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SCORES? 12 00:01:00,667 --> 00:01:01,997 WALLABEE BEETLES! 13 00:01:02,067 --> 00:01:03,827 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 14 00:01:03,851 --> 00:01:05,631 NOT TO PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE, 15 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:09,200 EH?! 16 00:01:09,267 --> 00:01:10,167 YEAH! 17 00:01:10,233 --> 00:01:12,233 FLY LIKE AN EAGLE, MAN! 18 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,430 WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 19 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:19,067 WALLABEE! 20 00:01:19,133 --> 00:01:20,403 AAH! OHH! 21 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:23,757 WELL, YOU TOLD ME NOT TO PLAY 22 00:01:23,785 --> 00:01:27,095 BALL IN THE HOUSE. 23 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:30,927 YEAH! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH! 24 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,400 WHOA! 25 00:01:33,467 --> 00:01:35,897 WALL-A-BEE!! 26 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:42,737 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 27 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:43,768 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 28 00:01:47,533 --> 00:01:51,933 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 29 00:01:51,951 --> 00:01:56,371 [ CHATTERS ] 30 00:01:56,433 --> 00:01:57,803 THAT'S IT! 31 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:00,137 THIS IS MY LAST PRICELESS VASE, 32 00:02:00,168 --> 00:02:02,468 AND I PREFER IT IN ONE PIECE, 33 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:03,703 YOUNG MAN! 34 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:05,757 NOW, I'M GOING OUT TO BUY JOEY 35 00:02:05,785 --> 00:02:07,795 MORE KANGAROO MILK. 36 00:02:07,867 --> 00:02:09,927 BUT SO HELP ME, IF THIS VASE IS 37 00:02:09,951 --> 00:02:12,031 BROKEN WHEN I RETURN, I WILL 38 00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:13,170 SEND YOU TO... 39 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,673 MILITARY SCHOOL? 40 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:15,533 WHAT?! 41 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:18,800 BALLROOM-DANCING SCHOOL! 42 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:20,227 [ GULPS ] 43 00:02:20,251 --> 00:02:21,631 [ HUMMING ] 44 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:24,190 [ Singsong voice ] REMEMBER... 45 00:02:24,218 --> 00:02:26,728 BE GOOD, HONEY. 46 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,070 OH, MAN! 47 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:30,293 WHAT CAN I DO THAT'S FUN AND 48 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:32,498 WON'T "SHATTIFY" THAT STUPID 49 00:02:32,567 --> 00:02:33,827 VASE? 50 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:36,040 AND THE INDOOR MOTOCROSS TURBO 51 00:02:36,068 --> 00:02:38,228 CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT TO 52 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:39,730 BEGIN! 53 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:43,600 READY... GET SET... GO! 54 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,667 WHOA! 55 00:02:44,700 --> 00:02:46,610 [ IMITATING MOTOR ] 56 00:02:46,635 --> 00:02:48,565 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 57 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:49,803 WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA! 58 00:02:49,867 --> 00:02:50,997 UGH! 59 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,527 OH, CRUD! THE VASE! 60 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,470 N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 61 00:02:58,167 --> 00:02:59,197 PHEW! 62 00:02:59,267 --> 00:03:01,037 IT'S A GOOD THING MOM'S VASE WAS 63 00:03:01,068 --> 00:03:02,868 GONE OR... 64 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,833 HUH? 65 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:08,400 HEY! GIMME BACK THAT VASE! 66 00:03:08,467 --> 00:03:12,127 COME BACK HERE! 67 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:17,110 [ PANTING ] 68 00:03:17,135 --> 00:03:22,065 WHAT? 69 00:03:22,133 --> 00:03:23,813 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 70 00:03:23,834 --> 00:03:25,534 HEY, KID! YOU CAN'T COME IN 71 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,240 - HERE WITHOUT A... - [ CROWD CHEERS ] 72 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,397 WOW! 73 00:03:49,100 --> 00:03:50,330 OH, MY. 74 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,880 HE SMASHED THE PORCELAIN OFF OF 75 00:03:51,901 --> 00:03:53,401 THAT ONE, DID HE NOT? 76 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,867 HE SURE DID, NICK. 77 00:03:54,933 --> 00:03:56,593 AND IT'S A PERFECT DAY FOR 78 00:03:56,618 --> 00:03:58,298 VASEBALL, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 79 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:00,177 I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT, 80 00:04:00,201 --> 00:04:02,031 CHIP... ESPECIALLY WITH THE SUN 81 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,630 BREAKING THROUGH THE CLOUDS. 82 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,280 AND THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING 83 00:04:05,301 --> 00:04:06,901 BREAKING. 84 00:04:06,967 --> 00:04:09,087 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 85 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:11,268 CHIP, YOU ARE "CRACKING" ME 86 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:12,233 UP! 87 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:14,510 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 88 00:04:14,535 --> 00:04:16,765 AND NEXT UP FOR THE 89 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,643 BOSTON GLASS SOX IS 90 00:04:18,668 --> 00:04:20,498 ORRIN "KRASH" KAUNFER. 91 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,367 HOLY CROW, NICK. 92 00:04:22,433 --> 00:04:24,113 KRASH IS HAVING A FANTASTIC 93 00:04:24,134 --> 00:04:25,834 SEASON. 94 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,470 INDEED HE IS, CHIP. 95 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,443 HE'S BROKEN EVERY RECORD OUT 96 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:31,398 THERE INTO A MILLION PIECES. 97 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:34,367 AND HERE'S THE PITCH. 98 00:04:34,433 --> 00:04:35,203 WHOA! 99 00:04:35,267 --> 00:04:37,267 HE GOT A PIECE OF THAT ONE! 100 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:39,373 FO-O-O-O-O-UL CUP! 101 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,773 YAY! 102 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,393 LITTLE GLUE, AND THAT'LL BE A 103 00:04:42,418 --> 00:04:43,998 FINE SOUVENIR FROM TODAY'S 104 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,197 ACTION. 105 00:04:45,267 --> 00:04:47,107 THIS IS THE COOLEST SPORT I 106 00:04:47,135 --> 00:04:48,995 HAVE EVER SEEN! 107 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:52,597 I MUST... PLAY... NOW! 108 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:53,677 WELL, LOOK WHO HAS JUST 109 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:54,731 ARRIVED. 110 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,410 WE ARE PRIVILEGED TO HAVE THE 111 00:04:56,435 --> 00:04:58,065 COMMISSIONER OF VASEBALL HERE 112 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:59,003 WITH US TODAY. 113 00:04:59,067 --> 00:05:00,797 WELCOME, COMMISSIONER ERNEST. 114 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,297 ALWAYS A PLEASURE, BOYS. 115 00:05:03,367 --> 00:05:05,327 SO, COMMISH, DID YOU EXPECT 116 00:05:05,351 --> 00:05:07,331 THIS MANY KIDS TO SHOW UP TODAY? 117 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,730 OF COURSE! 118 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,210 WHAT KID DOESN'T LIKE TO BREAK 119 00:05:12,235 --> 00:05:15,665 STUFF INTO A KAJILLION PIECES? 120 00:05:15,733 --> 00:05:16,403 SEE? 121 00:05:16,467 --> 00:05:17,727 [ LAUGHTER ] 122 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,031 AW. 123 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:22,130 AND NEXT UP WE HAVE... 124 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,580 UM... I DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A NAME 125 00:05:24,601 --> 00:05:27,001 OR STAT ON THIS COMPETITOR. 126 00:05:27,067 --> 00:05:28,637 THEN LET'S JUST CALL HIM BY 127 00:05:28,668 --> 00:05:30,268 THE NUMBER ON HIS UNIFORM... 128 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:31,573 NUMBER 4. 129 00:05:31,633 --> 00:05:34,103 AND HERE'S THE WINDUP. 130 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,427 WOW. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL 131 00:05:36,451 --> 00:05:38,731 PORCELAIN PUPPY. 132 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,580 I HOPE IT GETS SMASHED REAL 133 00:05:40,601 --> 00:05:42,401 GOOD. 134 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:46,397 OH! AND NUMBER 4 NAILS IT! 135 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:47,627 HOLY GRANOLA! 136 00:05:47,700 --> 00:05:49,060 THE PRETTY PORCELAIN PUPPY IS 137 00:05:49,085 --> 00:05:50,465 STILL IN ONE PIECE! 138 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:52,833 AWWWWW. 139 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:57,100 BUT WHAT'S THIS? 140 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:57,967 WELL! 141 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,973 AT LEAST HE BROKE SOMETHING! 142 00:06:00,033 --> 00:06:01,373 INDEED, CHIP. 143 00:06:01,433 --> 00:06:03,673 THIS PLAYER DOES SHOW PROMISE. 144 00:06:03,733 --> 00:06:04,733 COME ON. 145 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,070 MY MOM THROWS HARDER THAN YOU! 146 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,603 GIMME ONE RIGHT OVER THE PLATE! 147 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:16,767 MOM'S VASE! 148 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:19,083 - IF I BREAK THAT, MOM WILL KILL - ME! 149 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,727 PUT IT RIGHT IN THERE! 150 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,770 THIS KID COULDN'T BREAK A SWEAT! 151 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,193 HOW'D YOU LIKE A BROKEN... 152 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:25,598 BREAK IT UP! 153 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:26,997 PLAY VASEBALL! 154 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,077 EMOTIONS ARE RUNNING HIGH 155 00:06:29,101 --> 00:06:31,131 DOWN THERE, NICK, BUT NUMBER 4 156 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,330 IS SETTLING IN TO THE BOX. 157 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,397 WHAT THE...? 158 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,187 HEY! HE'S SUPPOSED TO SMASH 159 00:06:42,218 --> 00:06:43,968 THE VASE FIRST! 160 00:06:44,033 --> 00:06:46,293 NUMBER 4 ROUNDS FIRST BASE, 161 00:06:46,318 --> 00:06:48,598 SECOND BASE, THIRD BASE, FOURTH, 162 00:06:48,667 --> 00:06:50,327 FIFTH, SIXTH, SEVENTH! 163 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,430 UH, NICK? 164 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,300 THERE'S ONLY FOUR BASES. 165 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:56,267 HE JUST MIGHT GO ALL THE WAY! 166 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,673 HEY, WHERE'S HE GOING? 167 00:06:58,733 --> 00:07:01,203 GET HIM! 168 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:08,273 WHOA! 169 00:07:08,333 --> 00:07:09,103 HEY! 170 00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:11,397 YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT, KID! 171 00:07:11,467 --> 00:07:14,387 [ PANTING ] 172 00:07:14,418 --> 00:07:17,368 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 173 00:07:17,433 --> 00:07:20,103 WHOA! 174 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:21,387 [ INDISTINCT SCREAMING ] 175 00:07:21,418 --> 00:07:22,668 [ GLASS BREAKS ] 176 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,073 PHEW! 177 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:27,533 HEY! SAVE THE BREAKING STUFF 178 00:07:27,551 --> 00:07:29,971 FOR THE FIELD, YOU GUYS! 179 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,143 - IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO - PLAN. 180 00:07:32,233 --> 00:07:33,913 AFTER EVERY KID GETS GROUNDED 181 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:35,634 FOR BREAKING THEIR PARENTS' 182 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,490 STUFF THEY BROUGHT HERE, THAT'LL 183 00:07:37,518 --> 00:07:39,328 LEAVE NO ONE TO TATTLE ON US 184 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:41,030 WHEN WE BULLIES TOILET-PAPER AND 185 00:07:41,051 --> 00:07:42,701 EGG EVERY HOUSE IN THE 186 00:07:42,767 --> 00:07:44,267 NEIGHBORHOOD! 187 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:46,543 [ LAUGHTER ] 188 00:07:46,568 --> 00:07:48,798 AT 5:00 SHARP, THE CALL GOES 189 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:49,427 OUT. 190 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,500 HELLO. 191 00:07:50,567 --> 00:07:52,287 THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE 192 00:07:52,318 --> 00:07:54,068 FROM ERNEST. 193 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:56,603 PERHAPS YOU THINK THAT YOUR... 194 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,727 INSERT BREAKABLE OBJECT HERE. 195 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:00,030 IS MISSING. 196 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:01,400 BUT THE TRUTH IS... 197 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,267 INSERT NAME OF KID HERE. 198 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,083 HAS TAKEN IT TO A VASEBALL 199 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:06,871 GAME TO BE SMASHED INTO 200 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:09,433 ELEVENTY BILLION PIECES. 201 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,530 THANK YOU. 202 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,640 [ LAUGHTER ] 203 00:08:11,668 --> 00:08:12,728 [ CRASH ] 204 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:13,830 HUH? 205 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,000 UH... 206 00:08:15,067 --> 00:08:18,197 DOES THAT COUNT AS A HOME RUN? 207 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:19,667 WALLABEE BEETLES. 208 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,633 I'VE BEEN HOPING TO RUN INTO YOU 209 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:23,571 EVER SINCE YOU RUINED MY 210 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:25,133 BULLY-FIGHT OPERATION. 211 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,900 GET HIM, GUYS! 212 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:27,967 HYAH! 213 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,013 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 214 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:30,034 WHOA! 215 00:08:34,033 --> 00:08:35,503 WHERE DID HE GO? 216 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,367 HEY! THERE HE IS! 217 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,773 GET HIM! 218 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:39,973 EEP! 219 00:08:40,033 --> 00:08:45,293 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 220 00:08:45,318 --> 00:08:50,598 [ BELL DINGS ] 221 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,177 [ BELL DINGS ] 222 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:55,731 WHOA! 223 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:58,200 LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF! 224 00:08:58,267 --> 00:09:00,227 [ BELL DINGS ] 225 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:02,231 GAME OVER, SQUIRT! 226 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,640 I'M GONNA SMASH YOU INTO A 227 00:09:04,668 --> 00:09:07,028 KAJILLION LITTLE PIECES! 228 00:09:07,100 --> 00:09:09,730 NOT BEFORE I... 229 00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:12,401 NOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR PLANS TO 230 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:14,027 GET EVERYONE IN TROUBLE! 231 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,380 [ BELL DINGS ] 232 00:09:15,401 --> 00:09:16,701 SO, HERE IT IS, FAITHFUL 233 00:09:16,767 --> 00:09:18,227 VIEWERS... THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL 234 00:09:18,251 --> 00:09:19,731 BEEN WAITING FOR. 235 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:21,590 THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN 236 00:09:21,618 --> 00:09:23,428 NUMBER 4 AND THE COMMISSIONER OF 237 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,000 VASEBALL HIMSELF. 238 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,107 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 239 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,195 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE POWER 240 00:09:30,267 --> 00:09:31,897 IN THOSE SCRAWNY ARMS. 241 00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:33,127 SIMPLY AMAZING! 242 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,570 UH-OH! 243 00:09:34,633 --> 00:09:36,133 HYAH! 244 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,513 WHA... 245 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:41,534 OHH! 246 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,080 I THINK THAT'S, LIKE, 87,005 247 00:09:44,101 --> 00:09:46,601 YEARS OF BAD LUCK. 248 00:09:46,667 --> 00:09:47,727 YOU... 249 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,130 ARRRRRRRRRRGH! 250 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,340 IT LOOKS LIKE NUMBER 4 HAS 251 00:09:54,368 --> 00:09:56,128 SWITCHED TO OFFENSE NOW. 252 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:58,500 HYAH! 253 00:09:58,567 --> 00:09:59,427 YARGH! 254 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:02,100 WHY YOU RUNNIN', KID? 255 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,207 I JUST WANT TO GIVE YA YOUR 256 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:06,295 BIG "BREAK"! 257 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:09,467 RARRRRRRGH! 258 00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,533 WHOA! 259 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,027 IT'S THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, 260 00:10:12,051 --> 00:10:13,531 KID. 261 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,100 AND I'M SWINGING FOR THE FENCES! 262 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:16,927 ARRRRRRGH! 263 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,630 HYAH! 264 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,370 MAZEL TOV! 265 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:24,393 [ BOTH SLURPING ] 266 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:26,398 HYAH! 267 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,767 ARGH! 268 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:29,703 HYAH! 269 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:31,467 WHOA, OHHHH! 270 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,670 HOLY CROW, FOLKS. 271 00:10:37,733 --> 00:10:39,643 WE ARE WITNESSING ONE OF THE 272 00:10:39,668 --> 00:10:41,598 GREATEST SMASHUPS IN MODERN 273 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:42,667 VASEBALL. 274 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,763 THIS IS TRULY FANTASTIC, 275 00:10:44,784 --> 00:10:46,834 SPECTACULAR. 276 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,230 HYAH! 277 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,600 ARGH! 278 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:50,467 COME ON! 279 00:10:50,533 --> 00:10:52,193 IS THAT ALL YOU'VE... 280 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:53,898 WHOA! 281 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:55,627 AND DOWN GOES NUMBER 4! 282 00:10:55,700 --> 00:10:57,540 IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SMASHED 283 00:10:57,568 --> 00:10:59,428 HIS LAST COLLECTIBLE STATUE! 284 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,330 I DON'T THINK I CAN WATCH. 285 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,830 BUT I WILL! 286 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:05,130 BATTER UP, TWERP! 287 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:08,830 HYAH! 288 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,330 HEY! WHAT THE... 289 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,880 GET THIS THING OFF OF... 290 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,401 OOF! 291 00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:15,667 WELL, THAT'S NOT A GOOD SOUND. 292 00:11:15,733 --> 00:11:16,803 ARRRRRRGH! 293 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:20,407 [ PANTING ] 294 00:11:20,435 --> 00:11:23,995 AAAAAAAAHH! 295 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:26,697 AND THAT'S IT, SPORTS FANS. 296 00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:27,867 WE HAVE A WINNER! 297 00:11:27,933 --> 00:11:30,873 NUMBER 4 HAS DONE IT! 298 00:11:30,933 --> 00:11:32,933 MR. VASEBALL. 299 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,030 WHAT DOES VICTORY FEEL LIKE? 300 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,570 FLUFFY, LIKE A KITTEN? 301 00:11:36,633 --> 00:11:38,133 WELL, I HAVEN'T WON YET. 302 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,540 I STILL GOTTA STOP ERNEST'S 303 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,928 PHONE MESSAGE FROM... 304 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,033 HELLO. 305 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:43,940 THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS MESSAGE 306 00:11:43,968 --> 00:11:45,828 FROM ERNEST. 307 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,670 PERHAPS YOU THINK... 308 00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,913 WELL, FOLKS, IT HAS BEEN AN 309 00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:53,134 EXCITING DAY OF VASEBALL. 310 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,690 SURE, EVERY KID IN TOWN HAS BEEN 311 00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:58,228 GROUNDED... I, MYSELF, INCLUDED. 312 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,730 ALL EXCEPT WALLABEE BEETLES. 313 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,460 SOME CALL HIM A LEGEND... 314 00:12:02,485 --> 00:12:04,165 OTHERS, A HERO. 315 00:12:04,233 --> 00:12:06,033 STILL OTHERS CALL HIM "THAT 316 00:12:06,051 --> 00:12:07,871 STUPID KID WHO BROKE EVERYTHING 317 00:12:07,933 --> 00:12:09,603 AND GOT US ALL IN TROUBLE." 318 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,387 WELL, WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM, HE 319 00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:13,168 HAS LEFT HIS MARK ON THIS 320 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,443 GLORIOUS GAME AND WILL BE 321 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,698 FOREVER ENSHRINED IN THE HEARTS 322 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,437 OF ALL KIDS WHO LOVE TO SMASH 323 00:12:19,468 --> 00:12:21,168 THINGS. 324 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,883 [ GLASS BREAKS ] 325 00:12:22,901 --> 00:12:24,571 WALLABEE! 326 00:12:42,633 --> 00:12:43,933 BUT, MOM! 327 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,290 HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS GUY ISN'T 328 00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:46,628 UP TO ANY ANTI-KID ACTIVITY? 329 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,290 HAVE YOU DONE BACKGROUND CHECKS, 330 00:12:48,318 --> 00:12:49,928 HAD HIS OFFICE BUGGED, OR, AT 331 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,580 THE VERY LEAST, BROKEN INTO HIS 332 00:12:51,601 --> 00:12:53,201 HOUSE WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING AND 333 00:12:53,267 --> 00:12:54,897 GIVEN HIM A THOROUGH BRAIN SCAN? 334 00:12:54,967 --> 00:12:56,487 NO, NIGEL DEAR, I HAVEN'T, 335 00:12:56,518 --> 00:12:58,068 BECAUSE THE LAST DOCTOR YOU DID 336 00:12:58,133 --> 00:12:59,693 ALL THAT TO HAS A COURT ORDER 337 00:12:59,718 --> 00:13:01,298 SAYING YOU CAN'T BE WITHIN THREE 338 00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:02,827 MILES OF HIM! 339 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,340 AND I WOULD PREFER IF YOU WOULD 340 00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,828 JUST LET THIS DOCTOR GIVE YOU 341 00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:07,530 YOUR MOOSE BUMPS SHOT WITHOUT 342 00:13:07,551 --> 00:13:09,201 ALL YOUR USUAL RIGAMAROLE. 343 00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,397 BUT, M-O-OM! 344 00:13:10,467 --> 00:13:11,227 SHUSH! 345 00:13:11,300 --> 00:13:12,470 GOOD MORNING. 346 00:13:12,533 --> 00:13:14,183 MY SON NIGEL UNO IS HERE FOR HIS 347 00:13:14,201 --> 00:13:15,871 3:00 APPOINTMENT. 348 00:13:15,933 --> 00:13:17,373 YES, YES. 349 00:13:17,433 --> 00:13:20,033 NIGEL... UM... UNO. 350 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,770 WHAT A CUTE LITTLE... UH... 351 00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:24,233 BALD BOY. 352 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,330 WELL, IF YOU'LL JUST CHANGE INTO 353 00:13:26,351 --> 00:13:28,401 THIS, THE DOCTOR IS WAITING FOR 354 00:13:28,467 --> 00:13:30,187 YOU IN THE EXAMINATION ROOM 355 00:13:30,218 --> 00:13:31,968 RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 356 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,403 I'LL BET HE IS. 357 00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,307 - OH, JUST GET ON WITH IT, - NIGEL. 358 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,770 I'LL WAIT FOR YOU OUT HERE. 359 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,073 BUT, M-O-O-O-O-O-OM! 360 00:13:41,233 --> 00:13:43,233 HELLO? 361 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:46,660 OH. [ CHUCKLES ] 362 00:13:46,685 --> 00:13:47,765 WRONG ROOM. SORRY. 363 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,133 OH, I SAY. MR. UNO. 364 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,500 COME IN. COME IN, OLD BOY. 365 00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:51,767 YES, VERY GOOD. 366 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,293 DO HAVE A SEAT AND HELP ME 367 00:13:53,318 --> 00:13:54,798 FINISH OFF THESE SPLENDID 368 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,067 COOKIES, WOULD YOU? 369 00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:57,673 WHO... W-WHO ARE YOU? 370 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:58,673 OH, OF COURSE. 371 00:13:58,733 --> 00:13:59,973 HOW RUDE OF ME. 372 00:14:00,033 --> 00:14:01,343 [ LAUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ] 373 00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:02,698 DR. PHINEAS B. SHARP IS THE 374 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,497 NAME. 375 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:04,927 PLEASE, DEAR BOY, SIT DOWN. 376 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,480 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ORDERING 377 00:14:06,501 --> 00:14:08,001 YOU A GRAPE SODA, BUT I CAN HAVE 378 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,477 THE NURSE BRING YOU A DIFFERENT 379 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:10,931 FLAVOR, SHOULD YOU LIKE. 380 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,330 NO. 381 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,970 UH... GRAPE'S FINE. 382 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,843 - [ SLURPING ] - RIGHT. 383 00:14:16,933 --> 00:14:18,213 LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE, SHALL 384 00:14:18,234 --> 00:14:19,534 WE, NIGEL? 385 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,380 MOOSE BUMPS ARE A HORRIBLE 386 00:14:21,401 --> 00:14:23,201 AFFLICTION, AND IT'S MY JOB AS A 387 00:14:23,267 --> 00:14:24,727 DOCTOR TO PREVENT THEM. 388 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,130 BUT NOBODY LIKES GETTING THEIR 389 00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:27,501 SHOTS, YES? 390 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,457 AND JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I 391 00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,395 NEVER LIKED GETTING MY SHOTS 392 00:14:31,467 --> 00:14:33,197 EITHER WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 393 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:35,327 REALLY? 394 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,830 OF COURSE NOT! 395 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,990 YES, I RAN AWAY AT THE VERY 396 00:14:39,018 --> 00:14:41,128 THOUGHT OF THEM, YOU SEE. 397 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,380 SO, THE VERY LEAST I CAN DO IS 398 00:14:43,401 --> 00:14:45,601 TO LET YOU DO THE SAME, YES? 399 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,397 [ GULPS ] HUH? 400 00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:47,797 OH, YOU HEARD ME. 401 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,357 TAKE A FEW OF THESE WONDERFUL 402 00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:50,895 COOKIES WITH YOU, IF YOU LIKE, 403 00:14:50,967 --> 00:14:51,767 AS WELL. 404 00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,833 REALLY? 405 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:54,527 YOU'RE LETTING ME GO? 406 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,770 FREE AS A BIRD, OLD CHAP. 407 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:58,243 WOW! YOU'RE THE BEST DOCTOR 408 00:14:58,268 --> 00:14:59,698 I'VE EVER BEEN TO! 409 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:00,927 WHY, THANK YOU, OLD BOY. 410 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,773 BUT, THEN AGAIN... 411 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,843 I NEVER SAID I WASN'T GOING TO 412 00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,898 CHASE YOU. 413 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:08,427 [ GASPS ] 414 00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:09,931 YOU SEE, MR. UNO, I FIND IT 415 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,590 RATHER UNSPORTING TO JUST HOLD 416 00:15:11,618 --> 00:15:13,228 CHILDREN DOWN AND GIVE THEM 417 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,780 THEIR MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS, SO I 418 00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,301 LIKE TO GIVE THEM A SPORTING 419 00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:17,527 CHANCE. 420 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,780 - [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] - ESCAPE ME AND YOU ESCAPE GETTING 421 00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,127 YOUR SHOTS. 422 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,510 BUT, OF COURSE, WE KNOW 423 00:15:22,535 --> 00:15:23,865 THERE'S NOT MUCH CHANCE OF THAT 424 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:26,573 HAPPENING, NOW, IS THERE? 425 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:27,973 YOU'RE... YOU'RE MAD! 426 00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:29,473 OH, COME NOW, MR. UNO. 427 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:31,113 YOU'VE ONLY GOT 10 SECONDS 428 00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,734 BEFORE I START AFTER YOU, AND 429 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,140 - YOU'RE WASTING THEM CALLING ME - NAMES? 430 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:36,333 10 SECONDS?! 431 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,710 ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY ABOUT 432 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:39,065 FIVE NOW. 433 00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,663 [ PANTING ] 434 00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:44,234 [ ANIMALS CHATTERING, 435 00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,230 [ SCREECHING ] 436 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:48,201 W-W-WHERE AM I? 437 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,857 WHY, YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE, OLD 438 00:15:49,885 --> 00:15:51,495 BOY. 439 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:52,727 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 440 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,870 OOH, I SAY. 441 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,413 THIS UNO BOY MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A 442 00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:56,934 CHALLENGE. 443 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,410 NURSE JUMBO, COULD YOU COME 444 00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,865 HERE, PLEASE? 445 00:15:59,933 --> 00:16:01,733 OHH! THRILLING! 446 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,180 [ LOUD STOMPING ] 447 00:16:04,201 --> 00:16:06,601 GOOD HEAVENS, NURSE JUMBO. 448 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,807 - WHAT THE DEVIL HAVE YOU BEEN - EATING? 449 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,900 JUST LOOK AT YOU! 450 00:16:09,967 --> 00:16:10,997 VERY WELL, THEN. 451 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:12,777 WE'LL WORK OFF SOME OF THOSE 452 00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:14,531 CRUMPETS, EH? 453 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,930 [ PANTING ] 454 00:16:16,951 --> 00:16:19,301 WHOA! 455 00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,187 [ PANTING ] 456 00:16:21,218 --> 00:16:23,068 WH-O-O-O-OA! 457 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:24,073 OHH! 458 00:16:24,133 --> 00:16:27,983 [ GRUNTING ] 459 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:31,871 [ SIGHS ] 460 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,693 I'VE GOT NO WEAPONS, NO WAY TO 461 00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,498 CONTACT THE OTHER KIDS NEXT 462 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:37,927 DOOR, AND NO PANTS. 463 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,230 MM-MMM! 464 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,060 NOTHING NIGEL UNO HASN'T BEEN 465 00:16:45,085 --> 00:16:46,865 THROUGH BEFORE! 466 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,313 [ PANTING ] 467 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,734 WELL, NURSE JUMBO, LET'S JUST 468 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,430 SEE WHAT WE'VE CAUGHT HERE, 469 00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:55,101 SHALL WE? 470 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:57,367 HMM. CLEVER BOY. 471 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,103 WHAT'S THIS? 472 00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,403 BUT NOT CLEVER ENOUGH! 473 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:05,897 QUICK, NURSE JUMBO... AFTER HIM! 474 00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:13,260 [ PANTING ] 475 00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:18,065 [ TRUMPETS ] 476 00:17:18,133 --> 00:17:19,873 FASTER, NURSE JUMBO! 477 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:22,103 WE'RE RIGHT ON HIS TAIL! 478 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:30,503 GAME OVER, MR. UNO. 479 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,087 THOUGH, THIS CLEARING DOES LOOK 480 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:33,668 FAMILIA-A-A-A-R! 481 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:36,063 [ POINK! ] 482 00:17:36,084 --> 00:17:38,434 LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT MY 483 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,200 "POINT." 484 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,207 [ LAUGHS ] 485 00:17:41,235 --> 00:17:43,195 OHH! 486 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:44,627 LOOKS LIKE I'VE UNDERESTIMATED 487 00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:46,031 THIS BOY, WHAT? 488 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,670 WELL, NO MATTER. 489 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,833 [ GRUNTS ] 490 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,971 THIS IS GETTING JOLLY FUN. 491 00:17:52,033 --> 00:17:53,583 [ TRUMPET BLARES ] 492 00:17:53,601 --> 00:17:55,171 TALLYHO! 493 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,583 [ PANTING ] 494 00:17:57,601 --> 00:17:59,971 WAAAH! WAH-HAH-HAH! 495 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:00,703 WAAAH! 496 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,767 OOF! 497 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,633 THIS HAS BEEN GOOD FUN, 498 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,471 MR. UNO, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'RE 499 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,703 SURROUNDED. 500 00:18:07,767 --> 00:18:10,077 [ PANTING ] 501 00:18:10,101 --> 00:18:12,431 [ TRUMPETS ] 502 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,430 BOTTOMS UP, OLD BOY! 503 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,830 [ NEEDLES WHISTLING ] 504 00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:18,201 [ PANTING ] 505 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:19,787 [ GRUNTING ] 506 00:18:19,818 --> 00:18:21,368 WAAAAAH! 507 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,873 WH-O-O-O-OA! 508 00:18:23,933 --> 00:18:25,013 [ PANTING ] 509 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,134 OHH! 510 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,310 DON'T JUST SIT THERE, 511 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:30,465 NURSE JUMBO... GIVE ME THE HEAVY 512 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:31,533 ARTILLERY. 513 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,860 TRY RUNNING FROM THIS, MY GOOD 514 00:18:33,885 --> 00:18:36,165 MAN. 515 00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:37,803 HEAT SOURCE LOCATED. 516 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,367 TARGET LOCKED. 517 00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:41,133 [ PANTING ] 518 00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:42,871 WHOA! 519 00:18:42,933 --> 00:18:45,773 YAAAH! 520 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,203 WH-O-O-OA! 521 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:50,997 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 522 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,227 HEAT SOURCE LOST. 523 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,130 I SAY, WE SHOULD HAVE HEARD A 524 00:18:55,151 --> 00:18:57,001 JOLLY GOOD SCREAM OF INOCULATION 525 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:58,467 BY NOW, DON'T YOU THINK? 526 00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,503 HEAT SOURCE LOCATED. 527 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,167 TARGET LOCKED. 528 00:19:02,233 --> 00:19:03,773 OH, BISCUITS, NURSE JUMBO. 529 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,203 I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE. 530 00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:07,027 [ GASPS ] 531 00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:08,831 GREAT BALLS OF COTTON! 532 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,890 [ POINK! ] 533 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,928 [ SCREAMING ] 534 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,080 [ GASPS ] 535 00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:15,201 [ SIGHS ] 536 00:19:15,267 --> 00:19:16,567 WHOA! 537 00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,703 GRR! 538 00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,177 NO ONE ESCAPES 539 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,631 DR. PHINEAS B. SHARP, MR. UNO. 540 00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:24,900 AFTER HIM, NURSE JUMBO! 541 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:27,037 [ SQUEAKING ] 542 00:19:27,068 --> 00:19:29,168 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU QUIT, 543 00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,433 YOU PREPOSTEROUS PACHYDERM?! 544 00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,190 [ SQUEAKING ] 545 00:19:33,218 --> 00:19:34,928 OH, SO YOU GOT HIT BY A FEW 546 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 STRAY SHOTS. 547 00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:37,233 WELL, BOO-HOO. 548 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,280 IT'S NOT LIKE ELEPHANTS CAN GET 549 00:19:39,301 --> 00:19:41,301 MOOSE BUMPS ANYWAY. 550 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:42,957 [ SQUEAKING ] 551 00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,595 WELL, FINE. 552 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:46,227 YOU BE THAT WAY, THEN. 553 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,400 RRRRR... 554 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:48,927 ARRRRGH! 555 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,290 I'LL GO AND GIVE NIGEL UNO HIS 556 00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:53,628 MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS MYSELF. 557 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,880 [ GRUMBLING ] 558 00:19:55,901 --> 00:19:58,101 DREADFUL INDEED. 559 00:19:58,167 --> 00:20:01,257 [ WHIMPERING ] 560 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:04,395 CAN'T... KEEP THIS UP... MUCH 561 00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:05,027 LONGER. 562 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,430 AAAAAH! 563 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,330 I DO HAVE OTHER APPOINTMENTS 564 00:20:08,351 --> 00:20:10,201 TODAY, MR. UNO, SO LET'S GET 565 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:12,027 THIS OVER WITH, SHALL WE? 566 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,170 NO! 567 00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,573 GET AWAY! 568 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,163 [ PANTING ] 569 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:17,734 THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN, 570 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,290 NIGEL, SO WHY DON'T YOU TAKE 571 00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:20,828 YOUR SHOTS LIKE A MAN. 572 00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:22,300 NO! 573 00:20:22,367 --> 00:20:23,927 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! 574 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,000 WHOA! 575 00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,493 [ WHISTLE BLOWS ] 576 00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:36,598 [ MOOSE CALLS ] 577 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,827 Y-YOU'RE NOT PREVENTING... 578 00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:41,031 AAAAAAH! 579 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,030 OOOOOOH! 580 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:44,790 SO, YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT, 581 00:20:44,818 --> 00:20:46,528 HAVE YOU, OLD BOY? 582 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,770 I'M NOT PREVENTING MOOSE BUMPS. 583 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,473 I'M CAUS THEM! 584 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,943 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 585 00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:56,398 AND BY TURNING YOU MISERABLE 586 00:20:56,467 --> 00:20:58,737 CHILDREN INTO MOOSES, I'LL HAVE 587 00:20:58,768 --> 00:21:01,068 ALL THE ANTLERS I NEED TO SAW 588 00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,393 OFF, GRIND UP, AND MAKE INTO 589 00:21:03,418 --> 00:21:05,698 "CHESTER'S MARVELOUS MOOSICLES," 590 00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,557 AN ICE-CREAM TREAT THAT'LL 591 00:21:07,585 --> 00:21:09,395 MAKE ME AN ELEVENTY 592 00:21:09,467 --> 00:21:10,827 BIMILLIONAIRE! 593 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,740 [ LAUGHS ] 594 00:21:12,768 --> 00:21:14,628 YOU... YOU'RE INSANE! 595 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:16,480 I'LL STOP YOU IF IT'S THE LAST 596 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:18,301 THING... I... DO! 597 00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,207 AH, BUT THIS IS THE LAST 598 00:21:20,235 --> 00:21:22,095 THING YOU'LL DO. 599 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,597 CAN YOU FEEL IT? 600 00:21:23,667 --> 00:21:26,597 IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING! 601 00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,067 HUH? 602 00:21:28,133 --> 00:21:29,413 [ SCREAMING ] 603 00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:30,734 [ Deep voice ] WHAT HAVE YOU 604 00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,733 DONE TO ME? 605 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,790 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 606 00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:44,828 WHAT? 607 00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,570 THIS CAN'T... 608 00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,803 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! 609 00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:51,227 [ LAUGHING ] 610 00:21:51,251 --> 00:21:53,631 WHOA! 611 00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,800 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 612 00:21:57,867 --> 00:21:59,327 AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO 613 00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,831 HAPPEN IF YOU MAKE ME GET MY 614 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,170 MOOSE BUMPS SHOTS! 615 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,073 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT, MOM? 616 00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,033 IS IT? HUH? 617 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:06,240 OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, 618 00:22:06,268 --> 00:22:07,428 NIGEL. 619 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,230 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET THESE 620 00:22:09,251 --> 00:22:11,001 PREPOSTEROUS IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD. 621 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:12,227 GOOD MORNING. 622 00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:14,140 MY SON NIGEL UNO IS HERE FOR HIS 623 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,028 3:00 APPOINTMENT. 624 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,430 YES, YES. 625 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:21,600 NIGEL UNO! 626 00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:27,783 ♪ MOOSICLES 627 00:22:27,801 --> 00:22:29,071 ♪ MOOSICLES 628 00:22:29,133 --> 00:22:31,343 ♪ MOO-MOO-MARVELOUS MOOSICLES 629 00:22:31,368 --> 00:22:33,598 ♪ FIRST WE TAKE SOME ANTLERS 630 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:34,937 AND GRIND THEM UP ♪ 631 00:22:34,968 --> 00:22:36,268 ♪ THEN WE ADD SOME ICE CREAM 632 00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:37,463 ♪ GLOPPITY GLOP 633 00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:38,634 ♪ FREEZE 'EM IN THE FREEZER 634 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,740 AT 100 BELOW ♪ 635 00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:40,828 ♪ TAKE 'EM OUT, YOU GOTTA 636 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:42,610 - SHOUT ♪ - ♪ OH, WHAT DO YA KNOW 637 00:22:42,700 --> 00:22:44,010 ♪ THEY'RE MOOSICLES 638 00:22:44,035 --> 00:22:45,365 ♪ MOOSICLES 639 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,213 ♪ MOO-MOO-MARVELOUS MOOSICLES 640 00:22:47,234 --> 00:22:49,034 ♪ THE ONLY ICE-CREAM TREAT 641 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:50,880 WITH THE FUR THAT TICKLES ♪ 642 00:22:50,901 --> 00:22:52,701 ♪ THEY'RE CHESTER'S MARVELOUS 643 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:55,297 MOOSICLES ♪ 37915

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