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IT'S OFFICIAL, KIDS, IT'S A

SNOW DAY!

SCHOOLS INCLUDED ARE

MYERS ELEMENTARY, KENDAL PREP,

AND... GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY!

ROCK OUT, KIDS, HAVE FUN OUT

THERE, AND THROW A SNOWBALL

FOR ME.

[ CHEERING ]

OH.

AH-CHOO!

OH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SICK ON THE

ONE SNOW DAY OF THE YEAR?

AH-CHOO!

NIGEL, OLD BEAN, YOU'RE NOT

OUT OF BED, ARE YOU?

THE NEWSPAPER ADVISES LYING DOWN

AND STARING AT THE CEILING ALL

DAY WHEN YOU'RE SICK.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, OLD BOY!

LET THOSE OTHER KIDS PLAY IN THE

SNOW ALL DAY.

YOU'VE GOT A CEILING TO WATCH.

AH-CHOO!

OH...

[ CHEERING ]

THAT SNOWMAN UP TO 2x4 SPECS?

HEY, NUMBUH 2, HOW'S IT

GOING?

- >> HEY, ALLISON, GOOD TO SEE - YOU.

HERE'S GOOD PACKING SNOW FOR

THOSE SNOWBALLS, MATE.

YES, SIR, THIS IS LOOKING LIKE

ONE FINE SNOW DAY.

[ JOAQUIN SQUEAKS ]

HEY, JOAQUIN.

NUMBUHS 3 AND 5 REPORT ALL CLEAR

ON OAK STREET, AND SLEDDING

CONDITIONS ARE EXCELLENT.

COOL!

TELL THEM WE'LL ALL HOOK UP

LATER.

[ SQUEAKS ]

HEY, GUYS!

Together: HEY, LIZZIE.

MY POOR SWEETHEART, NIGIE, IS

SICK IN BED, AND I WANTED HIM TO

GET BETTER FAST SO HE CAN ENJOY

THIS PERFECT SNOW DAY WITH ME.

SO I WHIPPED UP AN EXTRA-SPECIAL

BATCH OF MY DELICIOUS HOMEMADE

CHICKEN-BANANA FRITTER SOUP.

I EVEN PUT IN EXTRA CURLY FRIES.

Together: [ GAGGING ]

YOU HAVE TO AGE THE GRISTLE

JUST RIGHT.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, LADY!

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO MAKE HIM

FEEL BETTER, NOT KILL HIM!

HUMPH!

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.

AT LEAST MY NIGIE HAS A SENSE OF

TASTE.

HEH, HE WON'T AFTER HAVING A

SPOONFUL OF THAT.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

- >> UH, SAY HI TO NUMBUH 1 FOR - ME.

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

I THOUGHT SO.

LOOK AT THEM PLAYING...

TODAY DAY OF ALL DAYS!

THEY KNOW I CALLED A SCHOOL

ASSEMBLY TODAY.

THEY KNOW THAT TODAY I CROWN MY

QUEEN!

RELEASE THE BUS WALKERS!

YES, J-JIMMY!

JIMMY?!

I AM THE FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT

FOR LIFE!

YOU SHALL ADDRESS ME AS

MASTER PRESIDENT!

[ CHOKING ]

WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?

SORRY, I HAD A COUPLE OF

TACOS FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT.

JUST SEND THE WALKERS

ALREADY!

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

ANNA, MY DEAR, ARE YOU CERTAIN

THAT NIGEL UNO IS INDISPOSED?

YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.

IT'S EASY TO ARRANGE WHEN YOUR

UNCLE HAS THE COMMON COLD.

ANNA WORTHINGTON, HOW COULD I

SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU?

NOW CALL THE HONOR ROLL!

Together: MY LIEGE.

ANNA HAS LAID THE GROUNDWORK

BY INFECTUCATING NIGEL UNO.

NOW FINISH THE JOB AND ACQUIRE

MY TARGET.

MY LIEGE.

COME, ANNA, JOIN ME AS WE

WITNESS HISTORY.

THIS DAY WILL LITERALLY BE OUR

CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ CRASHING ]

[ CRASHING ]

[ CRASHING ]

LOOK!

OH, MAN!

PRESIDENT JIMMY'S GONE TOO FAR

THIS TIME.

STOP!

HOW OFTEN DOES A SNOW DAY COME

ALONG?

ONCE A YEAR, IF WE'RE LUCKY.

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING HARD ALL

YEAR AT SCHOOL.

WE DESERVE THIS DAY OFF.

AM I RIGHT?

YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT

KIND OF LOGIC.

I CAME OUT HERE TO PLAY IN

THE SNOW TODAY.

AND I'M GONNA PLAY, EVEN IF I

HAVE TO PLAY ROUGH.

SO, ARE YOU WITH ME?

All: YEAH!

OKAY, THEN!

NUMBUH 4, SNOWBALL DEFENSES.

NUMBUH 3, STREAMLINE

ATTACKIFICATION.

NUMBUH 2, READY THE SLED WINGS!

EVERYBODY, BATTLE STATIONS!

SNOWBALL FURY!

NO!

ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4, WE'LL

TAKE IT FROM HERE.

SLED WINGERS, AWAY!

ALL RIGHT, FELLAS, WE DO THIS

ONE BY THE BOOK.

WATCH ME FOR THE CHANGES AND

JUST TRY TO KEEP UP.

YOU WITH ME, MAGILACUTTY?

LET'S TAKE THEM DOWN.

ROGER THAT.

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE TEXTBOOKS

AND FOLLOW ME!

THEIR DEFENSES ARE TOO STRONG...

WHOA! WORLD HISTORY!

MAGILACUTTY!

NUMBUH 2, DO YOU COPY?

NUMBUH 2!

[ SIGHS ]

NUMBUH 3, IT'S YOUR SHOW NOW.

WE'LL COVER YOU.

ALL RIGHT, GANG, FIRE AWAY!

OKAY, GIRLS, LET'S GO!

Together: WHOO! WHOO! WHEE!

WHEE!

WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

AW!

AAH!

NUMBUH 4, DO YOU COPY?

WHAT'S YOUR SITUATION?

[ GRUNTS ]

MUST... HOLD OUT.

I'M STILL FIGHTING TILL THE

FIGHT IS... WHOA!

NUMBUH 4!

COME ON, NIGIE, MY SOUP WILL

MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

I EVEN PUT IN EXTRA SCOOPS OF

COTTAGE CHEESE FOR ROUGHAGE.

AH-CHOO!

I'D REALLY RATHER NOT...

TRY IT!

BLAH! [ GAGS ]

[ CRASHING ]

WHAT'S THAT?

THAT'S THE MUD I PUT IN FOR

EXTRA MINERALS.

NOT THAT! THAT!

OH, THAT'S JUST DUMB JIMMY

TRYING TO FORCE EVERYONE TO GO

TO SOME STUPID ASSEMBLY TODAY.

I'VE GOT TO HELP THE OTHERS.

FEELING BETTER ALREADY, HUH?

I TOLD YOU MY SOUP WORKED

WONDERS.

AH-CHOO!

OHH. I'M GOING.

NIGIE!

YES?

USE THE SOUP.

WHAT?

IT'S FORTIFIED!

OH, WHATEVER.

KIDS NEXT DOOR

F.L.I.E.R.P.L.A.C.E....

FLYING LOG IGNITED EXPLOSIVE

ROCKET PLANE LIFTS AND CAREENS

EFFORTLESSLY.

GOOD LUCK, NIGIE!

HUH?

WHAT'S THIS?!

YOU TOLD ME NIGEL UNO WAS SICK.

HE IS.

HE'S GOT A TERRIBLE COLD,

I SWEAR.

WELL, HE'S ABOUT TO GET MUCH

COLDER.

BLAST HIM OUT OF THE SKY!

[ LAUGHTER ]

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

I'M HIT!

SHIELDS AT MAX... AH-CHOO!

DEFENSES DROPPING.

AH-CHOO!

STABILIZERS OFF-LINE.

AH AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!

NO ONE CAN STOP MY GLORIOUS,

ROMANTICAL PLAN NOW.

REPORT.

THE TARGET HAS BEEN ACQUIRED.

EXCELLENT.

BRING HER TO MY SHIP.

HUH?

I THOUGHT NIGEL UNO WAS THE

TARGET.

OH NO, MY DEAR.

NIGEL UNO WAS THE ONLY THING

STOPPING ME FROM ACQUIRING MY

DREAM.

MY TARGET IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN

MY TRUE BELOVED, LIZZIE DEVINE!

OHH.

AH-CHOO!

OHH.

NIGIE...

NIGIE...

L-LIZZIE?

USE THE SOUP, NIGIE.

I CAN'T.

YOUR COOKING IS SO DISGUSTING.

USE THE SOUP.

THE SOUP.

LIZZIE!

OHH.

MASTER PRESIDENT.

YES, ANNA?

THE HONOR ROLL HAVE ARRIVED

WITH YOUR PRIZE.

YES!

OH, UM, SEE TO OUR PRISONERS,

ANNA.

I WANT NO SURPRISES TODAY,

ESPECIALLY FROM THOSE MEDDLESOME

KIDS NEXT DOOR.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I WISH

TO BE ALONE.

YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.

[ GRUNTS ]

LET ME GO!

AAH!

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, JIMMY?

PLEASE, DON'T CALL ME JIMMY.

I AM THE FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT

FOR LIFE, AFTER ALL.

SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO

CALL YOU, BESIDES A BULLY?

OH, WE'LL GET TO THAT IN A

MOMENT.

HAVE A SEAT.

SO, TELL ME, LIZZIE, HAVE YOU

EVER THOUGHT OF BECOMING A QUEEN

WHEN YOU GROW UP?

SURE!

THAT OR A REAL ESTATE APPRAISER.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I COULD

MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE TODAY?

OH, I DON'T KNOW!

HOUSING CONSTRUCTION IS WEAK

THIS QUARTER, AND THE ENTIRE

REGION IS IN A BUYING SLUMP.

NO, NO, NO!

AHEM.

YOUR DREAM OF BECOMING A QUEEN.

YOU COULD DO THAT?

YEAH, I COULD, IF INSTEAD OF

CALLING ME JIMMY, YOU CALL ME

YOUR BOYFRIEND.

MUAH! MUAH! MUAH! MUAH!

OH, THAT'S REALLY SWEET OF

YOU TO ASK, JIMMY.

BUT I'M KIND OF SEEING SOMEONE

RIGHT NOW... NIGEL UNO.

PERHAPS YOU KNOW HIM?

BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I'M SURE THERE'S SOME GIRL IN

THE FOURTH GRADE WHO WOULD LOVE

- TO GO OUT WITH YOU, DESPITE YOUR - FASHION SENSE.

ENOUGH!

I DID THIS FOR YOU!

TURNED EVIL FOR YOU!

RULED THIS SCHOOL WITH AN IRON

FIST SO YOU WOULD LIKE ME!

WELL, FORGET YOU.

I WON'T LET YOUR STUPID FEELINGS

GET IN THE WAY OF MY PLANS.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LIKE YOU.

OH, CAN'T I?

YOU SEE, THE QUEEN'S CROWN IS

REALLY A BOYFRIEND HELMET.

[ GASPS ]

YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND?

NO!

I REWIRED IT TO WORK ON YOU.

PREPARE HER FOR THE CEREMONY.

NIGIE WILL STOP YOU, SO PBHT!

I DON'T THINK SO.

IF HE SURVIVED THE CRASH, HE'LL

NEVER PENETRATE MY DEADLY

DEFENSE PERIMETER.

SO PBHT TO YOU!

PBHT!

PBHT!

EW BLAH BLAH!

BLAH!

MUSH! MUSH!

AH-CHOO!

MUSH!

AH-CHOO!

ALMOST THERE.

MUSH! AH-CHOO!

I'VE GOT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH

THE OTHERS.

COME ON, WE DON'T HAVE ALL

DAY.

ANY PLANS, NUMBUH 5?

WE JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT

HOW TO GET THESE SHACKLES OFF.

[ COMMUNICATOR RINGS ]

RAINBOW MONKEY RING TONES!

THAT IS SO...

LAME!

SHUT UP, NUMBUH 4.

NUMBUH 3, TRY TO REACH MY

COMMUNICATOR IN MY COAT POCKET.

OKAY!

OW!

HEY, TAKE IT EASY, GIRL!

OHH! CAREFUL!

HALT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

NOTHING.

[ COMMUNICATOR RINGS ]

I DIDN'T JUST HEAR A

SUPER-CUTE RAINBOW MONKEY

COMMUNICATOR RING, DID YOU?

NOPE? I THOUGHT SO.

SEE? NOTHING.

GIVE ME THAT.

A COMMUNICATOR.

JUST WHAT I WANTED.

OH!

IT'S ALL PERFECT.

AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

ATTENDING TO SOME LAST-MINUTE

DETAILS, MASTER PRESIDENT.

ANNA, HOW COULD I HAVE

ACHIEVED MY GREATNESS WITHOUT

YOU?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

YES, MASTER PRESIDENT.

EVERYBODY SIT DOWN!

BOYS AND GIRLS, I PRESENT TO YOU

YOUR FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT FOR

LIFE.

[ BOOING ]

NOW, NOW, NO APPLAUSE.

THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR ME.

MONTHS OF PLANNING HAVE

CULMINATED IN THIS AFTERNOON'S

CORONATION OF MY QUEEN,

LIZZIE DEVINE.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT I HAVE

TURNED TOTALLY EVIL.

THAT WAS PART OF THE PLAN, AS

WAS THE IDEA TO...

AH-CHOO!

IT'S A SNOW DAY, JIMMY, AND

I'M GONNA SPEND IT... [ SNORTS ]

WITH MY GIRLFRIEND.

[ MUFFLED SCREAMS ]

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT INTO

THIS SCHOOL, BUT YOU'RE NEVER

GONNA GET OUT.

HALL MONITORS, ATTACK!

COME QUIETLY, UNO.

NOW!

BUT HOW?

NUMBUH 1, YOU MIGHT NEED

THIS.

NO!

NO!

NOW FOR MY CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT.

- >> LIZZIE, I'M GETTING YOU OUT - OF HERE.

OH, NO YOU DON'T!

AH!

[ GASPS ]

BOTTOMS UP, MR. UNO.

AAH!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

YOU'RE TOO LATE, NIGEL.

LIZZIE IS MINE!

LIZZIE!

YOU'RE WRONG, JIMMY.

SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU.

AS LONG AS SHE'S PERMANENTLY

BRAINWASHED, I DON'T CARE.

SO LET'S FIGHT OVER HER THEN.

WE'RE COMING, LIZZIE!

THAT HELMET'S FUSING TO HER

HEAD!

GET IT OUT!

IT WON'T... COME... OFF!

HANG ON, GIRL.

FIGHT HIM!

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

IN A FEW SECONDS, LIZZIE WILL BE

MINE FOREVER.

NO! SHE'S STAY TRUE!

I... LOVE... JIMMY!

JIMMY!

JIMMY!

JIMMY?

THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, NIGIE,

MY QUEEN IS CALLING ME, AND I'D

HATE TO KEEP A LADY WAITING.

AAH!

USE THE SOUP, NIGIE.

[ RUMBLING ]

OH, MAN.

WHERE AM I?

WHAT HAPPENED?

HEY.

[ CHEERING ]

SNOW DAY!

I DON'T GET IT.

HOW DID NUMBUH 1 EVADE MY

DEFENSES?

HOW'D YOU GUYS ESCAPE FROM YOUR

SHACKLES?

I HELPED THEM.

ANNA?

BUT WHY?

THE SAME REASON I'VE WORKED

TIRELESSLY FOR YOU SEMESTER

AFTER SEMESTER.

I... I...

I LOVE YOU,

JAMES NIXON McGARFIELD.

YOU DID ALL THAT FOR ME?

YES.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE NEAR

YOU.

I'M SORRY, BUT NOW THAT THE

TRUTH IS OUT, MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN

TO LIKE ME WHILE WE'RE

INCARCERATED TOGETHER.

AND MAYBE I WILL LEARN WHAT

IT REALLY MEANS TO LOVE.

UCH!

GET THESE GUYS TO THE ARCTIC

PRISON BEFORE I GET TOTALLY

SICK.

- [ Mockingly ] MAYBE I'LL LEARN - TO LOVE.

OOH, I LOVE YOU!

BLECH!

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ACTING

LIKE THAT, NOT WITH ANYONE.

AAAAAAAHHHH!

AAH!

OH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

WHAT?

WHAT'D I SAY?

SERIOUSLY!

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

[ HUMMING ]

HMM.

THERE.

THIS SOUP WILL HAVE YOU BACK TO

YOUR OLD SELF IN NO TIME, NIGIE.

NIGIE?

NIGIE!

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

YUMMY!