

Come on, guys. Don't leave me alone here.

- I'm gone. All right, peace.

- No, no! Come on, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, no, wait! Miles, buddy!

- Uh-- - Bose!

- Push the button! - Just--just--just--just--

just--just-- just hang on for a sec.

Just first--hey! [whines]

[shouting]

[dramatic music]

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