Original subtitles

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY

AND CARTOON NETWORK

THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

YOU DO?!

YEAH!

LET'S HAVE FUN!

YEAH!

WE COULD INVITE

EVERYONE!

♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,

RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪

♪ OH, SO VERY ROUND

AND SUPER CHUNKY ♪

♪ BRINGING LOVE

WHEREVER THEY GO ♪

♪ EVERYONE IS MADE

OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪

♪ OH, RED AND ORANGE

♪ AND PINK AND BLUE

♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,

RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪

♪ WE LOVE YOU

LOOK!

WE FOUND

THE HAPPY CROWN!

[ GRUNTING ]

All: WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?

LET'S HAVE MORE FUN!

WITH EVERYONE!

♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,

RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪

♪ OH, SO VERY ROUND

AND SUPER CHUNKY ♪

- ♪ BRINGING LOVE - WHEREVER THEY GO ♪

♪ EVERYONE IS MADE

OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

[ SOBBING ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ CHEERING ]

I DON'T KNOW.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I KNOW... LET'S SING

AND DANCE LIKE DUMMIES.

♪ BLAH-LA-LA, BLAH-LA-LA

AAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE SAT THROUGH THAT JUNK.

- I THOUGHT - IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I CAN'T WAIT TILL

THE SECOND PART

- OF THE DOUBLE - FEATURE STARTS!

I'D RATHER HAVE

MY ARMS RIPPED OFF

AND JAMMED INTO MY EARS

- THAN SIT THROUGH MORE - OF THAT CRUD.

- OH, IT WASN'T THAT BAD, - NUMBUH 4.

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY

FAITHFUL TO THE BOOK.

THE NEXT ONE'S

ABOUT TO START.

- MIGHT AS WELL - GET IN THERE.

UGH! I'LL SEE

YOU BABIES LATER.

I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT

A REAL MOVIE.

[ CHEERING ]

ONE FOR

THE SPECIAL SCREENING

OF "VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"

PLEASE.

HMM?

THANK YOU.

NOW, THERE'S THE MOVIE FOR ME.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

UH, ONE FOR

THAT VIOLENT MOVIE, PLEASE.

NO, NO CAN DO, KID.

THAT MOVIE IS RATED "R"...

FOR ADULTS ONLY.

STUPID GROWN-UPS

TRYING TO KEEP

THE GOOD STUFF FOR THEMSELVES.

ALL RIGHT!

THAT WAS EASIER THAN I...

OH, GOSH, KIDDO,

- THIS ISN'T - THE MOVIE FOR YOU,

BUT I KNOW JUST

WHERE YOU BELONG.

IN YOU GO,

LITTLE PARTNER.

ENJOY THE SHOW!

[ GASPS ]

LET'S HAVE

SUPER-DUPER MORE FUN

WITH EVERYONE!

RAINBOW MONKEYS ♪

♪ RAINBOW MONKEYS,

Numbuh 4: LET ME OUT OF HERE!

[ GRUNTING ]

Rainbow Monkeys: ♪ EVERYONE

IS MADE OF A BIG RAINBOW ♪

Numbuh 4: STUPID BABY MOVIES!

"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"

PLEASE.

THANK YOU.

WHOA! WHOA!

HI.

[ Deep voice ] ONE FOR

"VIOLENCE: THE MOVIE,"

PLEASE.

ENJOY THE SHOW, ADMIRAL.

THANK YOU, MY GOOD...

WHOA-OHH-OHH!

AAAAAH-OHH!

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

YOUR TICKET, SIR?

GULP.

[ GASPS ]

UM...

- LET ME GET - THAT FOR YOU.

HERE YOU GO.

NOW LET'S GET IN THERE.

- WE DON'T WANT - TO MISS A MINUTE, DO WE?

- [ Normal voice ] - OH, NO WAY.

[ Deep voice ]

SURE THING, FELLOW ADULT.

WOW. IT SURE IS PACKED.

HEY, THERE'S

A COUPLE OF SEATS.

Both:

UH, EXCUSE ME. SORRY.

PARDON ME. EXCUSE US.

YOU KNOW,

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME HERE.

[ Normal voice ]

COOL!

ME TOO.

OH, BOY, OH, BOY!

HERE WE GO.

HEY, WHERE'S THE MOVIE?

MOVIE?!

ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

THE COAST IS CLEAR.

Numbuh 4: [ GASPS ]

MR. WINK AND MR. FIBB?

KNIGHTBRACE?

COUNT SPANKULOT?

THE GREAT PUTTINSKY?

MEGAMOM AND DESTRUCTODAD.

"R" -RATED MOVIES ARE REALLY

SUPERVILLAIN MEETING PLACES?

ISN'T THIS THE COOLEST?

UH, YEAH... REAL COOL.

Leader: OKAY, OKAY,

LET'S GET THIS MEETING STARTED.

TODAY'S TOPIC IS, AS USUAL,

THE UTTER DESTRUCTION

OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.

[ CHEERING ]

SO THE FLOOR IS OPEN.

ANY IDEAS?

COME ON!

- YOU'RE VILLAINS, - FOR PETE'S SAKE.

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME KIND

OF EVIL PLANS OR SOMETHING.

WISH ME LUCK, PAL.

OOH, OOH, OOH!

OH, JEEZ.

ANYBODY ELSE?

I KNOW, I KNOW!

COME ON!

ALL RIGHT.

TOILENATOR, YOU'RE UP.

YES!

I SUGGEST WE,

UH, SOMEHOW CAPTURE ONE

OF THE STUPIDER

KIDS NEXT DOOR.

LIKE NUMBUH 4.

HE'S STUPID.

[ MURMURING AGREEMENT ]

THEY CAN'T BE TALKING ABOUT ME.

IT'S JUST NOT...

WE COULD CAPTURE HIM

AND USE HIM FOR BAIT

TO TRAP THE REST OF THE KIDS

NEXT DOOR

AND DESTROY THEM.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]

SAY, THAT'S NOT A BAD PLAN,

TOILENATOR...

ESPECIALLY THE PART ABOUT

THAT STUPID NUMBUH 4.

[ Deep voice ] UH, CAN I GO

TO THE BATHROOM, PLEASE?

OF COURSE. YOU DON'T HAVE

TO ASK PERMISSION.

YOU'RE NOT A KID, YOU KNOW.

OH, YEAH.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

SORRY.

PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

SORRY.

MY FAULT ENTIRELY.

[ GASPING ]

EXCUSE ME.

WHOA!

AHH!

WHAT?

YOU NEVER SEEN A GUY

GOING TO THE BATHROOM BEFORE?

IT'S THAT STUPID ONE!

GOOD JOB,

BIG BROTHER.

SO, TRYING TO SPY

AT A SUPERSECRET-VILLAINS-ONLY

STRATEGY MEETING, HUH?

ANY LAST REQUESTS,

K.N.-DONE FOR?

[ Normal Voice ]

UM... CHEWY PELLETS?

TYPICAL.

ALL YOU STUPID KIDS

THINK ABOUT IS CANDY.

HEY, CANDY GUY,

GET OVER HERE.

All: OHH!

HERE'S YOUR

CHEWY PELLETS, BRAT.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM.

THEY'LL BE YOUR LAST.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHA?

OHH! OHH!

GET HIM!

HUH?

[ LAUGHS ]

YEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HAW!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

SO LONG, SUCKERS!

NOBODY CALLS ME... STUPID?

AAAH!

OOH!

RAAAH!

[ GRUNTING ]

[ ALL MOANING ]

HA HA!

- HOLD AS MANY CRUDDY MEETINGS - AS YOU WANT,

BUT YOU'RE NO MATCH

FOR NUMBUH 4

OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR!

STUPID ADULTS.

WHAT A BUNCH

OF LOSER... WHOA!

YOU... YOU JERK!

THIS WAS THE BEST DAY

OF MY LIFE!

EVERYONE LOVED MY PLAN,

AND I ACTUALLY THOUGHT

I'D MADE A FRIEND!

BUT NOW MY PLAN IS RUINED

BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT

MY SO-CALLED FRIEND

IS MY GREATEST ENEMY!

SORRY!

SORRY?!

I'M GOING TO FLUSH YOU!

AHHHH!

WHOA! WHOA!

UGH.

[ GROANS ]

I-I DID IT!

I CAPTURED NUMBUH 4!

I'M THE BESTEST,

BESTEST EVER!

YEAH!

YOU OUGHTA BE

IN THE MOVIES.

HUH?

OH, WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT

I'D MAKE A GREAT ACTOR...

YOU KNOW, THE ROMANTIC-LEAD

KIND OF A ROLE,

KIND OF LIKE THAT...

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HATE YOU.

WHOA!

LOOK OUT!

OH, THE PAIN!

AAH!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ GROANING ]

THERE YOU ARE.

- SO, HOW WAS THE MOVIE, - NUMBUH 4?

DID IT HAVE ENOUGH ACTION

FOR YOU?

EH, IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

ADULT MOVIES ARE OVERRATED.

WELL, OUR MOVIE WAS GREAT!

THE RAINBOW MONKEYS FOUND

A MAGIC BOUNCING BALL,

AND THEY BOUNCED IT,

AND THEY WERE HAPPY,

- AND THEN... OH, AND THEN - THEY BOUNCED IT,

AND THEY SANG, AND THEN

THEY WERE EVEN MORE HAPPY.

AND THEN THEY BOUNCED IT,

AND THEY DANCED, TOO!

♪ LA LA LA LA DA DA DA

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA

- All: SURPRISE! - AHHH!

[ SHIVERING ]

[ GASPS ]

YAY! SCARY SURPRISE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NUMBUH 3.

MAKE A WISH.

AND, AS PER

KIDS NEXT DOOR TRADITION,

WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN.

SHE PROBABLY WISHED

TO GO PICK FLOWERS.

YEAH, WITH A PONY.

[ BOTH SNICKERING ]

I KNOW!

I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

NUMBUH 1, SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY

LEAD A MISSION.

CAN, TOO!

CANNOT!

CAN, TOO!

CANNOT!

YOU'D MESS UP THE MISSION

BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED!

[ SOBBING ]

I WANT TO LEAD A MISSION!

UM, ACTUALLY,

IT JUST SO HAPPENS

THAT I KNOW THE PERFECT

SUPERDANGEROUS MISSION

THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

YOU DO?!

WE DO?

Numbuh 1: UM, OF COURSE.

MY ONLY CONCERN IS THAT THIS

MISSION MIGHT BE TOO PERILOUS,

TOO DANGEROUSLY, EXCITINGLY,

THRILLINGLY DANGEROUS.

DO YOU THINK

YOU CAN HANDLE IT?

BRING IT ON!

UGH!

[ GROWLS ]

UGH!

RAH!

MMM!

[ WHISTLES ]

YAY!

[ GRUNTING ]

COME ON! COME ON!

COME ON!

HMM.

[ GROWLS ]

PHEW!

PHEW! PHEW!

NICE PIECE OF WORK,

NUMBUH 1!

MAKING HER THINK

THAT BUYING A KID'S MEAL

IS A MISSION

WAS PRETTY SLICK.

WELL, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

SHE IS A MEMBER OF THE TEAM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL,

WHILE WE'RE WAITING,

SCOOP ME, BABY.

UM... HELLO?

HELLO?!

EXCUSE ME!

HOW MAY I SERVE YOU?

I'M ON A MISSION.

AN IMPORTANT MISSION.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU'D BE PERFECT

FOR ONE OF MY KID'S MEALS.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE!

HAS IT GOT A GOOD SURPRISE?

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, I THINK SO.

[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

WHAT'S TAKING HER SO LONG?

MUST BE A LONG LINE

IN THERE.

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ GROANING ]

AHH!

OW!

UGH!

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

SHE CAN'T EVEN BUY

A LOUSY KID'S MEAL!

[ HUMMING ]

[ GROANS ]

WHAT HAPPENED?

SO, DID YOU LIKE

MY SURPRISE?

[ BELL DINGS ]

OH, GOODY!

MY FIRST CUSTOMER!

WELCOME TO BURGER FRENZY.

HOW MAY I HELP YOU, HMM?

[ INDISTINCT GROWLING ]

ONE KID'S MEAL COMING UP.

DRIVE THROUGH, PLEASE.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

HMM.

- HAVE WE - EATEN HERE BEFORE?

NAH. IT JUST OPENED.

WHY?

WELL, LOOK AT THE SIGN...

"TRY OUR NEW KID'S MEAL."

THAT'S REALLY WEIRD.

MAYBE IT'S A TYPO.

AND HERE YOU

GO-GO-GIDDLY-GO.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

WHO'D WANT

TO EAT A KID?

MAYBE IT'S GOAT MEAT.

COOL.

- CHECK OUT THAT MINIVAN - FULL OF SHARKS.

SHARKS?! SHARKS?!

SHARKS?! SHARKS?!

KIDS NEXT DOOR,

BACK TO THE SHIP!

[ SHOUTING ]

- Numbuh 4: - WHAT WAS I THINKING?

HOW COULD I LET HER

GO IN THERE ALONE?

DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 4.

NUMBUH 3's RESOURCEFUL.

SHE'LL PULL THROUGH.

YEAH, RIGHT.

SHE COULDN'T FIGHT HER WAY

OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.

NUMBUH 2, STEP ON IT!

GET OUT OF THE WAY,

'CAUSE NUMBUH 5

IS GOING FISHING, BABY!

NICE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.

NOW REEL HIM IN.

All: WHOA!

[ GRUNTING ]

NUMBUH 2,

WE NEED ALTITUDE NOW.

ROGER THAT.

NEED... SOME...

HELP UP IN HERE.

I'M ON IT.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

AAAAAH! AAAAAH!

WHOA-A-A! WHOA-A-A!

WHOA!

NUMBUH 4! HOLD ON!

THANKS.

OHH, I THINK I GOT IT!

WHOA, IT'S A BIG ONE,

BUT I GOT IT!

All: WHOA!

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

AAAAH!

HANG ON, NUMBUH 3!

YEE-HAW!

AAAH!

[ GROWLS ]

COME ON, COME ON!

RELOAD IT!

I'M RELOADING IT!

[ GASPS ]

THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE WATER!

TAKE THE SHOT, NUMBUH 5.

TAKE THE SHOT!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

NUMBUH 3!

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, CHESTER, YOU GENIUS,

YOU'VE FINALLY COME UP

WITH A FOOLPROOF PLAN

TO MAKE OODLES OF CASH.

[ LAUGHS ]

AS LONG AS THERE

ARE STUPID KIDS

AND HUNGRY SHARKS,

I'LL BE RICH!

[ LAUGHS ]

HYAH!

OHH!

Y-YOU... MEAL... SHARK.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND

WHAT THIS MEANS?

THEY'LL WANT

THEIR MONEY BACK.

TIME TO FINISH

MY BIRTHDAY MISSION!

THIS TIME

I'LL DEEP-FRY YOU

BEFORE YOU'RE BURGERED!

WHOA! WHA!

HYAH!

OH, MY EYES!

BYE-BYE!

AAAAAAH!

NO!

OHH!

NO! NO!

HOLD THE ONIONS.

CHECK, PLEASE.

OH-HO-HO-HO-HO!

♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA

LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA ♪

[ ALL SHOUTING ]

HI, GUYS!

[ ALL TALKING ]

- WOW! THAT WAS - THE SUPERFUNNEST

EXTRADANGEROUS

BIRTHDAY MISSION EVER!

OH, HO, HO.

WHAT HAPPENED?

[ GASPS ]

OH, NO!

NO! NO!