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A HARD YEAR FOR OUR SCHOOL.
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WE HAVE ENDURED HOMEWORK THEFT
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ON OUR SCHOOL BUSES, WEREPOODLE
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HONOR STUDENTS, AND TONE-DEAF
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CAFETERIA LADIES WHO MAKE
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DISGUSTING FOOD COME ALIVE.
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BUT NONE OF THIS WAS AS
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DEVASTATING AS THE LOSS OF OUR
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FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT,
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JAMES NIXON McGARFIELD.
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WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THAT HE
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WOULD CHANGE FROM A FAIR AND
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JUST POLITICIAN TO ONE OF
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COMPLETE EVIL... NOT TO MENTION
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- THAT HE TOTALLY TRIED TO STEAL - MY GIRLFRIEND.
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SO IT IS AT THIS TIME THAT I
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WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU, THE
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STUDENT BODY, FOR ELECTING ME,
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NIGEL UNO, FOR THE OFFICE OF
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FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT.
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WHO'S HE TALKING TO?
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BOYS AND GIRLS, FRIENDS AND
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CLASSMATES... THE VOTES HAVE
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BEEN TALLIED, AND IT IS WITH
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GREAT PLEASURE THAT I,
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WILSON WOODROW, YOUR
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FOURTH-GRADE SECRETARY, PRESENT
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TO YOU...
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YOUR NEWLY ELECTED FOURTH-GRADE
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PRESIDENT...
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THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM
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DOWN THE LANE!
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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- >> THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM - DOWN THE... WAH!
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Together: [ Monotone ] THANK
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YOU, FELLOW STUDENTS, FOR
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ELECTING US AS YOUR NEW
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PRESIDENT.
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WE THINK YOU'LL FIND THE REST OF
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THE SCHOOL YEAR TO BE QUITE
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DELIGHTFUL.
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- >> WHO DO YOU FREAKS THINK - YOU'RE KIDDING?
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NO ONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU.
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HEY!
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NUMBUH 1!
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I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WAS
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YOU!
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I'M SORRY, NIGEL.
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THE NUMBERS STATE QUITE CLEARLY
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THAT THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN WON
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THE ELECTION FAIR AND SQUARE.
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THAT'S RIGHT!
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AND AS YOUR FOURTH-GRADE
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PRESIDENT, OUR FIRST MATTER OF
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BUSINESS IS CLEANSING THIS
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SCHOOL OF TROUBLEMAKERS WHO
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ATTACK THEIR OWN PRESIDENT...
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TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE NIGEL UNO.
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YOU'RE CALLING ME A
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TROUBLEMAKER?!
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I WANT A RECOUNT!
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OH, YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF
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TIME TO COUNT WHERE YOU'RE
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GOING, NUMBUH 1...
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PLENTY OF TIME.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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[ STUDENTS TALKING ]
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MR. UNO, WHAT DO YOU SAY TO
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ALLEGATIONS THAT YOU EAT PASTE?
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NIGEL, ARE YOU WEARING
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RAINBOW MONKEY UNDIES?
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IS IT TRUE YOU'RE A
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HOMEWORK-EATING WEREWOLF?
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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NUMBUH 1 IS TOTALLY GETTING THE
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CHEWED END OF THE PENCIL ON
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THIS.
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DON'T WORRY.
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WE BROUGHT IN
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NUMBUH $1.50-AN-HOUR
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TO DEFEND HIM.
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HE IS G-O-O-O-O-OOD.
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AND HE'S A FIFTH-GRADER.
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HE'D BETTER BE GOOD AT A
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BUCK 50 AN HOUR.
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THAT'S LIKE MY WHOLE WEEK'S
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ALLOWANCE!
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I TOLD YOU WE'D PAY YOU BACK.
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ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE
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DELIGHTFUL PRESIDENTS FROM DOWN
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THE LANE.
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[ CROWD GASPS ]
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NO WAY!
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WHO MADE YOU BALLOT BURGLARS A
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JUDGE?
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- THIS IS AN OUT... - >> PLEASE, MR. UNO.
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ALLOW ME TO HANDLE THIS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
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YOUR HONORABLES, MY CLIENT,
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NIGEL UNO... A BOY OF THE
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PEOPLE... IS OBVIOUSLY...
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GUILTY!
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AND WE HEREBY SENTENCE HIM TO
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LIFE DETENTION!
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NO! YOU CAN'T!
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NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
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YOUR HONORS, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY
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OBJECT TO THE...
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YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!
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YOU FIFTH-GRADERS THINK YOU'RE
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SO SMART.
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WELL, WE'VE HAD IT!
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AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, WE
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HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO DECLARE
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WAR ON YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE
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GRADE.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!
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I'M SICK OF GETTING WEDGIES FROM
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THOSE STUPID, UGLY
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FIFTH-GRADERS!
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HEY!
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I'M A STUPID, UGLY
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FIFTH-GRADER!
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU SURE ARE!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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WHY, YOU LITTLE...
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GIVE ME BACK MY $1.50!
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COME ON, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF
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HERE AND FIND A WAY TO HELP
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NUMBUH 1!
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GIVE ME BACK MY ALLOWANCE!
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COME ON, LET ME TALK TO MY
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DAD!
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I GET ONE PHONE CALL!
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I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LACK OF
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DECOR, CONVICT, BUT AS I
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UNDERSTAND, Y'ALL KIDS NEXT DOOR
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OPERATIVES ARE A MIGHT HANDY AT
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MAKING WEAPONS OUT OF BED FRAMES
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AND SALAD TONGS.
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- >> YOU'VE GOT TO RELEASE ME - IMMEDIATELY.
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THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN HAVE
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STOLEN THE FOURTH-GRADE
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ELECTION, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT
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THEY'LL DO NEXT?
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WHAT THEY'LL BE DOING NEXT IS
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SAVING ME AND THE SIX GUM GANG A
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PERMANENT SPOT AT THE FRONT OF
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THE CAFé-TERIA LINE, AND ALL I
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GOT TO DO IS KEEP YOU LOCKED UP
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SAFE AND SOUND.
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NOW SIT DOWN!
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ONE COMIN' OUT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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ONE COMIN' OUT.
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[ GROANS ]
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PSST!
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PSSSSST!
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WHO'S THERE?
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NIGEL, IT'S ME... WILSON.
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LISTEN, NIGEL, YOU WON THE
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ELECTION, AND THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN TOOK IT AWAY.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
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SOMEONE HAS TO COUNT THE
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VOTES, AND THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN PROMISED ME A SLICE OF
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THEIR BIRTHDAY CAKE NEXT YEAR IF
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I...
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I...
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FUDGED THE RESULTS A LITTLE.
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FUDGED?
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THEY WEREN'T EVEN ON THE BALLOT!
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED
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THEM.
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THE MINUTE THEY GOT ELECTED,
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THEY FRAMED ME FOR TYING
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MUFFY JENKINS' SHOELACES
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TOGETHER AND GAVE ME DETENTION
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FOR LIFE WITH NO CHANCE FOR
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RECESS.
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WELL, SERVES YOU RIGHT.
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LISTEN, NIGEL.
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YOU'VE GOT TO GET US OUT OF HERE
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SO WE CAN STOP THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN'S PLAN.
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PLAN? WHAT PLAN?
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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AFTER CUTTING OFF THEIR MILK
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MONEY SUPPLY ROUTES, THOSE
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PATHETIC FIFTH-GRADERS
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SURRENDERED IMMEDIATELY TO THE
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POWER OF OUR FOURTH-GRADE SAFETY
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PATROL.
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AND WITH THEM OUT OF THE WAY,
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THE THIRD GRADE WILL BE EVEN
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EASIER... AND THE SECOND GRADE,
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AND THE FIRST!
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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FELLOW FOURTH- AND FIFTH-GRADERS
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OF GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY, THIS IS
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YOUR PRESIDENT.
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WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A
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DECLARATION OF WAR FROM THE
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FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD GRADES.
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WHILE WE ARE NORMALLY A
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PEACE-LOVING PRESIDENT, WE ARE
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NOW FORCED TO BEEF UP OUR ARMY
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BY INSTITUTING A MANDATORY DRAFT
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OF ALL FIFTH-GRADE STUDENTS INTO
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THE FOURTH-GRADE SAFETY PATROL
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TO FIGHT THIS NEW MENACE.
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SO GO... FIGHT IN THE NAME OF
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FOURTH-AND-FIFTH GRADERNESS!
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I'M SICK OF GETTING WEDGIES
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FROM THOSE STUPID, UGLY FIRST-,
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SECOND-, AND THIRD-GRADERS!
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LET'S GET THEM!
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[ ALL CHEERING ]
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WHOO-HOO!
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IT'S NOOGIE TIME FOR THOSE RATS!
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WAH!
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DON'T YOU SEE WHAT THOSE
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DELIGHTFUL DORKS ARE DOING?
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THEY'RE PLAYING EVERYONE AGAINST
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EACH OTHER FOR THEIR OWN GAME.
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OH, MAN.
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I THOUGHT SCHOOL WAS GETTING FUN
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FOR ONCE.
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LISTEN, WE HAVE TO BUST
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NUMBUH 1 OUT OF DETENTION AND
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TAKE CARE OF THOSE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN BEFORE THEY TAKE OVER
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THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
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BUT NO ONE'S EVER BROKEN OUT
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OF DETENTION BEFORE.
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THAT PLACE IS ROCK-SOLID.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I HOPE HE'S HAVING FUN IN THERE!
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LIGHTS OUT!
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CLASS, 258 WON'T JUST DIVIDE
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ITSELF BY 18, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO
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DO SOME LONG DIVISION.
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PSST!
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NUMBUH 5...
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HEY, YOU GOT ANY GUM?
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- >> YOU KNOW WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO - CHEW GUM IN CLASS.
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YOU TRYING TO GET US THROWN INTO
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DETENTION, TOO?
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OH, COME ON.
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IT'S LIKE ANOTHER 24 HOURS
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BEFORE SCHOOL IS OVER.
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I'M DYING OVER HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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YES!
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BUT JUST TAKE ONE PIECE.
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CHEWING GUM IN CLASS,
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GORGEOUS?
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THAT THERE IS ILLEGAL.
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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I-I WAS JUST GIVING IT TO HIM
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FOR AFTER SCHOOL.
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SURE YOU WAS.
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WELL, MAYBE LUNK'LL CONFISCATE
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IT...
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[ BELL RINGS ]
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SO YOU DON'T GET ANY IDEA
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ABOUT CHEWIN' IT IN SCHOOL.
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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ONE COMIN' IN!
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[ BUZZER ]
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GRUB TIME, CONVICT.
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BON APPETITE, SPORT.
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HEY, LUNK, UH...
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GOT AN EXTRA PIECE OF GUM?
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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NOT FOR YOU, CON...
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WHOA!
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KIDS NEXT DOOR
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G.U.M.M.B.O.... GOOEY, UNLOCKING
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MUSH MAXIMIZES BREAKOUT.
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WHY, YOU...
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[ SCREAMS ]
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UNO'S ESCAPING!
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GET HIM!
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HEY!
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ALL RIGHT, NIGEL!
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COME ON, NIGEL!
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ PRISONERS CHEERING ]
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[ GASPS ]
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DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
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GET HIM!
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TEN GOIN' IN!
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TEN GOIN' IN!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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ONE COMING OUT.
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ONE COMIN' OUT!
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STOP THAT!
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YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR
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CONVICTS, YOU IDIOT!
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, LET
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HIM... ESCAPE?
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AH...
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THE PRESIDENTS OF THE FIRST,
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SECOND, AND THIRD GRADES.
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THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SIGN
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YOUR SURRENDER.
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LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE!
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YEAH, YOUR GOONS BLOCKED OFF
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THE CAFETERIA SO WE CAN'T EVEN
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EAT LUNCH!
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BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
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FINALLY, OUR SCHOOL IS UNITED
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UNDER ONE SUPREME LEADER.
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FINALLY, GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY
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CAN BECOME THE SUPREME POWER IT
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WAS MEANT TO BE.
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FINALLY, WE CAN EXPAND OUR
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EMPIRE BEYOND THIS ELEMENTARY
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SCHOOL, AND UNITED, WE WILL TAKE
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OVER THE MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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LOOK AT THESE KIDS.
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THEY'RE NOT TRAINED TO TAKE ON
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MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS.
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- >> AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE REAL - WEAPONS.
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HOW ARE BIKES AND SCOOTERS GOING
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TO PUT A DENT IN THEIR DEFENSES?
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I'M SCARED!
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I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THE BIG
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KIDS!
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AH, DON'T WORRY, LITTLE GIRL.
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I TAKE ON MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS ALL
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THE TIME.
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YOU DO?
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SURE.
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- THE FIRST TWO MONTHS OF PAIN - FROM ALL THE NOOGIES AND ALL
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- THE DEAD LEGS THEY GIVE YOU IS - THE WORST.
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AND THEN YOUR SKIN TURNS PURPLE
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FROM ALL THE COW BITES AND
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PINK BELLIES.
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[ CRYING ]
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ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HER
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FEEL BETTER OR TRYING TO MAKE
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HER WET HER PANTS?
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DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, KID.
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WE WON'T LET ANY BIG KID GET
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YOU.
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HENDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL, FOUR
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METERS AND CLOSING.
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REPEAT... HENDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL,
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FOUR METERS AND CLOSING.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, GET TO WORK
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ON THESE BIKES AND SEE WHAT YOU
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CAN DO TO GIVE THESE KIDS A
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FIGHTING CHANCE.
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AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!
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WHERE ARE YOU, NUMBUH 1?
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YOU SHOULD HAVE ESCAPED BY NOW.
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[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
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EXCUSE ME, MASTER PRESIDENTS,
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- BUT THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU ON - LINE ONE.
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EXCELLENT.
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NOW LEAVE US!
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY.
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
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HENDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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I TRUST ALL IS GOING
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ACCORDING... TO PLAN?
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BUT OF COURSE.
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AFTER STEALING THEIR ELECTION
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AND PITTING THE GRADES AGAINST
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ONE ANOTHER, THE STUDENTS AT
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY ARE WEAK
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AND ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT
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STUPID BICYCLES AND SCOOTERS.
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THEY'LL BE NO MATCH FOR YOUR
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TEENAGE TECHNOLOGY.
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EXCELLENT.
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ONCE WE DEFEAT YOUR SCHOOL,
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EVERY TEENAGER IN OURS WILL HAVE
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THEIR OWN LITTLE SLAVE TO CARRY
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THEIR BOOKS AND WASH THEIR
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SWEATY GYM CLOTHES FOR THEM.
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AND FOR DELIVERING THEM TO
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YOU, WE'LL BE MADE
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HONEST-TO-GOODNESS
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EIGHTH-GRADERS.
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RIGHT?
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JUST MAKE SURE THOSE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE OUT OF THE
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PICTURE.
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FINALLY, BY SELLING OUT THIS
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MISERABLE SCHOOL, WE'LL BE MADE
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EIGHTH-GRADERS AND BE THAT MUCH
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CLOSER TO GLORIOUS ADULTHOOD!
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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A BUNCH OF TREASONOUS CREEPS.
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HUH?
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ANY OTHER WORDS YOU'D LIKE TO
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SAY TO THE SCHOOL BEFORE WE
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THROW YOU OUT OF OFFICE?
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WHAT?
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AAAAH!
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, NIGEL UNO!
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THIS ISN'T OVER YET!
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[ STUDENTS CHEERING ]
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HENDRY MIDDLE SCHOOL, THREE
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MINUTES AND CLOSING.
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REPEATING... HENDRY MIDDLE
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SCHOOL, THREE MINUTES AND
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CLOSING.
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THE BIG KIDS ARE COMING!
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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CALM DOWN!
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HOLD ON!
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY!
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TODAY, THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
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PLAYED OUR GRADES AGAINST EACH
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OTHER SO THAT THEY COULD BECOME
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EIGHTH-GRADERS.
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ME, I'M A FOURTH-GRADER... AND
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IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET A
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BUNCH OF GAWKY MIDDLE-SCHOOL
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KIDS COME AND MAKE ME CARRY
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THEIR BOOKS FOR THEM, THEN
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THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT
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OVER MY NOOGIED, PURPLE-NURPLED
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BODY!
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[ STUDENTS CHEERING ]
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY, BATTLE
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STATIONS!
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YEAH, LET'S GO GET THEM!
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LET'S GET THOSE GUYS!
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HEY, CHAD.
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LIKE, GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY IS
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ALMOST TOTALLY IN RANGE.
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- [ LAUGHS ] - THEY LAUNCHED SOME FIGHTERS, BUT
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JUST LIKE THOSE DELIGHTFUL DUDES
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PROMISED, THEY'RE, LIKE, SO
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BARELY ARMED.
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SWEET.
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MR. DIXON...
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I PREFER IF YOU AND
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MR. CAVALLERO DISCUSSED INVADING
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ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS AFTER MY
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CLASS.
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YES, MRS. VANDERBARN.
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WE BARELY HAD ENOUGH TIME TO
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GET THIS BIKES UP TO FIGHTING
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SPECS.
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO TAKE ON
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TEENAGE TECHNOLOGY?
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DON'T WORRY.
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- EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOL HAS A WEAK - POINT.
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- I'VE LOCKED THE COORDINATES INTO - EVERYONE'S TARGETING COMPUTERS
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TO FIND IT.
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- >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, THIS IS - FOURTH-GRADE LEADER.
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ALL GRADES CHECK IN.
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- >> FIRST-GRADE LEADER STANDING - BY.
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SECOND-GRADE LEADER GOOD TO
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GO!
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WE'RE ALL DOOMED, BUT
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THIRD-GRADERS ARE STANDING BY.
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FIFTH-GRADERS READY TO ROCK.
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- >> ALL RIGHT, TEAM LEADERS, YOU - KNOW WHAT TO DO.
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- THE MINUTE YOU SEE AN OPENING, - GO IN.
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NO PROBLEM.
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THIS WILL BE JUST LIKE RIDING
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THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO
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WHEN I WAS 5.
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WHOA!
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HEADS UP, GANG!
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HERE THEY COME!
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WHOA!
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I'M HIT!
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I CAN'T HOLD HER!
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00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,103
OH!
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THEY GOT FIFTH-GRADE LEADER!
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I TOLD YOU WE WERE DOOMED!
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WATCH OUT, THIRD GRADE.
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TEENAGERS COMING UP BEHIND YOU.
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- >> [ GASPS ] - >> [ CRIES ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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I'VE BEEN HIT!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ GROANING ]
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THIS IS THE SECOND-GRADE
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LEADER.
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WE'RE GOING IN.
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FOLLOW ME!
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WATCH OUT FOR THOSE FOUNTAIN
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GUNS!
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WHOA!
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[ GROANS ]
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WE LOST JESSE!
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KEEP PEDALING!
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00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:32,297
WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
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COLI-I-I-I-I-I-N!
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YEAH, IT'S GOING TO BE
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TOTALLY COOL.
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WE'LL ALL HAVE LITTLE TWERPS TO,
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LIKE, CLEAN OUT OUR LOCKERS AND
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STUFF.
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HEY!
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WHAT'S THAT KID DOING HERE?!
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DUDE, LIKE, UH...
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SOME OF THE SCIENCE NERDS HAVE
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ANALYZED THE GRADE-SCHOOLERS'
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ATTACK, AND WE MIGHT, LIKE,
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UH...
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HAVE A PROBLEM.
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IT'S THOSE KIDS NEXT DORKS!
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READY MY BIKE.
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[ GROWLS ]
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AND DON'T SCRATCH IT OR NOTHING!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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NAP TIME, KID.
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DUDE!
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[ CRASH ]
531
00:18:15,568 --> 00:18:17,328
OH... DUDE.
532
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,230
MIND IF I DROP IN, KID?
533
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:22,430
AND STEP ON IT, BABY!
534
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,430
THEY'RE RIGHT OVER THERE!
535
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:27,200
THIS IS SECOND-GRADE ATTACK.
536
00:18:27,267 --> 00:18:29,407
- I'M 100 METERS TO TARGET AND - CLOSING.
537
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,140
WAIT, THE WATER GUNS HAVE
538
00:18:31,168 --> 00:18:32,828
STOPPED FIRING.
539
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,930
LOOK OUT!
540
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,610
[ CRASH ]
541
00:18:35,635 --> 00:18:37,265
THERE'S AN ENTRANCE COMING UP
542
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:38,333
AT SEVEN ZERO NINER.
543
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,397
LET'S GO!
544
00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:41,507
- >> THIS IS THE FOURTH-GRADE - LEADER.
545
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,730
WE'RE GOING IN.
546
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:51,443
- THE TARGET IS RIGHT AROUND THE - CORNER.
547
00:18:51,533 --> 00:18:52,973
WELL, TAKE IT OUT, THEN!
548
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:55,893
ALL THIS WATER IS PEELING THE
549
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:58,798
STICKERS OFF MY BIKE!
550
00:18:58,867 --> 00:18:59,857
THE WATER CANNONS...
551
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:00,895
THEY'VE STOPPED.
552
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,427
WELL, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
553
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,500
ICK!
554
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:07,397
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
555
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,800
WHOA!
556
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,270
[ SCREAMING ]
557
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,170
MY STICKERS!
558
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,197
ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.
559
00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,167
I'M HIT!
560
00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:35,833
STAY ON TARGET.
561
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,670
I'M ON THE LEADER.
562
00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:41,673
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
563
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:42,733
MY LEFT TIRE!
564
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:43,800
I GOT TO PULL OUT!
565
00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:45,277
- >> DON'T YOU GO ANYWHERE, - NUMBUH 2!
566
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,930
WE'RE ONLY 100 METERS TO TARGET.
567
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,530
DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 1.
568
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,830
I AIN'T PULLING OUT ALONE.
569
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,730
WHAT?!
570
00:19:58,233 --> 00:19:59,683
[ SIGHS ]
571
00:19:59,701 --> 00:20:01,171
GO, HENDRY HOOLIGANS?
572
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,603
OW!
573
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,640
- >> THERE'S NO ONE TO PROTECT YOU - NOW.
574
00:20:07,733 --> 00:20:10,203
ALMOST THERE!
575
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,030
HUH?!
576
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:18,870
PRINCIPAL HENDRY'S OFFICE?
577
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:21,403
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
578
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:23,427
I'M TAKING THE SHOT.
579
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:38,570
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
580
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:41,727
HA!
581
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,500
NICE SHOT, LOSER.
582
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,227
NOW TO FINISH YOU.
583
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,930
HUH?
584
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:53,130
[ SCREAMING ]
585
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:55,833
CHAD DIXON!
586
00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:59,240
WHAT IS A BIKE DOING IN MY
587
00:20:59,268 --> 00:21:02,328
SCHOOL, LET ALONE IN MY OFFICE?!
588
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,530
[ PANTING ]
589
00:21:07,067 --> 00:21:08,567
HEY, THERE YOU GUYS ARE.
590
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,733
WHERE'S NUMBUH 1?
591
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,930
I STAYED AS LONG AS I COULD.
592
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,570
YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME!
593
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:15,473
I DID ALL I COULD!
594
00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,433
HE'S STILL IN THERE?
595
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:22,170
AW, COME ON, NUMBUH 1.
596
00:21:22,233 --> 00:21:25,683
[ GROWLING ]
597
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:29,171
[ SCREAMING ]
598
00:21:29,233 --> 00:21:34,373
OH!
599
00:21:34,433 --> 00:21:36,073
[ SIGHS ]
600
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,230
[ STUDENTS CHEERING ]
601
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,770
NICE SHOT, MR. PRESIDENT.
602
00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:50,287
MY FELLOW GALLAGHER
603
00:21:50,318 --> 00:21:51,768
ELEMENTARY STUDENTS,
604
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:53,763
THANK YOU FOR ELECTING ME FOR
605
00:21:53,784 --> 00:21:55,734
THE OFFICE OF FOURTH GRADE...
606
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,240
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
607
00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:58,728
UH...
608
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,880
[ WHISPERS ]
609
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,001
WHAT?!
610
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:03,627
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T WIN?
611
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:05,340
UM, I JUST TOLD YOU YOU'D WON
612
00:22:05,368 --> 00:22:07,028
SO YOU'D HELP ME GET OUT OF
613
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,630
DETENTION.
614
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:10,010
THE REAL WINNER OF THE ELECTION
615
00:22:10,035 --> 00:22:11,365
WAS...
616
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:15,573
EGGBERT EGGLESTON!
617
00:22:15,633 --> 00:22:17,333
[ STUDENTS CHEERING ]
618
00:22:17,351 --> 00:22:19,071
EGGBOY?
619
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:21,633
WHO WOULD VOTE FOR HIM?
620
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,930
[ NERVOUS LAUGHTER ]
621
00:22:24,951 --> 00:22:28,201
[ WHISTLING ]
622
00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:29,527
EGGCEPTIONAL...
623
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,600
EGGDUCATED...
624
00:22:30,633 --> 00:22:31,973
EGGUNANIMALICIOUS...
625
00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:33,633
THESE ARE ALL WORDS KIDS FROM
626
00:22:33,651 --> 00:22:35,271
GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY HAVE USED
627
00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:36,443
TO DESCRIBE FOURTH-GRADE
628
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:37,598
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
629
00:22:37,667 --> 00:22:39,097
EGGBERT EGGLESTON.
630
00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:40,857
HE'S SEEN GOOD TIMES, AND HE'S
631
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:42,595
SEEN BAD TIMES, BUT EGGBERT
632
00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:44,577
ISN'T THE KIND TO SCRAMBLE KEY
633
00:22:44,601 --> 00:22:46,531
POINTS OR OVER EASY ON REAL
634
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,070
ISSUES.
635
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:50,343
- EGGBERT EGGLESTON... IF YOU'RE - NOT VOTING FOR HIM, THE YOLK'S
636
00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:51,767
ON YOU.
637
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,213
- THIS AD PAID FOR BY THE "WE LOVE - EGG BOY, OH, YES WE DO, WE LOVE
638
00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:54,543
- EGG BOY, HOW ABOUT YOU" - COALITION, AND IS ENDORSED,
639
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,007
- APPROVED, AND OTHERWISE - OKEYDOKEYED BY EGGBERT EGGLESTON
640
00:22:56,033 --> 00:22:57,283
- AND ALL MEMBERS OF THE EGGBOY - FOR FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT
641
00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,300
CAMPAIGN.
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