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BOO! 16 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,130 - BUT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR ARE 17 00:01:08,151 --> 00:01:09,601 GOING TO STOP THEM. 18 00:01:09,667 --> 00:01:11,227 - YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 19 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,060 - AND THAT'S WHY TOMORROW, 20 00:01:13,085 --> 00:01:14,865 WE'RE GOING TO USE OUR SUPER, 21 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:16,793 ULTIMATE, BEST PLAN EVER TO GET 22 00:01:16,818 --> 00:01:18,698 THAT CAKE! 23 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:21,627 - UM, DID YOU SAY TOMORROW? 24 00:01:21,700 --> 00:01:23,000 - YES. 25 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:25,107 TOMORROW'S THE DELIGHTFUL 26 00:01:25,135 --> 00:01:27,195 CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY, SO TOMORROW 27 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:29,227 WE HAVE TO GET THAT CAKE. 28 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:30,580 - UH, CAN'T... TOMORROW'S 29 00:01:30,601 --> 00:01:31,901 TOOBATHON. 30 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,897 - YEAH! WHOO! 31 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:36,427 - YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 32 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,310 YOU'D RATHER GO ON THAT STUPID 33 00:01:38,335 --> 00:01:40,165 INNER TUBE RIVER RACE THAN ON A 34 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:40,703 MISSION? 35 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,067 - WELL, DUH! 36 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,033 THIS IS THE YEAR THAT ME AND 37 00:01:44,051 --> 00:01:45,971 BETSY TAKE HOME FIRST PLACE! 38 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,333 - BETSY? 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,810 - ARE YOU STILL USING THAT OLD - PATCHED-UP EXCUSE FOR AN INNER 40 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,903 TUBE? 41 00:01:50,967 --> 00:01:52,527 - IT WOULD BE WISE NOT TO MAKE 42 00:01:52,551 --> 00:01:54,131 FUN OF BETSY. 43 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,780 - [ LAUGHS ] 44 00:01:55,801 --> 00:01:57,401 IT'D BE WISE FOR YOU TO GET A 45 00:01:57,467 --> 00:01:59,437 REAL TUBE, SO YOU DON'T COME IN 46 00:01:59,468 --> 00:02:01,468 DEAD-LAST PLACE LIKE YOU DO 47 00:02:01,533 --> 00:02:04,793 EVERY YEAR! [ LAUGHS ] 48 00:02:04,818 --> 00:02:08,098 IN FACT, IT'D BE WISE FOR ALL OF 49 00:02:08,167 --> 00:02:10,387 YOU TO KEEP OUT OF ME AND 50 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:12,668 TUBEZILLA'S WAY THIS YEAR! 51 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,133 - EXCUSE ME. 52 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,730 AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA BEAT ME? 53 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,870 - YOU!? 54 00:02:17,933 --> 00:02:19,343 YOU COULDN'T TUBE YOUR WAY 55 00:02:19,368 --> 00:02:20,798 ACROSS A BATHTUB! 56 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:21,987 - OH, YEAH, MISTER CONCRETE 57 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,168 SHORTS? 58 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,803 YOU CAN BARELY EVEN SWIM. 59 00:02:24,867 --> 00:02:26,097 - YOU WANT TO SEE TUBING? 60 00:02:26,167 --> 00:02:27,397 I'LL SHOW YOU TUBING! 61 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:31,177 [ ALL ARGUING ] 62 00:02:31,201 --> 00:02:34,931 - STOP IT! 63 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,690 YOU GUYS SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF 64 00:02:36,718 --> 00:02:38,428 YOURSELVES, FIGHTING LIKE THAT. 65 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,740 THAT'S NOT WHAT TOOBATHON IS 66 00:02:39,768 --> 00:02:41,028 ABOUT. 67 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:42,230 IT'S ABOUT THE LOVE OF THE 68 00:02:42,251 --> 00:02:43,401 SPORT. 69 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,277 IT'S ABOUT THE SACRED TRADITIONS 70 00:02:45,301 --> 00:02:47,131 OF SUMMERTIME. 71 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:50,360 IT'S ABOUT ME LEAVING YOU 72 00:02:50,385 --> 00:02:53,565 SLOW-POKE LOSERS IN THE DUST! 73 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,433 - WOULD YOU GUYS... 74 00:02:55,451 --> 00:02:57,271 [ BEEPING ] 75 00:02:57,333 --> 00:02:58,443 - WARNING... INCOMING 76 00:02:58,468 --> 00:02:59,598 PROJECTILE. 77 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:05,127 - LOOK OUT! 78 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,980 - Together: [Monotone] HELLO, 79 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:08,801 KIDS NEXT DOOR. 80 00:03:08,867 --> 00:03:11,237 I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL VERY BUSY 81 00:03:11,268 --> 00:03:13,668 PLANNING A MISSION TO STEAL OUR 82 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:15,383 UNBELIEVABLY DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY 83 00:03:15,401 --> 00:03:17,071 CAKE. 84 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:18,903 WELL, FORGET IT! 85 00:03:18,967 --> 00:03:22,167 THIS YEAR, WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY. 86 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:23,503 - YEAH, RIGHT. 87 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:25,897 WHAT DID YOU DO, LICK IT FIRST? 88 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:27,527 - NOT A BAD IDEA. 89 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,690 BUT WE ASSURE YOU, THIS YEAR'S 90 00:03:29,718 --> 00:03:31,828 CAKE WILL BE THE MOST 91 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:34,270 YUMMYLICIOUS EVER. 92 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:37,183 AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET 93 00:03:37,201 --> 00:03:40,071 IT IS WIN TOOBATHON. 94 00:03:40,133 --> 00:03:41,533 - NOW YOU'RE TALKING, 95 00:03:41,551 --> 00:03:42,971 DELIGHTFUL DRIPS! 96 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,883 WE'LL WIN THAT CAKE AND MAKE 97 00:03:44,901 --> 00:03:46,771 SURE EVERYONE GETS A PIECE 98 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,103 EXCEPT YOU. 99 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,597 - SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 100 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:51,887 WHEN I WIN TOOBATHON, I'M 101 00:03:51,918 --> 00:03:54,168 GONNA EAT THE WHOLE CAKE IN ONE 102 00:03:54,233 --> 00:03:55,573 BITE. 103 00:03:55,633 --> 00:03:57,663 - THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GONNA 104 00:03:57,684 --> 00:03:59,734 BE EATING IS NUMBUH 5'S WAKE. 105 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,940 [ ALL ARGUING ] 106 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:06,128 - GOOD LUCK, KIDS NEXT DUMB. 107 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,780 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 108 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:13,401 - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND 109 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:15,587 INNER TUBE ENTHUSIASTS 110 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:17,768 EVERYWHERE... IT HAPPENS ONCE A 111 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,133 YEAR. 112 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,410 THE CHANCE FOR ONE KID, ONE 113 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,665 TUBER, ONE TRUE COMPETITOR TO 114 00:04:23,733 --> 00:04:26,583 WIN THE TUBE RACE THAT ALL OTHER 115 00:04:26,601 --> 00:04:29,471 TUBE RACES ASPIRE TO BE. 116 00:04:29,533 --> 00:04:31,763 I'M TALKING ABOUT TOOBATHON, 117 00:04:31,784 --> 00:04:34,034 AN ANYTHING-GOES RACE MADE ALL 118 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:36,330 THE SWEETER THIS YEAR BY THE 119 00:04:36,351 --> 00:04:38,601 DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S OFFERING 120 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:40,987 OF THEIR SUPERLICIOUS BIRTHDAY 121 00:04:41,018 --> 00:04:43,368 CAKE AS FIRST PRIZE. 122 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:46,003 A RACE THAT ANYONE CAN WIN. 123 00:04:46,067 --> 00:04:48,057 ANYONE EXCEPT 124 00:04:48,085 --> 00:04:50,095 HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN. 125 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:50,967 - HEY! 126 00:04:51,033 --> 00:04:52,433 LISTEN, YOU. 127 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,040 MY DAD TAUGHT ME A WORD THAT THE 128 00:04:54,068 --> 00:04:55,628 GERMANS USE THAT DESCRIBES JUST 129 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:57,270 WHAT THIS RACE IS ABOUT. 130 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,283 NO FANCY TRICKS, NO GIMMICKS, 131 00:04:59,301 --> 00:05:01,271 JUST THE PERFECT MELDING BETWEEN 132 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:03,313 KID AND TUBE, INTO ONE PERFECT 133 00:05:03,334 --> 00:05:05,334 RACING MACHINE. 134 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,300 AND THAT WORD IS... 135 00:05:07,367 --> 00:05:09,227 FARFEGTUBING! 136 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:11,330 SO, SET THE TABLE AT THE FINISH 137 00:05:11,351 --> 00:05:13,401 LINE, CHUMP, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE 138 00:05:13,467 --> 00:05:16,997 YOU'LL BE EATING YOUR WORDS! 139 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,797 - FARFEGTUBING, INDEED. 140 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:22,507 INSPIRING WORDS FROM A KID WHO 141 00:05:22,535 --> 00:05:25,195 HASN'T A CLUE. 142 00:05:25,267 --> 00:05:26,587 - MAN, LET'S GET THIS TUBE 143 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:27,968 STARTED! 144 00:05:28,033 --> 00:05:29,713 - GREETINGS, FELLOW 145 00:05:29,734 --> 00:05:31,434 COMPETITORS... AH! 146 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:32,530 - LOOK AT THAT THING. 147 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,790 YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SMELL HOW 148 00:05:33,818 --> 00:05:35,028 BAD IT IS. 149 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:36,340 - [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T GET YOU, 150 00:05:36,368 --> 00:05:37,628 NUMBUH 2. 151 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:39,580 YOU COULD BUILD THE COOLEST, 152 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:41,501 FASTEST TUBE EVER. 153 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:43,057 BUT YOU JUST KEEP USING THAT OLD 154 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:44,595 THING. 155 00:05:44,667 --> 00:05:46,027 - YEAH, YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE 156 00:05:46,051 --> 00:05:47,431 CAKE RIDING THAT. 157 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:49,090 - I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT ABOUT 158 00:05:49,118 --> 00:05:50,728 THE CAKE. 159 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,510 MY DAD WON THE VERY FIRST 160 00:05:52,535 --> 00:05:54,265 TOOBATHON AND EVERY SINGLE RACE 161 00:05:54,333 --> 00:05:56,173 AFTER IT, USING BETSY. 162 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,593 HE PROVED THAT REAL TUBING IS 163 00:05:58,618 --> 00:06:00,998 ABOUT THE TRUST BETWEEN YOU AND 164 00:06:01,067 --> 00:06:02,567 YOUR TUBE. 165 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,583 - IT'S ABOUT... - ATTENTION, ALL TOOBATHON 166 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:05,827 TUBERS! 167 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:07,230 PLEASE, APPROACH THE STARTING 168 00:06:07,251 --> 00:06:08,601 LINE. 169 00:06:08,667 --> 00:06:10,987 - NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 170 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:13,368 BETSY AND I HAVE A DATE 171 00:06:13,433 --> 00:06:15,833 WITH DESTINY. 172 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,540 ALL RIGHT, BETSY, LET'S DO THIS 173 00:06:22,568 --> 00:06:24,328 THING. 174 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,430 - WELL, WELL, WELL. 175 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,510 WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF FLABBY 176 00:06:28,535 --> 00:06:30,565 GARBAGE THAT IS. 177 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:32,443 - YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING AT MY 178 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:34,298 TUBE AT THE VICTORY PARTY, 179 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:35,827 DELIGHTFUL DORKS. 180 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:36,900 - TUBE? 181 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:39,767 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOU! 182 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,043 [ ALL LAUGH ] 183 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:44,298 - TUBERS AND COMPETITORS, 184 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:46,097 ARE YOU READY TO RACE? 185 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:49,267 - All: YEAH! 186 00:06:49,333 --> 00:06:53,473 - THEN, ON YOUR MARKS... 187 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,503 GET SET... 188 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,497 AND... 189 00:06:57,567 --> 00:06:58,697 - HEY! 190 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:01,057 THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO START 191 00:07:01,085 --> 00:07:03,395 .0347 SECONDS EARLY. 192 00:07:03,467 --> 00:07:06,227 - OH, WE'RE SORRY. 193 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,330 LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 194 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,370 ON YOUR MARKS... 195 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:21,167 GET SET... 196 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:23,573 BYE-BYE! 197 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,873 - OH! 198 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:35,673 - FARFEGTUBING! 199 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:40,393 - [ ALL CHEERING ] 200 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:45,098 - WHOO-HOO! 201 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:48,127 YEE HAW! 202 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:52,730 AHH! 203 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,170 OH, SURE. 204 00:07:54,233 --> 00:07:55,933 I COULD'VE BUILT ONE THAT FLIES, 205 00:07:55,951 --> 00:07:57,671 BUT I'VE GOT SOMETHING BETTER. 206 00:07:57,733 --> 00:07:59,743 I'VE GOT FARFEG... 207 00:07:59,768 --> 00:08:01,798 [ SPUTTERING ] 208 00:08:01,867 --> 00:08:03,097 WHOA! 209 00:08:03,167 --> 00:08:04,267 HA HA! 210 00:08:04,333 --> 00:08:07,833 VICTORY, HERE WE COME! 211 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:13,310 - [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 212 00:08:13,335 --> 00:08:18,765 MAKE WAY FOR TUBEZILLA, LOSERS! 213 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:20,963 HEY, EGG BOY, YOUR THREE MINUTES 214 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:23,134 ARE UP! 215 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,890 [ LAUGHS ] 216 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:26,628 ♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA LA 217 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,110 ♪ LA LA-LA LA LA 218 00:08:28,135 --> 00:08:29,565 HUH? 219 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:31,603 - OUT OF THE WAY, GIRLY GIRL! 220 00:08:31,667 --> 00:08:33,577 'CAUSE TUBEZILLA'S ON THE 221 00:08:33,601 --> 00:08:35,531 RAMPAGE! 222 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:40,490 - [ GASPS ] 223 00:08:40,518 --> 00:08:45,428 - [ LAUGHS ] 224 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,070 - AAAAH! 225 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,733 OOH! 226 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,230 - NO! 227 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:55,330 - WAAAHH! 228 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:08,327 AAH! [ GASPING ] 229 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,640 OH, NO! 230 00:09:09,668 --> 00:09:10,928 NO! 231 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,400 - BYE! 232 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:15,867 - NOOOOO! 233 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,897 - TARGET ACQUIRED. 234 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:30,397 PULL CANON. 235 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:31,767 LOCKED ON TARGET. 236 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,033 - THAT'S RIGHT. 237 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,130 LOCK ON ME. 238 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,300 HUH. 239 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,870 UH! 240 00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,797 HYAH! 241 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:52,767 BETTER DUCK. 242 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,033 HYAH! 243 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:14,013 AND THAT IS HOW YOU... 244 00:10:14,034 --> 00:10:16,134 WHOA! [ COUGHS ] 245 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,600 HEY! 246 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,327 - YOU GONNA STAND THERE DOING 247 00:10:19,351 --> 00:10:21,031 NOTHING, OR YOU WANT TO WIN SOME 248 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,170 CAKE? 249 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,513 [ LAUGHS ] 250 00:10:25,534 --> 00:10:28,834 - OH. 251 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,440 - WOW! WEE! [ LAUGHS ] 252 00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:36,028 - NUMBUH 3, OVER HERE. 253 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,430 HELP! 254 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,470 YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE ME! 255 00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:41,443 - I CAN'T SHAVE YOU RIGHT NOW, 256 00:10:41,468 --> 00:10:43,398 MISTER OLD MAN. 257 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:44,767 I'M RACING. 258 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,003 - KUKI! 259 00:10:46,067 --> 00:10:50,797 IT'S ME, NUMBUH 4! 260 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,827 - NICE TUBE. 261 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,890 - [ GIGGLES ] I DECORATED IT 262 00:10:54,918 --> 00:10:56,928 MYSELF. 263 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,500 - REALLY? 264 00:10:58,567 --> 00:11:00,707 MAYBE YOU AND I COULD GET 265 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:02,895 TOGETHER AFTER THE RACE AND 266 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:05,627 SHARE SOME DECORATING TIPS. 267 00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:07,000 - HEY! 268 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,597 - THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 269 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,507 - HEY, YOU GET AWAY FROM HER, 270 00:11:10,535 --> 00:11:12,395 YOU FLY BOY! 271 00:11:12,467 --> 00:11:15,177 - WALLABE BEETLES, STRANDED ON 272 00:11:15,201 --> 00:11:17,931 AN ISLAND CALLED "HEARTACHE." 273 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,080 A LOSER IN TUBING, AND A LOSER 274 00:11:20,101 --> 00:11:22,201 IN LOVE. 275 00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,197 - LOVE? 276 00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,827 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 277 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,030 HEY! COME BACK HERE! 278 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:30,200 GET ME OFF THIS ISLAND! 279 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:34,927 [ Crying ] DON'T MAKE ME SWIM! 280 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,780 - AND WHAT OF THE DELIGHTFUL 281 00:11:36,801 --> 00:11:38,601 CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE? 282 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,587 WITH THEIR BATTLESHIP LOST, 283 00:11:40,618 --> 00:11:42,568 ALONG WITH MOST OF THEIR HAIR, 284 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,863 HOW CAN THEY EVER HOPE TO WIN 285 00:11:44,884 --> 00:11:47,134 THIS RACE? 286 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,100 - WE'RE OUT OF THE RACE. 287 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,727 - EXCELLENT. 288 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,260 THEN I'LL START WHIPPING UP YOUR 289 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:57,765 BIRTHDAY CAKE. 290 00:11:57,833 --> 00:12:00,733 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 291 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,693 - NIGEL UNO AND 292 00:12:16,718 --> 00:12:18,598 ABIGAIL LINCOLN, YOU HAVE COME 293 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,367 VERY FAR IN THIS RACE. 294 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,883 BUT NOW, IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO 295 00:12:21,901 --> 00:12:23,371 FACE THE ONE... 296 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:24,793 NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO FACE 297 00:12:24,818 --> 00:12:26,198 THE ONLY... 298 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,277 NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO 299 00:12:28,301 --> 00:12:30,331 FACE... 300 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,730 THE TOMMY! 301 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,900 - THE... THE... 302 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:37,527 - HUH, ANOTHER MORTAL STRUCK 303 00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:40,131 SPEECHLESS BY THE TOMMY. 304 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,130 - NOT YOU, FOOL. 305 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,970 THAT! 306 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,383 - WHAT COULD BE MORE SCARY THAN 307 00:12:47,401 --> 00:12:48,771 THE... 308 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,893 [ ALL SCREAM ] 309 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:52,998 - COME ON, BETSY. 310 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,367 LET'S MOVE, GIRL. 311 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:56,673 - COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME - ON, COME ON, COME ON! 312 00:12:56,733 --> 00:12:58,773 COME ON... LET'S GO! 313 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,433 LET'S GO! 314 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:02,830 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 315 00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:05,530 OH, IT'S NO USE. 316 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,670 I'M NEVER GONNA WIN THIS RACE. 317 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:13,773 I'M NEVER GONNA WIN ANYTHING. 318 00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:17,403 - FARFEGTUBING, SON. 319 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:20,127 THAT'S HOW YOU WIN TOOBATHON. 320 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,530 YOU DON'T NEED SOUPED-UP ENGINES 321 00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,901 OR DIRTY TRICKS. 322 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:27,137 A REAL WINNER, A REAL GILLIGAN 323 00:13:27,168 --> 00:13:29,368 TRUSTS HIS TUBE. 324 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:34,473 DO YOU TRUST BETSY, HOAGIE? 325 00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,333 - YEAH, DAD, I TRUST HER. 326 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,930 COME ON, OLD GIRL, THIS RACE 327 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:42,501 ISN'T OVER YET! 328 00:13:42,567 --> 00:13:45,197 WHOA! WHOO-HOO! 329 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:46,697 ALL RIGHT! 330 00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:48,967 WHOO-HOO! 331 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,673 GO, BETSY, GO! 332 00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,503 YEE HAW! 333 00:13:52,567 --> 00:13:54,687 - YOU KNOW, THE SPANISH WORD 334 00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,868 FOR TUBE IS EL TUBE. 335 00:13:56,933 --> 00:13:58,173 HEY! 336 00:13:58,233 --> 00:13:59,903 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE TUBING! 337 00:13:59,967 --> 00:14:01,777 - HEY, NUMBUH 2, YOU'RE DOING 338 00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:03,631 PRETTY GOOD THIS YEAR! 339 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,260 - IT'S CALLED FARFEGTUBING, 340 00:14:05,285 --> 00:14:06,865 NUMBUH 3, AND ME AND BETSY GOT 341 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:07,973 IT. 342 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,103 - HUH? 343 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,497 - FARFEGTUBING! 344 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:12,467 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 345 00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:15,463 - I SAID... FAR-FEG-TUB... 346 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:18,434 AAAH! 347 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,330 OH, NO! 348 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,970 EVERYBODY, GET OUT OF THE WATER! 349 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,633 GET OUT NOW! 350 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,470 AAH! 351 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:37,633 GOT TO HOLD ON! 352 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:43,170 AAAAH! 353 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,533 - [ ALL ] AAH! 354 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,080 - LOOKS LIKE OUR RACE IS TAKING 355 00:14:47,101 --> 00:14:48,601 A BIT OF A DETOUR. 356 00:14:48,667 --> 00:14:50,327 - YEAH, AND I'VE GOT A FEELING 357 00:14:50,351 --> 00:14:52,031 IT'S NO ACCIDENT. 358 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,760 - I'VE GOT A FEELING I'M GONNA 359 00:14:53,785 --> 00:14:55,465 HURL! 360 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:57,063 - DO IT ON THE CHAIR, AND 361 00:14:57,084 --> 00:14:58,634 YOU'RE SWIMMING HOME, KID. 362 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,700 - AAAAAH! 363 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,297 WHOA, WHOA! 364 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,967 AAAAH! 365 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:06,493 PLEASE, CAN WE PULL OVER AT 366 00:15:06,518 --> 00:15:08,998 REST STOP? 367 00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,397 THAT'S IT. 368 00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,157 I'M TOTALLY GONNA... 369 00:15:12,185 --> 00:15:13,895 - HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP? 370 00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,127 - YOUR KID BROTHER'S ABOUT TO 371 00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:16,331 PUKE. 372 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:17,900 THAT'S WHAT'S UP. 373 00:15:17,967 --> 00:15:19,967 - TOMMY, GET OFF! 374 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,613 - HEY, I DON'T WANT 375 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,234 MISTER PUKEY-PANTS IN MY TUBE. 376 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,300 - CUT IT OUT. 377 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,333 - YOU TAKE HIM. 378 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,300 - NO WAY! 379 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:27,267 - TOMMY! 380 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:28,533 - THIS ISN'T HELPING! 381 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,400 AAAAH! 382 00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:33,927 - BYE, NUMBUH 2! 383 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,460 WE'LL BE AT THE NEW SKATE PARK 384 00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:36,965 AFTER THE RACE, OKAY? 385 00:15:37,033 --> 00:15:38,873 - All: SKATE PARK? 386 00:15:38,933 --> 00:15:41,173 - WHOA! 387 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:44,733 I'M TRUSTING YOU, BETSY! 388 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,230 I KNOW YOU'LL GET US TO THE 389 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,701 FINISH LINE! 390 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,097 GO, BETSY, GO! 391 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:53,027 WHOA! 392 00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:56,830 AAAH! 393 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:00,470 NO! NO! 394 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:02,483 - EVERYTHING IS GOING ACCORDING 395 00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:04,471 TO PLAN. 396 00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:06,943 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 397 00:16:06,968 --> 00:16:09,398 THE FINAL INGREDIENT SHOULD 398 00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,327 ARRIVE ANY SECOND NOW. 399 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,430 AND THEN, THE PARTY BEGINS! 400 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,930 - UH, DUDE? 401 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,480 IS THE SKATE PARK, LIKE, READY 402 00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:19,001 YET? 403 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,467 HEY! 404 00:16:20,533 --> 00:16:23,073 WOAH! 405 00:16:23,133 --> 00:16:25,113 - FOOL! WHY WOULD I BUILD 406 00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,134 A SKATE PARK FOR YOU INFERNAL 407 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,570 CHILDREN? 408 00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:30,833 I'VE BEEN BUILDING A PAN FOR THE 409 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:33,071 LARGEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER... 410 00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:36,103 ALL FOR MY DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN. 411 00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,387 AND ALL I NEED TO FINISH MY 412 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,668 DELICIOUSLY EVIL RECIPE IS SOME 413 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,663 WATER AND A FULL SERVING OF 414 00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:44,634 BRATTY CHILDREN. 415 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:49,380 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 416 00:16:49,401 --> 00:16:54,101 BATTER UP, KIDS! 417 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:58,027 [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 418 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:01,931 - AAH! 419 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,630 WHA... HUH? 420 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:06,600 THE FINISH LINE! 421 00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,337 [ SMOOCHES ] 422 00:17:08,368 --> 00:17:10,068 I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT, BETSY! 423 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,733 - HEY, SOMEBODY'S COMING. 424 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,030 IT'S... 425 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,200 HOAGIE GILLIGAN?! 426 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,297 - THAT'S MY SON! 427 00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,497 NOT IN LAST PLACE! 428 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:24,467 - All: YAY! 429 00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,213 - THIS IS TRULY A SIGHT TO 430 00:17:26,234 --> 00:17:27,934 BEHOLD. 431 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,560 HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN, THE LORD OF 432 00:17:30,585 --> 00:17:33,165 THE LOSERS, ON THE CUSP OF A 433 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:34,973 TOOBATHON VICTORY. 434 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,143 - AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO 435 00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,298 FARFEGTUBING! 436 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,627 - A MOST IMPRESSIVE VICTORY... 437 00:17:41,651 --> 00:17:43,931 IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT 438 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,010 ALL THE OTHER CONTESTANTS ARE 439 00:17:46,035 --> 00:17:48,065 ABOUT TO BE BAKED INTO A 440 00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,893 GINORMOUS CAKE BY THE EVIL 441 00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:51,698 FATHER AS WE SPEAK. 442 00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,327 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 443 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,210 - HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN, THE LORD 444 00:17:55,235 --> 00:17:57,065 OF THE LOSERS... 445 00:17:57,133 --> 00:17:59,933 - NOT THAT... THE OTHER THING! 446 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,510 - THE OTHER CONTESTANTS... 447 00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:03,065 FATHER DUMPED THEM INTO A GIANT 448 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,333 CAKE PAN, AND HE'S GOING TO BAKE 449 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,571 THEM INTO A HUGE, TASTY CAKE! 450 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,613 LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THAT 451 00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:11,634 STUFF I SAID ABOUT YOU BEFORE. 452 00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:13,730 SO AFTER YOU WIN, YOU THINK I 453 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,801 COULD GET A TASTE OF THAT CAKE? 454 00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:16,597 HEY! 455 00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:18,797 THE FINISH LINE IS THAT WAY. 456 00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,467 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 457 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,273 WHAT ABOUT TOOBATHON? 458 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:25,333 - THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR. 459 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,170 - NEXT YEAR. 460 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:31,043 TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN 461 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,898 SPOKEN BY SUCH A LOSER. 462 00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,587 - [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 463 00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,268 WELL, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF 464 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,373 THE MIXING. 465 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,843 SO I'D SAY, IT'S ABOUT TIME WE 466 00:18:43,868 --> 00:18:46,298 GET COOKING! 467 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,897 YOU KNOW, I LOVE BAKING. 468 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:49,207 WHY, IT'S MORE THAN A HOBBY, 469 00:18:49,235 --> 00:18:50,495 ACTUALLY. 470 00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:54,197 - YEEEE-HAW! 471 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,197 UH! 472 00:18:57,267 --> 00:18:58,677 [ INNER TUBE POPS ] 473 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:00,131 - BETSY! 474 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,370 OH, BETSY, NO! 475 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,363 - WELL, IF IT ISN'T 476 00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:07,334 HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN. 477 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,990 AND IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN, THE 478 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,628 SAME FLABBY, PATHETIC INNER TUBE 479 00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:14,490 THAT YOUR LOSER FATHER USED TO 480 00:19:14,518 --> 00:19:16,328 RACE WITH. 481 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,570 - YOU SHUT UP ABOUT BETSY. 482 00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,333 MY DAD WON TOOBATHON EVERY YEAR 483 00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:22,071 WITH HER. 484 00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:24,573 - HA! IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU? 485 00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:27,033 WHY, YOUR DAD CAME IN LAST PLACE 486 00:19:27,051 --> 00:19:29,471 EVERY YEAR. 487 00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:31,603 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 488 00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,697 MY DAD WAS A WINNER. 489 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,787 - [ LAUGHS ] I SUPPOSE HE 490 00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,868 FILLED YOUR TINY HEAD WITH ALL 491 00:19:37,933 --> 00:19:39,383 THAT FARFEGTUBING NONSENSE, 492 00:19:39,401 --> 00:19:40,871 TOO. 493 00:19:40,933 --> 00:19:41,933 - SHUT UP! 494 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,780 HE DID HAVE FARFEGTUBING, AND 495 00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:45,601 SO DO I! 496 00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:47,687 - FOOL! THERE IS NO SUCH 497 00:19:47,718 --> 00:19:49,768 THING AS FARFEGTUBING. 498 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:52,033 YOUR FATHER LIED TO YOU. 499 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,160 YOUR FATHER WAS A LOSER, JUST 500 00:19:54,185 --> 00:19:56,265 LIKE YOU! 501 00:19:56,333 --> 00:20:00,973 JUST LIKE THAT LOUSY INNER TUBE! 502 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,633 - NO. 503 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,930 I BELIEVE IN YOU, BETSY. 504 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,970 I BELIEVE MY DAD. 505 00:20:07,033 --> 00:20:09,533 I BELIEVE... AAH! 506 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,830 [ GRUNTS ] 507 00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:16,101 - [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 508 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,097 UH OH. UH! 509 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:21,497 WHY, YOU MISERABLE... 510 00:20:21,567 --> 00:20:24,297 WHAT? 511 00:20:24,367 --> 00:20:26,297 WELL, THAT CAN'T BE GOOD. 512 00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,787 - IT'S A SAD DAY INDEED FOR 513 00:20:28,818 --> 00:20:31,268 TOOBATHON, AS IT SEEMS THERE 514 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,973 WILL BE NO WINNER. 515 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,283 NO CHAMPION TO CLAIM THE 516 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,571 DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S CAKE. 517 00:20:37,633 --> 00:20:38,643 NO... 518 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:39,698 - WAIT! 519 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:41,167 I THINK I SEE SOMETHING. 520 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,073 - IS IT MY HOAGIE? 521 00:20:43,133 --> 00:20:46,663 - IT LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE LOT OF 522 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:50,234 CAKE BATTER! 523 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:52,500 - [ ALL ] YAY! 524 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,857 - IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS, 525 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,195 FOLKS. 526 00:20:55,267 --> 00:20:57,087 IT'S NIGEL UNO IN FIRST PLACE, 527 00:20:57,118 --> 00:20:58,968 FOLLOWED BY FANNY FULBRIGHT. 528 00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:00,433 NO... FROM BEHIND COMES THAT 529 00:21:00,451 --> 00:21:01,871 KID. 530 00:21:01,933 --> 00:21:03,813 BUT WAIT, ABIGAIL LINCOLN HAS 531 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,734 MOVED INTO THE LEAD. 532 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,430 NO, IT'S KUKI SANBAN. 533 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,660 BUT HERE COMES MUFFY JENKINS IN 534 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,865 THE FINAL STRETCH, AND THE 535 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:15,973 WINNER IS... 536 00:21:16,033 --> 00:21:18,483 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IN ALL MY 537 00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:20,971 YEARS OF TUBING I HAVE NEVER 538 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,073 SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. 539 00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:26,893 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TOOBATHON 540 00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,698 HISTORY, WE HAVE A 634-WAY TIE 541 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,397 FOR FIRST PLACE. 542 00:21:33,467 --> 00:21:36,007 THIS HAS TRULY BEEN A RACE THAT 543 00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:38,595 NOT ONLY ANYONE COULD WIN, BUT 544 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,627 EVERYONE DID WIN. 545 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,910 EVERYONE, EXCEPT 546 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,165 HOAGIE P. GILLIGAN. 547 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:46,403 - HOAGIE! 548 00:21:46,467 --> 00:21:48,087 CAN YOU BELIEVE TOMMY ACTUALLY 549 00:21:48,118 --> 00:21:49,768 CAME IN FIRST PLACE? 550 00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:52,373 - THAT'S THE TOMMY. 551 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:54,243 - FINALLY, A GILLIGAN HAS WON 552 00:21:54,268 --> 00:21:56,098 TOOBATHON! 553 00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,727 - BUT, MOM, DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME 554 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,331 HE WON TOOBATHON EVERY YEAR. 555 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,040 - OH, HOAGIE, YOU SHOULD KNOW 556 00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:04,728 BETTER THAN TO BELIEVE 557 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,500 EVERYTHING YOUR FATHER SAYS. 558 00:22:06,567 --> 00:22:08,527 OH, THE IMAGINATION ON THAT MAN. 559 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,160 DID YOU KNOW THAT HE SWORE THAT 560 00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:11,765 ONE DAY, THAT RAGGEDY OLD TUBE 561 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,143 WOULD SAVE ALL THE CHILDREN IN 562 00:22:13,168 --> 00:22:14,498 TOWN? 563 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,797 [ LAUGHS ] AS IF! 564 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,237 WHAT THAT MAN SAW IN THAT THING, 565 00:22:17,268 --> 00:22:18,668 I'LL NEVER KNOW. 566 00:22:18,733 --> 00:22:20,033 - IT'S CALLED FARFEGTUBING, 567 00:22:20,051 --> 00:22:21,371 MOM. 568 00:22:21,433 --> 00:22:25,103 - OH, NOT YOU, TOO! 569 00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:26,707 - YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST TOO BAD 570 00:22:26,735 --> 00:22:28,295 THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN'S CAKE 571 00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:29,667 DIDN'T GET MADE THIS YEAR. 572 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:32,003 MM, THE BATTER IS AMAZING. 573 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,667 - I FEEL BAD FOR NUMBUH 2. 574 00:22:33,733 --> 00:22:35,093 HE REALLY WANTED TO WIN 575 00:22:35,118 --> 00:22:36,498 TOOBATHON. 576 00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:37,937 - AT LEAST THIS IS THE FIRST 577 00:22:37,968 --> 00:22:39,368 TIME HE DIDN'T COME IN LAST 578 00:22:39,433 --> 00:22:40,333 PLACE. 579 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,300 - HELLO! 580 00:22:42,367 --> 00:22:44,667 COAST GUARD? 581 00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:46,503 HOMING PIGEONS? 582 00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:48,307 IS THERE A BOTTLE I COULD WRITE 583 00:22:48,335 --> 00:22:50,095 A MESSAGE IN MAYBE? 584 00:22:50,167 --> 00:22:51,627 SPY SATELLITES? 585 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,130 HEEEELP! 34947

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