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Numbuh 5: BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS

THAT THERE ARE THREE ELEMENTAL,

PURE FLAVORS OF ICE CREAM...

SMOOTH, CREAMY VANILLA...

RICH, DECADENT CHOCOLATE...

AND SWEET, SWEET STRAWBERRY.

BUT A LONG TIME AGO,

THERE WAS A FOURTH FLAVOR,

AND IT WAS SAID TO BE BETTER

THAN THE OTHER THREE COMBINED.

WHEN THE SACRED SECT

OF DESSERT MONKS

CREATED THIS MYSTICAL

FOURTH FLAVOR,

THEY WERE AFRAID THAT EVERYONE

WOULD LIKE IT SO MUCH,

THAT THEY WOULD EAT IT ALL UP

UNTIL THERE WOULDN'T BE

ANY LEFT FOR THEM.

SO THEY LOCKED IT AWAY.

ONLY THE TRUE ICE CREAM LOVER

COULD HAVE SO MUCH AS A TASTE

OF THE FOURTH FLAVOR,

AND THEN ONLY IF

THEY PROVED THEMSELVES WORTHY

BY SOLVING THE RIDDLE

OF THE MYSTICAL GOLDEN SCOOP.

NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE MONKS

LOCKED AWAY THE FOURTH FLAVOR,

AND FEW STILL BELIEVE IT EXISTS,

SO THE GOLDEN SCOOP REMAINS,

WAITING FOR THE ONE

WITH THE SWEET KNOWLEDGE

OF FROSTY GOODNESS

TO CLAIM THE FOURTH FLAVOR

AS THEIR OWN.

LET'S GO

TO THE GIFT SHOP!

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S A SHAME.

Together: [ Monotone ]

POOR, DELUDED GIRL.

[ SLURP ]

THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS A MYSTICAL FOURTH FLAVOR.

WHAT DO YOU FOOLS

KNOW ABOUT ICE CREAM?

JUST LOOK AT YOURSELVES,

PUTTING SPRINKLES

ON YOUR ICE CREAM!

[ LAUGHS ]

AND WE THOUGHT NUMBUH 4

WAS THE DUMB ONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

LAUGH ALL YOU WANT.

I KNOW THE FOURTH FLAVOR

IS OUT THERE.

AND SOMEDAY,

I'M GONNA TASTE IT.

- [ MOTOR REVVING ] - HMM?

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ WHISTLES ]

HUH?

OHH, NUMBUH 5 IS OUTTA HERE!

[ PANTING ]

WHOA!

[ SHIVERS ]

HMM?

LET'S GO.

BOY, WATCH IT!

OHH.

[ GASPS ]

YOU GUYS FOUND THE LOST TEMPLE

OF THE FOURTH FLAVOR.

KEEP MOVING, KID!

OHHH, NASTY!

GO ON!

WHOA!

- UH, FRENCH RASPBERRY VANILLA? - AH, NO.

BUBBLE GUM RIPPLE?

AH, NO, NO.

- BOYSENBERRY? - NO, NO.

TUTTI-FRUTTI?

[ SIGHS ]

IS THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY

BANILLA MINTY RIPPLE?

AHH!

NEXT!

AH, NUMBUH 5,

SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.

I THOUGHT YOU CREEPS DIDN'T

BELIEVE IN THE FOURTH FLAVOR!

OH,

WE BELIEVE ALL RIGHT.

WE BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE

GOING TO HELP US

BE THE FIRST CHILDREN

TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR.

HELP YOU? HA!

THINK ABOUT IT, ABIGAIL.

WE HAVE THE GOLDEN SCOOP,

AND YOU HAVE THE EXPERTISE.

THE ONLY WAY FOR ANYONE

TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR

IS IF WE WORK TOGETHER.

WHY SHOULD I TRUST

YOU FOOLS?

BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

YOU MAY NEVER FULFILL

YOUR LIFELONG DREAM.

OH, ALL RIGHT.

BUT NUMBUH 5

STILL DOESN'T TRUST YOU.

THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY IS...

THE FLAVOR OF THE DAY IS...

SUNDAE!

SUNDAE?!

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING

I HAVE EVER...

[ GASP ]

HA HA HA!

SO LONG, SUCKERS!

GET HER!

THERE SHE GOES!

[ GASPS ]

AHHH!

AHHH!

HOLY MACKEREL!

WOW!

- THAT'S A LOT - OF ICE CREAM!

DON'T JUST STAND THERE,

START EATING.

[ GULPING ]

[ GASP ]

POISON ICE CREAM!

NOOOO!

WICKED ICE CREAM HEADACHE,

MAN!

OHH!

[ GROAN ]

WOW!

ONLY WITH THE SCOOP OF GOLD

AND TASTE BUDS PURE

SHALL YOU FIND

THE CAVE OF COLD

AND TASTE THE FLAVOR'S

SWEET ALLURE.

HYAH!

COOL!

AAAAH, THE FOURTH FLAVOR.

I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE

TO FIND YOU.

THAT'S THE FOURTH...

VERY WELL.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING

THE FOURTH FLAVOR FOR US,

ABIGAIL.

WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

[ GRUNTING ]

Numbuh 5:

NO! YOU CAN'T!

I WON'T LET YOU

TAKE THE FOURTH FLAVOR!

AND I SUPPOSE

YOU WON'T LET US

BE THE FIRST

TO TASTE THE FOURTH FLAVOR

BEFORE WE

HAND IT OVER TO THE ADULTS

FOR THEIR

EXCLUSIVE ENJOYMENT.

NO.

OHH, WE ALMOST FORGOT.

WHAT GOOD IS ICE CREAM

WITHOUT... JIMMIES?

NO, DON'T DO THAT!

AHH, CAN'T BEAR

TO WATCH US ENJOY

WHAT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING

YOUR WHOLE LIFE TO TASTE?

NO, IT'S NOT THAT.

IT'S...

WHAT?

AHHHH!

FOOLS!

WHOA!

WHOA!

AHHH!

AHH!

NO, COME BACK.

WAIT.

YOU, YOU TRICKED US.

I TRIED TO WARN YOU!

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT

ANYTHING ON GOOD ICE CREAM,

AND THEY'RE CALLED "SPRINKLES,"

NOT "JIMMIES," YOU FOOLS!

KEEP YOUR STUPID

ICE CREAM RULES!

WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!

THIS COULD BE THE ONLY CHANCE

YOU EVER GET, NUMBUH 5.

AHHHH!

AHHH!

OHHH! OHHH!

ALMOST THERE!

ALMOST...

THE-E-E-E-RE!

OOOH!

[ RUMBLING ]

AHHH!

OH!

OOH.

OH.

MAYBE NUMBUH 5'S TASTE BUDS

JUST WEREN'T PURE ENOUGH.

THE FOURTH FLAVOR!

OOOOH WEEE, BABY!

THAT STUFF TASTES JUST LIKE...

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

TALK TO ME.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY.

NUMBUH 5 JUST TOOK A LITTLE

TRIP, BUT SHE'S COOL.

HEY, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR,

NUMBUH 1?

HOW FAST DO YOU THINK

YOU COULD GET

TO THE MOUNTAIN

OF THE GREATEST-EVER FLAVORS?

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT

OF 75...

I'VE DONE IT!

I FIGURED OUT A WAY

TO GIVE HAMSTERS 100 TIMES

THEIR NATURAL STRENGTH.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

LUCKY, MY FRIEND...

YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST

OF A GLORIOUS NEW BREED

OF SUPERHAMSTER!

NOW, DON'T MOVE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, COME BACK HERE!

- [ BARKS ] - WHAT'S THAT, GIPPER?

GUYS...

YOU SAY THERE'S ENEMY PLANES

AT 12:00?

I DON'T... I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.

BATTLE STATIONS!

WHOA, HOLD ON!

I'M NOT...

[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

[ PANTING ]

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,

TEENZILLA!

HUH?

NOW GO KISS A GIRL

OR SOMETHING!

WHAA! YA-YA-YA-YA-YAAAAAA!

WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-A!

[ THUD ]

- TOO BAD - NUMBUH 2 WASN'T HERE.

- HE LOVES - BEATING UP TEENAGERS.

IF HE KEEP MESSING

WITH THAT HAMSTER PROJECT,

- HE'S GONNA MISS OUT - ON ALL THE FUN!

[ GROANING ]

OH!

YOU IDIOT!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?

[ Giggling ] CREE...

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

ALL RIGHT, TALK.

WHO ARE YOU AND... [ GASPS ]

WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE...

DIMPLES?

HI, I'M CREE.

HI, I'M HO... HI... HANK.

- [ Deep voice ] - I'M HANK.

THAT'S A NICE NAME.

WHAT IS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH... HANK.

M-MY NAME IS HANK.

[ Giggling ] YEAH.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

OUT HERE ANYWAY?

I-I WAS, UH, ON MY WAY

TO GET A BURGER.

UM, WANT TO GO WITH ME?

OKAY, BUT, UM, [LAUGHS]

YOU HAVE TO

LET GO OF MY HAND FIRST.

[ LAUGHS ] RIGHT.

- I JUST HAD TO - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

- I GOT THIS STUPID - LITTLE SISTER

- WHO'S A TOTAL PAIN - IN THE NECK...

ALWAYS BUGGING ME

AND BORROWING MY CDs AND STUFF.

KIDS ARE SUCH BRATS.

I HATE THEM.

UH, YEAH.

WHY ARE LITTLE KIDS

SUCH A BIG PAIN?

THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE,

"HEY, LOOK AT ME.

I'M A LITTLE KID."

FOR REAL, THEY ARE

TOTALLY LIKE THAT.

YEAH, AND THEN THEY'RE LIKE,

"I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM."

DOO-DOO-DOO...

- [ Laughing ] - YEAH, TOTALLY.

OH, NO.

UH, LISTEN, CREE,

I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,

OKAY?

UM, OKAY.

HURRY BACK!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

[ PANTING ]

NO, GIPPER. NO, BOY...

HEY, NUMBUH 2,

YOU MISSED IT!

WE TOTALLY WHOOPED

SOME TEENAGE...

STUPID HAMSTER PROJECT.

YOU!

YOU!

WHAT YOU DID

IS THE GREATEST THING

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

[ SQUEAKS ]

I GOT TO BE A TEENAGER AGAIN.

SO WHEN I SAY GO,

GIVE ME THE JUICE.

OKAY.

LET HER RIP!

HERE COMES HANK!

AAAAAAH!

AAAAH!

TURN IT OFF!

UGH!

WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?

THAT'S IT!

[ GULPS LOUDLY ]

OKAY! HIT ME!

AAH!

YES, IT'S WORKING!

[ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ PUNCHES CONNECTING ]

BEAT IT, PIMPLE FARM!

AAAAAH!

MISS ME?

[ BOTH SIGH ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

[ SIGHS ]

THIS IS THE BEST DATE

I'VE EVER BEEN ON.

ME TOO.

[ GRUNTING ]

UH, LOOK!

A ROCK STAR!

WHERE?!

[ ALARM BLARING ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

[ PUNCHES CONNECTING ]

YAAAAAAAH!

I DON'T SEE

ANY ROCK STARS.

MY BAD.

THAT'S JUST THE WAITER.

NOW, WHERE WERE WE?

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

OH, SORRY.

TALK TO ME.

Man: Their defense grid is down.

You know what to do.

I'M REALLY SORRY, HANK.

BUT I GOT TO GO.

BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET

A KISS... I THINK.

[ Giggling ]

OH, WHAT THE HECK?

[ SMOOCHES ]

HOW WAS THAT?

NI-I-CE.

YOU KNOW,

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO THIS,

BUT YOU DO LIKE ME,

RIGHT?

[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE.

AND YOU HATE LITTLE KIDS,

RIGHT?

[ Chuckling ] NI-I-CE.

THEN HOP ON, HANK.

WHOA.

WOW!

WHOA! HOO-HOO-HOO!

WHOO-HOO!

THIS IS AWESOME!

- BET YOU CAN SEE YOUR HOUSE - FROM HERE.

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING

I'VE EVER...

SHIP IS NOW FULLY ARMED.

ARMED?

HEY, W-WHAT'S GOING ON?

DON'T WORRY.

THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN

BEGINS!

UH, CAREFUL, CREE.

YOU DON'T WANT

TO HIT THAT TREE... HOUSE.

[ WHIMPERS ]

SPIT IT OUT!

WHAT DID YOU DO

WITH NUMBUH 2?!

AAAAH!

AAAAH!

JUST GOT TO TAKE CARE

OF THESE K.N. DORKS!

AND THEN WE CAN GET DOWN

TO SOME REAL KISSING.

OKAY, YOU BRATS.

I'M GONNA SEE TO IT

THAT YOU STOP BUGGING ADULTS

ONCE AND FOR ALL!

WHAAAA!

EEE! WHAA!

WHOA! [ GROANS ]

- HEY, - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE.

[ GROWLS ]

LISTEN UP, YOU FREAK!

YOU'VE GOT TILL 3!

OH!

HOW ABOUT UNTIL I COUNT TO 20?

THIS IS TOO EASY.

- UGH! - WE'RE GETTING TOASTED!

WHERE'S NUMBUH 2?

HEY, DON'T WORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.

I'LL HE...

KISSING. NICE.

- TAKE THAT! - AAAH!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

PATHETIC PRETEENS!

WHAT'S UP, SIS?

LITTLE ABBY.

I'VE ALREADY

TAKEN OUT YOUR BRATTY FRIENDS.

I'D BE SCARED

IF I WERE YOU.

AW, GO GET YOURSELF

A BOYFRIEND!

I ALREADY HAVE ONE,

FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

AND HE'S CUTER THAN ANYONE

YOU'LL EVER DATE!

[ GROWLS ]

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

I KNOW ALL OF YOUR MOVES,

ABBY,

BECAUSE I TAUGHT 'EM TO YOU!

UGH!

NOW FOR SOME QUALITY TIME

WITH MY... HUH?!

WHOA!

UGH!

WHO DARES?!

HANK?!

YOUR KISSES MAY BE SWEET,

CREE,

BUT ATTACKING MY FRIENDS

MAKES ME SOUR.

"ATTACKING MY FRIENDS

MAKES ME SOUR"?!

MAN, THAT IS LAME!

HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND.

YOU SEE, CREE,

I ALSO HAVE A SECRET.

[ BOTH GASP ]

HUH?

[ GIGGLES ] HI!

[ GASPS ]

SOMEBODY'S TURNED YOU

INTO THAT FAT SLOB

HOAGIE GILLIGAN!

NAH, FOOL!

HANK IS HOAGIE!

OH! BUT IF HANK IS HOAGIE,

THEN WE...

BUT THAT MEANS THAT I...

WITH...

[ SPITS ]

UGH! EW!

AW, COME ON.

IT WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS IT?

- GOOD WORK - ON APPREHENDING CREE, GUYS.

SHE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE

UP IN THE MOON BASE PRISON.

SEE YOU LATER, SIS!

OH, AND DON'T WORRY.

I'LL MAKE SURE

TO KEEP YOUR CDs

AND YOUR BOYFRIEND

NICE AND SAFE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

ARE YOU CRYING?

OF COURSE NOT.

I'VE JUST GOT SOMETHING

IN MY EYE.

THIS IS CREE

TO MISSION CONTROL.

THEY'RE TAKING ME DIRECTLY

TO THE MOON BASE.

Man: Excellent.

Everything is going

according to plan.

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

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4...

3...

2...

1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR ♪

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