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After successful
visits to Jordan and Egypt,
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President Meyer's Middle East peace tour
continues with her trip to Israel.
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You lose your job, you're
radioactive for a while.
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That's just how it works.
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Yes, I am taking care of myself, Mother.
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No, I didn't send her a get-well card
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'cause you don't get a get-well
card when you have plastic surgery.
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I've got to go.
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'Cause I'm... I'm going for a run.
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Okay, bye.
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I've extended my stay in
Israel for another day.
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So I may need to borrow some toothpaste.
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President Meyer has ended her 10-day
world tour with a surprise visit to Iran.
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Her historic meeting could signal
an end to decades of mistrust.
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See that tour? I set that up.
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See that shelf? I made that.
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It's believed President
Meyer may also secure the release
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of detained American reporter Leon West.
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This trip is like a miracle.
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Where's the woman who
changed world politics?
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- She's taking a piss.
- She's freshening up.
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I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse.
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Or whatever that word thing is.
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Wait, Ben, is this Ambien? How
many of these have you taken?
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Look, I need to sleep.
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I got all jacked up on licorice last night
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and I was belly dancing till dawn.
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- Is it time to get Leon yet?
- Oh, checking.
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Imagine being detained for two weeks
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just 'cause you're a
journalist and a shithead.
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Yeah.
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It's a good job we had nothing
to do with his being detained.
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- Yeah, wouldn't that
be terrible? - Mm-hmm.
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Wait, did we have something to do with...?
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♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah,
you better cheer ♪
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♪ For the president of the year. ♪
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Yeah!
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- Hey, you know what you are?
- What?
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- You're an amazing man.
- Thank you.
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- And you know what amazing men get?
- What?
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- Two-day weekend.
- This weekend?
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- Yeah.
- I'm going to the cottage with Wendy!
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Oh, they're detaining Leon for one more hour.
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Oh, God. I have to wait here
another hour before we can fly out?
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You have to get a photo
with Leon West, ma'am.
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- Yeah.
- It's the one and only time anyone's ever gonna say that.
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Let's use the hour, then, okay?
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Let's cure diabetes or learn Italian.
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Why don't you take a nap?
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Are you kidding? I'm
never gonna sleep again.
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I gotta run around like a Labrador
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or a guy on fire or something like that.
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Iran. Iran! Isn't that amazing?
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Ooh, I've got to go to the
bathroom again. I'll be right back.
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- Wow, she's excited.
- She's fucking nuts.
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How are the folks on the press plane?
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Sober.
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They got the shakes so bad, I
think I see the plane rattling.
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Well, you've got to tell them
we got to stay another hour.
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An hour? These guys could
be drinking jet fuel.
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Whoa, out of my way!
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It was a false alarm. I don't know why.
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Hey, ma'am, why don't I give you
a shoulder massage or something?
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- It'll kind of help you unwind, defocus.
- No!
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I don't want to defocus. I'm all focus.
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I could, like, bang a nail
into that wall with my gaze.
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Do you know what I mean? You having fun?
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- Yes.
- Are you having fun?
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- So much fun.
- What kind of wood is this table?
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- I don't know. Let me check.
- I think it's ash.
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Uh-uh. - I'm
gonna redo my kitchen.
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Ma'am, you think you want to
think about this right now?
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Yeah, sure. I mean, we've got time.
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- We've got an hour.
- Do we? Okay.
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I'm gonna get all new cabinets.
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And I want to match this
except I don't like these knots.
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Now that the president's
tour has been extended by a day,
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the vice president will be picking
up part of the president's schedule
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starting with the Rainbow Jersey event
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supporting all sexualities in sports
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with NBA star Freddy Wallace. Yes?
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How do you respond to
Senator O'Brien's comment...
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That the American people need
a president, not a Meyertollah?
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It's a cheap pun, so absolutely expect...
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- That finishing sentences thing is...
- Irritating? Very.
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But sometimes necessary when
people are being slow or dull.
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- Yes?
- When's Mike back?
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Hilarious. Well done.
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No people skills. Like a robot.
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- Hmm.
on the background
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of the detained US journalist Leon West?
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Guys. Guys. Sorry about the delay.
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Turns out the Iranians need
everything in triplicate.
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Maybe that's 'cause they
invented numbers, huh?
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- How's Leon doing?
- He's fine.
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They're releasing him any minute.
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Let's face it, he's probably
gonna get a book deal out of this.
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See that? Catlike reflexes.
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Oh, and maybe don't start drinking...
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Heads up!
- till you're up in the air
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out of courtesy to our host nation.
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- Catch!
- Just open the bar!
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Great chatting.
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Wow, Freddy Wallace.
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Hall of Famer. Mr. Gay NBA.
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In my family, basketball is a religion.
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Also Catholicism.
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That's actually the main one.
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Oh, hey, guys. Can you
get Freddy's autograph?
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- It's for my friend's son.
- Who should he make it out to?
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- Sue Wilson. He's named after me.
- Oh.
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- Is this the speech?
- Yes, sir.
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- Any snags?
- No, all good.
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Sir, Freddy Wallace may use the term LGBT.
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I remember it this way... L
is for ladies who play tennis,
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G is for guys who do other guys,
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B is for bisexual... I couldn't
think of one to go for that...
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- and T...
- Is for tucking it in or tacking it on.
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It's transgender, actually.
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Thanks for killing my joke
and then mutilating it.
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Well, as my grandfather never said,
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let's go be inclusive.
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Have you seen Kent's polling?
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I could not be more likable
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if I had given both of my
kidneys to some sick kid.
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God Almighty!
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Gary, I want some champagne.
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- Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're
in a tea totalitarian state.
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Look at these numbers.
I keep staring at them.
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I'm gonna make this, like, a
screensaver. Wonder how you do that.
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The Rainbow Jersey shows that
there's no place for discrimination
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either on or off the court.
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And I'm proud to have the president...
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I'm sorry, the vice president...
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on my team.
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- Sparkling water.
- Thank you.
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I put the champagne in the water bottles.
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- You don't have to explain. I can tell what you did.
- Yeah.
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Oh, look at Doyle.
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- Did he have his teeth capped?
- Oh, my God.
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The last surviving Golden Girl.
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Almost put him in the penalty box for that,
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but that's hockey, so...
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I'm gonna say a little something.
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Wasn't this originally written for POTUS?
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A speech is a speech.
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Phonemes connecting to produce meanings.
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Sports can bring us together,
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help end homophobia.
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When I was a... boy,
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it was my gay friends
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who taught me how to be tolerant
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and how to be true to yourself
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and how to dance to Madonna.
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- Madonna?
- What?
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Was I supposed to say that?
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You know, back in college, my...
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girlfriends would...
Boyfriends... my friends...
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Perhaps it did need some reworking.
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Thank you so much for
your assistance, Abbas.
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They're bringing the journalist out.
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- Is he a friend of yours?
- Leon? Oh, God, no.
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He is the asshole of an asshole's asshole.
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I feel bad for the guys
who had to guard him.
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- Mike.
- Leon.
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A face I never thought I'd want to kiss.
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- I still don't.
- Nice hotel?
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Yeah, I'll have something to
say about it on TripAdvisor.
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- Worst minibar ever.
- Amongst other things, yeah.
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Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison.
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- Leon West.
- Apologies, Mr. West.
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Both countries had to deny the visit,
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but now we confirm.
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Wait, both countries?
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Uh, his English isn't very good.
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It sounded fine to me.
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And you, sir, get to fly
home on Air Force One.
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- Whoa.
- Yeah.
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I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting.
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Did you know it can
survive a nuclear blast?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Not that you guys are planning one.
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I... ignore me. I don't
know why I said that.
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His English isn't very good.
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Well, let's get you going.
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The president has a big-ass
scotch on the rocks for you.
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- Yeah.
- Which is iced tea. It's iced tea.
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- Thank you, Abbas.
- Mike.
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Thank you.
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- Safe trip.
- Safe stay.
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So let's celebrate all things L and GBT.
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Huh?
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Though these days we use
the more inclusive LGBTQ.
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We do!
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Um, and I...
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respect all people's rights to be a Q.
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Or rather just Q.
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Yeah, just Q.
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Sounds like he's learning a sex alphabet.
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I've seen a salmon in a grizzly's mouth
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look less panicky than that.
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Everybody knows that Q means questioning.
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Ironically, the straight guy
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is very stiff around the gay guy.
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Our polling said that
he was widely perceived
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as quite wooden.
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Why were you polling him?
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I was polling him against
other potential running mates.
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- Just move!
- I'm not a backwards walker, Amy.
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The president promised
Doyle he'd be on the ticket
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and she wouldn't poll other
possible running mates.
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No one told me that.
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Yet again, the left hand has no
idea what the right hand is doing
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and the freakish middle hand is
punching me repeatedly in the tits.
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Well, that was an education.
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I mean, what I really want
to do is get into lobbying.
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But it's only been, like, six weeks
and three days, so I'm not sweating it.
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Oh, hold on. I got another call.
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Sidney, hey! It's so funny.
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I was literally just commenting
to a friend about lobb...
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Yeah, you're right, that's not interesting.
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Yes, I would love to come in.
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So this is PKM.
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This place is huge.
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Yep. Wait till you see the dolphinarium.
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It's right near the Latin Quarter.
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And he's got the red-light district.
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God, this place is so awesome.
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I kind of feel like hitting on it.
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Well, there's women here you
can do that to if you wanted.
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- I noticed. Oh.
- So, Dan, here's my pitch.
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I can make you so rich, you can pay
Bill Gates to give you a lap dance.
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Let me hear your pitch.
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Well, I'm smart, well-connected...
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And fired. Yeah, don't forget fired.
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- Fired up...
- Oh, okay.
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To put my contacts to
work for your clients.
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Well, that's music to my wallet.
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But are you ready to take a dump
on Mike McLintock's doorstep?
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Like an initiation kind of thing?
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No, I mean, can you take on clients
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who are best served by you
shitting on the Meyer agenda?
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Oh, well, let me think about that.
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00:10:04,994 --> 00:10:07,194
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Great.
246
00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:08,696
We'll get to that doorstep
thing later, though.
247
00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,247
Yeah, I'll still do that. I'm into it.
248
00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,917
Ma'am, may I present
the hero of the hour
249
00:10:12,952 --> 00:10:14,201
along with yourself.
250
00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:15,753
Welcome aboard Air Force One.
251
00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,838
- Thank you, ma'am.
- Oh, gosh. Oh.
252
00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,791
Okay, are we still doing it?
253
00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:24,545
Okay. Great, yeah.
254
00:10:24,547 --> 00:10:26,931
- He needs
deodorant. - Uh-huh.
255
00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:30,267
Well, I am so happy to see you, Leon.
256
00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:33,020
We really did work
tirelessly for your release.
257
00:10:33,055 --> 00:10:35,723
Well, thank you, Madam President.
I haven't slept very much.
258
00:10:35,725 --> 00:10:37,808
Well, I'm sure food is the
last thing on your mind.
259
00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:39,193
I know it's the last thing on my mind.
260
00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:40,895
- I wonder if you're hungry, though.
- Yes, I am.
261
00:10:40,897 --> 00:10:42,646
Because I'll tell you
something, the adrenaline
262
00:10:42,698 --> 00:10:46,200
on this Mideast trip has just
kept me from eating anything.
263
00:10:46,235 --> 00:10:47,618
Did you just say you do
want something to eat?
264
00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:48,702
- Yes, thank you.
- You do?
265
00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:50,821
- Oh, is that food?
- No.
266
00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,740
It's a... It's deodorant.
267
00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:56,160
Huh. Uh...
268
00:10:57,163 --> 00:10:58,295
Uh, all right.
269
00:10:58,331 --> 00:10:59,747
What would you like to eat?
270
00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:01,632
Anything that's not chickpeas.
271
00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,305
Hey! Why are those lovely
long legs walking away from me?
272
00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:09,757
Probably means you.
273
00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:11,809
Yeah, it's okay. I got... I got this.
274
00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:14,562
I am not in the blame game,
but that rainbow-colored
275
00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:16,764
clusterfuck in there
was entirely your fault.
276
00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:20,067
Whoa, okay, no. Kent Davison
polled other candidates for veep.
277
00:11:20,102 --> 00:11:23,487
What the fuck? Did you just throw Kent
into the blender to save your own ass?
278
00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,490
Not fully into the blender. Maybe just
a little bit. Just the toe, 'cause...
279
00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:29,109
That is the Jonah I've been trying
to wake up since the day you got here.
280
00:11:29,162 --> 00:11:32,780
And Kent Davison is a
disloyal fucking prick.
281
00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:34,248
I fucking hate Kent.
282
00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:37,785
I want to wipe that neutral
expression off his face.
283
00:11:37,787 --> 00:11:39,286
- Here's how we're gonna do it.
- Okay.
284
00:11:39,288 --> 00:11:41,922
We're gonna leak that
the VP is dissatisfied
285
00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,374
and that he's thinking of walking.
286
00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:46,260
We're gonna force POTUS to back Doyle.
287
00:11:46,295 --> 00:11:47,795
I will not let you down.
288
00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:50,381
All right, so what kind of
media contacts do you have?
289
00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,933
- Liz Kerrigan.
- Liz?
290
00:11:52,969 --> 00:11:55,102
- Liz.
- How hard can you work this Liz?
291
00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:57,271
Oh, my God. I can ride
her hard, hang her up wet.
292
00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:58,639
I like what I'm seeing, all right?
293
00:11:58,641 --> 00:12:00,140
- Show me more.
- Thank you, I will.
294
00:12:00,193 --> 00:12:01,475
- Give 'em both barrels.
- Oh!
295
00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:02,776
Fucking nightmare.
296
00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:04,778
It's just been such a magical time.
297
00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:07,314
And I wish I could have visited
every country in the whole world.
298
00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:09,400
You know? Even New Zealand.
299
00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,785
People are now comparing
me to Nixon, I heard, right?
300
00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,654
- They didn't mean your looks.
- No, no, no, I don't mean that.
301
00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:15,573
But, I mean, I'll take the comparison.
302
00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,074
So where would you like to begin?
303
00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,076
Well, I don't really know
what's happened lately
304
00:12:19,128 --> 00:12:22,630
because I've been locked in a hotel
room without access to the outside world.
305
00:12:22,665 --> 00:12:23,914
Of course. You know what we need to do?
306
00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,332
We need to get Leon some
of the press clippings.
307
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,834
I think he'd like to see some of those.
308
00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:28,219
- Should I check on his food first?
- Yes.
309
00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:29,837
- No, no, get him the press clippings.
- Yeah.
310
00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:33,090
First of all, the talks
in Israel went so well
311
00:12:33,142 --> 00:12:35,509
that I was delayed a day getting here.
312
00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:38,512
And then the talks here were just amazing.
313
00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:41,682
So, just to clarify, you
were delayed by a day.
314
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,068
- Yeah.
- My release was delayed by a day.
315
00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,903
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
316
00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:48,022
Here's those press clippings.
317
00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:50,491
What I would like you to
do is check on Leon's food.
318
00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:52,910
- 'Cause I know you're hungry.
- Yeah.
319
00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:56,530
- Ben, wake up.
- Gary, why are you giving me all that Ambien?
320
00:12:56,582 --> 00:12:58,832
- Mike. Mike. It's Mike.
- Mike. Mike.
321
00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,367
We got a problem
with the vice president.
322
00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:02,202
Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back.
323
00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:03,704
- I don't know what this is all about.
- Sure.
324
00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:05,372
- What's going on?
- Ma'am, Liz Kerrigan
325
00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:07,291
is running a story that Doyle is unhappy.
326
00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:10,377
Should I go and see if there's any
chatter about this on the press plane?
327
00:13:10,429 --> 00:13:12,463
Christ, it's that data fuck.
328
00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:14,131
No. I don't know. Yes.
329
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:15,432
Let's just go with I don't know.
330
00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:16,967
Okay, please nobody
look, but Leon's watching.
331
00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,852
Okay, so just go
in there and distract him.
332
00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:20,604
Give him a handjob if you have to,
333
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,389
just get it done, okay?
334
00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:26,026
Wow, two weeks detained.
335
00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:27,895
That is hard.
336
00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:30,397
- I was in a hotel, so it wasn't that bad.
- Oh, no.
337
00:13:30,449 --> 00:13:33,484
Leon is starting to think that
his release was delayed by a day
338
00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,486
because my arrival here
was delayed by a day.
339
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:38,038
He's gonna figure out that we
didn't okay his release till now
340
00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:39,573
and then he'll write
something bad about that.
341
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:40,791
- That could be bad.
- Yeah.
342
00:13:40,826 --> 00:13:42,159
- That is bad.
- It is bad.
343
00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,961
And Leon wanting to say it's bad
344
00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:45,212
is really bad. It's worse.
345
00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:47,748
Okay, look, in seven seconds,
you come in there, Ben,
346
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,001
you grab me by the hair and you
drag me out, okay? Are you listening?
347
00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:52,419
- Yeah.
- Okay.
348
00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:55,756
We got to find out where this
Doyle story is coming from.
349
00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,591
I'll check out the press plane.
350
00:13:57,643 --> 00:13:58,809
You must be very tired.
351
00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:01,312
Would you like to put a
pin in this for a moment?
352
00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:03,230
Some people might think
that the American government
353
00:14:03,265 --> 00:14:05,099
detaining an American journalist
354
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,267
so that you can have a
photo op might look bad.
355
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,936
Can you see that?
356
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:12,690
- Leon, I respect you so much as a journalist.
- Thank you.
357
00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:16,860
And when Ben and I were first
discussing the peace talks,
358
00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:19,113
I said to Ben, I said, "Ben. Ben, I..."
359
00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:21,498
Ma'am, State Department.
360
00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,118
- This I've got to take. Excuse me. Hello?
- Never stops, does it?
361
00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,003
- Leon, you need
to rest. - Mm-hmm.
362
00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:29,206
I just had one second of
sleep and I feel great.
363
00:14:29,258 --> 00:14:33,510
Okay, maybe the guys in the press
plane would like me to go over there
364
00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:37,297
and tell them about the US
government imprisoning a guy in Iran.
365
00:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,216
Go get Mike from the press plane.
366
00:14:39,268 --> 00:14:41,135
- Fucking idiots.
- Yeah.
367
00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:42,636
We've got to hold him hostage here.
368
00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:44,388
Do you understand? We've
got to take off now.
369
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,889
Mike and Gary are off the plane.
370
00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:47,358
We have a pilot on the plane, right?
371
00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,276
Okay, so let's go. We've got to go.
372
00:14:49,311 --> 00:14:50,811
Leon, you've got to sit down.
373
00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:53,313
I'm a bad flier and I might
need somebody to hold me.
374
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:55,449
Are you seriously detaining me again?
375
00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:56,650
Am I being rendered?
376
00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:59,153
No, you're being friendered.
377
00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:03,207
So just please accept our
compulsory hospitality.
378
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,910
Oh, Jesus, that suit.
379
00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:08,996
My gosh, you look like
a middle-school teacher.
380
00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:12,332
Okay, that's Erica. She's gonna take
you out and buy you some real suits.
381
00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,168
Not these government-issued
rags you're wearing.
382
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,837
She's not exactly
government-issue herself, is she?
383
00:15:16,839 --> 00:15:20,090
- Yeah. Hey, don't even look at her.
- Oh.
384
00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:22,843
I'm kidding. Or am I?
385
00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:25,846
Huh? No, seriously, I'm
just fucking with you, Dan.
386
00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:29,850
So listen, tonight we're gonna put
you on TV as a political commentator.
387
00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:30,984
- Yes!
- Yeah?
388
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,487
Finally, something good
to watch on the idiot box.
389
00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:35,773
We've just started lobbying
for glacé cherries,
390
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,192
so mention glacé cherries.
391
00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:41,328
Well, how do I work in glacé
cherries into a political roundtable?
392
00:15:41,363 --> 00:15:43,914
You'll figure it out. Listen,
you give me glacé cherries,
393
00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,784
and I'll give you a bed of money
with pussy on the nightstand.
394
00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:48,836
Maybe Erica. But not her.
395
00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:50,921
- No.
- But maybe.
396
00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:53,006
We'll just let that hang.
397
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,925
- Yeah, yeah. I know.
- Stay on your toes, buddy.
398
00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,678
It's gonna be like that
the entire time you're here.
399
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:05,803
Hey, that's Air Force One.
400
00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:08,388
Oh, my God. What the hell is happening?
401
00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:10,891
- Why are they leaving us?
- Are we at war?
402
00:16:10,893 --> 00:16:13,060
- Is it here? Sweet Jesus.
- No, it can't be. It can't be.
403
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:16,480
- Oh, sweet Jesus.
- Stop saying Jesus. Stop it!
404
00:16:16,532 --> 00:16:18,065
This is how I see it.
405
00:16:18,117 --> 00:16:20,534
I say the US is planning a secret trip.
406
00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,403
The Iranians ask you to
confirm the secret trip.
407
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,240
You say there's no secret
trip because it's a secret.
408
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:29,543
They think I'm James Bond and detain me.
409
00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:32,796
Leon, you're no fucking James Bond.
410
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,715
Journalism is storytelling.
411
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:38,585
You tell your story about
your bravery, your integrity
412
00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:41,004
and how we rescued you
and gave you warm nuts.
413
00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,173
The Iranians detained me because of you.
414
00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:44,758
That's my story.
415
00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:46,810
They detained me an
extra day because of you.
416
00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,145
That's my other story.
417
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,181
Now, you want to be rescued
or not, you ungrateful shit?
418
00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,150
My release was delayed
because the president
419
00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,652
wanted to grab the headlines
for freeing an American,
420
00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:59,273
an American she deliberately
did not de-detain.
421
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:02,409
Jonah, either get Leon's
mom to the air base
422
00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:04,444
or buy yourself a very convincing wig.
423
00:17:04,446 --> 00:17:06,446
- Where's Kent?
- I don't know.
424
00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,031
Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device.
425
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,950
He should be here by now. This is not okay.
426
00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:12,252
- Mike.
- Break out the yellow ribbon, Sue.
427
00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:15,956
- We are stranded in Iran.
- I'm really scared, Sue.
428
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,509
Man up, Gary. Or at least lady down a bit.
429
00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:21,011
Gary and Mike have been
left behind in Iran.
430
00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,213
Wonderful. It's "Black Hawk
Down" with Laurel and Hardy.
431
00:17:23,265 --> 00:17:25,716
Amy, if anyone asks, no one's
been left behind in Iran.
432
00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,935
There you are. Where have you been?
433
00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,520
I grew a small beard here.
434
00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:33,023
Bill, of my various walking
paces, I selected moderate to fast.
435
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:35,359
The press are saying that the
VP is unhappy with the president.
436
00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:37,778
- That doesn't make me happy.
- Because of the secret polling?
437
00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:40,781
Or because he's heard that someone
has hacked the data of dead children?
438
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,367
Or a third reason which
is even worse than those?
439
00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:45,319
We've got to get inside Doyle's
head, find out what he knows.
440
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,654
- Get out.
- No, come in. You get out.
441
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,290
Mike, why exactly are you calling me?
442
00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:53,243
- What do we do, Sue?
- There's a backup plane.
443
00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:56,496
Find the backup plane.
444
00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,332
- Come on!
- Oh, my God. Where is it?
445
00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,217
- I don't know!
- Oh, shit!
446
00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,836
- Pardonne. Pardonne.
- That's French!
447
00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,673
Ooh, am I in the wrong place?
448
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,142
- Is this QVC?
- Amy.
449
00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:12,012
Hmm. Hear you're lobbying
with Sidney Purcell now.
450
00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:13,730
The man whose dream vacation is hunting
451
00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,099
the street kids of Rio on a human safari.
452
00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:18,185
Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal.
453
00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:20,404
I'm a consultant. And I
gotta say, I like the guy
454
00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:22,990
a hell of a lot more ever since
he told me how rich I'm gonna be.
455
00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:25,108
Sorry you got fired. You
were almost good at your job,
456
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,493
which really made you stand out.
457
00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:28,028
Right back at you.
458
00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,530
Can't be this nice to each
other on air, you know.
459
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,166
Oh, I know. May the best man win.
460
00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:35,035
- And that'll be me.
- Which will be me.
461
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,755
Mike! Mike!
462
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,424
I found the backup plane. Come on.
463
00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:41,875
Thank God.
464
00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,427
I've never had strong feelings for a plane,
465
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:46,046
but right now I would cheat
on Wendy with that thing.
466
00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:48,765
Jonah, we need to talk.
467
00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,767
We are just in the car
with Leon West's mother.
468
00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:52,219
Do you need anything, ma'am?
469
00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:53,971
No, I'm good. Thank you.
470
00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:55,522
Great.
471
00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:58,225
Jonah, I know something's
happening at the VP's office.
472
00:18:58,277 --> 00:19:00,477
Oh. Okay, you do.
473
00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:02,863
I need you to
tell me what's going on.
474
00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:05,399
And, uh, do I have to
tell you that right now?
475
00:19:05,451 --> 00:19:06,450
Yes, you do.
476
00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,318
I was thinking we could stop for a coffee.
477
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,120
Uh, Teddy's been touching me.
478
00:19:10,155 --> 00:19:11,738
Or tea.
479
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,740
Uh, just processing that.
480
00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:14,958
Wait, Mr. Davison?
481
00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:16,960
Shit, am I on speakerphone?
482
00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:19,046
Sorry, Jonah, what happened exactly?
483
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,918
Um, well, he...
484
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:28,388
He... he cupped my testicles.
485
00:19:28,424 --> 00:19:31,675
On another occasion, he patted
486
00:19:31,727 --> 00:19:34,895
or tapped on my testicles.
487
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:37,481
And then on another occasion,
488
00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:40,100
he held my testicles for
a significantly long time.
489
00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:42,686
Guess what. I just got engaged.
490
00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,855
Are you fucking kidding
me? Catherine's there, too?
491
00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:47,658
Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes.
492
00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,660
Well, shit, congratulations.
493
00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:52,079
- Marriage is good.
- It's a fine institution.
494
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,448
Don't tell my mom. I want to surprise her.
495
00:19:55,951 --> 00:19:58,118
Jonah, is there anything
else you want to tell us?
496
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,003
I don't know. Is there
anybody else in the room?
497
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,755
Just myself and Bill again.
498
00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,291
- And I'm here taking notes.
- Sue's there?! Fuck!
499
00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:07,127
Okay, well, no. There's
nothing else that I have to say.
500
00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:09,963
I'm pretty sure that I'm the only
one that Teddy's been touching, okay?
501
00:20:10,015 --> 00:20:12,265
Thanks, guys. Great talk.
502
00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:14,601
Okay, we got nothing out
of that but a funny story.
503
00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:17,304
Plane's broken. We can't take off.
504
00:20:17,356 --> 00:20:19,439
They said it's gonna be a
week until they get the part.
505
00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,058
Jesus Christ, the Chinese can 3-D print
506
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,693
- a hundred houses in that time.
- Fuck!
507
00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,644
Why isn't there a backup plane
for the backup plane, Mike?
508
00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:26,313
We need to get on the press plane.
509
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,864
The press hates us, especially you.
510
00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,067
- They can't stand you.
- We have booze, Gary.
511
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,536
And they have a crippling dependency.
512
00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:34,404
- What, is this gonna work?
- In a dry country,
513
00:20:34,456 --> 00:20:37,491
the man with all the booze holds the cards.
514
00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:39,493
Yeah?
515
00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,661
Ma'am, you actually do have a phone call.
516
00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,581
- Oh.
- It's Kent and Bill on speaker.
517
00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:46,216
Hey, guys, what's up?
518
00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:48,502
Ma'am, we're worried that
Doyle knows about the polling.
519
00:20:48,504 --> 00:20:50,754
- What polling?
- Kent.
520
00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:54,508
I thought it might be useful to
see how Doyle is performing as veep.
521
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,729
I specifically promised Doyle
that I would not do that, Kent.
522
00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:01,982
I apologize. But it did throw
up some very interesting results.
523
00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:05,685
But I will run those by
you at a less angry time.
524
00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,021
We have what we think is a
very smart plan of action.
525
00:21:08,073 --> 00:21:09,656
- It's brilliant.
- Quite brilliant.
526
00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:11,408
We tell Doyle that your campaign
527
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,610
used stolen data to
target bereaved parents.
528
00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:16,696
Why in the name of pixelated fuck
529
00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:18,832
would you do that? My God!
530
00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:21,701
And can you please use code
when we're talking about this?
531
00:21:21,703 --> 00:21:25,539
Use the word, I don't know,
cupcake instead of data
532
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:29,126
and use happy instead
of bereaved or something.
533
00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:31,378
It binds him to us. Infects him.
534
00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:34,714
And elements of his office were cc'd
on e-mails mentioning the breach.
535
00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,384
Exactly, he will be as
involved as the rest of us
536
00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:40,720
in targeting happy parents
after stealing cupcakes
537
00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:42,222
about their dead children.
538
00:21:42,274 --> 00:21:43,807
Fine.
539
00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:46,693
Inject him with the happy
cupcake virus, all right?
540
00:21:46,728 --> 00:21:48,528
I hope he swells up and dies.
541
00:21:48,564 --> 00:21:51,565
That's not code, by the way.
542
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,067
Wow. Ben, why don't I
know what's going on here?
543
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,070
- I don't know.
- I'm supposed to have my finger on the button.
544
00:21:57,072 --> 00:21:59,573
But for all I know, it's been rewired
545
00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:02,959
and I'm just operating some sort
of light in a closet somewhere.
546
00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:04,911
And what are we gonna do about Leon?
547
00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,913
I'm gonna treat him like
my own brother, ahem,
548
00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:09,749
who I had murdered back in '86.
549
00:22:11,003 --> 00:22:13,503
The president is charming the Middle East.
550
00:22:13,555 --> 00:22:16,173
But apparently her own
VP is unhappy with her?
551
00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:18,809
Not true. And we're discussing rumors?
552
00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:20,343
Is this a news channel or a dorm room?
553
00:22:20,395 --> 00:22:24,264
You could say that the
president's Iran visit
554
00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:28,518
puts a delicious glacé cherry on
the cake of Selina Meyer's tour.
555
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:31,321
Well, welcome back from the wasteland.
556
00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:33,573
Here's to us. To a job
well done on your part.
557
00:22:33,609 --> 00:22:36,276
- You were great.
- Yeah, I know.
558
00:22:36,328 --> 00:22:38,445
You know, we could still be great.
559
00:22:38,497 --> 00:22:40,497
We could?
560
00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:42,916
Oh, yeah.
561
00:22:42,951 --> 00:22:46,002
- Can I ask you
something? - Uh-oh.
562
00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,371
Am I that transparent? Really?
563
00:22:48,423 --> 00:22:51,208
Dan, you kind of are.
564
00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,543
Well, Amy,
565
00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:57,130
I would love it if you would give me
566
00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:59,432
access to the White House.
567
00:23:00,352 --> 00:23:01,635
Oh.
568
00:23:02,971 --> 00:23:04,971
What?
569
00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:06,606
You think I was gonna
ask you something else?
570
00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:09,809
- No.
- Okay.
571
00:23:12,698 --> 00:23:14,781
- Yeah?
- Amy, bad news.
572
00:23:14,816 --> 00:23:17,817
Ericsson told Doyle that the campaign used
573
00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:20,620
dead kids' data to target
recently bereaved parents.
574
00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,657
God, that is some elaborate
self-sabotage right there.
575
00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:26,409
That is Cirque du Soleil suicide bombing.
576
00:23:26,461 --> 00:23:28,962
Go back in time and
stop that from happening.
577
00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:31,631
You okay?
578
00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,717
I feel like I'm on a life-support machine
579
00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:36,836
and they keep pulling the
plug to charge their phones.
580
00:23:36,889 --> 00:23:39,339
- Tequila?
- Yeah.
581
00:23:39,391 --> 00:23:41,725
- My God, this is so scary.
- Quiet down, Gary.
582
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,393
- It's just really scary.
- Hurry up and be quiet...
583
00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:44,728
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, you're kidding.
584
00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:46,646
- Jesus. Oh, my God.
- Pick them up!
585
00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:48,348
I don't want to go to jail over here.
586
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,101
We've got about 10
seconds to drink everything
587
00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:52,569
and then eat the bottles.
588
00:23:54,856 --> 00:23:56,523
You wanted to see me, ma'am?
589
00:23:56,525 --> 00:23:58,024
Oh, did I wake you up?
590
00:23:58,076 --> 00:23:59,693
Um, no.
591
00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:01,244
Come in. Come in, come in.
592
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,196
You don't look good, man.
593
00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:04,998
You look like the cabin depressurized
594
00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:06,449
and you fell into a coma or something.
595
00:24:06,501 --> 00:24:08,501
- No, I'm... I'm fine.
- Sit. Sit.
596
00:24:08,537 --> 00:24:10,954
So...
597
00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:12,422
what's up, ma'am?
598
00:24:12,457 --> 00:24:14,791
I'm not in control, Ben. I'm really not.
599
00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:17,377
- Well, we have pilots for that.
- You know what I mean.
600
00:24:17,429 --> 00:24:19,846
Leon, Kent's polling,
601
00:24:19,881 --> 00:24:21,548
dead kids baked in the cupcakes.
602
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,100
So all of this has confirmed for me
603
00:24:24,136 --> 00:24:25,719
that I made the right decision
604
00:24:25,771 --> 00:24:28,021
when I decided to bring in somebody else.
605
00:24:28,056 --> 00:24:30,774
That's great. More minds the merrier.
606
00:24:30,809 --> 00:24:32,475
That's a saying, I think.
607
00:24:32,527 --> 00:24:35,862
No, I don't think it is.
Her name is Karen Collins.
608
00:24:35,897 --> 00:24:38,064
Okay? You might remember her
from my old lawyering days.
609
00:24:38,116 --> 00:24:40,066
- No.
- I mean, seriously, Ben,
610
00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:41,701
she's everything that I'm missing.
611
00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:44,904
She's smart, she's
capable, she's organized.
612
00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:48,742
She sounds like the...
613
00:24:48,794 --> 00:24:50,744
complete package.
614
00:24:50,746 --> 00:24:53,163
Oh, no, no. But, I mean, you
know, don't misunderstand me.
615
00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,549
Because, I mean, obviously
I so respect you, Ben,
616
00:24:56,585 --> 00:24:59,719
and I think you're incredibly capable.
617
00:24:59,755 --> 00:25:02,505
And I also think that you...
618
00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,260
Ben?
619
00:25:09,564 --> 00:25:11,931
I need to see the president
for a debrief and a prebrief.
620
00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:14,601
Back off, Cary Grant, okay?
Vice president is first up.
621
00:25:14,653 --> 00:25:16,403
- No...
- I need to tell my mom that I got engaged.
622
00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:18,855
- Oh, also I got engaged.
- Yeah, so did I.
623
00:25:18,907 --> 00:25:21,491
To her. That's obvious.
624
00:25:21,526 --> 00:25:23,660
Okay, congrats. And... listen... listen up.
625
00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:26,279
The first thing that's gonna
happen once the president lands
626
00:25:26,331 --> 00:25:28,331
is a debrief and then we're...
627
00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:30,283
Why does it feel like
nobody is listening to me?
628
00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:31,868
This is tough for you, huh?
629
00:25:31,953 --> 00:25:34,788
Looks like someone needs to
learn some management skills.
630
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,373
I'm sorry, who the fuck are you?
631
00:25:36,425 --> 00:25:39,426
Oh, I'm Karen Collins, the
president's new senior advisor.
632
00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:41,461
My specialty... Common sense.
633
00:25:41,513 --> 00:25:42,796
I need to talk to my mom.
634
00:25:42,848 --> 00:25:44,798
Oh, my God, Catherine, look at you.
635
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,599
Do you remember me?
636
00:25:46,635 --> 00:25:48,635
Of course. Yeah.
637
00:25:48,637 --> 00:25:50,103
I really need to talk to my mom.
638
00:25:50,138 --> 00:25:52,555
Oh, let's handle it, then.
Dive in. Let's dive in.
639
00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:57,394
Um, so I obviously knew about this Karen.
640
00:25:57,446 --> 00:25:58,561
Were you told?
641
00:25:58,613 --> 00:26:00,530
Senior advisor, yes.
642
00:26:00,565 --> 00:26:02,782
- Oh, sure. Of course.
- Yeah.
643
00:26:02,818 --> 00:26:04,534
- Amy, hey.
- Yeah, what?
644
00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:09,372
Um, we have Leon West's mom,
and she just looks, um...
645
00:26:09,408 --> 00:26:10,874
just very terrible.
646
00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:13,993
I... talk to this... Talk to Karen.
647
00:26:14,046 --> 00:26:15,995
Um, her specialty is common sense.
648
00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:17,997
That's right. Good memory.
649
00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:20,383
- I'm Jonah Ryan.
- Pleasure to meet you. I'm Karen.
650
00:26:20,419 --> 00:26:22,502
Sue, if anybody asks for me,
651
00:26:22,504 --> 00:26:25,338
I've gone outside to scream into the night.
652
00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,973
Okay.
653
00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:28,591
Have one for me, too.
654
00:26:29,511 --> 00:26:30,510
Did you rest?
655
00:26:30,562 --> 00:26:32,095
I slept like a drugged log.
656
00:26:32,147 --> 00:26:33,847
Good. How do I look?
657
00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:35,682
Very tired.
658
00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,684
You know, Gary usually sugarcoats that.
659
00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:39,018
Tired?
660
00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:41,521
God.
661
00:26:41,523 --> 00:26:43,189
Did my eye just twitch?
662
00:26:43,191 --> 00:26:45,191
No.
663
00:26:47,863 --> 00:26:49,946
Hey, Catherine, about earlier.
664
00:26:49,998 --> 00:26:52,415
- The molesting.
- What?
665
00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:53,783
Hmm?
666
00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:55,502
Wait, what?
667
00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:57,504
Hey, look, there's your mom.
668
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:01,040
This isn't just about me.
669
00:27:01,042 --> 00:27:05,795
This is about the strength of these two...
670
00:27:05,847 --> 00:27:08,932
beautiful people.
671
00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:13,470
I am most humbled to
have played my small part
672
00:27:13,522 --> 00:27:15,388
in human history.
673
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,475
I'm not gonna make it
to the cottage, Wendy.
674
00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:20,727
I'm in Iran.
675
00:27:20,729 --> 00:27:24,697
Turns out you can't buy a boarding
pass with tiny bottles of Jack Daniels.
676
00:27:24,733 --> 00:27:26,316
- Wow, that was great.
- Wasn't it?
677
00:27:26,368 --> 00:27:28,568
- A lot of people need to talk to you.
- Okay, that's fine.
678
00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:29,819
- Mom.
- Catherine!
679
00:27:29,871 --> 00:27:32,405
- We're engaged.
- No, you're not.
680
00:27:32,407 --> 00:27:34,491
- Yes, we are.
- But we are.
681
00:27:34,543 --> 00:27:36,409
I'm 48.
682
00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:39,078
Put your hand down.
683
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,131
- Well, it's nice to have you back, ma'am.
- Yeah.
684
00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,549
- And so...
- Karen!
685
00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:44,417
- I'm here.
- I'm gonna give you a hug.
686
00:27:44,469 --> 00:27:45,718
All right. Great to see you.
687
00:27:45,754 --> 00:27:48,388
I'm so glad to see you.
688
00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:50,306
- You guys met?
- Yes.
689
00:27:50,342 --> 00:27:51,758
- Great. Great.
- Besties.
690
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,059
Let's get off the tarmac.
691
00:27:53,094 --> 00:27:55,812
I'm not snacking. I'm on my diet.
692
00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:58,565
It's a celery stick.
693
00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:00,567
All right, it's a cookie.
694
00:28:00,602 --> 00:28:02,652
I've had dates every day.
695
00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:05,405
You know dates are a dessert?
696
00:28:05,406 --> 00:28:09,446
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