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MATH CLASSES 70% MORE BORING FOR
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KIDS.
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- [ ALL CHATTERING ] - OKAY.
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NEXT UP... I SAY NEXT UP IS
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UH...
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[ GROANS ]
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SENATOR SAFELY.
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!
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AH!
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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YOU'VE BEEN DELIBERATELY
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IGNORING THE VERY IMPORTANT, NEW
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CHILD SAFETY LAWS I'VE BEEN
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TRYING TO PASS,
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MR. SENATE LEADER, SIR.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR LAWS ARE
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BORING, SAFELY!
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IT'S ALWAYS, "OH, LET'S MAKE
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TACOS SAFER FOR KIDS!"
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AND "OH, NO, KIDS MIGHT SWALLOW
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THOSE FISHING RODS!"
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PRECISELY!
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VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING KIDS TOUCH
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TODAY IS A VIRTUALLY VIRTUAL
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DEATH TRAP!
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SO, I'VE PREPARED A REPORT ON
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WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT, WHICH I
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WILL NOW READ ALL 60,000 PAGES
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OF TO YOU.
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OH! OWEE, OWEE, OWEE, OWEE!
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PAPER CUT!
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[ ALL GROANING ]
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AW, CUT IT OUT, SAFELY.
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WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE SOME FUN
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LAWS THAT MAKE LIFE MISERABLE
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- FOR KIDS, NOT LAWS THAT PROTECT - THEM.
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- >> BUT... BUT... BUT WHAT ABOUT - MY REPORT?
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LOOK.
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HOW'S ABOUT WE GIVE YOU, UH,
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"ELEVENTY" BILLION DOLLARS TO
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"RESEARCH" THE PROBLEM, ALL
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RIGHT?
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SO, GET TO RESEARCHING!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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NOW WHO WANTS TO DRAFT A BILL
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OUTLAWING STUPID CARTOONS THAT
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MAKE FUN OF ADULTS?
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OH, ME!
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ME!
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ME!
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OH, BUNCH OF JERKS!
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH
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"ELEVENTY" BILLION DOLLARS?
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"ELEVENTY" BILLION DOLLARS?
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"ELEVENTY BILL... OW!
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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CARTOON NETWORK
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[ PANTING ]
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OH, MAN, I'M LATE, I'M LATE,
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I'M... [ GASPS ]
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CRUD!
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OW, OW!
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OW, OW, OW!
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OW, OW, OW!
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OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
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15 INCHES!
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AND ANTHONY DAVIS HAS CRACKED
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15 INCHES OF PAVEMENT ON THAT
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ONE, CHIP.
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YOU BETCHA, NICK.
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HIS BUTT'S GONNA BE REALLY SORE
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AFTER BUSTING UP THAT MUCH
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ASPHALT.
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INDEED.
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HE IS A TRUE COMPETITOR WHO
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DESERVES TO BE HERE AT THIS
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YEAR'S "BUTT BUSTING" PLAYGROUND
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TOURNAMENT FINALS.
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AND SPEAKING OF COMPETITORS,
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HERE COMES ZIGGY JANE.
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WOW, NICK!
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TALK ABOUT GLUTEUS MAXIMUS.
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THERE YOU ARE, NUMBUH 4.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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YOU'RE UP NEXT.
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HOLD ON!
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I WANT TO SEE THIS GUY.
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[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
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LET'S HURT SOME HEINIE!
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OH, AND IT'S A GREAT LAUNCH
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FOR ZIGGY JANE.
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HE'S DOWN THE SLIDE AND OVER TO
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THE MERRY-GO-ROUND.
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BACK TO THE SLIDE AND STRAIGHT
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UP INTO A TRIPLE BUTT-SIDE
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LAID-BACK BURIAL.
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AND...
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[ CRYING ]
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OW, OW!
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OW, OW, OW! OW, OW!
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EIGHT INCHES!
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OH.
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OH, TOUGH BREAK.
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ZIGGY'S GOT GREAT STYLE, NICK,
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BUT STYLE JUST DOESN'T CRACK THE
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CONCRETE LIKE IT USED TO.
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AND SPEAKING OF CONCRETE,
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CHIP, NEXT UP IS 5-TIME
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BUTT-BUSTING CHAMPION,
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WALLABEE BEETLES.
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IT'S ALL YOU, CHAMP.
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JUST FOLLOW THE PATH YOU'VE BEEN
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PRACTICING.
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RIGHT.
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SWING SET TO SEESAW, UP THE
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SLIDE, OVER THE ROCKING HIPPO,
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AND STRAIGHT UP!
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IT'S IN THE BAG.
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[ TALKING GIBBERISH ]
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JOEY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO
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STAY HOME WITH MOM!
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[ TALKING GIBBERISH ]
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OKAY, FINE.
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YOU CAN WATCH, BUT JUST KEEP OUT
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OF THE WAY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND WALLABEE BEETLES
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APPROACHES THE SWING IN AN
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ATTEMPT TO CONTINUE HIS DYNASTY
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OF DERRIERE DESTRUCTIVENESS.
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LET'S BREAK SOME BOOTY!
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WALLABEE GETS READY FOR HIS
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LAUNCH, AND... HOLD IT!
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THERE SEEMS TO BE AN
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INTERRUPTION ON THE FIELD.
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LOOK AT THE CUTE, LITTLE
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BABY!
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HE'S A CUTE BABY.
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YOU'RE A CUTE BABY!
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AW, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE WHEN
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BABIES RUN AROUND "NAKIES,"
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NICK?
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JOEY!
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WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DO...
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WHOA-OA-OA!
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AAAHHHH!
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WHOA!
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WHAAA!
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WHAA! AAAHH!
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AH-HA-HA-HA!
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[ GROANING ]
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.02 "MAGNOMAMETERS."
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OH, THAT HAS TO NOT HURT.
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[ ALARM BLARING ]
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I HEARD THE SAFETY SIGNAL.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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[ GASPS ]
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SAFETY SCANS SHOW PLAYGROUND
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ACTIVITY RESULTING IN SERIOUS
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DAMAGE TO CHILD BUTTOCKS.
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RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE ACTION.
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YOU'RE DARN SKIPPY WE'RE
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TAKING ACTION!
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AFTER YEARS OF PREPARATION AND
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THE OODLES OF GOVERNMENT MONEY I
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SPENT, MY SAFETY PROGRAM IS
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FINALLY COMPLETE!
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AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO TEST IT
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THAN AN ASPHALT- AND MEDAL-LADEN
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PLAYGROUND?!
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AFFIRMATIVE.
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SAFETY SHALL BE ESTABLISHED.
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PARENT-DISAPPROVED SPORTS, I
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HAVE NEVER WITNESSED AN UPSET
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LIKE THIS.
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WALLABEE BEETLES, THE SEEMINGLY
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UNDEFEATABLE BUTT-BUSTING
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CHAMPION, TAKEN DOWN BY A SISSY
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LITTLE GIRL.
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HI!
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OH!
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THE ONLY REASON SHE WON IS
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BECAUSE OF MY STUPID BROTHER,
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DANCING AROUND LIKE A DOOFUS!
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I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM!
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All: GO, BABY!
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GO, BABY!
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GO, BABY!
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SEE WHAT I MEAN?!
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GO!
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JUST GO HOME ALREADY!
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COME ON, NICK, LET'S DITCH
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THIS LOSER AND GO WATCH THE BABY
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DANCE.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CHAMP.
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THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
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[ CROWD YELLS ]
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OHH!
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TOURNAMENT OR NO TOURNAMENT,
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I'LL SHOW THESE PEOPLE HOW TO
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CRACK SOME PAVEMENT.
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AH-AH-AHH!
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OH, GOOD ONE, NUMBUH 4, BUT I
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CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T CRACK
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ANYTHING WITH THAT.
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AH, THAT WASN'T ME.
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YEE-HAH!
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DANCE ON!
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[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
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COME ON, THERE, BABY.
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GET BACK TO DANCING ALL
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FUNNY-LIKE.
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WHAT THE...
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BUBBLE WRAP?!
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TOY GUN REPRESENTS SAFETY
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HAZARD TO CHILDREN.
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WEAPON NEUTRALIZED.
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PREPARING TO NEUTRALIZE
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ADDITIONAL THREATS.
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[ CHILDREN SCREAM ]
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OH, YOU WANT TO MESS WITH THE
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SIX-GUM GANG, DO YOU?
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ALERT.
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THIS UNIT UNDER ATTACK BY
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PROJECTILES THAT MAY INJURE
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CHILD'S EYES.
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[ ALL SCREAMING ]
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THEY REPRESENT 47% CHANCE OF
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SKINNED KNEES.
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RECOMMEND IMMEDIATE SAFETY
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PROCEDURES.
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IMMOBILIZING TARGETS TO PREVENT
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ABRASIONS.
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YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, TOO?
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[ CRYING ]
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SENSOR SHOWS NAKED BABY IN
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DANGER OF SUNBURN.
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- ADMINISTERING IMMEDIATE - SUNBLOCK.
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JOEY, LOOK OUT!
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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO HOME!
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- >> KIDS NEXT DOOR - D.R.A.G.S.T.U.H....
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DYNAMIC RACER ALWAYS GOES
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SPEEDILY TEARING UP HIGHWAY.
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COME ON!
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WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE
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TREE HOUSE FOR BACKUP.
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RIGHT!
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LET'S GO!
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AREN'T YOU FORGETTING
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SOMETHING?
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EHH...
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JOEY?
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HE CAN GET HOME BY HIMSELF!
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ALERT.
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CHILDREN AREN'T WEARING PROPER
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PROTECTIVE GEAR INSIDE WHEELED
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VEHICLE.
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STOP!
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OH, COME ON, YOU BIG BABY.
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LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
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VEHICLES TRAVELING AT SPEEDS
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OVER 1.2 MILES PER HOUR
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REPRESENT A SAFETY RISK.
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HOLD STILL.
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TRY KEEPING THIS DIAPER ON THIS
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TIME, OKAY?
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STEP ON IT, NUMBUH 2!
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THAT THING'S GAINING ON US!
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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LOOK OUT!
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ALERT.
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INFANT IS NOT RESTRAINED IN
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CHILD-SAFETY SEAT.
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HOLD ON!
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COME ON, GUYS!
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All: AHH!
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THIS UNIT RECOMMENDS WEARING
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A SAFETY BELT.
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GOOD ONE, NUMBUH 2!
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OH!
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GIVE IT A REST WITH THE CRUDDY
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DANCING ALREADY.
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WHY-AYE!
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AAAHHHH!
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[ BOTH MOANING ]
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WELL, AT LEAST WE MADE IT BACK
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TO THE TREE HOUSE.
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BUT NUMBUH 5 AND THE OTHERS MUST
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BE TRAPPED INSIDE.
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WE GOT TO GET THEM OUT.
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HEY, WHERE'S JOEY?
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JOEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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JOEY!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, JOEY?!
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PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!
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[ TALKING GIBBERISH ]
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GOOD.
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BECAUSE I'M GONNA "SMASHAMATIZE"
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YOU, YOU LITTLE STINKER!
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TAKE IT EASY, NUMBUH 4.
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HE'S JUST A BABY.
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AH, HE'S A BABY, ALL RIGHT...
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A BIG, DUMB BABY WHO'S BEEN
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NOTHING BUT A BIG PAIN IN THE
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NECK ALL DAY!
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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO HOME LIKE
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I TOLD YOU TO?
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YOU HEARD ME!
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GO HOME!
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GO ON!
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SCRAM!!
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[ TALKING GIBBERISH, CRYING ]
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NICE BROTHERLY LOVE THERE,
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MR. SENSITIVE.
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WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR STUPID
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BABIES GETTING IN OUR WAY.
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WE'VE GOT TO GET THE REST OF THE
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KIDS NEXT DOOR OUT AND STOP
327
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THOSE OTHER TWO ROBOTS FROM
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MAKING EVERYTHING SO SAFE IT'S
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NO FUN ANYMORE.
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YEAH?
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WELL, I THINK WE'VE GOT BIGGER
332
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PROBLEMS THAN THOSE TWO ROBOTS!
333
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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- THERE'S AT LEAST FOUR OF THEM - OUT THERE.
335
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THIS STRUCTURE, I REPEAT,
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UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN.
337
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PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE
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DISMANTLING.
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[ PANTING ]
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DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 4.
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00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:18,743
I'VE GOT JUST THE HARDWARE TO
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TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY.
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00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,667
CATCH.
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00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:23,713
KIDS NEXT DOOR
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H.A.I.R.C.U.T.T.E.R....
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HACKING ARMAMENT IS REALLY
347
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:27,328
COMPLETELY UNSAFE, THOUGH
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TOTALLY EXTERMINATES ROBOTS.
349
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Both: AAAHHHH!
350
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- >> [ ALL GASP ] - >> ALERT!
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CHILDREN HAVE NOT WAITED HALF AN
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HOUR AFTER EATING TO GO
353
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:39,900
SWIMMING.
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ADVISE USING FLOTATION DEVICES.
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00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,777
WARNING... RAINBOW MONKEY FUR
356
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MAY CAUSE UNCOMFORTABLE RASH
357
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AND/OR ITCHINESS.
358
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[ CHILDREN SCREAMING ]
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SO, YOU SEE, MY FELLOW
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SENATORS, FINALLY WE ARE
361
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BUILDING A WORLD THAT IS TRULY
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SAFE FOR KIDS.
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00:12:01,733 --> 00:12:03,533
AH, PORCUPINE POSTERIORS.
364
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,100
WHO CARES ABOUT SAFETY?
365
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I JUST LIKE WATCHING THOSE
366
00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:08,795
MISERABLE KIDS RUN AROUND LIKE
367
00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:09,987
MONKEYS WITH THEIR BUTTS ON
368
00:12:10,018 --> 00:12:11,168
FIRE.
369
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NEGATIVE.
370
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:14,473
CHILD SAFETY IS PRIORITY.
371
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SAFETY, "SHMAFETY."
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00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,557
JUST KEEP THE BRATS OUT OF OUR
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HAIR, WOULD YOU?
374
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:19,997
HEY!
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
376
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,013
M-MASTER SAFETY BOT, WHAT ARE
377
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,534
YOU DOING?!
378
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,060
MOBILE SAFETY SCANS HAVE
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SHOWN THAT EVEN WITH THE
380
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:30,283
ERADICATION OF ALL HAZARDOUS
381
00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,971
MATERIALS, THERE STILL REMAINS
382
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,673
ONE MAJOR THREAT TO CHILDREN.
383
00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:35,433
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
384
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WE DESTROYED THEIR BIKES, MADE
385
00:12:37,201 --> 00:12:38,901
ALL THEIR GAMES EDUCATIONAL.
386
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:40,137
WE EVEN MADE THEIR TACOS SAFER
387
00:12:40,168 --> 00:12:41,368
TO EAT!
388
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,073
WHAT ELSE IS THERE?!
389
00:12:43,133 --> 00:12:44,843
THE LAST REMAINING THREAT TO
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CHILD SAFETY IS...
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ADULTS!
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AND IT WAS A CRAZY DAY IN THE
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00:12:52,518 --> 00:12:53,998
CAPITAL TODAY, AS THE SENATE WAS
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COMPLETELY OVERRUN BY GIANT
395
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HORDES OF... SAFETY BOTS, INTENT
396
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ON PURGING THE WORLD OF THINGS
397
00:13:00,151 --> 00:13:02,271
THEY DEEM UNSAFE FOR KIDS,
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INCLUDING ADULTS.
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00:13:03,967 --> 00:13:05,167
YOU BET, BOB.
400
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,873
AND EVERYTHING MUST GO.
401
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,443
GOLF CLUBS, TRAINS, BUSES,
402
00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:09,998
AIRPLANES... YOU NAME IT.
403
00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:11,827
IF IT CAN POKE YOUR EYE OUT OR
404
00:13:11,851 --> 00:13:13,631
MOVES FASTER THAN A SNAIL, THEN
405
00:13:13,700 --> 00:13:15,740
- THESE GUYS ARE GETTING RID OF - IT.
406
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,003
HOW ABOUT NAIL CLIPPERS?
407
00:13:17,067 --> 00:13:18,107
ARE THEY...
408
00:13:18,135 --> 00:13:19,195
AAAHHHH!
409
00:13:19,267 --> 00:13:20,367
ALERT.
410
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,683
SAFETY SCANS SHOW CHILDREN
411
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:22,971
SITTING TOO CLOSE TO
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00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:23,833
TELEVISIONS.
413
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:29,170
NEUTRALIZING THREAT IMMEDIATELY.
414
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:31,883
[ TALKING GIBBERISH ]
415
00:13:31,901 --> 00:13:34,571
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
416
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:37,203
NEUTRALIZE ADULTS.
417
00:13:37,267 --> 00:13:40,297
NEUTRALIZE ADULTS.
418
00:13:40,367 --> 00:13:44,227
NEUTRALIZE ADULTS.
419
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,130
ALERT.
420
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,870
TARGET CHILD IS UNSUPERVISED.
421
00:13:47,933 --> 00:13:51,303
MUST BE SECURED.
422
00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,767
AHH!
423
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,310
[ DOG BARKS ]
424
00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:04,565
STUPID SAFETY BOTS!
425
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:06,663
HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU BUILD
426
00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:08,734
GIANT ROBOTS, THEY GOT TO GO AND
427
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,270
TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!
428
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,433
WELL, I'LL SHOW THEM.
429
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:13,530
I'LL...
430
00:14:13,551 --> 00:14:14,601
ALERT, ALERT.
431
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,227
ALERT, ALERT.
432
00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,890
[ SCREAMING ]
433
00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:19,528
THIS UNIT UNDER ATTACK BY
434
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,600
CHILDREN RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.
435
00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,067
WHAT A "SHARP" OBSERVATION.
436
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:24,903
GET IT?
437
00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,427
ALERT.
438
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,730
AAAHHHH!
439
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,840
CUT IT OUT WITH THE CRUDDY
440
00:14:30,868 --> 00:14:32,928
JOKES, NUMBUH 2.
441
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,730
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE
442
00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:36,501
CUTTING IT OUT, NUMBUH 4.
443
00:14:36,567 --> 00:14:37,637
[ LAUGHS ]
444
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,768
CHILDREN RUNNING WITH
445
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:39,473
SCISSORS.
446
00:14:39,533 --> 00:14:40,103
ALERT.
447
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:43,597
OBJECT...
448
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,877
[ SPEAKING GIBBERISH ]
449
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:50,131
WELL, THAT'S TWO DOWN.
450
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,230
YEAH.
451
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,830
ONLY 50 "BAMILLION" TO GO.
452
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,070
GIVE ME THOSE!
453
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:56,633
YOU KIDS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING
454
00:14:56,651 --> 00:14:58,171
WITH SHARP THINGS.
455
00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,533
YOU GIVE THOSE BACK.
456
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,130
YEAH, THEY'RE ALL WE'VE GOT
457
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,701
TO FIGHT THOSE ROBOTS WITH.
458
00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:06,167
WELL, I'VE GOT A BETTER WAY.
459
00:15:06,233 --> 00:15:08,463
MASTER SAFETY BOT, ALL SAFETY
460
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:10,734
BOTS HAVE RETURNED TO THE SAFETY
461
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:11,330
CONE.
462
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,630
ACKNOWLEDGED.
463
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,200
AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS.
464
00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,657
PREPARE TO INITIATE FINAL SAFETY
465
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,095
PLAN.
466
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,787
[ PANTING ]
467
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,468
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
468
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:21,843
FOR THE LAST TIME, GIVE US BACK
469
00:15:21,868 --> 00:15:23,198
OUR WEAPONS!
470
00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:25,667
AND FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!
471
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:27,293
CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE PLAYING
472
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:28,898
WITH DANGEROUS TOYS LIKE THAT.
473
00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:30,327
OW!
474
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,310
WELL, IF YOU'RE SO GUNG HO
475
00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:34,265
FOR SAFETY, THEN WHY DO YOU WANT
476
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,233
TO SHUT DOWN THE SAFETY BOTS?
477
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,310
I'M ALL FOR SAFETY, BUT NOT
478
00:15:38,335 --> 00:15:40,365
IF IT INCONVENIENCES ADULTS.
479
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,133
I MEAN, THOSE STUPID ROBOTS TOOK
480
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,871
MY CAR AND MY GOLF CLUBS.
481
00:15:45,933 --> 00:15:47,133
FIGURES.
482
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,080
SO WHAT'S YOUR BIG PLAN IF YOU
483
00:15:49,101 --> 00:15:51,001
WON'T LET USE WEAPONS,
484
00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,397
"EISENSTEIN"?
485
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:54,427
WELL, JUST TO BE SAFE, WHEN I
486
00:15:54,451 --> 00:15:56,431
DESIGNED THE SAFETY BOTS, I
487
00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:58,310
INSTALLED A GLOBAL FAIL-SAFE
488
00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,165
SAFETY OVERRIDE HERE IN THE
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00:16:00,233 --> 00:16:01,593
SAFETY CONE, AND IT'S JUST
490
00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:02,998
THROUGH HERE.
491
00:16:03,067 --> 00:16:04,527
HATCH SECURE.
492
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,600
LAUNCH SYSTEM'S ONLINE.
493
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:09,397
ALL SAFETY BOTS IN PROPER ORDER.
494
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:10,397
SHH!
495
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:15,767
THERE IT IS.
496
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:16,983
WELCOME BACK TO THE SAFETY
497
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,171
CONE, SENATOR.
498
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,633
HAVE YOU COME TO WITNESS THE
499
00:16:19,651 --> 00:16:21,071
FINAL "SAFETIFICATION" OF THE
500
00:16:21,133 --> 00:16:22,403
PLANET?
501
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,807
I CAME HERE TO SHUT YOU
502
00:16:24,835 --> 00:16:27,195
MACHINES DOWN, IN THE NAME OF
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00:16:27,267 --> 00:16:29,667
ADULT LEISURE ACTIVITIES!
504
00:16:29,733 --> 00:16:31,543
PLEASE INPUT
505
00:16:31,568 --> 00:16:33,398
10-BILLION-NUMBER SAFETY CODE.
506
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:34,867
WELL, THAT'S NEW.
507
00:16:34,933 --> 00:16:36,573
WAAHHH!
508
00:16:36,633 --> 00:16:38,203
I AM SORRY, SENATOR.
509
00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,037
YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL
510
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,868
WHEN PROTECTING CHILDREN.
511
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:43,393
WELL, WHO ASKED YOU TO
512
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,898
PROTECT US KIDS ANYWAY?
513
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,597
UM, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS ME.
514
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,457
BUT YOU SAFETY BOTS HAVE GONE
515
00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:51,295
TOO FAR!
516
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,397
NEGATIVE.
517
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:53,877
ADULTS ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE
518
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:55,331
GONE TOO FAR.
519
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,640
ADULTS CREATE LOUD,
520
00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:57,928
EARDRUM-DAMAGING MUSIC FOR
521
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,070
CHILDREN.
522
00:16:59,133 --> 00:17:01,283
- ADULTS CREATE - TOOTH-DECAY-INDUCING CANDY FOR
523
00:17:01,367 --> 00:17:02,567
CHILDREN.
524
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,643
ADULTS ALLOW A BABY TO ROAM THE
525
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,698
STREETS BY HIMSELF.
526
00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:09,007
[ BLOWS RASPBERRIES ]
527
00:17:09,035 --> 00:17:11,295
UM, ACTUALLY, THAT WAS ME.
528
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,997
SILENCE!
529
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,907
AFTER FURTHER SAFETY SCANS, WE
530
00:17:14,935 --> 00:17:16,795
HAVE CONCLUDED THAT CHILDREN AND
531
00:17:16,867 --> 00:17:18,527
ADULTS NOT ONLY THREATEN THE
532
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,231
SAFETY OF CHILDREN, BUT YOUR
533
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,570
ENTIRE PLANET DOES.
534
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,593
VOLCANOES, OCEANS, EARTHQUAKES,
535
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POISON IVY, AND MORE ALL
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REPRESENT HAZARDS.
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THEREFORE, WE HAVE IMPLEMENTED
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THE ULTIMATE SAFETY PLAN.
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BEHOLD!
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THE SAFETY CONE WILL LEAVE THE
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EARTH AND ACHIEVE FULL ORBIT.
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ONCE THERE, ALL SAFETY BOTS WILL
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BE DEPLOYED TO CREATE A GIANT
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RING THAT WOULD CIRCLE THE
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GLOBE.
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ONCE THE MISSION IS COMPLETE,
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THEY WILL BEGIN THE PROCESS OF
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PERMANENT NEUTRALIZATION.
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COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN CUSHY,
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PROTECTIVE BUBBLE WRAP, THE
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EARTH SHALL FOREVER BE PROTECTED
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SO THAT CHILDREN MAY BE SAFE AT
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LAST.
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
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WITH US?
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YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED A THREAT
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TO YOURSELVES AND TO OTHER
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CHILDREN.
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ONCE WE HAVE ACHIEVED ORBIT, YOU
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WILL BE SHOT INTO THE
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FROZEN-FOOD NEBULA TO BE
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NEUTRALIZED FOR ALL TIME.
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GOODBYE.
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00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:18,773
WAIT!
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00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,863
ASIDE FROM TELLING YOU THAT
566
00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,934
THAT'S THE STUPIDEST IDEA EVER,
567
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,760
CAN I JUST SAY ONE THING TO MY
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00:18:24,785 --> 00:18:26,565
LITTLE BROTHER?
569
00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:29,703
SAFETY SCANS SHOW NO HARM.
570
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,427
YOU MAY SPEAK.
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00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,300
I... I'M SORRY, JOEY.
572
00:18:33,367 --> 00:18:35,657
I SHOULDN'T HAVE YELLED AT YOU
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00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,995
BEFORE ABOUT ALL YOUR DANCING
574
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:38,997
AND STUFF.
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00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:39,927
HMM!
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00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,630
NO, REALLY.
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00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,360
TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S
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00:18:43,385 --> 00:18:45,065
FUNNY WHEN YOU DANCE AROUND AND
579
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,003
STUFF.
580
00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,937
- >> [ TALKING GIBBERISH ] - >> YEAH!
581
00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:50,013
MAYBE YOU COULD DANCE AROUND FOR
582
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:52,034
HIM ONE LAST TIME.
583
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,770
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING THAT FOR?
584
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,373
I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE NICE.
585
00:18:55,433 --> 00:19:01,233
NO. LOOK!
586
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,130
HA HA HA HA HA!
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00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,700
FUNNY BABY!
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00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,127
HA HA HA!
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00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,030
GO, BABY!
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00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,200
GO, BABY!
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00:19:08,267 --> 00:19:09,027
QUICK!
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00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,600
CAN YOU REACH OUR HAIR CUTTER?
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00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:11,367
NO!
594
00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:12,973
WHAT IF SOMEONE GETS HURT?
595
00:19:13,033 --> 00:19:14,793
WE'RE ALL GONNA GET HURT IF
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00:19:14,818 --> 00:19:16,598
YOU DON'T PUT A SOCK IN IT AND
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00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:17,267
HELP US!
598
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,003
NO!
599
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:19,167
NO! GET AWAY!
600
00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:21,233
HOLD STILL!
601
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:22,430
HA HA HA!
602
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,570
FUNNY BABY!
603
00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:26,033
ALMOST!
604
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:28,900
GOT IT!
605
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,127
ALL RIGHT!
606
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,140
I'M CUTTING IN ON THIS DANCE,
607
00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:34,128
YOU CRUDDY TIN CAN!
608
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,700
HA HA!
609
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,397
FUNNY DANCING BABY.
610
00:19:38,467 --> 00:19:39,497
ALERT!
611
00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:42,197
CHILD RUNNING WITH SCISSORS.
612
00:19:42,267 --> 00:19:46,997
HA HA HA!
613
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,067
HA!
614
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,103
WHAA!
615
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,267
ALERT!
616
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,433
[ GASPS ]
617
00:19:54,451 --> 00:19:57,571
JOEY!
618
00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:01,003
NOOOO!
619
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,397
ENOUGH!
620
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,787
TARGET CHILD IS TERMINALLY
621
00:20:03,818 --> 00:20:05,168
UNSAFE.
622
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:06,643
AUTHORIZING PERMANENT
623
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:08,098
NEUTRALIZATION.
624
00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,667
YOU'RE CALLING ME A THREAT?!
625
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:15,733
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CAUSED THIS!
626
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,830
ERROR.
627
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,630
THIS UNIT IS INCAPABLE OF
628
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,401
HARMING A CHILD.
629
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:22,097
WELL, YOU DID!
630
00:20:22,167 --> 00:20:23,887
YOU BLASTED THE CUTTERS INTO THE
631
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,668
AIR!
632
00:20:25,733 --> 00:20:28,173
YOU HURT MY LITTLE BROTHER!
633
00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:29,833
ERROR, ERROR.
634
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:32,690
IF THIS UNIT HAS HARMED A CHILD,
635
00:20:32,718 --> 00:20:35,528
THEN THIS UNIT IS A THREAT TO
636
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,630
CHILDREN.
637
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:37,470
AAHHH!
638
00:20:37,533 --> 00:20:38,903
SEE?
639
00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,677
IT'S A WONDER YOU CRUDDY ROBOTS
640
00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,431
HAVEN'T "SQUISHIFIED" ANY KIDS
641
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,200
WITH YOUR BIG, DUMB FEET!
642
00:20:44,267 --> 00:20:45,777
IF ALL THREATS TO CHILDREN
643
00:20:45,801 --> 00:20:47,331
MUST BE NEUTRALIZED, AND THIS
644
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,740
UNIT IS A THREAT TO CHILDREN,
645
00:20:48,768 --> 00:20:50,128
THEN THIS UNIT MUST BE
646
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:55,480
NEUTRALIZED BECAUSE...
647
00:20:55,501 --> 00:21:00,801
PLEASE, GET HOME SAFELY.
648
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:05,827
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
649
00:21:05,851 --> 00:21:10,831
AAHHH!
650
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:13,730
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
651
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,601
AAHHH!
652
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:19,527
[ CRYING ]
653
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:22,431
"ELEVENTY" BILLION INCHES!
654
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:23,770
HOLY COW!
655
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,673
A NEW WORLD BUTT-BUSTING RECORD.
656
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:28,613
WALLABEE BEETLES, WHAT DOES
657
00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:30,534
IT FEEL LIKE TO GET THE
658
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,370
BUTT-BUSTING TROPHY BACK?
659
00:21:32,433 --> 00:21:34,403
WHO CARES?!
660
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,377
THE STUPID ROBOTS HURT MY BABY
661
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,331
BROTHER!
662
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,060
OH, JOEY, JOEY, JOEY, JOEY,
663
00:21:40,085 --> 00:21:41,765
JOEY!
664
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:42,963
THAT WAS BRILLIANT,
665
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:44,134
NUMBUH 4.
666
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,330
PUTTING KETCHUP ON JOEY TO FOOL
667
00:21:46,351 --> 00:21:48,501
THE ROBOT WAS SHEER GENIUS.
668
00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:49,267
KETCHUP?
669
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:51,103
HUH?
670
00:21:51,167 --> 00:21:53,967
WHY, YOU LITTLE STINKER!
671
00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:56,033
I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY HURT.
672
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,680
WHY, I OUGHT TO...
673
00:21:57,701 --> 00:21:59,301
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
674
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,897
YEAH, KETCHUP.
675
00:22:00,967 --> 00:22:02,527
IT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA, WASN'T
676
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:04,131
IT?
677
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,090
JUST LIKE THIS KETCHUP I PUT ON
678
00:22:06,118 --> 00:22:08,028
MY KNEE.
679
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,530
UH, NO, ACTUALLY, I THINK
680
00:22:09,551 --> 00:22:11,001
THAT'S BLOOD.
681
00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:14,557
[ STAMMERING ]
682
00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:18,095
SEE?
683
00:22:18,167 --> 00:22:19,727
I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS GONNA GET
684
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:21,331
HURT!
685
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,530
AHH!
686
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,727
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
687
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,040
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
688
00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:31,328
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
689
00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,330
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
690
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,301
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
691
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,727
5...
692
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,130
4...
693
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,470
3...
694
00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:40,833
2...
695
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,300
1.
696
00:22:43,367 --> 00:22:44,677
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
697
00:22:44,701 --> 00:22:46,031
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
698
00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:48,010
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]
699
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,965
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
700
00:22:50,033 --> 00:22:53,083
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
701
00:22:53,101 --> 00:22:56,171
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
702
00:22:56,221 --> 00:23:00,771
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