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I'd like to begin by saying
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there is only one thing
on anybody's mind today...
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The president's hosting
of her first state visit.
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After welcoming the Israeli Prime
Minister to the White House...
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Did he dye his mustache?
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To ensure that they seize this...
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Holy shit, he dyed his mustache.
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It's vanity. He's the TV
face of the administration.
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But he's glued Cheetos to that face.
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He looks like Yosemite Sam.
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Yeah, without the credibility.
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He's gonna get his tits done next.
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- Sean?
- Today's the president's 33rd day in office.
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She's outlasted William Henry Harrison,
our shortest serving president.
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- How's she feel about that?
- She feels great,
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unlike President Harrison
who contracted pneumonia
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during his inaugural address and died.
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Thanks, ladies and gentlemen.
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Nice work, Mike. You're on fire.
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Nope, wait. It's your mustache.
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I call it Tangerine Dream.
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Hey, are we getting cocktails later?
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No, I can't. I've got to get home.
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You...
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- Can you imagine?
- No. We love to drink.
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So our concern is debate
time for Families First.
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Our friends on the rules
committee need a shove.
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So you want me to rule
the House rules committee.
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Yeah, if anyone can do
this, Dan, I'm confident
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you or the guy we hired to replace you can.
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I am really excited
about this Israeli visit.
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Gonna be a good day, guys.
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Middle East, middle easy.
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I'm a little concerned about
the dinner centerpieces,
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- 'cause I feel like they...
- Whatever.
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I'm handling world peace, okay?
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You just go make the room pretty,
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i.e., the opposite of
that fucking monstrosity.
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What is that? Picasso's heavy period?
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- President Hughes loved it.
- Is that why his wife tried to kill herself?
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I think it's called "A
Man Who Shits Triangles."
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Bad enough having the Pentagon up your ass.
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Where is Amy, by the way?
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She's campaign manager,
this is a campaign meeting.
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I mean, I've got to go save the world.
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I know that sounds like hyperbole, but...
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- But you do. Yeah.
- I do, in fact.
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I actually do do have to do that.
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I just got a text from Amy.
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"I'm a latte"?
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- Huh?
- Guess she means she's late.
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You said there wouldn't be traffic.
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- This is traffic.
- Yep.
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Could be anything... accident
up ahead, active shooter.
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Well, probably not that.
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You make me any more late, and I lock
you in this car and have it compacted.
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- How about some music? Hmm?
- No.
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I Bluetoothed your phone, so...
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Memo to self... it is winnable.
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- Delete the private polling.
- Oh, turn that off.
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I thought I had it on shuffle.
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Also, hair.
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Ask Marianne about electrolysis.
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The campaign, the whole comm strategy.
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We've got too many balls
being dropped right now.
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For instance, we've got yet another
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appalling photograph of Catherine.
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No offense, honey, but,
I mean, look at yourself.
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It's not my fault. The press
doesn't take me seriously
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because I don't have a role here.
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I need a core role.
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Yeah, that's a very good idea.
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She has good organizational skills.
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- She turned around the college film society.
- I transformed it, Mom.
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She... she... good for you.
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Ma'am, I've got a virtual Amy.
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Ma'am, I am so sorry.
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Oh, can't she just call in?
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I feel like I'm on trial in the future.
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Ma'am, if I could interrupt.
I really think that...
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Uh, Amy, it's filtering
out like every other word.
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Usually I just do that myself.
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Okay, this is why we need a
steady hand like Bill Ericsson.
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By the way, I'm bringing in Bill Ericsson.
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Madam President, did you
just say Bill Ericsson?
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Ma'am, I... Ooh!
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Oh, okay, I can't look at that anymore.
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It's bad enough looking at Mike's mustache.
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Have you seen that thing?
It's like he ate a volcano.
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Ma'am, we do have that
issue of national security,
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so I'm afraid that Catherine right now...
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Oh, okay. Catherine, you
have to get out, honey.
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- Go.
- Sorry, I apologize.
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Madam President, I'd like to state
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that I think that Catherine
is a valuable asset.
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- Yeah.
- And daughter.
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But her likability index is...
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shallow.
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What?
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We polled her popularity.
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How dare you?
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How could you have the audacity to...
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Oh.
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Oh, these are not good.
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Okay, well, she's gonna have to be told.
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Gently, of course.
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But who's going to do that?
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- I believe I have the skills, ma'am.
- There you go.
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Fine. You do it, Kent.
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Okay... what?
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Ma'am, today is a very special day.
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I know. I'm building a road map to peace.
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Not just that, ma'am. Not just that.
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Don't tell me it's Happy Harrison Day.
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I outlived some dead idiot president. Wow.
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No.
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- What?
- It's Ben's birthday.
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- Oh!
- My birthday.
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Happy birthday, Ben.
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- Wow, that was quick.
- Yeah.
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- We have a cake?
- No.
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No?
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All right, well, that
was a good interruption.
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Thanks.
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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Ah, William Henry Harrison.
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Oh, God, at least somebody...
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Noticed this horrible cake?
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You're welcome.
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Just go ahead.
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Hey, Jonah.
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Hello. Hi. Hello, sir.
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Better think of a way to make me feel good.
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Okay, of course.
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I could go get you some Pringles or...
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Teddy done you a solid.
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On my advice, the veep's
gonna ask you to be
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in the Families First talks with Dan Egan.
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Oh, that's fantastic news, sir.
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You simultaneously made
my day and ruined his.
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Thank you. Shine brightly.
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Tap-tap-tap-tap-
tap-tap.
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All good?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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See, we need bigger centerpieces
for the state dinner tonight.
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I don't care about the
cost. You got to get on that.
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Listen, please, please, please.
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If anybody doesn't know the difference
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between a valance and a jabot,
I really need you to leave.
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- Did the president's stylist get my notes?
- Yes, he did.
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Okay, thank God. Oh, my God.
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Did we get these from
a homeless man's grave?
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They're molesting my eyes.
What's happening right now?
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- There's my favorite guy.
- Patty!
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My favorite White House social secretary!
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Did you hear about the centerpieces?
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I did. I heard you sent them
back to centerpiece hell.
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I know. We felt they weren't right.
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So this is coming from the president?
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It's coming from us.
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And the painting, she
wants that swapped out, too?
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Yes, we do.
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And when you say that the
centerpieces are not right,
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can you just give me a little indication
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of what you mean when you say "not right"?
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We just kind of feel like they
need to be a different shape.
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- They need to pop.
- Okay.
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- Okay, they need to pop?
- Pop.
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- No, I heard you.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- It is so good to find someone who gets us.
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- Mm.
- It really is.
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Sue, I need to see the
president right away.
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Sure, Amy, I'll just tell the Israelis
to move on, 'cause they love that.
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All right, Richard, you
need to hide Ben's Ativan
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till he comes clean about Bill Ericsson.
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- Hi, Amy.
- Bill, it... it's good to see you.
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- I hear you're working...
- Working at the White House. Yes, I am.
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- In what capacity?
- What capacity?
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I have a specific title,
but a wide brief...
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Eliminate weaknesses.
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That's a little Nazi doctor.
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I'm the new director of communications.
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Oh, that's cool, 'cause some of us thought
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you were the new campaign manager.
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- Mmm!
- Oh, no. I get it. Okay.
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Well, I just wanted to say a
friendly hello in an unfriendly way.
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Hello.
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Okay, I'm gonna try to say it right.
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Shalom aleichem.
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- Aleichem. Very good.
- And welcome to America.
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Thank you very much for your hospitality.
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All right, I don't mean to be abrupt,
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but this is over. Thank you.
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So I think we have a five-minute
break and then we can resume, yes?
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- Okay, very well.
- Okay, wonderful. Thank you.
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I like him. And I loathe politicians.
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Madam President, a painting in the
White House was removed this morning.
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Should we go to the Situation Room?
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It was the only work of art by a
Native American artist in the building.
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I mean, who knew we even had one?
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It was the crazy triangles painting.
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Native Americans are taking
it as a slight, ma'am.
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Then just issue a statement saying
we had it sent out to be cleaned.
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Actually, have Bill Ericsson do that
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because I'm having Bill
Ericsson replace you.
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- Madam President?
- Yeah?
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Points of departure for
the possible agreements
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on the scale-down of blockades.
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Who is that?
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To be honest, I don't even
know if she's one of ours.
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20 bucks says she's Mossad. Come
on, we've only got four minutes.
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Okay. Sorry, Jim. I don't have time
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to explain my thinking on that.
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It's just I've got the Middle East in here.
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Even though we have our differences,
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I think my mom brokering major peace talks
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is super awesome.
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It is. Super awesome.
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But I want to talk to you
about a more personal matter.
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I didn't take drugs with those guys.
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I was just in their bus for half an hour.
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That is good to know.
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This is about the brand
image of Catherine Meyer, TM.
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I asked you in because, um...
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Catherine, America doesn't like you.
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What?
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That sounded way too harsh
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when boiled down to a headline thought.
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- Let me see that.
- It's not that you are unlikable.
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It's that there's a perception
that you are unlikable.
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They hate me.
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I wouldn't say hate. You just...
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polarize opinion with the bulk of
it gravitating to this pole here.
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Uh... oh, my.
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You have sharp shoulders.
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This is like high school all over again.
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Yeah, sure, kind of, but much bigger.
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So let's talk about
changing your narrative.
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Customary shortcuts to public affirmation
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are military service or childbirth.
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Okay, God, no, and, oh,
my God, no, in that order.
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Okay, well, then we go back to the idea
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of turning that frown
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into the inverse of a frown.
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- Upside down?
- If you will.
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So there wasn't even
like a little part of you
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that thought I was gonna be in these talks?
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Okay, look, just sit there in the
meeting and let me take the lead.
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If I need your help,
I'll give you a signal.
250
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Okay, what's the signal?
251
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There's not gonna be a signal, Jonah.
252
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- Hey.
- Congressman Pierce, so good to see you.
253
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Hey, what's shakin', bacon? That's my
way of saying hello, breaking the ice.
254
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- God, it's good to see you.
- This is my colleague.
255
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- But you know what? Let's get started.
- Yeah.
256
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I really like your office.
This is a great office.
257
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The way you've arranged the furniture.
258
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This horse guy over here, that painting.
259
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This is the nicest
office I've ever been in.
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My friend here is very excited here,
261
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as are we, obviously, about
the Families First bill.
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Specifically, the pre-K program
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for low-income families.
We're very proud of that.
264
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Well, the people that I represent
265
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like to see that money is spent wisely.
266
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:15,984
Of course, that's why we
always say invest in education.
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You know, don't think of them as kids
268
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as much as little human start-ups.
269
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You know, spend to save.
270
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And then you take the money
you save and you spend it.
271
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That's economics.
272
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And, well, on my desk here,
273
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you see I keep a box of coupons.
274
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I clip them myself.
275
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And this is to help me to
remember to be economical.
276
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That is a fantastic idea.
277
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I'm gonna take a page.
I'm gonna do this myself.
278
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Did you know that a lot
of these have expired?
279
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Yeah, I'm so... It's so busy on the...
280
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- I'm on the rules committee now.
- Of course.
281
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So what you're saying is that
you support the bill in principle,
282
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but you're worried that
an escalation of cost
283
00:11:52,387 --> 00:11:53,787
wouldn't sit well with your
colleagues in the House?
284
00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:55,957
Mmm, that's... yeah, that's very well put.
285
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,625
- Thank you.
- Hey, you like to bowl?
286
00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:01,528
Oh, I am a terrible bowler.
287
00:12:01,864 --> 00:12:04,332
But I enjoy the social aspects immensely.
288
00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:06,900
Well, you know, we're all
getting together for a little hang
289
00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:08,301
at the White House bowling
alley tomorrow night.
290
00:12:08,570 --> 00:12:10,270
- Oh.
- Throwing strikes
291
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,772
with the President of the United States.
292
00:12:12,206 --> 00:12:13,640
- That's bucket list bowling.
- I didn't mean that she would...
293
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A one-on-one with the
president would be great.
294
00:12:16,378 --> 00:12:18,712
- And a photographic record of it...
- You want to get a photo?
295
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,647
- We'd have to check with the scheduler.
- No, we got this.
296
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,349
She's probably not a very good bowler.
297
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,751
You might even be able to beat her.
298
00:12:25,086 --> 00:12:26,686
We do have Native American staff.
299
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They're on a list that you're
gonna give me in 30 minutes, okay?
300
00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:32,292
Now get me some scalps.
Names. Get me some names.
301
00:12:36,730 --> 00:12:38,431
Hey, buddy, I don't know what to say.
302
00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:41,200
This job's my whole life.
303
00:12:41,602 --> 00:12:43,903
Hey, I hate to ask, but
would you mind helping me out?
304
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:47,673
Would you tell the media that
Bill Ericsson's taking your job?
305
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:49,942
It would just make it seem more amicable.
306
00:12:50,210 --> 00:12:51,544
Would you do that for me?
307
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No.
308
00:13:02,322 --> 00:13:05,857
And if we could just agree
to a timetable for the talks.
309
00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:08,827
Can you imagine that? I mean,
it would be the first brick
310
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- in the wall of peace.
- It's not a wall, ma'am.
311
00:13:11,932 --> 00:13:14,265
Well, it's an expression.
A bridge of peace, I'll say.
312
00:13:14,567 --> 00:13:16,435
We're so close. We're so close.
313
00:13:16,836 --> 00:13:18,703
So is my country to lots of people
who would like to destroy it.
314
00:13:18,905 --> 00:13:20,171
Uh...
315
00:13:20,573 --> 00:13:24,042
Are all these notes about
the Native American painting?
316
00:13:24,477 --> 00:13:27,446
Yes, it's ironic that you're
talking to us about occupation
317
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while you occupy someone else's continent.
318
00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:34,185
Yeah, okay. Well, I do
see the irony in that.
319
00:13:34,619 --> 00:13:37,255
Excuse me just two seconds.
I'm sorry. Pardon me.
320
00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:40,724
- Hi.
- It's about the painting.
321
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:43,294
Okay, you see what's going
on over here behind me?
322
00:13:43,595 --> 00:13:45,430
- Kind of a big deal.
- Yeah.
323
00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:48,098
So why don't you tell Sacheen Littlefeather
324
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to get off the rag and
get over it, all right?
325
00:13:51,202 --> 00:13:52,336
- Okay.
- And I never said that.
326
00:13:52,604 --> 00:13:54,271
- Right.
- Right. Okay.
327
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To reiterate, the painting was not removed.
328
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It was just taken out to be cleaned.
329
00:14:01,212 --> 00:14:03,380
It was painted four years
ago. What made it so dirty?
330
00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:06,149
This was just a preemptive cleaning,
331
00:14:06,384 --> 00:14:08,085
much like a juice cleanse.
332
00:14:08,552 --> 00:14:11,421
But the Native American painting
is the only one getting the cleanse?
333
00:14:11,822 --> 00:14:12,889
Other paintings will also be cleansed.
334
00:14:13,191 --> 00:14:15,692
Cleansed is not the right word.
335
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,894
Wiped. No, not wiped.
336
00:14:18,062 --> 00:14:20,563
Cleaned.
337
00:14:20,898 --> 00:14:24,133
Moving on to the state dinner this evening.
338
00:14:24,401 --> 00:14:26,068
- Sue. Sue, Sue, Sue.
- Yeah?
339
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:27,570
- I need your help.
- What is it?
340
00:14:27,872 --> 00:14:29,873
Sue, I need a window for the... whoa.
341
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,375
Gary, you look whiter than
a Georgia country club.
342
00:14:32,743 --> 00:14:34,010
- What?
- What the hell is wrong, Gary?
343
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:36,445
I mean currently. We don't have
time for the whole tapestry.
344
00:14:36,746 --> 00:14:39,448
I moved the painting. I did it.
345
00:14:39,849 --> 00:14:41,550
- You have to tell her.
- No, no, no, it's worse than that.
346
00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:44,320
- I did something really bad.
- Is there a child missing?
347
00:14:44,687 --> 00:14:46,222
I wanted her first state
dinner to be really nice.
348
00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:47,689
So you what? Hired strippers?
349
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,393
No, I spent some money.
Like, I spent a lot of money.
350
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,661
Oh, you really need to tell her.
351
00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:55,363
Sue, you know... you know
it's not as easy as that.
352
00:14:55,732 --> 00:14:57,232
Gary, your inner child
needs to grow an outer man.
353
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,167
Okay, I was just trying to make her happy.
354
00:14:59,402 --> 00:15:00,869
Mission incomplete, dude.
355
00:15:01,103 --> 00:15:02,538
I feel so much better.
356
00:15:02,939 --> 00:15:05,874
- Thank you so much.
Heart-to-heart. - Great. Great.
357
00:15:06,275 --> 00:15:09,777
Boy, at peace with Israel,
at war with Native Americans.
358
00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:12,580
Do you know what I am? I'm
like the opposite of Mel Gibson.
359
00:15:13,082 --> 00:15:15,350
- Well, ma'am, the Saudis are getting anxious.
- Oh, you got to stall them.
360
00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:17,452
- Madam President, I thought...
- Yeah, Bill...
361
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,853
Ma'am, the US Poultry
Association is concerned
362
00:15:19,255 --> 00:15:21,089
that there are no current
photos of you eating eggs.
363
00:15:21,557 --> 00:15:23,358
- That's terrific.
- Hey, ma'am, can I just have a moment of your time?
364
00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:25,059
No, I can't give you any little moment.
365
00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:26,827
Madam President, I have the GDP figures.
366
00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,630
Uh, give them to Kent.
Kent, what do you need?
367
00:15:29,932 --> 00:15:31,465
I was gonna ask for the GDP figures.
368
00:15:31,900 --> 00:15:33,400
- Then that's perfect.
- All I need is just one little second.
369
00:15:33,735 --> 00:15:35,937
Gary, I am going to think about the dinner
370
00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:38,238
when I'm actually putting
the dinner in my mouth.
371
00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:41,442
Now what we need is a lot more butt-ugly
372
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:43,544
Native American paintings, okay?
373
00:15:43,878 --> 00:15:45,446
Because the first
butt-ugly one was removed
374
00:15:45,780 --> 00:15:48,648
by some jerkoff with a
hair ball for a brain.
375
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:52,686
- Yeah.
- Now, I have got to go to the toilet.
376
00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:55,755
So I hope that can answer
anybody else's questions.
377
00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:58,391
I gotta... wow.
378
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:03,296
And what we're proposing, Congresswoman,
with the Families First bill...
379
00:16:03,564 --> 00:16:04,965
No, I got this. I got this.
380
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,468
What we're proposing is a minimum
12-month eligibility period
381
00:16:08,769 --> 00:16:10,837
and a safety check on all providers.
382
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:14,074
I hear you, but I wanted to ask a
technical question about the bill.
383
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,874
Sure, yeah, absolutely. Go ahead.
384
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:17,510
Why do title 2, section 3
385
00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,678
and title 8, section 5
contradict each other?
386
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:25,318
Uh, my colleague Mr. Egan, he's
more the nuts and bolts guy.
387
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,019
- So I'll...
- No. No, no, you got this.
388
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,355
- No, you can...
- We call him Dr. Details.
389
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:34,159
Do you like Martin Scorsese?
390
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,895
Because we have a private
screening of his new film
391
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,563
at the White House coming up.
392
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:39,965
Okay. Will he be there?
393
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,566
Yes.
394
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,402
Oh, your assistant has something for you.
395
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:46,471
Excuse me.
396
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,841
- What Scorsese film?
- I don't know.
397
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,144
He's got to have a new one dropping,
right? He's really prolific.
398
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:54,579
Jesus Christ. You can't lie, Jonah.
399
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,349
she's gonna find out you suck at it.
400
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,651
Well, you have an entire
team briefing you, Dan.
401
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,919
You got all your Danettes
and your Dangelinas.
402
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,588
I'm flying solo. I'm fucking Amelia Earhart
403
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,490
and I'm still doing a better job than you.
404
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,592
- And you owe me a staff.
- Staff?
405
00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:09,927
Oh, well, I guess you'll meet them all
406
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:11,529
at the Scorsese screening
you're having in your head.
407
00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,230
Oh, well, I guess I'll
just start telling people
408
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,800
that you're the one that planted
the Danny Chung torture rumors.
409
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:17,434
- You shut the fuck up.
- Oh, me shut the fuck up?
410
00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,537
I am sorry.
411
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,805
There's a lot of Navajo in my district.
412
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,774
This painting thing is escalating.
413
00:17:24,075 --> 00:17:25,476
I'm afraid I'll have to postpone.
414
00:17:25,843 --> 00:17:27,878
We completely understand.
We'll be in touch.
415
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,548
About that screening with Marty...
416
00:17:30,848 --> 00:17:32,783
you ever see "The King of Comedy"?
417
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:35,352
- I haven't.
- It's a good one. Underrated.
418
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:40,657
Hey, so let me see the photo face
419
00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,659
that you and Kent were working on.
420
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,331
That's not good.
421
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,433
You're flaring your nostrils.
422
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:52,969
- It feels natural.
- I'll tell you what. You watch me.
423
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,271
See if you can mimic this, okay?
424
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,674
Like... more like this. Like...
425
00:18:00,844 --> 00:18:02,545
You see that?
426
00:18:04,114 --> 00:18:06,816
That's right, honey. No, no, that was good.
427
00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,252
That looked happy, even
if you're not happy.
428
00:18:09,453 --> 00:18:11,721
That's the trick.
429
00:18:12,055 --> 00:18:14,690
You got to make sure she has height here.
430
00:18:15,025 --> 00:18:17,860
A lot of volume because her skull is low.
431
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:19,762
It's kind of indented.
432
00:18:20,097 --> 00:18:21,964
Barbra Streisand pulled
out of the state dinner.
433
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:24,299
Do you have Sarah Silverman's
contact information?
434
00:18:24,768 --> 00:18:27,135
- For the dinner? No.
- I think if there are three whole flower trucks
435
00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:29,438
parked outside the White
House, I would know about it.
436
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,506
Go. Outside, go. Count the flower trucks.
437
00:18:31,774 --> 00:18:33,108
Did you find me an office?
438
00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:35,043
No, but I scouted you this chair.
439
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:37,713
And if you stand on it just
like so, you can get Wi-Fi.
440
00:18:38,214 --> 00:18:40,915
- You would not believe the day that I'm having.
- Oh, what a day.
441
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:42,951
I feel like this is gonna
be a key scene in my biopic.
442
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:45,553
Hey, I need a shirt. This isn't "Die Hard."
443
00:18:45,988 --> 00:18:48,256
Hey, sugar tits, did you stroke
and choke the rules committee?
444
00:18:48,657 --> 00:18:50,691
Oh, yeah, absolutely. Egan
dropped the ball a little bit,
445
00:18:50,993 --> 00:18:52,393
but I picked it up. He's a good kid.
446
00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:54,328
How's it going with Mr.
Genius Bar over there?
447
00:18:54,663 --> 00:18:57,565
He's eager and hardworking
and never complains
448
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,833
and every night I dream of drowning him.
449
00:19:00,235 --> 00:19:02,536
- How would you like to get rid of him?
- God, yes.
450
00:19:03,004 --> 00:19:06,173
Jonah, I am so proud of you, I could
squeeze you like a sponge in the shower.
451
00:19:06,475 --> 00:19:08,609
Yo, yeah. Yep, I'll come with you.
452
00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:11,145
You have seven missed messages.
453
00:19:11,513 --> 00:19:13,414
Should I read 'em to you?
I'll read 'em to you. Oh.
454
00:19:13,815 --> 00:19:16,850
Uh, Jonah, look, Amy was telling
me all about Richard here.
455
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:19,787
Richard apparently is
the assistant's assistant.
456
00:19:20,188 --> 00:19:22,455
Does that mean, like, he's
the epitome of an assistant
457
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:25,392
- or he's just an assistant's assistant?
- The first one.
458
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,395
Richard, how would you
like to work right here
459
00:19:28,696 --> 00:19:31,098
in the White House for the Jonah Ryan?
460
00:19:31,432 --> 00:19:33,366
- Work in the White House?
- Yeah.
461
00:19:33,668 --> 00:19:36,436
Am I being "Punk'd"? Is this hazing?
462
00:19:36,837 --> 00:19:38,870
Happened to my brother once.
He did not handle it well.
463
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:39,971
All right, well, Jonah, there you go.
464
00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:41,139
You now have someone under you.
465
00:19:41,474 --> 00:19:43,208
Great, or at least between me and Teddy.
466
00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,311
- Hmm?
- Hmm?
467
00:19:45,612 --> 00:19:47,346
- Welcome aboard.
- Thank you, sir.
468
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:49,615
Oh, "sir." I like that.
I'll get used to that.
469
00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:51,183
- Keep doing it.
- Yes, sir.
470
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,052
There it is again. That's
twice. Come with me.
471
00:19:54,321 --> 00:19:56,054
Thank you. I owe you one.
472
00:19:56,455 --> 00:19:59,424
Of course you do. Why
else would I have done it?
473
00:19:59,826 --> 00:20:02,593
What's Gary doing?
Trying to max out America?
474
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,230
Wow, who knew they made
lampshades out of unobtanium?
475
00:20:05,698 --> 00:20:08,499
Okay, guys, I will not hear a
single bad word about my friend Gary.
476
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:11,469
But, no. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, he's out of control.
477
00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:13,471
Did you see the cost of the dinner?
478
00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:15,506
This'll sting us, make us
look decadent and remote.
479
00:20:15,874 --> 00:20:18,643
Yeah, said the Princeton
grad in the Valentino tux.
480
00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:20,044
Does the president need to know?
481
00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:21,779
She's got a lot on her plate
right now, no pun intended.
482
00:20:22,214 --> 00:20:25,282
That her bagman spends like a
Babylonian king? Yes, I think so.
483
00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:27,218
You can tell her. She likes you.
484
00:20:27,653 --> 00:20:29,553
And I plan on keeping it that
way, so I'll leave it to you.
485
00:20:29,888 --> 00:20:31,989
Sue, would you like to tell the president?
486
00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:35,092
No, I would not, but thank
you for thinking of me.
487
00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:39,897
You have a pretty good relationship
with the president, don't you?
488
00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:41,866
- You guys talk.
- Beep, boop, beboop. Hello?
489
00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:43,868
Yeah, hi.
490
00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:47,070
You are in the J-Corps now
and we own these hallways.
491
00:20:47,438 --> 00:20:50,374
- Hey, Preppy Longstocking.
- Yeah, your fat mama.
492
00:20:50,675 --> 00:20:51,842
See that?
493
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,643
It's kind of how we do
things here in "the Wing."
494
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,546
Now through this door is the Oval Office.
495
00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:59,516
- Fudge me. No.
- Yeah.
496
00:20:59,851 --> 00:21:02,318
You are like the coolest guy I've ever met.
497
00:21:02,619 --> 00:21:04,087
The president and I, we're like this.
498
00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:05,989
- You know, not to scale, obviously.
- Of course.
499
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,933
Thank you.
500
00:21:21,104 --> 00:21:22,471
Ah, this is truly spectacular.
501
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,106
Thank you. I think so.
502
00:21:24,474 --> 00:21:26,776
God, I hope you don't
have any allergies, though,
503
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:30,946
'cause these centerpieces are
kind of imposing, aren't they?
504
00:21:31,281 --> 00:21:33,115
Better not leak any
photos. I see your media
505
00:21:33,483 --> 00:21:35,317
likes to make a big fuss
about how much you spend.
506
00:21:35,484 --> 00:21:37,119
Oh, yeah.
507
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,988
Yes. Yes. Huh?
508
00:21:40,290 --> 00:21:42,624
What? What fuss? What spending?
509
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:45,327
Is it the state dinner? What, is it Patty?
510
00:21:45,628 --> 00:21:47,963
- It's not Patty.
- What is it?
511
00:21:48,231 --> 00:21:49,864
- It's Gary.
- Gary?
512
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,199
Yeah, he's been on a spender bender.
513
00:21:52,435 --> 00:21:53,802
How much has he spent?
514
00:21:54,136 --> 00:21:56,438
Well, imagine Elton John
on a day he feels fat.
515
00:21:56,906 --> 00:22:00,141
Press just kept sniffing around
after the stink about the painting.
516
00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:02,209
Did we ever find out who moved
that painting, by the way?
517
00:22:02,478 --> 00:22:04,111
Um, that would be Gary, too.
518
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,782
So I have just brokered a peace deal
519
00:22:08,984 --> 00:22:10,418
with Israel here.
520
00:22:10,752 --> 00:22:12,820
I, as President of the United States,
521
00:22:13,121 --> 00:22:15,356
have actually achieved something,
522
00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,691
- which is virtually unheard of.
- Yeah.
523
00:22:18,026 --> 00:22:20,294
And yet I'm sharing
headline news with a painting
524
00:22:20,595 --> 00:22:24,097
because of that guy right there?
525
00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:26,467
- Yep.
- Okay, got it.
526
00:22:26,701 --> 00:22:27,935
Thank you very much.
527
00:22:31,105 --> 00:22:33,206
Thank you. Thank you.
528
00:22:33,374 --> 00:22:34,541
Thank you.
529
00:22:34,809 --> 00:22:38,311
Prime Minister Ben-Haim,
530
00:22:38,513 --> 00:22:40,847
Mrs. Ben-Haim,
531
00:22:41,115 --> 00:22:43,516
welcome to the White House.
532
00:22:46,187 --> 00:22:49,956
Hatred is a powerful emotion.
533
00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:54,227
But not the most powerful.
534
00:22:54,528 --> 00:22:59,031
Hope is more powerful than hate.
535
00:23:00,734 --> 00:23:02,201
Hope can build.
536
00:23:02,536 --> 00:23:06,906
But for hope to grow, we first need trust,
537
00:23:07,073 --> 00:23:08,474
don't we?
538
00:23:11,512 --> 00:23:15,114
To paraphrase a predecessor of mine,
539
00:23:15,482 --> 00:23:19,485
we have nothing to trust but trust itself.
540
00:23:23,390 --> 00:23:25,757
Gary?
541
00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:28,093
Gary!
542
00:23:35,601 --> 00:23:37,602
- Come out of there.
- Ma'am, if you'll just let me explain.
543
00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:41,606
Come out here now.
544
00:23:46,211 --> 00:23:48,679
Who do you think you are, Gary Antoinette?
545
00:23:49,014 --> 00:23:50,114
Did somebody make you first lady?
546
00:23:50,449 --> 00:23:52,550
'Cause I don't remember marrying you, Gary.
547
00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:55,886
I don't remember fucking
you in Niagara Falls.
548
00:23:56,121 --> 00:23:57,455
I think I'd remember that.
549
00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:59,090
Ma'am, I'm really sorry for the painting
550
00:23:59,425 --> 00:24:00,425
and I'm really sorry for the spending,
551
00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:02,760
- but you have to understand...
- Oh, shut up.
552
00:24:02,961 --> 00:24:04,595
Just shut up.
553
00:24:04,863 --> 00:24:08,131
You are unimportant, okay?
554
00:24:08,399 --> 00:24:10,367
And you have suckered onto me
555
00:24:10,702 --> 00:24:13,604
like some sort of a car window Garfield.
556
00:24:13,872 --> 00:24:15,172
That is not true, ma'am.
557
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,941
You think you're some
sort of a big shot here?
558
00:24:17,275 --> 00:24:20,043
Oh, my God, you are not a big shot, Gary.
559
00:24:20,411 --> 00:24:25,215
You're a middle-aged man
who sanitizes my tweezers.
560
00:24:26,484 --> 00:24:28,518
- God.
- You're wrong.
561
00:24:28,886 --> 00:24:31,188
- Excuse me?
- When's Catherine's birthday?
562
00:24:31,456 --> 00:24:32,755
- June eighth.
- Ninth.
563
00:24:33,124 --> 00:24:35,092
- Ninth.
- Which senator's daughter is in rehab?
564
00:24:35,426 --> 00:24:36,626
- You're out of line, missy.
- Geldray.
565
00:24:36,994 --> 00:24:38,227
- What are you wearing tomorrow?
- I don't know.
566
00:24:38,495 --> 00:24:40,162
I do. I'm your calendar,
567
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,966
I'm your Google, I'm your
Wilson the volleyball.
568
00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:44,266
- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am!
569
00:24:44,635 --> 00:24:47,103
- No, you're not!
- I have broken my body for you.
570
00:24:47,471 --> 00:24:49,105
- Oh, come on.
- I have let myself be laughed at.
571
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,539
I have let myself be humiliated.
572
00:24:50,841 --> 00:24:52,341
- But I'm happy to do it.
- Okay.
573
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:54,076
Most of the time you don't
even know that I exist,
574
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:55,777
but I am fucking everything to you!
575
00:24:56,113 --> 00:24:58,347
Oh, I am so happy to get somebody else
576
00:24:58,615 --> 00:24:59,748
to give me my hand cream.
577
00:24:59,983 --> 00:25:01,183
- Okay, go.
- Yeah.
578
00:25:01,518 --> 00:25:04,253
Can you find somebody
else who did what I did?
579
00:25:08,425 --> 00:25:10,892
- You mean on Labor Day?
- I didn't say that.
580
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,293
Yeah, you did. You just did.
581
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,596
You j... you just said Labor Day.
582
00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:16,264
I said I would never mention that, ever.
583
00:25:19,869 --> 00:25:21,703
Oh, God.
584
00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:24,873
Okay, look, I'm, uh...
585
00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:27,008
I'm sorry if I lost my temper a little bit.
586
00:25:27,343 --> 00:25:29,377
I am so sorry for the
words that I just spoke.
587
00:25:29,678 --> 00:25:31,546
You know, in... In a relationship...
588
00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:34,215
It's just good to clear the
air is what I mean to say.
589
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,684
- Yeah, I think any relationship...
- Yeah, should do that.
590
00:25:37,052 --> 00:25:40,455
- You know, from time to time.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
591
00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:44,558
That looks good.
592
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:47,128
Yeah, it's... It's light sponge.
593
00:25:47,362 --> 00:25:50,731
Would you like a piece?
594
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,333
- Okay, I'll have a piece, I guess.
- Yes, ma'am.
595
00:25:58,873 --> 00:26:00,874
- It's light sponge.
- You just told me that.
596
00:26:01,042 --> 00:26:02,876
Mm-hmm.
597
00:26:05,846 --> 00:26:07,648
Geldray's daughter is in rehab?
598
00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:09,916
Yes.
599
00:26:10,218 --> 00:26:11,885
That explains all that energy.
600
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:14,087
- Lot of energy.
- Right.
601
00:26:16,356 --> 00:26:19,358
Wow, this is a light sponge.
602
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,730
Hey, Mike.
603
00:26:24,098 --> 00:26:25,765
- Hey. That should be all of them.
- Thanks.
604
00:26:28,569 --> 00:26:29,736
Is there something I can help you with?
605
00:26:30,004 --> 00:26:32,271
- Uh, no.
- No?
606
00:26:36,943 --> 00:26:39,945
I just find these paintings to
be inspirational. I really do.
607
00:26:40,247 --> 00:26:42,348
I particularly love this color here.
608
00:26:42,683 --> 00:26:45,484
I think this is so pretty, don't you?
609
00:26:45,785 --> 00:26:48,887
I believe the title is "Massacre."
610
00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:51,389
And giving you your
Celebrating Community medals
611
00:26:51,791 --> 00:26:54,960
is the First Daughter of the
United States, Catherine Meyer.
612
00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,432
My, you are small.
613
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:04,369
I suppose you're young,
but you're still very small.
614
00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:07,405
Honey, don't look so worried.
I'm not gonna bite you.
615
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,275
But that man over there does have a gun.
616
00:27:10,610 --> 00:27:12,777
That's a wonderful photo of your daughter.
617
00:27:13,145 --> 00:27:16,047
Yeah, she looks so loveable
there, don't you think?
618
00:27:16,315 --> 00:27:17,982
Very... well, she looks likable.
619
00:27:18,384 --> 00:27:20,151
Do you think she looks
likable in that picture?
620
00:27:20,453 --> 00:27:22,086
Have you ever seen "Star Wars"?
621
00:27:22,454 --> 00:27:25,256
This is a little bit like
the end of "Star Wars."
622
00:27:25,590 --> 00:27:28,425
The whole country thanks
you for your service.
623
00:27:30,262 --> 00:27:30,895
- Ma'am.
- Yeah?
624
00:27:31,130 --> 00:27:32,429
South Korea has called.
625
00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:35,432
They'd like to know if
you'd like a baby elephant.
626
00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,201
I have no response to that.
627
00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:39,936
Other than I already have one.
628
00:27:40,238 --> 00:27:42,105
I'm kidding.
629
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,374
She used to be chubby when she was little,
630
00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:46,343
but she's slimmed down
as she's gotten older.
631
00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:48,279
Thank goodness.
632
00:27:49,281 --> 00:27:51,915
Very good, very good.
633
00:27:52,116 --> 00:27:54,584
Thank you.
634
00:27:55,019 --> 00:27:57,254
Can you pull me out the second
it becomes acceptable to leave?
635
00:27:57,454 --> 00:27:58,822
Mm-hmm.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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