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You are a Calamity of Disgrace!
You got no professional attachment...
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and you can't give your big nose out of other people's business!
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As an Intergalactic Observer, you stink .
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Did anybody else see those big letters flying by?
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You're hopeless, Kazoo!
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Actually it's Ga- zoo .
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Ga. . Let's all say it together .
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Silence!
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We are sending you to a planet with virtually
no civilization for you to mock up .
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Please, no! Anything but...
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Earth!
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You are to document the Earthlings bizarre mating ritual of love and marriage
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Why can't they reproduce like we do ?
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It's a boy!
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Oh! And So green and slimey .
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Quit sucking up!
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Wait .
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Surely there must be others more qualified than I .
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Of Course . But why risk loosing one of them ?
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Just do not land!
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They haven't even invented pants yet!
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Have you seen my legs ?
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Imagine the moron, who was going to stuck with kazoo!
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ACADEMY RONTOD CRANE
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This is an exciting time for us, isn't it? Barney .
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Sure, Fred . No job, no money, no women .
Things are really looking up .
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Don't worry Barn . Everything's gonna change
once we pass our finals tomorrow .
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Um Fred...And I know just how to ace this test .
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see all these other mugs are gonna stay up all night study .
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Don't interrupt! And when they finally do get to sleep,
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all the information just gonna fall right out of the heads .
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And me, i'm way ahead of everybody .
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I'm not gonna study tonight.
I'm gonna get a good night's rest, get up extra early...
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and study in the morning .
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That way everything will still be, right upfront in my noggin
by the time when i get to work to take the test .
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That's great Brother, just one thing .
- What's that ?
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The test is today .
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Today!
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Flintstone!
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You're NEXT!
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Next up on Brontosimulator No.3, Fred Flintstone .
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Go!
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10 POINTS
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You think you can handle a Bronto-Crane with a back firing problem ?
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Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble .
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Oh, my angry tummy!
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MECHANIC ON DUTY
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There you go .
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you wished .
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Look Out! She's gonna blow!
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Hey, I got three stomachs cut me some scrap
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5 POINTS
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Time!
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Well how do i do ?
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Well, Flintstone.
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You passed!
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Congratulations Graduates!
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Frederick Flintstone!
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Way to go, Fred!
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- Congratulations, Frederick.
- Thank you.
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Melvin Granite!
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Thank you.
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Gifts! Gifts! Gifts! I'm having the best
bridal shower, a girl could ever have .
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And this one's from Wilma .
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A Vacuum Cleaner . Thank you very much .
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Ya like she's gonna do in the housewife right ?
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I give this marriage six months tops .
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Where's Wilma ?
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That girl is a death to me .
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Wilma Slaghoople!
Staring at the top at BedRock again!
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There is nothing down there, had a bunch of
flat-footed flat-headed Neanderthals,
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clubbing each other and grunting .
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Hey, you know i heard they are still afraid of the fire .
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I think they are exactly like you and me .
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This is all my fault .
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I should've never let you played with the
suburbs Children .
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Darling, Please .
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Come downstairs and atleast pretend to be having
a good time, like everyone else .
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Come .
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Look, Oven mitts!
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Is that all the presents ?
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What do we do now ?
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Ladies,
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I have an idea .
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What do you say we go for a drive ?
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To the club ?
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Actually i was thinking about going someplace
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a little different for a change...someplace new .
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Like going into BedRock...
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and going bowling .
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Isn't she the best ?
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Oh, Yes she is .
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My Wilma
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Beautiful and witty . A prize for any man .
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Hello Chip . What are you doing here ?
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I just came by to discuss some business
with Colonel Slaghoople .
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There is a certain girl, i'm thinking
of investing here .
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Hello, Ladies .
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Well, I guess the next Bridal Shower will be Wilma's .
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Ah no, ladies don't start chiseling those invitations just yet .
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Wilma, you have done a real amen.
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If i got i had a shot at Chip i'll club my
Eugene and leave him for the raptors.
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Wilma , get real .
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Chip Rockefeller was first in
his class at Princestone!
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Yes, i know . He owns half of Rock Vegas.
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Colonel .
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Wilma, You and Chip are perfect for each other.
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Think of kinds like he can buy you .
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we get to spend everyday together shopping...
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- playing tennis...
- getting facials...
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brow breathing our husbands!
We will be just like our mothers .
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Where you've been ? I've been looking all over for you .
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I didn't feel like much celebrating .
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Are you kidding ?
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we get to spend the rest of our lives working in a rock quarry!
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Who says dreams don't come true ?
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I know I should be happy , but...
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I guess I was always figured by this point in my life..
that i have somebody special to share my successes .
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Well you always got me, Fred.
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Thanks, Barn.
but that's not what i'm really talking about .
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Yeah,
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I know.
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- what are you talking about ?
- A girl, Barn!
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Oh Yeah right . What should i thought .
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But i wouldn't worry about it Fred . I mean, You'll meet somebody .
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Its like they always say, " It'll happen when you least expect it ."
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Now see that's the way you're wrong, Barn .
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I believe you create your own oppurtunites in life .
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You gotta go out there and make things happen .
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I mean it's not like something's just gonna drop out of the sky,
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land in front of you, and change your whole life .
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What was that ?
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Help! Is there anybody out there?
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Klaatu barada nikto!
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Fred, I think there is somebody in there .
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Come on Barn, let's try it to open it up .
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I'm right behind you, pal .
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I don't know , Barn . I think that thing's empty .
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Would you mind not holding head by the antenna ?
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It's not an ordinary pleasant and say...
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- Get me out of here, Come on pal .
- Get me out! Get over!
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- What are you?
- I am the Great Gazoo .
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The Great Kazoo ?
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Ga- zoo.
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I come from a planet too far for you to fathom
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and a civilization too advanced ,
for you to comprehend.
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Wait a minute , Fred.
I hope we get wishes!
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Pardon ?
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Ya we let you out of the fancy bottle,
and now we get wishes right!
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Yeah, Barney's right . Let's get this started .
What do we have to rapt ?
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Naa an Nokia , I'm not some sort of friendly cartoon Genie .
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And that is not a bottle, it is a spacecraft .
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I'm of a highly evolved alien species .
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I don't do funny voices ,
I don't sing catchy songs...
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and i do not posess a magic carpet for your big bloated behinds to float upon!
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I'm here to observe your species mating rituals. Ok Dum-Dums ?
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Dum-Dums ?
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Hey, was that an insult ?
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Well if the shoe fits...
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What's a shoe ?
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Yes, it was an insult .
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That's what i thought .
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Ya here do observe .
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Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head .
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There he is, Fred .
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Violent natives!
That could've downfront tourism .
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Perhaps you can satisfy my intelluctual curiosity ?
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Fine, and you ?
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Oh Dear .
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I'm Betty , i'll be your waitress .
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The fish is fresh, but be careful so where the busboys .
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So what do you having ?
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What i'm having ?
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How much is a glass of water ?
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Water ? Free .
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Great, I'll have two .
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You want a burger to go with your water?
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Oh, no . Water's fine . I like water .
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Because if you're short on cash or something ,
I could spot you again , you know .
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Then You could just go home
get your wallet and pay me back .
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No, that's impossible . I can't .
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I just i can't go home...
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Oh my! Are you caveless ?
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But you're so clean!
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No, you see...
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You poor poor thing .
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Oh great, I've just called you " poor "!
I'm so thoughtless sometimes .
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- You are not poor. You are not.
- No, I'm not.
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You are just down on your luck, right?
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Well don't you worry .
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You stay with me till you're back on your feet.
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And i'm gonna buy you lunch .
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No! Absolutely not! Listen, that's very sweet of you, but...
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Please, I used to volunteer down
at the caveless shelter, you know .
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And I know ,
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I know, you're not looking for a handout .
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You are just looking for your self respect .
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I'm Betty . Betty O'Shale .
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Just call me Wilma .
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Ok, Wilma .
Let's go get you something to eat.
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And then we'll set you up at my apartment .
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You live in an apartment ?
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That must be so great! Always wondered ,
what'd be like to live in an apartment .
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The life can be so cruel sometimes .
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UPPER CRUST - Housing Trailer
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Good night , Fred.
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Goodnight, Barn .
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Goodnight, Dum-Dums!
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Hey, its that Kazoo .
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Ga- zoo. Why is that so difficult ?
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What are you doing here ?
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I am here to observe your species mating rituals . so...
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Get to it!
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Oh, Barney and me don't...
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Get off of me.
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Listen pal , you've gotta lot to learn about
the way things work here .
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So who or what do you make with ?
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The girls!
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And where are these " girls " ?
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I've been asking myself the same thing .
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I got it!
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Are you hurt, Wilma ?
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Who is Wilma ?
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Atlast some hormonal activity .
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Okay, boys time to get busy.
I don't get paid by the hour, you know .
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Keep quiet, Gazoo .
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You wanna see us meet some girls, you gonna have
to hang back . We don't want you cramping our style.
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Style!
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Numero uno : If you knew the first thing about style
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you know that the animal prints are passe .
And secondly, Dum-Dum...
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Not another thing . Enough with the " Dum-Dum " .
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My name is Fred Flintstone .
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F -L- I- N...
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- T.
-Stone .
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I do not care who you are.
That doesn't give you any reason to shout .
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I am not talking to you, I'm talking to him .
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Who? Him ?
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No, Him . The little green guy .
Don't you see him?
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Wait a minute! He thought I was...
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Wait a minute!
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Are you telling me, we are the only people
who can see you ?
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You got one right, care to take the
" prehistoric imbeciles " for 200 ?
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So the whole day Barn and me talking to you
and everybody thought we were a couple of...
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Dum-Dums ?
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I'm telling you , I got a good feeling .
Today could be my day.
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Who knows? I could turn around right now
and meet the girl of my dreams?
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What will it would be boys ?
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Pay attention, Barn .
You'll never want the companionship again .
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Sorry, no substitutions.
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No, I , we...
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You wanna date ?
253
00:18:18,580 --> 00:18:21,380
Well you cannot, the man who said less.
254
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:22,940
Why not?
255
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,380
You can take me to the carnival tomorrow .
256
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,299
Your little friend wanna date too ?
257
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Help!
258
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I got the perfect girl .
259
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I'll be right back .
260
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,219
Barney , tonight we shower.
261
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,660
I may not know much about your courting rituals ,
262
00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:25,979
but i'll just give out to limb here ,and say
this can't be going very well.
263
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,779
See the 40 year old man!
One of nature's miracles.
264
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:46,940
Step right up! Step right up! Only this way .
265
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:56,660
This is amazing! I can't believe it!
It's so noisy.
266
00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:58,140
Yeah, I noticed .
267
00:19:58,299 --> 00:20:01,340
That looks like bowling!
Barney , can we play ?
268
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,779
Oh yeah Sure , but , you know Fred and I
we go bowling all the time.
269
00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:08,100
Aah. That's a dumb idea .
270
00:20:09,779 --> 00:20:12,979
Who's gonna pay to see dinosaurs ?
I got dinosaurs in my backyard!
271
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,900
Wow! You got a really great laugh .
272
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:25,019
Yeaa .
273
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,900
So do you .
274
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,420
Hey, do you like brontocoasters ?
275
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:37,940
I'm wishing to it .
You're on .
276
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,779
This is gonna be fun , huh?
277
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,700
So, what do you wannna do first ?
278
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,059
What was your name again ?
279
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Come on, pretty boy!
280
00:21:22,779 --> 00:21:24,499
Rock-Candy
281
00:21:26,779 --> 00:21:27,819
Look.
282
00:21:30,779 --> 00:21:32,819
Ring-Toss
283
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:37,259
What you got , drama girl!
you're gonna hit the back side of a brontosaurus!
284
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,499
That was a good shot .
285
00:21:48,860 --> 00:21:49,819
Wasn't it ?
286
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:52,860
Well that's a pretty tough spare...
287
00:21:53,499 --> 00:21:55,059
for most people.
288
00:22:05,499 --> 00:22:07,059
We got a winner .
289
00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:14,059
These things never live longer than a week .
290
00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,979
Hey Fred do you think you could teach me hot to throw like that ?
291
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:20,900
Sure . Let's see what you got.
292
00:22:32,860 --> 00:22:34,059
I'm done .
293
00:22:34,860 --> 00:22:36,219
Let me help you here .
294
00:22:37,019 --> 00:22:38,299
Give me your hand .
295
00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,660
Middle fingers .
296
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Take the weight .
297
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,979
Now relax .
298
00:22:55,420 --> 00:22:57,299
It's all in the toes .
299
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,539
I did it!
300
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:40,059
Look I know I ran off with Betty ,
301
00:23:40,380 --> 00:23:42,739
but , you know , Wilma's kind of my date .
302
00:23:43,259 --> 00:23:46,299
So I was wondering ,
whether it wouldn't be too much trouble if...
303
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,900
well if...
304
00:23:48,380 --> 00:23:50,660
What are you trying to say, Barn ?
305
00:23:51,259 --> 00:23:53,459
Would you mind , if i left with Betty ?
306
00:23:54,739 --> 00:23:57,100
No, not at all buddy . Hey, Take the car .
307
00:23:57,259 --> 00:24:01,620
Thanks , pal. Thanks a bunch . She says she wants
to go our place and cook me breakfast .
308
00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:06,979
I do not know what we gonna do until then ,
but you know i can't turn down on a good meal .
309
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:20,739
It's kinda chilly all of a sudden, isn't it ?
310
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:24,979
Chilly ? Are you kidding ?
The Earth's still colding around here .
311
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:30,499
It's chilly , we should've brought something
to trade above my shoulders, you know .
312
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:36,739
Thank you .
313
00:24:37,739 --> 00:24:42,499
Nice opening gambit lover boy . Now , close the deal ,
so i can get off this Warren lock .
314
00:24:42,779 --> 00:24:44,739
I am ignoring you right now .
315
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:46,459
What did you say ?
316
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:50,420
I said ,
317
00:24:50,779 --> 00:24:52,340
I am adoring you right now .
318
00:24:54,779 --> 00:24:55,979
Oh Fred. That's so sweet .
319
00:24:57,259 --> 00:24:59,140
Come on , come on!
320
00:24:59,259 --> 00:25:01,140
You're in the red zone .
321
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:04,979
" Isn't it so romantic ? "
322
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:07,459
" Now , hurry up and kiss her... "
323
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:14,459
Your eyes are like two big eyes .
324
00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,900
What a Cutie .
She thinks you're her mother .
325
00:25:36,219 --> 00:25:37,940
Quiet down!
326
00:25:48,860 --> 00:25:50,739
I lead a simple life .
327
00:25:51,259 --> 00:25:53,979
Where I have a roof over my head , food on the table...
328
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:56,860
and a top-shelf to shave shell .
I am a happy guy .
329
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:02,259
Fred you are so different than
the kinda guys , I grew up with .
330
00:26:02,779 --> 00:26:05,819
- And they what wanna like ?
- Just real different .
331
00:26:09,580 --> 00:26:11,019
This is it .
332
00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:18,259
Oh I had a great time tonight .
333
00:26:20,219 --> 00:26:22,100
I sure hope you did too .
334
00:26:23,259 --> 00:26:24,900
I wouldn't change a thing .
335
00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,420
Good night .
336
00:26:32,459 --> 00:26:33,580
Good night .
337
00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:07,900
FUTURE SITE OF BED ROCK GARDENS - RESERVE TODAY
338
00:28:16,459 --> 00:28:17,660
The Flintstones
339
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,620
Good morning , Fred . What a beautiful day!
340
00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:55,860
I was just thinking the
same thing , Barney boy . BEAUTIFUL!
341
00:28:57,539 --> 00:28:59,340
So I think You and Wilma had a nice evening ?
342
00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,459
Are you kidding ?
343
00:29:01,819 --> 00:29:05,819
Barn, I never met anyone like her .
This Wilma I think she may be the one .
344
00:29:06,059 --> 00:29:07,779
I feel the same way about Betty .
345
00:29:08,059 --> 00:29:09,180
I mean she's smart.
346
00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:10,299
She's hot.
347
00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,660
- Kind .
- Funny .
348
00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:12,940
Classy .
349
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:14,620
She's hot .
350
00:29:15,259 --> 00:29:17,459
Beautiful!
351
00:29:22,620 --> 00:29:25,660
You know , Wilma ,
you really should wear your hair up .
352
00:29:26,299 --> 00:29:28,019
Uh, I got need more height!
353
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,340
Look .
354
00:29:32,219 --> 00:29:34,940
It really brings out your smile .
355
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:40,860
Well I guess I just have a whole
lot more to smile about these days .
356
00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:43,380
And I owe it all to you , Betty .
357
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:46,019
You're the First real friend I ever had .
358
00:29:46,140 --> 00:29:49,420
You had a tough life .
You deserve a few breaks , Wilma .
359
00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:53,340
Actually Betty it hasn't been all that tough .
360
00:29:57,019 --> 00:30:00,459
You see, there is something that
I've been meaning to tell you
361
00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:03,019
but i'm real scared , but I think now is the time...
362
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,539
Ooh Pizza's here .
363
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:11,420
Good evening . I'm looking for...
364
00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:12,779
Mother ?
365
00:30:14,059 --> 00:30:16,259
Wilma ? Is that you ?
366
00:30:16,539 --> 00:30:18,900
What is this place ?
367
00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:22,940
This is an apartment . It's how a lot of people live .
368
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,219
Well , that doesn't make it right .
369
00:30:26,299 --> 00:30:30,819
And who are you ? A Cleaning Women ?
Well obviously you're doing a terrible job . You're fired .
370
00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,059
Go on! Shoo!
371
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:36,420
Mother! This is my new
best friend , Betty .
372
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,580
She's been very good to me .
373
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,219
And I've been the regular germ cruel fish .
374
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:45,739
Wilma , I am going to take my bath now .
375
00:30:46,299 --> 00:30:47,580
Good Luck .
376
00:30:48,539 --> 00:30:49,499
Mother .
377
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,660
How did you find me ?
378
00:30:51,819 --> 00:30:55,340
I did what any concerned parent would do .
Hire a detective .
379
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,140
You what ?
380
00:30:56,219 --> 00:30:58,259
We will discuss everything on the way home .
381
00:30:58,459 --> 00:30:59,819
I'm home , Mom.
382
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:02,620
I am happier than i have ever been in my life .
383
00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:07,219
And you can throw me in a sack and drag me home ,
but I'll just run away again .
384
00:31:08,219 --> 00:31:10,259
Fine , Wilma , Fine .
385
00:31:10,779 --> 00:31:12,979
Now you have broken my heart.
386
00:31:13,060 --> 00:31:18,260
But I wil not allow you to do the same thing
to your deared faithful father.
387
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:21,379
Darling , he misses you so much .
388
00:31:21,699 --> 00:31:25,540
And if you are not home on Sunday to
celebrate his birthday ,
389
00:31:28,179 --> 00:31:32,459
Well, I just do not know how many more
birthdays he's going to be run...
390
00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:34,379
to celebrate .
391
00:31:43,139 --> 00:31:46,340
I wonder why Wilma gave us these suits
to wear for the party .
392
00:31:46,419 --> 00:31:48,379
May be it's a costume party , Fred .
393
00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,079
STAY!
394
00:31:54,559 --> 00:31:55,520
Dino ,
395
00:31:56,119 --> 00:31:57,399
Stay .
396
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:03,480
C'mon Barn lets pick up the girls .
397
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,879
So Barn, What do you think ?
398
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,440
Oh Fred , you shouldn't have .
399
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,359
It's not for you, nitwit .
It's for Wilma!
400
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,079
I'm gonna ask her to marry me .
401
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:38,240
Oh Dum-Dum , there appears to be a
tiny flake of something...
402
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,440
stucked your ring . Look, just there .
403
00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:43,119
That's the stone , Gazoo .
404
00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:44,720
Oops .
405
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,399
It's all i could afford .
406
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,599
Sorry.
407
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,000
Well I am sure she will be very impressed by your...
408
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:53,520
Frugality .
409
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,720
See that's the great thing about Wilma .
410
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,359
I don't feel to need to impress her .
411
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,520
She's just a simple girl with simple tastes .
412
00:33:07,599 --> 00:33:11,720
You know there are couple things about me ,
I haven't gone around and telling you guys yet .
413
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:16,399
Well, welcome to the Slaghoople manner .
414
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,760
Your house has a name ?
415
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:35,040
Fred , Look .
416
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,240
A Cadarock Limo!
417
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,480
Betty I'm sorry .
418
00:33:45,839 --> 00:33:47,399
I was just so ashamed .
419
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,680
You should have realized a caveless girl
couldn't afford a priceless maserocki .
420
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,240
Wilma's home! Everybody!
421
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:01,919
She is loaded .
422
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,039
I'm afraid you looks like you're really lucked out .
423
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,680
No Barn . This is terrible .
I can't give her this measly ring . Look at her house!
424
00:34:08,959 --> 00:34:11,319
A girl like this is used to the best of everything .
425
00:34:11,439 --> 00:34:14,319
She's gonna take one look at this ring
and laugh at me .
426
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,999
You know Barn , its a good thing i didn't
get the chance to give it to her sooner .
427
00:34:18,319 --> 00:34:20,039
Hey, what are you doing?
428
00:34:20,399 --> 00:34:22,200
This punk's trying to steal my car!
429
00:34:22,479 --> 00:34:24,519
No, sir . I'm the valet .
430
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:29,319
The valet ? I don't care if you are valet ,
well you are not going in my car!
431
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,600
Barney! Leave him!
432
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:36,080
Fred , he's the valet . He parks the car .
433
00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,160
I know that .
434
00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:40,399
Come on , Fred.
435
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,039
The valet parking .
First cooked food, and now this.
436
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,800
What will they think of next ?
437
00:34:57,359 --> 00:34:59,560
Wilma darling , we're over here!
438
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:05,640
Wilma darling ,you look nice .
439
00:35:05,999 --> 00:35:07,720
Thank you , Mother . Hello .
440
00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,240
Happy birthday , Daddy .
441
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:16,319
Any news in the front ?
442
00:35:16,399 --> 00:35:18,039
Morale is excellent , Sir .
443
00:35:18,479 --> 00:35:22,479
Mother , Father , I'd like to you
meet my new boyfriend , Fred .
444
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,479
Cavalry! Mount up!
445
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,319
We are moving out!
446
00:35:27,919 --> 00:35:29,640
Search!
447
00:35:34,479 --> 00:35:35,439
A Pleasure .
448
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,839
Charmed .
449
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:43,560
Wilma darling , there is somebody here ,
will simply dying to see you again .
450
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:46,600
Chip , Over here!
451
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,399
Mother, Chip is here ?
452
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:51,280
Oh yes Chip's here . He's practically family .
453
00:35:51,439 --> 00:35:52,399
Who is Chip ?
454
00:35:52,479 --> 00:35:54,359
We used to date , used to Mother .
455
00:35:56,399 --> 00:35:58,600
You are lovlier than ever .
456
00:35:59,919 --> 00:36:02,280
I love your hair up like that .
457
00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:05,519
I see you brought a...
458
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,800
Date .
459
00:36:06,959 --> 00:36:09,839
Wilma , Look . The Rathbonesowie's arrived .
460
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,519
You've got to come to see Tiffany's new nose .
It's between our eyes now .
461
00:36:16,399 --> 00:36:19,760
We haven't been formally introduced .
I'm Chip Rockefeller
462
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,039
of the Mesozoic Rockefellers .
463
00:36:22,479 --> 00:36:27,080
I'm Fred Flintstone ,
of the Fredozoic Flintstones .
464
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,720
So What line of work you in , Flintstone ?
465
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,600
It just so happens ,
I'll be hanging my half down at the quarry .
466
00:36:33,839 --> 00:36:36,200
Oh you bought Slaten Company!
467
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,919
No, I'm a brontocrane operator .
468
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,359
Seriously , what are you doing ?
469
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:46,319
I work down at the quarry .
I'm a brontocrane operator .
470
00:36:47,439 --> 00:36:50,640
You are serious! How embarrassing for you .
471
00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:53,680
Fellas , Wilma's date works...
472
00:36:53,999 --> 00:36:55,560
at the quarry!
473
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,560
He is a brontocrane operator!
474
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,999
Hi Betty .
475
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,999
Did I tell you that's a really pretty dress ?
476
00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,519
Thank you .
477
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,160
Betty , you are not still mad at me , are you ?
478
00:37:50,479 --> 00:37:51,680
Mad ?
479
00:37:51,999 --> 00:37:54,120
Just because you pretended to be poor ?
480
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,839
And I took you in and I felt sorry for you ?
481
00:37:59,519 --> 00:38:01,479
Why would that make me mad ?
482
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,800
Having fun , Princess ?
483
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,839
Not really .
484
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,359
That's my girl!
485
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,720
I have something for your birthday .
486
00:38:21,039 --> 00:38:22,839
Dad it's your birthday .
487
00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:24,680
It is ?
488
00:38:24,839 --> 00:38:27,200
Well this won't fit me .
489
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,600
They are beautiful .
490
00:38:34,319 --> 00:38:36,120
I know you don't like showy things ,
491
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,240
but these are your great great grandmother's .
492
00:38:39,439 --> 00:38:41,879
In fact, they came right out of the shell .
493
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,999
Whatever you decide to do ,
494
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:51,080
remember one thing .
495
00:38:51,919 --> 00:38:54,200
That Daddy will always love you .
496
00:38:55,839 --> 00:38:57,200
Thank you , Daddy .
497
00:39:10,479 --> 00:39:12,839
Sure are beautiful pearls .
498
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,479
Thank you , Fred .
499
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,760
They look really expensive .
500
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,439
Ladies and gentlemen!
501
00:39:25,439 --> 00:39:27,640
I would like to propose a toast .
502
00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,879
To the Colonel on his birthday .
503
00:39:30,959 --> 00:39:33,240
Although he is a man of great wealth and power .
504
00:39:33,359 --> 00:39:37,640
He has the most precious gifts a man
could ever want . A loving wife...
505
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:41,680
and the most beautiful daughter
in the world has never seen .
506
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,680
To the Colonel!
507
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:57,519
You know , I also would like to propose a toast.
508
00:39:57,839 --> 00:39:58,879
Must you ?
509
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,839
To Mr. Slaghoople...
510
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,760
Colonel Slaghoople!
511
00:40:07,039 --> 00:40:07,999
Yes ?
512
00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:09,560
Mrs. Slaghoople ,
513
00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:13,399
and most of all , Wilma .
514
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,319
Thanks for the invite .
515
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,800
I never been inside a place , this big
but i'm paying the admission .
516
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,479
At first I felt a little uncomfortable ,
517
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:34,720
so much the same way as you would , if you
stumble in my one of large meetings .
518
00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:38,080
The Loyal order of the Water Buffalos .
519
00:40:46,959 --> 00:40:48,839
No, Dino . Back!
520
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,240
You!
521
00:41:12,359 --> 00:41:16,800
This is all your fault!
You ruined my entire party , you idiot!
522
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,560
You Bafoon! You Communal!
523
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,519
Get out . Get out of my house , now!
524
00:41:25,839 --> 00:41:27,399
Watch it , buddy .
525
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,120
Stop it!
526
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,200
How can you treat people this way ?
527
00:41:34,479 --> 00:41:37,039
Is it because , they are not like you ?
You know what ?
528
00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:40,600
That is why , I like them .
Because they are not like you .
529
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,280
They like me for who I am ,
and not WHO I am .
530
00:41:46,959 --> 00:41:48,519
I mean...
531
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,240
You know what I mean .
532
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:53,800
How dare you to talk to me like that , Wilma ?
533
00:41:54,319 --> 00:41:57,680
No one has ever talked to me like that before!
534
00:41:57,999 --> 00:41:59,439
Well , Mother ,
535
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,280
may be it's a bad time , somebody did .
536
00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:05,839
Let's go , Fred .
537
00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,800
We were right behind you , Wilma .
538
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,720
Thanks , Betty .
539
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,399
Wait . Please don't go .
540
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:26,919
You were right back there .
The way everyone's behaved today is been inexcusable .
541
00:42:27,439 --> 00:42:28,560
Thank you , Chip .
542
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,359
Congratulations, Flintstone . I really mean that , a better man one .
543
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,359
And just to show that there are no hard feelings
544
00:42:34,439 --> 00:42:38,039
I'd like to invite the four of you
to the opening of my new casino in Rock Vegas .
545
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:41,600
You Love birds can taken to the sites ,
and relax in the luxury accomodations...
546
00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,919
and enjoy the opening night concert gallery by
Mick Jagger and the Stones .
547
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:46,959
Stones ?
548
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,080
This is it Love ,
549
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:51,879
This is Destiny .
550
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,439
What do you say , Wilma ?
551
00:42:55,919 --> 00:42:57,640
I, we...
552
00:42:57,999 --> 00:43:01,280
we really appreciate your gesture ,
but i don't think now is such a good time...
553
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:03,720
Rock Vegas ?
554
00:43:13,919 --> 00:43:15,439
We'd love to go .
555
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,640
WELCOME TO FABULOUS ROCK VEGAS
556
00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:05,680
JACKPOT
557
00:44:39,919 --> 00:44:41,359
Way to go , Barney!
558
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,120
Great day , huh ?
559
00:45:38,479 --> 00:45:40,760
I hope it never ends .
560
00:45:46,479 --> 00:45:48,200
Oh , Young love .
561
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,919
It's a shame it won't last .
562
00:45:58,479 --> 00:46:00,200
Just you wait , Roxie dear .
563
00:46:00,479 --> 00:46:04,479
This man is my puppet
and i barely began to pull the strings .
564
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,839
Soon Wilma will see him for the
pathetic primitive he really is .
565
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,680
I thought you went over this with Wilma person .
566
00:46:11,919 --> 00:46:14,280
What do I have to do to convince you ?
567
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,680
Diamonds ? A mazerocky ?
568
00:46:18,479 --> 00:46:22,160
Your own show in stalactite Lunch ?
569
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,999
Very nice , Chip , but i prefer cash .
570
00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:29,200
What a coincidence! So do we!
571
00:46:29,839 --> 00:46:33,519
Rocko and Rocko , my favorite maid men .
572
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,959
What can I do for you , Gentlemen ?
573
00:46:36,039 --> 00:46:39,720
The Boss wants his money .
He says he don't think you got it .
574
00:46:40,399 --> 00:46:43,120
That's not entirely true .
575
00:46:43,919 --> 00:46:45,959
nor is it entirely false .
576
00:46:46,319 --> 00:46:48,200
he don't entirely care .
577
00:46:48,399 --> 00:46:51,439
but he wants all of his money by midnight sunday ,
578
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,800
or we start taking your casinos .
579
00:46:53,919 --> 00:46:55,359
And breaking your legs!
580
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:00,359
This is a mood discussion , Gentlemen . Because by sunday
evening I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople...
581
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:04,399
and one of the greatest personal fortunes
in the uncivilized world .
582
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,760
You better be .
583
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:08,359
Or else you will be sleeping with the
Tunasarauses .
584
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,120
The plot's thicken .
585
00:47:37,519 --> 00:47:39,080
This is heaven .
586
00:47:39,959 --> 00:47:43,720
Could you get me between my
shoulder blades ? That's cures all my tension .
587
00:47:43,959 --> 00:47:47,560
She is tense .
I just found out what calamari means .
588
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:50,800
Wilma , can I ask you something ?
589
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,160
Sure , Betty . What's that ?
590
00:47:53,839 --> 00:47:56,200
Do you think , Barney is
serious about me ?
591
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,999
What are you talking about ? He's crazy about you .
592
00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:01,800
I hope so .
593
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,519
I've never met anyone
like Bernard Rubble .
594
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,200
He is so loyal and so sweet .
595
00:48:09,519 --> 00:48:13,439
He makes me feel like I'm the only girl
in this whole flat world .
596
00:48:13,999 --> 00:48:16,720
That's exactly how Fred makes me feel .
597
00:48:17,039 --> 00:48:18,160
Chip...
598
00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:21,080
it was always about money .
599
00:48:22,479 --> 00:48:26,319
Fred does not have a greedy
bone in his entire body .
600
00:48:30,959 --> 00:48:33,080
Look at all these clams , Barn!
601
00:48:33,359 --> 00:48:36,319
Yea.. you got there enough to buy wilma
a ring for each finger , Fred .
602
00:48:36,399 --> 00:48:40,240
May be a little stud for me too .
So what do you say , we go cash up .
603
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,839
What are you , crazy ? That's your problem , Barn .
You think too small .
604
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,240
I'm not gonna just stop at a ring .
605
00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:51,200
I'm gonna buy her a whole lifestyle ,
just like Chip Rockefeller .
606
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:55,280
But she doesn't want some smart rich ,
handsome guy . She wants you!
607
00:48:55,519 --> 00:48:58,720
Buzz off , Caveboy!
The man's got magic hands .
608
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,600
I know this will be difficult for you ,
but , let's think for a moment .
609
00:49:03,879 --> 00:49:08,560
Chip Rockefeller flew you to his casino in
his plane to play at his tables .
610
00:49:08,919 --> 00:49:12,680
And against the odds of 247000 to 1...
611
00:49:12,879 --> 00:49:15,399
You have rode 17 straight winners .
612
00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:16,959
Can we connect the dots ?
613
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:20,319
Sure! Today is my lucky day!
614
00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:22,879
Good Luck, Dum-Dum .
615
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:24,839
You will need it .
616
00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:27,560
Come on , babies .
617
00:49:29,839 --> 00:49:31,720
Forty seven!
618
00:49:33,839 --> 00:49:36,120
What did I tell you , Barn ? Magic!
619
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,760
It's not magic , it's skill .
620
00:49:39,439 --> 00:49:43,280
A gentlemen gambler like you should
be playing with the high rollers .
621
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,479
HIGH ROLLERS ONLY
622
00:49:45,839 --> 00:49:49,200
I was just getting warmed up ,
You know , building my bank roll .
623
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,680
- Bank roll ? Please I'll give you a line of credit .
- Credit ?
624
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:56,959
Sure! The house funds you a little extra
you pay it back , a man of your skill , Please ,
625
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,839
I will be honored to have
you on a house account .
626
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,800
Don't do it . That's how my
uncle - the gambler lost everything .
627
00:50:04,879 --> 00:50:07,080
He lost his wife , he lost his house ,
his kids , his dog...
628
00:50:07,919 --> 00:50:10,280
Guess you know , we have an
" all you can eat " buffet by the pool ?
629
00:50:10,479 --> 00:50:11,680
Fred , please!
630
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,200
" All you can eat " ?
631
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,039
Absolutely! I'd like you to meet Roxie ,
she's my lead actor .
632
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,640
Roxie , Would you show
Mr. Rubble the buffet ?
633
00:50:18,959 --> 00:50:22,479
It would be my great pleasure .
634
00:50:23,439 --> 00:50:28,200
Come on , Flintstone . I'll show you to the table
and have the pitball brings you a nice big pile of clams .
635
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,479
New Shooter!
636
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:35,439
Freedom and wit , boys .
Four lovely ladies .
637
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,959
Make that six . Where you two been ?
638
00:50:39,359 --> 00:50:42,319
We've been Waiting for you, Fred ,
at the Cadre Club .
639
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,519
Alright , I'm Sorry , Wilma . I've been on a roll .
640
00:50:45,839 --> 00:50:47,399
Where's Barney ?
641
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,959
He went off to the buffet with some show-girl .
642
00:50:51,359 --> 00:50:52,479
A show-girl ?
643
00:50:59,519 --> 00:51:03,280
When they say " All you can eat "
they don't mean " till you explode " .
644
00:51:03,399 --> 00:51:05,439
I'm just getting started .
645
00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:09,519
Look at the size of that pie .
646
00:51:09,879 --> 00:51:12,160
Waiter! Over Here!
647
00:51:23,319 --> 00:51:24,359
Let me help .
648
00:51:40,839 --> 00:51:42,560
ROCK VEGAS TOURS
649
00:51:44,519 --> 00:51:46,879
I love you , but I gotta go .
650
00:51:47,879 --> 00:51:49,439
Catch you later!
651
00:51:56,879 --> 00:51:58,319
Hello , Love .
652
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,600
Are you...
653
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,439
Yes , Mick Jagger ,
654
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,680
at your service .
655
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,680
And you are... ?
656
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,479
Betty O'Shale .
657
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,999
What a lovely bird doing alone by the pool ?
658
00:52:20,879 --> 00:52:21,999
My boyfriend...
659
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,240
He was...
660
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,600
I saw him with another girl!
661
00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:30,439
Oh , Sweetheart .
662
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,080
I'll tell you what .
663
00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:36,760
If you was my lady you wouldn't catch me
even touching another girl . Not never!
664
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,519
Unless I'm on the road .
On the road doesn't count .
665
00:52:41,839 --> 00:52:43,560
Stop it .
666
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:45,560
Why don't you try...
667
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,800
stopping crying and give Mickey ,
a little smile , eh ?
668
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:52,359
That's better .
669
00:52:53,839 --> 00:52:56,640
You look lovely when you smile ,
Miss Betty O'Shale .
670
00:52:58,959 --> 00:53:00,519
Thank you .
671
00:53:01,839 --> 00:53:04,200
What do you say we go meet my band mates ?
672
00:53:04,479 --> 00:53:07,999
And then we can go
so more quiet , so we can...
673
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:10,280
talk a little bit more , eh ?
674
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,640
Three thousand and forty-one...
675
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,479
What's going on there ?
676
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:26,919
Hey , Fred , Look!
There's Mick Jagger and the Stones!
677
00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:36,560
And there is Betty , she is with the band .
678
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,519
What would be Betty doing with the Stones ?
679
00:53:40,479 --> 00:53:42,519
Yeah .. She doesn't even play instruments .
680
00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:45,680
Betty , Up here! It's me, Barney!
681
00:53:54,879 --> 00:53:56,600
Excuse me .
682
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:00,839
Wait a minute , Betty! Please!
683
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,879
Fourteen thousand
five hundred and forty- two .
684
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:07,720
Fifteen thousand
five hundred and forty- two .
685
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:12,800
Fred , let's do something together .
We could go bowling .
686
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,160
Bowling ?
687
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,160
Bowling's for the poor people .
688
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,240
Looks like You and Chip have a
little more in common than i thought .
689
00:54:22,319 --> 00:54:24,439
Why ? Because we both big winners ?
690
00:54:25,839 --> 00:54:28,879
Here, Fred . Buy yourself a clue .
691
00:54:29,359 --> 00:54:31,399
Wilma , wait .
692
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:43,160
Honey! Baby! What's the matter ?
693
00:54:47,359 --> 00:54:49,319
JACKPOT - A MILLION CLAMS
694
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,640
All right , Flintstone . You lost Wilma .
695
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:01,039
Now it's time to lose everything else .
696
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,039
WIN
697
00:55:05,999 --> 00:55:07,879
LOSE
698
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,800
Place your bets , folks! Place your bets .
699
00:55:22,399 --> 00:55:23,680
One red!
700
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,479
One red is the winner .
701
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,919
Hello Wilma . Been for a walk ?
702
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,919
Nothing gets by you , Chip .
703
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,120
Forgive me , for disturbing you .
704
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,519
I'm so sorry .
705
00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:05,519
I just got a lot of in my mind .
706
00:56:06,319 --> 00:56:07,959
I have been on that edge too .
707
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,919
Opening weekend , so many guests ,
and now all the room robberies .
708
00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:15,080
Robbery ?
No , Nothing , it's just...
709
00:56:15,919 --> 00:56:18,640
But , just to be safe I wish you would let me ,
710
00:56:18,959 --> 00:56:21,999
put those beautiful pearls of yours in our safe .
711
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,919
Good idea , Chip .
712
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,800
They mean a lot to me .
I know .
713
00:56:48,399 --> 00:56:50,120
It's up to you , baby .
714
00:56:50,479 --> 00:56:52,519
Get me started again .
715
00:56:57,120 --> 00:56:58,399
Mr. Flintstone ?
716
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,160
Mr. Rockefeller has extended an
invitation to join him at the fight .
717
00:57:02,399 --> 00:57:04,680
ROUND 122
718
00:57:12,879 --> 00:57:14,760
More credit ? No .
719
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:16,760
No chance . No way . No how .
720
00:57:17,039 --> 00:57:18,919
Do you know how much you owe already ?
721
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:20,240
Owe ?
722
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,280
One million four hundred thousand clams .
723
00:57:27,039 --> 00:57:31,479
It's gonna be a real shame when Wilma finds out
what a loser her new boyfriend really is .
724
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,359
Of course...
725
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,479
she doesn't have to find out .
726
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,720
She doesn't ?
727
00:57:37,039 --> 00:57:39,919
See that , I knew you were a good guy .
728
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,319
I'm not .
729
00:57:42,959 --> 00:57:46,640
I said I wouldn't tell her .
I didn't say you can still have her .
730
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:51,879
I'll erase your debt , Flintstone .
But you gotta disappear , out of town ,
731
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,519
out of bed-rock and never see
or speak to Wilma again .
732
00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:58,879
Wait a minute .
733
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,839
You had planned this all along!
734
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,760
Tell me , how do you even dress
yourself in the morning ?
735
00:58:05,999 --> 00:58:09,439
Normally , I just wear what i fell asleeping .
What does that got to do with anything ?
736
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,399
Goodbye , Flintstone .
737
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,519
You won't get away with this , Rockfeller!
738
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,720
I don't care what happens to me ,
739
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:32,680
but I'm not gonna let you
easily away closer to Wilma .
740
00:58:33,319 --> 00:58:36,359
As soon as I find , I'm gonna
tell her exactly what's going on .
741
00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,240
Then we will see how well your plan worked!
742
00:58:50,479 --> 00:58:53,280
There has been a robbery .
All guests to the lobby .
743
00:58:53,359 --> 00:58:55,160
Uh-oh , there appears to have been a robbery .
744
00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:59,800
We will have to continue this conversation
later Fred . Please step this way .
745
00:59:17,919 --> 00:59:19,479
Ladies and gentlemen!
746
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,280
Ladies and gentlemen! I regeret to inform
you that there is a criminal in our midst .
747
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,240
Now what did he say who was ?
748
00:59:27,439 --> 00:59:29,319
But before I expose him into the public ,
749
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,560
I'd like to give him a chance to step
forward that admit his wrong doing
750
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,160
only to take his first tiny
step towards absolution .
751
00:59:37,839 --> 00:59:40,720
I stole all the
towels in my room!
752
00:59:41,039 --> 00:59:43,399
That is illegal , but still...
753
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:46,120
I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
754
00:59:47,919 --> 00:59:49,640
No, I was talking about a ..
755
00:59:49,999 --> 00:59:53,839
I'm systematically poisoning
the dinosaurs watersupply!
756
00:59:54,319 --> 00:59:57,839
In a matter of decades , their entire
species will be extinct!
757
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:04,560
Alright! This is obviously going no where .
I was talking about a necklace .
758
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,839
A very valuable necklace has
been stolen from our hotel safe .
759
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:12,200
A necklace belonging to my dear
dear friend , Wilma Slaghoople .
760
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,200
My pearls ?
761
01:00:16,879 --> 01:00:18,760
Alright , who did it ?
762
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,080
So help me . If you don't step
forward right now , I'll personally punch you...
763
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:26,319
I don't think the violence will be necessary
Flintstone , because I know exactly ,
764
01:00:26,399 --> 01:00:28,039
who stole Wilma's pearls .
765
01:00:28,399 --> 01:00:31,120
A desperate man drowning and gambling twits .
766
01:00:31,519 --> 01:00:32,640
Low-life!
767
01:00:32,879 --> 01:00:36,879
Hey , doesn't anybody care about this
whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing ?
768
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,080
No!
769
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:43,399
Fred , would you mind emptying your pockets ?
770
01:00:44,399 --> 01:00:46,760
Do you think I stole Wilma's pearls ? Chip that's...
771
01:00:46,999 --> 01:00:49,039
Why , do you have something to hide Fred ?
772
01:00:49,439 --> 01:00:52,800
Definitely not! See for yourself .
773
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,280
Wait a minute . I didn't take these .
774
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:05,399
Wilma , why would I take your pearls ?
775
01:01:05,519 --> 01:01:10,120
Do you deny that you owe the casino over
a million clams with no way to pay it back ?
776
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,200
Fred , is that true ?
777
01:01:14,959 --> 01:01:16,319
Yeah , but...
778
01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:22,160
Wilma , Darling , I'm so sorry .
779
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,359
Wilma , you can't believe him! He set me up!
780
01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:36,039
Security , take this man to jail!
781
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:39,240
You're coming with us .
782
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:43,200
Wait , Wait a minute!
783
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:45,160
You are all making a big mistake .
784
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:48,919
Fred couldn't have stolen that necklace .
It was locked up in a safe .
785
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:52,720
Fred can't even remember the
combination to his bowling locker .
786
01:01:52,839 --> 01:01:54,800
Look it's got written down on his hands , see .
787
01:01:55,999 --> 01:01:58,879
Great! Now everybody seen it!
788
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,800
Crack a safe ? He couldn't even crack
his knuckles without my help .
789
01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:07,080
Thank you , Mr. Rubble , for confessing
to be Mr.Flintstone's accomplice!
790
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:08,760
You are welcome .
791
01:02:09,519 --> 01:02:10,319
What ?
792
01:02:10,479 --> 01:02:12,039
Take them both away!
793
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,919
I'm innocent!
794
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:20,720
Everybody , Gamble!
795
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,839
Where's my little girl ?
796
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,560
Oh , my poor poor baby!
797
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,680
Perfect .
798
01:02:33,839 --> 01:02:37,280
Now everything's going to be
alright now , Darling . Mommy is here!
799
01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:38,720
And I'm going .
800
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,919
I've already talked to Chip and
he is willing to take you back .
801
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:53,039
What gives you the right to interfere
with my life ?
802
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:57,200
I'm your mother and I love you .
And Chip loves you .
803
01:02:57,439 --> 01:02:58,720
Chip loves money .
804
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,640
And you have money!
It's a match-made in heaven .
805
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,160
Look , I think he's already proven his loyalty .
806
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,479
He saved you from that beast .
807
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,479
Fred is not a beast .
He was just raised by them .
808
01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:15,760
Now that explains the missing piece of the puzzle .
809
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,519
Wilma , Listen to me . Go back to Chip .
810
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,879
Please .
811
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,479
Darling ,
812
01:03:26,959 --> 01:03:29,839
Don't let Chip slip through your fingers again .
813
01:03:30,959 --> 01:03:34,640
I just do not know how much
more pain that poor boy can deal .
814
01:03:34,959 --> 01:03:37,839
Guys , I'm sure you have your
money by midnight!
815
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,640
The Boss says , he's got his doubts .
816
01:03:39,919 --> 01:03:44,359
See , a little birdie told him that
you even date Slaghoople damn no more .
817
01:03:45,439 --> 01:03:49,879
Hey , I might be out of job tomorrow .
Brothers got a little mess you see .
818
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:54,560
That's preposterous .
We are getting married this evening .
819
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:59,519
Good . But if the bride do not show ,
you'll be spending your wedding night...
820
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,879
with me!
821
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,399
I miss Betty .
822
01:04:11,919 --> 01:04:16,200
I know Barn . I do anything
to see Wilma again .
823
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,319
We would be with them right now
if I haven't been so stupid!
824
01:04:20,879 --> 01:04:23,160
And now I could have told you that .
825
01:04:25,319 --> 01:04:28,999
Oh boy , you got us sour eyed!
You gotta help us , buddy! You gotta get us out!
826
01:04:29,359 --> 01:04:31,720
" Buddy " ? Did I heard that correctly ?
827
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,839
I am sorry but are you not the
same Fred Flintstone , who hurt my feelings ,
828
01:04:35,919 --> 01:04:39,519
so that I spent the rest of my vacation
in my room watching paperview ?
829
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,959
You're right , you're right . I was wrong .
830
01:04:43,439 --> 01:04:44,399
I...
831
01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:49,800
I tried to impress Wilma with money
and all i did was ruined everything like I always do .
832
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,800
Cause you know what I am ?
833
01:04:52,399 --> 01:04:54,120
I'm nothing but a big...
834
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:56,879
Yes ?
835
01:04:58,800 --> 01:04:59,919
Dum-Dum .
836
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,439
All of first ?
837
01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:03,200
The eyes have it!
838
01:05:04,399 --> 01:05:06,120
Oh , now look .
839
01:05:06,479 --> 01:05:10,839
Just because , you finally realized
what I knew right away, that doesn't mean...
840
01:05:10,959 --> 01:05:13,839
I haven't developed a little soft spot for you .
841
01:05:14,319 --> 01:05:17,200
Really ? So you gonna bust us out of here ?
842
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,839
Gazoo's gonna bust us out of here!
843
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:23,800
Do I look like a cavalry ?
844
01:05:23,919 --> 01:05:25,959
that does outfits are adorable .
845
01:05:26,319 --> 01:05:28,680
You two know that I can't actually interfere .
846
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:33,479
I'm only here to give you some information ,
I thought you might find inlikely .
847
01:05:37,039 --> 01:05:38,999
Hey , I didn't know you can do that .
848
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,839
This is a mood discussion , Gentlemen . Because by sunday
evening I shall be married to Wilma Slaghoople...
849
01:05:41,999 --> 01:05:45,999
and one of the greatest personal fortunes
in the uncivilized world .
850
01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:47,680
Wilma's in trouble!
851
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:49,399
We gotta get out of here!
852
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,160
C'mon you gotta help us, Gazoo!
853
01:05:51,439 --> 01:05:53,319
I would I could , I really do .
854
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:55,640
So you are gonna just let it this happen ?
855
01:05:55,760 --> 01:06:00,120
I've gotta sit in this cell ,
when Wilma walks the aisle with the wrong guy .
856
01:06:00,959 --> 01:06:03,519
We were supposed to live happily ever after!
857
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:05,959
Same with me and Betty .
858
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,200
Please , don't .
859
01:06:09,519 --> 01:06:11,240
Not emotions .
860
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:15,200
My race is processed with eons that the
slightest trace of personal emotions...
861
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,839
and we couldn't be happier .
862
01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:20,720
Well of course , we don't actually get happy ,
because we do not have emotions , but...
863
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,839
Oh , this is so sad .
864
01:06:25,359 --> 01:06:26,999
Somebody hold me!
865
01:06:38,879 --> 01:06:40,240
TEEREX TISSUES
866
01:06:57,999 --> 01:06:59,120
Blow .
867
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,640
Barney , you can fit through the bars!
868
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,519
I can ? I guess I should have
tried that earlier , huh .
869
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,319
Come on . Get the keys!
870
01:07:27,519 --> 01:07:29,399
Hey , back in your cage , shorty!
871
01:07:41,839 --> 01:07:43,120
Hi , Betty .
872
01:07:44,399 --> 01:07:45,959
Hi , Wilma!
873
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,879
I just came to say good-bye .
874
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,039
I heard you're going to Stonehenge
with Mick Jagger .
875
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:53,600
I can't wait .
876
01:07:53,839 --> 01:07:56,200
Chip's going around saying you
are getting back together .
877
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:58,919
I'm so happy for you .
878
01:07:59,919 --> 01:08:03,280
And I'm so happy for you too , Betty .
879
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:04,879
I've...
880
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:07,640
never been so happy .
881
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,640
Me neither .
882
01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:21,999
Hey , knock it off . You're big girls now .
883
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,999
Wilma darling , you are doing the right thing .
884
01:08:26,239 --> 01:08:30,079
I married the Colonel face for money
and look how happy we are .
885
01:08:35,079 --> 01:08:37,800
So , we meet again .
886
01:08:42,959 --> 01:08:45,159
Spread out and find these guys .
887
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,279
They're looking for us , Barn .
They got guards everywhere .
888
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,640
What're we gonna do , Fred ?
889
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,440
We just gonna have to fight away it .
890
01:08:59,560 --> 01:09:00,999
but these guys are armed!
891
01:09:01,079 --> 01:09:02,640
This is a war , Barn .
892
01:09:02,919 --> 01:09:05,119
And in a war there's always
gonna be casualities .
893
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,039
I just want you to know how much
I appreciate your sacrifice .
894
01:09:08,239 --> 01:09:10,279
What do I've got to be the one gets sacrificed ?
895
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,800
Because I know I'm gonna get Wilma back .
896
01:09:13,079 --> 01:09:16,520
Face it Barn . There is no way Betty's
gonna dump Mick Jagger for you .
897
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:18,560
Therefore I've got more reason to live .
898
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,879
Come on , girls! Let's go!
The curtain's coming up!
899
01:09:32,199 --> 01:09:34,159
Come on , out! Oh , you look lovely!
900
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,800
Opening night! Ready to smile .
901
01:09:37,159 --> 01:09:39,279
You see , Fred ? Worked like a charm .
902
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:43,959
No chit-chat . Let's go and sparkle!
903
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,400
The one near the end looks like a man .
904
01:10:12,839 --> 01:10:14,959
May be your sister ought to try out .
905
01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:32,839
It's them! Get'em .
906
01:10:34,919 --> 01:10:36,119
Let's get out of here , now!
907
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,999
Come on! Get them!
908
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,839
This isn't love ,This is...
909
01:10:51,959 --> 01:10:54,999
What do you think , Betty ?
Should I stick up my butt a bit further ?
910
01:10:55,159 --> 01:10:56,600
Does it look good like that ?
911
01:10:56,839 --> 01:10:59,879
May be that's too much bad for
the opening of the show , you know .
912
01:11:00,199 --> 01:11:03,320
It's really upto you , Mick . You're the artist .
913
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,839
Yeah , there I am Betty , that I am .
914
01:11:12,999 --> 01:11:15,199
Wow , you really are with Mick Jagger .
915
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,039
Have you not the two girls are sameful .
916
01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:20,959
Actually the cuter one used
to be my boyfriend .
917
01:11:21,279 --> 01:11:22,079
What ?
918
01:11:23,079 --> 01:11:27,360
Betty , I understand , if you wanna be
with this famous rock star instead of me .
919
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:30,279
but I just had to come back here and tell you ,
920
01:11:31,159 --> 01:11:32,360
I love you .
921
01:11:35,879 --> 01:11:38,239
I don't think I ever told you that before .
922
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,039
but now I did so...
923
01:11:41,159 --> 01:11:42,440
Goodbye .
924
01:11:42,919 --> 01:11:44,800
Barney , wait!
925
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,879
Do you really mean it ?
926
01:11:46,959 --> 01:11:50,239
Of course , I do . I never felt
this way about anyone before .
927
01:11:50,839 --> 01:11:53,560
And what about that show-girl
you were within the restaurant ?
928
01:11:53,800 --> 01:11:56,440
Roxie ? That's Chip Rockefeller's girlfriend .
929
01:11:56,520 --> 01:12:00,199
He sent her to take me to the buffet ,
so i couldn't stop Fred from gambling .
930
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:04,320
Chip Rockefeller has a girlfriend ?
Well somebody's gotta tell Wilma!
931
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,760
Don't worry , Betty .
I'll handle Rockefeller .
932
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:11,640
Alright would somebody mind telling me ,
What's bloody going on here ?
933
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:15,239
This is not creeky!
I'm supposed to be on stage .
934
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:20,239
935
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,079
I'm sorry , Mick .
936
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:25,959
I had a really great time
with you and all , but...
937
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:28,800
I love Barney .
938
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,159
Well , I don't care .
939
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:38,600
I'm in love with Betty too . She is the first
decent honourable woman I ever met and I'm like...
940
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:41,640
unbelievably turned on
by her naivety .
941
01:12:42,199 --> 01:12:44,640
Watch your mouth Mister or
I'll give you a fat lip .
942
01:12:44,999 --> 01:12:47,520
Although it kinda looks somebody already has .
943
01:12:51,879 --> 01:12:54,680
Alright that's it!
Nobody's pinches my bird!
944
01:12:54,839 --> 01:12:58,279
Not after I am , pinching her
from in the first place .
945
01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:03,520
Take this partner!
946
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:07,520
Come on .
947
01:13:08,039 --> 01:13:09,239
She is mine!
948
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,440
Oh yeah ?
949
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:15,839
I'd rather ridiculously been dead body .
950
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:37,159
I love you . I always have .
951
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:39,839
I lost you once ,
but I won't lose you again .
952
01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:42,360
Marry me .
953
01:13:42,999 --> 01:13:44,279
Tonight .
954
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:49,360
Chip , you're terrific .
955
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:52,039
but...
956
01:13:52,839 --> 01:13:56,199
it's just a lot of things
have happened recently
957
01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:59,879
and I need a little time to think .
958
01:14:00,199 --> 01:14:02,760
Wilma , I can't live without you .
959
01:14:03,079 --> 01:14:05,119
Just say " yes " .
960
01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,760
Please .
961
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:10,079
It's okay .
962
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,480
Ladies and Gentlemen , the
fabulous Tardust Hotel...
963
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,919
proudly presents the world's
only rock and roll band ,
964
01:14:16,999 --> 01:14:19,199
Mick Jagger and The Stones .
965
01:14:39,079 --> 01:14:40,800
This isn't Love ,
966
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,680
This is destiny
967
01:14:47,079 --> 01:14:49,279
somewhere above
968
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,800
this was planned for me
969
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,400
Life had no meaning
970
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:00,320
I never knew , why
971
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,600
Till the dream came true
972
01:15:06,119 --> 01:15:08,320
The dream is you .
973
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:13,480
I never say never
974
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,839
But this love forever
975
01:15:17,480 --> 01:15:19,039
Till over
976
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,959
together
977
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:25,159
whichever wherever
978
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,520
Till we go
979
01:15:33,959 --> 01:15:35,999
This isn't Love ,
980
01:15:36,520 --> 01:15:38,640
This is ecstasy
981
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,560
Somehow I knew
982
01:15:44,159 --> 01:15:46,360
you would come to me
983
01:15:48,839 --> 01:15:52,039
I never say never
984
01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:55,400
Wilma , Honey .
I never meant to hurt you .
985
01:15:55,879 --> 01:15:58,600
I've done some stupid things ,
like a lot of stupid things .
986
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,999
but love makes you do stupid things .
987
01:16:04,839 --> 01:16:08,959
I never forgive myself if
I didn't give this one last try .
988
01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:15,360
Wilma Slaghoople ,
989
01:16:16,039 --> 01:16:20,400
I can't give you diamonds ,
fast cars or fancy houses .
990
01:16:20,839 --> 01:16:22,119
I can .
991
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:26,360
All I can give you is just plain old
Fred Flintstone from bed-rock....
992
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,640
and all the love in my heart .
993
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,279
and I hope that's enough .
994
01:16:34,039 --> 01:16:36,079
It's enough . It's enough .
No , it's not!
995
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:38,520
Wilma ,...
996
01:16:42,839 --> 01:16:44,400
Will you...
997
01:16:48,879 --> 01:16:50,600
Will you...
998
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,720
Spit it out!
999
01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:55,999
Wilma , will you marry me ?
1000
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:02,440
This is your last chance!
Stop me or all the dinosaurs die .
1001
01:17:02,680 --> 01:17:03,800
Shut up!
1002
01:17:06,879 --> 01:17:08,239
Wilma , I am still waiting .
1003
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:12,760
Yes!
1004
01:17:34,919 --> 01:17:37,119
And do you , Fred Flintstone...
1005
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:41,480
take Wilma Slaghoople to be your wife
1006
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,760
to have into your home
from this day forward
1007
01:17:48,839 --> 01:17:51,959
Do you, Wilma take
Frederick to be your husband
1008
01:17:52,079 --> 01:17:54,440
to have into your home
from this day forward
1009
01:17:54,839 --> 01:17:55,720
I do .
1010
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,999
Then by the power vested in me
by the City of Rock Vegas...
1011
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:05,640
I now pronounce you husband and wife .
1012
01:18:06,119 --> 01:18:08,320
You may kiss the bride .
1013
01:18:09,879 --> 01:18:12,400
Mrs. Slaghoople .
Where am I ? What is this place ?
1014
01:18:17,079 --> 01:18:18,520
Gazoo , are you crying ?
1015
01:18:19,239 --> 01:18:21,199
No , No , of course not , Dum-Dum .
1016
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:24,520
No , I've simply overcomed with information .
1017
01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,720
You see , I've finally understand...
1018
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:30,159
your complex mating rituals .
All the emotions .
1019
01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:31,800
All this...
1020
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:33,159
Love .
1021
01:18:34,279 --> 01:18:36,640
And I've come to the conclusion .
1022
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,879
I will never meet anybody .
1023
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:49,720
You're very sweet , but believe me ,
it would never work out .
1024
01:18:50,119 --> 01:18:54,400
Ladies and Gentlemen ,
I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. ...
1025
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,520
Flintstones! Meet The Flintstones
1026
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,119
They are the modern stone age family
1027
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:02,480
From the town of bed-rock
1028
01:19:03,279 --> 01:19:06,159
They're page right out of history
1029
01:19:08,520 --> 01:19:11,560
And with Rubbles by the side
1030
01:19:11,879 --> 01:19:14,239
We'll have all alone and happy life
1031
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:17,440
When you're with the Flintstones
1032
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:19,520
Have a yabba dabba doo time
1033
01:19:19,839 --> 01:19:24,119
A dabba doo time . We'll have a gay old time .
1034
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:32,760
Viva Rock Vegas
1035
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,760
Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime
1036
01:19:39,879 --> 01:19:41,600
Turnin' night into daytime
1037
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:45,959
If you see it once
You'll never be the same again
1038
01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:11,919
We'll have a gay old time .
1039
01:20:13,959 --> 01:20:17,480
We'll have a gay old...
1040
01:20:18,159 --> 01:20:20,279
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