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[ SNORING ]

HMM.

AHH.

STUPID BABY WON'T KNOW WHAT

HIT HIM.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ SCREAMS ]

KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

Both: HI-YAH!

- >> WHAT THE... - >> HEY, TEENAGER, LET ME POP

THAT ZIT FOR YOU.

WATCH IT!

HUH! HYAH!

AAH!

THEY KNEW WE WERE COMING.

BUT HOW?

[ GRUNTS ]

STAY STILL, SQUIRT.

GRR!

HUH. HI-YAH!

AAH!

[ CRIES ]

OOF!

THAT'S IT.

THESE KIDS ARE...

AAAAH!

WHOA.

YAAAH!

ALL RIGHT, RUNTS, TIME TO

PLAY CHICKEN.

HMM?

HAVE A BLAST, KIDS!

[ GRUNTS ]

Both: [ SCREAMING ]

[ MOANS ]

COME ON, YA PIZZA FACES.

COME GET SOME!

YEAH!

HMM?

OH, NO!

NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!

GUYS!

OOF!

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

OW, QUIT IT.

YAH! HA HA.

GET OFF.

[ CRIES ]

HEY, WAIT UP.

MOVE IT, YOU DWEEBS.

GO, GO, GO.

LET'S GO. MOVE IT.

MOVE IT!

REPORT, NUMBUH 9.

THE TRAP WORKED, SIR.

- I MANAGED TO OBTAIN ONE OF THEIR - WEAPONS.

- BUT THE TEENS WERE TOO STRONG - FOR US.

WE MAY HAVE LOST NUMBUHS 8A AND

8B.

[ GROANING ]

I'M AFRAID THEY'VE BEEN

POXED, SIR.

WELL, YOU DID YOUR BEST.

BUT WE WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH,

WERE WE?

I'M AFRAID NOT, NUMBUH 11.

KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL BE FOREVER

VULNERABLE UNTIL WE FIND THE

- TEENAGERS' SOURCE OF CHICKEN - POX.

DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 100,

WE'LL...

HUH?

CREE, HERE'S YOUR HAT, SIS.

YOU KEEP IT.

YOU DID GREAT ON YOUR SECOND

MISSION.

YOU EARNED IT, ABBY.

I-I MEAN, NUMBUH 5.

NUMBUH 100, AS TEAM LEADER OF

SECTOR "V," I TAKE FULL

RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FAILURE

OF THIS MISSION.

NO!

THIS MISSION WAS MY IDEA, CREE.

IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.

AND FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, I

WILL LEAVE MY SECTOR AND SCOUR

THE EARTH IN A QUEST TO FIND THE

TEENS' POX!

I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER, EVER...

HELLO!

SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR

PRETENDING, BUT I THOUGHT YOU

KIDS WOULD LIKE A BREAK AND HAVE

SOME OF MOMMY'S HOMEMADE OATMEAL

COOKIES.

MO-O-O-O-O-M!

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A

LIFE-DEFINING SPEECH HERE!

SORRY, HON.

I'LL JUST LEAVE THEM IN THE

KITCHEN, THEN.

♪ LA-LA-LA LA LA

[ GROANS ]

NOW, WHERE WAS I?

THAT YOU'LL NEVER REST...

UNTIL YOU...

OH, YEAH.

I SWEAR, I WILL NEVER REST UNTIL

I DISCOVER THE SOURCE OF THE

TEENS' POX AND TOTALLY, UTTERLY,

COMPLETELY DESTROY IT!

[ Echoing ] DESTROY IT!

DESTROY IT!

[ SIGHS ]

BUT I GUESS I COULDN'T LIVE UP

TO MY PROMISE.

OH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON

YOURSELF, MAURICE.

YOU SPENT THREE YEARS ALONE

SEARCHING FOR THE SOURCE.

YEAH, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO

DISCOVERED THAT THE TEENS GET

- THEIR CHICKEN POX FROM AN - ISLAND.

AN UNMARKED ISLAND HIDDEN IN

THE DEEP SEA, AN ISLAND THAT MAY

WELL HAVE A CHICKEN-POX CANNON

ON IT BY NOW.

DON'T WORRY, MAURICE.

WE'LL KEEP YOUR PROMISE FOR YOU.

SORRY TO INTERRUPT, BUT...

IT'S TIME TO BLOW OUT THE

CANDLES.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

MY FELLOW KIDS NEXT DOOR, IT'S

BEEN AN HONOR BATTLING ADULT

TYRANNY BY YOUR SIDE.

I'D LIKE TO SAY I'LL REMEMBER

YOU ALL FOREVER, BUT AS YOU

KNOW, MY DECOMMISSIONING WILL

ERASE ALL MEMORIES OF YOUR BRAVE

EXPLOITS AND OUR FUN TIMES

TOGETHER.

SO LET ME JUST THANK EACH AND

EVERY ONE OF YOU...

FOR THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE.

KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!

All: KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!

NUMBUH 9, YOU CAN BLOW OUT

YOUR CANDLES NOW.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAURICE.

FOLLOW ME, PLEASE.

[ CRYING HYSTERICALLY ]

NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

LIKE, DUDE, DOES ANYONE KNOW

WHERE A GUY CAN GET SOME CHIPS

AND SALSA IN THIS DUMP?

COME ON, HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU

HOME, MAURICE?

WELL, OKAY, KID, BUT THERE

BETTER BE SALSA THERE.

KIDS NEXT DOOR, DISMISSED!

KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES!

I GOT YOU.

I ALMOST GOT YOU.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

HEY, NUMBUH 5, HAVE YOU

THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT FOR

YOUR BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK?

NOTHING.

REALLY?

NOT EVEN A "SO HAPPY TO BE A

YEAR OLDER" RAINBOW MONKEY?

ITS JOINTS CRACK WHEN YOU

SQUEEZE IT!

AND IT SINGS "HAPPY BIRTH...

WILL YOU SHUT UP, GIRL?!

OH, I'M SORRY, NUMBUH 3, BUT I

DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY.

IT'S SO UNFAIR.

NO MATTER HOW HARD WE WORK,

WE'RE ALL GONNA TURN INTO TEENS

ONE DAY.

I-I MEAN, LOOK AT MAURICE.

HE WAS THE GREATEST OF THE

GREAT, AND I BET THOSE TEENS ARE

RECRUITING HIM RIGHT NOW.

NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NUMBUH 1?

I MEAN THAT WE CAN MONITOR

MAURICE 24/7.

WE CAN PROTECT HIM AND ENSURE

THAT HE'S NEVER RECRUITED BY

THOSE TEENAGERS.

BUT KIDS NEXT DOOR

REGULATIONS REQUIRE WE LET

DECOMMISSIONED OPERATIVES LIVE

WITHOUT INTERFERENCE.

WE CAN GET INTO SERIOUS TROUBLE.

WHO GIVES A CRUD?

MAURICE WAS OUR FRIEND.

ARE YOU GUYS SURE ABOUT THIS?

SURE ENOUGH TO SAY... KIDS

NEXT DOOR, BATTLE STATIONS!

MAURICE!

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL

YOU TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?

- >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M - GOING.

SHEESH!

STUPID TRASH AND STUPID NAGGING.

THEM STUPID ORDERS IS JUST

STUPID, THAT'S ALL.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

NOTHING.

LOOKOUT TO MOBILE COMMAND...

THE SUBJECT IS SOLO.

CODE GREEN.

ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 5.

KEEP MONITORING.

HOLD IT.

WE GOT ACTIVITY.

SO, YEAH, WELL, I...

YEAH, YEAH.

[ GIGGLES ]

NO, WHEN WE WENT TO THE...

OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD!

- >> OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING - ABOUT?

HE'S JUST TALKING TO SOME

SUPERCUTE GIRL.

WHY WOULD THAT BE A PROBLEM?

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS, ARE YOU?

ARE YOU CR...

AAAAH!

DON'T WORRY... IT'S JUST A

STUPID BABY CRUSH, ANYWAYS.

IT'S NOT LIKE A HOTTIE LIKE HIM

COULD EVER FALL FOR ABBY.

NUMBUH 1, CODE RED!

MOVE IT!

AAAAAH!

UH-OH!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

OH, YOU DELINQUENTS LOOKIN'

FOR SOME STREET FIGHTIN', HUH?

SO, WHY DON'T YOU TRY

FIGHTING THE STREET?

KIDS NEXT DOOR

U.N.D.E.R.P.O.U.N.D.... USEFUL

NEIGHBORHOOD DEVICE'S EXCELLENT

RECONFIGURATION PRODUCES

OUTRAGEOUSLY UNSTOPPABLE NOISY

DESTRUCTIVENESS.

WHOA!

[ SCREAMING ]

UGH!

HEADS UP, GUYS!

SOPHOMORE SQUAD, ATTACK!

[ GRUNTING ]

SO, YOU WANNA GO TO THE TEEN

PEP RALLY OR WHAT?

- >> [ CHUCKLES ] - UH...

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

OH, THAT'S JUST A STREET

FAIR.

BUT WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE

EXPLOSIONS?

THEY'RE, UM, VERY PATRIOTIC.

SO, YOU COMING, HUH?

UH... I GUESS SO.

THATABOY.

[ WHISTLES ]

LOOK OUT!

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

GET IN!

NO, DON'T TAKE MAURICE!

UH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT...

AAAAH! OOF!

STEP ON IT.

[ PANTING ]

TAKE THIS PARTY UPSTAIRS!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

YAH-EEE-YAH!

WHOA!

WHOA!

UH, WHO'S THAT?

- >> OH, UH, IT'S NO ONE YOU KNOW, - SWEETIE.

- [ CHUCKLES ] - >> [ GROANING ]

HELLO, SIS.

SAY CHEESE.

[ GASPS ]

[ CLUCKS ]

HEY, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW

WHAT YOU'RE...

[ CROWD CHEERING ]

YO.

WHAT'S UP?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

DUDE, JENNA ON BOAT SIX IS

TOTALLY GONNA WATCH THE

SUBMARINE RACES WITH ME TONIGHT.

SWEET!

OH, YEAH.

LOOKIN' GOOD.

STEADY AS SHE GOES, DUDE, AND

CRANK UP THOSE TUNES.

- >> ♪ I HATE KIDS - ♪ KIDS ARE BRATS

- ♪ KIDS ARE STUPID - ♪ I HATE KIDS

- ♪ MASTER OF CRUSHIN' STUPID, - STUPID KIDS ♪

♪ I HATE KIDS A LOT

♪ DUMB, DUMB KIDS

DUDE.

GLAD WE'RE NOT ON THAT SHIP.

OR THAT ONE.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

Both: DU-U-U-U-U-DE!

[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

DUDE, THAT'S, LIKE, OUR SHIP

BLOWING UP!

LIKE, TOTALLY ABANDON SHIP!

AAAAH!

AAAAAAAH!

HUH, HUH, UH.

WHOA.

DUDE, CAN I, LIKE, HELP YOU?

I WANT TWO THINGS... MY

FRIEND MAURICE BACK AND THE BUTT

OF THE GIRL WHO DID THIS TO ME!

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

AAAAAAAH!

POX!

Y-YOU GOT THE CHICKEN POX.

WHERE ARE THEY?

CHICKEN POX ISLAND.

THEY'RE BOTH ON CHICKEN POX

ISLAND.

AND WHERE IS THAT?!

- >> I'M TOTALLY NOT ALLOWED TO - TELL.

Y-YOU MIGHT RUIN THE PLAN.

WHOA!

[ GROWLS ]

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

THESE ARE THE COORDINATES THEY

GAVE US.

THEY'RE RIGHTEOUS, I SWEAR.

GOOD BOY.

NOW YOU BETTER CALL YOUR MAMA,

TEENAGER, 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA

NEED A NEW RIDE HOME.

KIDS NEXT DOOR

M.A.R.B.L.E.... MUSTARDY

ARMAMENT RELEASES BIG, LOUD

EXPLOSION.

HURRAH!

WHOA!

[ COUGHS ]

IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?

OH, YEAH.

SWEET!

♪♪♪

EMPTY.

10 MILLION CHICKEN COOPS AND NO

CHICKENS.

WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY UP TO?

NOT UP TO, SIS... DOWN TO.

WHOA!

AAAH! UGH.

OKAY, CREE, WHERE IS MAU...

RICE?

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

[ GASPS ]

OH, NO, GIRL!

DON'T TELL ME YOU BUILT THE

CHICKEN-POX CANNON!

THAT'S RIGHT.

AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE

ME USE IT ON ALL YOUR BRATTY

LITTLE FRIENDS.

ARGH!

I'VE INVITED EVERY KID IN

TOWN TO A STREET FAIR WITH PONY

RIDES AND EVERYTHING ELSE

SNOT-NOSED BRATS LOVE.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS ENTER THE

COORDINATES IN THE TARGETING

COMPUTER, FIRE THE CANNONS,

AND... BAM! EVERY KID IN TOWN

WILL BE BEDRIDDEN FOR THREE

WEEKS!

FINALLY US TEENAGERS CAN ENJOY

OURSELVES WITHOUT YOU STUPID

BRATS ALL BARGING INTO OUR ROOMS

AND READING OUR DIARIES AND

STUFF.

THREE WHOLE WEEKS!

OH, AND THAT INCLUDES WEEKENDS.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

OH, IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL.

NO TEEN IS GONNA WANT TO MISS

IT.

AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE GONNA

BROADCAST A LIVE FEED OF THE

STRIKE DURING THE GIANT PEP

RALLY AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.

HOW COOL IS THAT?

CREE, YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO

THAT.

WHY NOT?

AND PLEASE DON'T SAY IT'S

BECAUSE I'M CHICKEN.

NO, BECAUSE I SWORE TO AN OLD

FRIEND THAT I WOULDN'T LET YOU.

UGH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

AAAAAAH!

GRRR!

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

AAAAH!

WHOA!

AAAAH!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS ENDS TODAY!

AFTER I BLOW THIS CANNON

SKY-HIGH, I'M TAKING YOU IN SO

YOU CAN FINALLY BE

DECOMMISSIONED!

HAH!

DON'T DO THAT.

MAURICE?

HE'S ONE OF US NOW, GIRL.

IN FACT, I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL

HE WAS A TEEN TO USE MY CANNON,

'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO POX UP

SUCH A PRETTY FACE, DID I,

SWEETIE?

AW, CREE, YOU'RE MAKING ME

BLUSH.

SO, WHATCHA GONNA DO,

CRAB-AGAIL?

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

I-I...

I GIVE UP.

SAY AGAIN?

I GIVE UP.

WHAT'S THE POINT?

MY SISTER'S A TEEN.

THE GREATEST KID NEXT DOOR I

EVER KNEW IS A TEEN.

AND I'LL BE A TEEN SOON ENOUGH.

I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT ME.

I'M PRACTICALLY A TEEN NOW.

I CAN'T KEEP FIGHTING IT.

I JUST... I GIVE UP.

OH, ABBY, YOU HAVE NO

[SNIFFLES] IDEA HOW LONG I'VE

WAITED TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

COME GIVE YOUR BIG SISTER A HUG.

OH!

- [ LOUD EXPLOSION ] - HUH?

[ GASPS ]

YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!

YOU ARE SO IN TROUBLE, GIRL!

I DIDN'T.

LOOK OUT!

THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE HERE.

WHERE?

AAAH.

A-A-A-ABBY!

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

NEVER GIVE UP.

NO!

I'VE GOT CLASS PICTURES NEXT

WEEK!

WHOA!

WE GOTTA STOP THE CANNON

BEFORE IT FIRES.

RELAX.

BUT THE KIDS AT THE FAIR...

TRUST ME.

EVERYBODY BAIL!

OH, WOW!

[ SCREAMING ]

LOOK!

[ CHEERING ]

BYE BYE, BIRDIES.

WHAT GIVES?

IT, LIKE, TOTALLY MISSED.

LIKE, WHERE IS THE PAIN AND

SUFFERING, PEOPLE?

[ PEOPLE SCREAMING ]

[ CHICKENS CLUCKING ]

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PLAN,

CREE, THE 99-1/2-AND-3/4-CENTS

STORE?

OH, SHUT UP STACEY.

THERE.

A FEW YEARS LATE, BUT I KEPT MY

PROMISE.

BUT HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER

THAT?

YOUR MEMORY WAS ERASED WHEN YOU

WERE DECOMMISSIONED.

I WASN'T REALLY

DECOMMISSIONED.

I'M NOT PERMITTED TO TELL YOU

EVERYTHING, BUT A FEW OF US HAVE

BEEN SELECTED TO REMAIN

KIDS NEXT DOOR AFTER OUR 13th

BIRTHDAYS.

WE ACT AS A SUPERSECRET, COVERT

UNIT THAT INFILTRATES TEEN AND

EVEN ADULT FACILITIES TO GATHER

INFORMATION FOR THE KIDS NEXT

DOOR GLOBAL COMMAND.

WOW.

BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE,

NOT EVEN IF THEY'RE IN YOUR

SECTOR.

GOT IT?

GOOD.

AND WHO KNOWS... PLAY YOUR CARDS

RIGHT, YOU MIGHT BE SELECTED TO

JOIN US ON YOUR 13th BIRTHDAY.

NOW GET OUTTA HERE, ABBY.

I GOTTA FINISH THIS THING OFF.

OOF!

GOOD LUCK, MAURICE.

YOU'RE STILL THE BEST THERE IS.

[ LOUD EXPLOSION ]

NUMBUH 5, WE RECEIVED YOUR

DISTRESS CALL AND YOUR

COORDINATES.

WE GOT HERE AS FAST AS WE COULD.

DISTRESS CALL?

I DIDN'T SEND ANY...

OH, YEAH, RIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

THANKS, NUMBUH 1!

DUDE, I AM SO NOT ON THE CREW

TEAM.

YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY RUNNING

AROUND WITH THE CHICKEN POX.

YOU'LL CATCH THE ROOSTER POX AND

TURN PURPLE, SILLY.

WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS?!

NUMBUH 5, WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

[ CHUCKLES ]

IT'S A SECRET, KUKI.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IF IT ISN'T THE YOUNG MAN WITH

THE FLOWERS AND THE STEMS.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

HI, DR. LINCOLN.

IS CREE HOME?

WELL, SURE, SHE IS.

SHE'S RECOVERING FROM THE

CHICKEN POX IN THE LIVING ROOM

WITH THE SISTER ON THE COUCH.

[ MUMBLES ]

OH, CREE!

YOU GOT A VISITOR.

[ GASPS ]

HEY, CREE.

OH, MAURICE.

ARE THESE FLOWERS FOR MOI?

SORRY ABOUT YOUR ILLNESS.

OH, NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE

SORRY.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

I KNOW IT AIN'T MY FAULT.

Listen, Maurice, I've got a

new plan to punish those

K.N. dorks, but I need your

help.

SURE, CREE.

I'LL DO WHATEVER I CAN.

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5...

4...

3...

2...

1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.