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Breakfast is ready!

Mom, can I have some money?

Good morning to you, too! Great to see you!

Good morning, Mom. Give me some money, please.

It's for our comedy show, we need costumes.

So, we're chipping in 5 grand each.

Mom, where should I put this? It just fell out, it was an accident.

I told you a thousand times not to play with a ball at home.

A new purse? Trendy.

Now, sit!

Why aren't you behaving yourself?

-Eat! -I did it accidentally.

Well, Mom, can I have the money?

And Lena wants to borrow.

Lena, you say.

Come on, Mom!

Here.

Oh. Thank you, Mom.

-I need to run. I will be home late. -And breakfast?

No, thanks. I don't want to keep Lena waiting.

Tema, are you coming?

Mom, may I miss school today? And gymnastics, too?

My leg hurts.

Tanya, you've been running rampant and suddenly your leg hurts?

I felt it just now. It really hurts. May I at least miss gymnastics?

Tanya, please stop whining.

Dad, may I stay at home today? My leg hurts.

Yes, you may.

Tanya, you are going to school first and then to your gymnastics class.

Without a word. Got it?

-Get dressed, I'II drive you to school. -Eat first, I cooked for you.

-We'II stop at McDonald's on our way. -Yay!

Thank you, Artem!

AN ORDINARY WOMAN

-Hello! -Galya, how are things?

Nothing to speak of. The delegates are leaving for sightseeing.

-Are you coming? -On my way.

-Marina, do you have a plan? -I do.

Excuse me, would you let us out?

Sorry.

What's that?

Are you out of your mind?

She won't fit in there.

I'm not cutting her up.

Galya, calm down. What about cameras?

It's a dummy on this floor. In the lobby it's working.

-So? -What?

-Have you wiped it? -I didn't.

I have no clue in this. Why are you looking at me like that?

No reason. Just open that door.

Let's not go in there!

Is this really your plan? We need to ask for help.

My friend's husband is a traffic cop. We can call him.

A traffic cop, seriously?

I don't know. You must have someone for your protection.

You watch crime shows too much.

What protection? Cops are expensive. I solve my problems on my own.

Marina, I'm warning you. I'm not cutting her.

Hello, Granny!

Yes, I'm going to. Classes start later today.

I meant to tell you not to let them in, if they show up. OK?

What do you mean?

Please, don't start that again.

They are not good people. Fuck such people.

Gran?

I'm sorry. I didn't

Hello?

SVETA MOBILE PHONE

The subscriber phone is switched off or it's currently unavailable.

Marina, let's put her into the bathtub.

-As if she has done it herself. -What has she done herself?

Strangled herself with a stocking before drowning?

There are bruises on her neck.

Let's hang her, then.

-As if she has hung herself. -Come on, go over there.

-What should we do? -Well, Galya,

we need to turn the mattress. Grab that side.

A bit towards your side.

-Here it is! -Oh my Goodness!

Here.

Done.

Oh my God!

These are no good for cutting.

Let's use the trash bags.

My dear Galya, we are not cutting anybody up.

We need to put her

inside.

Oh my Goodness!

Nika!

How far along are you?

Seven weeks.

Mifepristone, then.

That's how you're asking me about it?

As an order? Without as much as a discussion?

Nothing to discuss.

I told you that my family and our relationship shouldn't mix.

Do you want to raise this child alone?

You are a doctor.

You know far too well time is precious.

For now, you can save yourself the trouble with just one pill.

Brilliant!

You're making decisions like during surgery.

Efficiently, fast and cold-heartedly.

Never make mistakes, do you?

I'm off.

Go ahead.

-Damn. -Not!

It's not working.

Well.

So, Galya, go and cut the mattress on that side.

I'II take a towel.

Well.

-What's next? -Come here.

Take the towel. And put her hand

through this hole.

-Her hand through here? -Yes, go ahead.

Now, go around to the other side

and pull.

Come on.

-Should I get inside? -Where are you?

-Have you reached it? -Not yet!

-I have. -Hang on!

How is it going?

-Lift her up. -I'II tell you.

-Are you ready? -I am.

Let's do this. One!

Two!

Three!

Oh!

Go ahead. Pull!

Hang on!

I'm holding it.

Go ahead! Come on!

Hang on! Going through?

Going through! Come on!

A little bit more!

So? She's inside.

She's inside.

It worked.

So

Do you know how to sew?

So, I only got ten.

Petya has even less.

We're screwed again.

Can't you discreetly take money from your mother?

-Katya? -What do you want?

Listen, it's my birthday.

Cool. Grats! Many happy returns!

Thanks!

I'm throwing a party today at my place.

Everyone's coming. Are you coming?

So tempting. But no.

Nursery homes are more fun than your parties.

It's going to be cool, I swear.

Vodka, long drinks, a real grownup party.

Vodka is so grownup!

I don't know. I can get some substances. If you like.

-I haven't bought any for some time. -Like never?

Why so?

You know, just leave us alone.

You'II come, will you?

Yep. See you, birthday boy!

-Those freaks are like children. -I don't know.

Look, I need to rush to Petya.

Will you cover for me at the class? And throw out my coffee.

Katya, are you kidding?

If he finds out, he'II not just kick me out, he'II rip my balls off.

Petya, it's our shot to get some fast money.

Those geeks are an easy mark.

Vlad won't notice a thing.

He's a cop, he notices everything.

Even if he deals with this stuff, it doesn't mean we stock it at home.

Well, you said you know where his stash is.

It was a while ago.

What does it matter?

Well good, even if I manage to get some,

there will be two grams, tops.

You'II sell it to your geeks.

We'II earn nothing but pain in the ass.

I see, Petya.

It's fine not to have any balls, but I won't take it.

Katya, come on.

Katya, damn, come on!

Poor girl.

Marina, it's not our fault, is it?

I even lit a candle for her yesterday.

How did you check her in?

What do you mean?

The name?

Ekaterina Novikova.

How do you dial reception?

Three zeroes.

Well, Galya

So, tidy yourself up and go downstairs.

Go ahead.

Hello!

Hello, Marina! I've done everything. I could bring the certificates.

Just send me a photocopy.

There are some people interested. Get ready, maybe even today.

How much is it in the end?

I can't tell you yet, Zhenya.

But we may get even more than we thought.

I'm busy now, I'II call you back as soon as I know the details.

What should I wear? I mean to work.

You know what.

Something sexy but innocent.

In pale color.

Something lacy.

Got it. Sorry. Have you heard from Sveta lately?

I can't reach her. Her phone is off.

I haven't, Zhenya.

Now I have to go.

Bye! Let's keep in touch.

Bye!

Hello, this is the reception.

Hello, reception, this is Ekaterina Novikova, room 616.

Galina, the woman from room 616 is raising hell.

Says, her mattress is old and springs are poking out.

Fine, but not "woman", the word is "guest". OK?

They purchase this old crap, and we have to sort it out.

Tatiana Abramovna, good afternoon!

The guests keep complaining, now it's about mattresses.

We need a replacement in 616.

Special offer until the end of the month. Buy two sets and get one free.

Items with a yellow price tags. Thank you!

Hello!

Miss! Can I see the receipt, please?

The security tag is still on. Go back to the register, please.

Great!

Thank you! Have a good day!

-Can you take the tag off! -Wait a second.

Sorry! I got distracted.

-Someone is a lucky guy. -What?

Nothing. Enjoy your purchase.

Damn!

-Is the tag off? -Yes.

What is in your pockets?

-Seriously? Everything is in the bag. -Calm down. Show me your pockets?

Let me see.

-The sticker. -Awesome!

Stop!

I'm sorry! I've been working for a month and still make mistakes.

-What do you want from me? -I want nothing.

Bye, then!

Look, I really screwed up and I'd like to make it up to you.

-Coffee? -Aren't you screwing up right now?

You see me buy undies, next, you buy me coffee.

It's not because of the undies. They'II look great on you.

Go back to your store, it's full of undies.

Look, you're cute and pretty. My name is Sasha.

I'II put you as "Sasha the Undies Fetishist".

How should I put you in mine?

Go back, or you'II get sacked!

Let's go on a date!

-It's cold. Go! -You care about me, so you like me!

I'm just being humane.

Then, out of humanity, you must meet me again to check, if I survived.

I won't.

You're a bad humanist.

NOVIKOVA EKATERINA

Damn! It's heavy!

Gadzhiev, watch your mouth!

Put it here. Fetch the new one.

Oh, where are you taking the mattress?

We're writing it off.

But why? It's brand new.

It is, but the springs are out, see?

You'd better do you work.

A fast thorough clean up. Make everything clean and shiny.

I'II come round to check.

Put it against the wall.

That's it. It's fine.

Thank you, guys!

-Hello, Marina. -Yes.

All set.

I'II be there in an hour.

I'II take the mattress away.

Galya, don't panic, carry on with your work as usual.

That's it. Bye!

FRIEND'S GROUP

THE AUCTION IS OVER

Hello!

Zhenya, it's done. Today, 12 grand.

In dollars?

Yes. Seven for you, five for me.

But it's not 20%, it's 40%.

The deal was tough.

We can cancel, if you're not in.

No, it's fine. I'm in. Thank you very much.

The Chayka Hotel in downtown at 8 p.m.

Got it! Thank you.

Are we doing your bikini zone?

-Yes. -Brazilian?

Yes.

Hi!

You're home!

Got myself a day off.

I've busted my ass two weeks in a row.

Are the Afghans on a rampage?

Yep.

I see.

-Petya! -What?

What are you doing? You're getting on my nerves.

I

Looking for a folder.

-I put it here, have you seen it? -I haven't.

What kind of folder?

With

With these

With stencils.

-I haven't seen it. -I remember putting it here.

No fucking idea.

Seems like I left it in the garage.

Look I'm off. Take care.

Petya!

What's up?

Are you messing with me?

Why?

Why didn't you take the frigging shoes off?!

I messed up, I'm sorry.

Fine, I'm off, got lots to do.

Asshole.

Here's how it works. We're making 10 grams out of 2.

Charging 7 grand for each.

Do you realize there's no way of getting high, if we cut it 5 times?

-What kind of drug? -I have no clue, I've never tried it.

At least, we aren't gonna kill them.

But if your geeks don't get high, they'II ask for their money back.

Lena and I will settle it down, then.

-Stop shitting your pants. -Why I shitting pants

I'm not shitting my pants. I'm worried.

One spring is out, and she is writing it off for good.

Even if we cash out 100 grand, it's three times what we earn.

-What if she notices that it's gone? -Why would she notice? She's forgot.

Look at all this stuff, gathering dust for years.

Here's the deal. I have Vitalik on board.

He'll come with his guys at lunchtime.

We'II take the keys and lead them through the back entrance.

I'm not sure, Liza.

Didn't you complain about your hardship?

Don't you need 50 grand? Let's go!

Turn your heel in.

Core Pull in your core.

Lavrova, why are you sitting?

Get on your feet. Do the warm-up.

Ow, it hurts!

What's happened? Let me see.

Girls, fetch the nurse!

Here?

Hi!

Hello, Marina!

-Did you get a haircut? -I did.

Volodya, where is the car?

What do you mean, where?

At the service center. Not done yet.

I told you to let my guys do it.

When will it be done?

They say, in an hour.

Where are we going?

GALYA: Marina, where are you? MARINA: Waiting for the transport.

Nowhere. It's a family business, I'm going myself.

Gulya, what is this?

-Yes? -Hello, Marina,

this is Daria, Tanya's coach.

Hello!

Tanya felt unwell during the class, she said her leg hurt.

Should we wait for you or call for the ambulance?

Don't, I'm coming.

I'II be back soon.

Can I speak to Artem?

Tell him, his wife called,

have him call me back ASAP. If possible.

Thank you!

Well

Well, get on your feet.

Watch your steps.

Not so fast. Stand here.

Bugger! Let's go!

-Yes, Galya! -Hello, Marina, where are you?

I'm still at home.

What's going on? You forgot?

Or do you have something more urgent to sort out?

I'II be there soon. See you!

Tanya! I'm off to work, it's urgent, do you hear me?

-Yep. -Will you wait for Grandma?

-On your own, will you? -Yep.

-Call me if anything happens. -Yes.

Love you!

Where are you?

-I'm here. -Now I see you.

What makes you so happy?

I have a plan. Watch and learn.

Yura!

Look, Yura, it's about your party.

Are you still inviting us?

I am. Please, do come!

-Will you be entertaining? -I'II do my best.

Well, see you tonight!

Fine!

Remember, you promised!

What was that about?

GALYA: Are you coming? I'm waiting for you!!!!

Miss, do you hear me?

-Yes, I do. -So?

As I told you, there is a regulation

to install energy saving bulbs only. Why is that a problem?

Are you kidding? I have to work,

this dim light makes my eyes hurt.

Is it so difficult to replace one bulb in a floor lamp?

It isn't fit for other bulbs.

Give me a different one, then!

Where would I get it, for hell's sake?

We have a few in the storage room. I'II fetch it.

Please, don't.

-I'II fetch it myself. -Fine.

Damn!

Oh my God!

Hey! Open up the van now!

-Galina -Do as I say! Open the van up!

-You hurt me! -Let her go!

Shut up! Open the van up, or I'II call the police!

Vitalik, open it. Calm down, I'II explain everything.

Bring the mattress back!

What harm does it make, if I take it? You're throwing it away.

Wanna go to jail, stupid yokel?

The company's property must be written off and recycled.

Make it look recycled on paper, and I'II take it without anyone seeing.

-10 grand. -Are you freaking mad?

If I catch you again, you'll return to your farm.

Bring the mattress back!

You owe me one.

Are you kidding me? It's straight from the service.

I had the CV joint changed.

Now ignition seems to be the problem, as the starter is turning over.

Your brain seems to be the problem.

-Why didn't you fix everything at once? -Don't blame me.

I had everything in order before.

-I told you to let Valera do it. -Cut it!

Where are you going? Why do you need the van?

I need to

take a mattress to my country house.

You can use your car.

Tie it to the roof, I'II lend you some rope.

-How big is the mattress? King size? -Yes.

I'II fetch the rope, then.

-I can lend you a hand with loading. -No, thanks

I'II have my husband help me. Hang on!

Could you lend me a spade?

In fact, I could.

I'II fetch it.

Marina, what's wrong? Where is your van?

-Broken. -It's a hell of a day!

-How will we deliver it? -On the roof.

I have the rope.

-Have you figured out where to move it? -I have.

Is it a safe place? Will no one find it?

You want to move it yourself or something?

Let's start loading.

I'II fetch the porters.

Hang on!

Yours can't be doing that.

Hey, guys!

Gents!

You're palming it off to one of your own, bitch!

Take the rope,

throw it to the other side.

And we'II pull it through here.

Tanya!

Open the door! It's your granny!

I can't walk! Aw!

Tanya, what's happened?

-Tanya! -Granny, I can't walk.

Why?

My leg hurts very much.

-Oh my God! -Granny

Oh my God!

Hang on!

Don't cry, baby! Don't cry

Son of a bitch.

Good day! Senior Lieutenant Bobrov,

your license and registration, please.

It's irresponsible to transport such a bulky thing this way.

-Why is that? -Your mattress is going to fall

and may cause an accident.

Get out of the car. Look!

Here!

Did you load it yourself?

You can't be doing it in your condition.

You have no one to help you, do you?

Where is your husband?

I'm single.

Where are you taking it?

To the country.

-What should I do about you? -I'II fix it.

Hang on! I'II help.

That should do it.

Do you know how to unload it?

Is there anyone in your country house?

We have a keeper there.

You'd better take care of yourself.

-Have a good day! -Thank you!

Hello, Artem, can you hear me?

What is this?

Your Marina has run it off again, leaving Tanya alone.

Doesn't answer her phone.

I've come, ringing at the door,

Tanya can't open, as she fell or something.

-Granny, it hurts -Artem, can you hear me?

I can't open the door, you won't give me the keys.

Yes, come immediately, son. See you!

Hell no!

Volodya, every fucking thing of yours seems to be broken!

Crap.

Crap.

-They'II expel him, I bet. -They won't.

He failed two exams.

He's on the list in the Deans office.

He's been there for two months and keeps going to classes.

I don't really care, if he gets expelled or not.

Guys!

Here is to Yura!

-Yura! To you! -To you!

Hurrah! Chin-chin!

Katya

listen

I like you.

Very much.

Yura, you are a very good guy.

But you promised me fun,

but to me, it's pretty boring.

What's boring? Let's have another drink!

I don't want drinking anymore.

I want something more interesting, get it?

Meaning what?

-Fine, I gotta go. -Hang on!

Honestly, I've

never even tried it.

I don't even know where

to get it.

But I do. I'II give you the number.

Do we need to go somewhere?

We don't. It's delivered.

So, come on.

What are you staring at? Give me the money.

-Who is paying for the girls stuff? -A sec!

Here you are.

Enjoy!

Don't you know how to use it?

Clear the table.

Come on.

Jees!

Well.

Well.

Let's try this.

No tripping yet.

I don't feel anything.

Kostya, are you tripping?

No worries, man. It takes a while to hit.

It's a new thing.

Wait a few minutes, it wiII blow your socks off.

Here!

Here we go!

I think I feel it.

Great!

You'II get high like her, chubby boy!

Oh, I'm really high!

Oh, I feel the rush! Let's dance, Yura!

-That's what I told you! -Great!

-Looks like it. -It worked!

Oh my God!

Well.

-Zhenya! -Hello!

Timur!

Nice to meet you!

Let's go!

Do you want a drink for courage?

It's against the rules.

Let's get down to business, then.

Take off your clothes.

Marina sent me your certificates. I trust they aren't fake.

I'd rather you didn't pretend to be a porn star.

I expect the opposite.

To start, we'll get to know each other orally.

First, you do me.

Then I do you.

That's how I like it.

Marina may have told you we must use condoms.

It's what she tells all the girls, but I have a proposition.

I'II throw in an extra three,

if we don't use condoms. Give it a thought.

Go ahead, sit!

What about the money?

For your future reference

take the money up front.

I forgot, I'm sorry.

So what?

No condom.

I can't, I'm sorry!

Hey, listen!

Open the door!

What the hell?

Open up!

I will break the door!

Did something make you scared?

Come out! I won't do a thing!

What's the matter?

Hello!

Zhenya, what happened?

I couldn't do it. I'm sorry, I can't.

I'm asking, what's happened with the client.

Nothing happened! I just realized that I can't do it!

Now, listen carefully,

you've let me down.

You're going to erase my number,

and then, never, you hear me? Never call me again.

Can I ask one more question?

Sveta hasn't come home two nights in a row.

She won't call, she didn't even warn me.

Do you live at her place?

-She moved me in with her. -What do you mean, moved you in?

Zhenya, why do you care where she is?

She may have gone with her boyfriend or something.

By the way, you've let her down, too.

So, do as you are told, pack your things and go home. Got it?

Fine.

Marina, is that you?

Tema!

She's here!

Where have you been?

Why haven't you been answering your phone?

What kind of mother are you?

Oh my God! Why are you yelling at me in the doorway?

What's the matter?

Shame on you! You dare to talk back!

Hang on, Mom!

Tema, is Tanya asleep already?

Tanya is in the hospital.

We had to call the ambulance. She may have coxitis.

What's that?

Nothing to be scared of. Inflammation of a hip joint.

They put a fixture on her hip, gave her antibiotics and painkillers.

Where have you been?

I've been calling and calling. Why didn't you answer?

What's happened?

It's

Gulya got busted right in the street.

She has neither registration nor work permit.

So, I've been sorting that out.

Why haven't you been answering your phone?

Because it's not allowed to talk there.

Gulya even had her phone taken away.

Now, it's my turn to tell what's happened.

While you were dealing with your Tajik illegals,

I was sitting at your door,

-listening to your -Mom!

8-year-old daughter cry with pain on the other side.

Because she couldn't take a single step.

-Mother, stop it! -She couldn't open the door.

-She couldn't do anything. -Mother, stop!

-Now imagine -Mom!

what a terrible experience it must have been for a child,

being home alone. Being in pain, dying!

-It's unthinkable! -Fine, it's enough, Mom!

I really didn't know, I thought she was pretending

So that she could miss the damn school,

the gymnastics class.

Let me go there now.

You can go tomorrow.

They will not let you see her anyway. Believe me, everything is fine now.

-What's going on here? -Nothing.

-Katya, come with me! -What happened?

-Katya! -Coming!

MIFEPRISTONE

NIKA: I screw your husband

-Where did they take her? -Central Hospital surgical.

Fine I'll go there first thing tomorrow.

I screw your husband

Are you coming with me?

I have a surgery,

I'II go after work. Go with Katya.

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