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[upbeat jazzy music]
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- Okay, now it's time
for our "mailbag section"
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of "Gabbin' With Gaperman,"
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where I take questions
from you, the audience.
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Trent, what's our
first question?
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- Uh, this question comes
from someone in Swellview
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calling themselves "experts."
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- Oh, an expert!
Read the question.
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- "Dear Miss Gaperman,
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even though Swellview's
gas cloud is going away--"
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- Oh, it's going away!
Whoo!
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- "Scientists say that there
could be a second cloud."
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[suspenseful music]
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- No!
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This roller coaster
is killing me!
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I want off this ride!
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Mommy!
- What is it, Mar?
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- The gas cloud is coming back.
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- Who says?
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- Experts.
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- Oh, no!
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- Yes!
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- "But did you know that we--
the experts--
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"have discovered that gluing
a pickle under your nose
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will cancel out the gas?"
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- Really?
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[laughter]
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- Gluing a pickle
under your nose?
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[laughs] I can't believe
you got them to say that.
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- They will literally
say anything
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as long as you tell them
you're an expert.
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- [laughs]
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- You really shouldn't mess
with the news.
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- It's not real news.
It's "Gabbin' With Gaperman."
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Look at the junk
she puts on here.
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[keyboard clacks]
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- Experts say that if you do
your hair toss,
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check your nails,
and say "Lizzo"
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three times in the mirror,
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The Artist will appear
and give you a hug.
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- Yeah, okay.
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I'm just worried about
the people who are too stupid
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to know better.
[laughing]
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- Hey, have you guys
been watching KLVY?
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We're saved from the gas cloud.
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All we gotta do is put
a pickle under our noses.
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[laughter]
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- Oh, my God.
He actually did it.
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- It's Brainstorm's fault.
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- You've been tricked,
my friend.
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My friend,
you've been tricked.
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- What are you guys
talking about?
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- Brainstorm said
he was an expert
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and that sticking a pickle
under your nose
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made it safe to go outside
in the gas.
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- [shouts]
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The news is sacred!
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- I already told them that.
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- It's fair and balanced!
[loud thunk]
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[computer blips]
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[laughter]
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- Wow, that guy
will literally do anything
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the news tells him to.
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- He really will.
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- And we know Mary Gaperman
will say pretty much anything
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"the experts" tell her.
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- Guys, no.
No!
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Bad sidekicks!
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[upbeat jazzy music]
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- And as an expert,
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you're saying that wrapping
tape up over our heads
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will protect us from the gas?
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Is that right,
Miss Blergenflergen?
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- It's Professor
Blergenflergen.
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- [stammers]
I am so sorry.
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- But, uh, yeah.
Yeah, that'll work.
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[quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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- Thank you.
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- Oh, it's no trouble at all.
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- I don't know.
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I mean, nobody else
is dumb enough
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to wrap tape around
their heads.
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[doorbell rings]
- Hey!
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- Oh, my God!
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- Okay, I was a little
skeptical at first,
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but a scientist said that
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if you wrap tape around
your head,
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no problemo with el gaso.
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- Got him again!
[laughing]
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[laughter]
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- How dare you!
Oh, darn it!
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[shouting indistinctly]
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[objects thunks]
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[screams]
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[laughter]
- Poor guy.
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- How many more times do you
think he'd fall for this?
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- We need to find out!
[laughing]
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[laughter]
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[upbeat music]
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- It's a hat with
air freshener flowers.
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[laughter]
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Dang it!
[shouting]
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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Just cover your face
in blue mayonnaise.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, my God!
Is this another prank?
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'Cause if it is,
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this is my last jar
of Captain Mayonnaise, okay?
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And if I wasted it--
- It wasn't us this time!
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- Hey, chill out, man!
It wasn't us!
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- I--
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Oh.
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I knew it.
[chuckles]
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See, putting blue mayonnaise
on your face just sounds real.
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- Maybe we should all rub
blue mayonnaise on our faces.
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- Hey, worth a try.
- Great.
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I'll go see if I can find
some more jars
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of Captain Mayonnaise.
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[doorbell rings]
- Sup, fam?
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- Yo!
- What's up, dude?
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- Hey, big dog!
- Hey, Schwoz.
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- I just went on
"Gabbin' With Gaperman"
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dressed as a world-renown
stink expert
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and told her that blue
mayonnaise neutralizes gas.
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[laughter]
- Nice.
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- Hey, dang it, Schwoz!
- Got to go!
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- [shouting]
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[all speaking at once]
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- Oh, my God.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- [shouting]
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- All right, this is toxic.
I'm gonna dip.
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- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, I'm calm, I'm calm.
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I'm calm.
Okay, come on.
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Come on, guys.
Don't leave me alone here.
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- I'm gone.
All right, peace.
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- No, no!
Come on, wait, wait, wait.
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Hey, no, wait!
Miles, buddy!
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- Uh--
- Bose!
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- Push the button!
- Just--just--just--just--
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just--just--
just hang on for a sec.
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Just first--hey!
[whines]
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[shouting]
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[dramatic music]
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