All language subtitles for Who.Is.America.S01E06.Episode 6.AMZN.WEB-DL.NTb_ION10.HI.C

[President Kennedy] Ask not what
your country can do for you.

Ask what you can do
for your country.

[President Reagan]
Mr. Gorbachev,

tear down this wall!

[President Franklin Roosevelt]
The only thing we have to fear

is fear itself!

[President Trump] "Uhh, I don't
know what I said. Uhh!"

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[man chanting
in native language]

[group
chanting in native language]

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[Ruddock] The middle of
the last century in Europe

saw millions of people
embrace the most evil ideology

the world has ever known.

It was called Liberalism.

This cancer
is making a comeback.

There is a resurgence
of fanatics

spewing their vile doctrine
of tolerance and equality.

I hunted down one of them,
Jill Stein,

who was pedaling some
Soros-funded conspiracy theory

called global warming.

Hi.
Hi.

- Great to meet you, ma'am.
- Billy.

Billy Wayne?
Well, Dr. Billy Wayne.

- Dr. Billy Wayne.
- Dr. Billy Wayne Ruddock.

- Wonderful.
- Wonderful.

Wonderful to meet you.
And I'm Dr. Jill Stein.

Let's talk about global warming.

Do you believe it exists,
or to use its proper name,

climax change?

Climate change.

Um, so I'm a scientist.

It's pretty clear from
the science that,

um, climate is changing.

Temperature is cyclical.

You got to admit that.

Well, if you look at the graph,
actually,

you do see a little bit
of this up and down.

But it's generally trending up.

Well, I don't know
if I agree with that.

You know, temperature
goes up and down.

I mean, look at January.

It's lower, and then it goes up
a little bit in April.

In July, it's really hot,
you know.

The liberals will be
freaking out,

saying we need to by a Tesla
from Lena Dunham.

No, hey.
Relax.

November and December,
it's down again.

Okay.

It's clearly a pattern,
you know.

You're demonstrating
that the seasons change.

Seasons have always
been changing

throughout
the course of the year.

So temperature has always
been cyclical.

Uh, well that talks
about over one year.

So, but you agree with that.

- Oh, that's not an issue.
- Oorah!

'Cause you can show this
every year

for as long as humans
have been around.

Look at that.

- Yeah.
- It's clearly a pattern.

But, you know, like,
I really am a scientist.

Do you agree that there is
an increase in hurricanes?

You cannot show, at this point,

that there's been an increase
in the number of hurricanes.

However, there is an increase

in the intensity
of the hurricanes.

There's a lot of evidence
that the CIA

was weaponizing weather.

They would fly out helicopters

over the last 16 years

into the ocean,

um, helicopters with whisks on,

and thereby create a hurricane.

Billy, you can't
create a hurricane

by stirring the air up.

Do you know what actually
creates hurricanes?

This is gonna convince you.

This is purchased from
a verified seller on eBay.

$112, not including shipping.

But you don't know
what his credentials are.

You know, you don't know
what his documents are.

I do. 94.6%.
He was a certified seller.

Well, that just means
that he actually

comes through on his sales.
It means his evidence is true!

Why can't you see the truth?

Next, I went to Washington

to confront ex-presidential
candidate Howard Dean,

to pose the most important
political question

the fake news media
are too scared to ask.

Aah!

Do you believe Hillary
is actually a woman?

Because there is...
I know.

There's a lot of...
Lots of ideas floating around.

And, you know, I know her.

Well, how do you explain that?

How do I explain what?

Lookie here.

How do you explain that?

I explain that as maybe the
trouser presser did a lousy job.

Who knows?

You think the trouser presser
created a perfect penis?

Oh, who knows?
I mean, really.

I can't go here.
I can't do it.

I just... and, you know,
we're not gonna find out

'cause we're... you know,
we're not gonna examine her, so.

What about this?
This was a CIA file.

It was a hidden shot.

She's in a man's urinal,
urinating like a man.

Yeah.
I... It's...

You can't handle the truth.

Well, I think
it's far more likely...

I mean, what is she
holding there?

Why is there a stream?

There is a stream
coming from something.

And it is unbelievably...

I could make up a picture
of Donald Trump in drag.

So you're telling me
that is fake news?

I believe it is.

Governor, have you seen
her lady parts?

I have not.

Isn't that convenient?

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[speaks Hebrew]

My name, Sergeant Corporal
Erran Morad.

In the US, there are 3.7 million
home invasions every year.

So today, I'm gonna teach
a housewife

and her pussy husband
how to fist the burglar.

Yalla, let's go.

- Hello.
- Hello. Erran Morad.

- How are you? Gretchen Rossi.
- Good.

Thank you for coming
to our home.

- Hi. I'm Slade.
- Good to meet you.

I'm Gretchen Rossi, and you guys
probably know me

from "The Real Housewives
of Orange County."

I'm Slade Smiley, and I like
to sleep with housewives.

That's true, right?
That is so inappropriate.

So, now we find out, eh,
your threat level.

- Okay.
- So, you are a very

beautiful woman.
Thank you.

I'm sure there are a lot
of people saying mean things

or who are jealous
of your beauty and talent,

who are saying things
on the Internet about you.

Yes.
A lot, yes, definitely.

And, Slade, I have seen you
on the show.

A lot of people hate you.

So what kind of things
do they say to you?

Um, what do they call me?

They say s...
You mean the-

- Girly boy, or...
- No, they call you douchebag.

They say douchebag.

- Do they mock you for your hair?
- They have, yes.

And they mock your clothes,
I expect?

Yes.

Did anyone ever call you
a [speaks Hebrew]

What's that?

It's a... like a girly-man.

Oh. I told you about when
she said the word "faggot."

- Oh, yes.
- Talking about your shoes.

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You know where the main
assassination is,

when you want to assassinate?

- In the bathroom.
- Probably bathrooms, yeah.

When you, uh, go and do
a [speaks Hebrew]

Do you open the window?

Sometimes, but I don't know
'cause...

You, I imagine, is one wipe?

Clean, no smell?
Yeah.

They will find your weakness.

With him, it is that he do
a [speaks Hebrew]

In the toilet that is so bad

that he open the window.
Right.

Sometimes the window
gets opened, yes.

- Okay, this is a problem.
- Yeah.

So you have to change your diet.

You have to make it so that
you don't open the window.

- That you don't open the window.
- Yeah.

You, I'm sure, can eat anything.

Yeah, I can, yeah.
I'm pretty good.

- There's not a...
- No. No.

- Yeah.
- There's no smell.

- Yeah.
- I imagine.

No. Unh-unh.

So if they know that Slade
at 8:00 in the morning

go to the toilet
and do a huge [speaks Hebrew]

And he's wiping for ten minutes
with his hairy [speaks Hebrew]

Then they will attack
the beautiful wife.

Yes.

You need to think
like the terrorist.

- Right.
- And they are... are they stupid?

- No.
- No.

They are more intelligent
than you and certainly you.

Yeah.

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What you want to do
is to surprise.

Surprise the attacker.
Right.

Music is often a way
to distract them.

- That's interesting.
- Yeah.

So we do a simulazia,

a simulation now
that you are the attacker.

Okay.

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Okay.
Slade, your turn.

I have no musical talent.

Doesn't play anything.

- No.
- So, the body is, uh, flabby.

- Yes.
- The strength is not enough,

and there is no knowledge
of musical instrument.

Yes.

By the time I'm done with this,

he's gonna try and get me
to leave you.

[laughter]

[laughter stops]
[continues laughing]

I worked in the army
also as a seducer.

- Mm-hmm.
- It take three years of learning

how to make a woman climax.

But I'm sure Slade
is very good, too.

Just say yes.

- Stop.
- Okay.

Yes, he's just fine.

If you are scared at any point,
this is my card.

Thank you so much.

We appreciate that.

Lock the door.

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I'm Dr. Nira
Cain-N'Degeocello,

author of

"Masculinity And Other Hate
Crimes".

Two weeks after the election
was stolen

from President Hillary Clinton,

I managed to get out of bed.

I've been cycling through
our fractured nation

to try and heal the divide.

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Eight months ago, I went through

the misogynistic
and shameful process

of impregnating
my female partner, Naomi.

In order to make amends,

for two months
I wore an empathy belly.

Just the physical challenge
of having 30 extra pounds

on you at the end of pregnancy,

I think it's important for men
to be able to sympathize

with women going through that.

[Cain-N'Degeocello]
I finally decided to go through

the sexist act
of childbirth myself.

Um, often both parents
go through their own process.

The male goes their own route of
not wanting to process at all,

or just numbing themselves.

I feel if men could
empathize with women

and the birthing process,

that the world problems
would be cured.

Yeah.

Why not give birth
from a male uterus,

through our birth canal?

I have been preparing my passage

to give birth.

So, let me understand this.

So you are anally inserting

an equivalent child
into the anus?

Is that what you're telling me?

Yes.

I started with a Sharpie pen
up there,

and I've been expanding
very, very slowly

over the past
six to seven months.

It can have, like,
big implication.

You can have, like, infection.

That's, like, serious stuff.

Well, everything that has
been inserted

there has been sterilized.

You can sterilize
as much as you want.

You're interfering
with a process.

Well, currently,
I have here, a doll.

So the plan is to put this
in my momb, my male womb.

I have a doula who is going to
remove it

during a birthing experience.

Wow.

I feel I can support you
throughout the process.

Thank you.

Please.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, okay.

There you go.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Okay.
Yeah?

I hear that it is possible

to have sexual experiences
during birth.

Is that true?

The stories that you hear
and the experiences are,

um, orgasmic.

I mean, it's giving birth
to life.

Could we bring in the doula,
Maria?

Yeah, absolutely.

Maria?

Hola.
Hola.

Perhaps we begin the birth,

because I am concerned
after eating a spicy breakfast

that I might be
giving birth to twins.

Well, if that happens,
it happens.

If more comes out,

then we'll just have
to be prepared for that.

Do you feel ready?

Yes.

I want it out.

Let's begin the birth.

[groaning]

Stay focused on your breath.

[breathing heavily]

Is it... what is it?

What's the gender?

Let me see it.

What happened?

Where's the head?

Where's... Where's the head?

Where's the head, Maria?

Is it on the floor?

Is the head on the floor?

No.

Is the head still in?

Is the head still in, Maria?

I think it's inside.

Uh-oh.
Can you get the...

The head.

Maybe go in with a finger
and kind of bring some oil

so that you can lubricate him.
Sure, yeah. Yeah.

Wait a minute.

How do you feel?

I feel like crying.

Why?
Because you...

Because the baby's beautiful,
but it doesn't have a head.

Maria?

Uh, maybe another oil is better.

Uh, just only this I had.

Another is not.

Maria, that is not used
in this culture.

- That's for machines.
- That's for machines.

I'm not a machine.

Can you take the head out?

I no want him to feel into pain.

Oh.
She doesn't want you to hurt.

She is always like this.

She never wants to do anything.

It's the same around the year.

I often say,
"This is dirty."

And she never does
what I tell her.

So she's not really a doula.
She is a cleaning lady.

Maria, I'm going
to call Immigration

if you don't put
your hand up there.

So your hand is either going up
my man's womb,

or it's going
in a pair of handcuffs.

Oh, no.

I think I got it.

Be careful.

Please, he is hurting.

- I'm in pain.
- Maria.

My hand is stuck.

I do my best.

Your hand is stuck?

Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.

Maria, please pull.

You have to...

This is how far
I could support you guys.

Thank you.
That was beautiful.

- Thank you for the experience.
- Thank you.

We go out this way?
Hold on.

Oh.
[breathes heavily]

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I'm Billy Wayne Ruddock,

and I am fascinated with
health care and health issues.

I'm very, very excited
to have a discussion

with Dr. Francis Collins,

who is the Director
of the Institutes of Health.

So, tell me a bit
about yourself, please.

I'm a physician.

I'm trained in
internal medicine.

But most of my career, I've been
involved in medical research.

I'm now the Director of the
National Institutes of Health,

which is the largest supporter

of medical research
in the world.

Why are big agriculture
putting chemicals

into our food
to make people transgender?

I know of no evidence
that food influences

people's interest
in transgender changes.

That may be something
that people are saying,

but I know of no evidence
to suggest that.

I started to think about this,

because I started
growing titties.

And I started looking
at the food that I was eating.

And I realized that
over 78% of it

contained trans fats.

And so, big agriculture was
trying to turn me into a trans.

Let me unpack some of that,
'cause there was a lot

of what you just said.
Please.

And part of it
is just this word, "trans."

"Trans" just means it's across
from, it's different than.

So the idea that people talk
about trans fats,

it turns out those aren't
particularly good for you

because they give you
heart attacks.

Because of the shock
of the gender change.

Because they influence
this whole process

of building up plaques
in your arteries

that give you heart attacks
and strokes.

Has nothing to do with gender.

So, AIDS...
Let's just talk about this.

This is a really important one.

Do you believe that AIDS exists?

I do.

I decided to do my own
experiment to find out

whether this was a myth
from big pharma.

And I drew two bits of blood.

One was my own blood,

and one I paid $12
to a homeless man

with "AIDS."

And they look exactly the same.

I wanted to make sure
that it was

a proper scientific experiment.

There were no external factors.

- Yeah.
- So I took the blood from him,

and then I used
exactly the same needle

and then took my own blood.

Whoa, wait a minute.

Didn't you worry about using
the same needle

that had just been in his arm?

I did it intentionally so there
would be no discrepancy

and no dispute in
the scientific community.

You just put yourself at risk.

Put myself at risk of what?

By sharing a needle with
somebody who's HIV-positive?

How do you think drug addicts
catch HIV?

It's by sharing needles.

The needle was the same, but
the tube was completely clean,

using a flame
and extremely hot water.

Did you flame the needle
in-between using it

for him
and using it for yourself?

No, no, no.
I flamed the tube to ensure...

- But not the needle.
- ...the tube had no scientific

residue of falumpinous
or gluttonous product.

You might want to wait six weeks
and then have a test,

and see if you turned positive.
Positive?

Well, if I'm positive
that's fine, no?

I mean, positive for HIV.

I don't know what
the chances are.

Again, it's gonna depend a lot

on whether your homeless donor
of that blood sample

was on treatment or not.
No, no, no.

I'm sorry.
I'm not HIV-positive.

Sharing needles is a very
effective way to get it.

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[narrator] On tonight's show,

during his 21 years behind bars,

Rick Sherman
taught himself to cook

while working in the kitchen
of his maximum-security prison.

Now that he's free,
Rick is trying to make it

as a chef in the world
of high-end cuisine.

Tonight, he faces
the ultimate test,

preparing a three-course meal
for food critic Bill Jilla...

Interviewing the newest upcoming
superstar, Chef Massimo.

...editor of
DinnerReviews.com,

who has been told
Rick's prison-themed cuisine

has the potential
to earn a Michelin star.

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This is a nod to
my background in prison,

a medley of
baked beans on toast,

'cause the baked beans
and the toast

are classic staples
of the prison diet.

We have cheddar,
gochujang, and marmite.

Hmm.

Incredible.

- Oh, thank you, sir.
- Wow.

That was cheddar?
Yes.

Coming through with that crunch
on the toast.

Great combination.

Thank you so much.

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So, this dish is inspired
by a true story.

When I was inside,
I needed some veal.

Obviously, we couldn't get it.

So I used the services
of a prisoner

called Andy "The Mule" Newman.

He smuggled in some veal
in the way

that he traditionally did,
in a prophylactic condom,

so to speak, uh,
in his buttocks.

And it was the most tender veal
I'd ever tasted.

And essentially, the veal
would be massaged

every time he walked.

Like the Kobe beef process.

So that inspired this dish,

which is a veal anally aged

for eight days
in a prophylactic.

And it's
a strawberry-flavored condom

to give it
that kind of summery feel.

Please, enjoy.

Okay, there we go.

- Brilliant!
- Jackpot.

Jackpot, really coming out.

Mmm.
This is straight from the heart.

- Well, nearby.
- Juicy, moist.

I'm a big fan of braised meats.

But in fact, I will say that
this is the best braised veal

I've ever had
in my entire lifetime.

As soon as I cut
into the prophylactic,

there was a juice
that just burst out.

A true artist...
Fuck!

...and an amazing chef.

This is a very special dish,

and I want to give you
some background.

I was in jail, and it was
my cell-husband's 65th birthday.

I wanted something special
for him, so I said,

"What do you want?"
He goes, "Kobe beef."

So I said, "How can
I get Kobe beef?"

I contacted, again,
Andy "The Mule" Newman.

I said, "What can you get?"
And he comes out.

I cook up this beef.

Kevin absolutely adored it.

He goes, "It's better than
any Kobe I've ever had before."

We come out the next morning,

and the whole prison yard
are laughing at us.

It turns out it was
a practical joke on us.

The Lewisham Boys
were this gang outside.

There was a snitch called
Keith "The Hands" O'Connell.

They were taking him out,
and they knocked him off.

They chopped a bit of his loin
off and sent it through to us.

They go, "That wasn't Kobe beef.

That was Kobe Keith."

But I realized,
"Oh, my goodness.

There's this
wonderful-tasting animal.

It's the human."

Anyway, once I got outside,
you know,

I can't go around
killing people no more.

Not that I ever did.

Or did I?
[laughs]

I started trying to source meat
from around the world

that was human,
but ethical, you know.

And a few years ago,
the Chinese started a program

where, you know how
people donate their organs?

Well, they can donate
their flesh.

So I give you
my pi�ce de r�sistance.

This is a filet of
vegetarian-fed Chinese dissident

and a cauliflower pur�e.

Please enjoy.

Mmm.

Butter.
It's, like, butter-soft.

Who needs a knife?

It's melting on my palate.

I do not even need to chew it.

And do you know why?

Their dissidents in China

are kept in such narrow spaces

that they become fatty
over the years.

Mmm.

But it would be a great honor
for the family

to actually have somebody
respected in the West,

seen as enjoying their son,
Chun Fi.

Would it be possible to just say
how delicious their son is?

- Sure.
- To the Lao family.

To the Lao family,
thank you very much.

It's truly an honor
and pleasure.

This is Chun Fi's loin
that I'm enjoying very much.

And thanks to Chef, who did
a wonderful job preparing it.

It's just simply melting
on my palate.

How does Chun Fi taste?

Superb.

I must say, I was terrified
about doing

my first tasting in America.

This is your first tasting
in America?

I'm blown away, for lack of...

It's an American term.

Of course, I know.
I've heard it before.

It means just being
very excited.

- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

An honor and a privilege.

It's all mine.

Same here, mutual.

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Ooh, OMGWhizzBoy.

And I'm here with Jan Brewer.

She was
former governor of Arizona.

[Hannity] Former governor
Jan Brewer is with us.

How will he do tomorrow?
He will win!

[cheers and applause]

Very exciting!

Amazing.

It is Shopkins.

Season five, world vacation.

Do you want to open this one?

I'm gonna try.

Oop!

OMG.

Oh.
"I am Fizzy Fireworks.

I do not know how to tie
my shoelaces.

But please, can I have
a semi-automatic gun?

I think I would be very good
at shooting people."

Uh, a certain kind of
machine gun, you can.

Certain machine guns
are off grounds.

They ought not to be, though.

How old are you?

"Me, I'm 21.

But I've got a mental age
of 3."

But the majority of people
aren't mentally ill,

and they're not running around...
"Oh, I'm not mentally ill.

I just want to
ethnically cleanse

all the limited-edition
Shopkins."

Well, that's crazy.

"Oh, but can I still buy
a machine gun, please?"

Yes, you can.

"Hooray!"

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