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FASTER, NUMBUH 5!

FASTER!

WOULD YOU STOP?!

NO TIME!

GOT TO KEEP MOVING!

WOULD YOU RELAX?

- WE ARE NOT GONNA MISS LUNCH IF - WE WALK.

- >> BUT IT'S CHOCOLATE-PUDDING - DAY!

QUICK... WE'LL CUT THROUGH THE

FIRST-GRADE HALLWAY.

COME ON!

THE CAFETERIA'S RIGHT ON THE

OTHER SIDE.

WHOA!

NOW WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN SUCH A

HURR...

MAN, THOSE SCHOOL BUDGET CUTS

ARE MURDER.

THAT'S NOT IT.

SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE.

[ WIND HOWLS ]

OH, PLEASE, HELP US.

PLEASE!

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GO THE

LONG WAY.

YOU HAVE COME AT LAST!

ENTER, MY FRIENDS.

PLEASE, ENTER.

COME, COME!

WE KNEW YOU WOULD COME TO SAVE

THE FIRST GRADE.

SO WAS IT WRITTEN ONLY THIS

MORNING IN ARTS AND CRAFTS.

RIGHT.

UH, WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

HE CAME THIS MORNING AND TOOK

THAT WHICH IS MOST PRECIOUS TO

US... OUR CLASS' BLESSED PET

BUNNY, MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS.

AFTER HE ESCAPED DEEP INTO THE

JUNGLE GYM ON THE UPPER

PLAYGROUND, OUR WATER FOUNTAINS

DRIED UP, OUR CRAYONS BROKE, AND

OUR MILK TURNED SOUR.

YOU SEE, WHEN THEY STOLE

MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS, THEY STOLE

THE HEART OF THE FIRST GRADE.

BUT NOW THAT YOU HAVE COME, WE

ARE ASSURED THAT YOU WILL BRING

MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS BACK AND THE

GREAT TIME OF RECESS SHALL

BEGIN.

SO HAPPY!

HEY, WE'RE THE "KIDS NEXT

DOOR."

OF COURSE WE'LL HELP YOU GET

YOUR BUNNY BACK...

RIGHT AFTER WE GET SOME LUNCH!

WE'LL HELP NOW!

BUT FIRST YOU GOT TO TELL US WHO

DID THIS.

HE DID NOT GIVE HIS NAME.

HE ONLY LAUGHED AS HE SAID THAT

THIS WOULD SERVE AS PAYMENT!

MR. HEINRICH!

MR. HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN, SIR,

THE TEMPLE IS JUST AHEAD, JUST

LIKE I SAID, SIR!

SO NOW YOU WON'T TAKE

HOPSY-MOPSY AWAY, RIGHT?

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, MY

JESSICA.

ONWARD!

SCHNELL! SCHNELL!

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT

BEFORE ANYONE GOES CHASING DOWN

SOME BAD GUY IN A JUNGLE GYM,

THEY GET SOME LUNCH.

AT THE VERY LEAST, THEY HAVE

SOME FRENCH FRIES TO KEEP THEIR

ENERGY UP.

NUMBUH 2, IF WE DON'T GET

THAT RABBIT BACK, THOSE FIRST

GRADERS WON'T SURVIVE UNTIL

THEIR PARENTS PICK THEM UP.

NOW ARE YOU READY?

READY FOR LUNCH.

I'M JOKING!

I'M JOKING!

SHEESH!

SO HOW FAR DOES THIS JUNGLE GYM

GO?

[ Echoing ] NOBODY KNOWS!

NOBODY KNOWS!

NOBODY KNOWS!

NOBODY KNOWS!

[ DRUMS BEAT ]

DID YOU HEAR THAT?

MM-HMM.

WHATEVER THEY'RE UP TO, IT'S

ALREADY STARTED.

NO!

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY

HOPSY-MOPSY!

AH, I SAY SO MANY THINGS I DO

NOT MEAN, LIKE "NO MORE GUMDROPS

FOR ME, " OR " WHO WOULD LIKE SOME

OF MY LOLLIPOPS?"

START ON THE TEST!

[ CHANTING ]

NO!

BEHOLD, JESSICA, AS YOUR

RABBIT TOY IS MADE SWEET BY THE

WORLD'S MOST FANTASTIC

CHOCOLATE!

NO!

NO!

NO!

AH!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AAH!

AAH!

OOH, DELICIOUS!

AAH-OH!

BUT IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD TASTE

LIKE IF WE WERE TO MAKE A

CHOCOLATE BUNNY WITH A REAL

BUNNY?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

DIPPING BUNNIES INTO A

CHOCOLATE VOLCANO?

HEINY'S GONE COCA-CRAZY!

WE'RE GONNA NEED A PLAN.

I GOT A PLAN!

GOOD IDEA.

YOU'LL GO DOWN AND DISTRACT

HEINRICH, AND I'LL GRAB THE

RABBIT.

DISTRACT?

HA HA!

- I'M GOING AFTER SOME OF THAT - CHOCOLATE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I'M SO SORRY,

HERR FLUFFALUPAGUS, BUT I'M

AFRAID IT IS TIME FOR ME TO

TASTE THE 100% NATURAL CHOCOLATE

BUNNY, YAH?

ENJOY YOUR DIP!

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

OH, I CRACK "MEINSELF" UP.

[ CHANTING ]

[ SQUEALS ]

HUH?

[ GRUNTING ]

INTRUDER!

GET HIM!

HA HA!

YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN

THAT!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HUH?

THAT'S BETTER.

AAH!

AAAHHHH!

[ BUBBLING ]

AAH.

LICORICE!

TURN THE WHEEL THE OTHER WAY!

WHA-OH!

ABIGAIL LINCOLN.

I MIGHT HAVE KNOWN!

HEY, THAT'S MINE!

DON'T WORRY, BUNNY.

THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" WILL TAKE

CARE OF... AAH!

WHAA!

NUMBUH 5'S GONNA NEED SOME HELP

HERE.

I'LL HELP.

THIS WHOLE THING'S MY FAULT

ANYWAY.

LISTEN, KID.

YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

OKAY, YOU CAN HELP.

IMBECILES!

YOU ARE ALL FIRED!

TAKE THAT!

OKAY, I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE.

HUH?

YAH!

NOW WHERE DID SHE... [ GASPS ]

AAAHHHH!

WHEN NUMBUH 5 GETS HERE,

EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAAAYY!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

YOU KNOW, ALL OF MY LIFE IT HAS

BEEN MY DREAM TO MAKE THE

CHOCOLATE BUNNIES OUT OF THE

REAL BUNNIES.

BUT NEVER ONCE DID I THINK TO

MAKE THE CHOCOLATE "KIDS NEXT

DOOR" OPERATIVES.

I WONDER HOW YOU WILL TASTE.

AUF WIEDERSEHEN, "KIDS NEXT...

WHOA-WHOA!

AAH!

AAAHHHH!

NO!

HEINRICH!

HEINRICH.

SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR WHAT YOU

DID TO HOPSY-MOPSY!

HUH?

[ GASPS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

HURRY, GUYS!

WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!

HI-YA!

WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T LOSE

YOU.

YOU DID FINE, KID.

JUST FINE.

YAY!

HA HA HA HA HA!

WE KNEW YOU WERE COMING BACK

WHEN OUR WATER FOUNTAINS BEGAN

TO FLOW AGAIN!

I'M SORRY, SIDNEY.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE HELPED HEINRICH

IN THE FIRST PLACE.

OH-HOO!

WHOA!

NOW DO YOU SEE THE POWER OF

MR. FLUFFALUPAGUS?

YEAH, I GET IT, BUT, MAN, I'M

SO HUNGRY IT'S NOT EVEN "BUNNY"!

NUH-UH!

YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

- THAT IS THE LAMEST LINE NUMBUH 5 - HAS HEARD OUT OF YOU YET.

- I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE DUMB JOKES - OUT OF YOU!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

EXCELLENT WORK, PEOPLE.

THANKS TO THESE BLUEPRINTS

STOLEN BY MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB,

AND MY BRILLIANT PLANNING, THE

"KIDS NEXT DOOR" TREE HOUSE WILL

SOON BE OURS.

IMAGINE THEIR SURPRISE WHEN

THEY DISCOVER WE CONTROL ALL OF

THEIR 2x4 TECHNOLOGY.

I CAN'T WAIT TO INSTALL

DENTAL EQUIPMENT IN EVERY ROOM.

A MOST EXCELLENT ENDEAVOR.

WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, MR. FIBB?

MOST CERTAINLY, MR. WINK.

HERE'S TO POLISHING OFF THOSE

BRATS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

POLISHING AND CHECKING FOR

RECEDING GUM LINES!

[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

QUICK, EVERYBODY!

HIDE.

[ RINGING CONTINUES ]

IS HE GONE?

I'll check!

HEY, GUYS!

AW, GEEZ, IT'S THE

TOILENATOR.

CAN I COME IN?

OH!

HUH?

CAN I, HUH?

CAN I?

HUH?

SURE, SURE.

YAY!

SORRY I'M LATE, BUT MY E-MAIL

SAID THE MEETING WAS AT THE

ANTARCTIC ICEBERG INN.

IT'S A GOOD THING I CALLED TO

CONFIRM, BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T

KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A

SUPERVILLAINS' MEETING.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN STUCK ON SOME

INACCESSIBLE ISLAND IN THE

MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.

PRETTY FUNNY, HUH, KNIGHTBRACE?

UH, YEAH, FUNNY LIKE TOOTH

DECAY.

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN TO FINISH

OFF THOSE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" THIS

TIME?

CAN I HELP?

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

HUH?!

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS RUIN OUR

PLANS.

INVARIABLY, MR. WINK.

BUT... BUT... BUT...

BUT NOTHING!

THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR" FOOL YOU

EVERY TIME YOU FACE THEM!

DO NOT!

DO, TOO!

WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU

LET NUMBUH 1 INTO OUR SECRET

LAIR WHEN HIS ONLY DISGUISE WAS

A T-SHIRT WITH "I'M NOT NUMBUH

1" WRITTEN ON IT?

WELL, I NEVER EXPECTED AN

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING TO LIE.

AAH!

FACE IT, LOO.

YOU'RE TOO GULLIBLE.

YEAH.

OUR BRILLIANT PLAN DOESN'T

INCLUDE A SOGGY VILLAIN WHO WILL

GET OUTSMARTED BY THE "KIDS NEXT

DOOR."

[ CRYING ]

OH, NO, COME ON.

DON'T, DON'T.

OH, GEEZ.

OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN, WILL YOU?

YOU'RE RUINING MY CARPET.

YOU CAN HELP BY, UM, GOING TO

GET US SOME COFFEE OR SOMETHING.

OH, HEAVENS NO!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT CAFFEINE DOES

TO YOUR... REGULARITY?

OKAY, OKAY!

THEN GET US SOME DECAF.

JUST GO ALREADY!

YAY!

I WILL NOT FAIL YOU!

TOILENATOR... AWAY!

WELL, FINALLY, HE'S GONE.

SO LET'S GET GOING BEFORE HE

GETS BACK.

GIVE ME FOUR DECAF LENTIL 1%

MOCHA COFFEECINOS AND A MILK,

PLEASE.

STUCK PICKING UP COFFEE FOR

REAL VILLAINS, HUH?

YOU BETCHA!

NO!

I'M A BIG-TIME VILLAIN, MISTER.

YEAH, YEAH, SURE YOU ARE.

[ WHISTLES ]

OOH!

I'LL SHOW YOU!

I WON'T JUST DELIVER THE COFFEE.

I'LL ALSO, UM...

I'LL...

I'LL ALSO DESTROY THE "KIDS NEXT

DOOR" SINGLE-HANDEDLY!

AND THEN MR. BOSS AND THE OTHERS

WILL LOVE ME AND INVITE ME TO GO

BOWLING WITH THEM ON TUESDAYS!

DO YOU HEAR ME?!

BO-O-O-WLING!

YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU, BIG GUY.

THAT WILL BE $543.26.

HA HA!

THE COAST IS CLEAR.

KNIGHTBRACE, YOU'RE ON.

[ BUZZING ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ SQUEALING ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

I HEREBY CLAIM THIS TREE HOUSE

FOR ADULTS!

YAY!

"KIDS NEXT DOOR"...PREPARE TO

BE FLUSHED!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

OH, GREAT.

STUPID GOLDEN TOILET!

HA!

OW! OW!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HEY, GET OUT OF MY ROOM,

KNIGHTBRACE.

NO FAIR.

I CALLED IT!

I'M THE BOSS, SO I GET

NUMBUH 1's ROOM.

NOW BEAT IT.

FINE!

I'LL TAKE NUMBUH 4's ROOM.

THESE TOYS ARE MOST AMUSING,

MR. WINK.

MOST AMUSING INDEED,

MR. FIBB.

♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,

RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ Deep voice ] FOOLISH ONES, YOU

ARE MINE!

FOR NONE CAN ESCAPE THE

FEARSOME, HORRIBLE WRATH OF...

THE TERMI-TOILENATOR!

[ Normal voice ] OR MAYBE THE

TOILA-TERMINATOR.

OOH!

OR THE FEARSOME FLUSHIFIER!

I COULDN'T REALLY DECIDE WHICH

ONE SOUNDED COOLER.

PHEW!

I THOUGHT WE WERE IN TROUBLE FOR

A SECOND THERE.

OH, YOU'RE IN MORE TROUBLE

THAN YOU KNOW, NUMBUH 1!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I'M MR. BOSS.

OH, HEY THERE, MR. BOSS.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HER...

HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

VERY CLEVER, NIGEL UNO!

HUH?

IT'S A GOOD THING MR. BOSS

WARNED ME ABOUT YOUR CLEVER

TRICKS AND DISGUISES.

I'D RECOGNIZE THAT BALD HEAD

ANYWHERE!

BALD?

I'M JUST THINNING AT THE TOP A

BIT, REAL...

I THINK WE'VE SEEN QUITE

ENOUGH, MR. WINK.

INDEED, MR. FIBB.

NICE COSTUMES, NUMBUHS 3 AND

5!

THEY REALLY... TAKE THE CAKE!

WHOO!

WHOA!

NUMBUH 2, THE PORTLY MEMBER

OF THE TEAM.

PORTLY!

RRAAAA!

OW! OW! OW!

HEY, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE

RACKET OUT HERE?!

NUMBUH 4, MY GREATEST

NEMESIS!

YAAAHHH!

AY-YAAAH!

YOU'RE IN MY BOWL NOW, JERK!

SO CONSIDER YOURSELF...

FL-U-U-USHED!

NO, WAIT!

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

SOMEBODY HELP ME!

AAHHH!

I... I... DID IT!

I DEFEATED THE "KIDS NEXT DOOR!"

AND TO THINK I DID IT ALL BEFORE

3:00?

HEY, SHOULDN'T YOU KIDS BE IN

SCHOOL?

WE JUST GOT OUT OF CLASS.

AND YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR

AN AFTER-SCHOOL SPECIAL

BUTT-KICKING, TOILET FACE!

WHA...?

OH, THIS... THIS IS HORRIBLE!

I FORGOT TO BRING THE COFFEE!

OH, NO!

GET HIM!

OW! OOH! OW!

THAT'S MY FLUSHING HAND!

STOP!

OOH! OW!

STOP IT!

STOP, PLEASE!

I FLUSH WITH THAT ONE!

NO, STOP!

[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

OH!

OH, FLUSH.

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.