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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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[ GRUNTING ]
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NUMBUH 2, IF YOU WERE
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NORTH DAKOTA, WHAT COLOR WOULD
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YOU BE?
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I DON'T KNOW... BURNT SIENNA.
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WHY?
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- I GOT TO FINISH COLORING THIS - MAP OF THE UNITED STATES FOR
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SOCIAL STUDIES, AND I'VE STILL
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GOT 27 STATES LEFT.
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WHAT'S THE BIG RUSH?
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FINISH IT DURING LUNCH, LIKE ME.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT THE
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CAFETERIA'S SERVING TODAY?
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YOU SHOULD BE CRAMMING YOUR
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FACE, NOT YOUR HOMEWORK.
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PUH! FAT CHANCE OF THAT.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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WHAT THE...
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HEY, GET OFF OF ME.
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WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON?
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WALLABEE BEETLES, YOU'RE
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UNDER ARREST FOR THE
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WEDGIFICATION OF PAULIE MARCUS.
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BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
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NOT YET, YOU DIDN'T.
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OH, COME ON.
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AT LEAST LET ME GIVE HIM A
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WEDGIE IF YOU'RE GONNA ARREST
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ME FOR IT.
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I KEEP TELLING HIM TO KEEP
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HIS HANDS OFF OTHER KIDS'
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UNDERWEAR.
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- BUT AREN'T THEY SUPPOSED TO - ARREST YOU AFTER YOU GIVE
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SOMEONE A WEDGIE?
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- I GUESS THEY'RE REALLY - CRACKING DOWN.
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR
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STARTING A FOOD FIGHT AT LUNCH
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TOMORROW AFTERNOON.
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BOOK HIM FOR SHOOTING
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SPITBALLS AT NEXT WEEK'S
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SUBSTITUTE GYM TEACHER.
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THIS SAFETY-PATROL BUSINESS
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WAS FISHIER THAN A WEEK-OLD
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SARDINE SANDWICH, AND I WASN'T
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EATING IT... AT LEAST NOT
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WITHOUT MUSTARD.
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LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT SOME WORK TO
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DO, NUMBUH 3... THE KIND A NICE
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- GIRL LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T GET - MIXED UP IN.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR
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ASSAULTING AN OFFICER AND
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- INTERFERING WITH HALL-MONITOR - BUSINESS.
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WHAT?!
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- YOU GOT TO BE... - CAN IT!
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HEY, NUMBUH 2, WHAT COLOR IS
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NEBRASKA?
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NUMBUH 2, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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IT'S UP TO YOU TO SOLVE THIS
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CASE, NUMBUH 3.
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GO FIND JOE BALOOKA.
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HE'LL HELP YOU.
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- AND DON'T FORGET TO WEAR THE - HAT.
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IT'LL MAKE YOU LOOK ALL COOL AND
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DETECTIVE-Y.
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I HAD TO ADMIT, THE HAT WAS
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PRETTY GREAT.
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AND WITH GREAT HATS COMES GREAT
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RESPONSIBILITY.
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I HAD TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF A
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FEW THINGS.
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LIKE WHAT COLOR IS NEBRASKA?!
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NUMBUH 2 TOLD ME THAT
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JOE BALOOKA WAS THE MAN TO SEE.
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HEY, JOE...
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OH!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW...
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ABOUT THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS?
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I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF THEY
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SHOULD BE YUMMY-LICIOUS YELLOW
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OR SO-DARN-CUTE SAFFRON.
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I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS,
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SANBAN.
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I GOT TO HAVE THESE DESKS
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GUM-FREE BY LUNCHTIME.
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SO, BUBBLE-GUM PINK, THEN?
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OH, DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME.
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YOUR PAL GILLIGAN MAY HAVE
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GOTTEN ME THROWN OFF THE FORCE,
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- BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT - IMPORTANT.
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I'VE STILL GOT MY FRIENDS ON THE
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SAFETY PATROL, AND THEY TOLD ME
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- ALL ABOUT WHAT'S BEEN GOING - DOWN.
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- EVER SINCE THE DELIGHTFUL - CHILDREN BRIBED THEIR WAY INTO
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BECOMING THE SAFETY-PATROL
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COMMISSIONERS, THE WHOLE
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- DEPARTMENT'S BEEN TURNED ON ITS - HEAD.
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JOE BALOOKA, YOU'RE UNDER
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ARREST FOR CHEATING ON
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TOMORROW'S POP QUIZ!
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OH!
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SANBAN, LISTEN, THE DELIGHTFUL
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CHILDREN... I KNOW THEY'RE A
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PARTY TO THIS!
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- SEE IF YOU CAN GET THEM TO MAP - IT OUT FOR YOU.
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[ GASPS ]
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THEY'RE HAVING A MAP PARTY?!
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AH, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY, GOODY!
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WORD ON THE STREET SAID THE
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CAFETERIA WAS WHERE THE PARTY
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WAS AT.
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HMM, NO BALLOONS, NO CLOWNS, AND
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NOT A CRAYON IN SIGHT.
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WORST PARTY EVER.
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[ CHOMP ]
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[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
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OOH!
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HELLO, IOWA!
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Together: [ Monotone ] IS
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THERE A REASON YOU'RE
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INTERRUPTING OUR BREAKFAST,
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KUKI SANBAN?
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I HEAR YOU CAN HELP ME WITH
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MY COLORING PROBLEM.
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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
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TALKING ABOUT.
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OH, I THINK YOU DO!
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK,
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SANBAN.
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I AM?
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BUT IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD.
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NOW THAT OUR PREDELINQUENCY
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DEPARTMENT IS OPERATIONAL, WE
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CAN ARREST BRATTY KIDS BEFORE
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THEY BREAK THE RULES.
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SO, YOU'RE SAYING I MISSED
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YOUR MAP-COLORING PARTY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THE ONLY PARTY AROUND HERE IS
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IN DETENTION, AND EVERYONE'S
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INVITED.
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A PARTY IN DETENTION?
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THIS I HAD TO SEE.
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ALL RIGHT, I TAKE IT BACK.
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THIS IS THE WORST PARTY EVER.
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NOW, BACK UP FOR A SEC.
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PREDELINQUENCY?
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HOW COULD SOMEONE TELL IF KIDS
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ARE GONNA DO SOMETHING BAD
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BEFORE THEY DO IT?
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HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
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NO, I'M COLORING IOWA.
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THAT WEIRD KID IN THE CAFETERIA
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WITH THE GOOFY HAIR AND THE
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MISMATCHED EYES DROPPED
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THE PERFECT CRAYON AFTER HIS
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MYSTERIOUS RENDEZVOUS WITH THE
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.
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OH, YEAH?
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LET ME SEE THAT CRAYON.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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CLAY DUST...
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PAPIER-MâCHé, AND A HINT OF
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BOOGERS.
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OH, MAN, WHY DO SOME PEOPLE HAVE
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TO SHOVE EVERYTHING UP THEIR
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NOSE?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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LOOK, THIS CRAYON WAS MADE AT
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LEAST 25 YEARS AGO.
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IT MUST HAVE COME FROM THE OLD,
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ABANDONED ART ROOM.
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WHATEVER THAT KID YOU SAW IS UP
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TO, IT'S PROBABLY HAPPENING
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THERE.
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YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
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- DID I MENTION THAT THE OLD, - ABANDONED ART ROOM IS PROBABLY
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JUST FILLED WITH CRAYONS?
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[ GASPS ] CRAYONS? YAY!
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HELLO?
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[ MURMURING ]
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WAIT, HE'S DRAWING ANOTHER.
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QUIET! HERE HE GOES.
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AAAAAH!
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I THINK THAT'S A HEAD.
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NO, A CLOUD.
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CHAIRS?
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A TROMBONE?
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- I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I WAS - SEEING.
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THERE MUST HAVE BEEN, LIKE,
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10 BAZILLION CRAYONS.
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COLORING THE EASTERN SEABOARD
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WILL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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THIS IS IT.
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HE'S ABOUT TO FINISH.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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IT'S SCOTTY VINCENT.
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HE'S GOT WATER BALLOONS.
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SAFETY PATROL 1, MOVE OUT!
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LET'S GET HIM!
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HELLO, KUKI.
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OH, UM, ARE THESE YOURS?
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IF YOU DIG TOO DEEP, SANBAN,
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YOU'LL JUST GET DIRTY.
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HALL MONITORS, TAKE HER AWAY.
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WHAT?!
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- DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN FROM DOWN - THE LANE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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FOR RUNNING IN THE HALLS.
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THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
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WE WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING SO
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CHILDISH.
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UH... AAAAHH!
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[ ALL SHOUTING ]
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THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
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THROWING A LOUSY PARTY.
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EEK!
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THOUGHT YOU COULD SET OFF A
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FIRE ALARM NEXT THURSDAY, EH,
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SANBAN?
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IF YOU WANT MY ADVICE, DON'T
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RUN.
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RUN? FROM WHAT?
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UH, FROM US.
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WHY WOULD I RUN FROM YOU?
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BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO ARREST
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YOU.
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AND THAT'S BAD, RIGHT?
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PRETTY BAD, YEAH.
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OH, OKAY.
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AAAAHH!
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GET HER!
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GET HER, GET HER!
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T
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KUKI SANBAN.
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BALOOKA?
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE ARRESTED.
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HMM, LIKE I SAID, I GOT
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FRIENDS ON THE FORCE, SO I CUT
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A DEAL.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU AND I ARE THE
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ONLY KIDS NOT IN DETENTION.
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'LL NEVER
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FINISH THIS.
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I'M SORRY, FLORIDA.
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DON'T WORRY.
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I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP US.
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COME ON.
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I TRIED TO TELL JOE THE PARTY
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IN THE CAFETERIA STUNK, BUT HE
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INSISTED WE GO ANYWAY, AND IT
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LOOKED LIKE WE WEREN'T THE ONLY
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ONES TO SHOW UP.
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OH! HI, CRAYON BOY.
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HEY, UH, ABOUT THOSE CRAYONS I
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BORROWED...
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HEY!
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SORRY, SANBAN, BUT LIKE I
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SAID, I CUT A DEAL.
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JOE!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
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DOUBLE-CROSSED ME.
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I SHOULD HAVE NEVER FALLEN IN
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LOVE WITH YOU.
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YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ME?
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PU-LEASE!
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- I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD SOUND - ALL DRAMATIC-Y AND STUFF IF I
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SAID THAT.
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YOU DID A GOOD JOB BRINGING
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SANBAN IN FOR US, BALOOKA.
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I'M GRATEFUL FOR YOUR HELP.
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SO, I'M BACK ON THE FORCE,
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RIGHT?
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OF COURSE YOU ARE, AFTER
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YOU'VE SERVED YOUR TIME FOR
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CHEATING ON THAT POP QUIZ
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TOMORROW.
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WHAT?!
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BUT I'LL BE IN, LIKE, 30th
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GRADE BY THEN.
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OH, COME ON.
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WE HAD A DEAL!
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THANK YOU, HALL MONITORS, FOR
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ALL YOU'VE DONE TO KEEP
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GALLAGHER ELEMENTARY CRIME FREE.
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NOW... TAKE HER AWAY, AND THEN
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ARREST YOURSELVES!
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CHEWING GUM IN CLASS?
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YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER.
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WAIT!
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BEFORE YOU TAKE ME AWAY, JUST
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TELL ME ONE THING.
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WHAT COLOR IS NEBRASKA?
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DON'T YOU WANT ME TO REVEAL
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MY CUNNING PLAN TO YOU?
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NO!
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I JUST REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHAT
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COLOR NEBRASKA IS.
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MY MAP IS DUE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA TELL
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YOU ANYWAYS.
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EVERY DAY AT LUNCH, KIDS CUT
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AHEAD OF ME IN LINE, AND BY THE
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TIME I GET THERE, NOTHING GOOD
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IS LEFT TO EAT.
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WELL, NEVER AGAIN.
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YOU SEE, I ONLY PRETENDED TO BE
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ABLE TO PREDICT CRIME SO THAT MY
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CLASSMATES WOULD ALL BE
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ARRESTED, BECAUSE IF I'M THE
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ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE ENTIRE
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SCHOOL, THEN I'LL BE THE FIRST
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ONE IN LINE FOR LUNCH.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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I'LL HAVE 50 PIZZA BAGELS, IF
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YOU'D BE SO KIND.
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SORRY, KID, PIZZA BAGELS ARE
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NEXT WEEK.
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WHAT?!
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BUT, BUT, BUT...
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YOU WANT TO SEE THE FUTURE,
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READ THE MENU, KID.
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LIMA BEANS?
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MY PLANS, MY HOPES, MY BEAUTIFUL
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PIZZA-BAGEL DREAMS!
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NO!!
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[ SOBBING ]
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I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT ALL
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ALONG.
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NEBRASKA IS THE COLOR OF LIMA
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BEANS AND TEARS.
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BLECH! ICK.
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I'LL ONLY BE IN
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SARATOGA SPRINGS FOR THE DAY.
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MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED TO GET
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SOME FRESH AIR AND TAKE A BREAK
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FROM MAKING KIDS' LIVES
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MISERABLE.
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NOW, I KNOW I CAN TRUST MY
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DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN TO KEEP
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THINGS NEAT AND TIDY WHILE I'M
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GONE, RIGHT?
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Together: [ Monotone ] OF
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COURSE, FATHER.
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GOOD.
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I LEFT SOME MONEY ON THE COUNTER
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FOR PIZZA, AND DON'T FORGET TO
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FEED THE CAT.
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YES, FATHER.
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[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
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[ STATIC ]
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IS HE GONE?
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YES.
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WILL YOU AND YOUR TEENAGE
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COMPATRIOTS BE COMING TO OUR
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LITTLE SOIREE TO DISCUSS THE
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FINAL DESTRUCTION OF THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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I WOULDN'T MISS THIS PARTY
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FOR THE WORLD.
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ALL RIGHT, KIDS NEXT DOOR,
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THE SUSPICIOUS ITEMS BEFORE YOU
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WERE OBTAINED DURING OUR MOST
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RECENT MISSION INTO THE BEDROOM
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- OF OUR TEENAGE ARCHENEMY, - CREE.
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KIDS NEXT DOOR SCIENTISTS HAVE
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JUST COMPLETED THEIR ANALYSIS
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AND HAVE FORWARDED US THE
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RESULTS.
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YEAH, SO, UH, WHAT'S THIS
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THING?
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ACCORDING TO THIS, IT'S SOME
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KIND OF UNMELTABLE ICE-CREAM
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TREAT.
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UNMELTABLE?
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HMM, THIS PACIFIC-BREEZE
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FLAVOR'S PRETTY GOOD.
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THAT'S DEODORANT, FOOL!
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AND WHAT DID NUMBUH 5 TELL YOU
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GUYS ABOUT STEALING MY SISTER'S
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STUFF?
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- [ ALARM BEEPING ] - [ GASPS ]
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THE KIDS NEXT DOOR HELP-ME
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HOT LINE.
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LET'S GO!
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[ ALL TALKING ]
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COME IN, PLEASE.
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WE NEVER THOUGHT WE'D SAY THIS,
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BUT... SAVE US, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
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[ GASP ]
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[ STATIC ]
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I WONDER IF THEY BELIEVED US.
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OUT OF THE WAY, SQUIRTS.
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SODA, COMING THROUGH.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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HEY, I'M A LAMP, GET IT?
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[ SHRIEKING ]
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HAVEN'T YOU BARBARIANS HEARD OF
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COASTERS?
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HEY, PUT THAT DOWN!
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THERE YOU ARE!
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00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,030
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS THE
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DESTRUCTION OF THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR, NOT THE
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DESTRUCTION OF OUR HOUSE.
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COOL OUT, KIDDIES.
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DRINK SOME SODA.
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SODA?!
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THAT'S ILLEGAL FOR ANYONE UNDER
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13 AND FILLED WITH SUGAR.
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[ CAT SCREECHES ]
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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COME ON, MAURICE.
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00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,883
WHILE THEY'RE KEEPING THOSE
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DORKS BUSY, YOU AND I CAN GET
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DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ RINGING ]
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PARTY CENTRAL.
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GIVE US THAT!
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HELLO?
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HELLO, CHILDREN.
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IS EVERYTHING GOING...
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HEY, WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
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00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:13,533
UH, NOTHING.
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00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,570
IS SOMEBODY THERE?
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ARE YOU HAVING A PART... HEY,
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00:14:17,384 --> 00:14:19,134
THAT'S COLD!
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DON'T WORRY, FATHER.
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00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:22,193
IT'S, UH, SOME RIDICULOUS KIDS'
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CARTOON ON THE TELEVISION.
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BYE, FATHER.
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I BEG YOUR PARDON.
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WE ARE THE UPPER CRUST.
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THE WHO?
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NO, THE UPPER CRUST.
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THE STRING QUARTET.
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OH, THANK GOODNESS.
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MAYBE YOUR DULCET TONES WILL
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SOOTHE THESE TEENAGE...
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[ BELCHES ]
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SAVAGES.
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ALL RIGHT, FELLOWS, SHALL WE
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BEGIN IN B-FLAT MAJOR?
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YES, OF COURSE, ABSOLUTELY.
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[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ GASPING ]
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FINALLY, SOME PEACE AND...
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- [ ROCK-'N'-ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ] - ♪ SPEND MY DAYS LOOKING ALL
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- AROUND ♪ - ♪ TRYING TO MAKE A GOOD
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IMPRESSION ON YOU ♪
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♪ NOW I'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE
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YOU... ♪
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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[ GROWLING ]
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STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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I MEAN IT.
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I'M WARNING... AAH!
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OW! STOP IT!
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WHOA!
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[ GROANING ]
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AAH!
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ALL RIGHT, DELIGHTFUL DORKS,
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YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO TELL
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US WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS, OR
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YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN CHILI
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PASTE.
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UM...
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TIME'S UP!
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WAIT!
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YOU HAVE TO HELP US GET THE
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TEENS OUT OF OUR HOUSE BEFORE
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FATHER RETURNS.
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00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,670
THAT'S YOUR EMERGENCY?
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00:15:55,733 --> 00:15:56,873
NOT OUR PROBLEM.
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00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:57,963
COME ON, GUYS, LET'S...
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00:15:57,984 --> 00:15:59,034
WAIT!
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00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,390
AREN'T YOU SWORN TO HELP KIDS
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00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,728
AGAINST ADULTS AND TEENAGERS, NO
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00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,130
MATTER WHO THEY ARE?
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00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,570
THEY'RE RIGHT.
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00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,493
AS KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES,
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IT'S OUR DUTY TO HELP ALL KIDS.
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00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,077
BUT THE DELIGHTFUL DEVIANTS
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00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,731
AREN'T NORMAL KIDS.
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00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,830
THEY'RE OUR ENEMY.
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00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:16,170
IT'S TRUE.
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00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,013
WE EVEN INVITED THE TEENS HERE
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00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:19,834
WITH THE HOPE THAT IF THEY
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ACCEPTED US, WE COULD BECOME THE
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00:16:21,818 --> 00:16:23,728
DELIGHTFUL TEENS FROM DOWN THE
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LANE.
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00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,380
NOW WE ONLY WISH TO BE RID OF
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THEM.
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WELL, EVEN IF WE WERE GONNA
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HELP YOU, HOW WOULD WE GET ALL
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THESE TEENS OUT OF THE HOUSE?
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I GOT IT!
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00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,110
REMEMBER PAULIE MARCUS' 6th
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BIRTHDAY?
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OF COURSE... FRUIT PUNCH AND
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MULTIPLE PIÑATAS.
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00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,700
WE ALMOST LOST FOUR OPERATIVES.
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00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,237
AND WHAT DID WE DO TO CLEAR
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00:16:44,268 --> 00:16:45,768
THE PLACE OUT?
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00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,163
MASHED POTATOES IN THE
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00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:48,534
SPRINKLER SYSTEM.
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00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,000
HA HA!
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00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:51,837
WE TOTALLY FILLED THE PLACE WITH
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ENOUGH SPUDS TO FORCE EVERYBODY
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OUT THE WINDOWS.
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00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,933
WORKS EVERY TIME.
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00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,410
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL HELP YOU
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00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,865
OUT THIS TIME, BUT I'M STAYING
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00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,713
- HERE TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU - CREEPS.
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00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,640
- NUMBUHS 3 AND 4, LOCATE THE - KITCHEN.
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00:17:03,733 --> 00:17:05,083
COMMANDEER EVERY BOX OF MASHED
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00:17:05,101 --> 00:17:06,471
POTATOES YOU CAN FIND AND GET
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00:17:06,533 --> 00:17:07,733
COOKING.
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00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,000
- NUMBUHS 2 AND 5, FIND THE MAIN - FIRE-SPRINKLER VALVE.
531
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,433
IT'S PROBABLY IN THE BASEMENT.
532
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,070
YOU CAN'T GO THERE.
533
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,203
THAT'S FATHER'S INNER SANCTUM.
534
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,457
EVEN WE AREN'T ALLOWED DOWN
535
00:17:16,485 --> 00:17:17,695
THERE.
536
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:20,187
DO YOU WANT THOSE TEENS OUT
537
00:17:20,218 --> 00:17:22,668
OR NOT?
538
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:25,473
THEN TRUST THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
539
00:17:27,067 --> 00:17:28,067
UGH!
540
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:31,600
HEY, DUDES, I'M ART.
541
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:32,727
WHA-HAA!
542
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,210
COME ON, IT'S DOWN HERE IN
543
00:17:34,235 --> 00:17:35,665
THE BASEMENT.
544
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:38,473
WHAT'S DOWN THERE?
545
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:41,433
HERE I COME, DUDES.
546
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,130
COME ON.
547
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:46,370
WHA-HA!
548
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,573
YEAH!
549
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:51,503
WHAA!
550
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:54,197
UH... HI, THERE.
551
00:17:54,267 --> 00:17:55,477
[ CHUCKLES ]
552
00:17:55,501 --> 00:17:56,731
[ GROANS ]
553
00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:57,930
[ GASPS ]
554
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,101
WHOA!
555
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:02,497
SO, LIKE, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
556
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:04,767
HOW OLD DO I LOOK?
557
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,503
AAH!
558
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,667
LET'S GO, LOVER BOY.
559
00:18:08,733 --> 00:18:09,873
HEY!
560
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:11,663
FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE LADIES
561
00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:13,434
DIG YOUNGER MEN.
562
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:14,130
YAHH! UGH!
563
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,670
SHH!
564
00:18:16,733 --> 00:18:17,943
CREE, WILL YOU JUST TELL ME
565
00:18:17,968 --> 00:18:19,198
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR DOWN
566
00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:20,027
HERE?
567
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,670
JUST STAY CLOSE, MAURICE.
568
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,583
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO
569
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:25,471
FIND THE SPRINKLER VALVE.
570
00:18:25,533 --> 00:18:26,663
YEAH, BUT CREE'S UP TO
571
00:18:26,684 --> 00:18:27,834
SOMETHING.
572
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,340
DIDN'T THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN
573
00:18:29,368 --> 00:18:30,828
SAY FATHER'S INNER SANCTUM IS
574
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,430
DOWN HERE?
575
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,900
YEAH, BUT...
576
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:35,447
- I BET SHE'S TRYING TO SWIPE - ONE OF FATHER'S SECRET WEAPONS.
577
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,770
THIS PARTY'S A DECOY!
578
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,533
AH HA HA HA HA!
579
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,760
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
580
00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:49,165
OH, CRUD!
581
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,433
I LOVE THIS SONG.
582
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,070
AND I'D LOVE TO THROW UP.
583
00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:53,713
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST ALL
584
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,334
THOSE GROSS, LOVEY-DOVEY,
585
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,700
KISSY-FACE TEENS?
586
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:58,567
WHA!
587
00:18:58,633 --> 00:19:00,473
WE'LL SLOW-DANCE PAST THEM.
588
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:01,933
WHAT? OH, NO WAY.
589
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,040
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE
590
00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:04,128
GOING.
591
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,200
UM...
592
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:06,633
[ Deep voice ] LIKE, SORRY,
593
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:08,071
DUDE.
594
00:19:08,133 --> 00:19:12,503
BETTER BE.
595
00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:14,027
UGH!
596
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:18,370
BLAH!
597
00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,433
GAHH! PWAH!
598
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,130
WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
599
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,630
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME DIE OF
600
00:19:23,651 --> 00:19:26,101
DANCY-KISSY-FACE-ITIS?
601
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:26,927
DUH!
602
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,870
OW. STUPID MASHED POTATOES.
603
00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:32,903
[ Normal voice ] THE KITCHEN!
604
00:19:32,967 --> 00:19:35,737
QUICK, NUMBUH 3, LET'S GET
605
00:19:35,768 --> 00:19:38,568
COOKING.
606
00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:40,683
- HEY, LOOK, THE MAIN SPRINKLER - VALVE.
607
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,237
THINK THE OTHERS HAVE HOOKED THE
608
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,768
POTATOES UP TO THE WATER SUPPLY
609
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:44,573
YET?
610
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:46,073
THEY SHOULD HAVE BY NOW.
611
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,783
YOU CONNECT THE LINES WHILE
612
00:19:47,801 --> 00:19:49,471
NUMBUH 5 SEES WHAT CREE IS UP
613
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:50,233
TO.
614
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:53,230
GOT IT.
615
00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,080
[ PANTING ]
616
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:56,901
YIY! AH!
617
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:58,177
[ GASPS ]
618
00:19:58,201 --> 00:19:59,431
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
619
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,230
THIS PARTY'S FOR TEENS ONLY.
620
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,140
YEAH, WELL, THE KIDS NEXT
621
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,028
DOOR ARE GONNA BUST IT UP, AND
622
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,310
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH MY - SISTER?
623
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,670
MY JOB.
624
00:20:08,733 --> 00:20:10,043
I'M NOT A TEENAGE UNDERCOVER
625
00:20:10,068 --> 00:20:11,398
AGENT FOR THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
626
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,827
JUST FOR FUN.
627
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,310
- CREE'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, - AND I'M ON THE VERGE OF FINDING
628
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,263
OUT WHAT, SO HOLD OFF UNTIL...
629
00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,234
MAURICE, I THINK I FOUND IT.
630
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,630
AND YOU ARE DEFINITELY GONNA
631
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:24,001
LIKE WHAT YOU SEE.
632
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:25,627
THE POTATOES ARE DONE.
633
00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:26,910
AND HOOKED UP TO THE WATER
634
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,165
SUPPLY.
635
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:30,193
AND IT'S ALL CONNECTED TO THE
636
00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,198
SPRINKLER SYSTEM, SO THAT MEANS
637
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:33,337
THIS PARTY IS READY TO BE
638
00:20:33,368 --> 00:20:34,468
MASHED.
639
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:35,713
THIS MUST BE FATHER'S PRIVATE
640
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,934
ROOM.
641
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,300
COME ON!
642
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,627
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
643
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,170
UM... WHAT?
644
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:46,603
WHAT?
645
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:49,467
ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
646
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:50,733
ROMANTIC?
647
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,830
UH, YEAH.
648
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,370
ROMANTIC.
649
00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,473
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
650
00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:58,633
[ SMOOCHING ]
651
00:20:58,651 --> 00:20:59,771
UH...
652
00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:01,333
[ WHIMPERS ]
653
00:21:01,351 --> 00:21:02,871
[ SNIFFS ]
654
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:03,703
UH, CREE?
655
00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:04,927
WHAT?
656
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,530
SORRY TO SAY THIS, BUT YOU
657
00:21:07,551 --> 00:21:10,101
SORT OF, UM, STINK.
658
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:11,907
- [ GASPS ] - WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
659
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,880
- SOMEONE STOLE MY DEODORANT FROM - MY ROOM.
660
00:21:13,967 --> 00:21:15,527
IS IT THAT BAD?
661
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,730
PEEE-UUU!
662
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,700
IT SURE IS, STINKY.
663
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,087
ABBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
664
00:21:21,118 --> 00:21:22,468
HERE?!
665
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,573
AAH!
666
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:25,533
DUDES, FATHER'S CAR'S DOWN
667
00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:27,471
THE STREET.
668
00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,233
WE GOT TO BOLT!
669
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,040
AH, I FEEL LIKE A WARM PILE
670
00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:34,828
OF STRAWBERRY JELLY.
671
00:21:34,900 --> 00:21:36,760
IT'LL BE GOOD TO BE HO...
672
00:21:36,785 --> 00:21:38,665
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
673
00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:39,603
WHAT THE...
674
00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,197
FATHER'S ON HIS WAY HOME!
675
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,967
RUN, DUDES!
676
00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:46,693
[ SCREAMING ]
677
00:21:46,718 --> 00:21:50,398
NICELY DONE, TEAM.
678
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,177
THEY MUST HAVE CAUGHT WIND OF
679
00:21:52,201 --> 00:21:53,931
OUR BRILLIANT PLAN.
680
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
THANK YOU, KIDS NEXT DOOR.
681
00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,527
YOU REALLY SAVED US.
682
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,130
LIKE YOU SAID, IT'S OUR JOB,
683
00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:01,701
AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE
684
00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:02,967
THE POTATO BOMB.
685
00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:04,363
I GUESS YOU CAN HIT THE ABORT
686
00:22:04,384 --> 00:22:05,734
BUTTON NOW, NUMBUH 2.
687
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,270
ABORT BUTTON?
688
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:12,703
MY HOUSE!
689
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,627
WELCOME HOME, FATHER.
690
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,100
YOU HAD A PARTY!
691
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,027
I DIDN'T GIVE PERMISSION FOR
692
00:22:19,051 --> 00:22:20,931
A...
693
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,400
THEY DID IT!
694
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,730
♪ WELL, THEY FOUND ME
695
00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,401
ROCKIN' ♪
696
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:32,837
♪ WHY DON'T YOU ROCK?
697
00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:36,268
♪ I SAID, "GET OFF MY BACK"
698
00:22:36,333 --> 00:22:39,563
♪ OH, WHY DON'T YOU ROCK?
699
00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:42,834
♪ THEY FOUND ME ROCKIN'
700
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:46,310
♪ WHY DON'T YOU ROCK?
701
00:22:46,335 --> 00:22:49,765
♪ I SAID, "GET OFF MY BACK"
702
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:52,533
KEEP IT DOWN UP THERE!
703
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,600
I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!
704
00:22:55,650 --> 00:23:00,200
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