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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,334 After successful visits to Jordan and Egypt, 2 00:00:02,809 --> 00:00:06,427 President Meyer's Middle East peace tour continues with her trip to Israel. 3 00:00:06,429 --> 00:00:08,346 You lose your job, you're radioactive for a while. 4 00:00:08,398 --> 00:00:09,430 That's just how it works. 5 00:00:09,483 --> 00:00:12,484 Yes, I am taking care of myself, Mother. 6 00:00:12,519 --> 00:00:14,269 No, I didn't send her a get-well card 7 00:00:14,321 --> 00:00:17,438 'cause you don't get a get-well card when you have plastic surgery. 8 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:18,940 I've got to go. 9 00:00:18,942 --> 00:00:21,609 'Cause I'm... I'm going for a run. 10 00:00:21,611 --> 00:00:23,111 Okay, bye. 11 00:00:23,113 --> 00:00:25,580 I've extended my stay in Israel for another day. 12 00:00:25,615 --> 00:00:28,166 So I may need to borrow some toothpaste. 13 00:00:41,899 --> 00:00:44,069 sync and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 14 00:00:44,304 --> 00:00:49,103 President Meyer has ended her 10-day world tour with a surprise visit to Iran. 15 00:00:49,139 --> 00:00:52,941 Her historic meeting could signal an end to decades of mistrust. 16 00:00:52,976 --> 00:00:55,476 See that tour? I set that up. 17 00:00:55,529 --> 00:00:58,780 See that shelf? I made that. 18 00:00:58,815 --> 00:01:01,065 It's believed President Meyer may also secure the release 19 00:01:01,117 --> 00:01:04,118 of detained American reporter Leon West. 20 00:01:04,154 --> 00:01:06,821 This trip is like a miracle. 21 00:01:06,873 --> 00:01:08,456 Where's the woman who changed world politics? 22 00:01:08,491 --> 00:01:10,241 - She's taking a piss. - She's freshening up. 23 00:01:10,293 --> 00:01:12,410 I'm so tired, I could sleep a horse. 24 00:01:12,462 --> 00:01:14,329 Or whatever that word thing is. 25 00:01:14,331 --> 00:01:16,998 Wait, Ben, is this Ambien? How many of these have you taken? 26 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,299 Look, I need to sleep. 27 00:01:18,335 --> 00:01:20,585 I got all jacked up on licorice last night 28 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:22,470 and I was belly dancing till dawn. 29 00:01:22,505 --> 00:01:25,056 - Is it time to get Leon yet? - Oh, checking. 30 00:01:25,091 --> 00:01:26,841 Imagine being detained for two weeks 31 00:01:26,893 --> 00:01:28,977 just 'cause you're a journalist and a shithead. 32 00:01:29,012 --> 00:01:30,395 Yeah. 33 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:32,480 It's a good job we had nothing to do with his being detained. 34 00:01:32,515 --> 00:01:34,849 - Yeah, wouldn't that be terrible? - Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:34,851 --> 00:01:37,018 Wait, did we have something to do with...? 36 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:39,270 ♪ Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you better cheer ♪ 37 00:01:39,322 --> 00:01:41,272 ♪ For the president of the year. ♪ 38 00:01:41,324 --> 00:01:43,274 Yeah! 39 00:01:43,326 --> 00:01:44,692 - Hey, you know what you are? - What? 40 00:01:44,744 --> 00:01:46,694 - You're an amazing man. - Thank you. 41 00:01:46,746 --> 00:01:48,413 - And you know what amazing men get? - What? 42 00:01:48,448 --> 00:01:50,198 - Two-day weekend. - This weekend? 43 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,867 - Yeah. - I'm going to the cottage with Wendy! 44 00:01:54,704 --> 00:01:58,039 Oh, they're detaining Leon for one more hour. 45 00:01:58,041 --> 00:02:01,376 Oh, God. I have to wait here another hour before we can fly out? 46 00:02:01,428 --> 00:02:03,378 You have to get a photo with Leon West, ma'am. 47 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:05,880 - Yeah. - It's the one and only time anyone's ever gonna say that. 48 00:02:05,932 --> 00:02:07,348 Let's use the hour, then, okay? 49 00:02:07,384 --> 00:02:09,968 Let's cure diabetes or learn Italian. 50 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:11,603 Why don't you take a nap? 51 00:02:11,638 --> 00:02:13,304 Are you kidding? I'm never gonna sleep again. 52 00:02:13,356 --> 00:02:14,939 I gotta run around like a Labrador 53 00:02:14,975 --> 00:02:16,557 or a guy on fire or something like that. 54 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:19,894 Iran. Iran! Isn't that amazing? 55 00:02:19,896 --> 00:02:22,230 Ooh, I've got to go to the bathroom again. I'll be right back. 56 00:02:22,232 --> 00:02:24,532 - Wow, she's excited. - She's fucking nuts. 57 00:02:24,567 --> 00:02:26,985 How are the folks on the press plane? 58 00:02:27,037 --> 00:02:28,486 Sober. 59 00:02:28,538 --> 00:02:31,239 They got the shakes so bad, I think I see the plane rattling. 60 00:02:31,291 --> 00:02:32,907 Well, you've got to tell them we got to stay another hour. 61 00:02:32,909 --> 00:02:35,243 An hour? These guys could be drinking jet fuel. 62 00:02:35,245 --> 00:02:36,828 Whoa, out of my way! 63 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:38,746 It was a false alarm. I don't know why. 64 00:02:38,798 --> 00:02:40,882 Hey, ma'am, why don't I give you a shoulder massage or something? 65 00:02:40,917 --> 00:02:42,750 - It'll kind of help you unwind, defocus. - No! 66 00:02:42,752 --> 00:02:44,752 I don't want to defocus. I'm all focus. 67 00:02:44,804 --> 00:02:47,889 I could, like, bang a nail into that wall with my gaze. 68 00:02:47,924 --> 00:02:49,257 Do you know what I mean? You having fun? 69 00:02:49,309 --> 00:02:50,758 - Yes. - Are you having fun? 70 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,760 - So much fun. - What kind of wood is this table? 71 00:02:52,812 --> 00:02:55,096 - I don't know. Let me check. - I think it's ash. 72 00:02:55,148 --> 00:02:56,648 Uh-uh. - I'm gonna redo my kitchen. 73 00:02:56,683 --> 00:02:58,433 Ma'am, you think you want to think about this right now? 74 00:02:58,435 --> 00:02:59,984 Yeah, sure. I mean, we've got time. 75 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,352 - We've got an hour. - Do we? Okay. 76 00:03:01,404 --> 00:03:02,904 I'm gonna get all new cabinets. 77 00:03:02,939 --> 00:03:04,939 And I want to match this except I don't like these knots. 78 00:03:04,991 --> 00:03:08,526 Now that the president's tour has been extended by a day, 79 00:03:08,578 --> 00:03:11,446 the vice president will be picking up part of the president's schedule 80 00:03:11,498 --> 00:03:13,831 starting with the Rainbow Jersey event 81 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:16,501 supporting all sexualities in sports 82 00:03:16,536 --> 00:03:19,537 with NBA star Freddy Wallace. Yes? 83 00:03:19,589 --> 00:03:21,756 How do you respond to Senator O'Brien's comment... 84 00:03:21,791 --> 00:03:24,876 That the American people need a president, not a Meyertollah? 85 00:03:24,928 --> 00:03:27,345 It's a cheap pun, so absolutely expect... 86 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:30,181 - That finishing sentences thing is... - Irritating? Very. 87 00:03:30,216 --> 00:03:33,968 But sometimes necessary when people are being slow or dull. 88 00:03:33,970 --> 00:03:35,970 - Yes? - When's Mike back? 89 00:03:35,972 --> 00:03:38,222 Hilarious. Well done. 90 00:03:38,274 --> 00:03:40,141 No people skills. Like a robot. 91 00:03:40,143 --> 00:03:41,693 - Hmm. on the background 92 00:03:41,728 --> 00:03:43,311 of the detained US journalist Leon West? 93 00:03:45,448 --> 00:03:48,316 Guys. Guys. Sorry about the delay. 94 00:03:48,318 --> 00:03:50,785 Turns out the Iranians need everything in triplicate. 95 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:52,653 Maybe that's 'cause they invented numbers, huh? 96 00:03:52,706 --> 00:03:54,288 - How's Leon doing? - He's fine. 97 00:03:54,324 --> 00:03:55,990 They're releasing him any minute. 98 00:03:56,042 --> 00:03:58,826 Let's face it, he's probably gonna get a book deal out of this. 99 00:03:58,878 --> 00:04:01,879 See that? Catlike reflexes. 100 00:04:01,915 --> 00:04:04,916 Oh, and maybe don't start drinking... 101 00:04:04,968 --> 00:04:06,918 Heads up! - till you're up in the air 102 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:08,336 out of courtesy to our host nation. 103 00:04:08,388 --> 00:04:10,671 - Catch! - Just open the bar! 104 00:04:10,673 --> 00:04:13,341 Great chatting. 105 00:04:14,677 --> 00:04:16,844 Wow, Freddy Wallace. 106 00:04:16,896 --> 00:04:19,597 Hall of Famer. Mr. Gay NBA. 107 00:04:19,649 --> 00:04:22,433 In my family, basketball is a religion. 108 00:04:22,485 --> 00:04:24,018 Also Catholicism. 109 00:04:24,020 --> 00:04:25,186 That's actually the main one. 110 00:04:25,188 --> 00:04:27,155 Oh, hey, guys. Can you get Freddy's autograph? 111 00:04:27,190 --> 00:04:29,607 - It's for my friend's son. - Who should he make it out to? 112 00:04:29,659 --> 00:04:32,777 - Sue Wilson. He's named after me. - Oh. 113 00:04:32,829 --> 00:04:34,862 - Is this the speech? - Yes, sir. 114 00:04:34,914 --> 00:04:36,998 - Any snags? - No, all good. 115 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:40,501 Sir, Freddy Wallace may use the term LGBT. 116 00:04:40,537 --> 00:04:43,287 I remember it this way... L is for ladies who play tennis, 117 00:04:43,339 --> 00:04:45,006 G is for guys who do other guys, 118 00:04:45,041 --> 00:04:48,626 B is for bisexual... I couldn't think of one to go for that... 119 00:04:48,678 --> 00:04:52,096 - and T... - Is for tucking it in or tacking it on. 120 00:04:52,132 --> 00:04:54,432 It's transgender, actually. 121 00:04:54,467 --> 00:04:57,101 Thanks for killing my joke and then mutilating it. 122 00:04:57,137 --> 00:04:59,520 Well, as my grandfather never said, 123 00:04:59,556 --> 00:05:01,222 let's go be inclusive. 124 00:05:01,224 --> 00:05:02,940 Have you seen Kent's polling? 125 00:05:02,976 --> 00:05:04,892 I could not be more likable 126 00:05:04,894 --> 00:05:07,728 if I had given both of my kidneys to some sick kid. 127 00:05:07,781 --> 00:05:09,313 God Almighty! 128 00:05:09,365 --> 00:05:10,865 Gary, I want some champagne. 129 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:14,235 - Mm-hmm. - Ma'am, we're in a tea totalitarian state. 130 00:05:14,237 --> 00:05:16,237 Look at these numbers. I keep staring at them. 131 00:05:16,239 --> 00:05:19,240 I'm gonna make this, like, a screensaver. Wonder how you do that. 132 00:05:19,292 --> 00:05:22,743 The Rainbow Jersey shows that there's no place for discrimination 133 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:24,912 either on or off the court. 134 00:05:24,914 --> 00:05:28,082 And I'm proud to have the president... 135 00:05:28,084 --> 00:05:30,384 I'm sorry, the vice president... 136 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:32,753 on my team. 137 00:05:34,474 --> 00:05:36,257 - Sparkling water. - Thank you. 138 00:05:36,309 --> 00:05:37,925 I put the champagne in the water bottles. 139 00:05:37,977 --> 00:05:40,061 - You don't have to explain. I can tell what you did. - Yeah. 140 00:05:40,096 --> 00:05:41,646 Oh, look at Doyle. 141 00:05:41,681 --> 00:05:43,514 - Did he have his teeth capped? - Oh, my God. 142 00:05:43,566 --> 00:05:46,184 The last surviving Golden Girl. 143 00:05:47,353 --> 00:05:50,271 Almost put him in the penalty box for that, 144 00:05:50,273 --> 00:05:52,323 but that's hockey, so... 145 00:05:52,358 --> 00:05:53,658 I'm gonna say a little something. 146 00:05:53,693 --> 00:05:56,077 Wasn't this originally written for POTUS? 147 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:57,578 A speech is a speech. 148 00:05:57,614 --> 00:05:59,497 Phonemes connecting to produce meanings. 149 00:05:59,532 --> 00:06:02,783 Sports can bring us together, 150 00:06:02,836 --> 00:06:04,952 help end homophobia. 151 00:06:06,589 --> 00:06:09,123 When I was a... boy, 152 00:06:09,175 --> 00:06:11,709 it was my gay friends 153 00:06:11,761 --> 00:06:14,629 who taught me how to be tolerant 154 00:06:14,631 --> 00:06:18,716 and how to be true to yourself 155 00:06:18,768 --> 00:06:21,435 and how to dance to Madonna. 156 00:06:21,471 --> 00:06:23,554 - Madonna? - What? 157 00:06:23,606 --> 00:06:25,640 Was I supposed to say that? 158 00:06:25,642 --> 00:06:28,559 You know, back in college, my... 159 00:06:28,611 --> 00:06:32,563 girlfriends would... Boyfriends... my friends... 160 00:06:32,615 --> 00:06:34,949 Perhaps it did need some reworking. 161 00:06:36,202 --> 00:06:37,702 Thank you so much for your assistance, Abbas. 162 00:06:37,737 --> 00:06:39,654 They're bringing the journalist out. 163 00:06:39,706 --> 00:06:42,156 - Is he a friend of yours? - Leon? Oh, God, no. 164 00:06:42,158 --> 00:06:44,375 He is the asshole of an asshole's asshole. 165 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:46,244 I feel bad for the guys who had to guard him. 166 00:06:46,296 --> 00:06:48,462 - Mike. - Leon. 167 00:06:48,498 --> 00:06:49,914 A face I never thought I'd want to kiss. 168 00:06:49,966 --> 00:06:52,166 - I still don't. - Nice hotel? 169 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:54,135 Yeah, I'll have something to say about it on TripAdvisor. 170 00:06:54,170 --> 00:06:57,255 - Worst minibar ever. - Amongst other things, yeah. 171 00:06:57,307 --> 00:06:59,640 Oh, this is Abbas, our liaison. 172 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:01,759 - Leon West. - Apologies, Mr. West. 173 00:07:01,811 --> 00:07:04,178 Both countries had to deny the visit, 174 00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:05,897 but now we confirm. 175 00:07:05,932 --> 00:07:07,148 Wait, both countries? 176 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:08,683 Uh, his English isn't very good. 177 00:07:08,685 --> 00:07:10,017 It sounded fine to me. 178 00:07:10,019 --> 00:07:12,603 And you, sir, get to fly home on Air Force One. 179 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,355 - Whoa. - Yeah. 180 00:07:14,357 --> 00:07:16,274 I'm shallow enough for that to be exciting. 181 00:07:16,326 --> 00:07:18,025 Did you know it can survive a nuclear blast? 182 00:07:18,077 --> 00:07:19,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 183 00:07:19,362 --> 00:07:21,162 Not that you guys are planning one. 184 00:07:21,197 --> 00:07:23,781 I... ignore me. I don't know why I said that. 185 00:07:23,833 --> 00:07:26,367 His English isn't very good. 186 00:07:26,369 --> 00:07:28,502 Well, let's get you going. 187 00:07:28,538 --> 00:07:31,172 The president has a big-ass scotch on the rocks for you. 188 00:07:31,207 --> 00:07:34,091 - Yeah. - Which is iced tea. It's iced tea. 189 00:07:34,127 --> 00:07:36,544 - Thank you, Abbas. - Mike. 190 00:07:36,546 --> 00:07:37,712 Thank you. 191 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:45,052 - Safe trip. - Safe stay. 192 00:07:45,104 --> 00:07:49,774 So let's celebrate all things L and GBT. 193 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:52,526 Huh? 194 00:07:52,562 --> 00:07:56,480 Though these days we use the more inclusive LGBTQ. 195 00:07:57,567 --> 00:07:58,733 We do! 196 00:07:58,785 --> 00:08:02,737 Um, and I... 197 00:08:02,739 --> 00:08:06,574 respect all people's rights to be a Q. 198 00:08:06,626 --> 00:08:09,410 Or rather just Q. 199 00:08:09,462 --> 00:08:11,629 Yeah, just Q. 200 00:08:11,664 --> 00:08:13,914 Sounds like he's learning a sex alphabet. 201 00:08:13,916 --> 00:08:16,417 I've seen a salmon in a grizzly's mouth 202 00:08:16,469 --> 00:08:19,086 look less panicky than that. 203 00:08:19,138 --> 00:08:21,639 Everybody knows that Q means questioning. 204 00:08:26,012 --> 00:08:27,812 Ironically, the straight guy 205 00:08:27,847 --> 00:08:29,981 is very stiff around the gay guy. 206 00:08:30,016 --> 00:08:32,516 Our polling said that he was widely perceived 207 00:08:32,568 --> 00:08:34,485 as quite wooden. 208 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:36,570 Why were you polling him? 209 00:08:36,606 --> 00:08:38,939 I was polling him against other potential running mates. 210 00:08:38,941 --> 00:08:42,743 - Just move! - I'm not a backwards walker, Amy. 211 00:08:42,779 --> 00:08:45,780 The president promised Doyle he'd be on the ticket 212 00:08:45,782 --> 00:08:49,617 and she wouldn't poll other possible running mates. 213 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:51,285 No one told me that. 214 00:08:51,287 --> 00:08:54,288 Yet again, the left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing 215 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:57,875 and the freakish middle hand is punching me repeatedly in the tits. 216 00:08:57,927 --> 00:09:00,344 Well, that was an education. 217 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,296 I mean, what I really want to do is get into lobbying. 218 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:05,966 But it's only been, like, six weeks and three days, so I'm not sweating it. 219 00:09:06,019 --> 00:09:08,219 Oh, hold on. I got another call. 220 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:12,189 Sidney, hey! It's so funny. 221 00:09:12,225 --> 00:09:15,109 I was literally just commenting to a friend about lobb... 222 00:09:15,144 --> 00:09:17,778 Yeah, you're right, that's not interesting. 223 00:09:17,814 --> 00:09:19,780 Yes, I would love to come in. 224 00:09:19,816 --> 00:09:22,116 So this is PKM. 225 00:09:22,151 --> 00:09:23,951 This place is huge. 226 00:09:23,986 --> 00:09:25,653 Yep. Wait till you see the dolphinarium. 227 00:09:25,705 --> 00:09:26,987 It's right near the Latin Quarter. 228 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,656 And he's got the red-light district. 229 00:09:28,708 --> 00:09:30,624 God, this place is so awesome. 230 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:31,992 I kind of feel like hitting on it. 231 00:09:31,994 --> 00:09:33,994 Well, there's women here you can do that to if you wanted. 232 00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:36,914 - I noticed. Oh. - So, Dan, here's my pitch. 233 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:40,885 I can make you so rich, you can pay Bill Gates to give you a lap dance. 234 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,336 Let me hear your pitch. 235 00:09:42,338 --> 00:09:44,672 Well, I'm smart, well-connected... 236 00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:46,640 And fired. Yeah, don't forget fired. 237 00:09:46,676 --> 00:09:48,175 - Fired up... - Oh, okay. 238 00:09:48,177 --> 00:09:50,728 To put my contacts to work for your clients. 239 00:09:50,763 --> 00:09:52,847 Well, that's music to my wallet. 240 00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:55,683 But are you ready to take a dump on Mike McLintock's doorstep? 241 00:09:56,853 --> 00:09:58,352 Like an initiation kind of thing? 242 00:09:58,354 --> 00:10:01,072 No, I mean, can you take on clients 243 00:10:01,107 --> 00:10:03,441 who are best served by you shitting on the Meyer agenda? 244 00:10:03,493 --> 00:10:04,942 Oh, well, let me think about that. 245 00:10:04,994 --> 00:10:07,194 - Yeah. Yeah. - Great. 246 00:10:07,246 --> 00:10:08,696 We'll get to that doorstep thing later, though. 247 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,247 Yeah, I'll still do that. I'm into it. 248 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:12,917 Ma'am, may I present the hero of the hour 249 00:10:12,952 --> 00:10:14,201 along with yourself. 250 00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:15,753 Welcome aboard Air Force One. 251 00:10:15,788 --> 00:10:17,838 - Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, gosh. Oh. 252 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,791 Okay, are we still doing it? 253 00:10:22,011 --> 00:10:24,545 Okay. Great, yeah. 254 00:10:24,547 --> 00:10:26,931 - He needs deodorant. - Uh-huh. 255 00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:30,267 Well, I am so happy to see you, Leon. 256 00:10:30,303 --> 00:10:33,020 We really did work tirelessly for your release. 257 00:10:33,055 --> 00:10:35,723 Well, thank you, Madam President. I haven't slept very much. 258 00:10:35,725 --> 00:10:37,808 Well, I'm sure food is the last thing on your mind. 259 00:10:37,860 --> 00:10:39,193 I know it's the last thing on my mind. 260 00:10:39,228 --> 00:10:40,895 - I wonder if you're hungry, though. - Yes, I am. 261 00:10:40,897 --> 00:10:42,646 Because I'll tell you something, the adrenaline 262 00:10:42,698 --> 00:10:46,200 on this Mideast trip has just kept me from eating anything. 263 00:10:46,235 --> 00:10:47,618 Did you just say you do want something to eat? 264 00:10:47,653 --> 00:10:48,702 - Yes, thank you. - You do? 265 00:10:48,738 --> 00:10:50,821 - Oh, is that food? - No. 266 00:10:50,873 --> 00:10:52,740 It's a... It's deodorant. 267 00:10:54,494 --> 00:10:56,160 Huh. Uh... 268 00:10:57,163 --> 00:10:58,295 Uh, all right. 269 00:10:58,331 --> 00:10:59,747 What would you like to eat? 270 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:01,632 Anything that's not chickpeas. 271 00:11:04,921 --> 00:11:08,305 Hey! Why are those lovely long legs walking away from me? 272 00:11:08,341 --> 00:11:09,757 Probably means you. 273 00:11:09,809 --> 00:11:11,809 Yeah, it's okay. I got... I got this. 274 00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:14,562 I am not in the blame game, but that rainbow-colored 275 00:11:14,597 --> 00:11:16,764 clusterfuck in there was entirely your fault. 276 00:11:16,766 --> 00:11:20,067 Whoa, okay, no. Kent Davison polled other candidates for veep. 277 00:11:20,102 --> 00:11:23,487 What the fuck? Did you just throw Kent into the blender to save your own ass? 278 00:11:23,523 --> 00:11:26,490 Not fully into the blender. Maybe just a little bit. Just the toe, 'cause... 279 00:11:26,526 --> 00:11:29,109 That is the Jonah I've been trying to wake up since the day you got here. 280 00:11:29,162 --> 00:11:32,780 And Kent Davison is a disloyal fucking prick. 281 00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:34,248 I fucking hate Kent. 282 00:11:34,283 --> 00:11:37,785 I want to wipe that neutral expression off his face. 283 00:11:37,787 --> 00:11:39,286 - Here's how we're gonna do it. - Okay. 284 00:11:39,288 --> 00:11:41,922 We're gonna leak that the VP is dissatisfied 285 00:11:41,958 --> 00:11:43,374 and that he's thinking of walking. 286 00:11:43,426 --> 00:11:46,260 We're gonna force POTUS to back Doyle. 287 00:11:46,295 --> 00:11:47,795 I will not let you down. 288 00:11:47,797 --> 00:11:50,381 All right, so what kind of media contacts do you have? 289 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:52,933 - Liz Kerrigan. - Liz? 290 00:11:52,969 --> 00:11:55,102 - Liz. - How hard can you work this Liz? 291 00:11:55,137 --> 00:11:57,271 Oh, my God. I can ride her hard, hang her up wet. 292 00:11:57,306 --> 00:11:58,639 I like what I'm seeing, all right? 293 00:11:58,641 --> 00:12:00,140 - Show me more. - Thank you, I will. 294 00:12:00,193 --> 00:12:01,475 - Give 'em both barrels. - Oh! 295 00:12:01,527 --> 00:12:02,776 Fucking nightmare. 296 00:12:02,812 --> 00:12:04,778 It's just been such a magical time. 297 00:12:04,814 --> 00:12:07,314 And I wish I could have visited every country in the whole world. 298 00:12:07,316 --> 00:12:09,400 You know? Even New Zealand. 299 00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:11,785 People are now comparing me to Nixon, I heard, right? 300 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:13,654 - They didn't mean your looks. - No, no, no, I don't mean that. 301 00:12:13,706 --> 00:12:15,573 But, I mean, I'll take the comparison. 302 00:12:15,625 --> 00:12:17,074 So where would you like to begin? 303 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,076 Well, I don't really know what's happened lately 304 00:12:19,128 --> 00:12:22,630 because I've been locked in a hotel room without access to the outside world. 305 00:12:22,665 --> 00:12:23,914 Of course. You know what we need to do? 306 00:12:23,966 --> 00:12:25,332 We need to get Leon some of the press clippings. 307 00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,834 I think he'd like to see some of those. 308 00:12:26,836 --> 00:12:28,219 - Should I check on his food first? - Yes. 309 00:12:28,254 --> 00:12:29,837 - No, no, get him the press clippings. - Yeah. 310 00:12:29,889 --> 00:12:33,090 First of all, the talks in Israel went so well 311 00:12:33,142 --> 00:12:35,509 that I was delayed a day getting here. 312 00:12:35,511 --> 00:12:38,512 And then the talks here were just amazing. 313 00:12:38,514 --> 00:12:41,682 So, just to clarify, you were delayed by a day. 314 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,068 - Yeah. - My release was delayed by a day. 315 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,903 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 316 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:48,022 Here's those press clippings. 317 00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:50,491 What I would like you to do is check on Leon's food. 318 00:12:50,526 --> 00:12:52,910 - 'Cause I know you're hungry. - Yeah. 319 00:12:52,945 --> 00:12:56,530 - Ben, wake up. - Gary, why are you giving me all that Ambien? 320 00:12:56,582 --> 00:12:58,832 - Mike. Mike. It's Mike. - Mike. Mike. 321 00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,367 We got a problem with the vice president. 322 00:13:00,419 --> 00:13:02,202 Okay, um, hang... I'll be right back. 323 00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:03,704 - I don't know what this is all about. - Sure. 324 00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:05,372 - What's going on? - Ma'am, Liz Kerrigan 325 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:07,291 is running a story that Doyle is unhappy. 326 00:13:07,343 --> 00:13:10,377 Should I go and see if there's any chatter about this on the press plane? 327 00:13:10,429 --> 00:13:12,463 Christ, it's that data fuck. 328 00:13:12,515 --> 00:13:14,131 No. I don't know. Yes. 329 00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:15,432 Let's just go with I don't know. 330 00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:16,967 Okay, please nobody look, but Leon's watching. 331 00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:18,852 Okay, so just go in there and distract him. 332 00:13:18,888 --> 00:13:20,604 Give him a handjob if you have to, 333 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,389 just get it done, okay? 334 00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:26,026 Wow, two weeks detained. 335 00:13:26,062 --> 00:13:27,895 That is hard. 336 00:13:27,897 --> 00:13:30,397 - I was in a hotel, so it wasn't that bad. - Oh, no. 337 00:13:30,449 --> 00:13:33,484 Leon is starting to think that his release was delayed by a day 338 00:13:33,536 --> 00:13:35,486 because my arrival here was delayed by a day. 339 00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:38,038 He's gonna figure out that we didn't okay his release till now 340 00:13:38,074 --> 00:13:39,573 and then he'll write something bad about that. 341 00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:40,791 - That could be bad. - Yeah. 342 00:13:40,826 --> 00:13:42,159 - That is bad. - It is bad. 343 00:13:42,211 --> 00:13:43,961 And Leon wanting to say it's bad 344 00:13:43,996 --> 00:13:45,212 is really bad. It's worse. 345 00:13:45,247 --> 00:13:47,748 Okay, look, in seven seconds, you come in there, Ben, 346 00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:51,001 you grab me by the hair and you drag me out, okay? Are you listening? 347 00:13:51,053 --> 00:13:52,419 - Yeah. - Okay. 348 00:13:52,421 --> 00:13:55,756 We got to find out where this Doyle story is coming from. 349 00:13:55,808 --> 00:13:57,591 I'll check out the press plane. 350 00:13:57,643 --> 00:13:58,809 You must be very tired. 351 00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:01,312 Would you like to put a pin in this for a moment? 352 00:14:01,347 --> 00:14:03,230 Some people might think that the American government 353 00:14:03,265 --> 00:14:05,099 detaining an American journalist 354 00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,267 so that you can have a photo op might look bad. 355 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,936 Can you see that? 356 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:12,690 - Leon, I respect you so much as a journalist. - Thank you. 357 00:14:12,742 --> 00:14:16,860 And when Ben and I were first discussing the peace talks, 358 00:14:16,912 --> 00:14:19,113 I said to Ben, I said, "Ben. Ben, I..." 359 00:14:19,115 --> 00:14:21,498 Ma'am, State Department. 360 00:14:21,534 --> 00:14:24,118 - This I've got to take. Excuse me. Hello? - Never stops, does it? 361 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,003 - Leon, you need to rest. - Mm-hmm. 362 00:14:26,038 --> 00:14:29,206 I just had one second of sleep and I feel great. 363 00:14:29,258 --> 00:14:33,510 Okay, maybe the guys in the press plane would like me to go over there 364 00:14:33,546 --> 00:14:37,297 and tell them about the US government imprisoning a guy in Iran. 365 00:14:37,299 --> 00:14:39,216 Go get Mike from the press plane. 366 00:14:39,268 --> 00:14:41,135 - Fucking idiots. - Yeah. 367 00:14:41,187 --> 00:14:42,636 We've got to hold him hostage here. 368 00:14:42,688 --> 00:14:44,388 Do you understand? We've got to take off now. 369 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:45,889 Mike and Gary are off the plane. 370 00:14:45,941 --> 00:14:47,358 We have a pilot on the plane, right? 371 00:14:47,393 --> 00:14:49,276 Okay, so let's go. We've got to go. 372 00:14:49,311 --> 00:14:50,811 Leon, you've got to sit down. 373 00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:53,313 I'm a bad flier and I might need somebody to hold me. 374 00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:55,449 Are you seriously detaining me again? 375 00:14:55,484 --> 00:14:56,650 Am I being rendered? 376 00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:59,153 No, you're being friendered. 377 00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:03,207 So just please accept our compulsory hospitality. 378 00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,910 Oh, Jesus, that suit. 379 00:15:06,962 --> 00:15:08,996 My gosh, you look like a middle-school teacher. 380 00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:12,332 Okay, that's Erica. She's gonna take you out and buy you some real suits. 381 00:15:12,385 --> 00:15:14,168 Not these government-issued rags you're wearing. 382 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,837 She's not exactly government-issue herself, is she? 383 00:15:16,839 --> 00:15:20,090 - Yeah. Hey, don't even look at her. - Oh. 384 00:15:20,142 --> 00:15:22,843 I'm kidding. Or am I? 385 00:15:22,895 --> 00:15:25,846 Huh? No, seriously, I'm just fucking with you, Dan. 386 00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:29,850 So listen, tonight we're gonna put you on TV as a political commentator. 387 00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:30,984 - Yes! - Yeah? 388 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:33,487 Finally, something good to watch on the idiot box. 389 00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:35,773 We've just started lobbying for glacé cherries, 390 00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:38,192 so mention glacé cherries. 391 00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:41,328 Well, how do I work in glacé cherries into a political roundtable? 392 00:15:41,363 --> 00:15:43,914 You'll figure it out. Listen, you give me glacé cherries, 393 00:15:43,949 --> 00:15:46,784 and I'll give you a bed of money with pussy on the nightstand. 394 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:48,836 Maybe Erica. But not her. 395 00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:50,921 - No. - But maybe. 396 00:15:50,956 --> 00:15:53,006 We'll just let that hang. 397 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,925 - Yeah, yeah. I know. - Stay on your toes, buddy. 398 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,678 It's gonna be like that the entire time you're here. 399 00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:05,803 Hey, that's Air Force One. 400 00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:08,388 Oh, my God. What the hell is happening? 401 00:16:08,441 --> 00:16:10,891 - Why are they leaving us? - Are we at war? 402 00:16:10,893 --> 00:16:13,060 - Is it here? Sweet Jesus. - No, it can't be. It can't be. 403 00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:16,480 - Oh, sweet Jesus. - Stop saying Jesus. Stop it! 404 00:16:16,532 --> 00:16:18,065 This is how I see it. 405 00:16:18,117 --> 00:16:20,534 I say the US is planning a secret trip. 406 00:16:20,569 --> 00:16:23,403 The Iranians ask you to confirm the secret trip. 407 00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,240 You say there's no secret trip because it's a secret. 408 00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:29,543 They think I'm James Bond and detain me. 409 00:16:29,578 --> 00:16:32,796 Leon, you're no fucking James Bond. 410 00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,715 Journalism is storytelling. 411 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:38,585 You tell your story about your bravery, your integrity 412 00:16:38,587 --> 00:16:41,004 and how we rescued you and gave you warm nuts. 413 00:16:41,056 --> 00:16:43,173 The Iranians detained me because of you. 414 00:16:43,225 --> 00:16:44,758 That's my story. 415 00:16:44,810 --> 00:16:46,810 They detained me an extra day because of you. 416 00:16:46,846 --> 00:16:48,145 That's my other story. 417 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,181 Now, you want to be rescued or not, you ungrateful shit? 418 00:16:51,233 --> 00:16:53,150 My release was delayed because the president 419 00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:55,652 wanted to grab the headlines for freeing an American, 420 00:16:55,688 --> 00:16:59,273 an American she deliberately did not de-detain. 421 00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:02,409 Jonah, either get Leon's mom to the air base 422 00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:04,444 or buy yourself a very convincing wig. 423 00:17:04,446 --> 00:17:06,446 - Where's Kent? - I don't know. 424 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:08,031 Maybe he's bitten off his tracking device. 425 00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,950 He should be here by now. This is not okay. 426 00:17:09,952 --> 00:17:12,252 - Mike. - Break out the yellow ribbon, Sue. 427 00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:15,956 - We are stranded in Iran. - I'm really scared, Sue. 428 00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,509 Man up, Gary. Or at least lady down a bit. 429 00:17:18,544 --> 00:17:21,011 Gary and Mike have been left behind in Iran. 430 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:23,213 Wonderful. It's "Black Hawk Down" with Laurel and Hardy. 431 00:17:23,265 --> 00:17:25,716 Amy, if anyone asks, no one's been left behind in Iran. 432 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,935 There you are. Where have you been? 433 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:29,520 I grew a small beard here. 434 00:17:29,555 --> 00:17:33,023 Bill, of my various walking paces, I selected moderate to fast. 435 00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:35,359 The press are saying that the VP is unhappy with the president. 436 00:17:35,394 --> 00:17:37,778 - That doesn't make me happy. - Because of the secret polling? 437 00:17:37,813 --> 00:17:40,781 Or because he's heard that someone has hacked the data of dead children? 438 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:43,367 Or a third reason which is even worse than those? 439 00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:45,319 We've got to get inside Doyle's head, find out what he knows. 440 00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,654 - Get out. - No, come in. You get out. 441 00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:50,290 Mike, why exactly are you calling me? 442 00:17:50,326 --> 00:17:53,243 - What do we do, Sue? - There's a backup plane. 443 00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:56,496 Find the backup plane. 444 00:17:56,498 --> 00:17:58,332 - Come on! - Oh, my God. Where is it? 445 00:17:58,384 --> 00:18:00,217 - I don't know! - Oh, shit! 446 00:18:00,252 --> 00:18:02,836 - Pardonne. Pardonne. - That's French! 447 00:18:04,089 --> 00:18:06,673 Ooh, am I in the wrong place? 448 00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:09,142 - Is this QVC? - Amy. 449 00:18:09,178 --> 00:18:12,012 Hmm. Hear you're lobbying with Sidney Purcell now. 450 00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:13,730 The man whose dream vacation is hunting 451 00:18:13,766 --> 00:18:16,099 the street kids of Rio on a human safari. 452 00:18:16,151 --> 00:18:18,185 Not lobbying. No, that'd be illegal. 453 00:18:18,237 --> 00:18:20,404 I'm a consultant. And I gotta say, I like the guy 454 00:18:20,439 --> 00:18:22,990 a hell of a lot more ever since he told me how rich I'm gonna be. 455 00:18:23,025 --> 00:18:25,108 Sorry you got fired. You were almost good at your job, 456 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,493 which really made you stand out. 457 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:28,028 Right back at you. 458 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,530 Can't be this nice to each other on air, you know. 459 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,166 Oh, I know. May the best man win. 460 00:18:33,202 --> 00:18:35,035 - And that'll be me. - Which will be me. 461 00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,755 Mike! Mike! 462 00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,424 I found the backup plane. Come on. 463 00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:41,875 Thank God. 464 00:18:41,927 --> 00:18:43,427 I've never had strong feelings for a plane, 465 00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:46,046 but right now I would cheat on Wendy with that thing. 466 00:18:46,048 --> 00:18:48,765 Jonah, we need to talk. 467 00:18:48,801 --> 00:18:50,767 We are just in the car with Leon West's mother. 468 00:18:50,803 --> 00:18:52,219 Do you need anything, ma'am? 469 00:18:52,221 --> 00:18:53,971 No, I'm good. Thank you. 470 00:18:54,023 --> 00:18:55,522 Great. 471 00:18:55,557 --> 00:18:58,225 Jonah, I know something's happening at the VP's office. 472 00:18:58,277 --> 00:19:00,477 Oh. Okay, you do. 473 00:19:00,529 --> 00:19:02,863 I need you to tell me what's going on. 474 00:19:02,898 --> 00:19:05,399 And, uh, do I have to tell you that right now? 475 00:19:05,451 --> 00:19:06,450 Yes, you do. 476 00:19:06,485 --> 00:19:08,318 I was thinking we could stop for a coffee. 477 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:10,120 Uh, Teddy's been touching me. 478 00:19:10,155 --> 00:19:11,738 Or tea. 479 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:13,740 Uh, just processing that. 480 00:19:13,742 --> 00:19:14,958 Wait, Mr. Davison? 481 00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:16,960 Shit, am I on speakerphone? 482 00:19:16,996 --> 00:19:19,046 Sorry, Jonah, what happened exactly? 483 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,918 Um, well, he... 484 00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:28,388 He... he cupped my testicles. 485 00:19:28,424 --> 00:19:31,675 On another occasion, he patted 486 00:19:31,727 --> 00:19:34,895 or tapped on my testicles. 487 00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:37,481 And then on another occasion, 488 00:19:37,516 --> 00:19:40,100 he held my testicles for a significantly long time. 489 00:19:40,152 --> 00:19:42,686 Guess what. I just got engaged. 490 00:19:42,738 --> 00:19:44,855 Are you fucking kidding me? Catherine's there, too? 491 00:19:44,907 --> 00:19:47,658 Hi, Jonah. Jason proposed and I said yes. 492 00:19:47,693 --> 00:19:49,660 Well, shit, congratulations. 493 00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:52,079 - Marriage is good. - It's a fine institution. 494 00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:54,448 Don't tell my mom. I want to surprise her. 495 00:19:55,951 --> 00:19:58,118 Jonah, is there anything else you want to tell us? 496 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,003 I don't know. Is there anybody else in the room? 497 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,755 Just myself and Bill again. 498 00:20:01,790 --> 00:20:04,291 - And I'm here taking notes. - Sue's there?! Fuck! 499 00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:07,127 Okay, well, no. There's nothing else that I have to say. 500 00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:09,963 I'm pretty sure that I'm the only one that Teddy's been touching, okay? 501 00:20:10,015 --> 00:20:12,265 Thanks, guys. Great talk. 502 00:20:12,301 --> 00:20:14,601 Okay, we got nothing out of that but a funny story. 503 00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:17,304 Plane's broken. We can't take off. 504 00:20:17,356 --> 00:20:19,439 They said it's gonna be a week until they get the part. 505 00:20:19,475 --> 00:20:21,058 Jesus Christ, the Chinese can 3-D print 506 00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,693 - a hundred houses in that time. - Fuck! 507 00:20:22,778 --> 00:20:24,644 Why isn't there a backup plane for the backup plane, Mike? 508 00:20:24,646 --> 00:20:26,313 We need to get on the press plane. 509 00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:27,864 The press hates us, especially you. 510 00:20:27,900 --> 00:20:30,067 - They can't stand you. - We have booze, Gary. 511 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,536 And they have a crippling dependency. 512 00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:34,404 - What, is this gonna work? - In a dry country, 513 00:20:34,456 --> 00:20:37,491 the man with all the booze holds the cards. 514 00:20:37,493 --> 00:20:39,493 Yeah? 515 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:41,661 Ma'am, you actually do have a phone call. 516 00:20:41,663 --> 00:20:44,581 - Oh. - It's Kent and Bill on speaker. 517 00:20:44,633 --> 00:20:46,216 Hey, guys, what's up? 518 00:20:46,251 --> 00:20:48,502 Ma'am, we're worried that Doyle knows about the polling. 519 00:20:48,504 --> 00:20:50,754 - What polling? - Kent. 520 00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:54,508 I thought it might be useful to see how Doyle is performing as veep. 521 00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:58,729 I specifically promised Doyle that I would not do that, Kent. 522 00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:01,982 I apologize. But it did throw up some very interesting results. 523 00:21:02,017 --> 00:21:05,685 But I will run those by you at a less angry time. 524 00:21:05,687 --> 00:21:08,021 We have what we think is a very smart plan of action. 525 00:21:08,073 --> 00:21:09,656 - It's brilliant. - Quite brilliant. 526 00:21:09,691 --> 00:21:11,408 We tell Doyle that your campaign 527 00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,610 used stolen data to target bereaved parents. 528 00:21:13,662 --> 00:21:16,696 Why in the name of pixelated fuck 529 00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:18,832 would you do that? My God! 530 00:21:18,867 --> 00:21:21,701 And can you please use code when we're talking about this? 531 00:21:21,703 --> 00:21:25,539 Use the word, I don't know, cupcake instead of data 532 00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:29,126 and use happy instead of bereaved or something. 533 00:21:29,178 --> 00:21:31,378 It binds him to us. Infects him. 534 00:21:31,430 --> 00:21:34,714 And elements of his office were cc'd on e-mails mentioning the breach. 535 00:21:34,767 --> 00:21:37,384 Exactly, he will be as involved as the rest of us 536 00:21:37,436 --> 00:21:40,720 in targeting happy parents after stealing cupcakes 537 00:21:40,773 --> 00:21:42,222 about their dead children. 538 00:21:42,274 --> 00:21:43,807 Fine. 539 00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:46,693 Inject him with the happy cupcake virus, all right? 540 00:21:46,728 --> 00:21:48,528 I hope he swells up and dies. 541 00:21:48,564 --> 00:21:51,565 That's not code, by the way. 542 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:54,067 Wow. Ben, why don't I know what's going on here? 543 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:57,070 - I don't know. - I'm supposed to have my finger on the button. 544 00:21:57,072 --> 00:21:59,573 But for all I know, it's been rewired 545 00:21:59,575 --> 00:22:02,959 and I'm just operating some sort of light in a closet somewhere. 546 00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:04,911 And what are we gonna do about Leon? 547 00:22:04,963 --> 00:22:06,913 I'm gonna treat him like my own brother, ahem, 548 00:22:06,915 --> 00:22:09,749 who I had murdered back in '86. 549 00:22:11,003 --> 00:22:13,503 The president is charming the Middle East. 550 00:22:13,555 --> 00:22:16,173 But apparently her own VP is unhappy with her? 551 00:22:16,225 --> 00:22:18,809 Not true. And we're discussing rumors? 552 00:22:18,844 --> 00:22:20,343 Is this a news channel or a dorm room? 553 00:22:20,395 --> 00:22:24,264 You could say that the president's Iran visit 554 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:28,518 puts a delicious glacé cherry on the cake of Selina Meyer's tour. 555 00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:31,321 Well, welcome back from the wasteland. 556 00:22:31,356 --> 00:22:33,573 Here's to us. To a job well done on your part. 557 00:22:33,609 --> 00:22:36,276 - You were great. - Yeah, I know. 558 00:22:36,328 --> 00:22:38,445 You know, we could still be great. 559 00:22:38,497 --> 00:22:40,497 We could? 560 00:22:40,532 --> 00:22:42,916 Oh, yeah. 561 00:22:42,951 --> 00:22:46,002 - Can I ask you something? - Uh-oh. 562 00:22:46,038 --> 00:22:48,371 Am I that transparent? Really? 563 00:22:48,423 --> 00:22:51,208 Dan, you kind of are. 564 00:22:51,260 --> 00:22:53,543 Well, Amy, 565 00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:57,130 I would love it if you would give me 566 00:22:57,132 --> 00:22:59,432 access to the White House. 567 00:23:00,352 --> 00:23:01,635 Oh. 568 00:23:02,971 --> 00:23:04,971 What? 569 00:23:04,973 --> 00:23:06,606 You think I was gonna ask you something else? 570 00:23:06,642 --> 00:23:09,809 - No. - Okay. 571 00:23:12,698 --> 00:23:14,781 - Yeah? - Amy, bad news. 572 00:23:14,816 --> 00:23:17,817 Ericsson told Doyle that the campaign used 573 00:23:17,819 --> 00:23:20,620 dead kids' data to target recently bereaved parents. 574 00:23:20,656 --> 00:23:23,657 God, that is some elaborate self-sabotage right there. 575 00:23:23,709 --> 00:23:26,409 That is Cirque du Soleil suicide bombing. 576 00:23:26,461 --> 00:23:28,962 Go back in time and stop that from happening. 577 00:23:30,382 --> 00:23:31,631 You okay? 578 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,717 I feel like I'm on a life-support machine 579 00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:36,836 and they keep pulling the plug to charge their phones. 580 00:23:36,889 --> 00:23:39,339 - Tequila? - Yeah. 581 00:23:39,391 --> 00:23:41,725 - My God, this is so scary. - Quiet down, Gary. 582 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,393 - It's just really scary. - Hurry up and be quiet... 583 00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:44,728 - Oh, my God. - Oh, you're kidding. 584 00:23:44,763 --> 00:23:46,646 - Jesus. Oh, my God. - Pick them up! 585 00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:48,348 I don't want to go to jail over here. 586 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,101 We've got about 10 seconds to drink everything 587 00:23:51,153 --> 00:23:52,569 and then eat the bottles. 588 00:23:54,856 --> 00:23:56,523 You wanted to see me, ma'am? 589 00:23:56,525 --> 00:23:58,024 Oh, did I wake you up? 590 00:23:58,076 --> 00:23:59,693 Um, no. 591 00:23:59,745 --> 00:24:01,244 Come in. Come in, come in. 592 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,196 You don't look good, man. 593 00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:04,998 You look like the cabin depressurized 594 00:24:05,033 --> 00:24:06,449 and you fell into a coma or something. 595 00:24:06,501 --> 00:24:08,501 - No, I'm... I'm fine. - Sit. Sit. 596 00:24:08,537 --> 00:24:10,954 So... 597 00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:12,422 what's up, ma'am? 598 00:24:12,457 --> 00:24:14,791 I'm not in control, Ben. I'm really not. 599 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:17,377 - Well, we have pilots for that. - You know what I mean. 600 00:24:17,429 --> 00:24:19,846 Leon, Kent's polling, 601 00:24:19,881 --> 00:24:21,548 dead kids baked in the cupcakes. 602 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,100 So all of this has confirmed for me 603 00:24:24,136 --> 00:24:25,719 that I made the right decision 604 00:24:25,771 --> 00:24:28,021 when I decided to bring in somebody else. 605 00:24:28,056 --> 00:24:30,774 That's great. More minds the merrier. 606 00:24:30,809 --> 00:24:32,475 That's a saying, I think. 607 00:24:32,527 --> 00:24:35,862 No, I don't think it is. Her name is Karen Collins. 608 00:24:35,897 --> 00:24:38,064 Okay? You might remember her from my old lawyering days. 609 00:24:38,116 --> 00:24:40,066 - No. - I mean, seriously, Ben, 610 00:24:40,068 --> 00:24:41,701 she's everything that I'm missing. 611 00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:44,904 She's smart, she's capable, she's organized. 612 00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:48,742 She sounds like the... 613 00:24:48,794 --> 00:24:50,744 complete package. 614 00:24:50,746 --> 00:24:53,163 Oh, no, no. But, I mean, you know, don't misunderstand me. 615 00:24:53,215 --> 00:24:56,549 Because, I mean, obviously I so respect you, Ben, 616 00:24:56,585 --> 00:24:59,719 and I think you're incredibly capable. 617 00:24:59,755 --> 00:25:02,505 And I also think that you... 618 00:25:05,510 --> 00:25:07,260 Ben? 619 00:25:09,564 --> 00:25:11,931 I need to see the president for a debrief and a prebrief. 620 00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:14,601 Back off, Cary Grant, okay? Vice president is first up. 621 00:25:14,653 --> 00:25:16,403 - No... - I need to tell my mom that I got engaged. 622 00:25:16,438 --> 00:25:18,855 - Oh, also I got engaged. - Yeah, so did I. 623 00:25:18,907 --> 00:25:21,491 To her. That's obvious. 624 00:25:21,526 --> 00:25:23,660 Okay, congrats. And... listen... listen up. 625 00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:26,279 The first thing that's gonna happen once the president lands 626 00:25:26,331 --> 00:25:28,331 is a debrief and then we're... 627 00:25:28,367 --> 00:25:30,283 Why does it feel like nobody is listening to me? 628 00:25:30,335 --> 00:25:31,868 This is tough for you, huh? 629 00:25:31,953 --> 00:25:34,788 Looks like someone needs to learn some management skills. 630 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,373 I'm sorry, who the fuck are you? 631 00:25:36,425 --> 00:25:39,426 Oh, I'm Karen Collins, the president's new senior advisor. 632 00:25:39,461 --> 00:25:41,461 My specialty... Common sense. 633 00:25:41,513 --> 00:25:42,796 I need to talk to my mom. 634 00:25:42,848 --> 00:25:44,798 Oh, my God, Catherine, look at you. 635 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:46,599 Do you remember me? 636 00:25:46,635 --> 00:25:48,635 Of course. Yeah. 637 00:25:48,637 --> 00:25:50,103 I really need to talk to my mom. 638 00:25:50,138 --> 00:25:52,555 Oh, let's handle it, then. Dive in. Let's dive in. 639 00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:57,394 Um, so I obviously knew about this Karen. 640 00:25:57,446 --> 00:25:58,561 Were you told? 641 00:25:58,613 --> 00:26:00,530 Senior advisor, yes. 642 00:26:00,565 --> 00:26:02,782 - Oh, sure. Of course. - Yeah. 643 00:26:02,818 --> 00:26:04,534 - Amy, hey. - Yeah, what? 644 00:26:04,569 --> 00:26:09,372 Um, we have Leon West's mom, and she just looks, um... 645 00:26:09,408 --> 00:26:10,874 just very terrible. 646 00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:13,993 I... talk to this... Talk to Karen. 647 00:26:14,046 --> 00:26:15,995 Um, her specialty is common sense. 648 00:26:16,048 --> 00:26:17,997 That's right. Good memory. 649 00:26:17,999 --> 00:26:20,383 - I'm Jonah Ryan. - Pleasure to meet you. I'm Karen. 650 00:26:20,419 --> 00:26:22,502 Sue, if anybody asks for me, 651 00:26:22,504 --> 00:26:25,338 I've gone outside to scream into the night. 652 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,973 Okay. 653 00:26:27,008 --> 00:26:28,591 Have one for me, too. 654 00:26:29,511 --> 00:26:30,510 Did you rest? 655 00:26:30,562 --> 00:26:32,095 I slept like a drugged log. 656 00:26:32,147 --> 00:26:33,847 Good. How do I look? 657 00:26:33,899 --> 00:26:35,682 Very tired. 658 00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,684 You know, Gary usually sugarcoats that. 659 00:26:37,736 --> 00:26:39,018 Tired? 660 00:26:39,071 --> 00:26:41,521 God. 661 00:26:41,523 --> 00:26:43,189 Did my eye just twitch? 662 00:26:43,191 --> 00:26:45,191 No. 663 00:26:47,863 --> 00:26:49,946 Hey, Catherine, about earlier. 664 00:26:49,998 --> 00:26:52,415 - The molesting. - What? 665 00:26:52,451 --> 00:26:53,783 Hmm? 666 00:26:53,835 --> 00:26:55,502 Wait, what? 667 00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:57,504 Hey, look, there's your mom. 668 00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:01,040 This isn't just about me. 669 00:27:01,042 --> 00:27:05,795 This is about the strength of these two... 670 00:27:05,847 --> 00:27:08,932 beautiful people. 671 00:27:08,967 --> 00:27:13,470 I am most humbled to have played my small part 672 00:27:13,522 --> 00:27:15,388 in human history. 673 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,475 I'm not gonna make it to the cottage, Wendy. 674 00:27:18,527 --> 00:27:20,727 I'm in Iran. 675 00:27:20,729 --> 00:27:24,697 Turns out you can't buy a boarding pass with tiny bottles of Jack Daniels. 676 00:27:24,733 --> 00:27:26,316 - Wow, that was great. - Wasn't it? 677 00:27:26,368 --> 00:27:28,568 - A lot of people need to talk to you. - Okay, that's fine. 678 00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:29,819 - Mom. - Catherine! 679 00:27:29,871 --> 00:27:32,405 - We're engaged. - No, you're not. 680 00:27:32,407 --> 00:27:34,491 - Yes, we are. - But we are. 681 00:27:34,543 --> 00:27:36,409 I'm 48. 682 00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:39,078 Put your hand down. 683 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,131 - Well, it's nice to have you back, ma'am. - Yeah. 684 00:27:41,166 --> 00:27:42,549 - And so... - Karen! 685 00:27:42,584 --> 00:27:44,417 - I'm here. - I'm gonna give you a hug. 686 00:27:44,469 --> 00:27:45,718 All right. Great to see you. 687 00:27:45,754 --> 00:27:48,388 I'm so glad to see you. 688 00:27:48,423 --> 00:27:50,306 - You guys met? - Yes. 689 00:27:50,342 --> 00:27:51,758 - Great. Great. - Besties. 690 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:53,059 Let's get off the tarmac. 691 00:27:53,094 --> 00:27:55,812 I'm not snacking. I'm on my diet. 692 00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:58,565 It's a celery stick. 693 00:27:59,434 --> 00:28:00,567 All right, it's a cookie. 694 00:28:00,602 --> 00:28:02,652 I've had dates every day. 695 00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:05,405 You know dates are a dessert? 696 00:28:05,406 --> 00:28:09,446 sync and corrected by Caio www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 54788

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