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DUDLEY,
ONE FOR THE BLEACHERS.
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NO, NO, NO.
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GINGER ONE -- COME ON.
RIGHT DOWN THIRD BASE.
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YOU CAN DO IT.
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ANGEL, BUNT. DO SOMETHING.
I DON'T CARE.
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EXCELLENT.
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FINALLY, I'M DONE.
WE CAN GO HOME NOW.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
NO. HOLD UP.
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WE ARE GOING AROUND AGAIN.
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WE'RE BATTING AROUND AGAIN.
[ ALL GROAN ]
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CANNON, WE'VE BEEN DOING
BATTING PRACTICE FOR TWO HOURS.
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RIGHT.
I HAVE A BLISTER,
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AND IT'S AFFECTING
MY "AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP.
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WELL, HERE'S TO YOUR
"AROUND THE WORLD" SNAP.
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WE'RE ALL GONNA BAT AGAIN
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UNTIL ONE OF YOU HIT IT
OUT OF THE INFIELD.
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HIT THE OUTFIELD GRASS,
JUST ONE OF YOU.
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EVERY OTHER TEAM
IN THE LEAGUE
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IS PLAYING NINE GUYS
IN THE INFIELD.
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THEY'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOUR WEAKNESS.
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WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA BE LONG
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BEFORE THEY JUST GO TO YOUR
DUGOUT AND STEAL YOUR WOMEN.
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WHAT WOMEN?
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MY POINT EXACTLY.
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NOW LET'S GO!
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BATTER UP. TOP OF THE ORDER,
WHOEVER THAT IS.
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HEY, JUNIOR!
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YOU WANT TO JOIN US OVER HERE
OR WHAT?
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I'M BUSY!
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[ THE DONNAS'
"YOU MAKE ME HOT" PLAYS ]
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* STANDING OVER THERE,
WAGGING YOUR HAIR *
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* THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT YOU DO *
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* LONG AND LEAN,
A ROCK-'N'-ROLL MACHINE *
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* I JUST WANT TO GET WITH YOU
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* COME ON, COME ON
Lulu: THAT ASS IS SO HARD,
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YOU COULD CRACK
OTHER HARD ASSES OFF IT. * I'M TALKING TO YOU
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CRACK, CRACK.
* YOU MAKE ME HOT
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
YEAH, BUT HE'S REALLY MORE MY SPEED.
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
OH, REALLY?
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
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OKAY.
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[ SIGHS ]
HMM.
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HIS NAME IS JACK.
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HE'S OUR LIQUOR REP
AT THE PIZZA PLACE.
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WELL, EVERYONE NEEDS
A SLUMP BUSTER NOW AND THEN.
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WHO AM I TO JUDGE?
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YEAH,
HE'S REALLY CHANNELING
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A WHOLE BEASTIE BOYS
"SABOTAGE" THING.
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AND I LIKE IT.
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I'M FEELING SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS GUY.
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HMM.
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I THINK YOU SHOULD
ASK HIM OUT. OH, WOW.
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I HAVEN'T ASKED OUT A GUY
SINCE I GOT PREGNANT AND SAID,
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"HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT
AND TALK."
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COME ON, DARLING.
ASK HIM OUT.
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WITH A MUSTACHE
LIKE THAT,
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HE'S BOUND TO BE
BRINGING THE THUNDER.
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OH, I WANT TO, LULU.
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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BUT I DON'T KNOW.
JUST NOT READY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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WELL, IF NOT YOU,
ME AND THE LADIES ARE GOING IN.
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HMM? MM-HMM.
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
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* YOU MAKE ME HOT
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Dick: OH, HEY, TERRY.
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JACK, YOU KNOW TERRY.
TERRY'S POOR.
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DICK GETS HIS HAIR
HIGHLIGHTED. TERRY'S POOR.
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DICK'S AFRAID OF BEES.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NOTHING THAT SMALL SHOULD BE
IMBUED WITH THAT MUCH POWER.
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JACK, CAN I...
TALK TO YOU?
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SURE.
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NOT...HERE.
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I HAVE A...
UM...BATHROOM QUESTION.
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FRONT TO BACK, TERRY.
ALWAYS FRONT TO BACK.
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DICK WEARS SPANX AND TRIES TO
PASS THEM OFF AS BICYCLE SHORTS. NO, HE DOESN'T, ACTUALLY.
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THAT'S A LIE.
WHERE YOU GUYS GOING?
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SO, UH, JACK,
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU
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AT THE PIZZA PLACE,
AND I THINK YOU'RE NICE.
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AND I THINK I'M NICE.
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AND I THINK
WE'D BE NICE TOGETHER.
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DO YOU LIKE FOOD?
I LIKE FOOD.
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OF COURSE YOU LIKE FOOD.
YOU'D DIE WITHOUT FOOD.
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I'M...DYING RIGHT NOW.
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DO YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER
SOMETIME?
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HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
I WILL CALL YOU LATER.
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SOUNDS GOOD.
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CALL WHO LATER?
[ GASPS ] UGH.
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WHO THE HELL WAS THAT?
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NONE OF
YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.
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WHY AREN'T YOU WITH THE KIDS?
OH, YEAH, ABOUT THAT.
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HOW MANY
DID WE START OFF WITH TODAY?
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12.
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SO, NOT 8?
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WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS!
WE SWITCHED UNIFORMS!
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HMM.
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* I'M BACK
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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* I'M BACK
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GREAT, JACK. SO, I WILL SEE YOU
AT SIDECAR AT 9:00.
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JACK: Sounds good.
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I --
[ Click ]
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[ Dialing ]
OH, UH, WAIT A SECOND.
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HEY, I'M ON THE PHONE!
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WHO IS THIS?
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WHO DO YOU THINK
IT IS?
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HELLO?
DAD, I'M ON THE PHONE.
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HANG UP THE PHONE.
TERRY? TERRY, HOW DID YOU GET ON HERE?
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YOU HAVE TWO PHONES.
I DO?
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OKAY. JACK, I AM --
[ Click ]
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[ Dialing ]
DAD, HANG UP THE PHONE.
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[ Dialing ]
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Why don't you
just come in the other room
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and talk to me?
HANG UP THE PHONE.
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[ Dialing ]
JACK, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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IT'S OKAY. YOU --
HELLO? JACK?
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OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA --
TERRY?
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IT'S --
DAD!
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HELLO?
Ugh, Jack.
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NO, IT'S STILL ME.
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HANG UP THE PHONE!
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[ BEEP ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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Terry Sr.: HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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YOU GOT A FACE
ON YOUR FACE.
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THERE'S THIS KID, AND HE CHEATED
OFF MY TEST TODAY AT SCHOOL.
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DID HE PAY YOU?
NO.
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DID YOU SMACK HIM
IN THE MOUTH? NO.
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WHAT DID YOU DO
TO THIS KID?
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I DIDN'T REALLY
DO ANYTHING.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE
ANY PROBLEMS.
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UH-HUH.
Terry Jr.: HEY, BUDDY.
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HEY, TERRY.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HOME.
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ANYWAY, I HAVE TO STOP BY WORK
AND PICK UP MY CHECK.
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DANNY NEEDS
SOME NEW SHOES.
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I NEED YOU TO TAKE HIM
TO THE STORE. DOESN'T SOUND LIKE
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I GOT A COUPLE EPISODES
OF "HART TO HART" ON TAPE,
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AND STEFANIE POWERS --
[ GRUNTS ]
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DAD, HELP ME OUT.
HELP OUT YOUR GRANDSON.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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YOUR GRANDSON.
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I WILL, UH --
I WILL STRAIGHTEN DANNY BOY OUT.
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YOU, THOUGH --
YOU WILL BRING ME HOME PIZZA
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FROM THE PLACE YOU WORK AT.
I'M GONNA BE HOME LATE.
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WHY? WHAT WOULD BE DELAYING
MY FOOD?
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I HAVE A DATE.
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WHAT?
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DANNY,
IT IS JUST ONE DATE.
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IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
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THAT'S FINE. HAVE FUN.
NICE.
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I HAPPEN
TO HATE THIS GUY.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
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AND YOU'VE NEVER LIKED
ANYONE I'VE DATED.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
T-THE KID WITH THE LIMP.
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YOU GAVE HIM THAT LIMP.
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YOU HIT HIM WITH THE CAR.
BUMPED HIM.
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I AM A GROWN WOMAN.
BUTT OUT.
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I DON'T LIKE THIS GUY.
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SNEAKERS.
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I LOVE YOU, DANNY.
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FATHER.
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Father!
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[ SIGHS ]
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SO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DARLING, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
VERY SEXY.
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DOES IT SAY, "I WANT TO SLEEP
WITH YOU ON THE FIRST DATE
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BUT I DON'T DO THIS
OFTEN"?
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OH, WOW, DARLING.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
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WAS BUSH STILL AROUND?
NO. OBAMA.
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU THOUGHT
I MEANT THE PRESIDENT.
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YOU ARE SO CUTE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU KNOW...
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I THINK I MIGHT LIKE
THIS GUY.
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WELL, THEN SLEEP WITH HIM,
DARLING. MEN LOVE THAT.
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SO, THE RULES ABOUT WAITING
AND ALL THAT, THEY'RE GONE?
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LOOK, DARLING, THE MAIN THING
HERE IS TO BE HONEST.
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HONEST.
I CAN DO THAT.
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YEAH, WELL,
UNLESS HE ASKS ABOUT YOUR AGE
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OR THE NUMBER OF MEN
YOU'VE SLEPT WITH.
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THEN YOU ROUND DOWN.
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WELL, I'VE ONLY BEEN
WITH TWO.
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ROUND UP.
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OKAY.
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SO, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY
THAT'S WHY THE CANNON
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HAS BEEN [CLICKS TONGUE]
BANNED FROM CANADA.
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TYPICALLY,
A VERY TOLERANT COUNTRY.
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BUT WHATEVER.
HE SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
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KIND OF NEED TO MEET HIM.
UH, LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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YOU WILL NOT BE MEETING MY DAD.
NOTHING AGAINST YOU.
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HE'S BEEN A LITTLE
OVERPROTECTIVE SINCE MY DIVORCE.
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DIVORCE?
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
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I AM DIVORCED,
WHICH IS WHY I LIVE WITH MY DAD.
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IT'S NOT SOMETHING
I HOPED FOR,
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BUT AT LEAST MY SON
HAS A MAN IN HIS LIFE. YOUR SON?
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LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.
YES, I HAVE A SON.
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I GOT PREGNANT
WHEN I WAS 20,
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AND I AM TELLING YOU
WAY TOO MUCH FOR A FIRST DATE.
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LOOK, I JUST WANT TO BE
TOTALLY HONEST WITH YOU.
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LET ME STOP YOU
RIGHT THERE.
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DESPITE YOUR APPARENT INABILITY
TO EDIT YOURSELF
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AND SOME REALLY SIZEABLE
BAGGAGE,
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I REALLY APPRECIATE
THE HONESTY.
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HMM.
I ALSO THINK YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
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POINT FOR YOU.
AND IF WE'RE BEING HONEST,
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I MIGHT HAVE JUST A LITTLE BIT
OF BAGGAGE MYSELF.
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I MAY HAVE QUIT MY JOB
ONE SUMMER
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AND GONE ON THE ROAD
FOLLOWING...
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COLDPLAY.
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CHECK.
POINT FOR YOU.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
COLDPLAY CONFESSIONS ASIDE, I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY
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WHO REALLY --
REALLY LIKES YOU.
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YEAH?
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AND JAMIROQUAI.
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[ BELL DINGS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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HOW THOSE FEEL?
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GREAT.
THEY'RE EXPENSIVE.
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NOT A PROBLEM.
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LOOK, HERE'S WHAT
I WANT YOU TO DO.
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KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,
BE REAL CONFIDENT,
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AND WHEN I SAY GO...
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YOU WALK OUT THAT DOOR
WITH THEM ON YOUR FEET.
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WHAT?
YOU MEAN STEAL THEM?
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I MEAN GO. I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET ARRESTED.
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NOW LET'S GO.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT.
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00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,260
NOW.
229
00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,560
[ ALARM BLARING ]
230
00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,725
Man: EXCUSE ME. SIR?
231
00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,904
HEY. HEY, STOP!
232
00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,638
Terry Sr.:
JUST WATCH THIS.
233
00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:27,744
[ CLICK ]
234
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:28,975
SEE?
235
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,149
YOU CAN BEAT ANY SECURITY
WITH A FORK AND A MAGNET.
236
00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,649
CANNON, WE SHOULDN'T HAVE
STOLEN THOSE SHOES.
237
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,081
WHAT'S THE "WE" CRAP?
"WE"? NO, YOU.
238
00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,516
YEAH. ANYWAY, LOOK --
239
00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,591
THE CHINAMEN PEOPLE,
THEY MAKE THESE FOR 3 CENTS.
240
00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:42,361
THE STORE SELLS THEM FOR WHAT?
$100?
241
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,359
THAT'S STEALING,
YOU KNOW.
242
00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,931
I MEAN, WE'RE BASICALLY PAYING
3 CENTS UNDER WHOLESALE.
243
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,830
MAGNET, FORK -- DONE.
RIGHT?
244
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,502
"THANKS,
GRANDPA CANNON."
245
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:55,341
YOU'RE WELCOME, SON.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
246
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,298
YOU'RE WELCOME.
247
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,206
[ CHUCKLES ]
248
00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,440
I GUESS
THIS IS GOOD NIGHT.
249
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,905
[ SIGHS ]
I WISH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO END.
250
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,075
ME NEITHER.
251
00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,513
SO, WHY DID YOU
BRING ME HOME?
252
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,417
I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN.
WHY DID YOU LET ME?
253
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,219
UGH. I'M NEW AT THIS.
254
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,451
I WOULD LOVE
TO INVITE YOU IN,
255
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:16,116
BUT MY 73-YEAR-OLD SUITCASE
IS INSIDE.
256
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,116
HMM.
257
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,887
WE COULD GO SOMEPLACE ELSE.
YES, PLEASE.
258
00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,357
Terry Sr.:
NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE!
259
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,204
I'M GETTING THE HOSE!
A PIPE!
260
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,570
AND NOW
THE NIGHT HAS ENDED.
261
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:26,569
AND A BAG OF NICKELS!
I'M SORRY, JACK.
262
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,240
[ CLATTER ]
TERRY, IT IS OKAY.
263
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,239
I'M GETTING A BAT!
264
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:31,870
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
AND A SWORD!
265
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,405
AND I'M NOT SEEING
ANYONE ELSE.
266
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,781
AN AK-47!
267
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,909
THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
268
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,954
A BOMB!
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR ASS UP!
269
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,779
YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
270
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,954
THANK YOU.
271
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,952
GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!
272
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,254
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
273
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,915
WHAT WAS THAT?
274
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,455
WERE YOU SITTING BY THE DOOR,
SPYING ON ME?
275
00:09:50,490 --> 00:09:52,090
GEEZ, TERRY.
WHEN DID YOU GET HOME?
276
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,585
WHY DON'T YOU
JUST DRINK YOUR VITAMIN MILK
277
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,497
AND GO TO BED AT 8:00
LIKE ALL THE OTHER SENIORS?
278
00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:59,068
KEEP IT OFF MY PERIMETER.
YOU WERE UN-HOLYING MY DOORSTEP.
279
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,229
A MISTAKE
I WON'T MAKE AGAIN.
280
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,898
HEY, MOM.
HOW WAS YOUR DATE?
281
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,136
IT WAS NICE.
282
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,471
HEY, THOSE SNEAKS LOOK GREAT.
HOW MUCH WERE THEY?
283
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,576
UH, NOT MUCH.
284
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,008
THEY -- OH.
285
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,483
WE GOT IT...TH-THREE CENTS
UNDER WHOLESALE.
286
00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,612
UH, THE --
A BIG SALE?
287
00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,678
THEY WERE ON A SALE,
SO...
288
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,816
YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT TO GO
DO MY HOMEWORK.
289
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:21,791
IS HE OKAY?
290
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,162
NO. OBVIOUSLY NOT.
291
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:26,161
BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A DATE
WITH A LOSER.
292
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,963
OH.
WHATEVER THAT GUY IS -- LITTLE GEEK.
293
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,171
OBVIOUSLY.
294
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:35,099
[ BELL DINGS ]
295
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:38,935
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SO GOOD
WITH THOSE SNEAKERS YESTERDAY,
296
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,612
I THINK THE TEAM NEEDS
A COUPLE NEW BATS.
297
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,141
HOW AM I GONNA STEAL --
NO, NO, NO. SHH, SHH, SHH.
298
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,519
PIECE OF CAKE.
299
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:50,178
CANNON, I DON'T KNOW
WHY WE'RE DOING THIS.
300
00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,377
SHH, KID.
301
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:54,548
HEY, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, WISE GUY?
302
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,717
YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF.
303
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,156
THE KID WAS BORN
WITH JIMMY LEGS.
304
00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,990
HE AIN'T GOT
NO TELETHON.
305
00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,374
SO, YOU DIDN'T SLEEP
WITH JACK?
306
00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,528
NO. I WAS CANNON-BLOCKED.
OH.
307
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:09,697
BUT IT COULD BE
A GOOD THING.
308
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,637
I LIKE HIM,
SO MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT.
309
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,371
OH, NO. NO, DARLING.
YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH.
310
00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,037
YOU NEED TO GET
YOUR LEG OVER.
311
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,306
TONIGHT?
TONIGHT.
312
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:18,684
TONIGHT.
TONIGHT.
313
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,482
OH, YEAH.
WHOA. YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP WITH JACK?
314
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,483
HOW DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I'M STANDING RIGHT OVER THERE.
315
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,645
AND BESIDES,
WHEN YOU TWO TALK,
316
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,323
YOU YELL
LIKE A COUPLE OF MAGPIES.
317
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,322
WHY ARE YOU WEARING
A FAKE MUSTACHE?
318
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,824
THIS IS NOT
A FAKE MUSTACHE.
319
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,156
I GOT SO MUCH TESTE
COURSING THROUGH MY MAN VEINS,
320
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,931
I GROW THESE THINGS
OVERNIGHT.
321
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,830
BUT LISTEN TO ME --
YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH HIM.
322
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,932
HE'S A BAD GUY.
[ SCOFFS ] OH, MY GOD.
323
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:39,674
COMING FROM YOU,
THAT MEANS LESS THAN NOTHING.
324
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,169
OKAY. YOU CAN'T GO OUT TONIGHT
'CAUSE, UH...YOU'RE WORKING.
325
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,502
MY SHIFT JUST ENDED.
326
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,006
WELL, YOU GOT TO COVER
FOR BILLY.
327
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,768
I HAD TO FIRE HIM.
WHAT?
328
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,777
IT'S JUST NOT WORKING OUT.
WE ALL KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME.
329
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,609
Terry Jr.:
YOU'RE NOT FIRED, BILLY. PACK IT UP, BILLY.
330
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:52,953
LOOK, I AM GOING OUT
WITH JACK TONIGHT, END OF STORY.
331
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,680
IT IS NOT YOUR BUSINESS
OR ANYONE ELSE'S.
332
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,584
OKAY, THEN.
YOU'RE FIRED.
333
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:59,086
[ SCOFFS ] NO, SHE'S NOT,
FREDDIE MERCURY.
334
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,063
DANG IT.
335
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,689
BILLY, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
336
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,363
GET TO WORK.
337
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,493
I'M BACK!
338
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,061
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
339
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,367
HEY, HEY, HEY!
HANG ON!
340
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,429
Terry Sr.:
I ALMOST BEANED YOU.
341
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,766
WHAT'S WITH
THAT STUPID MUSTACHE?
342
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:17,103
OH, YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT?
343
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,037
NO, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE
A BIGGER IDIOT.
344
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,712
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
IT'S PRETTY BOSS, RIGHT? COME HERE.
345
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,540
FOR LIKE THE TOM SELLECK LOOK,
IT'S PRETTY -- NOT BAD.
346
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,875
OW! OW!
347
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:27,051
OKAY, THAT IS WHAT A NON-MANLY
PERSON WOULD SAY RIGHT THERE.
348
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,050
IS TERRY HOME? I GOT --
I GOT TO TALK TO HER.
349
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,552
NO, SHE'S NOT.
NEITHER ARE YOU.
350
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,553
HANG ON, HANG ON,
HANG ON, HANG ON!
351
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,715
SHE'S DATING A BAD GUY,
OKAY?
352
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,963
SHE'S ABOUT TO MAKE
A HUGE MISTAKE.
353
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,289
WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS? BECAUSE I SHOULD.
354
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:41,425
SHE'S GONNA GET HURT,
AND SHE DESERVES BETTER, SO...
355
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,101
IF YOU'RE LYING TO ME
FOR ANY STUPID REASON,
356
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,430
I WILL END YOU.
357
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,634
OKAY, THAT'S A BIT EXTREME,
BUT I'M NOT LYING.
358
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:48,967
I SWEAR.
359
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,302
I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T
GO TELL HER,
360
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,437
"THIS GUY'S BAD NEWS."
RIGHT.
361
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,472
AND IN HER HEAD,
YOU KNOW, SHE THINKS
362
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,137
I'M AN OVER-REACTIONARY.
IMAGINE THAT.
363
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,946
I GUESS I GOT TO GET
SOME PROOF.
364
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,278
WELL, DO IT QUICK
BECAUSE TONIGHT'S
365
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,453
"THE NIGHT,"
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
366
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,152
YOU DID GOOD TELLING ME.
367
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,094
AND THE NEXT TIME I FEEL LIKE
BASHING IN YOUR FACE,
368
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,820
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
DEAL.
369
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,027
YOU WANT TO WALK THROUGH
THIS WAY? I DON'T. THIS IS FINE.
370
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,189
SEE YA.
371
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:16,126
Terry Jr.:
THANKS AGAIN FOR DINNER.
372
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,773
SECOND DATE IN THE BOOKS.
373
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,599
OOH! COMFY ROOM.
374
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,874
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
375
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,714
THE LAST TIME I DID THIS,
THERE WERE ONLY TWO POSITIONS.
376
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,009
HAS THAT CHANGED?
377
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,011
YEAH. INTERNET'S
OPENED UP EVERYTHING.
378
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,613
NOT EVERYTHING.
379
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,784
NOTED.
HMM. [ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
380
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,024
MM.
381
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,519
HUNTER?
HUNTER: Coach Terry,
382
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,351
my parents never showed up
to get me from the library.
383
00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,688
They're not answering
their cellphones, either.
384
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,693
Something's wrong.
You have to come get me.
385
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,696
There are strangers
anywhere.
386
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,858
WHAT?
387
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,527
IT SAYS "EVERYWHERE."
388
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,874
SAY IT OR YOU DON'T GET
THE MONEY.
389
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,200
I MEAN...
390
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:57,044
There are strangers everywhere.
Please come get me.
391
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,840
I'M SCARED.
TERRY JR.: Okay.
392
00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:02,812
A-ALL RIGHT. JUST STAY RIGHT
THERE. I'M ON MY WAY, OKAY?
393
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,312
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
LET'S HIT THE LIBRARY.
394
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,575
THAT WAS FUN.
[ SIGHS ]
395
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,245
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
396
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,817
SO, I JUST HAD TO
PICK UP HUNTER
397
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,986
BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT HIM
OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY.
398
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,356
THESE PARENTS --
399
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:22,603
ALL BUSY WITH THEIR AUDIOBOOKS
AND GAY WEDDINGS.
400
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,169
SO, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
401
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,598
HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?
402
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,833
[ FOOT STAMPS ]
403
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,997
WE'RE GOING OUT AGAIN.
404
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,267
THIS AIN'T OVER, OLD MAN.
405
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,978
NO, IT AIN'T, JUNIOR.
406
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,678
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH ]
407
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,924
***
408
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,691
Dong: MR. CANNON?
409
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,863
WHY YOU TELL US TO GO
TO BATTING CAGE
410
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,462
AND NOW WE IN CAR?
411
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,164
EACH OF YOU HAS
A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS,
412
00:14:58,165 --> 00:14:59,525
NONE OF WHICH IS BASEBALL.
413
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,896
DONG,
YOU HANDLE THE VIDEO
414
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,795
BECAUSE YOUR PEOPLE
LOVE CAMERAS.
415
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,966
FAT KID,
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE LUNCH.
416
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,036
CHECK.
417
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,405
GINGERS, IF THINGS GO BAD HERE,
YOU'RE THE PATSIES.
418
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,982
WHAT'S A PATSY?
WHAT'S A PATSY?
419
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,251
PERFECT.
420
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,279
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
421
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,524
***
422
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,886
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
423
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,920
Terry Sr.:
HEY! HEY! DONG!
424
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,787
SORRY, MR. THE CANNON.
425
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,672
[ TIRES SCREECH, HORN BLARES ]
426
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,601
GO FAST!
AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!
427
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,306
***
428
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,247
Terry Sr.: ALL RIGHT,
CAUGHT HIM IN THE ACT.
429
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,750
THAT LOOKS LIKE THREE KEYS
OF PRIME-GRADE HORSE TO ME.
430
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,082
JUST LIKE "THE WIRE."
431
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,418
YEAH.
432
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,693
DIDN'T I TELL YOU
NOT TO EAT IN THE DAMN CAR?
433
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,863
YOU SAID A BAD WORD!
YOU SAID A BAD WORD!
434
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,630
YOU WANT TO HEAR
BAD WORDS?
435
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,259
TWO TWINS GOT LEFT
BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
436
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,434
FOCUS!
437
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,902
DONG, YOU GETTING THIS?
438
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,165
[ HAMMERING ]
439
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,669
WHOA.
CANNON, WHAT IS THAT?
440
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,536
UM...EXHIBIT "A."
441
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,935
IT'S REALLY
NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.
442
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,477
HEY, HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME
443
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,782
TO THE BATTING CAGES
WITH THE OTHER KIDS? YOU'RE NOT AN IDIOT.
444
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,224
HOW DID SCHOOL GO?
445
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,950
WE GOT OUR TESTS BACK.
AND?
446
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,954
I GOT 100.
ALL RIGHT.
447
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,386
WHAT DID THAT KID THAT CHEATED
FROM YOU -- WHAT DID HE GET? 100.
448
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,233
MADE YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP,
HUH?
449
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,229
KIND OF.
450
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,630
"KIND OF"?
YEAH. KIND OF.
451
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:35,901
"KIND OF"?
UH...
452
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,528
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
GO PUT YOUR SWEATSHIRT ON.
453
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,731
***
454
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,574
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
DO I KNOW YOU?
455
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,206
WELL, I'D LIKE TO
INTRODUCE YOU TO, UH,
456
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,982
HELEN HUNT
AND PAUL REISER.
457
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,480
NOW YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE WE GET MAD ABOUT YOU.
458
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,753
GO.
GET OUT OF HERE.
459
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,093
COME ON, KID.
WE'RE LEAVING.
460
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,718
NO. CANNON,
I CAN'T DO THIS.
461
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,862
I'M DONE WITH IT.
I CAN'T SLEEP.
462
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,819
AND I'M HAVING
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
463
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,827
I HAVEN'T POOPED IN DAYS.
464
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,329
I SAID WE'RE LEAVING.
465
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,501
NO, WE'RE NOT.
466
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,499
YOU SAYING NO TO ME?
467
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,400
I'M SAYING NO.
NO MORE STEALING.
468
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,032
NONE. UNH-UNH.
469
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,368
THAT'S GREAT. SEE?
THAT'S GREAT.
470
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,344
YOU'RE FINALLY
STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF.
471
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,172
THAT'S WHAT
YOU SHOULD HAVE DID
472
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,078
WITH THAT KID
THAT WAS CHEATING OFF OF YOU. [ STAMMERS ]
473
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,210
THIS WHOLE CRIME SPREE,
474
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,914
THIS WAS JUST YOU
TEACHING ME A LESSON?
475
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,575
YEAH. YOU CAN'T LET ANYBODY
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU.
476
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,675
WE'RE GANNONS, MAN.
WE'RE LEADERS.
477
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,847
IF ANYBODY'S GONNA TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF ANYBODY, IT IS US.
478
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,016
YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TOLD ME THAT. YEAH, I MEAN,
479
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,355
I COULD TELL YOU
A LOT OF THINGS,
480
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,360
BUT UNTIL YOU LOOK IT IN THE EYE
AND WASH ITS BACK...
481
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,692
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!
482
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,698
SO ENDETH THE LESSON.
483
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,601
COME ON. HURRY UP.
484
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,073
CLEANUP IN AISLE 12!
485
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,571
[ FEEDBACK ]
Man: JANITORIAL SERVICES TO AISLE 10.
486
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,413
12!
A-AISLE 12.
487
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,769
YOU READY TO GO,
BEAUTIFUL?
488
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,776
JUST AFTER I CHANGE,
HOT STUFF.
489
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,879
SCRATCH THAT.
490
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,710
WHAT ABOUT "BABE"?
DOES "BABE" SOUND WEIRD?
491
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,876
NOT COMING OUT
OF YOUR MOUTH.
492
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,123
[ SLOW CLAPPING ]
Dick: OH, YEAH.
493
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,219
VERY GOOD, JACK.
VERY GOOD.
494
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,891
HEY, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO THE CANNON,
495
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,759
A.K.A. THE CANNON.
496
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,459
Terry Sr.:
I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU
497
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,261
TO A WORLD OF PAIN.
YEAH, GET HIM! GET HIM!
498
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,793
DAD, STOP! STOP!
499
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,657
GEEZ.
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU -- YOU DISRESPECT MY DAUGHTER?
500
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:17,826
YOU THINK I'M GONNA LET YOU
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER,
501
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,134
YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE?!
502
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,566
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?!
503
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,740
HE'S A LOWLIFE.
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU. HERE. I GOT THIS.
504
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,940
I GOT HIM GOOD.
THERE HE IS.
505
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:28,312
THERE HE IS
WITH A BUNCH OF DRUGGIES.
506
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,481
YOU FOLLOWED HIM AROUND
WITH A VIDEO CAMERA?
507
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,809
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
508
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,113
YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN THIS,
FLYBOY?
509
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,275
I'M HANGING OUT
WITH THOSE GUYS
510
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,953
'CAUSE I'M GOING
TO A MEETING WITH THEM.
511
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:37,851
I'M IN RECOVERY.
FIVE YEARS CLEAN THIS WEEK.
512
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,454
YOU'RE A QUITTER.
513
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,093
HERE --
I GOT IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY
514
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,921
THAT THIS PACKAGE
HAD DRUGS IN IT.
515
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,626
WHAT AUTHORITY?
THE FAT KID.
516
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,958
JUST LIKE "THE WIRE."
517
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,803
YOU MEAN THE GAME CONSOLE
I BOUGHT OFF OF CRAIGSLIST
518
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,869
BECAUSE TERRY MENTIONED
DANNY WANTED ONE? YOU'RE SO SWEET.
519
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,499
SWEET, MY ASS. HERE'S
THE "PIECE OF RESISTANCE,"
520
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,195
THE "COOP DE GRASS."
HMM?
521
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,707
Jack: [ Distant ]
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ROMANTIC.
522
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:01,768
WHO IS THE BIMBO YOU'RE PLAYING
HEADBOARD HOCKEY WITH IN THERE?
523
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,778
TELL ME WHO.
[ SIGHS ]
524
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:04,980
DAD, THAT'S ME.
525
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,479
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
526
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:12,115
NO, NO. NO, I'M NOT.
527
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,721
LOOK...
528
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:16,563
I SEEN YOU, YOU KNOW,
UNHAPPY ONCE.
529
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,389
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT
HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?
530
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,485
I KNOW.
531
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,986
AND I APPRECIATE
YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME,
532
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,557
BUT I DON'T NEED
YOUR PROTECTION.
533
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:27,396
IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
I AM YOUR DAUGHTER.
534
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,674
I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.
535
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,242
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
NOT TRUE.
536
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,242
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
NOT TRUE.
537
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,643
AND THE FACE-BASHING DEAL
IS OFF.
538
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,814
WE HAD A DEAL.
THERE IS NO DEAL.
539
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,142
YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT BACK.
I'M GONNA GET YOU, MAN.
540
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,146
THE FACE-BASHING DEAL IS OFF.
JUST GET.
541
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,248
I'LL SHOW YOU A DEAL.
542
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:44,250
WOW -- YOU ARE AMAZINGLY
WELL-ADJUSTED,
543
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:45,494
CONSIDERING YOU HAVE HIM
FOR A FATHER.
544
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,658
I NEVER WANT TO SEE
YOUR SORRY ASS AGAIN, JACK.
545
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,318
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I ALMOST SLEPT WITH YOU.
546
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:55,328
THAT WAS NOT ME ON THAT VIDEO.
I WAS NEVER IN ROOM 625.
547
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,332
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL YOUR DAD
IT WAS?
548
00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,495
'CAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO LET HIM WIN.
549
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,172
BUT HE'S RIGHT --
YOU'RE A BAD GUY AND A LIAR.
550
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,001
THIS IS DATING.
AND I NEVER LIED TO YOU.
551
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,167
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
YOU DID LIE.
552
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,665
YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T SEEING
ANYONE ELSE.
553
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,007
I'M NOT SEEING HER.
WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN, YOU KNOW?
554
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,512
LIKE YOU AND ME.
555
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,854
"HAVING FUN"?
556
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,179
WELL...
557
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,023
HA. RIGHT.
558
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,619
YOU KNOW...
559
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:23,022
THE 19-YEAR-OLD ME WOULD HAVE
SLEPT WITH YOU ANYWAY.
560
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,015
AND THE 25-YEAR-OLD ME
WOULD HAVE IGNORED THE SIGNS
561
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,687
THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING
WITH OTHER WOMEN.
562
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,197
BUT I'VE ALREADY DONE
ALL THAT.
563
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,739
SO NOW, THE 32-YEAR-OLD ME
IS JUST GONNA DO THIS.
564
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,873
[ THUD ]
OHH!
565
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,914
[ THUD ]
[ GROANS ]
566
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,568
I'M A GANNON.
567
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,207
NO ONE TAKES ADVANTAGE
OF ME ANYMORE.
568
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,912
AND I'M TAKING THIS.
569
00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:50,246
[ CRIES ]
570
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,193
***
571
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,088
I'D LIKE TO RETURN THESE.
572
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,298
I STOLE THEM THE OTHER DAY,
AND I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT.
573
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,332
THAT STUFF ISN'T STOLEN.
574
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,167
[ SCOFFS ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
575
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,741
YOU'RE THE CANNON'S
GRANDSON, RIGHT?
576
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,910
BEFORE YOU CAME IN,
HE PAID FOR ALL THIS.
577
00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,069
HE TOLD ME HE WAS, UH,
TEACHING YOU A LESSON.
578
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,277
HE'S A MANIAC.
579
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,350
BUT IF YOU STILL
WANT TO RETURN THEM,
580
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,648
I CAN GIVE YOU CASH
OR STORE CREDIT.
581
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,210
CASH.
582
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:31,794
AND HERE ENDETH THE LESSON.
583
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:32,834
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
584
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,628
Terry Sr.:
NO ONE'S GOING NOWHERE!
585
00:21:36,678 --> 00:21:41,228
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