Original subtitles

[ HUMMING ]

TIME TO FRESHEN UP!

HUH?

BLAH! HEY!

- YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED - IN HERE!

TH-TH-THIS IS

THE GIRL'S BATHROOM!

Together: [ Monotone ]

YES, LEONA. IT IS.

AND WE TRUST

YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE.

OOH, WELL, UM, I SUPPOSE

YOU HAVE TO GO-O, RIGHT?

HEY, UM, HOW DO YOU GUYS,

LIKE, DO THAT, ANYWAY?

YO-O-O-O-W!

WHERE IS IT, LEONA?

I...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS

YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

OH, REALLY?

LUNK, INTRODUCE LEONA

TO MR. SWIRLY.

[ GASPS ]

OHH, NO! NOT MR. SWIRLY!

NO-HO-HO-HO!

[ TOILET FLUSHING ]

WHERE IS IT, LEONA?

OR WOULD YOU

PREFER TO VISIT

MR. SWIRLY'S

DOWNTOWN OFFICE?

NO-HO-HO! NO!

[ Crying ] OH, PLEASE!

IT'S IN THE SINK.

JUST TURN THE

[Sobbing] FA-A-A-UCET!

HOW DELIGHTFUL!

SHALL WE, LEONA?

UGH!

UH-HA. PURTY!

LUNK!

YOU STAY HERE TO DETER

ANY UNINVITED GUESTS.

OHHH. HUH?

HA! PURTY!

[ GROANS ]

FIVE UNINVITED GUESTS

COMING RIGHT UP.

YA-A-A-Y!

- Numbuh 1: - SITUATION REPORT, NUMBUH 5.

THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN

KIDNAPPED LEONA

AND TOOK HER DOWN THERE.

LEAKY LEONA?

WHAT DO THEY WANT HER FOR?

YEAH, TO CORNER

THE WORLD'S MARKET ON SPIT?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

GOOD ONE!

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

LEONA IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL

IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL!

OHH, I THOUGHT WE GOT CALLED

FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

WE ARE THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

NUMBUH 4.

WE SAVE KIDS.

THAT'S OUR JOB.

AND WE DON'T DO IT

BY STANDING AROUND.

LET'S MOVE OUT!

YA-A-Y! STAIRS!

OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 4.

MAYBE LEONA

WILL GIVE YOU A KISS-S-S

FOR RES-S-CUING HER!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[ SMOOCHING ]

THIS PLACE IS "GIHUGIC!"

[ RUMBLING ]

WHAT WAS THAT?

SHH!

I'VE HEARD RUMORS

THAT THERE WAS AN ANCIENT,

LONG-LOST SCHOOL

BURIED BENEATH OURS.

THIS MUST BE ITS LIBRARY.

WHAT'S A LIBRARY?

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

YOU HEARD NUMBUH 5!

KEEP IT DOWN!

HEY, GUYS.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?

OOOOH! I CAN MAKE A TIARA

OR A PRETTY EARRING!

OOH, OOH, OOH...

OR A BELT, A BELT!

NO, NO, NO, NO!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

GIVE ME THAT!

ARE YOU TRYING

TO GET US ALL KILL... OOPSIE!

[ ALL GASP ]

- QUIET TIME'S OVER! - MOVE IT!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

AAAAAH!

AAH HA HA HA HA!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...

WHOA!

YOU KNOW,

I WAS THIS CLOSE

- TO BUSTING - OUT OF SCHOOL TODAY.

AND THEN YOU CALLED US UP

WITH THIS CRUD!

IF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR

DON'T HELP LEONA

AGAINST THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN,

WHO WILL?

AND IT LOOKS LIKE

WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

LET'S MOVE OUT, PEOPLE.

[ GRUMBLING ]

Numbuh 3;

COME ON, NUMBUH 4!

AFTER WE RESCUE HER,

LEONA MIGHT GIVE US

SOME BEAUTY TIPS!

WHO-O-A.

GET A LOAD

OF ALL THIS CHOW!

THIS MUST BE

THE CAFETERIA.

NOBODY TOUCHES ANYTHING!

NUMBUH 5 SAYS,

"DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING."

NUMBUH 1 SAYS,

"DON'T PUNCH A THING."

NUMBUH 4 SAYS,

"TRY THE ONION RINGS."

[ Chuckling ] WELL,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE.

AAAAAAAH!

WHAT? I WAS GONNA SHARE.

HUH?

OH, IS ANYONE HERE

ALLERGIC TO MILK?

NO, BUT NUMBUH 5

IS ALLERGIC TO DROWNING!

LET'S GO-O-O-O-O!

NOT TO MILK THE SITUATION,

BUT...

AW, SHUT UP!

HELP! UHH!

I CAN'T SWIM!

UH, YOU HEAR ME?!

I CAN'T SWI-I-M!

- WELL, YOU BETTER - LEARN FAST!

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA!

AAAAH!

[ COUGHING, GULPING ]

AAAAH!

OH, CRUD!

AAAAH! AAAAH!

AAAAH! AAAAH!

AAAAH! AAAAH!

AAAAH! AAAAH!

QUICK! UP THERE!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!

WE'LL NEVER... UGH!

W-WHO-O-O-A!

[ GASPS ]

OKAY,

RUN THIS BY ME AGAIN.

WHY ARE WE RISKING OUR LIVES

TO SAVE LEAKY LEONA?!

UGH! BECAUSE SHE'S

GOT PRETTY HAIR, SILLY!

OH, COME ON! SHE'S NEVER

DONE ANYTHING FOR US!

- WE BARELY EVEN - KNOW HER!

- WHAT ARE WE GONNA - HELP HER FOR?

BECAUSE THE LAST TIME

NUMBUH 5 DIDN'T HELP SOMEONE

KIDNAPPED

BY THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN,

THEY DID SOMETHING

SHE CAN'T EVER FORGIVE!

WHAT?

WHAT DID THEY DO

THAT WAS SO BAD?

THEY MADE ME BALD.

WHOA.

AND THIS MUST BE

THE GYMNASIUM.

WELL, THAT'S NOT SO BAD,

RIGHT?

AT LEAST

WE CAN SEE THE EXIT.

GREAT! NOW, HOW ARE WE

GOING TO GET PAST THAT?

DON'T WORRY.

GYM IS SOMETHING I CAN HANDLE!

NO!

NUMBUH 4!

DO-O-N'T!

THERE.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

MAKE FOR THE EXIT!

HURRY!

WHAT DO WE DO?!

WHAT DO WE DO?!

WHAT DO WE DO?!

I TOLD YOU

I CAN HANDLE IT!

YAH!

YOU CAN DO IT, NUMBUH 4!

TAKE THEM DOWN!

YA-A-H!

AAH! LOOK OUT!!

WHOA! AAH!

IS HE OKAY?!

[ GRUNTING ]

WELL, WHAT ARE

YOU WAITING FOR?

WE GOT A KID TO SAVE!

GIVE THE KID A COUPLE

OF DODGE BALLS,

AND SUDDENLY HE'S A HERO.

LEONA!

ARE YOU OKAY?!

- WHERE ARE - THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN?

[ Shaky voice ]

PLE-E-ASE,

YOU HAVE TO GET ME

TO THE FOUNTAIN!

FOUNTAIN?

WHAT FOUNTAIN?

[ ALL GASP ]

THE FOUNTAIN

OF YOU-U-U-TH!

Leona: PLE-E-EASE!

GET ME TO THE FOUNTAIN

OF YOU-U-U-TH!

FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?

WE COULD BE 10 YEARS OLD

FOREVER.

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

- WHAT DO YOU SAY, - NUMBUH 3?

YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I GOT

THE IDEA THAT LEONA WAS PRETTY.

UGH!

LEONA, WHAT DID THOSE DELIGHTFUL

CHILDREN DO TO YOU?

GUYS! OVER HERE!

CHECK THIS OUT.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

- IT'S ALL VERY PRETTY, - NUMBUH 1,

BUT DON'T YOU THINK

WE SHOULD START LOOKIN'

FOR THAT FOUNTAIN THING?

THAT IS THE FOUNTAIN

OF YOUTH, GENIUS.

NOW, WE GOTTA GET

LEONA THERE FAST.

Delightful Children:

WHAT'S THE RUSH,

KIDS NEXT DIM?

THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN.

WHAT HAVE YOU FREAKS

DONE TO LEONA?

YOU HAVEN'T

FIGURED IT OUT YET?

REGARDLESS... NOW THAT

SHE'S LED US TO THE FOUNTAIN,

SHE'S ALL YOURS.

BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT

WITH THE FOUNTAIN?

TO DESTROY IT, OF COURSE.

THIS FOUNTAIN IS A MENACE

TO EVERYTHING ADULTS STAND FOR.

THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF EVERY CHILD

SHOULD BE TO GROW UP.

IF OTHER KIDS FOUND OUT

ABOUT THIS FOUNTAIN,

THEY MIGHT BE TEMPTED

TO DRINK FROM IT

AND BE YOUNG FOREVER.

AND WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!

- HAVEN'T YOU DORKS WASTED ENOUGH - OF MY DAY

- WITHOUT YAMMERING ON - ABOUT NOTHING?

I THINK IT'S TIME I CHECK YOU

INTO THE ATOMIC HEADLOCK HOTEL!

SPLENDID.

COULD YOU HELP US

WITH OUR LUGGAGE, THEN?

THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT COULD

USE SOME... REDECORATING!

AAAH! AAAH!

AAAH! AAAH!

WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!

LEONA'S GETTING OLDER

BY THE SECOND.

MAYBE WE COULD FIND

SOME MAKE-UP FOR HER!

NO!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

NUMBUH 3, YOU KEEP AN EYE

ON LEONA FOR A BIT.

OKAY!

BUT... SHE'S PRETTY TOUGH

TO LOOK AT.

HEY, DELIGHTFUL DOLTS!

OVER HERE!

OH, GOODY.

WE GET TO PLAY... TAG!

COME AND GET ME!

HA HA!

YOU'RE TOO SLOW, SUCKERS!

NAH NAH NAH NAH...

WHOA!

WHOA!

[ PANTING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

OH!

HAVE A NICE TRIP,

ABIGAIL?

ANY LAST WORDS?

ACTUALLY, YEAH.

I'D LIKE TO SAY...

NO. NO, NO, NO!

LET ME SAY IT.

SEE YOU NEXT FALL!

WHAT?!

[ SCREAMING ]

NUMBUH 5 WASN'T

GONNA SAY THAT.

IT'S A GOOD THING

I SHOWED UP THEN, HUH?

[ GROANING ]

AAAAH! AAAAH!

[ WAILING ]

HOW DO YOU FREAKS LIKE VISITING

MR. SWIRLY'S CORPORATE OFFICE?

[ WHIMPERING ]

COME ON, HURRY!

WE GOTTA GET HER

INTO THAT FOUNTAIN!

[ GASPING ]

OH, LEONA!

SHE'S, SHE'S...

STILL KINDA HOMELY.

EWW.

HOLD ON.

IF LEONA NEEDS THE FOUNTAIN

TO BE YOUNG AGAIN,

DOESN'T THAT MEAN

SHE'S REALLY...

AN ADULT?

YOU'RE RIGHT, NIGEL.

300 YEARS AGO, I STUMBLED UPON

THIS ANCIENT SCHOOL,

AND FOUND THIS FOUNTAIN.

BY DRINKING ITS

SPARKLING WATERS,

I DISCOVERED THAT I COULD

REMAIN A KID FOREVER.

BUT S-S-SADLY, THE FOUNTAIN'S

EFFECTS ARE TEMPORARY,

SO I COULD NEVER TRAVEL MUCH

FARTHER THAN THE SCHOOL ABOVE.

SO I'VE RELIVED

THE FOURTH GRADE,

MOVING FROM HOMEROOM

TO HOMEROOM

OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

TO HIDE MY ETERNAL

10-YEAR-OLD-NESS.

BUT IT'S BEEN WORTH IT

TO NOT HAVE TO GROW UP.

IT WAS MY GLORIOUS-S-S SECRET

UNTIL THOSE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN

RUINED IT.

SO FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME,

KIDS NEXT DOOR.

TOO BAD I HAVE TO

DES-S-S-TROY YOU NOW.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, NUMBUH 1, I COULD HAVE

SWORN LEAKY LEONA JUST SAID,

[ Lisping ]

I HAVE TO DES-S-S-TROY...

HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG...

WHAT?

[ High-pitched voice ]

WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?!

YOU'RE GETTING YOUNGER.

I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SO YOUNG

THAT YOU'LL CEASE TO EXIST!

NO-O-O-O!

[ Baby voice ]

KIDS NEXT DOOR!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ GASPING ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ BABBLING ]

NO ONE CAN KNOW

ABOUT MY FOUNTAIN!

NOT EVEN YOU,

KIDS NEXT DOOR.

[ BABBLING ]

HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SHOT,

BABY?

HEE-YAW!

[ COUGHING ]

STOP IT, LEONA!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

I WANT TO BE YOUNG FOREVER,

ABIGAIL.

THE MORE PEOPLE WHO KNOW

ABOUT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH

THE MORE PEOPLE WILL TRY

TO DESTROY IT.

BUT WE DON'T WANT

TO DESTROY THE FOUNTAIN.

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

WE JUST WANT TO HELP YOU.

[ Crying ]

I'M S-S-SORRY, ABIGAIL.

BUT I CAN'T TAKE

THAT CHANCE!

LEONA, WHAT YOU'RE DOING

IS WRONG.

I... I...

I KNOW!

OH, NO! STOP!

NO!

[ Baby voice ]

LEONA, PLEASE!

I'M... SORRY!

YOU BIG BABY!

PBHT!

ONE MORE BLAST SHOULD DO IT.

GOODBYE, KIDS NEXT DOOR.

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

NO!

YOU'RE DEAD!

MY PRECIOUS FOUNTAIN!

OH-OH-OH!

[ SCREAMING ]

THIS MISSION IS OVER,

GUYS.

LET'S GO!

[ Chuckling ]

I JUST DID.

[ GIGGLES ]

NO! [ GRUNTING ]

ABIGAIL!

PLEASE, HELP ME!

WHY SHOULD I,

MEANY-FACE?

I WAS WRONG!

I'D KEPT MY SECRET

FOR SO LONG,

I'D FORGOTTEN

HOW TO TRUS-S-ST SOMEONE.

I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU

A CHANCE!

YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE CAME HERE

TO SAVE LEONA.

CHANGE IN PLANS.

SHE'S AN ADULT

AND A JERK.

BUT SHE WANTS

TO BE A KID.

A BIG KID ONCE TOLD ME,

"WE SAVE KIDS."

THAT'S OUR JOB.

[ GURGLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

KIDS NEXT DOOR...

BATTLE STATIONS!

[ SQUEALING ]

OH-WHA-HA!

[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ YELLING ]

AH-AAAAH!

GOTCHA!

[ Sadly ] OH.

[ SCREAMING ]

HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

YEAH! YEAH!

NOW LET'S ALL

GET OUT OF HERE.

THANKS AGAIN FOR SAVING

MY LIFE, KIDS NEXT DOOR.

LEONA?

WHAT ARE YOU

GONNA DO NOW...

WITHOUT THE FOUNTAIN?

YEAH, WON'T YOU...

YOU KNOW?

IT'S OKAY.

I'VE BEEN A KID FOR LONGER

THAN MOST PEOPLE

HAVE BEEN ALIVE.

[ SOBBING ]

NOW GO ON.

YOU KIDS BETTER

GET TO CLASS.

OH, HERE.

NUMBUH 5 ALMOST FORGOT

ABOUT THESE.

THANKS, ABIGAIL.

THANKS

FOR EVERYTHING.

OHH! OHH!

ARE YOU SURE

YOU'LL BE OKAY?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

I'LL BE FINE.

JUST FINE.

[ GROANING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

YAY!

♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪

[ HUMMING ]

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

5...

4...

3...

2...

1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.