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OH, MAN.
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LAST NIGHT'S ROOT-BEER PARTY
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MUST HAVE BEEN A WILD ONE.
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OHH.
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MY HEAD'S KILLING ME.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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SECURE AREA.
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All: SECURING THE AREA.
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ALL CLEAR.
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ALL CLEAR.
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
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PRESIDENT UNO?
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PRESIDENT?!
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF
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MISTAKE.
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I AM NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES!
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PRESIDENT UNO, SIR!
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YOU CAN'T DO A PRESS CONFERENCE
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IN YOUR BOXERS.
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- AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL YOUR SECOND - TERM.
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[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
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[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
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NUMBUH 3? IS THAT YOU?
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HEY!
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STOP THAT! OW!
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NO, NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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[ GIGGLING ]
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IT TICKLES!
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A SUIT?!
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GREAT HAIR AS USUAL,
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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- NOW, WE HAVE A BUSY DAY AHEAD OF - US.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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SLOW DOWN, KUKI.
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WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON HERE?
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I'M TELLING YOU WHAT'S GOING
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ON, SIR, SO YOU DON'T MAKE A
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- FOOL OF YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE - NATIONAL PRESS CORPS.
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AAH!
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COME ON!
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GAH!
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HEY, QUIT SHOVING!
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- [ GULPS ] - UH...
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- [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] - >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT THE
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RISING PRICE OF LIVERWURST?
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- >> IS IT TRUE WE'RE LOSING THE - WAR AGAINST THE HATED
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KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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HATED?!
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ARE YOU GOING TO TRIPLE THE
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TAX ON RAINBOW MONKEYS?
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- >> TAX?! RAINBOW... - >> PRESIDENT UNO!
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TELL US MORE ABOUT TODAY'S
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HISTORIC SIGNING OF THE BILL OF
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NO RIGHTS FOR KIDS AND HOW IT
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WILL FOREVER STAMP OUT THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR!
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WHAT?!
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STAMP OUT THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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WHY, I-I COULD NEVER DO THAT!
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I CAN ANSWER THAT ONE,
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MR. PRESIDENT.
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GENERAL BEETLES!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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NUMBUH 4? IS THAT YOU?
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT IS
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HIGH TIME WE PUT AN END TO THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR'S RIDICULOUS
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AGENDA OF PROMOTING LATER
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BEDTIMES AND LESS HOMEWORK!
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SO WE WILL IMMEDIATELY USE THE
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COMBINED MIGHT OF THE ARMY,
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NAVY, AIR FORCE, AND MARINE
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ANIMALS TO SMASH THOSE TWERPS
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BACK TO THE PHONE AGE!
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ALL WE NEED IS OUR PRESIDENT TO
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SIGN THIS, UH... THINLY SLICED
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THING WITH BIG WORDS ON IT.
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BUT, WALLY, I'M A
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KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE, AND SO
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ARE YOU.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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MR. PRESIDENT, YOU ARE SUCH A
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CRACK-UP!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND HE'S CRACKING UP, TOO.
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NO WONDER YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT
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WITH THAT CLEVER WIT OF YOURS,
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AND, OH! AND GREAT HAIR, TOO.
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HE DOES HAVE GREAT HAIR!
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- >> I CAN SEE MY REFLECTION IN - IT.
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IT'S SO SHINY.
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I'M FURIOUS!
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WE'RE ALL KIDS NEXT...
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THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE
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TODAY, PEOPLE!
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THE PRESIDENT HAS SOME IMPORTANT
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BILL SIGNING TO DO!
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CAN YOU PLEASE STAY MORE ON
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MESSAGE NEXT TIME,
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MR. PRESIDENT?
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THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
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HELLO, MR. PRESIDENT.
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GREAT HAIR, MR. PRESIDENT!
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THIS WAY.
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HAVE FUN SIGNING THAT BILL,
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PRESIDENT UNO.
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THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!
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- >> [ GULPS ] - >> HEYA, BIG GUY!
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TODAY'S BILL-SIGNING DAY!
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YOU MUST BE EXCITED!
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NUMBUH 2? IS THAT YOU?
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WITH A MOUSTACHE?
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SIR, I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND
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TIMES NOT TO CALL ME NUMBUH 2.
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I PREFER THE TITLE
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"VICE-PRESIDENT."
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HERE WE ARE, SIR, AND PERFECT
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TIMING.
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YOUR SON IS ALREADY HERE.
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SON?!
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I-I-I-I HAVE A SON?!
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I KNOW.
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YOU GET SO BUSY, YOU FORGET
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SOMETIMES.
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SHIRLEY, COME GREET YOUR DAD.
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SHIRLEY?
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YES, FATHER.
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DO YOU NEED ANY CHORES DONE?
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MY SON'S NAME IS SHIRLEY?!
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YOUR WIFE WANTED A GIRL, SIR.
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I'M MARRIED?!
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KUKI SANBAN!
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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
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DID YOU FORGET TO INVITE ME TO A
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PHOTO OPPORTUNITY AGAIN?!
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"FORGET" IS AN
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UNDERSTATEMENT.
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YOU KNOW THE PRESIDENT
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DOESN'T DO ANY PICTURES WITHOUT
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HIS BEAUTIFUL AND FASHIONABLE
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WIFE BY HIS SIDE!
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UH, LIZZIE? WE'RE MARRIED?
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NO. I BECAME FIRST LADY BY
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MAIL ORDER.
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OF COURSE WE'RE MARRIED!
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NOW, COME ON!
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- LET'S TAKE SOME PICTURES - ALREADY!
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AAH!
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SHIRLEY!
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GET YOUR TOKUS OVER HERE!
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AND REMEMBER TO SMILE.
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YES, MOTHER.
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NOT YOU!
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I WAS TALKING TO NIGEL!
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
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THIS ISN'T HAPPENING.
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NOW, JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED
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LINE, SIR, AND THIS LONG,
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STRANGE NIGHTMARE WILL BE OVER.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING ]
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THE "BILL OF NO RIGHTS FOR
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KIDS"?!
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AND THE END OF THIS WHOLE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR MENACE!
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JEEZ, THEY ARE SUCH A NUISANCE!
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DESTROYING THE NATION'S SPINACH
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FARMS, BREAKING FEDERAL
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ROOT-BEER LAWS, GROWING ILLEGAL
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CORN-DOG CROPS!
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FINALLY, WE CAN BE RID OF THEM,
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AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
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SIGN...
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THAT...
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BILL.
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GET... GET RID OF THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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OH, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO
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THEM?
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IT'S BETTER YOU NOT KNOW,
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SIR.
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THAT WAY, YOU CAN'T GET IN
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TROUBLE IF OUR "METHODS" BECOME
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PUBLIC.
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- [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] - >> PREPARE THE TROOPS FOR
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OPERATION K.N. DONE FOR GOOD!
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UH, OOH, UH... SORRY.
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WRONG NUMBER.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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OHH!
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- >> NIGEY, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING - FOR?!
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GET TO SIGNING!
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UH, UH, I-I-I-I... I JUST
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NEED TO...
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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I-I-I JUST HAVE TO, UH... GO TO
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THE BATHROOM REAL QUICK.
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I DON'T SEE WHY HE GOT TO BE
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PRESIDENT.
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IT'S THE HAIR.
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HE'S GOT GREAT HAIR.
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- >> WELL, I'VE GOT GREAT HAIR, - TOO!
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YEAH, BUT YOURS IS ON YOUR
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LIP.
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NIGEY!
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- IS EVERYTHING COMING OUT OKAY IN - THERE?
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MAYBE HE HAD A BIG BREAKFAST.
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HE DIDN'T HAVE ANY BREAKFAST!
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SECURITY!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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NIGEY? WHERE ARE YOU?
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NIGEY!!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ VEHICLE APPROACHING ]
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THIS IS GENERAL BEETLES!
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I'LL PROMOTE EVERYONE THAT FINDS
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THE PRESIDENT TO VETERINARIAN!
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[ PANTING ]
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[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
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[ CRYING ]
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THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
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I MUST BE DREAMING.
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MAYBE IF I PINCH MYSELF.
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OUCH! AAH!
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OH, NO!
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[ SCREAMING ]
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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WELL, GLAD TO SEE SOME THINGS
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HAVEN'T CHANGED.
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- [ BEEPING ] - IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE DEFENSE
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- SYSTEMS I DESIGNED ARE STILL IN - PLACE.
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LET'S SEE IF I STILL GOT IT.
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[ HIGH-PITCHED TONE ]
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HYAH!
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[ PANTING ]
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MMM.
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CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO STANDARDS?
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[ BEEPS ]
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HMM.
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WHERE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
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RIGHT HERE!
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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[ GUNFIRE ]
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- >> I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT - YOU!
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HEY!
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I CAME FOR YOUR HELP!
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HOW ABOUT WE HELP YOU FIND
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THE DOOR, ADULT!
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SORRY ABOUT THAT, GUYS, BUT
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YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU COULD
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DEFEAT ME IN HERE?
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I KNOW THIS TREE HOUSE LIKE THE
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BACK OF MY...
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UH?
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HOW'D HE GET IN?
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ONLY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPS KNOW
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THE MAILBOX CODES.
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DUDE, DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS
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GUY IS?
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WHO IS IT?
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WHO BROKE INTO OUR TREE HOUSE?
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IT... IT'S YOUR DAD, SIR.
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WHA?
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[ GASPS ]
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YOU'RE THE LEADER OF SECTOR "V,"
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SHIRLEY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DON'T CALL ME THAT!
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AROUND HERE, I'M CALLED "VIGGO."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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"VIGGO"?
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- YOU'D BE BETTER OFF KEEPING - "SHIRLEY."
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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JUST CALL ME NUMBUH 1,600, OKAY?
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AND WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING HERE IN MY
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TREE HOUSE?
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LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO
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SOUND CRAZY, BUT I DON'T BELONG
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IN THIS WORLD.
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BEFORE I WOKE UP TODAY, I WASN'T
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AN ADULT, I DIDN'T HAVE A SON,
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AND I CERTAINLY WASN'T PRESIDENT
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OF THE UNITED STATES.
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I WAS NUMBUH 1 OF THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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Y WERE NUMBUH 1?
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YOU NEVER TOLD US YOUR DAD WAS
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NUMBUH 1, SHIRLEY!
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IT'S VIGGO!
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AND THERE'S NO WAY MY DAD WAS
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THE NUMBUH 1.
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MY DAD'S A KID-HATING ADULT WHO
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ONLY CARES ABOUT HIS STUPID
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HAIR AND IS ON THE VERGE OF
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SIGNING A BILL THAT WOULD TAKE
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- AWAY THE RIGHTS OF EVERY KID IN - THIS COUNTRY!
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THEN I CAN'T BE YOUR DAD!
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- I WOULD NEVER SIGN A BILL LIKE - THAT!
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- I-I... - >> HE AIN'T SIGNING NOTHING IF
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WE GLUE HIS HANDS TO HIS BUTT!
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- >> YEAH, AND LET'S SHAVE HIS - HEAD, TOO!
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BUT... BUT I REALLY AM
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NUMBUH 1!
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- IF I WASN'T, WHY WOULD I COME - HERE?
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HOW WOULD I KNOW HOW TO GET PAST
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THE DEFENSES?
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ANSWER ME THAT SHIR... I MEAN,
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NUMBUH 1,600.
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UM...
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[ CRASHING ]
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ATTENTION, KIDS NEXT STUPID!
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YOU HAVE THREE SECONDS TO HAND
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OVER PRESIDENT UNO BEFORE WE
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BLOW YOUR CRUDDY TREE HOUSE INTO
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LOTS OF TINY TREES AND HOUSES!
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ONE...
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UH... MNH...
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WHAT COMES NEXT?
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UH, THAT LOOPY ONE, RIGHT?
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GREAT, SHIRLEY!
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YOUR DAD SET US UP!
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NO!
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THEY MUST HAVE FOLLOWED ME HERE.
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LOOK, WE'VE GOT AT LEAST 10
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MINUTES BEFORE NUMBUH 4 CAN
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FIGURE OUT HOW TO COUNT TO 3, SO
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HERE'S THE PLAN.
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NO!
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HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH ALREADY?
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YOU'RE A REAL JERK, DAD, AND TO
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THINK, FOR A MINUTE, I ALMOST
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BELIEVED YOU WERE NUMBUH 1.
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LOOK, I-I...
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LOCK HIM UP!
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IF WE HAVE THE PRESIDENT, HE
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CAN'T SIGN THAT BILL.
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WAIT!
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WHAT IF HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH?
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WHAT IF HE'S NOT?!
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WHAT IF HE'S JUST WACKO LIKE
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YOUR MOM?
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YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY MOM!
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ME SHUT UP?
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YEAH!
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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ENOUGH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME.
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I A NUMBUH 1.
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- >> AND I'M THE QUEEN OF THE - RAINBOW MONKEYS.
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[ GUN COCKS ]
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MOVE IT ALONG, BALDY!
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- >> UH, UH, BUT I'M TELLING THE - TRUTH!
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YOU'VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME!
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SIR, MORE TROOPS ARE
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APPROACHING!
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WHAT DO WE DO?!
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DEFENSE GRID UP!
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- LET'S SHOW THOSE ADULTS WHAT - WE'RE MADE OF.
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BATTLE STATIONS!
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UH, IS IT 64?
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UH, NO, NO, NO. DON'T TELL ME.
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AAH!
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OH, YOU WANT TO FIGHT, DO YOU?!
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BRING IN THE NAVY!
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UH... DO YOU GUYS MIND IF I
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STOP IN THE BATHROOM FOR A
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SECOND?
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OH, COME ON.
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WE'RE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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WE INVENTED THAT TRICK.
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WHOA!
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HEY! WHAT...
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NUMBUH 5,000? WHY ARE YOU...
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NO TIME. COME ON.
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I'LL TAKE YOU TO NUMBUH 5.
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NUMBUH 5?
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YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS?
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OF COURSE I DO. SHE'S MY MOM.
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[ STEAM HISSES ]
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COME ON!
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THIS WAY!
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MOM?
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WHO'S THERE?
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IT'S ME... LEOPOLD.
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I BROUGHT SOMEONE TO SEE YOU.
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NUMBUH 5?
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IT'S ME... NUMBUH 1.
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AAH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU
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TRAITOR?!
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HOW DARE YOU BRING HIM HERE?
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OF ALL PEOPLE!
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AND TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT, SWEETIE.
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IT LOOKS SLOPPY.
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BUT, MOM, HE REMEMBERS!
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- JUST LIKE ALL THE STUFF YOU TOLD - ME.
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BULL PUCKY!
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HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT ME IN THIS
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ADULT HOME FOR THE CRIMINALLY
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CHILDISH IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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AND ALL BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID THAT
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I'LL TELL EVERYBODY THAT HE USED
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TO BE A KIDS NEXT DOOR
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OPERATIVE!
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ABBY, LISTEN TO ME!
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I'M NOT THAT NIGEL, AND I DIDN'T
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DO ANY OF THAT!
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YESTERDAY, I-I WAS A 10-YEAR-OLD
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BOY IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR, AND
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WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I
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WAS ALL GROWN UP AND... AND THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND YOU USED TO HAVE GREAT HAIR.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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YOUR STYLIST GO ON VACATION?
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I'M SERIOUS.
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ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR.
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WHO WAS THE LEADER WHEN YOU
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WAS IN BASIC TRAINING?
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NUMBUH 100.
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WHERE IS SECTOR "I" LOCATED?
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INDIA!
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00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:21,593
WHEN DID YOU PASS THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR ENTRANCE EXAM?
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I DIDN'T PASS IT.
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YOU... YOU HACKED INTO THE
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SYSTEM AND CHANGED MY GRADES SO
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I'D GET IN.
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WHO HAD A CRUSH ON NUMBUH 3?
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AND DON'T SAY NUMBUH 4.
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NIGEL!
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00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,310
- WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE - FOR YOU!
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00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,310
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A PHONE OR
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LEAVE A NOTE OR SOMETHING?!
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00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,033
AND WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED
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TO YOUR HAIR?!
451
00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,603
OH, HELLO, NUMBUH 2!
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME
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THAT, YOU WEIRDO!
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I AM VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES.
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NOW, THE PRESIDENT HAS A BILL TO
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SIGN... AFTER A VISIT TO HIS
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STYLIST!
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00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,377
- >> BUT... - >> NIGEL, GO TO THE
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WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
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IT CAN TAKE YOU HOME.
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WHAT?
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00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,360
DON'T LISTEN TO THAT NUT JOB,
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NIGEL!
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CAN YOU IMAGINE US AS
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KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVES?
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I MEAN, EVEN IF WE WERE, WE'RE
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ADULTS NOW.
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THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.
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All: LEAVING, LEAVING.
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LEAVING, LEAVING.
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UH, YEAH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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UH, DIFFERENT. HEY!
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DO YOU MIND IF I HIT THE
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BATHROOM BEFORE WE SIGN THAT
477
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,497
BILL?
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KEEP THIS "GOING TO THE
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BATHROOM" THING UP, AND WE'LL
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HAVE TO START CALLING YOU
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"JOHN"!
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GET IT? "JOHN"?!
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BATHROOM?!
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YEAH, FUNNY.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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UH, I'LL, UH, BE RIGHT BACK.
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I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE, FELLAS.
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All: WAITING, WAITING.
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UH, I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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PEEING ASSISTANCE,
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MR. PRESIDENT?
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[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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NO, NO, NO.
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I WAS JUST, UH, GETTING SOME
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FRESH AIR IN HERE.
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SHALL I CALL IN AN
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AIR-FRESHENING SQUAD, SIR?
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NO, THANKS!
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OHH!
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00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,230
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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[ BANGING ]
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[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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[ SILENCE ]
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00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,068
NUMBUH 2?
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OHH!
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COME ON, NUMBUH 1, LET'S GO!
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00:16:15,567 --> 00:16:16,567
SHIRLEY?
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00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:17,903
WHAT ARE YOU... YAOW!
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00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,277
FIRST OF ALL, DON'T CALL ME
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"SHIRLEY"!
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00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:22,210
AND SECOND, WE'RE GETTING YOU
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OUT OF HERE.
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00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,333
UH, WHERE'S NUMBUH 2?
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OKAY, BOYS!
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00:16:26,733 --> 00:16:29,193
GET BACK THE PRESIDENT FROM
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THOSE KIDS NEXT KIDNAPPERS!
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00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,977
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,231
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
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00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,330
YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER,
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00:16:38,351 --> 00:16:40,401
NUMBUH 4?
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KIDS NEXT DOOR LEMONADE.
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00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,540
LEMONY EXPLOSIVE MAKES
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OUTSTANDING NOISE AND DOUSES
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00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,400
ENEMIES.
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OH, CRUD.
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00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:51,927
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
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MOVE IT!
528
00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,170
WAIT FOR ME!
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00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,043
- >> [ WHISTLING ] - AAH!
530
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:00,403
HERE'S THE EXIT!
531
00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:01,807
COVER ME WHILE I SET THE
532
00:17:01,835 --> 00:17:03,195
CHARGES!
533
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:05,477
SO, NUMBUH 1,600, WHY DID YOU
534
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:07,731
FINALLY DECIDE TO HELP ME?
535
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,110
I REALIZED YOU WERE NUMBUH 1
536
00:17:09,135 --> 00:17:10,465
WHEN YOU CUT OFF YOUR HAIR.
537
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:11,883
THERE'S NOTHING THAT COULD HAVE
538
00:17:11,901 --> 00:17:13,271
MADE MY REAL FATHER DO THAT.
539
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,233
MAN, HOW COOL WOULD IT BE IF YOU
540
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,171
REALLY WERE MY DAD?
541
00:17:17,233 --> 00:17:19,883
WELL, IF YOU WERE MY SON, I'D
542
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,571
BE VERY PROUD OF YOU.
543
00:17:22,633 --> 00:17:24,083
YOU TWO WANT TO HAVE A
544
00:17:24,101 --> 00:17:25,571
FATHER-AND-SON PICNIC, OR DO YOU
545
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:27,633
WANT TO BUST OUT OF THIS JOINT?
546
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:32,063
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
547
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,334
LOOK! OVER THERE!
548
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,760
NUMBUH 5 TOLD ME THE
549
00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,165
WASHINGTON MONUMENT COULD GET ME
550
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:37,873
HOME.
551
00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,103
YOU HEARD NUMBUH 1.
552
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,897
LET'S MOVE.
553
00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:43,487
[ GRUNTS ]
554
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:46,068
AFTER THEM!
555
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:49,963
[ ALL PANTING ]
556
00:17:49,984 --> 00:17:53,834
WE MADE IT, BUT HOW IS THIS
557
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:58,000
THING GOING TO GET ME HOME?
558
00:17:58,067 --> 00:18:00,167
WHOA!
559
00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:02,673
IT'S A... IT'S A SPACESHIP.
560
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,203
NOT EXACTLY, KID!
561
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,877
IT'S MORE OF A
562
00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:07,531
DIMENSIONAL-TRAVEL MACHINE, BUT
563
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,730
YES, NIGEL, IT CAN GET YOU HOME.
564
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,030
WEAPONS, PLEASE!
565
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,700
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
566
00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,777
THE ONLY THING I CAN FIGURE IS
567
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:18,831
THAT THE REAL NIGEL UNO IS
568
00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:20,260
TRAPPED IN SOME PARALLEL
569
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:21,665
DIMENSION.
570
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,233
OR MAYBE HOBOKEN.
571
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,040
REGARDLESS, I'LL SEND YOU BACK
572
00:18:25,068 --> 00:18:26,828
TO YOUR WORLD, AND HOPEFULLY,
573
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,130
HE'LL COME BACK TO OURS.
574
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,770
SO YOU'RE LETTING ME GO?
575
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:33,573
YEP!
576
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,463
JUST SIGN THE BILL OF NO RIGHTS
577
00:18:35,484 --> 00:18:37,334
FOR KIDS, AND YOU'RE OUT OF
578
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,600
HERE.
579
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:40,527
I CAN'T DO THAT, HOAGIE.
580
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,400
I'D BE DOOMING THESE KIDS.
581
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:44,167
SO WHAT DO YOU CARE?!
582
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,143
ONCE YOU'RE HOME, THIS'LL ALL
583
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,098
JUST BE A BAD DREAM!
584
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,507
SO JUST SIGN THE BILL AND GET
585
00:18:50,535 --> 00:18:52,895
OUT OF HERE!
586
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:55,827
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
587
00:18:55,851 --> 00:18:58,731
I SAID NO.
588
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,330
AAH!
589
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,930
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO
590
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:03,501
STUBBORN?!
591
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:05,577
SIGN THE STUPID BILL BEFORE WE
592
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,631
MAKE YOU SIGN IT!
593
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:12,170
LOOK, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
594
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:14,163
[ WHIMPERS ]
595
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:16,134
NO! NO, I...
596
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,470
AAH!
597
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,213
MR. PRESIDENT, AS YOUR MOST
598
00:19:19,234 --> 00:19:20,934
TRUSTED ADVISER, I HIGHLY
599
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,170
RECOMMEND SIGNING THE BILL.
600
00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,233
NO!
601
00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,127
I WON'T!
602
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:25,800
AAH!
603
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:27,367
DON'T SIGN IT!
604
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,813
THEN I GET TO KICK YOUR BUTT
605
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,234
BEFORE I MAKE YOU SIGN IT!
606
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,400
NO. I-I-I CAN'T.
607
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,497
AAH!
608
00:19:35,567 --> 00:19:36,827
JUST SIGN IT AND GO HOME,
609
00:19:36,851 --> 00:19:38,131
NUMBUH 1.
610
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,970
WE'LL BE OKAY HERE.
611
00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,133
I PROMISE.
612
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,570
SAVE YOURSELF.
613
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:52,370
NO.
614
00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:54,793
I'LL NEVER BETRAY THE
615
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,198
KIDS NEXT DOOR, EVEN IF I AM AN
616
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:58,067
ADULT.
617
00:19:58,133 --> 00:20:00,333
THAT'S TOO BAD.
618
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,440
ALL TROOPS, READY TO FIRE IN
619
00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,528
THREE...
620
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,600
DARN IT. WHAT COMES AFTER THAT?
621
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,997
AH, FORGET IT!
622
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:10,727
FIRE!
623
00:20:15,467 --> 00:20:17,027
NUMBUH 1!
624
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,530
NO!
625
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,100
DON'T DO IT! AAH!
626
00:20:28,867 --> 00:20:31,067
I GET IT NOW.
627
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:33,103
WHAT? BUT THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE!
628
00:20:33,167 --> 00:20:37,927
ALL UNITS, ATTACK!
629
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,880
[ GRUNTING ]
630
00:20:40,901 --> 00:20:43,801
AAAAAH!
631
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:50,037
[ ROARING ]
632
00:20:50,068 --> 00:20:56,268
[ ROARS ]
633
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,703
AAH!
634
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:01,077
ARMY, NAVY, AIR FORCE, MARINE
635
00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:04,431
ANIMALS, SKUNKY SCOUTS, GET HIM!
636
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,480
[ ROARING ]
637
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,501
HUH?
638
00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:25,093
[ SCREAMING ]
639
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:28,398
[ MONITOR BEEPS ]
640
00:21:28,467 --> 00:21:30,237
- [ GASPS ] - WHERE... WHERE AM I?
641
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,393
KIDS NEXT DOOR MOON BASE
642
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:32,498
HOSPITAL.
643
00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:34,207
YOUR TEAMMATES BROUGHT YOU HERE
644
00:21:34,235 --> 00:21:35,895
AFTER YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT BY
645
00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,037
- ONE OF THE TOILENATOR'S POTTY - BOMBS.
646
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,103
HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?
647
00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,137
- >> WELL, ONLY ABOUT 10 MINUTES - OR SO.
648
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:43,303
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
649
00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:44,827
IT HAD TO BE LONGER THAN THAT.
650
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:46,240
I-I WAS IN SOME OTHER WORLD
651
00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:47,628
WHERE I WAS THE PRESIDENT.
652
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:49,180
AND... OH, OH... AND THEY WANTED
653
00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:50,701
ME TO SIGN A BILL THAT WOULD
654
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,397
DESTROY THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!
655
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,797
IT WAS A TEST OR SOMETHING.
656
00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:56,177
YOU'D NEED BETTER HAIR THAN
657
00:21:56,201 --> 00:21:57,531
THAT TO BE PRESIDENT.
658
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,800
COME ON.
659
00:21:58,867 --> 00:22:00,027
LET'S GET SOME CAKE AND ICE
660
00:22:00,051 --> 00:22:01,231
CREAM IN YOU TO GET YOUR
661
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,500
STRENGTH BACK UP.
662
00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:04,227
BUT IT WASN'T A DREAM!
663
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,570
IT WAS MORE THAN THAT!
664
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:06,833
OKAY.
665
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:08,340
I'D SAY NUMBUH 1 PERFORMED
666
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,828
WELL, DON'T YOU THINK?
667
00:22:09,900 --> 00:22:11,400
HE'S NOT READY YET.
668
00:22:11,467 --> 00:22:13,197
PROCEED WITH THE TEST.
669
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:14,957
BUT DISCONTINUE USE OF CHESTER'S
670
00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:16,695
HAPPY HEADBAND TO INFLUENCE HIS
671
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:17,797
DREAMS.
672
00:22:17,867 --> 00:22:21,027
I DON'T WANT HIM CATCHING ON TO
673
00:22:21,051 --> 00:22:24,231
US... YET.
674
00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,870
IT WAS THE STRANGEST DREAM.
675
00:22:25,933 --> 00:22:27,263
I WAS THE PRESIDENT, AND... AND,
676
00:22:27,284 --> 00:22:28,634
NUMBUH 2, YOU WERE THE
677
00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:29,770
VICE-PRESIDENT.
678
00:22:29,833 --> 00:22:31,043
AND, NUMBUH 3, YOU LOOKED JUST
679
00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:32,298
LIKE YOUR MOM.
680
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,937
NUMBUH 4, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME
681
00:22:33,968 --> 00:22:35,568
WITH SKUNKY SCOUTS AND WHALES.
682
00:22:35,633 --> 00:22:37,033
AND NUMBUH 5, YOU WERE OLD
683
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:38,471
AND... AND INSANE, AND...
684
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:39,473
WHAT?
685
00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:41,303
WHY ARE YOU GUYS STARING AT ME?
686
00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:42,897
GUYS?
687
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:46,187
[ SCREAMING ]
688
00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:49,468
AAH!
689
00:22:49,533 --> 00:22:51,983
MAN, I HAVE GOT TO STOP WATCHING
690
00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:54,471
THOSE STUPID OLD MOVIES.
691
00:22:54,521 --> 00:22:59,071
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