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Numbuh 2: IT TAKES A SPECIAL

KIND OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES.

IT TAKES COURAGE

AND AN IRON WILL.

IT TAKES THE RIGHT GEAR.

Mr. Washer: ONE TUBE

OF EXTRA-STICKY GLUE,

FOUR HIGH-GLOSS

STAR DECALS,

AND 10 GALLONS

OF JET-FUEL ENHANCER.

[ CHUCKLING ]

PUT IT ON YOUR ACCOUNT, ACE?

- YOU KNOW IT, - MR. WASHER.

IT TAKES THE COOL THAT PEOPLE

ON THE STREET CAN SEE.

HEY...

SKY KING HOAGIE!

CHILI DOG AT 3:00!

IT DEFINITELY TAKES

THE RIGHT FUEL.

AND, OF COURSE,

IT TAKES THE RIGHT PLANE.

[ ENGINE ROARING ]

YES, IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND

OF KID TO RULE THE SKIES...

[ BELCHES ]

THE KIND WHO'S READY

FOR ANYTHING.

[ CLACKING ]

WHAT THE...

[ CLACKING CONTINUES ]

MAN, THIS GUY'S ANNOYING.

OKAY, JACK!

LET'S SEE IF YOU GOT

ANY JUICE IN THAT CAN.

THAT'S IT.

FOLLOW THE BIRDIE.

GOT YOU NOW, AMATEUR.

[ ENGINE SPUTTERS ]

[ ENGINE ROARS ]

[ LAUGHING ]

YOU'RE AS GOOD AS "CANNED."

[ BUZZING ]

HUH?!

[ BEEPS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ COUGHING ]

AAH!

[ GROANS, GASPS ]

"STAY OUT OF THE SKY"?

"STAY OUT OF THE SKY"...

I'LL SHOW HIM WHO NEEDS

TO STAY OUT OF THE SKY.

THINKS HE'S SO BIG.

I'LL TAKE HIM DOWN A PEG OR TWO.

OH! AAH!

OH! ARGH!

YO, SKY KING!

CHILI DOG AT 3:00.

[ SPLATS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ HUMMING ]

[ DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE ]

HEY, ACE,

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU TODAY?

HEY, MR. WASHER.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY MODEL TRAIN SETS - OR SOMETHING?

MODEL TRAINS?

BUT YOU'RE A MAJOR FLYBOY.

WHAT HAPPENED?

- I GOT BLOWN - OUT OF THE SKY,

LIKE, A MILLION TIMES

BY SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME...

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

I'M HANGING UP MY WINGS.

HEY!

THE HOAGIE I KNOW LOVES FLYING

TOO MUCH TO QUIT.

THE HOAGIE I KNOW IS LIKE

ONE OF MY REFRIGERATORS HERE...

HE'S BIG, HE'S COOL,

AND HE DOESN'T BREAK DOWN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, - MR. WASHER.

YOU WANT A BITE

OF MY CHILI DOG?

OH, NO, THANKS.

I, UH, I ALREADY ATE. UGH.

OH, SUIT YOURSELF.

- YOU KNOW, - WHAT I DON'T GET

- IS HOW THAT GUY - STAYS IN THE AIR

NO MATTER

WHAT I THROW AT HIM.

- [ SWALLOWS ] - [ DOOR OPENS ]

IT'S LIKE HE'S GOT

SOME KIND OF...

[ HEART BEATING ]

[ CHOMPING ]

MY FBM UPGRADE IN YET?

FBM? HMM.

"FLIGHT BUFFER

MAGNETIZER."

OH, YEAH,

CAME IN YESTERDAY.

PUT IT ON MY TAB.

SURE THING, ACE.

OF COURSE.

A FLIGHT BUFFER MAGNETIZER

CAN DEFLECT ANY PROJECTILE.

MR. WASHER,

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING

A MAGNETIZING MODULE?

THAT'LL DEMAGNETIZE

[ CHUCKLES ]

WILL THIS DO, ACE?

ALL RIGHT, KID.

COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE...

UNLESS YOU'RE CHICKEN!

[ SQUAWKING ]

WHOA!

HA!

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD.

NOT GOOD... THE BEST.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

[ COUGHING ]

[ BUZZING ]

BUFFER THIS, CHUMP!

WHAT THE...

HEY, KID...

- NOT TO SOUND CORNY, - BUT...

YOU'RE GONNA GET CREAMED.

[ LAUGHING ]

HOW DID YOU LIKE THEM APPLES,

BILLIARD BOY?!

OH, LUCKY SHOT.

[ LAUGHING ]

IN YOUR FACE, HOTSHOT.

YOU RULE THE SKIES

NO MORE.

AT LEAST I'VE SAVED

THE CITY'S CHILI-DOG SUPPLY

FROM YOUR EVIL ATTACK.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I LOVE CHILI DOGS.

THAT'S NOT

WHAT MR. WASHER SAID.

- HE SAID YOU WERE PLANNING ON - TAKING OUT

- EVERY HOT-DOG STAND - IN TOWN,

AND YOU WOULDN'T STOP

DESTROYED

UNTIL YOU

THE WHOLE

CHILI-DOG FACTORY.

WHAT? WHY WOULD MR. WASHER

SAY THAT?

[ ENGINE ROARING ]

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

THANKS TO MY GENIUS PLAN

OF PITTING THOSE TWO FILTHY KIDS

AGAINST EACH OTHER,

NO ONE WILL STOP ME

FROM DESTROYING

EVERY CHILI DOG IN TOWN!

FINALLY, MY PRECIOUS,

CLEAN COUNTERTOPS

WILL BE FREE OF FILTHY,

DRIBBLING CHILI-DOG FILTH.

YES, SO CLEAN!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

AAH!

SMART MOVE,

CAPTAIN IDIOT!

NOW NO ONE CAN STOP HIM,

THANKS TO YOU.

ME?!

YEAH, YOU STARTED IT!

AND I'M GOING

TO FINISH IT, TOO!

WITH WHAT?

YOUR PLANE'S JUNK.

MY PLANE'S JUNK.

THERE'S BARELY ENOUGH

THEM FOR ONE BIRD.

WORKING PARTS BETWEEN

AAH!

IS IT "CHILLY" IN HERE?

NOT ANYMORE!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

NOW TO DEAL WITH THAT GROSS,

SLIMY HOT-DOG FACTORY

AND RID THIS TOWN OF FILTHY

CHILI DOGS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

AUTOTARGET ENABLED.

COORDINATES LOCKED, AND...

HUH?

Both: AHH!

WHOO-HOO!

UGH!

LOOKS LIKE I FOUND

A NEW HOBBY, MR. WASHER...

KICKING YOUR BUTT.

I DON'T THINK SO,

GREASE BOY.

- I'VE SET - THE PLANE'S GUIDANCE SYSTEM

FOR YOUR PRECIOUS

CHILI-DOG FACTORY,

- SO NOBODY - WILL EVER MESS UP

MY BEAUTIFUL, CLEAN COUNTERTOP

EVER AGAIN!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

I GOT THE PLANE.

YOU GET WASHER!

BUT YOU CAN'T STOP IT

FROM CRASHING!

BUT I CAN CONTROL

WHERE IT CRASHES.

NOW GO!

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

COME BACK HERE!

AAH!

UGH!

YOU'RE GROUNDED!

AAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

NO!

NO!!

NOT MY COUNTER!

[ EXPLOSION ]

KID!

KID!

[ SIGHS ] KID...

THANK YOU.

Kid:

YOU'RE WELCOME.

[ LAUGHING ]

YES! YOU DID IT!

OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE ALIVE!

HOW DID YOU DO IT?

I TOLD YOU...

I'M THE BEST.

THAT WAS THE LAST

I SAW OF HIM.

I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED

TO JOIN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

BUT HE SAID HE WORKS ALONE.

I NEVER EVEN FOUND OUT HIS NAME.

BUT I KNOW ONE THING...

HE'S OUT THERE,

AND ONE DAY,

I'LL MEET THAT KID AGAIN,

SOMEWHERE IN THE WILD BLUE SKY.

Man: HELLO, MY CHILDREN.

I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU,

SO LISTEN CAREFULLY.

ONE OF THOSE MEDDLESOME

KIDS NEXT DOOR

SHALL BE VISITING HER HOMELAND.

ONCE THERE,

SHE PLANS TO RENDEZVOUS

WITH THE SECRETIVE

JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

YOUR MISSION IS TO TRACK

THE OPERATIVE UNTIL SHE LEADS US

TO THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR

HEADQUARTERS,

THEN SEND THEIR COORDINATES

TO MY FORMIDABLE NINJA ARMY.

CONTACT THE NINJA

ONLY WHEN YOU ARE CERTAIN

YOU'VE LOCATED

THE KIDS NEXT DOOR LAIR.

NINJAS CHARGE BY THE HOUR,

AND I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY...

YOU GOT THAT?

I HAVE HANDPICKED YOU BECAUSE

YOU ARE MY MOST SKILLED AGENTS,

MY MOST FOOLPROOF VILLAINS,

MY MOST RELENTLESS TRACKERS,

AND, ABOVE ALL,

MY MOST DEVIOUS

MASTERS OF DISGUISE.

REST ASSURED, FATHER,

THE INTERESTING TWINS...

- FROM BENEATH - THE MOUNTAIN...

Together: ARE TWICE AS GOOD

AS YOU REQUIRE.

FAILURE IS AN IMPOSSIBILITY.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

♪ LA LA LA

LA LA LA ♪

♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA

♪ LA-LA LA LA LA LA

OUR PREY IS FEEBLE

AND ALONE...

WHICH MAKES THE ASSIGNMENT

TWICE AS EASY.

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

HUH?

SINCE WHEN DOES A JAPANESE

AIRPORT HAVE A...

FREE SOMBRERO DAY?

A MINOR SETBACK.

WE SHALL SIMPLY...

DOUBLE OUR EFFORTS.

[ TO THE TUNE OF

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

[ "LA CUCARACHA" ]

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

♪ LA LA LA-LA LA-LA LA

[ SNARLING, BARKING ]

OOH, HI, DOGGY.

[ GIGGLES ]

BYE, DOGGY!

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA ♪

[ BARKING ]

SILENCE, YOU MONGREL!

[ BARKING CONTINUES ]

STUPID MUTT!

[ YELPS ]

[ BARKING ]

HMM?

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ SNARLING ]

- NO, STOP! - NO, STOP!

- AAH! - AAH!

- STOP, STOP! - SHOO!

AAH! AAH!

THAT WAS QUITE ANOTHER...

MINOR SETBACK.

♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA

♪ LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA LA ♪

ALL ABOARD!

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

ALL ABOARD!

TICKET, PLEASE.

- LOOK... - MOUNT FUJI!

HUH? WHERE?

[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]

Boy:

WE ARE BACK...

Girl: ON TRACK.

Together: WHAT?

OH...

NO!

WE MUST NOT...

LET HER ESCAPE!

[ GRUNTING ]

INTERESTING. INTERESTING.

THERE... IT'S HER...

SOMBRERO.

AHA! AAH!

[ SNARLING ]

NICE...

DOGGY?

AAH!

HI, MR. TRAIN DRIVER-SAN!

WHY, HELLO,

LITTLE GIRL.

WOW, HOW FAST

ARE WE GOING?

OH, I'D SAY ABOUT A KAJILLION

AND 5 MILES AN HOUR.

CAN I DRIVE?

[ Chuckling ]

OH, NO.

PLEASE?

AAH!

[ PANTING ]

- CAN I DRIVE NOW? - NO.

- HOW ABOUT NOW? - NO.

- CAN I DRIVE NOW? - I SAID, "NO."

LOOK OUT... A PANDA!

WHOA!

[ WHEELS SCREECH ]

WHOA!

MY OOPSIE...

THAT WAS JUST A SHADOW.

CAN I DRIVE NOW?

OKAY.

AAH!

UGH!

♪ LA LA LA LA

LA-LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪

I AM LOSING MY...

PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE,

SISTER.

[ GRUNTING ]

TAXI!

TAXI, TAXI, TAXI!

TAXI!!

YOO-HOO!

TAXI!

KONICHIWA.

ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOUR BAG,

LITTLE GIRL-SAN.

OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME

WITH MY BAG.

OH, YOU'RE WELCOME,

OLD LADY.

HAVE A NICE TIME

IN FRANCE.

FRANCE?!

WHOA!

WHOA!

♪ LA LA LA

THAT'S IT!

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT - TRACKING THE TARGET

TO KIDS NEXT DOOR

HEADQUARTERS ANYMORE!

- BUT, SISTER... - NO "BUTS"!

SHE HAS DISHONORED US,

SO NOW I'M GOING TO...

NO, IT'S NOT THAT!

IT'S...

UGH!

I WILL NOT BE BEATEN

BY THAT GIRL!

SUMMON OUR BIGGEST,

MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP!

YES, SISTER.

[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

THAT FOOL!

SHE WILL NEVER ESCAPE

THE MIGHTY POWER

OF OUR DEADLY SUPERSHIP!

[ HORN HONKS ]

MAY I SUGGEST SUMMONING

OUR SECOND

MOST DESTRUCTIVE SHIP?

ALL IS WELL, SISTER.

THE LOLLIPOP TRACKING DEVICE

WE GAVE HER IS STILL OPERATIVE.

- WE CAN... - ATTACK!

ENGAGE

FULL-ASSAULT MODE!

WE SHALL NOT FAIL!

- AND RING - THE LITTLE BELL TOO!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

YES, SISTER, THE BELL.

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

ALL DONE.

♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA ♪

THE SIGNAL LEADS

TO HERE,

BUT I DON'T SEE...

I AM ON TO YOU!

I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

HA HA!

SCAMPER ALL YOU WANT, FOOL!

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!

SISTER, PLEASE,

CALM YOURSELF.

DON'T TELL ME TO...

WHOA!

UGH!

[ BEEPING ]

Girl: I HATE...

Boy: TO INTERRUPT,

BUT HERE SHE COMES.

[ HUMMING ]

♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

COOKIE TIME!

[ GROWLING ]

SISTER, WAIT!

[ PANTING ]

♪ LA LA

[ HUMMING ]

[ PANTING ]

[ Whimpering ] NO!

[ PANTING ]

THANKS FOR WAITING.

AAH!

Numbuh 3: HELLO!

HELLO?

I'M HERE!

IS ANYBODY HOME?!

AHA!

YOU MAY HAVE

ELUDED US BRIEFLY,

BUT I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

MY BROTHER IS CONTACTING A HUGE,

DEADLY NINJA ARMY,

AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

THEY'LL BE HERE

AND BEATING THE TOOTH

OUT OF YOU AND YOUR...

YOUR GRANDMOTHER?

- [ SIGHS ] - CANCEL THE ATTACK.

AWW! AWW!

AWW! AWW!

YOU IDIOT!

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING

THE JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR,

NOT YOUR STUPID

GRANDMOTHER!

THAT'S NOT MY GRANNY.

ARE YOU COMPLETELY STUPID?!

THAT LOOKS A GRANNY TO ME!

I AM A WORLD-CLASS

MASTER OF DISGUISE,

SO I SHOULD KNOW

WHAT AND WHO...

WHO-O-O-O-O-O?!

AS YOU WERE SAYING?

[ GONG SOUNDS ]

[ Crying ]

I AM A FAILURE.

IT'S NOT FAIR!

[ SNORTS ]

YOU... YOU MONSTERS.

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE

TO MY SWEET, SWEET SISTER!

ALL SHE WANTED TO DO

WAS ENTRAP YOU

AND FACILITATE YOUR DOOM.

BUT DO YOU CARE?!

NO!

WELL, THAT'S IT!

THE INTERESTING TWINS

FROM BENEATH THE MOUNTAIN

REFUSE TO SPY ON YOU

ANY LONGER!

BUT WE'LL BE BACK.

OH, THE LOOK

ON YOUR TERRIFIED FACES...

YOU TRULY FEAR

OUR RETURN!

COME, SISTER!

WE SHALL PLAN OUR VICTORY

OVER THE PATHETIC

KIDS NEXT DOOR!

OH! OH! OH! OH!

WELL, AT LEAST

IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE.

Old Lady: HELLO.

WE HEARD YOU WERE LOOKING

TO DISCOVER

AND ENTRAP THE ELUSIVE

JAPANESE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

WELL, I GUESS

YOU FOUND US.

[ LAUGHTER ]

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5...

4...

3...

2...

1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.