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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,743 --> 00:00:11,975 What? 2 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:13,276 Shit sucker forgot to leave a key. 3 00:00:13,278 --> 00:00:15,344 Maybe he's home. 4 00:00:15,346 --> 00:00:16,813 No, he's still at work. I just talked to him. 5 00:00:16,815 --> 00:00:18,182 Really? 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:19,283 Yeah, he said he left a key under the mat. 7 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:20,516 Campbell! 8 00:00:20,518 --> 00:00:21,385 - Don't kick the door. - Watch out. 9 00:00:21,387 --> 00:00:22,118 What are you doing? 10 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,688 Oh! Jesus! Fuck! 11 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:28,424 The touch of a child molester, you have. 12 00:00:28,426 --> 00:00:29,659 My god. 13 00:00:29,661 --> 00:00:31,595 Remind me again why we hang out with this guy? 14 00:00:31,597 --> 00:00:34,098 'Cause his apartment's the tits. 15 00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:34,998 Campbell! 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,266 Kind of a gay bedroom. 17 00:00:36,268 --> 00:00:38,568 I don't know what's going on in there. 18 00:00:39,104 --> 00:00:39,836 Oh! 19 00:00:40,939 --> 00:00:42,772 Would you look at this?! 20 00:00:42,774 --> 00:00:45,442 This is where i hang the heads 21 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:46,909 of all the snowmen i kill. 22 00:00:47,780 --> 00:00:49,012 Pretty good, right? 23 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:50,080 That's a good campbell impression. 24 00:00:50,082 --> 00:00:51,281 - Hey. - Thank you. 25 00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:52,748 Till the shit stains our socks. 26 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:54,818 You're never gonna let me forget that, are you? 27 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:55,985 Mmm. 28 00:00:55,987 --> 00:00:58,122 It's classic morgan. 29 00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,058 Whoo! 30 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,593 Okay, campbell. This is nice. 31 00:01:03,595 --> 00:01:06,130 Yeah. All this after him and his banker buddies 32 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:07,630 sodomized the economy into submission. 33 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,532 Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was consensual, bro. 34 00:01:09,534 --> 00:01:11,267 I mean, the market decided. 35 00:01:11,269 --> 00:01:13,035 Seriously, though, this is insane. 36 00:01:13,037 --> 00:01:15,672 I mean, i didn't think he had this much scratch. 37 00:01:15,674 --> 00:01:17,907 This place must have cost a fortune. 38 00:01:17,909 --> 00:01:19,376 Yeah, but it pays for itself 39 00:01:19,378 --> 00:01:21,445 with all the pussy it rakes in, man. 40 00:01:21,447 --> 00:01:23,446 Well, assuming you pay for pussy. 41 00:01:23,448 --> 00:01:25,014 Everybody pays for pussy, and pussy's expensive. 42 00:01:25,016 --> 00:01:26,383 Very true. 43 00:01:27,418 --> 00:01:28,919 You ready for round two, man? 44 00:01:28,921 --> 00:01:30,119 - Ahh. - Round two, baby. 45 00:01:30,121 --> 00:01:31,354 You are a madman. 46 00:01:31,356 --> 00:01:32,455 Don't miss the bell for round two. 47 00:01:32,457 --> 00:01:33,723 Don't you miss that bell, 48 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:35,425 'cause when i'm in the city, morgan, 49 00:01:35,427 --> 00:01:37,528 i like to let my goose loose. 50 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,496 - I like to let my goose loose. - Yeah, i know. 51 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:41,632 - And see where my goose flies. - I know all about your goose. 52 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,567 Just let it go, man. Just let your little goose go! 53 00:01:43,569 --> 00:01:44,967 I've seen your goose too many times. 54 00:01:46,237 --> 00:01:48,404 Wow. What is it about a hard day's work 55 00:01:48,406 --> 00:01:51,475 that makes what you do afterwards 56 00:01:51,477 --> 00:01:53,844 so just rewarding, you know? 57 00:01:53,846 --> 00:01:58,317 Yeah, you know, how was work today, nick? 58 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:02,519 Wow. Maybe i was asking you. 59 00:02:02,521 --> 00:02:05,588 Maybe i wanted to know what that felt like, man. 60 00:02:05,590 --> 00:02:07,291 You know, not everyone's always thinking about themselves. 61 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:09,125 I didn't mean it that way, okay? 62 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:10,661 No, you're right, though. 63 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,161 I don't have a job, so i shouldn't feel good about this. 64 00:02:12,163 --> 00:02:13,229 I should in no way feel worried about it. 65 00:02:13,231 --> 00:02:14,498 - Oh, stop! - Shit, sorry. 66 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,132 Stop what? I'm just saying the truth. 67 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,400 You have a job. I don't. 68 00:02:17,402 --> 00:02:18,668 You should feel good about yourself. 69 00:02:18,670 --> 00:02:20,536 I shouldn't. That's only fair. 70 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:22,371 I don't feel good about myself, okay? 71 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:25,108 I'm sorry, nick. I hate my job. 72 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,943 This is not rewarding. 73 00:02:26,945 --> 00:02:29,279 This is... sad. 74 00:02:30,915 --> 00:02:33,316 So, we're both failures? 75 00:02:33,318 --> 00:02:34,817 I knew there was a reason we hung out. 76 00:02:34,819 --> 00:02:36,553 I thought it was just because of your rosy disposition. 77 00:02:36,555 --> 00:02:38,454 It turns out it's because we have so much in common. 78 00:02:38,456 --> 00:02:39,822 - Exactly, we're failures. - Makes sense. 79 00:02:39,824 --> 00:02:41,291 Yeah, we're failures. I'm gonna smoke a joint. 80 00:02:41,293 --> 00:02:42,625 No, no, no. Come on. 81 00:02:42,627 --> 00:02:43,560 Let's wait for, uh, campbell to get here. 82 00:02:43,562 --> 00:02:44,928 Go fuck yourself, man! 83 00:02:44,930 --> 00:02:46,395 You're gonna make me feel shitty about my life, 84 00:02:46,397 --> 00:02:48,264 you're gonna tell me i'm a failure, 85 00:02:48,266 --> 00:02:49,766 and then you're not gonna let me smoke some weed and forget about it? 86 00:02:49,768 --> 00:02:51,201 - Go fuck yourself. - Aww, what a poor baby. 87 00:02:51,203 --> 00:02:52,835 Go ahead, smoke you weed. 88 00:02:52,837 --> 00:02:54,004 Make you feel better. 89 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,540 And should i make enough weasel jam for two? 90 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:59,142 Well, i'll smoke some if you offer. 91 00:02:59,144 --> 00:03:00,143 That's right. Yeah. 92 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,745 Failures together. 93 00:03:01,747 --> 00:03:02,979 - Yo. - Yo? 94 00:03:02,981 --> 00:03:04,513 - Yo. - Yo? 95 00:03:04,515 --> 00:03:08,084 I don't recognize any of the people in these pictures. 96 00:03:08,086 --> 00:03:10,053 Maybe you have face blindness. 97 00:03:10,055 --> 00:03:11,421 Face blindness? No. 98 00:03:11,423 --> 00:03:14,056 T-t-these photos aren't of campbell 99 00:03:14,058 --> 00:03:17,060 or anybody in his family. 100 00:03:18,764 --> 00:03:22,566 Campbell leaves in the generic photos he buys with the frames. 101 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:24,268 It's sense of humor, morg. 102 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,668 I guess i don't understand comedy. 103 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:27,036 That coupled with the fact 104 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:28,437 that he has a really unsavory family life. 105 00:03:28,439 --> 00:03:29,873 I guess so. 106 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:31,475 I mean, a lot you can learn about a guy's past 107 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:32,241 just from the pictures in his room, you know? 108 00:03:32,243 --> 00:03:33,609 It's just weird. 109 00:03:33,611 --> 00:03:35,512 That's why you always run out the play, buddy. 110 00:03:35,514 --> 00:03:37,283 You never know what's gonna happen. 111 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,429 Nick! 112 00:03:53,699 --> 00:03:54,898 Oh, my god! 113 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,333 Listen, i think we have the wrong apartment. 114 00:03:56,335 --> 00:03:57,733 We thought this was... 115 00:03:57,735 --> 00:03:58,935 ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, she's cute! 116 00:03:58,937 --> 00:04:00,640 What is she, a westie? 117 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:59,796 ♪ Forgot all the shit you used to talk about ♪ 118 00:04:59,798 --> 00:05:08,105 ♪ i can't hear you anymore ♪ 119 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:15,878 ♪ you put your demons on the walls of us ♪ 120 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:23,887 ♪ you wasted time that wasn't yours ♪ 121 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:31,894 ♪ it's been awhile since i put my hand out ♪ 122 00:05:31,896 --> 00:05:39,870 ♪ i've taken time to hate some more ♪ 123 00:05:39,872 --> 00:05:47,911 ♪ it's hard to watch you make your offering ♪ 124 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:53,686 ♪ it's even harder to ignore ♪ 125 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:37,293 morgan? 126 00:06:37,295 --> 00:06:41,600 You know you're not supposed to be doing that, right? 127 00:06:45,437 --> 00:06:48,074 Good. 128 00:06:50,108 --> 00:06:51,875 'Cause the harold shipment just came in, 129 00:06:51,877 --> 00:06:53,610 so get your ass over to the warehouse. 130 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:56,149 What do you say? 131 00:07:39,093 --> 00:07:44,958 Subtitles by explosiveskull 132 00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:54,937 ♪ i got a lust for life ♪ 133 00:07:54,939 --> 00:07:58,774 ♪ and a dangerous mind ♪ 134 00:07:58,776 --> 00:08:02,579 ♪ in my trail of dust ♪ 135 00:08:02,581 --> 00:08:06,048 ♪ who knows what you'll find? ♪ 136 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:10,387 ♪ Well, i can take a tree ♪ 137 00:08:10,389 --> 00:08:14,291 ♪ and tear it from its roots ♪ 138 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,526 ♪ if you see me ♪ 139 00:08:17,528 --> 00:08:21,731 ♪ i suggest you move ♪ 140 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:25,702 ♪ we're full-grown men ♪ 141 00:08:25,704 --> 00:08:29,606 ♪ though we act like kids ♪ 142 00:08:29,608 --> 00:08:33,509 ♪ but we'll face the music ♪ 143 00:08:33,511 --> 00:08:37,847 ♪ next time we roll in ♪ 144 00:08:37,849 --> 00:08:40,617 ed, can you ask that girl over there for a cigarette? 145 00:08:40,619 --> 00:08:42,451 Why? 146 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:44,219 Cigarettes are cool. 147 00:08:44,221 --> 00:08:47,592 So is this book. Just get it yourself. 148 00:08:51,229 --> 00:08:52,295 I'll give you 10 bucks. 149 00:08:52,297 --> 00:08:54,531 You can get a whole pack for 10 bucks. 150 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:56,565 Considering your financial situation, 151 00:08:56,567 --> 00:08:58,568 that would not be a sound investment. 152 00:08:58,570 --> 00:09:00,170 Sound investment. 153 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:02,004 Chapter four... sound investments. 154 00:09:02,006 --> 00:09:03,573 You just finish that chapter? 155 00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:06,075 What about supply and demand, you condescending fuck? 156 00:09:06,077 --> 00:09:08,210 Why can't you just go over there yourself? 157 00:09:08,212 --> 00:09:10,046 Why can't i go over there myself? 158 00:09:10,048 --> 00:09:14,283 Because that's daniella delbusso over there. 159 00:09:14,285 --> 00:09:16,853 Can't exactly go ask her for a cigarette 160 00:09:16,855 --> 00:09:19,189 given the terms upon which we ended our relationship. 161 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,491 - So ask somebody else. - You see anyone else smoking? 162 00:09:21,493 --> 00:09:23,459 Can't exactly go around asking strangers for cigarettes. 163 00:09:23,461 --> 00:09:25,628 I might as well... might as well try to score some crack 164 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:27,065 while i'm at it. 165 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:31,568 I'm all bent out of shape. See, this is what they do. 166 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,036 They get you all worked up 167 00:09:33,038 --> 00:09:35,004 about the stigma that goes along with being a smoker, 168 00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:37,607 your nerves are all shot, and you need a bud even worse. 169 00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:39,845 Makes you feel like a junkie, ed! 170 00:09:41,580 --> 00:09:43,479 I feel like a junkie. 171 00:09:47,152 --> 00:09:49,853 Thank you. 172 00:09:49,855 --> 00:09:52,287 So, did she ask about me? 173 00:09:52,289 --> 00:09:53,656 Yeah. 174 00:09:53,658 --> 00:09:55,724 She asked why you couldn't just go over there yourself. 175 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:02,965 That bitch has a lot of nerve. 176 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:06,268 My p.o. says i'm not supposed to be around immature situations. 177 00:10:06,270 --> 00:10:09,071 I'm going to the city. Morgan's waiting. Let's go. 178 00:10:09,073 --> 00:10:12,675 Nah, i don't really feel like it today, man. 179 00:10:12,677 --> 00:10:15,244 Working on a base here. 180 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:17,479 All right. Give me your keys. 181 00:10:17,481 --> 00:10:20,983 I can't. My mom has work tonight. 182 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:23,219 Okay, fucking drive me to the train station. 183 00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:26,022 - Let's go. - All right, after this chapter. 184 00:10:26,024 --> 00:10:27,757 What? 185 00:10:27,759 --> 00:10:30,493 Buy low, sell high. Poor people are lazy. 186 00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:32,462 Come on, motherfucker! 187 00:10:33,631 --> 00:10:36,167 Ooh! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 188 00:10:41,405 --> 00:10:45,441 Wow. There it is. 189 00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:49,212 It's perfect. 190 00:10:49,214 --> 00:10:52,081 So, on the price, is that a hard number, 191 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:54,052 or is there some w-wiggle? 192 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:58,722 Um, do you take debit? 193 00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:00,489 I sometimes think you're smarter 194 00:11:00,491 --> 00:11:01,824 just living on the streets, 195 00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:03,892 living off what man leaves behind, you know? 196 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,795 Nobody's saying it's your fault, man. 197 00:11:05,797 --> 00:11:07,162 I mean, it's hard to say 198 00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:08,831 what a guy like me would have gone through 199 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,733 had i not had the support network i did. 200 00:11:10,735 --> 00:11:13,268 Morgan. 201 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:18,108 Hey, i'm like a third of the way there. 202 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,410 You get all the holes punched, you get one for free. 203 00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:24,079 Sandwich. Good sandwiches. 204 00:11:24,081 --> 00:11:25,681 It's a free country, and we become accustomed 205 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:27,883 to hanging out at the same places, but it's a big beach. 206 00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,118 - That's all i'm saying. - Right. 207 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,353 So, she either followed me there... 208 00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:32,155 that doesn't sound like daniella. 209 00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:35,257 ...or she saw me, and then she strategically positioned herself 210 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,694 in front of us, which, i'm sorry, that's sad. 211 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,496 Shitsucker forgot to leave a key. 212 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,835 Remind me again why we hang out with campbell. 213 00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:46,636 Oh, what are you doing? Don't do that. 214 00:11:46,638 --> 00:11:47,771 Just knock on the door. 215 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,671 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 216 00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:51,206 What are you gonna do? Hey! Oh! 217 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:52,876 We're in the wrong apartment. We thought this was... 218 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,777 oh, she's cute! 219 00:11:54,779 --> 00:11:56,579 What is she, a westie? 220 00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:04,253 ♪ You kept me out of trouble ♪ 221 00:12:04,255 --> 00:12:06,623 ♪ as much as you could stand ♪ 222 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,324 ♪ well, i don't blame you ♪ 223 00:12:09,326 --> 00:12:12,728 ♪ if he lies in your bed ♪ 224 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:15,864 ♪ and puts lies in your head ♪ 225 00:12:15,866 --> 00:12:18,634 ♪ if he interrupts a feeling ♪ 226 00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:21,237 ♪ that he cannot comprehend ♪ 227 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:22,704 ♪ i guess it's me, me, me ♪ 228 00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:24,007 please hurry. 229 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:27,609 His nose is bleeding really bad. 230 00:12:27,611 --> 00:12:29,546 I think he's on coke. 231 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:33,116 ♪ But i could not speak up ♪ 232 00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:35,919 ♪ well, i don't judge you ♪ 233 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,954 ♪ if you just won't give up ♪ 234 00:12:38,956 --> 00:12:42,157 - ♪ and you just won't give in ♪ - whoa! Aah! 235 00:12:42,159 --> 00:12:45,161 ♪ Then let him drink himself to sleep ♪ 236 00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:47,696 ♪ and wonder where he's been ♪ 237 00:12:47,698 --> 00:12:50,733 ♪ i guess it's me, me, me ♪ 238 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:53,636 ♪ yes, it's me, me, me ♪ 239 00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:58,778 ♪ god, it's me, me, me, me, me ♪ 240 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:04,082 go! Go! 241 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:09,120 See you in hell, shitsucker! 242 00:13:24,501 --> 00:13:27,173 Midwood! 243 00:13:28,706 --> 00:13:31,007 Campbell was with you? He was the other guy? 244 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:32,208 Wait, what other guy? 245 00:13:32,210 --> 00:13:33,709 They said there was another guy. 246 00:13:33,711 --> 00:13:36,778 No. No. That's weird. I was... i was alone. 247 00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,147 Then what's this about campbell? 248 00:13:38,149 --> 00:13:39,848 Well, i thought it was his apartment. 249 00:13:39,850 --> 00:13:41,383 You thought campbell was living there? 250 00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,118 Yeah, that's why i was waiting for him. 251 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:44,454 But you didn't wait, morgan. 252 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,022 Well, i had to go to the bathroom, mom! 253 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,790 - Oh. - That's from you. 254 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:50,126 Well, why didn't you go to the starbucks or something? 255 00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:51,460 I mean, they're pretty clean. 256 00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:52,962 Maybe you got to get a coffee or cookie. 257 00:13:52,964 --> 00:13:54,329 - Yeah. - Their wraps aren't so bad. 258 00:13:54,331 --> 00:13:56,132 Well, it just sort of crept up on me, dad. 259 00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,367 Well, that happens. 260 00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,469 To you two it happens, not to me. 261 00:13:59,471 --> 00:14:01,704 Look, i feel dumb, mom. 262 00:14:01,706 --> 00:14:02,939 I'm sorry, okay? 263 00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,741 Campbell forgot to leave me a key. 264 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:06,309 I just really had to go so bad. 265 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:09,512 - It wasn't his apartment. - Yeah, i got confused. 266 00:14:09,514 --> 00:14:11,147 - From the drugs. - No. No. 267 00:14:11,149 --> 00:14:13,449 I just forgot, okay? The city's big. 268 00:14:13,451 --> 00:14:16,151 Well, didn't you write down the address? 269 00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:17,786 - No, i didn't. - Also from you. 270 00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:19,188 Are you getting mad at me? 271 00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,857 'Cause you know what? I did not do anything. 272 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:23,358 Look, i really thought i-i knew where it was, okay? 273 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,460 I forgot. I'm... i'm sorry. I feel stupid. 274 00:14:25,462 --> 00:14:27,597 No, stupid. I'll tell you what was stupid. 275 00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:30,432 What was stupid was threatening the man with a golf club. 276 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,002 How many times have i told you? Men do not use weapons. 277 00:14:33,004 --> 00:14:34,203 Men use their hands! 278 00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:35,704 Dad, i wasn't gonna do anything. 279 00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:38,174 - Men use their hands! - I wasn't gonna do anything! 280 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,876 Okay! He gets it! We all get it! 281 00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:43,012 Your father and i think it would be best 282 00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,247 if you moved home for a while. 283 00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:45,248 What? 284 00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,783 At least until you show some motivation, 285 00:14:47,785 --> 00:14:49,352 some concept of responsibility. 286 00:14:49,354 --> 00:14:51,153 Oh, my god. Dad, i work really hard. 287 00:14:51,155 --> 00:14:52,854 Not for the money i pay you, you don't. 288 00:14:52,856 --> 00:14:56,758 And, by the way, i'm not gonna keep shelling out more money 289 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:00,629 for your rent every month, not with this trial coming up. 290 00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:01,964 I mean, a trial?! 291 00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,099 Do you have any idea how much a lawyer costs? 292 00:15:04,101 --> 00:15:06,268 No, you're gonna stay home with us. That's it. 293 00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,970 Your mother and i can keep an eye on you. 294 00:15:07,972 --> 00:15:09,705 I think there's a curve to the left here. 295 00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,040 I see it! 296 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,474 I'm just saying you got to watch out for it, 297 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,076 because they're coming around the blind spot. 298 00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,411 This is why i drive, because i can see it! 299 00:15:15,413 --> 00:15:16,945 I understand that, but i can't see it. 300 00:15:16,947 --> 00:15:18,647 I know! 301 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:16,839 Wake up, karla. 302 00:16:16,841 --> 00:16:18,440 Wake up. 303 00:16:18,442 --> 00:16:20,609 - Hmm? - Hey, sweetie. 304 00:16:20,611 --> 00:16:23,246 - I'm sorry for waking you. - Hey. 305 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,815 It's been a long day. 306 00:16:25,817 --> 00:16:27,016 Yeah. 307 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:30,619 Is everything... oh, my god. 308 00:16:30,621 --> 00:16:32,522 What... what happened to your eye? 309 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:34,190 Oh, no. Nothing. It's okay. 310 00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:37,593 There was this asshole box in the warehouse. 311 00:16:38,596 --> 00:16:41,263 It's fine now. Everything's fine. 312 00:16:41,265 --> 00:16:43,699 - Morgan? - What? 313 00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,167 Am i not cute anymore? 314 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:47,969 I thought it might make me look tough. 315 00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:50,772 Is my symmetry off? 316 00:16:50,774 --> 00:16:52,908 'Cause you can knock me in the other eye if you want. 317 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:53,975 No. 318 00:16:53,977 --> 00:16:56,945 It's just... 319 00:16:56,947 --> 00:16:58,381 what? 320 00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:02,417 - I have to get up so early. - Oh. 321 00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:07,090 This big presentation tomorrow, and my bed is so tiny. 322 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,690 I understand. 323 00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:11,529 I just really need a good night's sleep. 324 00:17:14,965 --> 00:17:16,498 I love you. 325 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,302 I love you. 326 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:22,205 - Good night, sweetie. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,348 Bye. 328 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,117 - Ooh! - Hah! 329 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:10,585 What are you doing?! 330 00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:12,854 I just feel weird about being on the bed right now. 331 00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:15,257 That's all. He didn't even take off his shoes. 332 00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:17,496 Let's not talk about him. 333 00:18:24,935 --> 00:18:27,569 How'd you get your underwear back on the same way? 334 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,640 Just worry about getting them off. 335 00:18:32,743 --> 00:18:36,946 Come on. 336 00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:39,282 Campbell. 337 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,238 That's why campbell told us the wrong apartment, 338 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,907 so he could sneak off and bang karla! 339 00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:06,209 That slick fuck. 340 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,376 Real slick. 341 00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:10,379 Maybe you just forgot where it was. 342 00:19:10,381 --> 00:19:13,149 Nah, nah, nah. I'm pretty sure he told me 54. 343 00:19:13,151 --> 00:19:17,156 We went to 45! 344 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:20,189 Backwards. 345 00:19:20,191 --> 00:19:21,790 You said you had been there before. 346 00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:23,692 Yeah, i did say i'd been there before, 347 00:19:23,694 --> 00:19:25,428 and, yes, i had been there before. 348 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,697 But, no, i don't recall what the place looked like. 349 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,665 Look, we're getting dangerously off topic here. 350 00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:33,134 What is this, princess cut? 351 00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:34,804 Give me that! 352 00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:37,373 Where's the tv? 353 00:19:37,375 --> 00:19:40,242 I mean, you had to have known i'd see that. 354 00:19:40,244 --> 00:19:42,444 Why do you pretend like these things aren't happening? 355 00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:44,346 I wasn't pretending. I was listening. 356 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:45,780 Just listening about karla. 357 00:19:45,782 --> 00:19:47,749 And listening to what campbell did to us, man. 358 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:50,018 What the fuck did you do with my television? 359 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,754 Bail, buddy. 360 00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:53,555 Bail costs money. 361 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:55,091 Yeah, and you didn't even bail me out. 362 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,558 I tried, though! 363 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,094 I went all the way in there and everything, man! 364 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,228 I had to borrow ed's mom's car. She called in sick. 365 00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:01,529 No. No. You shouldn't have done that. 366 00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,164 That wasn't smart, nick. That was reckless. 367 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,333 With your record... 368 00:20:04,335 --> 00:20:05,767 i'd do anything for you, morgan. 369 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,003 Eh, you know that. 370 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,006 And i appreciate it, man. I really do, but... 371 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:11,774 if that family had seen you... 372 00:20:11,776 --> 00:20:12,842 that's the thing. 373 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,610 That motherfucker was in there, too. 374 00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,211 Still had the pinstripes on and everything, thank god, 375 00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:18,180 or else i probably wouldn't even have recognized him. 376 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,649 Holy crap. 377 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,218 I know... he looked me right in the eyes, too. 378 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,719 For a split second, eye contact. 379 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:26,055 - How much did you get for it? - For what? 380 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:27,422 The tv. 381 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,225 - Can we... can we buy it back? - No, no, no, no. 382 00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:31,693 Unfortunately, i had to take care of the other issue 383 00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:33,261 that arose from today's confusion, 384 00:20:33,263 --> 00:20:35,498 which, i just want to be clear, was campbell's fault. 385 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,966 What other issue? 386 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,302 $400 worth of weasel jam. 387 00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:42,203 You know, i thought you might have been able 388 00:20:42,205 --> 00:20:43,639 to suck that one up 389 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,440 considering i was the one sitting in jail for it. 390 00:20:45,442 --> 00:20:46,776 I'd have been happy to, morg. 391 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,777 But the fact remains it wasn't my weed, 392 00:20:48,779 --> 00:20:50,746 and ditto's not one to be kept waiting. 393 00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:52,414 - Ditto? - Especially considering 394 00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:54,517 the interest i've accrued through the years. 395 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,318 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's ditto? 396 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,688 - You know ditto. - No, i don't know ditto. 397 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:02,357 And you know how you should know that i don't know who ditto is? 398 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:04,492 Because i just said, "who's ditto?" 399 00:21:04,494 --> 00:21:07,595 Ditto, along with being my chief marijuana supplier, 400 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,731 also got kicked out of high school 401 00:21:09,733 --> 00:21:12,267 for stabbing mrs. Nichols with a protractor. 402 00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:14,670 And i can't really speak about mrs. Nichols' social habits, 403 00:21:14,672 --> 00:21:16,639 but i have a hard time believing she was in to ditto 404 00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:18,540 - for more than i am. - How much? 405 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,676 Well, like i said, including interest... 406 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:24,416 - will you just fucking tell me?! - The tv almost covered it. 407 00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:46,302 Did you even try to bail me out? 408 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,138 I mean, did you... did you even come? 409 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,305 Wow! 410 00:21:50,307 --> 00:21:52,007 Really? 411 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:55,244 Wow! I'm not even gonna answer that question. 412 00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:59,180 That's sick. Wow! Wow! 413 00:22:01,818 --> 00:22:04,253 You know, morgan, 414 00:22:04,255 --> 00:22:06,921 i think you might be letting the frustrations of the day, 415 00:22:06,923 --> 00:22:11,126 however warranted, be a little bit misdirected. 416 00:22:11,128 --> 00:22:12,761 Campbell is fucking karla. 417 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:15,430 I hate to put it in those terms, but that's just the way it is. 418 00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:19,704 So, i think we know who can and cannot be trusted here. 419 00:23:25,836 --> 00:23:28,336 I did some thinking last night. 420 00:23:28,338 --> 00:23:29,671 Nick. 421 00:23:29,673 --> 00:23:32,007 No, i did some thinking about what you said, 422 00:23:32,009 --> 00:23:34,343 about how everything in your life sucks. 423 00:23:34,345 --> 00:23:35,710 I was really upset. 424 00:23:35,712 --> 00:23:38,013 And this doesn't catch me off guard, man. 425 00:23:38,015 --> 00:23:39,148 I know you. 426 00:23:39,150 --> 00:23:40,949 I know when things are getting you down. 427 00:23:40,951 --> 00:23:42,718 Okay, you don't have to say any more. 428 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,987 And i know when you feel down, i start feeling down. 429 00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,956 So, you're down, i'm down, everyone's down. 430 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,824 But feeling down isn't helping any of these problems. 431 00:23:49,826 --> 00:23:52,228 I mean, i don't know who's at fault here, 432 00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:53,895 but i'm starting to think... 433 00:23:53,897 --> 00:23:56,664 i'm starting to think you might think i'm partly responsible 434 00:23:56,666 --> 00:23:58,033 for what's been going on. 435 00:23:58,035 --> 00:24:02,073 Okay. Right. What are you trying to say? 436 00:24:03,106 --> 00:24:08,710 My mom's away, and my little sister's having a pool party. 437 00:24:08,712 --> 00:24:12,550 I think you should come by after work. 438 00:24:23,627 --> 00:24:26,128 You know what we need? 439 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:28,264 We need one of those motivational posters right here. 440 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,599 I think that could really turn things around, morgan. 441 00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,036 Too bouncy? 442 00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:36,238 We don't make them in varying degrees of bounciness, sir, 443 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,140 so i think maybe... 444 00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:39,975 i'm sorry? 445 00:24:39,977 --> 00:24:42,311 I-i just don't... no offense, sir, 446 00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:45,547 but i don't think a man your age should be jumping on the bed. 447 00:24:45,549 --> 00:24:48,517 I know it's none of my business, sir, 448 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:51,620 but, uh... but bottom line is, 449 00:24:51,622 --> 00:24:53,188 we can't be held responsible 450 00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:57,359 for injuries you incur while jumping on the bed. 451 00:24:57,361 --> 00:24:58,693 Because it's a bed. 452 00:24:58,695 --> 00:25:01,765 You're supposed to be lying down on it. 453 00:25:03,634 --> 00:25:05,567 Okay. Eh... oh! 454 00:25:05,569 --> 00:25:09,037 Have you contacted the company that sold you the ceiling fan? 455 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:13,642 Because maybe, maybe, maybe if it wasn't spinning so fast, 456 00:25:13,644 --> 00:25:16,580 you wouldn't need all those goddamn stitches! 457 00:25:28,092 --> 00:25:31,763 - Hey, can you help me? - Probably. 458 00:25:34,965 --> 00:25:38,035 - Hey, morgan. - Shut the fuck up. 459 00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:47,077 Excuse me. Do you... morgan? 460 00:25:48,645 --> 00:25:50,546 It's me. It's dave. 461 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,581 What's going on, man? 462 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:53,582 Dave. 463 00:25:53,584 --> 00:25:54,850 Dave. 464 00:25:54,852 --> 00:25:57,452 Nothing much, man. Just working away. 465 00:25:57,454 --> 00:25:58,453 Here? 466 00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:00,555 They let you smoke in here? 467 00:26:00,557 --> 00:26:02,324 Nope. 468 00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:03,491 Morgan. 469 00:26:03,493 --> 00:26:05,494 - Courtney? - Yeah. 470 00:26:05,496 --> 00:26:07,363 Oh, my god. Have you seen dave? 471 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,331 Yeah, we're here together. 472 00:26:09,333 --> 00:26:11,699 Why? 473 00:26:11,701 --> 00:26:13,102 We're getting married. 474 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,036 Married? 475 00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:16,838 How long have you two been dating? 476 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,574 Uh, six months, but felt like the right time, you know? 477 00:26:19,576 --> 00:26:20,909 Six months. 478 00:26:20,911 --> 00:26:22,745 Yep. How long have you and karla... 479 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,813 nine years. What do you do for work, dave? 480 00:26:24,815 --> 00:26:26,047 Oh, real estate. 481 00:26:26,049 --> 00:26:28,150 Hey, are you still writing? 482 00:26:28,152 --> 00:26:30,084 'Cause my mom said that your mom said that you applied 483 00:26:30,086 --> 00:26:31,286 to some grad school in iowa? 484 00:26:31,288 --> 00:26:32,988 Six months. Jesus. 485 00:26:32,990 --> 00:26:34,590 What happened to your eye, morgan? 486 00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:37,526 Oh, high lie accident. You know, the thing with the... 487 00:26:37,528 --> 00:26:39,161 hey, do you have a card? 488 00:26:39,163 --> 00:26:40,728 'Cause i got a ton of clients who have square footage to fill. 489 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,064 I'd be more than happy... 490 00:26:42,066 --> 00:26:43,731 did you guys even talk in high school? 491 00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,133 How is karla? 492 00:26:45,135 --> 00:26:46,535 I mean, did you guys even know each other? 493 00:26:46,537 --> 00:26:47,769 Do you have a card? 494 00:26:47,771 --> 00:26:49,738 No, i don't have a fucking card. 495 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,472 Fucking asshole. 496 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:58,613 Hey, careful. 497 00:26:58,615 --> 00:27:04,353 Three words... social net-working. 498 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:09,525 Face friends, tweeter, halo, whatever it is... ring a bell? 499 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:12,193 It's the sound of the future. 500 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:15,064 I mean, we are in the shit, economically. 501 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,665 You know, houston, we got a problem. 502 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:18,967 Beam me up, scotty. 503 00:27:18,969 --> 00:27:21,135 You know, you win some, you lose some. 504 00:27:21,137 --> 00:27:23,037 Guess what. We are losing some. 505 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:25,039 And the only way out of this muck 506 00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,241 is fresh, fast forward thinking. 507 00:27:27,243 --> 00:27:29,644 You know, when i started as a young man, 508 00:27:29,646 --> 00:27:31,747 it was all about having something to sell. 509 00:27:31,749 --> 00:27:35,718 I started out as a waiter in the city... diners, coffee shops... 510 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,219 and i saved enough money to buy this store, 511 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:41,523 and my family hasn't wanted for a single thing 512 00:27:41,525 --> 00:27:42,757 not one day since. 513 00:27:42,759 --> 00:27:44,226 I'm very proud of that. 514 00:27:44,228 --> 00:27:47,796 I mean, to provide for the people you love the most 515 00:27:47,798 --> 00:27:50,865 by selling things that fill people's bellies 516 00:27:50,867 --> 00:27:54,870 or make people comfortable or whatever it is, 517 00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:56,505 a little bit of happiness to give to people 518 00:27:56,507 --> 00:28:01,410 in an otherwise very sad world, but times have changed. 519 00:28:01,412 --> 00:28:04,580 And now it's about making friends on a computer. 520 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:08,116 You know, getting people to follow you. 521 00:28:08,118 --> 00:28:12,587 It's back to the playground, really, for good or for ill. 522 00:28:12,589 --> 00:28:15,324 I mean, business is like an ocean, and we're a sailboat. 523 00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:18,494 And there's an idle wind, and we're just sitting there. 524 00:28:18,496 --> 00:28:22,767 And if you stay put, you sink. 525 00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:26,301 Look, uh, come on. 526 00:28:26,303 --> 00:28:30,671 Somebody come on up here and... and get this ball rolling. 527 00:28:30,673 --> 00:28:31,840 Will ya? 528 00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:34,742 What do you say? 529 00:28:34,744 --> 00:28:36,880 Anyone? 530 00:28:52,229 --> 00:28:54,798 Now you're starting to get it. 531 00:29:06,442 --> 00:29:08,977 Some cocksucker's banging my girlfriend. 532 00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:14,149 ♪ Johnny's got a bottle of wine ♪ 533 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:15,851 i wonder where my mom gets off 534 00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:17,920 buying my sister a nice car like this. 535 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:19,822 Mimi's going to college. 536 00:29:19,824 --> 00:29:20,889 Exactly! 537 00:29:20,891 --> 00:29:22,891 Another expense all on its own. 538 00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:24,526 Two wrongs make a right? No. 539 00:29:24,528 --> 00:29:27,429 Anyway, you got see this baby in the black bather. 540 00:29:27,431 --> 00:29:30,032 I mean, you know how i love black bathers. 541 00:29:30,034 --> 00:29:32,100 I've always been a sucker for 'em. 542 00:29:32,102 --> 00:29:34,169 But she just takes the cakes. 543 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:36,103 Seriously, even in a clown suit, 544 00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,739 this girl would be giving me blood flow. 545 00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:41,809 Look at these slapdicks. 546 00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:44,078 What's up, boys? 547 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,913 Oh, get the fuck out of here! 548 00:29:45,915 --> 00:29:47,516 - Stop! Stop! Stop! - No, dude! Come on! 549 00:29:47,518 --> 00:29:49,817 - Stop! Stop the fucking car! - They're like 10 years old, bro! 550 00:29:49,819 --> 00:29:51,018 Yeah, good. Fucking die like that. 551 00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,120 What are you doing?! 552 00:29:52,122 --> 00:29:55,023 Whew. 553 00:29:55,025 --> 00:29:57,929 So, you're gonna protect him? 554 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:03,966 No, he's he's on parole. 555 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:06,301 Does one more thing wrong, he goes to federal. 556 00:30:06,303 --> 00:30:10,104 I can't believe those kids snorted acne medicine. 557 00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,007 They thought it was ritalin. 558 00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:14,276 Well, i hope he appreciates it. 559 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:15,744 He does. 560 00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:17,546 And karla? 561 00:30:17,548 --> 00:30:19,648 And karla. 562 00:30:19,650 --> 00:30:20,982 What are you gonna do? 563 00:30:20,984 --> 00:30:22,450 I don't fucking know, man. 564 00:30:22,452 --> 00:30:24,620 I'm trying to figure this shit out. 565 00:30:24,622 --> 00:30:27,122 No, i meant that, like, rhetorically. 566 00:30:27,124 --> 00:30:28,690 What are you gonna do. 567 00:30:28,692 --> 00:30:31,927 Oh, right, yeah. 568 00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,961 I don't know. 569 00:30:33,963 --> 00:30:36,131 I just feel like my soul is gone 570 00:30:36,133 --> 00:30:38,667 but, like, in a really tangible way, you know? 571 00:30:38,669 --> 00:30:40,102 Like... 572 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,103 like i lost my wallet. 573 00:30:42,105 --> 00:30:43,838 Or a set of keys? 574 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,207 Yeah. 575 00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:47,642 You know, i tired to sell my soul once. 576 00:30:47,644 --> 00:30:48,943 Really? 577 00:30:48,945 --> 00:30:50,278 Yeah, i literally prayed to the devil 578 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,880 for all the money in the world. 579 00:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,047 - You did? - Yeah. 580 00:30:53,049 --> 00:30:54,716 Did it work? 581 00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:55,816 No. 582 00:30:57,186 --> 00:30:59,153 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Ohh! - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 583 00:30:59,155 --> 00:31:00,956 Pull up to this kid's door! 584 00:31:00,958 --> 00:31:02,356 Pull up to the mailbox. 585 00:31:02,358 --> 00:31:03,824 I got him right where i want him, baby! 586 00:31:03,826 --> 00:31:05,227 Right where i want him. Hold on. 587 00:31:05,229 --> 00:31:06,827 Slow down just a fucking little bit here. 588 00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:08,229 - What are you doing? - Come here. 589 00:31:08,231 --> 00:31:09,931 No. 590 00:31:09,933 --> 00:31:11,866 Dude! You broke mimi's mirror. 591 00:31:11,868 --> 00:31:13,468 You broke her handle! 592 00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:16,305 Who's the loser now, you little shitsuckers? 593 00:31:16,307 --> 00:31:18,340 I fucking broke their mailbox 594 00:31:18,342 --> 00:31:21,276 with their own goddamn skateboard, dude! 595 00:31:21,278 --> 00:31:25,316 Okay, how do you know that that was their mailbox? 596 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,920 It probably wasn't, huh? 597 00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:33,421 - No. - No. 598 00:31:33,423 --> 00:31:35,923 I think it was just a random mailbox that you hit. 599 00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:40,228 - Yeah. Fuck. - ♪ All my friends ♪ 600 00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:42,965 ♪ honey, i ain't kidding ♪ 601 00:31:42,967 --> 00:31:46,437 ♪ no, i won't be around ♪ 602 00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:51,873 ♪ me and my friends will be high ♪ 603 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:57,548 ♪ flying o'er the ground ♪ 604 00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:19,567 so, basically... 605 00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:21,902 hey, anne frank. 606 00:32:21,904 --> 00:32:26,144 Can you put your diary away while i tell you my genius idea? 607 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:31,313 So, basically, it's just a matter of getting the patent. 608 00:32:31,315 --> 00:32:33,481 You know how to get one? 609 00:32:33,483 --> 00:32:36,817 No, i'm not exactly versed in the business aspect of it. 610 00:32:36,819 --> 00:32:39,388 But creatively, we're all set, man. It's a sure thing. 611 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,623 And how did you come up with this brilliant idea? 612 00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:43,824 As most seminal ideas are spawned... out of necessity. 613 00:32:43,826 --> 00:32:46,061 You absolutely need a pillow at the beach? 614 00:32:46,063 --> 00:32:47,929 Necessity, convenience, luxury... 615 00:32:47,931 --> 00:32:51,065 these are the fuels that drive the inventor's mind. 616 00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:53,035 Anyway, i'm lying there, and i think, 617 00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:55,269 "i could really use a little bit more support for my head, you know?" 618 00:32:55,271 --> 00:32:57,575 And what does one usually do when they're at the beach? 619 00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:00,007 It's not rhetorical, guys. 620 00:33:00,009 --> 00:33:01,977 I really want you to participate. 621 00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:04,112 Oh, so you pile up some sand under. 622 00:33:04,114 --> 00:33:05,947 Resourceful. Good. Not very comfortable. 623 00:33:05,949 --> 00:33:07,114 Morgan? 624 00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:10,251 Um, roll up your towel? 625 00:33:10,253 --> 00:33:12,319 Exactly. That's exactly what you do, 626 00:33:12,321 --> 00:33:15,190 and exactly what i decided to do on that fateful day, 627 00:33:15,192 --> 00:33:16,757 - which got me thinking. - Two towels. 628 00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,894 Ed, the audience-participation segment is over. 629 00:33:19,896 --> 00:33:21,328 Also, entirely incorrect. 630 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:22,930 I started thinking about pillows. 631 00:33:22,932 --> 00:33:25,699 And why don't people bring pillows to the beach? Morgan? 632 00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:27,235 Wait a minute. I thought you said 633 00:33:27,237 --> 00:33:28,903 the audience-participation segment was... 634 00:33:28,905 --> 00:33:30,171 ed, stop being a child. Morgan? 635 00:33:30,173 --> 00:33:32,106 Because no one gives a shit. 636 00:33:32,108 --> 00:33:33,174 Sand! 637 00:33:33,176 --> 00:33:34,809 Domestic pillows do not protect 638 00:33:34,811 --> 00:33:37,112 against the infiltration of sand! 639 00:33:37,114 --> 00:33:39,146 Right? But what, my friends, 640 00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:41,949 is specifically made, designed to handle sand? 641 00:33:41,951 --> 00:33:45,519 You talking about those little shovels with the pail? 642 00:33:45,521 --> 00:33:47,988 Ed, you've got to be the stupidest motherfucker 643 00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:49,524 i've ever met in my entire life. 644 00:33:49,526 --> 00:33:54,996 What could go around the pillow so as to protect it? 645 00:33:54,998 --> 00:33:56,297 Towels! 646 00:33:56,299 --> 00:33:58,333 Beach towels! 647 00:33:58,335 --> 00:34:00,000 Right? You take a regular fucking pillow, 648 00:34:00,002 --> 00:34:02,370 but you cover it... instead of with a pillowcase, 649 00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:03,771 you cover it with a beach towel! 650 00:34:03,773 --> 00:34:05,006 Bing! 651 00:34:05,008 --> 00:34:06,408 - Terry cloth. - What? 652 00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:08,742 A pillowcase made out of terry cloth? 653 00:34:08,744 --> 00:34:10,912 No, i'm saying instead of a pillowcase, 654 00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:12,280 you cover it with a beach towel. 655 00:34:12,282 --> 00:34:14,483 Terry cloth is what beach towels are made of. 656 00:34:14,485 --> 00:34:16,318 I don't give a fuck what terry cloth is! 657 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,586 These are beach pillows, and they're made out of fucking beach towels. 658 00:34:18,588 --> 00:34:21,088 Now, unless you want to get kicked out on the ground floor of this thing, 659 00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:22,858 you're gonna fucking stop talking about terry cloth. 660 00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,659 I don't think you know what terry cloth is. 661 00:34:24,661 --> 00:34:26,494 Ed, i swear to god if you say terry cloth one more time, 662 00:34:26,496 --> 00:34:28,063 i'm gonna drown you in my mother's pool. 663 00:34:28,065 --> 00:34:29,998 - Fine. - One more time. Just say it. 664 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,099 Fine, a beach towel. 665 00:34:31,101 --> 00:34:32,534 What if it gets wet, though? 666 00:34:32,536 --> 00:34:34,635 Well, like most pillowcases, it's removable. 667 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:36,670 Hey, morgan, baby, be a sweetheart. 668 00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:37,671 Grab me another sangria. 669 00:34:37,673 --> 00:34:40,474 Sangria! Time to bring me a sangria! 670 00:34:40,476 --> 00:34:42,811 So, what, does it have a zipper? 671 00:34:42,813 --> 00:34:44,211 Really? Really? 672 00:34:44,213 --> 00:34:46,750 You think sand works well with fucking zippers? 673 00:35:16,313 --> 00:35:18,479 ♪ Ahh, ahh, ahh ♪ 674 00:35:18,481 --> 00:35:24,251 ♪ my pride is coming along ♪ 675 00:35:24,253 --> 00:35:30,758 ♪ it keeps on following me home ♪ 676 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:36,764 ♪ it's gonna get to me soon ♪ 677 00:35:48,811 --> 00:35:50,378 ♪ it's coming ♪ 678 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:54,385 ♪ i'm going home again ♪ 679 00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,385 i didn't know you were coming. 680 00:35:57,387 --> 00:35:59,554 We already ate, and i-i didn't know. 681 00:35:59,556 --> 00:36:01,456 It's fine. I came to see you guys. 682 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,492 Well, we just had dinner, and you didn't call. I'm sorry, but... 683 00:36:04,494 --> 00:36:06,260 that's okay. I'm not even hungry. 684 00:36:06,262 --> 00:36:08,862 I'll heat something up, but it's not going to taste the same. 685 00:36:08,864 --> 00:36:11,201 Okay. 686 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,842 ♪ I'm coming home again ♪ 687 00:36:21,344 --> 00:36:25,849 ♪ i'm coming home ♪ 688 00:36:27,217 --> 00:36:29,186 ♪ i'm coming home ♪ 689 00:36:38,929 --> 00:36:40,195 we meet with a lawyer tomorrow. 690 00:36:40,197 --> 00:36:41,563 Oh, yeah? 691 00:36:41,565 --> 00:36:45,166 - Where'd you find him? - It's larry fumuso. 692 00:36:45,168 --> 00:36:47,401 Chris fumuso's dad? 693 00:36:47,403 --> 00:36:50,405 Oh, come on, mom. He coached me in soccer. 694 00:36:50,407 --> 00:36:52,740 We never needed a lawyer before. 695 00:36:52,742 --> 00:36:55,510 He got an office set from your father. 696 00:36:55,512 --> 00:36:59,146 It's fine. It's fine. 697 00:36:59,148 --> 00:37:01,251 Did you ask her? 698 00:37:02,985 --> 00:37:04,119 Not yet. 699 00:37:04,121 --> 00:37:05,920 What are you waiting for? 700 00:37:05,922 --> 00:37:08,889 Um, it just... it hasn't been the right time. 701 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:12,360 Well, you better hurry up before she finds someone who thinks it is. 702 00:37:12,362 --> 00:37:14,662 Let me see it. 703 00:37:14,664 --> 00:37:18,702 It's at my place, my old place. 704 00:37:20,936 --> 00:37:23,037 What happened to yours? 705 00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:24,838 What do you mean? 706 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,041 Where is it? 707 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:28,976 I lost it at jones beach when you were little. 708 00:37:28,978 --> 00:37:33,014 Prayed to saint anthony, but i guess he can't swim. 709 00:37:34,483 --> 00:37:37,786 How did i never... why didn't you get a new one? 710 00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:41,523 Couldn't afford it at the time, and then when we could... 711 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:44,858 i don't need a ring to know your father loves me. 712 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:47,162 Speaking of, he'll take you back. 713 00:37:47,164 --> 00:37:49,264 Just a little hot at the moment. 714 00:37:49,266 --> 00:37:51,599 I'm not sure i want to go back. 715 00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:53,901 Your father can't work forever, morgan. 716 00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:56,438 The store could be yours within 15, 20 years. 717 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,838 15 to 20? 718 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,706 Wow. 719 00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:01,508 Yeah, that's... just not for me. 720 00:38:01,510 --> 00:38:05,213 I know he's upset now, but trust me. 721 00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:06,884 It's for you. 722 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,728 Something going around? 723 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:21,032 Dirt. 724 00:38:31,273 --> 00:38:36,043 Why are all the, uh, plaques and stuff on my bed? 725 00:38:36,045 --> 00:38:39,146 Oh, we had to take them down when we got the house resided. 726 00:38:39,148 --> 00:38:40,148 Okay. 727 00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:41,749 Because of all the banging. 728 00:38:41,751 --> 00:38:42,617 Got it. 729 00:38:42,619 --> 00:38:44,989 No reason to put them back up. 730 00:38:47,757 --> 00:38:50,157 - I'm gonna go. - Oh, what's the rush? 731 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:51,693 Thank you, mom. 732 00:38:51,695 --> 00:38:54,595 Just got a lot of stuff i got to work on with nick. 733 00:38:56,099 --> 00:38:57,164 I'm ready. 734 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:58,365 For some football? 735 00:38:58,367 --> 00:38:59,934 What? No, not football. 736 00:38:59,936 --> 00:39:03,170 I'm ready for some i'm ready to let my goose loose. 737 00:39:03,172 --> 00:39:05,373 Oh, yeah. 738 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,874 Having the same girl for nine years? 739 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:08,642 - Yeah, the same pussy. - The same pussy. 740 00:39:08,644 --> 00:39:10,311 - One pussy. - One pussy, nine years. 741 00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:11,813 - Forever. - Forever, you're right. 742 00:39:11,815 --> 00:39:13,748 - Forever. I am right. - I mean, one pussy forever? 743 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,282 - That's not all upside. - Are you kidding me? 744 00:39:15,284 --> 00:39:17,284 That's considered capital punishment in some cultures. 745 00:39:17,286 --> 00:39:19,720 I'm not even sure that's what a pussy's supposed to look like. 746 00:39:19,722 --> 00:39:21,188 I'm sure it isn't. Let me ask you this. 747 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:23,023 Was it an underneath or an up-front situation? 748 00:39:23,025 --> 00:39:25,260 - Underneath or up front? - It wasn't an outie, was it? 749 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:26,760 - I don't... - was it an outie? 750 00:39:26,762 --> 00:39:28,496 - How do you know this stuff? - I'm a cunt-oisseur, man. 751 00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:30,063 Look, let's not get into specifics. 752 00:39:30,065 --> 00:39:31,365 Tonight's your night, 753 00:39:31,367 --> 00:39:36,503 and you say you're ready, and, brother, you better be. 754 00:39:36,505 --> 00:39:38,775 I'm fucking ready. 755 00:39:40,043 --> 00:39:43,110 Hey! What's going on over here? 756 00:39:43,112 --> 00:39:44,679 ♪ The... ♪ 757 00:39:44,681 --> 00:39:46,347 ♪ one... ♪ 758 00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:48,115 ♪ with... ♪ 759 00:39:48,117 --> 00:39:50,385 ♪ the... ♪ 760 00:39:50,387 --> 00:39:52,554 waggly... 761 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:54,822 fuck that shit. Drink. 762 00:39:54,824 --> 00:39:57,358 - What? - What? I said it. 763 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,860 When you should be singing it, and with the proper inflection. 764 00:39:59,862 --> 00:40:01,829 I'm not gonna compromise the integrity of the game. 765 00:40:01,831 --> 00:40:03,331 This is gonna take forever. 766 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:05,566 Yeah, all good things, ed. Isn't that right, morgan? 767 00:40:05,568 --> 00:40:06,867 Absolutely. 768 00:40:06,869 --> 00:40:08,269 Absolutely right. Now, are you ready? 769 00:40:08,271 --> 00:40:09,704 Just start the fucking song! 770 00:40:09,706 --> 00:40:12,643 - Are you ready, betty? - Katie. 771 00:40:14,110 --> 00:40:16,443 - ♪ How... ♪ - ♪ much... ♪ 772 00:40:16,445 --> 00:40:17,912 - ♪ is... ♪ - ♪ that... ♪ 773 00:40:17,914 --> 00:40:19,581 that's amazing that you know what you want to do. 774 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,148 I think that's... 775 00:40:21,150 --> 00:40:22,550 i think that's the most important thing in the world. 776 00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:24,219 And animals? 777 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,720 God, what could be more rewarding than that? 778 00:40:26,722 --> 00:40:29,423 People, maybe, but they're not nearly as cute. 779 00:40:29,425 --> 00:40:31,124 - Not most. - Two words. 780 00:40:31,126 --> 00:40:32,226 - Arf! - Arf! 781 00:40:32,228 --> 00:40:33,394 I want to write. 782 00:40:33,396 --> 00:40:35,063 What do you want to write about? 783 00:40:35,065 --> 00:40:37,264 That's the thing. I haven't fought in a war. 784 00:40:37,266 --> 00:40:38,432 I haven't trotted the globe. 785 00:40:38,434 --> 00:40:39,867 I'd love to travel. 786 00:40:39,869 --> 00:40:41,536 - ♪ Waggly... ♪ - ♪ tail ♪ me, too. 787 00:40:41,538 --> 00:40:42,769 And pause. 788 00:40:42,771 --> 00:40:44,706 I mean, i'm working on alcoholism. 789 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:48,141 I'm making some pretty significant strides. 790 00:40:48,143 --> 00:40:49,476 You went to college. 791 00:40:49,478 --> 00:40:51,579 Yeah, but, like, me and every other unemployed asshole. 792 00:40:51,581 --> 00:40:52,947 I can't wait for college. ♪ Doggy... ♪ 793 00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:54,883 ♪ in... ♪ it's, like, the best. 794 00:40:54,885 --> 00:40:56,617 You know, about college. I just... 795 00:40:56,619 --> 00:40:58,786 my environment's not particularly interesting. 796 00:40:58,788 --> 00:41:00,255 - ♪ I... ♪ - ♪ do... ♪ 797 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:02,956 though it has been pretty entertaining lately. 798 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:05,626 You know? Maybe... maybe it always was. 799 00:41:05,628 --> 00:41:07,295 Yeah, it could be fun. 800 00:41:07,297 --> 00:41:08,595 Maybe i just got to, like, 801 00:41:08,597 --> 00:41:10,565 get my head out of my ass, you know? 802 00:41:10,567 --> 00:41:14,735 Stop looking in and start looking up. 803 00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:16,371 - Sale. - It happened! 804 00:41:16,373 --> 00:41:17,771 Oh, it happened. 805 00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:20,508 It happened, and it feels so much fucking better 806 00:41:20,510 --> 00:41:22,276 than i ever could have imagined. 807 00:41:22,278 --> 00:41:24,711 - Congratu-fucking-lations. - Oh, i tell you. 808 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:27,282 It's like being born. 809 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:31,151 - Isn't it like being born? - I don't remember. 810 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:33,621 You think that doggy, 811 00:41:33,623 --> 00:41:35,356 that magnificent beast, isn't for sale! 812 00:41:35,358 --> 00:41:36,590 I imagine it is, nick. 813 00:41:36,592 --> 00:41:38,092 You're fucking-a right, it is! 814 00:41:38,094 --> 00:41:40,929 But i have no idea what he's fucking talking about. 815 00:41:40,931 --> 00:41:43,331 Get my wallet! I got to fucking buy it! 816 00:41:43,333 --> 00:41:44,932 College bound. 817 00:41:44,934 --> 00:41:49,804 You must be excited, a whole new world ahead of you. 818 00:41:49,806 --> 00:41:52,307 Yeah. I guess i'm a little nervous. 819 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:55,943 It'll be great to get away from my parents, though. 820 00:41:55,945 --> 00:41:58,412 I'm noticing more and more of that attitude. 821 00:41:58,414 --> 00:41:59,613 I think it might just be 822 00:41:59,615 --> 00:42:01,583 a matter of communication, you know? 823 00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:03,318 You got to break down the walls. 824 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,921 I mean, people have different tastes in music, 825 00:42:07,923 --> 00:42:11,358 different ideas of how you should dress. 826 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,496 Which is completely ridiculous, because this is just lovely. 827 00:42:16,498 --> 00:42:18,266 You like it? 828 00:42:18,268 --> 00:42:19,633 Very much. 829 00:42:19,635 --> 00:42:23,537 So, i'm, uh... i'm a little bit older than you. 830 00:42:23,539 --> 00:42:25,740 You don't really seem it. 831 00:42:25,742 --> 00:42:27,575 I get kind of uncomfortable. 832 00:42:27,577 --> 00:42:29,744 I mean, you don't look that way. 833 00:42:29,746 --> 00:42:32,146 Oh, i shaved yesterday. 834 00:42:32,148 --> 00:42:33,213 Me too. 835 00:42:33,215 --> 00:42:36,284 That's fine. Nothing to be ashamed of. 836 00:42:36,286 --> 00:42:41,488 My aunt has a glandular problem, but that's just... 837 00:42:41,490 --> 00:42:43,661 that's fine. 838 00:43:23,233 --> 00:43:27,635 ♪ It's after noon when i wake up ♪ 839 00:43:27,637 --> 00:43:31,805 ♪ i never used to sleep this much ♪ 840 00:43:31,807 --> 00:43:35,943 ♪ the winter's gone, and so are you ♪ 841 00:43:35,945 --> 00:43:41,615 ♪ waiting around is all i have to do ♪ 842 00:43:41,617 --> 00:43:46,054 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 843 00:43:46,056 --> 00:43:50,458 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 844 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,628 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 845 00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:58,801 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 846 00:44:05,208 --> 00:44:09,711 ♪ the lights are on when i wake up ♪ 847 00:44:09,713 --> 00:44:13,914 ♪ i never used to think this much ♪ 848 00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:18,086 ♪ i'm feeling bored, i'm not concerned ♪ 849 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:22,059 ♪ things will be fine, or they'll get worse ♪ 850 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,327 ♪ oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 851 00:44:27,329 --> 00:44:28,528 hey, buddy. 852 00:44:28,530 --> 00:44:31,164 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 853 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,967 buddy, you're up early, huh? 854 00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:35,036 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 855 00:44:35,038 --> 00:44:37,271 nick? 856 00:44:37,273 --> 00:44:39,407 Shit. 857 00:44:39,409 --> 00:44:40,842 Nick! 858 00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,876 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 859 00:44:42,878 --> 00:44:44,746 hey! Hey! Hey! 860 00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:46,748 Nick! Nick! 861 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:49,851 Nick. Hey. 862 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:51,985 Hey, there. 863 00:44:51,987 --> 00:44:53,588 - All right? - Hey, you. 864 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,822 - How you doing? - I'm good. 865 00:44:55,824 --> 00:44:58,461 Yeah? Did you sleep out here? 866 00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:04,465 I'm outside, aren't i? 867 00:45:04,467 --> 00:45:05,566 Mm-hmm. 868 00:45:05,568 --> 00:45:07,467 Shit, morgan. 869 00:45:07,469 --> 00:45:08,869 Yeah? 870 00:45:08,871 --> 00:45:10,972 I think i pissed myself. 871 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:13,775 No. No, you didn't. 872 00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:17,478 Dude, my pants are all soaked. 873 00:45:20,215 --> 00:45:22,083 You okay? 874 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:23,420 Aah! 875 00:45:34,931 --> 00:45:38,266 So, how'd it go last night? 876 00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:41,034 How'd what go? 877 00:45:41,036 --> 00:45:46,474 What? The sweetie in the black bathing suit. 878 00:45:48,878 --> 00:45:51,479 She was gone when i woke up. 879 00:45:51,481 --> 00:45:54,447 Okay. So, how'd it go? 880 00:45:56,585 --> 00:45:58,151 Okay. 881 00:45:58,153 --> 00:46:02,358 Okay-dokay or okay-nokay? 882 00:46:04,393 --> 00:46:07,461 Okay-okay. 883 00:46:07,463 --> 00:46:09,863 You speak in riddles, my friend. 884 00:46:09,865 --> 00:46:14,135 Well, okay-okay's still pretty fucking okay with that dish. 885 00:46:14,137 --> 00:46:17,405 So, why don't you seem okay? 886 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:18,472 Hmm? 887 00:46:19,509 --> 00:46:21,374 It's karla, you know? 888 00:46:21,376 --> 00:46:23,543 No. 889 00:46:23,545 --> 00:46:26,713 Fortunately, i don't. 890 00:46:26,715 --> 00:46:29,115 God, you know what's not fun to think about? 891 00:46:29,117 --> 00:46:32,188 Nope. Please don't tell me. 892 00:46:35,891 --> 00:46:38,828 You will never get what you want. 893 00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:42,465 And what's that, exactly? 894 00:46:45,934 --> 00:46:48,603 See? That's what i mean. 895 00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:50,104 You thought she was it. 896 00:46:50,106 --> 00:46:53,541 And in spite of everything else, she'd still be it, 897 00:46:53,543 --> 00:46:56,577 but because of what you thought was it, 898 00:46:56,579 --> 00:46:59,380 nothing else could be it. 899 00:46:59,382 --> 00:47:03,383 Wow. You... you make "it" sound so simple. 900 00:47:03,385 --> 00:47:06,920 No. Man, it's tough. It fucking sucks sometimes. 901 00:47:06,922 --> 00:47:10,490 But when it's cool, you'll know it's cool. 902 00:47:10,492 --> 00:47:12,626 And with karla, it obviously wasn't. 903 00:47:12,628 --> 00:47:14,362 It used to be. 904 00:47:14,364 --> 00:47:16,530 Yeah, well, my parents used to be married. 905 00:47:16,532 --> 00:47:18,132 Shit happens. 906 00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:21,769 "Gradually and then suddenly." 907 00:47:21,771 --> 00:47:23,537 I'm sorry? 908 00:47:23,539 --> 00:47:25,472 "The sun also rises"? 909 00:47:25,474 --> 00:47:28,309 Oh, i saw that. Nuclear apocalypse. 910 00:47:28,311 --> 00:47:30,610 Gyllenhaal. 911 00:47:30,612 --> 00:47:32,479 Hemingway. 912 00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:34,215 Yeah. 913 00:47:34,217 --> 00:47:35,916 That is so pretentious. 914 00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:38,619 I'm just quoting novels, non sequitur. 915 00:47:38,621 --> 00:47:40,121 You know, i'm sorry. 916 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:42,590 It's not pretentious, as hemingway is too famous. 917 00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:43,858 It's pathetic. 918 00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,392 Don't do that, man. 919 00:47:45,394 --> 00:47:47,494 Don't... don't get down on yourself for being smart. 920 00:47:47,496 --> 00:47:50,333 Hey, i love it. 921 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:52,999 Thank you. 922 00:47:54,369 --> 00:47:55,769 What ever happened to you becoming a writer? 923 00:47:55,771 --> 00:47:58,338 Who's gonna immortalize me, huh? 924 00:47:58,340 --> 00:48:02,876 There was just nothing when i graduated, you know? 925 00:48:02,878 --> 00:48:05,313 Bad timing. 926 00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:10,052 I didn't get into that iowa program. 927 00:48:12,521 --> 00:48:16,691 Honestly, i haven't had anything to write about... 928 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:19,059 until recently. 929 00:48:19,061 --> 00:48:22,796 So, like, stuff's happening, huh? 930 00:48:22,798 --> 00:48:25,599 Can't seem to stop it from. 931 00:48:25,601 --> 00:48:26,934 Can i read it? 932 00:48:26,936 --> 00:48:28,369 It's not finished. 933 00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:31,037 You know, maybe i should just do the finance thing, 934 00:48:31,039 --> 00:48:32,106 live in the city. 935 00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:33,574 I mean, that's what they want. 936 00:48:33,576 --> 00:48:35,443 Well, it's clearly not what you want, brother. 937 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:37,278 How do you know that? How do you know that? 938 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,112 How do you know it's not gonna make me happy? 939 00:48:39,114 --> 00:48:40,981 - I mean, look at campbell. - No, fuck campbell. 940 00:48:40,983 --> 00:48:42,516 I'm not gonna look at campbell. Fuck him. 941 00:48:42,518 --> 00:48:45,219 All campbell does is think about trading. 942 00:48:45,221 --> 00:48:47,420 Fucking reads books about trading. 943 00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:49,856 Fucks his girlfriend thinking about trading. 944 00:48:49,858 --> 00:48:51,325 Fucks other people's girlfriends 945 00:48:51,327 --> 00:48:53,360 thinking about trading his girlfriend. 946 00:48:53,362 --> 00:48:54,762 What's he doing? Nothing. 947 00:48:54,764 --> 00:48:57,197 He's moving money from one place to another. 948 00:48:57,199 --> 00:48:59,099 What's that do? Who's that affect? 949 00:48:59,101 --> 00:49:01,668 - Who are we affecting? - Who are we affecting? 950 00:49:01,670 --> 00:49:05,639 Well, right now, morgan, you're really bumming me out. 951 00:49:05,641 --> 00:49:07,541 I'm trying to get your head on straight. 952 00:49:07,543 --> 00:49:10,244 And if you had been paying attention yesterday in the pool, 953 00:49:10,246 --> 00:49:12,612 i'm on the verge of affecting the entire comfort level 954 00:49:12,614 --> 00:49:14,615 of the beach-going community as we know it! 955 00:49:14,617 --> 00:49:18,622 And i think ed's upstairs banging my sister. 956 00:49:20,989 --> 00:49:22,523 How's that rubbing you? 957 00:49:22,525 --> 00:49:24,825 Eh. 958 00:49:24,827 --> 00:49:26,994 Ed's a good kid. 959 00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:28,329 Besides, his cock's so small, 960 00:49:28,331 --> 00:49:30,197 he's probably hardly making a dent. 961 00:49:37,472 --> 00:49:40,775 I just can't believe she did that to me, you know? 962 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:42,175 Yeah. 963 00:49:42,177 --> 00:49:44,445 She didn't do it to you, man. 964 00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:46,347 She did it to the half a man you became 965 00:49:46,349 --> 00:49:48,581 by letting her fill up all your faults, failures, 966 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:50,483 and forgotten dreams with her presence, 967 00:49:50,485 --> 00:49:54,554 which is half a man less than she deserved. 968 00:49:54,556 --> 00:49:57,925 Hey, she's still a two-timing slut, my friend. 969 00:49:57,927 --> 00:49:59,492 Don't you fucking say that. 970 00:49:59,494 --> 00:50:00,628 Oh, did she lie? 971 00:50:00,630 --> 00:50:02,695 - I mean it. - Was she promiscuous? 972 00:50:02,697 --> 00:50:06,333 Hey, i'm just saying. What would you call it? 973 00:50:06,335 --> 00:50:09,302 - Where are you going, man? - Lawyer. 974 00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:12,005 This is madness. Who you got? 975 00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:14,374 Chris fumuso's dad. 976 00:50:14,376 --> 00:50:17,010 I thought he coached soccer. 977 00:50:17,012 --> 00:50:19,148 Ahh. 978 00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:33,594 No, no, no, no, no. 979 00:50:33,596 --> 00:50:36,296 - Mimi, mimi, mimi. - Hey. You're pulling my hair! 980 00:50:36,298 --> 00:50:38,999 As your big brother, can i tell you something? 981 00:50:39,001 --> 00:50:40,834 You can do better. 982 00:50:40,836 --> 00:50:44,137 All right, guys, don't fuck on the kitchen table. 983 00:50:44,139 --> 00:50:45,472 Send it! 984 00:50:45,474 --> 00:50:47,108 I think we're wondering the safest approach. 985 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:49,008 - Should we bargain? - Bargain? Sure. 986 00:50:49,010 --> 00:50:50,711 I don't think we need to bargain. 987 00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:53,313 Do you want to go back to jail? Is life easier there for you? 988 00:50:53,315 --> 00:50:55,416 Not if i have anything to say about it. 989 00:50:55,418 --> 00:50:56,851 - Kick it! - Thank you, larry. 990 00:50:56,853 --> 00:50:58,885 Oh, there's no need to thank me, rita. 991 00:50:58,887 --> 00:51:00,621 It's my job... the law. 992 00:51:00,623 --> 00:51:02,423 Come on, kick it, evan! Send it! 993 00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:03,858 Okay, so, um, you... you hear them come in. 994 00:51:03,860 --> 00:51:05,325 You start panicking. You're worried. You... 995 00:51:05,327 --> 00:51:06,659 - well... - no, no, no. 996 00:51:06,661 --> 00:51:08,162 I'm not trying to understand motive here. 997 00:51:08,164 --> 00:51:09,630 I'm just trying to analyze the facts. 998 00:51:09,632 --> 00:51:12,099 - There were drugs involved. - Yes, i-i read that. 999 00:51:12,101 --> 00:51:14,168 Send it! Send it! 1000 00:51:14,170 --> 00:51:16,637 You know, i think, really, honestly, 1001 00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:18,805 the best bet here is the insanity defense. 1002 00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:21,208 - Jesus, mary, and joseph. - Seriously? Insanity defense? 1003 00:51:21,210 --> 00:51:22,610 Hey, hey, hey. Listen to the man. 1004 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:24,211 He knows what he's talking about. 1005 00:51:24,213 --> 00:51:25,945 No, listen, i-i went into the wrong apartment. 1006 00:51:25,947 --> 00:51:28,648 I was waiting for campbell. I had the golf club in my hand. 1007 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,950 Uh, the guy walked in and started freaking out. 1008 00:51:30,952 --> 00:51:32,219 I mean, the guy was a madman. 1009 00:51:32,221 --> 00:51:33,820 Trying to protect his kids. 1010 00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:35,789 I wasn't going to do anything. I was just trying to... 1011 00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:38,327 - men use their hands... - just let me fucking finish?! 1012 00:51:40,496 --> 00:51:43,429 Yeah, well, i think we just should ponder insanity 1013 00:51:43,431 --> 00:51:45,132 for the time being, shall we? 1014 00:51:45,134 --> 00:51:46,967 Okay, bring it on in! 1015 00:51:46,969 --> 00:51:48,202 Let's take a blow, everybody! 1016 00:51:48,204 --> 00:51:50,371 Nice practice! 1017 00:51:50,373 --> 00:51:52,509 Good job, guys! 1018 00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:58,746 Yo, morgan, what's happening? 1019 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:02,215 Uh... i don't know. 1020 00:52:02,217 --> 00:52:04,751 Ditto, from school. 1021 00:52:04,753 --> 00:52:06,487 Weasel jam. 1022 00:52:06,489 --> 00:52:07,655 What? 1023 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:10,057 Oh, hey. Uh... 1024 00:52:10,059 --> 00:52:12,793 uh, ditto, what's... what's, uh... what's going on, man? 1025 00:52:12,795 --> 00:52:14,628 Is your... is your brother playing? 1026 00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:16,362 Nah, man. I'm just trying to meet with larry, 1027 00:52:16,364 --> 00:52:18,097 take care of this bullshit possession charge. 1028 00:52:18,099 --> 00:52:20,469 - Oh, cool. - Hey. 1029 00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:25,171 Thanks. 1030 00:52:25,173 --> 00:52:27,441 And what about you? 1031 00:52:27,443 --> 00:52:31,177 - Just breaking and entering. - Yeah? 1032 00:52:31,179 --> 00:52:32,746 And possession. 1033 00:52:32,748 --> 00:52:33,780 - Nice. - Thanks. 1034 00:52:33,782 --> 00:52:35,548 Hey, what happened to your face? 1035 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,751 Ah, some mark-ass bitch stepped to me. 1036 00:52:37,753 --> 00:52:39,086 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1037 00:52:39,088 --> 00:52:40,621 Word. 1038 00:52:40,623 --> 00:52:43,891 Hey, listen, you still hang out with that dude nick? 1039 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:48,229 Um... no, not really. 1040 00:52:48,231 --> 00:52:49,933 Good. 1041 00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:56,239 Yeah, you know, i don't see... i don't see him. 1042 00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:01,675 Okay, uh... 1043 00:53:01,677 --> 00:53:03,744 it's good seeing you, ditto. 1044 00:53:03,746 --> 00:53:06,146 Just, uh, good luck with everything. 1045 00:53:06,148 --> 00:53:08,518 - Yeah, you too, man. - Okay, yeah. 1046 00:53:24,733 --> 00:53:28,469 Yo, larry! What the fuck?! 1047 00:53:28,471 --> 00:53:30,436 Hey, sweetie, it's "kar." 1048 00:53:30,438 --> 00:53:32,373 I didn't hear from you yesterday. 1049 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,374 Just wondering what's going on. 1050 00:53:34,376 --> 00:53:36,409 You know, it would be a lot easier 1051 00:53:36,411 --> 00:53:40,079 if you still had a cellphone, but i guess that goes against 1052 00:53:40,081 --> 00:53:44,453 your whole monastic sensibility or whatever. 1053 00:53:45,521 --> 00:53:50,423 So, your car's outside my place. 1054 00:53:50,425 --> 00:53:51,691 Were you in jail? 1055 00:53:51,693 --> 00:53:53,427 Forget it. Just call me back. 1056 00:53:53,429 --> 00:53:56,262 Love you. Bye. 1057 00:54:01,170 --> 00:54:03,436 - Hey, mom. - Hey, morgan. 1058 00:54:03,438 --> 00:54:04,940 Just in time. 1059 00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:11,045 For what? 1060 00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:12,749 Dinner. 1061 00:54:21,423 --> 00:54:23,356 - Cunt. - What? 1062 00:54:23,358 --> 00:54:24,891 Hey, what's going on? 1063 00:54:24,893 --> 00:54:27,260 I'm trying to get a facebook account for the store. 1064 00:54:27,262 --> 00:54:28,762 This low-life son of a bitch... 1065 00:54:28,764 --> 00:54:31,365 he keeps asking me what school i went to! 1066 00:54:31,367 --> 00:54:33,032 Okay, relax. I'm not on it. 1067 00:54:33,034 --> 00:54:36,405 Just let me in here. Get in there. 1068 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,775 "Midwood furnishing... 1069 00:54:41,777 --> 00:54:44,144 university." 1070 00:54:44,146 --> 00:54:45,378 All right, that's cool. 1071 00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:46,847 Not bad, right? 1072 00:54:46,849 --> 00:54:49,016 School's not gonna bill me for this, are they? 1073 00:54:49,018 --> 00:54:50,784 I don't think so. 1074 00:54:50,786 --> 00:54:52,853 All right. Now i want to goose somebody. 1075 00:54:52,855 --> 00:54:54,787 How do i... how do i goose somebody? 1076 00:54:54,789 --> 00:54:56,690 No, it's not goose, dad. It's poke. 1077 00:54:56,692 --> 00:54:59,293 Yeah, poke. I want... i want to poke somebody. 1078 00:54:59,295 --> 00:55:01,394 Poke. 1079 00:55:01,396 --> 00:55:05,532 All right. Now we're talking. 1080 00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:08,501 I want to poke you, you son of a bitch. 1081 00:55:08,503 --> 00:55:10,906 What are you gonna do about it? 1082 00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:22,249 What the hell is he doing in my bed? 1083 00:55:22,251 --> 00:55:23,416 I would assume sleeping. 1084 00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:24,851 He seemed really tired, poor boy. 1085 00:55:24,853 --> 00:55:26,686 Poor boy? How long has he been here? 1086 00:55:26,688 --> 00:55:28,988 All afternoon, but he's just been upstairs. 1087 00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:31,090 Okay, is there a reason why he's here? 1088 00:55:31,092 --> 00:55:34,260 Apparently, veronica's new boyfriend started yelling. 1089 00:55:34,262 --> 00:55:35,795 He was doing drugs. 1090 00:55:35,797 --> 00:55:38,264 It's unfair what some people put their kids through. 1091 00:55:38,266 --> 00:55:40,700 - Oh. - Dinner! 1092 00:55:40,702 --> 00:55:42,302 Wow. 1093 00:55:42,304 --> 00:55:44,137 My mom and this fucking asshole boyfriend of hers come home, 1094 00:55:44,139 --> 00:55:46,673 find me lying on the floor in my undies, covered in blood, 1095 00:55:46,675 --> 00:55:48,008 with a gravity bong in the sink. 1096 00:55:48,010 --> 00:55:50,077 This motherfucker's supposed to be a doctor. 1097 00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:51,577 He doesn't even know what it is. 1098 00:55:51,579 --> 00:55:53,479 Fucking quack thinks i'm smoking meth or something. 1099 00:55:55,050 --> 00:55:57,583 Fucking bastard prescribes prescription pills all day long, 1100 00:55:57,585 --> 00:55:58,985 peddles them out, right? 1101 00:55:58,987 --> 00:56:01,588 Gets paid handsomely for it, revered by all, 1102 00:56:01,590 --> 00:56:05,191 yet i get kicked out for employing a natural high, 1103 00:56:05,193 --> 00:56:06,526 self-medicating. 1104 00:56:06,528 --> 00:56:08,362 I'm taking business away from this motherfucker. 1105 00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:11,664 That's the only reason he even fucking cares about this shit. 1106 00:56:11,666 --> 00:56:13,133 Hippocratic oath, indeed. 1107 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,536 Hey! 1108 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:18,704 - Hey, morgan! - Yeah? 1109 00:56:18,706 --> 00:56:21,643 Now i'm in a tough spot, and you're walking away. 1110 00:56:23,445 --> 00:56:24,912 You're... you're in a tough spot 1111 00:56:24,914 --> 00:56:28,347 for the same reason that i'm in a tough spot... 1112 00:56:28,349 --> 00:56:30,383 'cause you're a fucking idiot. 1113 00:56:30,385 --> 00:56:32,119 Don't fucking call me that. 1114 00:56:32,121 --> 00:56:34,086 - I mean, you were getting high. - Yeah, is that against the law? 1115 00:56:34,088 --> 00:56:36,557 Yes. Yes, it is, fucking idiot! 1116 00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:37,925 Yeah, well, it shouldn't be, 1117 00:56:37,927 --> 00:56:40,059 so don't fucking throw stones, all right?! 1118 00:56:40,061 --> 00:56:41,929 You know what should be against the law? 1119 00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:43,597 Someone who's got everything... 1120 00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:45,833 a family who loves them, friends, a degree, his health... 1121 00:56:45,835 --> 00:56:47,767 someone like that who mopes around all the time 1122 00:56:47,769 --> 00:56:49,101 like he's got fucking cancer. 1123 00:56:49,103 --> 00:56:51,371 That should be illegal. 1124 00:56:51,373 --> 00:56:52,805 You're right. 1125 00:56:52,807 --> 00:56:55,409 You're damn right i'm right. 1126 00:56:55,411 --> 00:56:59,780 And maybe if you weren't such a sad sack of shit all the time, 1127 00:56:59,782 --> 00:57:03,684 karla wouldn't have been fucking campbell for the last month... 1128 00:57:03,686 --> 00:57:06,088 and a half. 1129 00:57:08,824 --> 00:57:10,624 Do it. 1130 00:57:10,626 --> 00:57:13,860 Come on, do it! You fucking pussy. 1131 00:57:13,862 --> 00:57:15,362 Come on! 1132 00:57:15,364 --> 00:57:17,733 Do fucking something, morgan. 1133 00:57:29,777 --> 00:57:32,813 So, the pillow is actually wrapped in a towel? 1134 00:57:32,815 --> 00:57:34,248 Completely encased, sir. 1135 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:35,481 Which means you can clean it. 1136 00:57:35,483 --> 00:57:36,617 Yes. It's removable. 1137 00:57:36,619 --> 00:57:37,851 Like a pillowcase? 1138 00:57:37,853 --> 00:57:40,787 Kind of but with buttons, velcro, 1139 00:57:40,789 --> 00:57:43,289 possibly laces to keep out the sand... 1140 00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,092 whichever you prefer, really. 1141 00:57:45,094 --> 00:57:46,226 It's brilliant. 1142 00:57:46,228 --> 00:57:48,128 Well, i don't know "brilliant." 1143 00:57:48,130 --> 00:57:50,764 No, it's a new and revolutionary idea. 1144 00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,398 It's like what einstein said. 1145 00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:55,536 He said, "i only had one or two good ideas my entire life. 1146 00:57:55,538 --> 00:57:57,003 The rest is persistence." 1147 00:57:57,005 --> 00:57:59,373 And then what did he do? He blew up the entire world. 1148 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:02,441 That's what we're gonna do, us together... blow up the world. 1149 00:58:02,443 --> 00:58:04,177 That's nice of you to say. 1150 00:58:04,179 --> 00:58:06,713 Now, typically, i keep to the interior side of the business, 1151 00:58:06,715 --> 00:58:08,849 but this beach pillow... 1152 00:58:08,851 --> 00:58:12,686 i mean, it will bring us in a new and exciting direction. 1153 00:58:12,688 --> 00:58:15,822 I just want to make people's lives more comfortable, you know? 1154 00:58:15,824 --> 00:58:18,425 So, this is what you two have been working on? 1155 00:58:18,427 --> 00:58:21,831 Here. 1156 00:58:24,867 --> 00:58:27,133 Bless us, o lord, and these thy gifts, 1157 00:58:27,135 --> 00:58:29,336 which we are about to receive from thy bounty, 1158 00:58:29,338 --> 00:58:30,771 through christ our lord. Amen. 1159 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:32,706 I'm having trouble seeing the downside, here, pal. 1160 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:35,508 Then again, that's never really been my strong suit. 1161 00:58:36,744 --> 00:58:38,811 Go fuck yourself. 1162 00:58:38,813 --> 00:58:41,180 That's particularly hard for me to do, morgan, 1163 00:58:41,182 --> 00:58:44,251 because i think this could be huge for both of us, man. 1164 00:58:44,253 --> 00:58:45,485 Dude, i have no intention 1165 00:58:45,487 --> 00:58:47,119 of leaving you out in the cold on this. 1166 00:58:47,121 --> 00:58:49,590 And given the relationship me and your dad have developed, 1167 00:58:49,592 --> 00:58:53,296 i can get you back on the staff in no time, you know? 1168 00:58:58,666 --> 00:59:00,934 I'm sorry i didn't tell you about karla. 1169 00:59:00,936 --> 00:59:03,869 It made me sick. It really did. 1170 00:59:03,871 --> 00:59:06,039 And i wanted to tell you so badly. 1171 00:59:06,041 --> 00:59:07,974 Look, i tried to tell you, man. 1172 00:59:07,976 --> 00:59:09,842 Why do you think we went to campbell's house? 1173 00:59:09,844 --> 00:59:11,311 Campbell didn't invite us over there. 1174 00:59:11,313 --> 00:59:13,512 I was trying to bust in and catch him in the act. 1175 00:59:13,514 --> 00:59:15,282 I just couldn't tell you. 1176 00:59:15,284 --> 00:59:18,885 You were in such a shitty mood already, man. 1177 00:59:18,887 --> 00:59:21,958 I just didn't want to make it any worse, you know? 1178 00:59:24,927 --> 00:59:26,726 I was dumb. 1179 00:59:26,728 --> 00:59:30,030 I was wrong. 1180 00:59:30,032 --> 00:59:32,035 I'm sorry. 1181 00:59:35,003 --> 00:59:38,771 You know, two weeks ago, i went to karla's house. 1182 00:59:38,773 --> 00:59:43,510 It smelled awful... like actual shit. 1183 00:59:43,512 --> 00:59:45,244 And she was so embarrassed, 1184 00:59:45,246 --> 00:59:48,581 she made me walk around the block with her. 1185 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:50,550 And i wasn't grossed out or anything. 1186 00:59:50,552 --> 00:59:54,720 I just... it was so endearing... 1187 00:59:54,722 --> 00:59:58,191 it actually made me love her more. 1188 00:59:58,193 --> 01:00:02,599 But now i realize it was campbell's shit... 1189 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:11,304 ...that i was smelling... a big porterhouse banker dump. 1190 01:00:14,809 --> 01:00:17,543 With the investment and interest. 1191 01:00:20,048 --> 01:00:25,452 The point is, is... writing was on the wall. 1192 01:00:25,454 --> 01:00:27,387 Streaked across the bowl. 1193 01:00:29,757 --> 01:00:30,824 There you go. 1194 01:00:30,826 --> 01:00:32,258 You can keep being pissed at me 1195 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,461 just by my best efforts to remedy it, 1196 01:00:34,463 --> 01:00:37,430 or you can just give in to the fact that you love me 1197 01:00:37,432 --> 01:00:40,400 and we can go celebrate my newfound employment. 1198 01:00:40,402 --> 01:00:42,269 Guess what. 1199 01:00:42,271 --> 01:00:44,340 The carnies are in town. 1200 01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:50,246 You know i really am pissed at you, nick. 1201 01:00:51,746 --> 01:00:53,447 Yeah. 1202 01:00:53,449 --> 01:00:56,483 But you boned that baby in the black bather, 1203 01:00:56,485 --> 01:00:58,287 and i really liked her, man. 1204 01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:04,326 Fine. 1205 01:01:19,474 --> 01:01:21,775 ♪ You're coming back ♪ 1206 01:01:21,777 --> 01:01:25,445 ♪ i don't know why i feel so bad ♪ 1207 01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:31,854 ♪ oh, a picture always hurts more than words ♪ 1208 01:01:33,288 --> 01:01:38,157 ♪ you're born at zero and dead at 23 ♪ 1209 01:01:38,159 --> 01:01:42,295 ♪ ain't it fucking cold? ♪ 1210 01:01:42,297 --> 01:01:45,068 ♪ And the dirt comes free ♪ 1211 01:01:46,969 --> 01:01:49,202 - ohh! - Fuck! 1212 01:01:52,608 --> 01:01:56,075 - It's like a 5-out-of-5 day. - Ah, boys, it has been too long. 1213 01:01:56,077 --> 01:01:58,077 - Come on. - This place is tremendous. 1214 01:01:58,079 --> 01:02:00,045 I know. We got to get those all-week passes, man. 1215 01:02:00,047 --> 01:02:01,947 - We've got to get those. - Shit. They have those? 1216 01:02:01,949 --> 01:02:03,416 - Yeah. - Bullshit. 1217 01:02:03,418 --> 01:02:05,050 I'm gonna be here every day until they ship off. 1218 01:02:05,052 --> 01:02:06,987 You got to start work this week, though, man. 1219 01:02:06,989 --> 01:02:08,255 - Oh, damn it. - Yeah. 1220 01:02:08,257 --> 01:02:09,822 - That's right. - Don't worry, though. 1221 01:02:09,824 --> 01:02:12,626 I think that shit's only for the minors, you know? 1222 01:02:12,628 --> 01:02:14,461 That's fucking bullshit! 1223 01:02:14,463 --> 01:02:16,796 I'm gonna have to speak to management about that. 1224 01:02:16,798 --> 01:02:17,798 Management, seriously? 1225 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,898 Textbook discrimination. 1226 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,333 - Oh, come on. - All right? 1227 01:02:20,335 --> 01:02:22,168 There's not a jury in the fucking world that... 1228 01:02:22,170 --> 01:02:25,771 they're kids, bro. Come on, they're just kids. 1229 01:02:25,773 --> 01:02:26,972 - What? - Oh, shit. 1230 01:02:26,974 --> 01:02:28,941 - What's the matter? - It's karla. 1231 01:02:28,943 --> 01:02:31,077 - What? Where's karla? - Karla? Where? 1232 01:02:31,079 --> 01:02:32,845 - She's with campbell. - Seriously? 1233 01:02:32,847 --> 01:02:34,380 You're fine for like a few minutes at it, 1234 01:02:34,382 --> 01:02:36,383 - and then fucking... - no, no, listen, listen, listen. 1235 01:02:36,385 --> 01:02:38,385 I'm gonna blow the roof off this motherfucker. 1236 01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:39,820 Come on, you can't do this shit, man... 1237 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:41,420 not with your trial tomorrow. 1238 01:02:41,422 --> 01:02:43,356 And i can't get in there and protect you 'cause i got parole. 1239 01:02:43,358 --> 01:02:45,559 Just put a pin in this motherfucker and let the shit... 1240 01:02:45,561 --> 01:02:46,927 you know, there's ditto. 1241 01:02:46,929 --> 01:02:49,528 - Oh, my god. - That's ditto. 1242 01:02:49,530 --> 01:02:51,932 Dude, i thought you said he was mexican. 1243 01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:52,999 Seriously? 1244 01:02:53,001 --> 01:02:54,867 Give me your shirt. 1245 01:02:54,869 --> 01:02:56,802 - Dude, are you serious? - Looks italian. 1246 01:02:56,804 --> 01:02:58,405 Give me your shirt! 1247 01:02:58,407 --> 01:03:00,639 You didn't right things with ditto, did you? 1248 01:03:00,641 --> 01:03:01,941 See that? How did i know that? 1249 01:03:01,943 --> 01:03:03,577 - Fuck. - Fuck. 1250 01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:05,679 Seriously, i thought you said you'd taken care of this. 1251 01:03:05,681 --> 01:03:07,680 How did i know you didn't take care of this? 1252 01:03:07,682 --> 01:03:08,981 Because you're extremely astute. 1253 01:03:08,983 --> 01:03:10,083 Yeah, you are. 1254 01:03:10,085 --> 01:03:11,684 Okay, what about the tv, asshole? 1255 01:03:11,686 --> 01:03:15,223 That was more like, you know, so he wouldn't kill me. 1256 01:03:16,190 --> 01:03:19,159 All right, boost me. You guys, it's spiky. 1257 01:03:19,161 --> 01:03:20,894 You got to boost me! 1258 01:03:20,896 --> 01:03:23,533 Shit. 1259 01:03:33,742 --> 01:03:40,479 ♪ I don't know if we'll grow ♪ 1260 01:03:40,481 --> 01:03:46,653 ♪ if we'll reap, reap just what we sow ♪ 1261 01:03:46,655 --> 01:03:49,555 ♪ or keep diggin' ♪ 1262 01:03:49,557 --> 01:03:51,825 what happened to your eye? 1263 01:03:51,827 --> 01:03:53,860 You should see the other guy. 1264 01:03:53,862 --> 01:03:55,595 What does he look like? 1265 01:03:55,597 --> 01:03:57,133 He's fucking huge. 1266 01:04:01,168 --> 01:04:06,840 ♪ If you ever need a love ♪ 1267 01:04:08,376 --> 01:04:12,177 ah. This song. 1268 01:04:12,179 --> 01:04:14,813 This song is about the civil rights movement, 1269 01:04:14,815 --> 01:04:18,620 and we're two middle-class white kids from the suburbs. 1270 01:04:20,655 --> 01:04:22,454 Perspective. 1271 01:04:22,456 --> 01:04:25,758 - Perspective. - Perspective. 1272 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:28,061 No, i got this one. 1273 01:04:28,063 --> 01:04:29,496 Thank you. 1274 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:30,729 It's 8 bucks. 1275 01:04:30,731 --> 01:04:32,231 There you go. 1276 01:04:32,233 --> 01:04:34,467 - Sir, we don't take tabs. - Fine. Bring it right back. 1277 01:04:34,469 --> 01:04:35,869 I mean no credit cards. 1278 01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:38,104 Well... 1279 01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:42,008 - thank you, morgan. - You're welcome. 1280 01:04:42,010 --> 01:04:43,876 Who are these people? 1281 01:04:43,878 --> 01:04:46,211 It's weird, isn't it? 1282 01:04:46,213 --> 01:04:48,884 I don't know a single person here. 1283 01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:52,588 - Doesn't make any sense. - No. 1284 01:04:54,856 --> 01:04:56,690 Going to buy some cigarettes. 1285 01:04:56,692 --> 01:04:59,892 Oh, do you have any, uh... 1286 01:04:59,894 --> 01:05:02,197 thank you, morgan. 1287 01:05:08,704 --> 01:05:10,503 - Like this? - Yeah. 1288 01:05:10,505 --> 01:05:14,139 - It's fantastic. - Okay. Absolutely not. 1289 01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:18,545 Blow jobs. Awesome. 1290 01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,746 Uh... 1291 01:05:20,748 --> 01:05:23,916 oh. Big fella, funny stuff. 1292 01:05:23,918 --> 01:05:25,851 Funny stuff. 1293 01:05:25,853 --> 01:05:28,121 - Hey, mimi. - Hey, morgan. 1294 01:05:28,123 --> 01:05:29,856 - Hey, betty. - Katie. 1295 01:05:29,858 --> 01:05:32,458 Katie. Right. 1296 01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:33,425 Hi, alex. 1297 01:05:33,427 --> 01:05:36,095 - Hey. - Hey, where's ed? 1298 01:05:36,097 --> 01:05:38,664 Ed... went home. 1299 01:05:38,666 --> 01:05:41,434 Hey, don't let nick crash my fucking car again, okay? 1300 01:05:41,436 --> 01:05:44,104 No problems. 1301 01:05:44,106 --> 01:05:47,673 Okay, no. 1302 01:05:47,675 --> 01:05:48,907 Geronimo! 1303 01:05:48,909 --> 01:05:50,844 - Pay that for you? - I don't know. 1304 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:52,579 Go fuck yourself. 1305 01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:55,180 Geronimo! 1306 01:05:55,182 --> 01:05:56,383 Hey. Sorry. 1307 01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:58,318 I'm trying to figure this thing out. 1308 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,619 I'm not sure i know how it works. 1309 01:06:00,621 --> 01:06:01,621 Could you... 1310 01:06:01,623 --> 01:06:03,088 ask the bartender. 1311 01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:05,758 So, that was fun. Huh? 1312 01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,726 What? 1313 01:06:07,728 --> 01:06:10,063 The party. 1314 01:06:10,065 --> 01:06:11,798 Which one? 1315 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,501 Nick's? 1316 01:06:14,503 --> 01:06:15,702 Mimi's. 1317 01:06:15,704 --> 01:06:18,604 Uh, "how much is that doggy in the window"? 1318 01:06:18,606 --> 01:06:19,972 - Arf-arf. - Right. 1319 01:06:22,978 --> 01:06:24,610 Do you know that it's broken? 1320 01:06:24,612 --> 01:06:26,845 Is that what the bartender is gonna tell me, that it's broken? 1321 01:06:26,847 --> 01:06:28,481 I'm not gonna say it again. 1322 01:06:28,483 --> 01:06:30,916 Do you maybe want to take a walk 1323 01:06:30,918 --> 01:06:33,119 and, you know, talk for a second? 1324 01:06:33,121 --> 01:06:34,820 About what? 1325 01:06:34,822 --> 01:06:38,224 About... this thing i'm writing. 1326 01:06:38,226 --> 01:06:39,825 It's a novel. I mean, it's not a novel. 1327 01:06:39,827 --> 01:06:41,061 It... it is a novel. 1328 01:06:41,063 --> 01:06:43,295 I'm kind of stuck in here, so... 1329 01:06:43,297 --> 01:06:46,099 right. That's why i hate booths. 1330 01:06:46,101 --> 01:06:52,237 Now, when i have my own bar, i'm going to only have chairs, see? 1331 01:06:52,239 --> 01:06:54,173 I'm asking you. The information i'm gonna get 1332 01:06:54,175 --> 01:06:56,041 from the bartender... are you privy to it? 1333 01:06:56,043 --> 01:06:57,409 'Cause i kind of feel like 1334 01:06:57,411 --> 01:06:59,079 maybe you're a little bit privy to it, right? 1335 01:06:59,081 --> 01:07:00,447 Yeah? 1336 01:07:00,449 --> 01:07:02,648 You need to get the fuck out of my face, bro. 1337 01:07:02,650 --> 01:07:03,682 All right. 1338 01:07:03,684 --> 01:07:06,318 - You're just not a nice guy. - Yeah. 1339 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,155 I'm gonna call it honest abe's alehouse 1340 01:07:09,157 --> 01:07:10,593 on account of no booths. 1341 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:17,664 'Cause he was assassinated by john wilkes booth. 1342 01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,400 Fucking asshole. 1343 01:07:20,402 --> 01:07:22,401 "Go on, man. Ask the bartender." 1344 01:07:22,403 --> 01:07:24,903 - Just go away, loser. - Fucking serious? 1345 01:07:24,905 --> 01:07:27,072 - Go away. - You're fat. 1346 01:07:27,074 --> 01:07:29,242 - What a fucking loser. - Definitely fat. 1347 01:07:29,244 --> 01:07:31,177 - Fucking loser. - Definitely fat. 1348 01:07:31,179 --> 01:07:33,345 Definitely, definitely, definitely fat. 1349 01:07:33,347 --> 01:07:34,947 The slogan will be, uh, 1350 01:07:34,949 --> 01:07:38,684 "come do your drinkin' in honest able lincoln's..." 1351 01:07:38,686 --> 01:07:40,455 nick's looking for you over there. 1352 01:07:41,755 --> 01:07:43,423 "...alehouse, 1353 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:49,095 "and, uh, you won't have to worry about being assassinated 1354 01:07:49,097 --> 01:07:53,636 by john wilkes booth... in a booth." 1355 01:07:55,202 --> 01:07:57,237 I'm gonna work on that. 1356 01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:00,240 But it was really nice chatting. 1357 01:08:00,242 --> 01:08:02,041 Okay, uh... 1358 01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:04,577 see you... katie. 1359 01:08:04,579 --> 01:08:06,979 And, um, have a wonderful evening. 1360 01:08:06,981 --> 01:08:10,583 - Oh, my god! - Oh, my god. 1361 01:08:10,585 --> 01:08:13,186 ♪ Down came the rain to wash the spider out ♪ 1362 01:08:13,188 --> 01:08:15,255 what the hell are you doing? 1363 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:17,891 That was so disgusting. It was disgusting. 1364 01:08:17,893 --> 01:08:19,595 It was disgusting. 1365 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:25,098 - There you are. - Here i am. 1366 01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:27,433 Hey, you know where i could go about getting some cigarettes around here? 1367 01:08:27,435 --> 01:08:28,668 One second, buddy. 1368 01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:30,637 What, the machine wasn't working? 1369 01:08:30,639 --> 01:08:33,305 Yeah, and then some fat girl called me a loser. 1370 01:08:33,307 --> 01:08:34,574 Why'd she do that? 1371 01:08:34,576 --> 01:08:37,242 Put others down to build herself up, 1372 01:08:37,244 --> 01:08:39,646 slim herself down, as the case may be. 1373 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:42,482 Supermarket across the street. 1374 01:08:42,484 --> 01:08:44,717 - Get me another one of these. - I'm going. 1375 01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:46,652 - What? We just got here. - Sorry. 1376 01:08:51,426 --> 01:08:53,226 This is my night. 1377 01:08:53,228 --> 01:08:54,727 Every night is your night. 1378 01:08:54,729 --> 01:08:56,862 What's that supposed to mean? 1379 01:08:56,864 --> 01:08:59,432 I'm trying to get a fucking pack of cigarettes, 1380 01:08:59,434 --> 01:09:00,433 and i'm the loser. 1381 01:09:00,435 --> 01:09:01,934 Oh! 1382 01:09:01,936 --> 01:09:04,903 Who's fat now? I can't hear you! 1383 01:09:04,905 --> 01:09:06,371 I can't fucking hear you. 1384 01:09:06,373 --> 01:09:08,644 - Aah! - Huh? 1385 01:09:11,112 --> 01:09:12,411 Motherfucker. 1386 01:09:12,413 --> 01:09:13,679 What the hell are you doing?! 1387 01:09:13,681 --> 01:09:15,080 That fuck called my girlfriend fat. 1388 01:09:15,082 --> 01:09:16,516 Don't fucking be mad at me, man. 1389 01:09:16,518 --> 01:09:17,750 She's the one with the weight problem. Hit her. 1390 01:09:17,752 --> 01:09:19,986 Enough! It's over! It's over. 1391 01:09:19,988 --> 01:09:21,286 He tried to bite me. 1392 01:09:21,288 --> 01:09:22,688 Apparently he's got the same appetite 1393 01:09:22,690 --> 01:09:24,590 - as his fatty girlfriend. - Shut the fuck up, nick! 1394 01:09:24,592 --> 01:09:25,959 I'll fucking kill him. 1395 01:09:25,961 --> 01:09:28,027 - I'll kill you. - Go back inside, okay? 1396 01:09:28,029 --> 01:09:29,595 Yo, muscle boy, ugly's one thing. 1397 01:09:29,597 --> 01:09:31,263 Turning the lights off ain't gonna hide that fupa. 1398 01:09:31,265 --> 01:09:34,200 - Shut the fuck up, man. - ♪ I been lookin' for my woman ♪ 1399 01:09:34,202 --> 01:09:36,669 - ♪ got some time, little girl ♪ - just get him out of here. 1400 01:09:36,671 --> 01:09:39,071 Go fuck yourself... muscle boy. 1401 01:09:39,073 --> 01:09:43,211 - Look like a fucking gay boy. - Shut the fuck up. 1402 01:09:45,447 --> 01:09:47,513 Motherfucker! 1403 01:09:47,515 --> 01:09:50,148 Motherfucker! Aw, that fucking piece of shit. 1404 01:09:50,150 --> 01:09:51,584 That fucking piece of shit. 1405 01:09:51,586 --> 01:09:53,785 Okay, take it easy, man, take it easy. 1406 01:09:53,787 --> 01:09:56,222 No, fuck him! I'm not a fucking loser! 1407 01:09:56,224 --> 01:09:57,889 No, you're not. Just relax. 1408 01:09:57,891 --> 01:09:59,092 I'm not a fucking loser! 1409 01:09:59,094 --> 01:10:00,793 I know you're not a fucking loser. 1410 01:10:00,795 --> 01:10:03,662 We're gonna call your sister. She's gonna come pick us up. 1411 01:10:03,664 --> 01:10:05,164 - It's gonna be fine. - Aw! 1412 01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:08,268 I'm always fucking shit up, nick. 1413 01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:09,968 Why are you such a failure, nick?! 1414 01:10:09,970 --> 01:10:10,972 Why did you say that? 1415 01:10:13,774 --> 01:10:15,308 Why'd i say what? 1416 01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:17,076 To the girl. 1417 01:10:17,078 --> 01:10:20,479 He cheap-shotted me down a flight of stairs, you fucking dick! 1418 01:10:20,481 --> 01:10:23,049 Yeah, but come on, man, it wasn't very nice. 1419 01:10:23,051 --> 01:10:25,652 Fuck you, man! Are you fucking kidding me right now?! 1420 01:10:25,654 --> 01:10:27,986 I don't know, man. You know, it's just this shit... 1421 01:10:27,988 --> 01:10:31,124 the shit seems to happen to you a lot. 1422 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:32,592 It's like you're king midas, 1423 01:10:32,594 --> 01:10:34,960 except everything you touch turns to shit. 1424 01:10:34,962 --> 01:10:37,095 Oh, everything i touch turns to shit, huh? 1425 01:10:37,097 --> 01:10:38,397 How about you, man? 1426 01:10:38,399 --> 01:10:39,799 What happened with alex in there, huh? 1427 01:10:39,801 --> 01:10:40,767 How'd that go? 1428 01:10:40,769 --> 01:10:42,000 What? It's fine. I just said hi. 1429 01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:43,303 Oh, yeah? 1430 01:10:43,305 --> 01:10:45,103 Did you give her the ring? Did you propose? 1431 01:10:45,105 --> 01:10:46,673 You strike while the iron's hot? 1432 01:10:46,675 --> 01:10:48,107 It'll only be another decade or so 1433 01:10:48,109 --> 01:10:50,610 till she realizes what a waste of life you are! 1434 01:10:50,612 --> 01:10:52,277 - Oh, what a waste of life i am?! - Yeah! 1435 01:10:52,279 --> 01:10:54,046 That is big coming from the ex-con. 1436 01:10:54,048 --> 01:10:56,316 At least i got a fucking excuse, man! 1437 01:10:56,318 --> 01:10:57,983 What's your fucking excuse, huh?! 1438 01:10:57,985 --> 01:10:59,951 Where am i gonna go?! What am i gonna do?! 1439 01:10:59,953 --> 01:11:02,688 I can't get a fucking job on parole! What am i gonna do?! 1440 01:11:02,690 --> 01:11:05,958 But you... you had a fucking chance to get out of here. 1441 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,260 You had a chance to leave this town. 1442 01:11:08,262 --> 01:11:09,329 Bad timing? 1443 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:10,963 You got into that school in iowa. 1444 01:11:10,965 --> 01:11:12,397 I saw the letter. 1445 01:11:12,399 --> 01:11:14,634 I was home every day that summer when the mail came, remember? 1446 01:11:14,636 --> 01:11:17,269 But you chose to stay here in this shit fucking town 1447 01:11:17,271 --> 01:11:18,603 for that stupid fucking cunt?! 1448 01:11:18,605 --> 01:11:20,576 I stayed here because of you! 1449 01:11:21,943 --> 01:11:23,576 Fuck! 1450 01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:28,147 Fuck! Because somebody has got to take the rap for you! 1451 01:11:28,149 --> 01:11:30,817 You stupid ass. 1452 01:11:30,819 --> 01:11:35,958 Fucking end up in the street or jail or fucking dead?! 1453 01:11:38,659 --> 01:11:40,860 I ought to have my goddamn head examined, 1454 01:11:40,862 --> 01:11:46,068 because i threw my life away, too. 1455 01:11:50,904 --> 01:11:54,809 I can't... i can't take this shit anymore, nick. 1456 01:11:56,043 --> 01:11:57,710 I love you... 1457 01:11:57,712 --> 01:12:03,319 but just look at where we are. 1458 01:12:11,792 --> 01:12:13,893 You remember what those kids look like? 1459 01:12:13,895 --> 01:12:16,396 No. No, no, no. Don't do that shit, nick. 1460 01:12:16,398 --> 01:12:18,930 You remember what those pills did to them, what i did to them? 1461 01:12:18,932 --> 01:12:21,200 You didn't know they were gonna snort it. 1462 01:12:21,202 --> 01:12:22,671 But they did. 1463 01:12:26,373 --> 01:12:29,541 And i didn't... 1464 01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:31,710 i didn't care that i went to jail, you know? 1465 01:12:31,712 --> 01:12:33,412 Fucking county is a joke anyway. 1466 01:12:33,414 --> 01:12:38,317 I didn't graduate, and i missed out on the college experience, 1467 01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:40,152 and none of it mattered, you know? 1468 01:12:40,154 --> 01:12:45,590 But seeing that kid there lying in a hospital bed 1469 01:12:45,592 --> 01:12:47,927 with his nose running with blood and his eyes all crossed, 1470 01:12:47,929 --> 01:12:49,528 wondering what he'd done wrong... 1471 01:12:49,530 --> 01:12:51,531 it wasn't... it wasn't your fault, man. 1472 01:12:51,533 --> 01:12:53,299 You didn't know that was gonna happen. 1473 01:12:53,301 --> 01:12:56,169 I always thought... i always thought staying here 1474 01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:59,475 was gonna be like some sort of a penance, you know? 1475 01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:06,978 Like somehow i deserved to, like, 1476 01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:09,016 throw my life away. 1477 01:13:10,652 --> 01:13:13,622 That i deserve that shit. 1478 01:13:14,889 --> 01:13:19,258 But, man, i don't feel that way anymore. 1479 01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:21,561 Good. 1480 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:23,161 You shouldn't. 1481 01:13:23,163 --> 01:13:24,800 And i don't need you. 1482 01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:29,505 I don't fucking need you. 1483 01:13:41,983 --> 01:13:44,453 Aw, fuck. 1484 01:14:01,569 --> 01:14:02,869 What?! 1485 01:14:02,871 --> 01:14:04,003 Morning. 1486 01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:07,440 Hey. 1487 01:14:07,442 --> 01:14:08,974 Hey. 1488 01:14:08,976 --> 01:14:10,041 How you doing? 1489 01:14:10,043 --> 01:14:11,277 I'm okay. 1490 01:14:13,113 --> 01:14:15,548 Good. 1491 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:18,518 Jesus christ, nick! I'm up now, i'm up. 1492 01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,286 No, look, look. Look. 1493 01:14:23,791 --> 01:14:26,125 Guess they're deeper sleepers than i am. 1494 01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:28,660 No. 1495 01:14:31,332 --> 01:14:32,632 - Wow. - Yeah. 1496 01:14:32,634 --> 01:14:34,433 Why do you suppose that is? 1497 01:14:34,435 --> 01:14:37,602 Sometimes it just takes a human hand to get you moving. 1498 01:14:37,604 --> 01:14:39,104 Wow. 1499 01:14:39,106 --> 01:14:40,505 Either that or, like, the sonic vibrations of the clap 1500 01:14:40,507 --> 01:14:41,607 - is different than the horn. - Oh. 1501 01:14:41,609 --> 01:14:43,142 There's a lot of different things 1502 01:14:43,144 --> 01:14:45,745 that probably play into it, but i think it's mostly 1503 01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:47,146 the human-hand portion that gets the... 1504 01:14:47,148 --> 01:14:49,482 i'm gonna call mimi, have her come pick us up. 1505 01:14:49,484 --> 01:14:50,982 She's already on her way, man. 1506 01:14:50,984 --> 01:14:52,151 Really? 1507 01:14:52,153 --> 01:14:53,352 Yeah. I called her... oh, shit, get down. 1508 01:14:53,354 --> 01:14:55,021 - Hmm? - Get down, quick. 1509 01:14:55,023 --> 01:14:58,057 - What the fuck? Ditto? - No. Popo. 1510 01:14:58,059 --> 01:15:00,092 What, a cop? We'll just tell them we mangled our keys. 1511 01:15:00,094 --> 01:15:01,460 No, no. 1512 01:15:01,462 --> 01:15:02,628 The window's broken, man. 1513 01:15:02,630 --> 01:15:04,196 It's not your car. It's not my car. 1514 01:15:04,198 --> 01:15:05,897 You can't get in trouble... not today, not with court. 1515 01:15:06,900 --> 01:15:08,067 Fuck. 1516 01:15:08,069 --> 01:15:10,035 Just stay calm, man. Stay relaxed, all right? 1517 01:15:10,037 --> 01:15:12,103 Nothing looks amiss. He'll drive right by. 1518 01:15:12,105 --> 01:15:12,938 Right. 1519 01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,674 Stay low and stay calm, okay? 1520 01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:16,375 Yeah, stay calm, stay calm. 1521 01:15:16,377 --> 01:15:18,544 Old-fashioned staring contest. 1522 01:15:18,546 --> 01:15:20,478 Yeah. 1523 01:15:21,615 --> 01:15:23,583 It's been a while. 1524 01:15:23,585 --> 01:15:25,718 - What? No. - Yes. 1525 01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:27,519 - No, don't get up. - Got to go up, man. 1526 01:15:27,521 --> 01:15:29,688 Promise me you're gonna stay here. 1527 01:15:29,690 --> 01:15:31,324 Got to lift your head. You got to go out on the end of the vine to get the fruit. 1528 01:15:31,326 --> 01:15:32,959 - Don't you fucking get up. - It's now or never. 1529 01:15:32,961 --> 01:15:34,492 - Don't you fucking get up, man. - Moment of truth. 1530 01:15:34,494 --> 01:15:35,695 I swear to god, don't you fucking get up. 1531 01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:37,028 Remember the alamo, man. 1532 01:15:37,030 --> 01:15:38,897 A lot of good americans died on that day. 1533 01:15:39,734 --> 01:15:41,000 And a few good mexicans, too. 1534 01:15:42,002 --> 01:15:42,802 Don't. 1535 01:15:44,171 --> 01:15:46,171 He's bluffing. He's bluffing. 1536 01:15:46,173 --> 01:15:47,440 Who's bluffing? The cop? 1537 01:15:47,442 --> 01:15:48,473 He's bluffing. 1538 01:15:48,475 --> 01:15:49,608 - Oh, fuck. - What the fuck?! 1539 01:15:49,610 --> 01:15:52,344 I thought he was bluffing. 1540 01:15:52,346 --> 01:15:53,512 All right. 1541 01:15:55,382 --> 01:15:56,749 Here goes nothing. 1542 01:15:56,751 --> 01:15:57,983 Anything you say can and will be held against you 1543 01:15:57,985 --> 01:15:59,151 in a court of law. You have the... 1544 01:15:59,153 --> 01:16:00,820 officer, you arrived, thank god! 1545 01:16:00,822 --> 01:16:02,321 Hold it right there, buddy! Hold it right there! 1546 01:16:02,323 --> 01:16:03,888 I was starting to think that... holy shit! 1547 01:16:03,890 --> 01:16:05,223 Get your hands up! Get your hands up! 1548 01:16:05,225 --> 01:16:08,593 Holy shit! Holy shit. Holy shit! 1549 01:16:08,595 --> 01:16:11,030 Hold it right there. Come out slowly. 1550 01:16:11,032 --> 01:16:12,764 Come out slowly! 1551 01:16:12,766 --> 01:16:13,799 Yeah. Okay. 1552 01:16:13,801 --> 01:16:15,166 Slow down. 1553 01:16:15,168 --> 01:16:18,236 Okay, yeah, i'm slow, man... slow and steady. 1554 01:16:18,238 --> 01:16:19,638 That's the key. 1555 01:16:21,609 --> 01:16:24,809 You... that's not him. 1556 01:16:24,811 --> 01:16:26,812 That's not the guy. 1557 01:16:26,814 --> 01:16:28,446 What are you talking about? 1558 01:16:29,617 --> 01:16:30,849 It's nice of you to say, sir, 1559 01:16:30,851 --> 01:16:32,485 but i-i know what this looks like. 1560 01:16:32,487 --> 01:16:34,486 - What does this look like? - Yeah, i know what i look like. 1561 01:16:34,488 --> 01:16:36,287 - What does this look like? - I've been beaten, man. 1562 01:16:36,289 --> 01:16:38,223 My face... i'm mangled right now. 1563 01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:40,226 Look at me. Look at this. 1564 01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:41,593 Look at my shirt. 1565 01:16:41,595 --> 01:16:42,861 It wasn't him. 1566 01:16:42,863 --> 01:16:45,563 He's... he's running off right now, man. 1567 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:48,401 - Jesus, kid. - Yeah. 1568 01:16:48,403 --> 01:16:49,402 You all right? 1569 01:16:49,404 --> 01:16:51,836 No! I'm fucked up! 1570 01:16:51,838 --> 01:16:53,238 And you say it wasn't him... this guy right here? 1571 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:54,639 No, that's my... that's my buddy morgan. 1572 01:16:54,641 --> 01:16:55,875 No, he saved my life. 1573 01:16:55,877 --> 01:16:57,108 If it wasn't for him, i'd be dead. 1574 01:16:57,110 --> 01:17:00,146 Swear to god. God's honest truth. 1575 01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:01,379 Is this true? 1576 01:17:03,016 --> 01:17:04,416 What did this guy look like? 1577 01:17:04,418 --> 01:17:06,518 Uh, a little guy. 1578 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,620 Small. 1579 01:17:07,622 --> 01:17:08,787 Little. 1580 01:17:08,789 --> 01:17:10,589 - He was, um... - what was he? 1581 01:17:10,591 --> 01:17:11,824 - Muscular. - Yeah. 1582 01:17:11,826 --> 01:17:14,093 - Really muscular. - Yeah, muscular. 1583 01:17:14,095 --> 01:17:15,494 Yeah. 1584 01:17:15,496 --> 01:17:20,366 Thanks, you... i'm gonna... 1585 01:17:20,368 --> 01:17:21,433 oh. 1586 01:17:21,435 --> 01:17:23,068 You need a lift to the hospital? 1587 01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:25,170 That'd be real nice, officer, but i got my sister coming 1588 01:17:25,172 --> 01:17:27,740 and, you know, she's got my insurance cards 1589 01:17:27,742 --> 01:17:29,141 and everything, so... 1590 01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:30,241 all right. 1591 01:17:30,243 --> 01:17:31,643 If we could just get him to lower the... 1592 01:17:31,645 --> 01:17:33,713 oh, yeah, that'd be great. 1593 01:17:33,715 --> 01:17:34,714 Ah. 1594 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:35,714 All right, guys. 1595 01:17:35,716 --> 01:17:36,882 Oh, shoot. 1596 01:17:36,884 --> 01:17:38,284 Stay out of trouble. 1597 01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:39,451 Yeah. Yes, officer. 1598 01:17:39,453 --> 01:17:41,387 All right. Good day. 1599 01:17:41,389 --> 01:17:42,521 All right. 1600 01:17:44,524 --> 01:17:46,925 Put it down. 1601 01:17:49,596 --> 01:17:52,498 ♪ I am the boy your mother wanted you to meet ♪ 1602 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:56,835 ♪ but i am broken and torn with heels at my feet ♪ 1603 01:17:56,837 --> 01:18:00,805 ♪ and with your purest light, why don't you shine on me? ♪ 1604 01:18:00,807 --> 01:18:02,942 ♪ Well, i should have been an angel ♪ 1605 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:05,611 ♪ but i'm too dumb to speak ♪ 1606 01:18:05,613 --> 01:18:09,581 ♪ now as she gets nearer, the visions get clearer ♪ 1607 01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:13,885 ♪ i'm kneeling, weeping, i will hold her dear ♪ 1608 01:18:13,887 --> 01:18:15,153 there you are. 1609 01:18:15,155 --> 01:18:17,623 We have to be at the courthouse at 2:00. 1610 01:18:17,625 --> 01:18:19,657 Oh, jesus, nick! 1611 01:18:19,659 --> 01:18:21,527 - Your face! - I know, i'm a sweller. 1612 01:18:21,529 --> 01:18:22,861 Oh! 1613 01:18:22,863 --> 01:18:23,995 I have extremely weak white blood cells. 1614 01:18:23,997 --> 01:18:26,132 ♪ Oh oh-oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh ♪ 1615 01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:27,566 ♪ oh oh oh-oh-oh oh ♪ 1616 01:18:27,568 --> 01:18:28,901 oh, i am so glad you've decided 1617 01:18:28,903 --> 01:18:30,669 to start up again with your father. 1618 01:18:30,671 --> 01:18:32,838 This pillow idea sounds great. 1619 01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:34,240 I think if we mention it to the judge... 1620 01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:36,407 - it's not my idea. - Well, yours and nick's. 1621 01:18:36,409 --> 01:18:37,910 Yeah, and i'm not working for dad. 1622 01:18:37,912 --> 01:18:39,477 Why don't you just come with me to mass, 1623 01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:40,478 and we'll think about it. 1624 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:42,113 Mom, it's fucking thursday, 1625 01:18:42,115 --> 01:18:43,648 and i'm tired of thinking about it. 1626 01:18:43,650 --> 01:18:45,217 ♪ Bloody all night ♪ 1627 01:18:45,219 --> 01:18:49,420 ♪ hit him with a book and how he crumbles ♪ 1628 01:18:49,422 --> 01:18:53,192 ♪ oh, you should have seen how the arches tumbled ♪ 1629 01:18:53,194 --> 01:18:57,729 ♪ they're golden no more, now i'm smiling in my blood ♪ 1630 01:18:57,731 --> 01:19:01,800 ♪ i'm caught in a whirlwind, i'm goin' to heaven ♪ 1631 01:19:01,802 --> 01:19:05,970 ♪ i'm standin' on trial, and it's painted on canvas ♪ 1632 01:19:05,972 --> 01:19:12,111 ♪ an eternal testament to how we are so animalistic ♪ 1633 01:19:12,113 --> 01:19:12,911 whoa! 1634 01:19:12,913 --> 01:19:14,079 Whoa, hey, hey! 1635 01:19:14,081 --> 01:19:15,880 - Dad, hey! - What? What? 1636 01:19:15,882 --> 01:19:16,882 What'd i do? 1637 01:19:16,884 --> 01:19:18,651 Forget it. 1638 01:19:18,653 --> 01:19:19,652 ♪ Oh oh oh-oh-oh oh ♪ 1639 01:19:19,654 --> 01:19:20,885 forget what? 1640 01:19:20,887 --> 01:19:22,153 Never mind. 1641 01:19:22,155 --> 01:19:23,789 ♪ What a cryin' shame ♪ 1642 01:19:23,791 --> 01:19:25,191 you got sunscreen on? 1643 01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:27,492 You know, you can burn through these clouds. 1644 01:19:28,628 --> 01:19:29,628 Yeah, i heard... i heard that. 1645 01:19:29,630 --> 01:19:31,296 Where's nick? 1646 01:19:31,298 --> 01:19:35,668 He had a rough night. He's upstairs. 1647 01:19:35,670 --> 01:19:37,937 Everything all right? 1648 01:19:37,939 --> 01:19:41,240 Everything's fine. 1649 01:19:41,242 --> 01:19:43,342 You always liked nick, huh, dad? 1650 01:19:43,344 --> 01:19:48,182 Oh, yeah, he's a good kid. He's, you know, he's motivated. 1651 01:19:49,984 --> 01:19:51,916 I told you not to let him in here. 1652 01:19:51,918 --> 01:19:53,419 He eats the flowers. 1653 01:19:53,421 --> 01:19:56,254 What are you yelling at me for? I didn't do anything. 1654 01:19:56,256 --> 01:19:57,423 Henry. 1655 01:19:57,425 --> 01:19:58,790 Mom, he's fine. 1656 01:19:58,792 --> 01:20:00,092 He's not fine, morgan! 1657 01:20:00,094 --> 01:20:01,960 He gets in the flowers and ruins them. 1658 01:20:01,962 --> 01:20:04,996 But, look, he's nowhere near the flowers! 1659 01:20:06,567 --> 01:20:08,601 You know, i don't think this church thing is working. 1660 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,602 I mean, if you're gonna come back like this, 1661 01:20:10,604 --> 01:20:11,603 you might as well not go. 1662 01:20:11,605 --> 01:20:13,037 Shut up! 1663 01:20:13,039 --> 01:20:16,912 You do nothing around here, so just shut up! 1664 01:20:18,645 --> 01:20:21,048 - Go, go, fix it. - Yeah, going. 1665 01:20:24,252 --> 01:20:26,822 Mom! Hey! 1666 01:20:30,791 --> 01:20:31,857 Mom! 1667 01:20:34,828 --> 01:20:36,829 Hey. I was just kidding. 1668 01:20:36,831 --> 01:20:38,600 - No. - What? 1669 01:20:39,766 --> 01:20:42,601 Get out! 1670 01:20:42,603 --> 01:20:44,570 Mom? 1671 01:20:44,572 --> 01:20:46,472 Mom! 1672 01:20:50,478 --> 01:20:52,111 Mom! 1673 01:20:52,113 --> 01:20:54,312 I just got here. 1674 01:20:54,314 --> 01:20:56,115 You never left. 1675 01:20:57,251 --> 01:20:59,684 Shit. 1676 01:20:59,686 --> 01:21:05,691 ♪ What a cryin' shame, a cryin' shame, what we became ♪ 1677 01:21:10,664 --> 01:21:12,598 ♪ i bow my head in the morning light... ♪ 1678 01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:14,933 hey, look. 1679 01:21:14,935 --> 01:21:19,170 ♪ I held her hand and i, i kissed her eyes... ♪ 1680 01:21:19,172 --> 01:21:21,205 it's nice. 1681 01:21:21,207 --> 01:21:22,775 It's nice. 1682 01:21:22,777 --> 01:21:24,242 Look, i got to go. 1683 01:21:24,244 --> 01:21:28,313 ♪ ...in the front yard and died ♪ 1684 01:21:55,943 --> 01:22:00,278 ♪ if you kill a man ♪ 1685 01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:04,482 ♪ they don't let you drive the hearse ♪ 1686 01:22:04,484 --> 01:22:14,461 ♪ it's your speaking voice, it's buyer's remorse ♪ 1687 01:22:21,836 --> 01:22:26,371 ♪ just a paper cut ♪ 1688 01:22:26,373 --> 01:22:30,709 ♪ that's been bleeding you to death ♪ 1689 01:22:30,711 --> 01:22:35,113 ♪ it's a sacrifice ♪ 1690 01:22:35,115 --> 01:22:39,554 ♪ it's a mountain of regret ♪ 1691 01:23:04,744 --> 01:23:10,348 ♪ let them rest ♪ 1692 01:23:10,350 --> 01:23:14,285 ♪ your heart and your head and your bones ♪ 1693 01:23:14,287 --> 01:23:18,891 ♪ there's nothing left ♪ 1694 01:23:18,893 --> 01:23:22,928 ♪ to prove to anyone you know ♪ 1695 01:23:22,930 --> 01:23:27,266 ♪ say it once ♪ 1696 01:23:27,268 --> 01:23:28,901 ♪ whoo-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1697 01:23:28,903 --> 01:23:31,736 ♪ never have to say it again ♪ 1698 01:23:31,738 --> 01:23:36,040 ♪ it's a mess ♪ 1699 01:23:36,042 --> 01:23:37,409 ♪ whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1700 01:23:37,411 --> 01:23:41,783 ♪ maybe it's the only one ♪ 1701 01:23:57,131 --> 01:24:01,467 ♪ let them rest ♪ 1702 01:24:01,469 --> 01:24:02,934 ♪ ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1703 01:24:02,936 --> 01:24:06,737 ♪ your heart and your head and your bones ♪ 1704 01:24:06,739 --> 01:24:12,044 ♪ there's nothing left ♪ 1705 01:24:12,046 --> 01:24:15,080 ♪ to prove to anyone you know ♪ 1706 01:24:15,082 --> 01:24:21,219 ♪ say it once ♪ 1707 01:24:21,221 --> 01:24:24,156 ♪ never have to say it again ♪ 1708 01:24:24,158 --> 01:24:28,460 ♪ it's a mess ♪ 1709 01:24:28,462 --> 01:24:29,961 ♪ whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1710 01:24:29,963 --> 01:24:33,065 ♪ maybe it's the only one ♪ 1711 01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:37,201 ♪ ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1712 01:24:37,203 --> 01:24:41,572 ♪ ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1713 01:24:41,574 --> 01:24:46,111 ♪ ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh ♪ 1714 01:24:46,113 --> 01:24:51,853 ♪ ooh-ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1715 01:24:56,122 --> 01:24:58,723 is this our guy? Is this morgan? 1716 01:24:58,725 --> 01:25:01,692 Yes, your eminence. 1717 01:25:01,694 --> 01:25:03,495 I am he. 1718 01:25:03,497 --> 01:25:07,165 But we're all morgan when you get right down to it. 1719 01:25:07,167 --> 01:25:08,866 Deep down inside of every one of us is 1720 01:25:08,868 --> 01:25:11,102 a morgan midwood fighting for what's right, 1721 01:25:11,104 --> 01:25:12,603 standing up for the little guy. 1722 01:25:12,605 --> 01:25:16,842 And the shame of it all is that our effort, 1723 01:25:16,844 --> 01:25:20,646 our morgan-ism, if you will, isn't always rewarded. 1724 01:25:20,648 --> 01:25:23,348 In fact, it's often punished... 1725 01:25:23,350 --> 01:25:26,617 because this world has lost sight of the good and true. 1726 01:25:26,619 --> 01:25:30,856 Right now we're more concerned with the sexy and sellable. 1727 01:25:30,858 --> 01:25:34,459 But you can't sell honor, your holiness, 1728 01:25:34,461 --> 01:25:36,861 and you can't have sex with character, 1729 01:25:36,863 --> 01:25:39,697 and that's morgan midwood down to the bone. 1730 01:25:39,699 --> 01:25:43,000 That's you and me and you and you and you 1731 01:25:43,002 --> 01:25:45,803 and all of us at our very best. 1732 01:25:45,805 --> 01:25:48,574 But because of our righteousness, 1733 01:25:48,576 --> 01:25:52,076 because of our... our faith, our innocence, 1734 01:25:52,078 --> 01:25:56,080 we're victimized. 1735 01:25:56,082 --> 01:25:57,782 You see, morgan didn't know 1736 01:25:57,784 --> 01:26:01,119 what he was walking into that day, my... my liege. 1737 01:26:01,121 --> 01:26:04,255 He thought it was some other shitsucker's apartment. 1738 01:26:10,396 --> 01:26:14,232 Don't say anything. 1739 01:26:14,234 --> 01:26:16,201 Thanks. 1740 01:26:16,203 --> 01:26:18,070 No problem, pal. 1741 01:26:18,072 --> 01:26:19,071 Oh! 1742 01:26:20,841 --> 01:26:23,674 Glad there's no problem. 1743 01:26:23,676 --> 01:26:26,077 Then again... 1744 01:26:26,079 --> 01:26:27,979 did our black brethren know what they were in for 1745 01:26:27,981 --> 01:26:31,183 when they climbed aboard those big boats so long ago? 1746 01:26:31,185 --> 01:26:32,387 Ugh! 1747 01:26:45,666 --> 01:26:47,566 Whew! 1748 01:26:47,568 --> 01:26:49,367 That's how you're gonna beat 'em, morg. 1749 01:26:49,369 --> 01:26:50,602 They keep underestimating you. 1750 01:26:55,809 --> 01:26:56,875 Hey. 1751 01:26:56,877 --> 01:26:58,009 Hey. 1752 01:26:59,046 --> 01:27:01,013 Wh... have you been inside? 1753 01:27:01,015 --> 01:27:04,081 Yeah, i just, uh, i just grabbed my keys. 1754 01:27:05,985 --> 01:27:08,286 We haven't spoken. 1755 01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:09,987 I'm gonna go. 1756 01:27:09,989 --> 01:27:11,822 Is this it? 1757 01:27:11,824 --> 01:27:12,691 No. 1758 01:27:12,693 --> 01:27:14,793 No, this... this isn't it. 1759 01:27:14,795 --> 01:27:16,794 I don't get it. 1760 01:27:16,796 --> 01:27:18,696 Yeah, see, i didn't get it either, but... 1761 01:27:18,698 --> 01:27:22,733 i think i'm starting to get an idea. 1762 01:27:22,735 --> 01:27:23,869 Take care, karla. 1763 01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:26,138 Wait. I-i'm sorry. 1764 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,272 Okay? 1765 01:27:27,274 --> 01:27:29,641 I shouldn't have done that to you. 1766 01:27:29,643 --> 01:27:31,610 You didn't. You didn't do that to me. 1767 01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:33,879 You did that to the half a man that i... 1768 01:27:33,881 --> 01:27:35,147 right, okay. 1769 01:27:35,149 --> 01:27:37,915 Um, well, it doesn't matter now. 1770 01:27:37,917 --> 01:27:39,317 I was wrong, 1771 01:27:39,319 --> 01:27:43,088 and i have realized that these past few days. 1772 01:27:43,090 --> 01:27:46,157 I miss you... morgan. 1773 01:27:47,394 --> 01:27:50,728 I want you back... whoever you are. 1774 01:27:50,730 --> 01:27:53,165 Well, what... what about campbell? 1775 01:27:53,167 --> 01:27:55,500 Campbell doesn't matter. 1776 01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:02,473 Karla... 1777 01:28:02,475 --> 01:28:05,479 i think heaven's missing an angel. 1778 01:28:06,779 --> 01:28:12,049 And you probably have her stuffed in your fucking closet. 1779 01:28:16,457 --> 01:28:18,726 Morgan? 1780 01:28:32,805 --> 01:28:34,539 And this is just the prototype. 1781 01:28:34,541 --> 01:28:36,375 I made this baby with my bare paws. 1782 01:28:36,377 --> 01:28:37,875 Just giving you the god's honest. 1783 01:28:37,877 --> 01:28:40,111 But we got the factory rolling them out right now. 1784 01:28:40,113 --> 01:28:45,983 One week, 10 days, tops, these babies should be in stock. 1785 01:28:45,985 --> 01:28:47,753 - 10 days? - Tops. 1786 01:28:47,755 --> 01:28:51,022 And we can personalize this to meet your every desire. 1787 01:28:51,024 --> 01:28:54,893 So, it's basically, uh, covered in terry cloth? 1788 01:28:54,895 --> 01:28:57,129 No. Common mistake. 1789 01:28:57,131 --> 01:29:00,398 This is entirely beach towel. 1790 01:29:01,601 --> 01:29:03,000 I thought it was the same thing. 1791 01:29:03,002 --> 01:29:05,637 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. 1792 01:29:05,639 --> 01:29:07,873 Absolutely not. 1793 01:29:07,875 --> 01:29:09,840 Hey, uh, excuse me for a second, yeah? 1794 01:29:09,842 --> 01:29:11,009 Yeah. 1795 01:29:11,011 --> 01:29:13,111 All right, all right. Check it out. Enjoy. 1796 01:29:13,113 --> 01:29:14,345 I like your setup here. 1797 01:29:14,347 --> 01:29:15,746 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1798 01:29:15,748 --> 01:29:18,250 Well, you know, it's my idea. It's my baby. 1799 01:29:18,252 --> 01:29:19,851 It's great. 1800 01:29:19,853 --> 01:29:21,820 It's pretty much what i was doing when i wasn't working, 1801 01:29:21,822 --> 01:29:23,321 except for i get to talk to people besides ed. 1802 01:29:24,824 --> 01:29:26,958 So, you think you'll be into doing this every day? 1803 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:27,959 Big-time. 1804 01:29:27,961 --> 01:29:30,027 Besides, the weekend's not that cool 1805 01:29:30,029 --> 01:29:32,532 when every day is a sunday, you know? 1806 01:29:34,368 --> 01:29:37,602 Hey... thanks for what you did. 1807 01:29:37,604 --> 01:29:39,603 Ah. 1808 01:29:39,605 --> 01:29:41,473 You know, i was planning on giving 1809 01:29:41,475 --> 01:29:42,840 this whole grandiose speech 1810 01:29:42,842 --> 01:29:45,943 about the sociopolitical inequities of the system, 1811 01:29:45,945 --> 01:29:48,245 but that guy from the apartment recognized me 1812 01:29:48,247 --> 01:29:49,246 and form-tackled me. 1813 01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:51,750 So i came clean. 1814 01:29:51,752 --> 01:29:53,084 And, man, it was weird. 1815 01:29:53,086 --> 01:29:55,019 Everyone started feeling sorry for me, 1816 01:29:55,021 --> 01:29:57,121 and family dropped all the charges. 1817 01:29:57,123 --> 01:30:00,025 I think that dude wants to be my foster dad now. 1818 01:30:00,828 --> 01:30:02,027 It's funny how that works. 1819 01:30:02,029 --> 01:30:03,027 Yeah, yeah. 1820 01:30:04,398 --> 01:30:06,598 You gonna be okay? 1821 01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:11,135 Yeah, you know... it's lonely at the top. 1822 01:30:11,137 --> 01:30:12,736 - Yo! - Yo! 1823 01:30:12,738 --> 01:30:15,607 Forgetting something? 1824 01:30:15,609 --> 01:30:17,275 Feeling a little light. 1825 01:30:17,277 --> 01:30:21,979 Oh. 1826 01:30:21,981 --> 01:30:24,148 It's good. 1827 01:30:24,150 --> 01:30:25,150 Thank you. 1828 01:30:25,152 --> 01:30:26,250 I'm very funny. 1829 01:30:27,386 --> 01:30:28,753 Thank you again, sir. 1830 01:30:28,755 --> 01:30:29,754 You kind of left me hanging, though, 1831 01:30:29,756 --> 01:30:30,988 although i think we added 1832 01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:32,257 a couple good pages the other day. 1833 01:30:32,259 --> 01:30:34,259 I think we did. 1834 01:30:34,261 --> 01:30:38,496 So... what now? 1835 01:30:38,498 --> 01:30:41,969 Now i write the rest. 1836 01:30:47,975 --> 01:30:49,540 Bye. 1837 01:30:49,542 --> 01:30:51,209 All right, all right. 1838 01:30:51,211 --> 01:30:52,210 Okay, okay. 1839 01:30:55,815 --> 01:30:57,715 Hey. 1840 01:30:59,086 --> 01:31:01,585 It's comfortable. Right? 1841 01:31:01,587 --> 01:31:03,821 How'd you come up with this idea? 1842 01:31:03,823 --> 01:31:07,526 Well, like any great idea, sir, it was spawned from necessity... 1843 01:31:07,528 --> 01:31:10,794 necessity, convenience, comfort. 1844 01:31:10,796 --> 01:31:15,133 Oh, i lost my palm tree. 1845 01:31:48,702 --> 01:31:52,736 ♪ I don't say much ♪ 1846 01:31:52,738 --> 01:31:56,206 ♪ you tell me that it's not enough ♪ 1847 01:31:56,208 --> 01:32:03,748 ♪ you say "okay" at the end of every day ♪ 1848 01:32:03,750 --> 01:32:08,018 ♪ well, i can't talk ♪ 1849 01:32:08,020 --> 01:32:10,988 ♪ until i lose a little luck ♪ 1850 01:32:10,990 --> 01:32:13,223 ♪ let's talk about my day ♪ 1851 01:32:13,225 --> 01:32:16,630 ♪ i'd do it if i could ♪ 1852 01:33:17,591 --> 01:33:19,424 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1853 01:33:19,426 --> 01:33:21,459 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1854 01:33:21,461 --> 01:33:24,928 ♪ whatever comes our way ♪ 1855 01:33:24,930 --> 01:33:26,897 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1856 01:33:26,899 --> 01:33:28,700 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1857 01:33:28,702 --> 01:33:32,570 ♪ whatever comes our way ♪ 1858 01:33:32,572 --> 01:33:34,371 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1859 01:33:34,373 --> 01:33:36,141 ♪ whatever comes ♪ 1860 01:33:36,143 --> 01:33:39,980 ♪ whatever comes our way ♪ 1861 01:33:39,982 --> 01:33:44,982 subtitles by explosiveskull 1862 01:33:53,592 --> 01:33:57,294 ♪ i don't know ♪ 1863 01:33:57,296 --> 01:34:00,432 ♪ if we'll grow ♪ 1864 01:34:00,434 --> 01:34:06,603 ♪ if we'll reap, reap just what we sow ♪ 1865 01:34:06,605 --> 01:34:09,874 ♪ but keep digging ♪ 1866 01:34:09,876 --> 01:34:13,044 ♪ just keep digging ♪ 1867 01:34:13,046 --> 01:34:20,951 ♪ and change your ground ♪ 1868 01:34:20,953 --> 01:34:24,522 ♪ when you want to ♪ 1869 01:34:24,524 --> 01:34:28,393 ♪ bury your head ♪ 1870 01:34:28,395 --> 01:34:34,833 ♪ just know that you're hiding god's face ♪ 1871 01:34:34,835 --> 01:34:37,936 ♪ when you feel like ♪ 1872 01:34:37,938 --> 01:34:41,606 ♪ you'd rather be dead ♪ 1873 01:34:41,608 --> 01:34:48,112 ♪ oh, remember you're your own saving grace ♪ 1874 01:34:48,114 --> 01:34:51,816 ♪ well, i don't know ♪ 1875 01:34:51,818 --> 01:34:55,219 ♪ if we'll grow ♪ 1876 01:34:55,221 --> 01:35:01,425 ♪ if we'll reap, reap just what we sow ♪ 1877 01:35:01,427 --> 01:35:04,862 ♪ but keep digging ♪ 1878 01:35:04,864 --> 01:35:07,766 ♪ just keep digging ♪ 1879 01:35:07,768 --> 01:35:14,938 ♪ and change your ground ♪ 1880 01:35:14,940 --> 01:35:21,812 ♪ change your ground ♪ 1881 01:35:21,814 --> 01:35:28,753 ♪ change your ground ♪ 1882 01:35:28,755 --> 01:35:35,527 ♪ change your ground ♪ 1883 01:35:35,529 --> 01:35:41,068 ♪ change your ground ♪ 136348